>>222094520
holy shit

screaming out me arse

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>>222094520

my cock

screaming over a webm I just saw in another thread

might time-travel back to the 1890s

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PoV7-WfINQ

The C Programming Language

Rambo 1 was realistic, it could have happened

what should i order kfc or maccies?

The Raped Rorke Conundrum

>>222094574
maccies

>>222094574
get a kfc zinger box

>>222094563
is shite

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I'm not the type of girl for you
And I'm not going to pretend
That I'm the type of girl you'd call more than a friend
And I'd break all the rules for you
Break my heart and start again
I'm not the type of girl you'd call more than a friend

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First beer garn down the hatch x

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nth for the baddiedem

>>222094544
well...? show it then!

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>>222094599

>>222094599
tummy

>>222094563
mental how trannies are too scared of this and would rather use rust

Thinking about her smiling and twiggling my toes

>>222094595
AWE NO RUBY BABY NO NO NO NO luv oh no here here x

the raped rorke prophecy

>>222094636
remember when they chimped out on ari when her plane broke down
disgraceful

>>222094520
kinda look sliek me no cap

mad how nice sriracha is

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>>222094594
very false
this book is the best book to start to learn programming and how computers work

>>222094627
very true
the unsafe parts of C is what makes it so fun
life is boring without a bit of danger

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just why

>>222094672
doctor poo's turdis

the more i read about epstein the more i realise certain things

it's almost as if... an epiphany is happening

>>222094672
hello
do this hotel do booking discounts during pride month?

>>222094677
let them in

>>222094677
me far left second row

>>222094672
Lt. O'Brien, energize

the raped rorke theory

somebody just discovered /g/

>>222094671
so i could read this and understand the fundamentals of programming, even though i'd end up going back to Python?

>>222094671
t. never shipped a line of code in his life

how's that hello world vibe coded project going?

>>222094672
the poo chamber

>>222094672
the cuck toilet

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the real answer to anyone asking what language they should learn is

1 - start with C if you want to learn fundamentals or Python if you want to build something quickly. anything else is just 4chan contrarianism
2 - your third language MUST be haskell or ocaml or ML. there's a reason most elite universities force you to learn functional programming early on, even if you never use them again
3 - SQL no excuses
4 - only AFTER the above, if you absolutely must, try Java, but know you are likely going to develop the OOP brain diseases if you stick with it for too long, and stay away from design patterns. if someone is talking about the "factory pattern" kill them. (alternatively you could try Kotlin instead for less brain damage.)
5 - next choose whatever language fits your domain, there are no more requirements. typescript/javascript for frontend, C++/Rust for low level programming, go for backends, or whatever will get you a job. it doesn't matter.

t. 38 year old who wishes he had done the above instead of wasting 20 years on C# and Java shite before learning programming properly.

>>222094672
beam me up potty

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>>222094677

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>>222094619

>>222094741
don't tell someone to start with C you retard

python is all you need end of story unless high performance is required

autists arguing about their favourite programming language is it
fascinating

>>222094672
couldnt fit in this

>>222094671
the C abstract machine is not how computers work

>>222094763
and what conversation are you bringing to the table this evening?

>>222094759
got a python in my pants

Come November i'll be flying out to Australia. Going to do some mining.

Watching Billy Moore's new vlog x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAYgIACfnQU

>>222094757
spastic. you definitely should start with C. it's a simple language, you learn types, memory management, and basic loops/if-statements without any syntactical bloat. even if you spent a month on it it's fine.

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a concerning recommendation

I'd rather just learn italian thanks

>>222094745
sccrreaanjnminnh

>>222094790
sorry lad

>>222094677
Heavy duty image

>>222094759
python can be high performance these days

>>222094790
whereabouts

>>222094801
web dev is a good intro to programming. then do typescript, then do java, then do C. better to ease you into it this way

>>222094816
Don't be. I'm ready to start over.

(8) he's what you want what you want im what you need what you need (8)

>>222094712
yes
C is actually a very good language to learn if you want to be a good Python programmer because Python is implemented in C
some things in the Python standard library (like arrary.array) are just wrappers for C structures

>>222094714
lol project on

>>222094771
Linux is implemented in C and it really helps to know C if you want to understand OS, the most important concept in CS

>>222094741
decent advice but no need to be so dogmatic

>>222094847
nobody needs you diego

>>222094827
Not decided but I like the sound of Queensland.

