chatting up birds edition
leftypol embarrassed to openly assert that he thinks premiership football is a "cause" lol
>>222080832ducks are pretty funny tbf. always quacking a joke
apparently this film has a wee bit of a cult following in the UK
>>222080847*rapes you*
dont watch clarkson farms but I get carpetbombed with headline of jeremy clarkson crying. he must have cried more in the last 2 years than in the previous 50
am i really a mong
>>222080832Gina is OUR girl
*enters the thread, zest for life evident in my energy and enthusiasm*
Arsenal is undoubtedly the most "yookay" football team
>>222080851they named this after my nob
>>222080846*rapes you*
>>222080846I just wanted to mock your endless stupidity to be honest
England is ranked just high enough to be placed with irrelevant pacific islands and microcities, and low enough to avoid being in any group of death. Been like that for at least 30 years now. England mong fans start chanting its coming home when they beat the Faroe Islands or Greenland 2-1 in extra time/penalties, then get to the final 16 and get REALLY excited when they beat somewhere like Morroco or Serbia on penaltiesThen they face a real team like Spain and its all over for another 4 years. YAWN
get lucy letby freed
>>222080847I went out to lunch with one recently He paid the bill
>>222080858hehe I definitely saw and saved that image during one of my excursions to outer /int/. That's the risk you take posting your cute girls mate, she's ours now.
>>222080846he embarrassed himself at the end of the last thread
>>222080873ok
>>222080768
the great unifying cause of watching something on the telly and possibly purchasing a shirt
>>222080880
*enters the thread*
>>222080832Quacker
my team spent more money than your team
Rorke can't comprehend different ethnicities supporting the same football team and being friendly because Rorke never leaves his bedroom to interact with human beings
>>222080855Embarrassing that it's so popular. The show is basically the same format as keeping up with the kardashians, just bullshit manufactured drama non stop so he can be emotional and have sad music played on repeat. Just reality tv for thick men.
>>222080908arent you a little old to be caring about le footy? grow up mate
Slapping a BWC on Alysa Liu's face
my black men are better than your black men
>>222080908You're done leftymong mate lol
>>222080832interestingly enough that’s me on the right
>>222080846Was a leftypol blunder
Chestberg's been aching since yesterday. Nothing to worry about I'm sure
browsing r/6thform and seeing all the students seething about the maths exami remember fucking up chemistry a level and discussing the questions on thestudentroom, i got a c
>>222080920So, this is Rorke?
>>222080855powerful manure fumes mate
>>222080921she looks built for bbc here
was getting into footy this year but then the local team did that spygate thing and now it just seems like a stupid hobby
raccoon girl detected
>>222080939???
>>222080912we get it leftymong you read the guardian, clarkson is your number one enemy and of all the slop on TV like the traitors and every comedy panel show you decide to seethe over a simple formulaic amazon show about the running of a farm lmfao
>>222080935i just went home and played Halo Reach until results day
>>222080925crying out for breast implants i reckon, get bimbofied asap lad
>>222080945
>>222080912i bet he drinks olive oil just to up the chances of him having another massive coronary on tv. we need a grain silo death for this series and a farmers suicide in the woods with overunder shotgun
>>222080943THEY SAW HOW THE OTHER TEAM WILL BE KICKING THE BALL ITS A SCANDAAAAAAL
They're so fitIm so shitIll never touch a titMight as well quit
>>222080943what's the spygate thing
>>222080832proto gf wants me to pick her up from work at 3 and spend the whole day together don’t like having no private time in the afternoon
I bet Emma Watson's butt stinks.
>>222080935remember getting into lots of debates on thestudentroomthinking back, I'm fairly sure the people I was arguing with were mostly PHD students in their late 20s or 30s cos some of those cunts had been on there for 10+ yearshow sad is that
>>222080943I don't bother with any local or domestic football whatsoever yet I will watch big international tournaments. Might be that because it's all self-contained I feel like I can enjoy these tournaments on a level playing field with everyone else. With local and domestic football you have to sort of know the backstory and all that.
>>222080952big fan then?
