ice skater edition
1st!
Poo seal
might start wearing hawaiin shirts
she won
nth for the gyaldem
happy friday katie. we still think of you
screaming my fucking head off
>>222093105good edition
Carly Rae Jepsen has officially announced she was at Sabrina Carpet's "short 'n' sweet" tour
Just had a nice little ride out on the e-skooter now garn have a few beers. Might as well. It Friday x
>>222093147he lives in madrid, he’s not at the gherkina flaw in your world-building
why zoomers love hyping up mid
Just realised I've been posting here since the lockdown 6 years ago when I was 23I've completely wasted my 20s
Carly Rae PINEAPPLE CHIMP has officially announced she was at Sabrina Carpet's "short 'n' sweet" tour
any good movies or tv shows
if aliens landed in /brit/ we’d have to send diego to them as our ambassador (he is the wisest among us after all)
>>222093182revolt against the perfectionist social media world that seeps into every aspect of our life
>>222093173he has for it for when he's in londonhe doesn't get a hotel because he stays in one of the gherkin's premium suites
>>222093199yeah
Right I'll do one wank to that dead girl and then it's nothing but respect
>>222093189nigga i've been here since 2008
>>222093199yeah one like
>>222093189i've been on 4chan since 2006 when i was 15
>>222093215not good this
>>222093156Happy Friday Katie xhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780611135532804.mp4
really bad start to the thread wtf
>>222093189I've been since 1992
>>222093220>>222093227okay what does that have to do with me though
(8) NEED SOME BAD BITCHES WHO GONA FUCK ME FOR THAT AP FOR THAT AP FOR THAT AP (8)
hench
>>222093221is that candace owens
>>222093250SAYAKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Discouraging turn of events
katieposter if there was a knock on your door at the dead of night and it was her but she had been rotting a little bit and you saw some green worms crawling in and out and a bit of exposed bone would you...?
>>222093250never mind all that. needs to work on that miserable excuse for an arse
do you have gf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di7V465W__g
What's your favourite artistic rendition/painting of Saint George?Planning on printing it and framing it on my wall.
>>222093281it's a great arse
>>222093237I mog this girland I am virgin man
Sincerely We, The People, OF the UNited STATES of America
>>222093217>>222093224mad
>>222093276i'd let her in and keep her warm and give her a cup of tea and make sure she is safe
that post was extremely poor quality
>>222093283how the fuck did lil incel pull thisand then he's too bega to actualyl touch her waist i.e. her flesh and her tummy and ksis her properlywhat a fucking gayboy
mad how i entertained a group of men today just by shouting world cup over and over again
>>222093189I turned 30 today and have been posting on 4chan for half my life now
applying goldbond to my scrote
did a nice burger on the ol' barbeque x
>>222093250too muscly arse too smallsome women will just never been sexy
>>222093329
>>222093319well she's a revenant mate she's dead and she needs you to join her
>>222093337happy birthday mate, still a newfagx
>>222093287isnt he the patron saint of rapekilling irish
>>222093220snap
>>222093337birthday bumps wahey
>>222093343fuck yes
>>222093329Money
>>222093284awww no no no ruby baby please come here awww oh no babes don't cry! x
>>222093356I will go to the underworld with her
the fifty something unc that lives in the flat below keeps suggesting I come round some timeI think he's just lonely bless him but he really needs to fuck off
>>222093355she actualyl has a nice tummyrest is respulsive tho obve he's even more repulsive tho
>>222093343could do with a wire brush around that
>>222093361You just know she has a weightlifting tattoo on a hamstring and can barely bench 50kg
we'll grind that arse for a long time
BORGAH
shaved me pits and trimmed me pubes. feeling fresh x
What's /brit/ ordering in tonight?
>>222093397sinful post
>>222093404me when I'm inspecting the bellend
>>222093397
>>222093406fuck is a weightlifting tatto
Miss the glossy look of drunk women in a pub when they want to fuck you. Just the little things.
>>222093361stop reposting my photos mate it's freaking me out
>>222093411your grill is filthy
>>222093413LONDONONDON
BIG fan of farts and farting. Being farted on however? Yeah. That too
>Group L of the 2026 FIFA World Cup will take place from June 17 to 27, 2026.[1] The group consists of England, Croatia, Ghana, and Panama. tough group this
>>222093414imagine paying a premium for someone to reheat a load of frozen slop in an oven for you
>>222093411red meat? carcinogenic
>>222093406weightlifters don't bench spastic lmao
>>222093276I would wake up and shed a little tear before going back to sleep
love it when my pubes get so long they do a little pringles man moustache haha x
ariana grande's latest tour "the eternal sunshine tour" officially starts tomorrow
>>222093397not very agape of you
>>222093427You made me download this btw
are there two other spanish flags in here now?