>>222094851
>Linux is implemented in C and it really helps to know C if you want to understand OS
yes
>the most important concept in CS
lmao

>>222094851
one of the most bullshit posts i've ever seen
>python is written in c so c good
lmao i don't even know where to start with this

Friday night? Time to argue about computers on the 'chon!

>>222094832
web dev is horrible literally the only reason it was ever taught first was because for a brief period it was a fast track way to get a job, which it isn't anymore
it's not beginner friendly nor fun

Sir Cyber Security

>>222094826
ye u right
>>222094851
theres no reason to learn c in 2026

>>222094520
chonky

boomers posting good programming advice itt but you just know the zoomers will be just vibe coding with claude and not learning anything

>>222094887
never understood how this happens. how can a gun just fire

>>222094893
of course it's beginner friendly

you can make a 2000s era site with interactivity very easily

>>222094871
what do you think the most important concept in CS is then?

>>222094881
lol ok keep on writing react frontends

>>222094904
if you want to write high performance python code (like you suggest) then you definitely need to know C

I just wish I could write code again without having to hear about or interact with pooey arse AI

>>222094852
wow what a horrible (albeit accurate) thing to say

>>222094914
zoomer vibe coding with claude is more likely to keep his job than these luddite dinosaurs LOL

Feel extremely sorry for the 20 year olds who are learning TypeScript and Java and doing leetcode only to get rejected by every company because of AI.

>>222094904
problem is most python code is written by people like this no coder
>>222094851
you would have to be an idiot to use normal python arrays

Learning to code at this point is a bit like learning how to drive a horse and carriage in 1920.

neighbours dog keeps sneaking through the fence and leaving jobbies on my garden

>>222094935
you can stop the larp now

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>1757101801111919.jpg
Fuck off. We made a compiled, statically typed language and called it "C" and we even managed to do it without letting the world know your every secret because you forgot to allocate the length of a string plus one.

Pointers are an antipattern and there's only like 3 languages that have ever bothered to implement them. I'm pretty sure the term "reference" is older than C and was applicable when computers were made of wood.

It's been 50 years of this shit. There have been "alternatives", but you consider any language that lets you create a class too ambitious.

>>222094893
no coding is fun though

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fuck all of you AI cogsucking niggas

remember when i was trying to learn how to code. bought books and courses and stuff but it always felt like a chore

>>222094935
>if you want to write high performance python code (like you suggest) then you definitely need to know C
absolutely false

>>222094946
i speak from a position of experience

dropped out of uni now im unemployed and gay

>>222094959
>learning how to drive a horse and carriage
timeless skill. on my way to appleby right now.

>>222094926
yeh if you want to spend most of the time futzing about with html and css which no one likes and is not even programming in the first place

>>222094672
Sir Poo Chamber

jealous of people that have prominent nipples that poke through their shirt

have flat nipples, me

>>222094982
it is. its really, really, really boring if you don't have the right mind for it. you have to really get off on problem solving and if that's not your thing, its awful.

>>222095013
it's beginner friendly you fucking retard

ohhhh did the man code the code? did he really? fuck up poindexter

>>222094964
no larp

>>222094992
lol you have never written high performance python code

>>222095053
roar

>>222095042
how is learning three separate languages two of which are not programming and one of which is one of the shittest languages to ever exist because it was made by one guy on a coke bender in 2 weeks more 'beginner friendly' than just learning one good language

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On me second beer now x

poo loaded
time to deposit it

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>>222094207

I'm a subhuman freak and no one likes me

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got the Angel on

>>222095030
why would you want that

eating some nice biscuits (from Nice, France)(they are also nice)

>>222095101
ktim

>>222095053
done that specky gimp

>>222095072
ok

python pickle rick

>>222095087
it is the easiest way to accomplish something more interesting than printing text to a console tbf
but i agree it brings far too much incidental complexity that will distract from actually learning how to program

using AI to turn myself into various animals and spamming my gran with them

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>>222095095

>>222094992
When he says "C" what he means is a basic wrapper around syscalls.