>>222080962https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southampton_F.C._espionage_incident
yeah i remember when i cared about football, tony blair won a second general election and change was in the air, the towers still stood tall and leeds united were iconic
>>222080952that's him dialectically dematerialised
>>222080965thats fine mate i'll just pick her up instead
>>222080873Sad but true, however it's the only time there's ever a feeling of hope or optimism in this rotten miserable country so I'll take it
>>222080952sent that condescending gimp flying
um acktually england are ranked 4th in the world right now
Anyone watching the cricket
>>222080984the twin towers were destroyed in a terror attack, of course
i like Basketball. fun to play and watch
cant imagine how shit it must be being a local fan of a club that’s become a tourist club
>>222080992thanks mate, i’ll be doomscrolling twitter
i hate farmers. hope they get taxed until they have a breakdown. clarkson too. hope his heart explodes
>>222081000there's a lad here at lords todayin the mound standhopefully he posts during the day
TRACY BEAKER ATE THE WORM!?!?
Got an A* in A-level maths and now 15 years on from that exam I earn £13.50 an hour.
>>222081004yeah now imagine how people in gaza feel
>>222080976"Local" football if you can even call it that seems utterly pointless. At least until you get down to the level in which they can't afford to fly in their players from all corners of the globe and it actually becomes local again. At least in international tournaments you have to have been born in England to represent.
Just had sex with my gf.We are both unemployed. Pulled out to spaff on her face but shot too early onto her chebs.I'll keep you updated.
technology can advance all it likes be we will never solve to problem of a news reporter passing it over to someone in the field and having that awkward 3 second pause when they're on screen but are yet to speak
>>222081029>been born in England to represent.means nothing these days
>>222081033Course u did lad
>>222081013remember when everybody seethed about taxing farmers and then some lad on question time revealed to everyone that the only people who would be affected would have to have at least two million quid in assets and the farmers responded >b-but im asset rich and cash poor!!
>>222081036does a bit though doesn't it
>>222081033and the first thing you did was post on 4chan
itblatt in toil is ten years older than his wife he also met her when he was 25
>>222081002wemby goat agenda on the ropes after game 1 but i still believe in him
Its been confirmed that NATO will go to war with russia by 2030 and that western European governments will draft their population of young men (the real europeans, not the african and asian imports)
>>222081059not really. all those p*kis up north who hate this country, have completely alien cultures and mindsets, and all have those weird foreign accents were all born here. nothing english about them apart from the piece of paper handed to them by a corrupt neoliberal government
>>222081036Oh do bore off rorke we really are tired of your silliness
>>222081069Me? Siding with Russia.
Farmer:>existsLeftypol:>RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE YOUUU
>>222081060mad how restore are polling quadruple her percentage yet she was the one who was invitedwould love to sex her though, which she'd obviously seethe about
>>222081069where?
>>222080945>racc
>>222081086Thats you being thrown in the deepest darkest rape dungeon then
biz idea: nationalise football, split the UK into constitutencies of approximately 500,000 people and have one football club for each (approx 130-140 teams) which can only be made up of people who have lived there for 2+ years, and then split them into 7 leagues of 20ish teams
>>222081091I want restore to win but Rebecca is clearly a little slow on the uptakeShe'd have been embarrassed if she went on QT
Looool what a day what a day
>>222081089
>>222081088no sympathy for farmers and im not even a leftymong. Why should anyone care about some retards that happened to have been born in to a long line of landowners who were given title and land by old willy in the 11th century? just pipe down yeah and be happy you even have what you have
>>222081089Would clamp my lips around that little pink hoop and suck so hard that tranny freak would implode
>>222081067:/
>>222081092Internal documents were leaked recently
>>222081122im sure
>>222081089wish my arse hole looked like that i’ve taken photos of it for non gay reasons and it is a fucking state
>>222081122may we see it?
