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Emma edition
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This is why it's still cold at night in June! Time IS NOT REAL.

We are not our ages.
We are ritualistically aging ourselves with birthdays counting fake time.

Our seasons are thrown off.
The birds are out at night chirping like it's sunrise.

The sunflowers aren't facing the sun because the real sun is no longer in use.
This new sun replaced the old one with the old "time."
The slower time.
Time, how we remembered it before, with the yellow sun.
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I wonder much money we wasted in Ukraine
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spectacular morning wank
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>>222089759
one of the most uncurvy figures i have ever seen
she might as well be trans
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Today at work I taught a boomer to use shift to get capital letters. She had been pressing caps lock, typing the capital letter, and pressing caps lock again to write the rest of the sentence
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>>222089770
saved this for the new I see
>>222089778
i think we also had SF there at the very least training them
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back from my 3pm
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>>222089759
washed fraud
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt9576wqaUs
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>>222089787
california yank?

>>222089798
loads of people do that i notice. it's not a massive deal mate.
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>>222089787
was having good wanks about a week ago but gone to shit again now don't even feel the urge to wank just feel disgusted even thinking about it
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>>222089778
how is it wasted?
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I live next to big road and I'm getting really tired of idiots revving their shitty modified fiesta ST at 2am. I could spend the time to build a system that would automatically detect from my window and report them to the police but I don't know if it would be useful or if the police would do anything with them?
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>>222089816
hoes be mad
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>>222089818
am oregonobsessedwithnewmexico yank
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>>222089827
used to be some cunt doing this outside mine but he's since stopped don't hear him anymore
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>>222089816
>honestly
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>>222089798
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>>222089823
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>>222089816
>triple digit body count
>minor inconvenience
foids gone wild
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>>222089818
he didnt say it was a massive deal. he was just helping her learn something new you condescending gimp
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>>222089816
nasty ass skank
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>>222089862
lol
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why cant gay guys just be happy doing wanks behind their wife and then only inserting when they're about to cum
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>>222089868
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>>222089865
Sad but true: Anyone who was seen laughing was taken outside and executed by having an anti-aircraft rocket fired at them from 5 yards away.
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>>222089928
i accept your concession
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>>222089759
wrong emma
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>>222089917
dunno ask your dad
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see if a 2nd cup of java can wake the dead
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>>222089917
It's complex
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I am incompetent
I am doing a group project at uni right now and there is some software we have to use and I just don't know how to use it
I just go in to campus every day and pretend to do something useful
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>>222089816
genuinely unreal how well "Did saying that make you feel better?" works
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>>222089798
Taught this to a guy at work a few years back. Wouldn't have been that shocking if we didn't both work in IT. Mental.
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nth for the baddiedem
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>>222089958
Hi incompetent I'm Bill
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>>222089958
give up now mate claude has taken your job
juniors are not getting any jobs unless they went to oxbridge or imperial
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Has anyone looked into that one US Seal Team 6 operation in North Korea where they wanted to plant a listening device at some facility Kim Jong Un often went to by the coast but when they got there, they thought they were compromised by marines in a boat so they shot them but when they boarded the boat it was just fishermen and then they called off the operation they had planned for months and pissed off back to the US
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>>222089816
Can someone explain why she put those random emojis after 'Faith'? I'm not down with yoofspeak
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>>222089996
Nh
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>>222089950
>if you had sex without procreation you had to be punished
religious societies had whore houses on every corner
bizarre little slaphead
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reminder you should keep your phone battery as close to 50% always

also if you have an old phone keep it on the same charge routine. because i would charge mine at night only (even overcharging) and the moment i left it plugged in during the day because i forgot to lift it before i left the house and didn't go back for it, it fucking bricked

