Avro Vulcan edition
baltika 9 <--> chernogolovka until ukraine
>>222081942Afro Vulcan subedition
Might drink several beers tonight
No gerberts allowed past this point:_________________________
charming
Genuinely can't remember the last time I met a new womanDon't even have anyone to fantasise aboutIt's THAT over
Woke detected on the International Space Station. All nations scrambling to rescue their astronauts. It's the the film Alien but instead of being trapped with a killer Alien in space it's woke
>>222086630What do you get out of making these dogshit unfunny posts
nth for the holodem
>>222081942Wild that kiwis get to live in middle earth
>>222086630back to the drafts with this one
turned 30 today lads :(
not posting in this thread sorry but i just wont
>>222086659leftypol upset at me ribbing on woke huh?
>>222086669Bottom of the earth really
Holodemor
right then. brexit didn't work out did it
>>222086669Fuck off cunt. You don’t know shit about nz.
I’m racist and proud
>>222086674How does it feel?
>>222086664based
pick one and only one
>>222086703Right
Mental how you lot are Europeans and that I’m not. Europe seems mental, youre mental. The whole bloody thing is mental
>>222086703We don’t like non Whites on /brit/
>>222086660Chud son is crying and puking up right now, phase has gone woke
>>222086703middle obviously
>>222086713you seem bewildered and incensed a lot of the time, nzlad
We need a version of UKpunting that isn't for fat middle aged men.A free forum for Sensitive Young Men to discuss prostitutes.
>>222086688Fake news! Kier is doing a great job
>>222086713im not
>>222086678No mate you're just a goon
>>2220866882023 Britain was #1in this chart and #3 in 2024meaningless statistic
>>222086743Big words those. Gonna need to google them
um
Don't think it's meant to do that is it
Do escort solicitors kiss the prozzies of nah?
thats a bwc
>>222086752Be honest with me. Are you... woke?
>>222086703Her lips remind me of when I was in year 9 and I sucked on a glass so hard my lips turned blue and swelled up for two weeks
>>222086747Rorke’s dih
>>222086747
not a fan of that desu
something not right with that one
imagining taking katie on a hike of peak district and giving her a footrub after hiking and then keeping her warm in the tent as she rests
>>222086747errrrr
>>222086684Next 'dem Minecraft server idea pls >>222086699xx
I HATE RORKE HE DID A RACISM!
that’s a throbbing purple rocket
>>222086353dunno what you're talking about mate tbqh
damn i missed it
understand how girls who have social media DMs open feel when someone just sends them their ugly willard out of the blue
>>222086795Comfy~
That was one botched circumcision.
Just watched a movie, enjoyed it. Quite good that one really
It's just a few weird teenagers on Tumblr don't worry it will fizzle out
Don't have the life force to stay out of bed for more than a couple of hours
>>222086835the berg
>>222086822stuff like this never happened to me in my teen years (or ever)
>>222086822me on the right
Just had some curry and chips down the seafront me. Lush weather today. Might have a few jars later.
>>222086885why did you get curry thenthats a 'woke' food
serious mental illness vibes from some of your
a bit pongy in the bedroommumstein will surely complain about 'man smell' at some point
anyone else posting on the toilet?
girl I used to go college with doesn’t have a job, every summer she goes to Greece and works at a beach club for 2/3 months and somehow makes enough then to not work until the next year. Some fucking life
>>222086904mumsy picking up your smelly boxers from the floor and giving them a sniff while no ones around
Might try gay sex this year
>>222086904could always get a window opened and the sheets washedthe sperm tissue bin emptied
Want to shag the milf slag from the Chernobyl show
>>222086913Not a very interesting anecdote but alru
>>222086913Does she live with mummy and daddy
>>222086913she shits on businessmen's chests
>>222086913she's a prostitute lad
just dispatched a hunter-killer drone to bridlington south beach
>>222086905me
>>222086913something sketchy going on there lad
hearing news that someone in Leeds have chucked themself off a building. Seems weird to do it on a Friday. more of a Monday activity that innit?
>>222086898Curry and chips not a curry on its own. Also nowt wrong with having a curry.