There's a massive project called numpy that's built around the idea that you can use Python for number crunching by just hooking it up to a C FFI. I barely know what C is even doing here, if you want a computer to multiply matrices a billion times a second for you then I'd probably just learn assembly.
But you get the speed without needing to touch the crap.

>>222095121
ok
I am also still interested in what you think the most important part of CS is

genuinely never understood how you even learn programming. it starts with hello, world and some really basic shit but they never explain how you go on to do actually useful stuff

>>222095087
because you can literally learn html and css in a couple of days and you can learn JS enough in a month
making a basic website is literally the perfect introduction to programming because everyone has used a website and knows what you should be programming to make it competent

and it introduces you to the whole game theory process to programming of equating your logic to the computer's, which is invaluable.

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zestingham

yeah keep talking about python on a friday night meanwhile my pythons getting nibbled by a pissed up slapper

havent pood blood in a week and my intestines don’t ache anymore think im in the clear

>>222095189
Roar

>>222095196
nice

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learn this

>>222095164
that wasn't him, it was me
i don't know what it is but it definitely isn't operating systems which are not fundamental to computing at all and in practice do not matter either because you're programming to a much higher level interface like the browser or a particular language's standard library or some framework

>>222095166
thick cunt

>>222095196
i was cumming blood all week but it's alright now. happened like 3 times this year so far

>>222095196
well done lad, get in

>>222095166
do a data structures and algorithms course to learn important patterns then just start making stuff

>>222095189
s

>>222095207
it's okay, functional programming without laziness (i.e. haskell) is completely gimped though

like a fucking episode of the big bang theory in here fuck me

whats the point of code if it just turns on when i press on

There needs to be more porn of milfs facesitting young twinks

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>>222094520
>>222094537

So I should start with the Cs

>>222095242
GOOD post
and the twinks need to be 18 exclusively

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cyberass 2077

>>222095156
yes and any of the other high performance packages that require you to specifically not program as if you were using c
>if you want a computer to multiply matrices a billion times a second for you then I'd probably just learn assembly.
fortran is better suited for that

Sir Benson Boone

Just won against a 1000 elo bot, feeling pretty good

SHUT UP FUCKIG NERDS

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Rorke not happy seeing this after throwing bricks at police in Southampton.

necessity is the mother of invention
i needed way to automatically convert webp to jpg/png, so I wrote a bash script that monitors my downloads folder for webp and then converts them to jpg with imagemagick and deletes the webp
haven't worried about a webp in years
if you don't know what to make just make something you need

>>222095241
Only point of coding is editing dodgy but fun EU4 mods

>>222095263
corrrrr

>>222095166
just read The C Programming Language

>>222095207
not a very good language to learn unless you want to be type theory researcher

>>222095208
what your describing is more software engineering than computer science

>>222095288
>Foid Polack living in the UK is a mudshark
imagine the face behind @Westoidz on X

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b

Cannot believe some people actually are able to code, I tried for a couple months and it was so utterly boring I dropped it, I could not for the life of me imagine doing such a thing for my entire career I actually distrust people who code

>>222095164
that wasnt me but imo logic and abstraction and data structures are the fundamentals
operating systems are basically irrelevant and most computers dont even use them

>>222095294
Can I make a girlfriend in java?

>>222095288
Oh no no no no rorke

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>i needed way to automatically convert webp to jpg/png, so I wrote a bash script that monitors my downloads folder for webp and then converts them to jpg with imagemagick and deletes the webp
haven't worried about a webp in years

>>222095166
If you use computer code to make something compelling then it stops being something that you're obligated to learn and starts being something you want to learn because it's in service of something you want.
If you take notes about how memory allocation works all day then you're going to get bored and go insane.

If you learn Javascript there's a world of possibilities opened up to you. There's about a dozen different standard APIs that let you do fun things in the web browser like graphics programming.
Unfortunately I can't imagine expecting a beginner programmer to learn WebGL. It's a more friendly version of OpenGL but it's still a nightmare.

You can learn "Pine Script" so you can learn to work the stock charts at the same time that you learn how to code. I can't promise you that you won't make a mistake and go bankrupt because you don't understand how the var keyword works though.