in short it seems like you should treat your phone like like a small houseplant. it needs equilibrium and routine. do not deviate or it will wilt
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>>222089979
lol I'm not doing cs
also claude can't do what we are doing
I give it to claude and it doesn't do anything and I show it to my supervisor and he says it looks like claude
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>>222089816
>78 bodies
this will be me later this year
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watched the digital circus film
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>>222089942
i accept it too !!
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>>222089778
is it really wasted if more people died, and it was pocketed by jewish oligharcs and weapons companies?
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>>222089962
had her writing walls at near 3 am
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get it all saved
get it all great again
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>>222090016
stfu nerd
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>>222090017
lmao i KNOW that claude can't do shit but that doesn't change anything
managers are still not hiring you because everyone's using it (including you)
what you studying anyway?
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>>222090021
Prove it
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trapped in purgatory
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>>222090016
can't be bothered with that. if it breaks i'll just buy a new one
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>>222090047
batteries are living creatures and have consciousness . they're animals that grow out of the soil in the chilean lithium mines
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>>222090008
this cracked me up i wonder why she did that at the end of her long seething text
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Did saying that make you feel better?
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Timmys rotten trotters
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>>222090021
Why did you do that? Are you 13 and non binary?
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>>222090052
idk I have an internship this summer so I think I am fine
I am doing a stem subject
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>>222090016
alternatively get a contract that upgrades your phone every few years like a normal person
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>>222090086
screaming
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fuck
FUCK
I hate this I do

bloody sad
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>>222090055
jax abstracts xerself and the cinema was full of cosplayers even in my shitty deprived area
>>222090086
im 21 and not lgbt but i like the show
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>>222090083
his feet look very swollen
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>>222089988
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Going to buy a birthday cake and some birthday goodies for the gf
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>>222090090
you literally started this conversation by saying
>I am incompetent
what subject? i'm guessing physics
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>>222090108
wtf I was literally just watching Buffy earlier
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>>222090090
I've also got an internship soon
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>>222090132
Go back to LinkedIn lowercasemong
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>>222090108
F
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>>222090108
who
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>>222090110
usually got a high tolerance for autistic stuff but i just couldn't get into it. Would fuck the shit out of ragatha
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>>222090132
I am incompetent lol
I have contributed nothing to the project and I spend like 30 hours a week doing it
I can't say the subject because I am too shy

>>222090163
maybe we'll see each other then aha x
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>>222090110
I imagine you're insufferable
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>>222090179
carly from inbetweeners's dad
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>>222090179
ronnie pickering
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There were thirteen kids and a bunch of dogs
A house full of chickens and a yard full of hogs
I spent the summertime cuttin' up logs for the winter
Tryin' like the devil to find the Lord
Workin' like a nigger for my room and board
Coal-burin' stoves no natural gas
And if that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEXBWckQrE0
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>>222090176
>noo but i type in proper casing i am skilled saaar give me job!!!!
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i nede a fuckoff curry in mah bely
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>>222089080
nobody can prove your (in)existence that doesn't make "agnosticism" rational or the most rational position.
>One day science might give us a fuller understanding of the universe, to the point where we can be more confident in God's (in)existence.
what does science have to do with god lmao
>>222089344
child
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>>222090160
how? who on earth watches buffy the vampire slayer nowadays
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>>222090179
HOW have you never seen the prime minister & sebastian sketch in little britain you bhenchod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRAmSZkoBwo
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>>222089759
it is disappointing her boobs are smaller than average american men's
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>>222090099
i do but my parents still pay it and i fear askign for an upgrade would remind them about the bill and i'd have to pick it up. that would eat into my treat budget
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A Sensitive Young Man
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>>222090190
the writing was bad in some places and generally very millennial tumblr but i like the concepts in the show and yh ragatha can get it
>>222090194
not really just like cartoons x
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… scored a nice early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros semi finals on TNT sports 1 on my tv via Sky stream in home …
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rorke watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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>>222090228
SHIT that was him?
F
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>>222090242
not funny kim
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72, just a kid

but in seriousness my own dad is approaching 70 and is much fatter and poorer than that Buffy actor. Don't want to think about him passing :(
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>>222090225
me, I do
never watched it when I was younger
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>>222090270
same lad, it's grim
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>>222090248
for me its mission hill
only 9 episodes but i could literally watch them on loop forever
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>>222090242
bigger than the average korean man's penis
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>>222090270
Buffy man died of Pneumonia
Imagine that - not dying of cancer/dementia/heart disease

Didn't know it was possible in 2026
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Imagine how much cooler the past was truly history has ended and the world grown grey.