>>222086874xx
>>222086913she’s smuggling coke for the albanians
me trying to impress foids
>>222086943gp
>>222086966fat fucking bastard cat
>>222086961you're a woke aren't you
>>222086960Monday's a fresh start, full of optimismBy Friday you remember everything's fucked
>>222086979trying to move on to the next one instantly is always a good idea
>>222086913this is the plot of high school musical 2
>>222086913Not inconceivable if she's fit and makes a lot of tips and then lives reasonably frugally the rest of the year. Although as others have pointed out yeah she's probably a prossie.
doing a read
raping my arse with a shillelagh
I need to sleep I can’t get no sleepdodododododo do do do dododo
The Lord of rings book is amazing but sadly it takes place in the last part of the saga also I wished the movies explained how the rings affected drawves and elves >
any Pokemon man in
eat sleep rape repeat
*enters brit*
>>222086979Giving them phones was a mistake
>>222087012I know someone like this, brands will literally give her £1-2k a time to advertise their clothes on her Instagram full of horny men for whatever reasonAbsolute easy mode
THIS IS A GREAT SONG!!!!
>>222087053he's such an autistic wet wipe
>>222087064Likewise, girl I went to school with (and not even that fit) got really into the gym and has a big arse, and now promotes all sorts of stuff and is away on luxury holidays non stop
>>222087055Looking forward to Stevie Richards' What Went Wrong on this one
>>222087053stupid question with an even more stupid answer
>>222087065https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_kchoon
spending money on prostitutes is the only acceptable method of spending money on women tbqhanything else is beta cuckold simping
shove that up your bloody ramadan
Just had a weird man come round trying to convince me to buy their windows. Or more accurately the leaflet says they want show homes where they take before and after pictures, but obviously they're not going to give it to me for free so it's just an annoying sales tactic. Anyway I shut the door on him and put his leaflet in the bin. Will never buy anything off a cold caller, you'd have to be mental.
reinstalling farming simulator
>>222086815>>222086795this lass. she was autistic, borderline and on anti-psychosis meds>>222086994you just snow he scoffed through all those empty snack packets in the bin
lmao
>>222087128mad how he's actually screaming
>>222087034The elves were leaving middle earth and vanishing because they were becoming stagnate and the rings that sauron gave them were being used to keep them on middle earth longer The rings amplified the greed of drawves and caused them to dig deeper and deeper
>>222087180Howling
>>222087152probably a scammer
rorke purchasing one single share in nvidia and putting 'nvidia shareholder' on his linkedin
>>222087064>>222087105assume you've shagged them?
>>222087180It's funny because it's real haha :, )
>>222087180bit racist
>>222087128this is a classic in spain
post big cats
>>222087053lewlew going the extra mile to justify his Brazilian citizenship
Based. I'd kill the kid tooDowns syndrome is a lifelong impairment and it would be better if no one had it. Being able to control and filter out these defects is better for everyoneCommon eugenics W
>>222087222No I am a 24 year old virgin
>>222086979doremon rizz :skull:
>>222087254wtf are you even talking about
hi i'm johnny rorkesville, welcome to /brit/ass *backflips into a load of poo posts*
>>222087254Who are you even talking to here
Rorke taking a knee for Henry Nowak and doing his ACL
Yeah that’s mint I’ll post that
>>222087285s
guy i went to school with is always posting new businesses on Instagram and i was under the impression that they were all duds but his new one is like AirB&B specifically for house parties, but it seems like he owns the building you can rent and it's secluded and massive. maybe he is successful after all
>>222087304
I turned 23 and I realized that I am fucking old as dirt and my goals are >Travel to china and Zion >Then go back to school Only issue is that I travel a bit I will be 24 when I start school since I turn 24 in March
>>222087297scr
for me it's female led birtpop bandshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iedz_x6Hlhw
screaming shit out my willy hole
mad how Australian and British young children are swapping accents thanks to Peppa and Bluey
Humanity has been around for 150k years yet we only know about a fraction of human history
>>222087368wrong
>>222087368woke shite
the double whammy, shall be applying to this place :3>>222087368what if the fraction we know about is 1/1 though, ever think about that
>>222087152Ever seen that show white gold by the cast of inbetweenersbit like that I imagine
>>222087343>and Zionbro is Morpheus
what job should I get if I miss katie
Uh oh just found out the boomer colleague who gets annoyed at my dosser ways and sneakily counts my hours is being promoted to my boss and is likely to actually give a shit. Looks like my days of fucking about are coming to an end.
spamming slack with questions and issues in the main channel so people are forced to answer so they don't like they are ignoring me, and thus can't just take the friday offdevious little gimp, me. shelley and jordan thought they could just log off early and go out with their mates.
Blue Monday is probably the best pop song ever made
>>222087412a gerkhin day pass
cunt i used to go to school with does day trading and his instagram is full of it
>>222086995Far from it actually. I just don't let politics dictate what I eat.