>>222093433yeh it's on its way out tbf, it's given me 4 summers, lad needs a rest
>>222093461you going to see her then you colossal fucking bender?
>>222093293Cap
>>222093429not convincing pal
you guys ok? lots of negative vibes in here
No it's just me
>>222093429>Glossy look of drunk women in a pub when they want to fuck youwhat's that about then>>222093465lol
>>222093479did you know you can clean them
>>222093472don’t know
>>222093494(8) let it all go (8) >>222093481didnt get tickets :/
>>222093445What are your predictions?
>>222093502yeah I'm fine
>>222093319
>>222093452it clearly brown
>>222093445>group lit's like pottery
>>222093527mentally unwell freak
>>222093461I wanted to go but they all sold out early. :(
>>222093544you signed your post but said nothing
>>222093445all those teams could easily best us
>>222093357>>222093365Thanks lads :)
UK flags are probably the most simpleminded posters on 4chan, they show little interest in anything except food, women and poo. Barely above chimpanzees.
can't wait to get all excited about England possibly winning the cup only to watch them crash out in the semis as per
it was very nice i enjoyed it a lot x
>>222093521>>222093510
ancient blades recruitment tradition
>>222093556mentally unwell freakt. mentally unwell freak
>>222093490I mean she has a womanly body, I'd like to have sex with herbut I still have a nicer face without makeup than her face with makeup
>>222093141
>>222093556Dunelm
>>222093551same
ive been posting on 4chan for 47% of my life. mental.
>>222093105there are more /brit/ threads with this picture than there are of normal alysa picsyou're obsessed
>>22209360051% me
>>222093566well that’s us done
feeling chronically buppy
>>222093586probably the gayest face ever then pal. why dont you come up to south shields and be my little catamite. my little cock sleeve curled up at the foot of my bed ready to oil me and suck and feed me grapes and i will teach you about bushcraft and dry stone walling
>UK flags are probably the most simpleminded posters on 4chan, they show little interest in anything except food, women and poo. Barely above chimpanzees.
Which pub is the /brit/ world cup meet up again?
>>222093566back to basicsfundamentalslets start uplifting brits
>>222093629is that good or bad
>>222093639monty pyke
>>222093590
>>222093430got any more of her?
>>222093586Not a chance lad
Britbros it's over... we must hand gibraltar back to Spain...t. Britisher in Ibiza
>>222093633no thanks
>>222093650both... :)
Love me Russell Hobbs no stick saucepan. Nothing sticks to it. Liver, bacon, pasta shells, carrots, broccoli, tomatoes, kidney beans stew for dinner tonight
>>222093566what about bardley
joined this site in 2007 (new fag by those day's standards)born in 1988spent almost every day hereso yeah, 50% of my life on this site
Rorke entering Chinatown: Asian ladies you are looking sexy tonight
>>222093639the dog & bacon in horsham
>>222093661lol
>>222093662you going clubbing?
>>222093675fuck me you're nearly as old as me lmaou also never had sex or a gf etc?
>>222093670got a russell hobb hoover and it's brill
love woman and pooing me
>>222093687Hi
>>222093687
>>222093658think i posted all of them alreadydon't even know the what the band was
Thai massages are very eroticAsian women just can't resist BWC
>>222093698Clubbed a homeless lad yesterday police are still on the alert so not todayTomorrow maybe
>>222093709big fan of food me. and pooing
would like to have sex with a woman in her fanny hole
>>222093675King of the uncs
>>222093709what about pooing women?
>>222093699i am in a relationship but only had sex with 3 girls in my life (the other 2 were on drunk nights out)
>>222093738you think you but you ever seen one in person? disgusting little thingsNOT FOR ME>>222093749fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
what do you lads think about pooing?