>>222081108catalyst for Southgateball. for better or for worse
>>222081110Most farmers are not hereditary landowners thoughbeit
New idea: disband english soccer and play a propa sport like rugby league
>>222081081pakis don't play football thoughthey don't even play cricket
why is the willy going backwards?
bridget phillipson sex arse is being delivered today
>>222081108First day I became a bit of a chud when I was at uni and all my foreign mates were cheering against England Naively assumed they'd back the country they're living in against fucking Iceland
>>222081104Starmer get it done
Where do these mongs think food comes from?A farmer has to grow itThe UK isn't tropical africa where fruit grows on trees everywhere Food doesn't magically appear in the grocery stores
>>222081108Made a hundred quid by betting a tenner on Iceland to win, good day for me
got the UKpunting and AdultWork open
>>222081110yeah why would we care about the people who grow our foodwho even needs food
>>222081089Do trannies and benders ever have their arse go back to normal if they stop getting it shagged? Or does it always have that blown out look forever?
>>222081065Yeah she's in the shower while I'm getting her some cake.
>>222081108preferred it when southgate’s 3 black lions missed the penalties ngl
my bumhole is pink
off the phone with Tuchel there. told him to tell the players to score some facking goals
>>222081123>>222081129https://www.politico.eu/article/eu-ukraine-russia-ready-for-war-2030/
>>222081152theyre genuinely among the stupidest people we have in this country
Day 0 of someone's willy and arse being posted
>>222081152Leftypol thinks every farmer is some hereditary land baron with 1200 acres despite most farmers having less than 50 and accumulating that land themselves over decades
>>222081165duno, ask your dad mate
>food grows on farmswrite that down, write that down
Arse for rorkes only
>>222081190done him
anyone else just looked at yourself in the mirror for the first time today and felt an immense grim or just me
>>222081193Legs too short
>>222081191You can grow concrete
>>222081193need her to fill my gob with her shite
>>222081177This says they will be ready by 2030 should a war happen, not that they plan on having one in 2030.
>>222081200i do this when i first wake up and i always look incredibly ghoulish
>>222080607lmao what
>>222081190>>222081197You've done my dad? Sometimes he leaves massive skidders in his undies but if that's what you're into lad...
>>222081089that is a puffy vulva
>>222081193get a few migrants in that room
why did he do it?it wasn't even murder he wanted to torture his pregnant girlfriend?
>>222081178>>222081187Makes me think of the "kill the boer" slogan in south africa
>>222081216this nigga inspecting his dads pants
fresh tassium on the youtube log
>>222081235preferred it when it was just the one guy making the videos
ohhh i’ve got a brand new golf ball and a very stinky poo
>>222081210Did you read the article or the headline?
>>222081215diego your entire lifestyle relies upon maintaining this country's institutionsyou are a rent-seeking economic parasite
>>222081235hate science me
>>222081225Mate no one else but you knows who this is
>>222081216the skidders presumably from a leaky arsehole due to all the bumming
>>222081208seen her hairy growler wanked to it too also imagination wanked to her taking innner city thug parisian bbc
don't like going on /sp/ during the world cup because all the tourists make it unfunny
>>222081225british genes made him evil
>>222081225She cheated on him with Tom and Jerry
>>222081252this was one of the most discussed murders in recent british history lmao
don’t care about the monarchy personally but if you’re a republican you’re a loser sorry
>>222081247Both.>"By 2030, Europe needs a sufficiently strong European defence posture to credibly deter its adversaries, as well as respond to any aggressions," says the draft plan, which will be discussed by defense ministers late Wednesday before being presented to the College of Commissioners on Thursday. It goes to EU leaders next week.
>>222081242yeah I don't particularly like the ones with the poofs either, prefer the Derek ones but what can you do
>>222081264the male brow and the hairy leg is a big turn off
that poor lad who calls everybody diego is so unwell its not even funny at this point. dollymong schizo meltdown
>>222081256yeah most of the threads are people asking for a stream, someone coombaiting outside of the allotted halftime slag posting period, and people not so subtlety asking for Chile or Peru to post the things they post
how can i practice this move
>>222081261don't get this gimmick
>>222081278cock and bollocks are fine though?
>>222081235channel owned by Blackstone btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoibAbdQf58
>>222081272Seems like you care quite a lot then
Could we STOP posting tranny bumholes for five seconds ffs
>>222081292if its a feminine penis then yes
it's a sexy penis
>>222081294eyy it's Jason Bourne ova here
Notice how leftymongs never complain when Jews have Nazi tattoos? Double standard!