>>222087413Hate runts like that
>>222087433horrid little incel
>>222087438don't worry he's probably not making anything. independent day traders have statistically the WORST returns. he makes more money shilling crap on instagram than actual trading
>>222087438know a few of these lads from my old schoolthey can’t be making a lot right. i’m clueless about this stuff so i don’t know
Rorke getting “NOWAK 18” put on the back of his Reform FC home shirt (size 3XL)
>>222087443By all accounts he used to be like me, tells me about smoking weed on the job and fucking about and now he works way over his allotted hours and stresses about everything when he really doesn't have to. Always making sly comments about me leaving at 5. Might have to start looking around if he gets on my tits.
>>222087457>>222087461dunno i watched a few of his reels and they were like 'week recap: not very good lads'he also has a bible verse in his biowhat the actual fuck is happening to gen z niggas (im 24 so is he) they are transforming into different people
>>222087368This isn’t really trueAnthropology has a pretty good general idea of the material culture broadly of groups for the last couple hundred thousand yearsSure we don’t understand their actual cultures or religions much but that’s impossible with long dead oral cultures
>>222087433erm please don't use @channel here, you just pinged 457 people!
>>222087236
Greggs is evil
manlet rage
>tfw stupid
>>222087438went to college for a bit in London and the Albanian who sat next to me had bitcoin as his phone wallpaper
>>222087448seethe normie
>>222087473Rorke JR getting cheeky and opting for NOVAX 19
>>222087504screaming
>>222087490the only people making serious daytrading money ae people who either had serious money to begin with or people who actually make their money from selling courses online. very very small number of people beat the market consistently
it's over for rorke
>At the time, he claimed he has been taking it for 'roughly 17 years', and explained he would 'always do a loading phase' to allow his body to adjust before basking in the rays.>According to the Melanotan II fan, it 'takes nearly two weeks to kick in' before lounging in the sun will bring about any results, while he also explained that the peptide also 'does nothing to protect you from sunburn'.>"It doesn't do anything to protect you [from the sun], what it does is trigger your body to make more melanin">He claimed that sticking to his strict Melanotan II schedule had got him 'awfully close' to reaching his desired level of tan - although in a lot of people's eyes, he'd already gone way too far.>He advised people to keep a close eye on any moles 'for changes in size or shape', explaining that they 'can get lost amongst your tan', along with freckles.
>>222087457why would him making money be something to worry about
>>222087473digwa united fans chanting at him>YOU’RE GETTING STABBED IN THE MORNING
>>222087496KATEEM!>@here @channel did one see a pair of keys in the office on my desk>@here @channel sorry just found them in my pocker >@here @channel LOL sorry!
>>222087546fucking screaming
>>222087412goth bar bartender or ket dealer
>>222087487>Always making sly comments about me leaving at 5.Sounds like an utter runt.
>>222087490social media and the 'tok really has done a number on you fellasreally never had a chance
>>222087544when I boot up the Jellyfin
>>222087565monged out for a second and thought this post was written in swedish
>>222087473>>222087510>>222087553br
>>222087546tanmaxxxxxxing
>>222087043alri
>>222087490i don’t know why they put bible verses. a lot of these lads don’t believe. still, it at least shows they haven’t completely rejected God and still proclaim him even if ironically. that can often be the beginning of genuine faith.
>>222087504Hope for his sake that he sold
>>222087573i can see some people i went to school with liking rorke reels as wellthey are appropriating my culture
>>222086979one time me and my mate were in a dinery and I wanted to buy a coke and a chubby cashier girl told me to pick one from from the fridge but there was literally one only bottle left and it had some kind of santa plushie attached to it and I didn't know what to do with it like should I pay extra or what so I kinda shoved it to her muttering something unintelligible and she said "omg is this for me?? thank you!!!" so I just gave her the plushie even though I didn't mean to.
>>222087461Day trading is a fantasy. You might strike rich by luck but you’re just as luckily, if not more, to strike outReal traders have actual quants and algos along with literal insider information that blow out any amateur foolThat’s why day trading always becomes a pyramid scam of selling courses and other side stuff to actually make a living
bradleying my walsh
>>222087546give him a life pass to the cookout
one more prayer then god will make diego not a hideous poor tempered little slime, just keep on believing
>>222087611you shagged her, yeah?