I can't wait til we can explore the stars or new worlds within sol.
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Sunflowers appear to be facing the sun
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ah yes just ruin my weekend nice one
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janny has no respect for this thing. he’s never been in the ban. not really.
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… was watching F1 channel wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros semi finals on TNT sports 1 on my tv via Sky stream in home …
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>>222090314
good post but the worlds still kino theres people having awesome adventure still
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64 is mathematically unique because it is both a square and a cube. Its square root is 8, and its cube root is 4.

It is represented as 26, making it a foundational number in binary systems and 64-bit computing architectures.

A standard chessboard is made up of exactly 64 alternating black and white squares.
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>>222090337
only down £636 on the day me
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>>222090337
>looking at day to day difference
>on an index fund
how do you retards even have money to invest
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>>222090351
most radiant atheist
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>>222090393
It's the end of a 10 week green streak, something that hasn't been accomplished since 1984.
Grow up you vile little worm.
>>222090376
£372 for me
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are the little men showing off their stocks to feel big again? yh? are they?
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don’t understand investing me
all just lines on a graph
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There were bad times on Maudlin Street.....
They took you away in a police car
Dear Inspector, don't you know, don't you care?
Don't you know about love?
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i made £70 from trading gold
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>>222090453
line goes up = good
line goes down, baaad
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Wish I did computer science at uni
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rorke's a big time day trader (he scams people at the GE)
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just done quite the poo

quite the poo indeed
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just got my new phone after the old one bricked and set it up. thought all my notes and photos would be missing but it actually all transferred. how has that happened then? because i logged in to icloud on the computer and it didnt show any photos as i hadn't made any effort to sync them for years
So apple's just recording information on my devices in secret? bet they still have the willy pics i've deleted
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>>222090484
aye
unless you have a put option/cfd betting on it doing down

then down is up for you only
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>>222090370
I watched a good video the other day about the history of the cube root. The first known case of a guy working out how to do it was a greek guy who somehow realised that he could do with a cylinder intersecting a trapezoid intersecting a cone. It works but to this day they have no idea how the fuck he knew to do that. It's real "it appeared to me in a dream" shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96LbF8nn05c
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>>222090517
bloody mad man is over the yellow line
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>>222090517
straight as an arrow
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>>222090517
don't care would pick him up and shag him rotten
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>Michelle Trachtenberg
>Nicholas Brendon
>Anthony Head