>>222093717https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cYyu-KqaqRs
>>222093687Hi :3
>>222093768Big fan
GIMME BACKGIMME BACK MY BULLETS
hate pooing me, makes my arse all dirty
In fact doing a poo as we speak
>>222093778
>>222093798get a better arse
The design of our national football team's kits keeps getting worse compared to previous World Cups. Only the Woven Jacket seems cool. If Son Heung-min retires after this World Cup, the popularity of football in this country will plummet completely. I dislike baseball, but the popularity of our domestic professional baseball league in this country is exploding, currently. Conversely, the number of people who like football in this country continues to decrease. It's really sad.
Any lads punting this weekend?Got my eyes on a brunette on AdultWork
>>22209367550% of your life with a wife or 50% of your life with 4chanwhy did you choose 4chan?
>>222093812ill be having sex with my gf
>>222093805
>>222093808right well that’s a chinaman from china
>>222093825i'll be having sex with your gf too
>>222093812absolute dogs on there around here
found footage porn
>>222093825summer is for cheating
>>222093812mumberg drove me to my first punt in 2013, good times
Pizza is in the oven
>>222093853um did she know
>>222093819the fork less traveled aye?
living a gay alternative lifestyle with my husband in San Francisco
>>222093854those aren't pizzas and that's not an oven
>>222093837Whereabouts?>>222093853kek absolute madmanDid she know?
if God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep
>>222093768Peak anal relief
>>222093854i look like this
how do i enter a smelly girl's bedroom then?
in de oven
>>222093854when the HR roasties ask me what I was up to for the weekend and I'm trying to quickly come up with the least incellious response
A man being dropped off by his mum to shag an escort is like when Mia Melano got driven to her Blacked shoot by her dad
pizza still costs what it cost 20 years ago howchinese mcdonalds kfc kebabs fish chips it all went up 100%
>>2220938548 year old me looking at prostitutes in the street
>>222093898um ok
>>222093819I am not he but I also started visiting in 2007, started on b moved to r9k before it was incel board, came here eventually. Had several year long breaks but now I've baleeted all my social media and have nothing to do on my phone except this. I have a wife, we have a nice time but she needs to scroll instagram and I need to call people retards in relative privacy
>>222093903right time to order some pizza and binge then
>>222093868west sussex
slithering my penis accross the seafloor like an undersea cable and raping rorke all the way over in the uk
>>222093885Through the window while she's sleeping
going to make burger!!!
get them sheared
right time to order some minge then
leftypol mate...
>For most of Christian history, as in the Bible, moderate drinking of alcohol was taken for granted while drunkenness was condemned.well fuck me thats not very clear
>>222093955nobody makes comments like these about any other nation
Gf used to be a carer and had to sometimes let the prossies in to the old men's rooms. She didn't have to do it but some carers she knew had to strip the old men naked and give them their viagra prior to hookervisits. Can't wait until that's me.
You now remember wizchan still exists
>>222093955this means we must accept every guy from pakistan
>>222093954go to a high class brothel they’re really good in spain
I should hire a hitman to kill me
>>222093970What do you mean seems clear to me
I'm black homiesI'm blackhomies
>>222093954corr could go for some spanish quim
was out a walk earlier and noticed this thing on the road. what is it
>>222093932I was gonna say Brighton but probably full of homosWhat about London? Presumably the outskirts have some fit ones
>>222094001sup nigga me too
>>222094001hi black homies
>>222093955he was literally from turkey rorke stfu you absolute spunkbadger
I'm blacker than a black manblacker than a fucking darkie nigga
>>222093971They definitely do. Jingoism is mocked everywhere.
>>222093987They're good yeah
>>222093854
>>222093903doesnt tho does it you silly ufck lmao
>>222093987>>222094013no going to do that, I was just riffing off of the guy who was going to order some pizza and binge
Times had sex today: 1Times wanked to an ex today: 1Times wanked to a failed IG influencer today: 1Still virile.
>>222094035the blacker the berry, the darker the coon
Remember people mentioning 4chan on a videogame forum back in about 2005 but I thought they were talking about 4kids (the anime company) so I never looked into it further.