>>222081294very antisemitic thumbnail that
>>222081279To be fair Deegz is really easy to spot and he's constantly posting here with his username off
dodging the draft by getting so obese that i don't fit into the uniform
>>222081295sounds like you’ve got a big cock in your mouth
>>222081272true, always the bitter lefty weirdos who latch onto causes like that
Currently addicted to arma reforger
>>222081227It is a bizarre jealous fixation. London, as any city, is full of ghoulish spivs working bullshit jobs to skim off the real economy and spend it all on luxuries, yet Leftypol directs his rage towards the 55 year old retired builder with 45 acres of hillside and 250 sheep.
>>222081320FOY
got a long weenis but a tiny little brain
>>222081312>we'll look like this some day and we still waste our time here on 4chan
>>222081225the absolute state of Doctor Who mindbroke him
>>222081256There's YFMOC threads
>>222081312cody pls
don't like when rorkes make fun of us for having black players and also don't like when leftypols act like we need to celebrate "diversity" because of itdon't like anything really
Post shag cake.
>>222081342it's mindbroke me too but i dont go round killing pregnant women. i just seethe online
leftypol wanting british farmers out of business and then land sold to blackrock and jp morgan
Im a Rorke and Im proudAnyone got a problem with that?
>>222081355the shag cake
>>222081352just like watching football me. not bothered about all the race talk people bring up
>>222081355is that mashed potato seamus
>>222081345based yfmoc'er
>>2220813552 servings? Fat bastard
>>222081355Blud's having cake and mash potato
I remember when I used to hate London. I used to call it "Donedon" you see, I was a seething provincial simply projecting my relative economic poverty in my shit hole, then I went to London and realised they all live like kings with higher standards of living, higher wages, superior transport, superior night life, access to healthcare and entertainment, London is civilisation. The UK's GDP would be lower than Bulgaria if you remove London.
>>222081373Want them both to wee on me
>>222081376need your blood pressure raised and your cortisol spiked pronto
Tits for Rorke only
not a fan of football, bit of a boring sportmain reason it's popular is it's easy for children and wogs to understand so everyone can get hyped about "their" team winning together
>>222081398why
>>222081360Larry fink is apart of a persecuted minority you see The farmer is oppresing him by not selling him his land for pennies on the dollar
Mark Wiens and eating with Todd linked upNeed it or keep it?
>>222081391what would bulgaria's be like if you removed sofia
>>222081404the energy will help to power my ball crushing contraptions
bizarre choice of campaign artlooks like an animated mr bean character
>>222081402blud thinks there are sports that are difficult to understand
>>222081418done him
>>222081377*Séamus>>222081377Whipped cream >>222081382One for me, one for lovely gfberg >>222081389See above
watching football used to be a manly thing but its not the 1970s anymore. everybody in the crowd in every stadium is either a child, a woman or a bugman obese manchild
>>222081432Pics or you’re lying
>>222081418bodied that urbanoid freak
crying to nickelback again
>>222081294started watching this then gave up after 5 minutes and gonna have a wank instead
>>222081429looks like a mii
>>222081430yes there arebizarre thing to say
>>222081440grim addict
>>222081440good lad
>Henry Nowak's sister has a half black son what is it with them Poles
the spirit of the blitz lives on
>>222081457the power of the bames compels them
Thom Rorke
>>222081459The blitzkreig?Yes it does
ive been posting on here since 2007 and i still dont know how to upload webms or gifs, it never lets me do it always the wrong format
zesty fode
>>222081429It's really weird isn't it, looks like something you'd see in 2015, thought as a society we'd moved past this weird bobble head style
>>222081478gp
what do you think about this lad
i wonder what size fodeypops cock isdo you have any thoughts on this matter?