they're dropping like flies, brother
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>>222090453
>don’t understand investing me
you dont need to. just put money into a S&S ISA and forget about it for 20 years.
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>>222090433
retard looking at weekly gains
index funds are for depositing your fucking income in and forgetting about for 5-30 years not for "trading" you muppet
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>>222090517
brother is literally light on his feet
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So was Kevin Nash really raped in the sizzling summer of '92?
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>>222090562
They may as well just walk around naked at this point
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>>222090517
zesty little chinaman is he
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>>222090517
brack pussy change rorkesan
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wish I lived in America MUUUUUCHHHH easier to get a gf if you’re fat over there, here I’m hated
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>>222090540
none of this would have happened if the convention circuit from chloe zhao's revival had sustained them
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>>222090562
so brave
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just had a great wank
3 minutes all in
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>>222090611
>I’m hated
rightly so you disgusting fat freak. fat people are vile
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>>222090634
>women bad because tiktok!!!
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>>222090634
whats a lickback
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>>222090634
why not just leave him to begin with
bizarre webm
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does feel like 90% of womanoid causes nowdays are "doing something takes a modicum of effort therefore i dont want to do it anymore"
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I love her but I can't bring myself to tell her
I'm not worthy and it would never work out anyway as I don't have the circumstances to maintain a relationship
I can't keep doing this to myself
It may simply have to cut her and everyone else off
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>>222090517
this man is in deep suffering
God help him
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>>222090660
strange seethe
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>>222090663
listen to the song 212
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>>222090673
I tried cutting the toilfu off but it didn't help
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not a nazi just have a barefoot and pregnant fetish
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was having a drink and a smoke last night and it got me thinking about how so many of my friends i knew from school have all got their lives together, kids, wives, houses, good careers etc. and i'm still living like a teenager staying up well into the early hours getting drunk and stoned by myself playing videogames and watching star trek
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esoteric gay pornism
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any twisted and demented creatures of evil in
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>>222090673
as harsh as it sounds lad, you need to prepare yourself for the mental possibility that she might not love you back. you can look for signs. but just be prepared. know that even if she says no the sky won’t fall to earth. but also don’t torture yourself.

don’t cut her and everyone else off you’ll just spiral more into despair x
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>>222090705
ok
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>>222090700
Well I won't really have a way back if I do it so
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need to stop smoking the devils lettuce
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>>222090488
why
Dead career now
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>>222090705
Which Trek
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>>222090663
revenge
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>>222090659
How fat do you think I am
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>>222090705
the husbands probably shag blokes on the side
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>>222090703
me on the left
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wondering about all the incredible things women will do when we give them rights
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>>222090705
easy fix for this. stop getting drunk, smoking weed and playing games. start doing stuff

it sounds hard, but if you know it’s better (else why would such a realisation hit you with dread), then you must go for it!
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>>222090670
he said on the website where 90% of the users are "smart but lazy" losers
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we at /brit/ pay our respects to Uther Pendragon, who passed away today at the age of 72
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Doesn't feel like a Friday. Week was far too long
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I'm black
all my niggas black
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>>222090705
Might as well enjoy yourself while it lasts
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>>222090742
just started ds9
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>>222090720
Thank you bro
That's pretty much where I'm at, I spent the last week overthinking shit but I'm having some clarity now
I really dunno if I should tell her or not
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>>222090698
theres no mention of lickback there
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The thing that bothers me about AI is that it breaks the social contract that exists between a writer and a reader.

Before AI, a writer cared about the reader's time. As Voltaire once said:

>If I Had More Time, I Would Have Written a Shorter Letter

But now AI just spits out paragraph after paragraph and people just copy and paste that shit and send it to you.

If you couldn't be bothered to write it, why should I be bothered to read it?
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>>222090659
Do you still hate me
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I'm so fat I've lost 5 stone and I'm looking to lose more x
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Being the last person alive along with Alan Carr so you have to have gex (portmanteau of gay and sex) in order to repopulate the globe
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If you go on grindr or fab there's looooaaaads of cheating blokes with kids and wives shagging men in dresses
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>>222090737
Reckon I would have been really good at it and got in before everything went mental. I got into programming but never bothered going to uni or anything