>>222095312
if you're going to split hairs over CS vs. software engineering then that makes operating systems even less relevant, OSes are firmly engineering and have nothing to do with the mathematics of computation

>>222095288
future chelsea striker x

>>222095351
Maybe

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>>222095342
not me
fell in love with computers the first line of assembly code i wrote

why would anyone want to use twitter in 2026 it's just rorkes and genuine brown thirdies babbling into the void

The sc programming language

>the police are okay as long as they're brutalizing and oppressing white people
t. Leftypol

>>222095410
this is actually bizarre to me, interesting how people have totally different interests

>In J.P. Kenyon's view Burnet's great gifts never quite received the recognition they deserved, perhaps because there was always "something of the buffoon" about him
HES JUS TLIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The chase is a simple fixed-point algorithm testing and enforcing implication of data dependencies in database systems.

Bradley OS

>>222095436
what interests you

White genocide is real and the perpetrators are jewish
End of story

Mum taking the piss out of my figurines again

>>222095350
I suppose I agree with you
maybe I am just biased by the projects I work on

>>222095370
computer science is not the mathematics of computation, that's numerical methods (which is maths)
computer science is the study of computers and the most powerful part of a computer is the operating system

>>222095423
Don't forget egirls and fan art

abeg dey no fail sign mason greenwood im no fi do a RAPE it no bad oo
dey woman do a lie oo abeg im no listen fi woman snake tongue

>>222095478
languages history geology theology

>computer science is not the mathematics of computation
okay time to stop lad

BradOS

fat stepmum found my bbw milf search history

>>222095506
>the most powerful part of a computer is the operating system
what makes you say that
you just agreed with me that most computers dont even use them

>>222095531
hey no doxing of our beloved coders who browse /brit/

Asian ladies you are looking SEXY tonight!

I use Tails

A Turing Machine is pretty abstract. I'm pretty sure if you have a roll of toilet paper and a sharpie then it's technically a computing machine.

>>222095547
if you want a general purpose computer (the coolest type of computer) then you need an operating system

>>222095515
good spread desu
anything in particular about those

*enters the thread with hickory staff*
You all lack discipline. I'm here to change that.

>>222095485
I was watching ITV news with my mum last night. Some jews were on, slagging off the NHS. She had a right old rorke rant. I had no idea she hates jews even more than i do.

>>222095556
me at the local asian ladies meetup

not one comment from our “royal family” about Henry novaks racist murder

watching breaking bad

>>222095569
right well that was 16 seconds after he said that you had that quick

>>222095560
whistleblower?

this is one of the better editions we've had in a while
some actual discussion going on instead of the usual "just had a poo"

just had a wank

>>222095572
i respectfully disagree if anything general purpose computers are the reason why using computers is so awful now (designed for the lowest common denominator aka retards)

>>222095583
all over, my most niche is probably knowledge about sami people and history

might shit a poo out my arse

Just blinked

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...scored some excellent carrots, me today 5th of june 2026...

>>222095644
bizarre lie

had a wank to gay porn earlier

ung was a man of great intellect, he defined a plant as: "A plant is a living non-sentient body, attached to a particular place or habitat, where it is able to feed, to grow in size, and finally to propagate itself.

umtimmy

Rorke keeping every /brit/ thread recorded in an Excel spreadsheet with ratings for each one

right, sandwich time

>>222095656
two blokes dressed up in women's clobber was it?

>>222095646
me in waitrose with my autism headphones

>>222095635
tell me an interesting fact about them
they get memed a lot on /int/ so my knowledge about them is very dubious

had a burger earlier but it was a bad burger and i didn't like it

Rorke walking around Chinatown wearing those little wooden clogs

I'm a girl aren't I
I've taken the hormones so now I am

Who is she that looketh forth as the morning, fair as the moon, clear as the sun, and terrible as an army with banners?

>>222095634
you would prefer to have a computer that you can't use?

dont know what camera to get

T minus 13 minutes until cans

can i cook minced beef from frozen? i want to make some pasta

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Stalin isn't the hero we deserve but the hero we need

what happens in bangladesh

>>222095712
cpoe on coprlord

>>222095732
yes

>>222095749
would it taste ok?