>>222087546Fucking hell
>>222087596probably not if he's a day trader
Got an 8:30 rez at Wetherspoons
thought Vikram Digwa was him in the Sidemen
>>222087584grief will do that to you lad
>>222087657sc
>>222087614>along with literal insider informationthis is literally it. those quants with phds in maths are just writing algorithms to take advantage of the insider info, not technical analysis.read jane street stories. they're the most successful trading company ever and most of their returns were from insider trading and manipulating the market.
>>222087656monty table 13 be there
I can suck
>>222087656great reheated fish fingers
turning up to the gordwara with my new shade courtesy of melanotan II
Well, I’m British although I live much of the time in France, I do go back to London regularly - once or twice a month usually.The Mayor of London is Muslim. He’s a pretty good Mayor - certainly better than the last one, and probably better than the one before that.My best friend in London is Muslim. Notionally, anyway - born in Britain, 40-odd years ago to refugee Muslim parents. His wife isn’t Muslim, but she’s brown like him, her heritage is Sikh. Also born in Britain. Anyway, we go round to their place quite regularly to hang out and have a laugh, they come round to ours as well. Sometimes we go to the pub and have a drink together. I did say ‘notionally’ Muslim.“Overrun”? Certainly not.
im making money day trading gold.
>>222087546cheddar man i thought you was dead
gf in uni was a total slut and i was an inexperienced sensitive virginnow that i am a vile coomer i feel so much regret not having done all the shit she wanted me to do and would just get shy when she wanted to have sex
>>222087611cute and spontaneous
rorke quitting runescape because they havent added a jesus godsword yet
caught myself almost moving like a bhenchod
European women are a lot better than American womenHaven’t really known British women personally but they’re probably better tooAustralian girls are fun but they’re turbosluts, still good sense of humor which counts for a lot
enough space and wood for 100 houses I reckon
>>222087715what did she want to do
>>222087715What type of men did she shag?
>>222087704me too and my cock is 12 inches long
>>222087611cute!
>>222087741get it all chopped down and paved over
>>222087737british and australian women are genuinely the worst on earth, hideous, incredibly narccistic and dumb as rocks.at least yank women are fit and european women are somewhat intelligent
yeah?im listening to yo
>>222087741all for migrants
>>222087745she bought whips and wings and costumes and stuff and wanted me to roleplay with her and tickle her and tie her upi just wanted to kiss her and MAYBE have sex if i had drunk enoughif i knew her now i'd be the one asking her for kinky sex and shagging her rottenwe were only 19 at the time so i reckon now she is into really extreme stuff
It is time to shut down all of the pubsThey have been open for long enough
>>222087754https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780491858624554.mp4
>>222087769it's a result of poor british genes
>>222087700Not sure there's much different coming from wogified france to wogified london
>>222087806you're replying to a reddit post mate
>>222087782yeah thats stuff is a bit weird. i would never be into the whipping and tying them up with rope or getting pegged but roleplay coud be ok
>>222087741why are you posting from the triassic
Got all bits of my beard on my white t shirt
>>222087782tbqh 19 is too young for that shitlike try being normal first
>>222087835br
>>222087782It's vile how these nasty whorish women turn nice pure men like you who just want love into sex freaks to fill the void the other men left
Absolutely gagging for a walk only done a meagre 4k steps so far today
>>222087835rehash from a post made earlier. downvote
>>222087782she was probably nonced
>>222087818Yeah?
>>222087845Femdroid pussy CHANGED rorke
Think everyone should have a crazy slut gf with mental issues at one point in their life. Had one that I used to shag in the arse regularly, lovely times. My only regret is not ever getting piss involved in either direction, that and staying with her for too long.
might learn to dance like that robotreckon on the dancefloor girls would flock to me especially bla girls
>>222087862I have done 414 steps today
might feed some cats as I'm so desperate for gratitude and whether that is looking after what is essentially a down syndrome dog or saving the romanovs idk
>>222087875i'd take any gf at this point
>>222087869gp
>>222087875shame that these don't exist (or at least not on dating apps) in my 30swould absolutely love some daddy issues crazy bitch to match my levels of incel neet freak
>>222087863sorry
>>222087896you really wouldn't
business idea : the stock exchange but its outside
business idea : the cock exchange
>>222087929i would absolutely love it for 6 months
there's even a ready made road for the new housing estates
>>222087896you're in your 30s so you are supposed to fucking 18 year old's with those exact issues. isn't that common knowledge
>>222085972>Cause I'm a Christian, I trust and believe in the Word of God and if it says at death we're faced with either joining Christ in Heaven or eternal separation in Hell. Well I'll believe that.Fair enough>>222086065>no one can "prove" in the sense of 100% the (in)existence of godOkay then agnosticism is surely the rational position. We don't know whether there are any gods. We need to study the universe more, with science, to gain more answers.