>>222093955leftypols love doling out their little facts like it's new information that changes everything
>>222093993there is a film with this plot, never seen it, don't know what its called but i bet its a laughahh here it ishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Hired_a_Contract_Killer
>>222093979why do you want to strip old men then bit gay isnt it
He believes in god but not rent controlsJust like Jesus!
rorkes mum reusing paper towels to save money
>>222093675fellow 88' fag here, found this place in 2006I'm getting married this year to a qt 3.14 Norman girl 9.5 years younger than me with a master's degree.Life could be worse
>>2220940761 = evidentially trueother = evidentially untruewow ye i am a rational person shock horror
>>222094052go and shag one that looks like rebeca linares
>>222093993only if you don't have to pay 100% up front
>>222093903mcdonalds is still reasonable. so is a chinese. chip shops and kfc are taking the piss now its like £13 for fish and chips or a dogshit zinger meal
the watch
>>222093970are you looking up bible verses to own diego
>>222094020Maybe a metallic road stud
diego is a net negative parasite on society
>>222094104I'd pay upfront no problemo
might start series 2 of mr inbetween tomorrow
>>222094121no i was researching christian dietary laws
>>222094130what are some net positive parasites on society?
can i be black too
>>222094024>>222094029>>222094060sup my black homieswe gon' do sum nigga shit tonight?
>>222094141that the one where they go on the geography trip? hahah class
>>222094151toxoplasmosis maybe
mad and mental and crazy how peng durham is
>>222094130hs?>>222094151screaming
>>222093997it's a very primitive mindset like there's some threshold you cross where you become "drunk" instead of merely "buzzed", any amount of alcohol will enter your bloodstream and have some effect
Might get a new cameraAny photographer man in?
>>222094141bus wankers!!! aha
mad how mental it all is
>>222094151children
>>222094047
>>222094151without neets, /brit/ would be slower. significantly
>>222094139Would love to rub cocks together with a cute tranny
You have no fucking idea what you're up against.
>>222094169beautiful
>>222094154Mhmm see you at the gherkin crodie
have to go to an amazon locker to retrieve a parcel stored within
>>222094169best timmy culd do (i'm timmy)
>>222093808baseball has always been a bigger pro sport than football in south koreathere were simply a few players who had unusually successful careers in europe compared to their popularity in their home country
I want to die
>>222094227homie I ain't no weird paedo nigga like those gherkin niggas
>>222094169Doesn't look that peng from the train
>>222094228there might be a tung tung bradhur in there
>>222093808that's a cool jacket
>>222094154i shall be smoking weed and drinking red stripe so yes i believe so
>>222094260ktim
>>222094181>any amount of alcohol will enter your bloodstream and have some effectthey never believed otherwise
>>222094228
>>222094272pscrbr
baby yoda backshots
>>222094284why didn't god specify the blood alcohol level where you become drunk and it becomes a sin instead of leaving it up to interpretationbeing drunk just exposes your true self anyways it doesn't turn good people into monsters
glup shitto
>>222094169aha I went to oxford insteadso that's you done
hitler wake upwake up hitler
>>222094317
bought my fat bastard food. for me to eat because I am the titular fat bastard
My testicals have fallen off
giving katy girl the roughtest backshotsshe ain't gon' be able to walk straight after tonite xhhmmm hmmm hmmhmmhmmmtek ittek ithmmmtek ithmmmmgud girl
just arranged a shag with user girlWhoBreaksAllTheRules on Grindr
doing a weird freak goblin dance in my smelly bedroom
>>222094359bizarre antipodean lie
>>222094379
>>222094377>GrindrYou're getting ghosted
>>222094169also known as dullham lol
>>222094377Lie on, grindr doesnt let you have a name with that many characters
addicted to booze
brad brad sahur
addicted to cooze
>>222094408he just said she breaks all the rules
>>222094321alcohol is a mystery some can have loads and be fine some get drunk quickly some are mean drunks some are happy some can take it or leave it some need it just to sleep some people drink half a bottle of whiskey a day and die at 80 some die from the same amount at 27 from cirrhosis some people quit and get DTs and die some have no withdrawals whatsoever. total game of chance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpLew7igK-wgot the weird nostalgia onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpLew7igK-w
Bleached my hair today i can feel the aryan soul energy flowing through my veins
tek it katytek ittek itmmhmmmm yhjust like dat
Sir Tung Tung Tung Sahur
might time-travel back to the 1990s
>>222089759>>222089759
https://voca.ro/1oVwAfJT3p3s
might go fora walk
>>222094321that's not how sins work, christianity isn't a legalistic religiontreating them as hard line rules is how you get shabbat timers to turn on your electronics because you're not allowed to manually activate electrical currents because it constitutes work or some shite
>>222094520>>222094520>>222094520
>>222094486
Bladee predicted this