i said a hip hop a hippy a hippy to the hip hip hop you can't stop a rockin to the bing bang boogie said up jump to the boogie to the boogie to the rhythm the beat
>>222081495grow up
keir starmer funko pop delivering today
>>222081457Liberalism is one hell of a drugDad must be devastated
>>222081489hes clearly on the ground
>>222081499scremaing
>>222081489it's like a red panda but a squirrelget it vaporised i say
>>222081495no larger than 5 inches
>>222081495Long, around 7.5" but slightly thin and one of those dicks where the head is almost the same width as the shaft
I'm a Chineseman from Japan
no one:literally no one:not a single soul:leftypol:rorke's mum:rorke's granda:rorke: i said a hip hop a hippy a hippy to the hip hip hop you can't stop a rockin to the bing bang boogie said up jump to the boogie to the boogie to the rhythm the beat
>>222081523s
fucking grow up you degenerate mongs
>>222081530sc
you're all teenagers arent you
>>222081489fully understand why they wiped out those air nomad freaks
intellectually dishonest thread
been on the tongkat ali willard was like the eiffel tower when i woke up this morning did the wanking ceremony twice in 15 minutes
>>222081553morning papi
>>222081552>every normie circlenormies aren’t on discord mate
>>222081537>>222081545>>222081548oh give it a rest rorke
>>222081562scrwa
>>222081568Wouldn't know, don't use it
>>222081552In 6 days time everybody will forget what they're all so angry and upset about, the world cup is starting. Get the bevvies in, henry who?
>>222081577yeah ALDIs are nationwide tbf
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
leftypol deciding he supports arsenal at the age of 29 and talking about them with every black person he meets
>>222081525>where the head is almost the same width as the shaftIs this uhhh, not normal?
>>222081552shut up and talk about phil foden's cock you big gay
I was born in 2002, it's literally impossible to have a more aesthetically pleasing birth year until 3003
>>222081457have you been to poland recently? you can just tell by the look in the average young polish woman’s eyes they’re raw bbc only
some people just have large heads it's not a big deal
I want immigration to be increased
tesco express have prices specifically to match aldi but why would i go to tesco when i could just go to the real thing
>>222081596>I support Chelsea like every other black, sorry
>>222081604I think 2004 is quite nice
i was born in 1992 ya see
>>222081604ktim
googling ‘sex’finally gonna get to the bottom of this thing
lots of old cunts at toil complaining that a sign up link for a work social uses a QR code and apparently their phones "don't have a QR reader" what's up with that
>>222081601no it's called having a bullet dih mate
>>222081610shameless rehashing of the Thatcher quote
>>222081632Old people take great pleasure in bemoaning everything and anything it's best just to ignore them
>>222081632why can't you just agree to meet up somewhere you autistic freaks omdz jaylen mate your generation is finished you can't organise a pissup in a brewery
>>222081632why dont they just install a qr reader from fdroid or use a web one
which way today team?
>>222081632could have been a nice young lad and informed them that their camera works as a qr reader
>>222081632they probably don't realise that you don't need a specific app for that these days
>>222081652don't know what prompted this outburst
>>222081249how am i rent seekingor an economic parasitewhat insitution do i rely on lmao?i dont even use the nhs usually
yo unc download this app and scan the QR code to agree to go to weatherspoons with us after work bro
>>222081652milleny melty
>>222081657Yes why doesn't the old person seek out the open source app store and look for a QR code reader
>>222081659did you take this picture in the devonian period?
any Aryan Beasts in?
>how am i rent seekingbluds a fucking landlord lol
*autistic virgin freak voice*i just sent you all a link for my birthday drinks at miller and carter!!
This website genuinely has me starting to hate milennials. The ones I meet irl seem OK but the ones here have the most unreal chips on their shoulder it's mad
>>222081682done that placoderm
forcing my nan to learn how to unlock her phones bootloader and install grapheneospunching her in the back of the head when she soft-bricks the device
installing archlinux on granbergs laptop
>>222081695generations aren't realonly baby boomers exist
>>222081673Howling it's actually insane how averse they are to in person communication
going to google boobs brb
rorke casting blacked raw to the living room tv
>>222081695bro you freaks send QR codes to go for a drink after work LMAO
>>222081714nobody does that
>>222081669why do you only ever reply with questions?