I guess what I really wish is that it wasn't an insane industry and it was a stable nice career like accounting or something, unfortunately because of the nature of the work everyone is easily replaced by a jeet or a senior with a chatbot
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>>222090791
you didn't listen to it
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people who don't wear slippers and socks indoors are absolutely disgusting runts
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In my quest to unfuck my youtube algorithm I have been watching videos of furniture makers building big wooden slab tables. Quite comfy and enjoyable. The videos are like 40 mins long and they document the whole process of making these super expensive but cool tables. The tables cost like $20,000.
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>>222090794
deeply ironic post
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>>222090788
well, who is she? where is she from. work? friend of a friend? what sort of environment and behaviour to you is she normally
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>>222090781
Better off with ds9 than a wife and kids
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>>222090794
reminds me of a gay porn i watched
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>>222090788
how long have you known each other? Have you even been on a date? If you just tell someone out of the blue that you love them there's a 99% chance you'll just freak them out
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>>222090659
Please don’t hate me
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>>222090794
>If you couldn't be bothered to write it, why should I be bothered to read it?
this is what i'm finding at toil
people just generate documents, can't be arsed to check them through, and then everyone else takes one look at it and goes "I'm not reading this AI shite" so they get AI to summarise it for them
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>>222090823
yeah?
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is spamming dead zoomer girl lad in?
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mad how we had that random week of unbearable heat and now it's just freezing again
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>>222090812
i did it's banging but i also ctrl f the word lickback and it doesnt say it
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>>222090834
>Post a 5 sentence post
>tldr
Zoomers are truly suffering from brainrot due to doomscrolling Twitter all day. Your generation is cooked lil bro.
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>>222090887
woke banned heat and sun
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>>222090887
allotmentberg crying out in a twisted orchestra of pain and celebration at the lack of sun but abundance of much needed rainfall
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>>222090815
for me it's slippers and sterile women
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>>222090888
>Now she wanna lick my plum in the evenin'
>And fit that ton-tongue d-deep in
>I guess that cunt getting eaten
there you go
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lickback my nuts
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>>222090874
i’m an ai user myself so it’s hypocritical but it’s really going to turn everyone’s brain to mush
phones were bad enough but prior to lllms you actually had to think to yourself “is this true?”, “what does this imply?”, “what does this mean?”. You had to read an article to get the jist of it. If you had an idea you had to write it and flesh it out which was good for your brain. Now even this most basic human faculty is being economised away!
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right well that's me off to the paki shop for booze and fags
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>>222090839
>>222090871
We are in the same online friendship group (I know)
We've known each other for a while know and we've all grown quite close
There's talk of us all meeting up in a couple months
The thing I couldn't take is going to such an event and seeing her with someone else
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Mental how most people are normal and then there's you freaks, the runts of the litter as it were
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gwan then
guess you racist cunts
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>>222090926
ctrl f "back"

so you're a lying bitch
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listening to lickelback
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>>222090940
>you freaks
not fooling anyone
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>>222090941
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>>222090943
that's a lick back
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>>222090659
Do you hate me
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Summer Game Fest tonight, so. We can watch that together
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>>222090941
actual bored in class scribblings on her arm permanently
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>>222090961
no it was a lick my plum
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>>222090968
gonna be fucking shite anyway
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graveyards are mad aren't they. just loads of dead people buried there
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>>222090940
was a freak at school and became ostensibly more normal from uni onwards. thing is i found 4chan at 14 so it’s hard to quit
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not afraid to say this.. girls with tattoos are fucking peng
sybau chuds
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>>222090782
idgi
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>>222090939
i reckon the best thing for you is to stop thinking over her so much. you haven’t even met her so you don’t actually know fully what she’s like in person. I’m not insulting you, it’s just the truth. You may very well like her when you first meet her. You may very well find she’s not actually what you imagined her to be. Don’t jump the gun. Don’t tell her you love her when you haven’t met her!

The best thing to do is to keep your mind of her and then if you meet her and like her, then tell her. The longer you obsess about a woman you can’t even physically see, the more warped your mind will become over her.
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>>222090750
>>222090799
>>222090872
>thinks 23 bmi is fat
>overly submissive replies
right well you are clearly a closest gay twink in apparent need of a big cock up your arse which explains why women don't want to shag you
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didn't do any overtime this week or last week, job centre gonna be on my arse for not doing enough hours