>>222095743
grimness

>>222095732
ye

>>222095737
perkele ryssa!

i can suck

>>222095762
yes

>>222095248
stop it! baby elephants are just that friendly and kindhearted. You could put a baby elephant next to a 4/10 chud, and the baby elephant will still interact with him.

>>222095784
oh yeah?
prove it

>>222095686
Wait do they actually? I don't check outer /int/ much. Rich Maja is interesting to look into. I remember trying to add her to Akinator multiple times I wonder if they finally have done it

>>222095768
>>222095792
ok, beef into pan with olive oil. tin of tomatoes. add some pasta. sorted.

>>222095715
what
you can use computers that dont have operating systems
like i said most computers dont use them
>>222095732
yes

>>222095814
yes all the time finns and swedes post about them being scammers and frauds and not really indigenous and so on
i will look her up

night toil begins

America stripped me of my ESTA

>>222095825
even lisp machines had a decent os
what computer are you thinking of?
you can't use a web browser without an os btw

>>222095719
canon 5d mk iii with two good prime lenses

>>222095784
t. black woman in barcelona after 1:00

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lost baby elephant finds his mum :)

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>>222095674

Bought a faulty PSP on eBay
Gonna see if I can repair it and have a PSP or sell it for a bit of profit

>>222095884
most embedded systems dont use oses and they constitute most of the computers in the world

>>222094520
chonkaphant

>>222095944
yeah that's true and I agree with you here
but these are not as cool as general purpose computers
you aren't going to do anything fun (as a user) with an embedded system

Back against the wall and odds
With the strength of a will and a cause
Your pursuits are called outstanding
You're emotionally complex
Against the grain of dystopic claims
Not the thoughts your actions entertain
And you have proved to be

A real human being and a real hero

Breaking Brad

>>222095905
>Poaches are around...
Baby elephant thought
Running on the plains of Africa felt good.
"NIGGERS" he shouts out loud.
>Niggers could be anywhere.

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=c8hXAAAAcAAJ&printsec=frontcover&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false
if you cant read this then get the fuck off 4chan and learn how to read you IDIOTS

>>222095984
we were talking about programming though

>>222096004
yeah you need to program on a computer with an os

>>222095999
read the whole thing twice on the train home

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One plain boring looking watch? Thirty one thousand pounds please mate

i raped my own arse at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph and this is what happened

>>222096031
fuck me mate your iq must be through the roof respect

>>222095905
:)

how does a baby elephant lose its mum
not like you can blink and she's gone elephants are huge and the terrain is flat

>>222095999
shan't be clicking this link

>>222096056
>elephants are huge
could say the same about you and your mum

lot of pink wojaks on /biz/

umlephant

>>222096056
your mum was there on safari and it got confused

i bless the rains down in africa

>>222096032
yeah...what's up with watches? why do so many men fall for this shit? paying that much money, the price of a car for a fucking watch.
It's honestly baffling

why is /brit/ so slow these days?
we used to do a new every 40 minutes on a friday evening

>>222096076
Don't say horrible things about my mum please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdNmVWXuYec

We're in here lads

(8) no fuck you
im in occupied europe im a jew (8)

>>222096112
we're all out shagging

>>222096078
What's happening? don't have any money me

>>222096112
i'm having a wank sorry

>>222096108
men with feminine inclinations of just buying shit as long as it's clothing or accessories

>>222096125
Twitch is usually ahead
Also doesn't this start at 10?

>>222096125
Omds forgot we're an hour ahead of GMT

>>222096078
having a scream tonight are they? tschh. stock market is complete gambling

>>222096125
so hyped to hear about this year's black trans voices in gaming

>>222096027
true

fucking fuming lads

you know what we'll have to hear about for the next month?
OH THE MAN KICKED THE BALL!
internet and office both fucking dire during this shite shite sport season

>>222096152
>>222096161
Yh

>>222096112
All of 4chan is much more slow now, /int/ isn't even the worst one. Boards like /sp/ who were huge, now are very slow boards
It seems many anon's used the 4chan hacking of last year, as a starting point to never return. Either entirely, or just went for other image boards