Buffy the Darkie Slayer
>>222081714no we don'tthis happened to you once and now you assume that everyone does it
>>222081709>>222081673>>222081652mental how poorly functioning your imagination is kek
>>222081677yeathey say the same about me when talking about anything electric, made of wood, made of bricks or cars>how the fuck dont you know how to fix your shower
>>222081695The ones who post here are bad examples because they’re just bitter at anyone younger than them simply because they haven’t wasted their lives yet
why the fuck is it called rent seekingrent seeking means you are on zoopla looking for a place to rent
>>222081720>>222081723this post was literally 5 minutes ago >>222081632
>>222081373peng
>>222081682poo chuckling
>>222081730mate it's time to grow up and start living in the real world
actually screaming at zoomer mongs sending QR codes for social events
>>222081685not what rent seeking means you ignorant fuck>>222081721no but when someone makes unhinged claims all i can do is ask questions to understand it>>222081738it isn't they're braindead people who haven't read or spent any time thinking economics
stop fighting pleasewe are all one people x
>>222081731That's sad but probably true, I would probably be the same if I was coming up to my 40s with nothing to show for it and was getting lifemogged by lads in their 20s. I'll be more empathetic
>>222081731Theres nothing to be bitter about because you are actively ruining your life on here spamming poo and rorke in the prime of your life.
am sick of qr codes to be fair
>>222081652>>222081673>>222081686I think it opens a form so people can vote on where we go and what dayIt's a social for about 60 people so bit easier to do that than pen and paper
>>222081758>lifemoggingyou’re unemployed
>>222081754ok
>>222081758nobody is getting lifemonged by a group of spergs sending QR code links to meet up for a drink mate, please improve your social skills
>>222081754Thank you
>>222081747the real world is on apps todayget with the times unc just foken download the app
please scan the qr code for the new
>pen and paperommmmddzzzz
>>222081780if they're organising something social then they're not spergs
>>222081750>not what rent seeking means you ignorant fuckNever said that's all it meant.But landlords ARE rent seekers you shit eating mong.
>>222081789scr
>>222081786you don't even need an app to read qr codes camera apps do it automatically if you point them at one
unc's having a meltdown over QR codes
>>222081796no they are not by the definition of the term in economics you fucking moron
scr-cord out in full force today i see
>>222081789w-wha?what is this?I do not understand will simply refuse to learn because it didn't exist in the 70s
>>222081810Yes you are.
make the fucking new
millenymongs unlocking their samsungs in a leather flip case and trying to scan the QR code
>>222081799thats how you get scammedyou got to read the url
>>222081821spastic child
>>222081810hs?
>>222081789ROARING
>>222081841shut up
>>222081826it shows the link for you to click on it doesn't just take you thereare you still on a blackberry what the fuck
In the doctors waiting to see doctor and nary a single brown in here with me. Nice middle class area, shielded from the horrors (for now)
Even my mum can use QR codes and she's 44 lmao
vantablacking my arse off
New>>222078860>>222078860>>222078860>>222078860
it's nice that Diego came back for Pride month
>>222081796just admit you thought rent seeking literally meant seeking renters as a landlord
MAKE THE FUCKING NEW NOW
>>222081852>doctorpsychiatrist i assume rorke
that's not the fucking new
get it made rorke NOW
hes really melting down over that QR autism
>>222081789
>>222081868Proctologist, got a little army man fella stuck up there
>>222081859look at that, every post slagging us off probably. typical bloody /deutsch/
365 postsit's a JOKE
>>222081884*ruffles your hair affectionately*rorke!
this is getting out of hand rorke
lmao i scanned the QR code
>>222081861nice gay treat x
THE POST COUNT!THE FUCKING POST COUNT LADS!
Po
New>>>/sp/154999484>>>/sp/154999484>>>/sp/154999484>>>/sp/154999484
>>222081910>>222081910>>222081910emergency new
off to the qr code shop anyone want owt
>>222081917That’s not /brit/ you golliwog
>>222081906no idea what this post is supposed to mean it’s missing something
Actual new>>222081939>>222081939>>222081939>>222081939