ah well fuck em
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>>222090975
the set up is a lickback:
Hey, I can be the answer
I'm ready to dance when the vamp up
And when I hit that dip get your camera
You could see I been that bitch since the Pamper
And that I am that young sis, the beacon
The bitch who wants to compete and
I can freak a fit that pump with the peep and
You know what your bitch become when her weave in
I just wanna sip that punch with your peeps and
Sit in that lunch if you're treatin'
Kick it with your bitch who come from Parisian
She know where I get mine from, and the season
Now she wanna lick my plum in the evenin'
And fit that ton-tongue d-deep in
I guess that cunt getting eaten
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>>222090991
cope, they make you look like some chlamydia riddled slag
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>>222090991
Depends on the tattoos but I don't mind them
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>>222090991
>sybau
havent heard that in years. you're millennial ass can't keep up
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>>222090986
same age that i found it
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just started dark souls 9
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>>222091033
sybau
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>online friendship group
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>>222091033
sybau is a zoomerism unc
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>>222090986
this is me. found this place at 16 because I was obsessed with conspiracy theories and the “dark web”.

then learned to actually socialise, be normal, make friends, talk to women, all that stuff. I am now quite extroverted but still use 4chan (/brit/, /his/ and the very occasional /tv/ or /x/ thread)
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>>222091021
idgi
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>>222090809
doesn't matter now lad, all that. Tears in the rain
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doing a poo
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rip giles from Buffy
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>>222091066
Nigga, you're a kool-aid dude
Plus your bitch might lick it
Wonder who let you come to 12
With your doo-doo crew, son, fuck are you into, huh?
Niggas better oooh-run-run
You could get shot, homie
If you do want to put your guns up
Tell your crew don't front
I'm a hoodlum, nigga, you know you were too once
Bitch, I'm 'bout to blew up too
I'm the one today, I'm the new shit boo
Yung Rapunxel
Who are you bitch? New lunch?
I'ma ruin you cunt
I'ma ruin you cunt
I'ma ruin you cunt
I'ma ruin you cunt
I'ma ruin you cunt
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>>222091008
For sure but I can't stop thinking about her no matter how many times I tell myself to stop
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>>222091056
thats what i said. zoomerisms are ancient and millennials are still using it
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>>222091062
>learned to actually socialise, be normal, make friends, talk to women, all that stuff

I never learned to do any of that stuff and I'm in my 30s now. When I am forced into interacting with people (at work) they can instantly tell something is deeply wrong with me mentally.
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>>222091081
ktim, big one
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how do you know if your gf/wife wants sex that night
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>>222091062
i found it because the kid in maths class next to me had 'kek' written on his pencilcase and I asked what that meant because I had seen it before
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>>222090939
yeah I reckon you'd be making a terrible mistake if you confessed your love to this girl
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>>222091113
she puts in a formal request
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>>222091113
extremely simple mate
just feel her arse or tits
if there's any resistance, it's a not
if she's down to fuck, she'll let you
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>>222091113
when you rape her and she doesn't cry
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>>222091113
in my imagination, whenever I want sex my imaginary gf also wants it so I don't have this problem
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>>222091113
ask
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>>222091113
you don't wait for a signal, you start getting flirty and see how she reacts
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might play some 'necraft
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>>222091155
what does she do if she starts it
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>>222091169
why do you have an imaginary girlfriend in your imagination
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any plans for the weekend lads? for me it's toiling
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Mental how there are lads posting here with thick, juicy autismarses that remain unsniffed and unfucked
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>>222091194
drug-taking with food this time so I can get fat as well
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it pie night
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>>222091194
might take a run out to Argos and buy a new usb stick