>>222087882lmao cats are the least gratitude showing creates on the planet (apart from my mum)
BLACK HOLE SUNWON'T YOU COOOOOOME
new business idea: letting go of all earthly possessions and becoming a shoalin monk
>>222087953foids are mental
>>222087989still luv them tho
>>222087989incels are mental
>>222087963Think the zoomers are mental about age gaps and think anyone more than a couple years older than them wanting to shag them is a pedo (unless he's rich and handsome and famous)
>>222088003that's your penis talking
any blockers?
sucking a litre of apple and blackcurrant diluting juice
>>222087953he's clearly doing it against his will
>>222087988Have been trying to remove want from my life but it's not going so well
jimmy carrsomething you don't hear about much anymore
my penis: "hi!"
>>222087972you can be an agnostic theist
>>222088032woke killed him
>>222087896You can meet women in their 30s like this but their either fat or likely to actually kill you
>>222088015For me it's summer fruits
spend all week hating booze but when friday comes along I just want to drinkdunno why I flip flop like this all the time
>A man who underwent seven years of unnecessary treatment after he was misdiagnosed with blood cancer said he had "lost all sense of reality".
>>222088021poor madsendlessly forced to pretend choke random women because he played a serial killer one time
>>222087546Is this blackface?
coffee has been on the stove for like forty minutes and is still not done
>>222087972People misdefine what God is. God is an ontological necessity. Being cannot come from non being. It is eternal. If there was once nothing, there still would be nothing. Things change in our universe, therefore it can’t be fully actualised. It has what is known in philosophy, as “potency”. Therefore, the root of existence must be outside the universe. This would apply to any hypothetical multiverse too. Eventually you hit an infinite regress. The only logical solution is that there is a being, whose sole nature and purpose is to exist. Its nature is to be and its essence is to be. Pure act with no limitation. From this, all further reality flows. This is God.People often think of God as a cosmic judge that may or may not be looking over the universe and influencing events. That his existence can be proven in a. neat experiment. He could be there or he could not. It’s a misunderstanding of what God is. Being is impossible without God. He is the root of all existence. This idea was around before Christianity, the Greeks, Hindus, Chinese and such all had ideas of this. Now, how you choose to believe that God has interacted with man is a seperate matter of faith. Whether you believe he incarnated into man or sent a line of prophets or just sits back and lets the cosmos unfold without interfering. That’s a personal matter.
>>222088032Think he's still very involved in the world of shitty TV panel shows but only boomers still watch them
he didn’t do anything wrong
>>222088030stop trying>>222088032is alan carr's show still going on? the one where he was a globe full of spirits
>>222088080one of the rougher booths birds we've seen so far
>>222088032he looks like a wax figure
michael barrymore sex arse
>>222088076I can confidently say the one on the left is a man
>>222088093he should have wished all women were arrested
>>222088004can i make it any more obvious?
>>222088076You can tell they're damp down there
>>222088076Joe Pantoliano said he started getting a lot more female attention in real life after Ralph beat that stripper to deathSomething to consider
>>222088115not waterproof though, easy mistake to make
>>222087782corrrrrrrrrr if I wasn't depressed
>>222088080would give her my big dog
feeding time rorke
>>222088032for a lightly doxxable reason, do actually hear about him
>>222088102Alan Carr becomes a globe full of spirits: the movie
>>222088089waste of a post that makes zero sense why even bother
>>222088063I would not be happy if this happened to me I'll tell you that for half a bag of chips
>>222088140That’s dried up White male semen btw
>>222088149What do you not understand about it?
>>222088148screamed i meant has
jimmy carr’s an odd name because you rarely hear someone whose name is an instruction to commit a crime
>>222087953baddiedem's gf needs a straight and narrowing x
eating crisps and listening to Weedeater
>>222088181his name is James Anthony Patrick Carr
>>222088089>If there was once nothing, there still would be nothing. there was never nothing retard, it's an impossibility, nothingness must instantly collapse into somethingness
New>>222088207>>222088207>>222088207
>>222088167all of it
>>222088196JAP Carr? i wouldve gone with Honda
Alan Carr is the haunted globe, on itv Saturday's at 9pm