also I think I will get steaming tomorrow night and post here.
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what to watch then lads
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I honestly want to say thanks to the lads who talked about that girl with me
I just kinda posted my thoughts and didn't expect earnest advice
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>>222091197
my arse is like that but bigger
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yogscast world of warcraft cataclysm pre-patch videos
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>>222091189
because I don't have a real girlfriend in real life
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>>222091130
ain't nothin like that S U G A R W A T E R
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>>222091197
That's a woman with no tits and short hair
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Got chicken breasts stuffed with cream cheese, wrapped in parmaham and glazed with a bbq sauce into which I have added some whiskey for tea
forgot to do anything with it so I've got it with an apple and tangerine on the side
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>>222091197
think you might be gay
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>>222091197
find god!!!
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>>222091230
why not have a real girlfriend in your imagination though
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>>222091178
describe getting flirty in simple terms
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picky bits
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>>222090963
yh
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>>222091229
yo what this was my vibe big time
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>>222091062
for me it was the edgy and weird humour. but i found it by accident. only use /brit/ now

i actually posted on /brit/ in the very early days a bit in my first year at uni. then i became a bit of a shaggard and gave up 4chan completely for years
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>>222090941
poland

>>222090991
based
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>>222091237
you're straight up gourmet bro. fancy food eating head chef
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You're emotionally complex
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>>222091252
bit easier than having a real girlfriend in my imagination
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>>222091237
grim yank slop
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>>222091228
No it isn't
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>>222091043
keep rollin rollin rollin
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>>222091254
for me it usually involves burying my face in her arse
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>>222091283
fair enough
ever shag her up the arse
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>>222091275
i know this song... jezebels?
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ugh im so hungover :((((( pouty face
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>>222091305
no, only in the vagina and mouth
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>>222091284
oh shut the fuck up
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>>222091284
Is it? I had it in a pub once so I assumed it was English
Delicious however
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called mumberg a toerag and she started weeping
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wives and gf expect sex over 3 times a week
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>>222090968
yes lad x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdNmVWXuYec
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>>222091338
i'm just not gonna do this labor until men start getting a little more respect that's all
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>>222091324
good lad
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what happens at summer game fest
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served out my ban, on some janny bullshit
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>>222091334
you've made your Mum cry then? give your head a wobble ya clown
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>>222091368
duskbloods and FF7R part 3
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Scary Movie out today
Hope you lads go with your gfs to the Cinema tonight
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>>222091368
ds9 (dark souls 9)
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bbq sauce when youre not actually bbqing is gross
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why would i go to the cinema when i could bring a projector and reel and watch a film anywhere i wish
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>>222090717
me
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>>222091382
won't be watching any of it
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>>222091382
do people still watch rick and morty
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>>222091381
personally find that finaly fantasy japanese crap just japanese crap. think we have some of the coldest receptions to japanese media out of much of the world
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can't go to the cinema me, no way to stop the film and have a quick wank midway
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>>222091382
Didn't Futurama end?
>>222091368
They show off some new games and bits for previously announced games
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>>222091401
didn't ask for your input on the matter
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New
>>222087319
>>222087319
>>222087319
>>222087319
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RIP Anhony Blowjob
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rorke being kidnapped by Somali pirates and kept as a bbc slave for years before being freed by the French Navy
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>>222091410
only us heteros
>>222091422
it's literally been cancelled 4 times
it cannot die
last episode was in 2013 but it came back in 2023 and has aired each year since then
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>>222091422
They brought Futurama back, no clue if the new seasons are good or not
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got a stress ball to practice my grip strength to improve my wanking technique
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>>222091442
somalis are only black africans on a technicality they are genetically something else
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>>222091428
it is the truth
that artificial smoke additive is vile
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im not going to make it
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>>222091417
?
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wanking technique of just squeezing your cock harder
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uha
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>>222091475
um laddy ya don't want to be gripping your willy too hard now. go easy
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>>222091338
>222091338
wtf is this true
that's mentaly
that' sway too much
do girls actually like sex? that's so fucking bzioarre why would u like a willy inside you
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>>222091537
>>222091537
>>222091537
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deathgripmaximizing
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>>222091436
>two actors with euphemisms for sex acts died today
im noticing
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>>222091410
stopped watching it after they fired the nonce showrunner
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Hello, seven thousand fucking pidgeons.

That is all.



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