Aurora edition
Massive news blackout from Cheadle at the moment, seen a few tweets suggesting the PM is going to address the nation this evening across all channels.
second hangover wank on the cards after i finish this drink
first for pit sex
Sister has her driving test today. Going there with her. Did a lot of driving with her. She was devastated when she didn't pass. Today is the day of reckoning.
wonder what other walls he's seeing
is that a man
hoovered the flat and it looks the exact same as it did before. Then washed the kitchen sink / drying bit and gave up after that, can't be arsed. I got mental elf.
going to make scrambled eggs but there will also be a fried tomato cos i love fried tomatoes
>>222107827back when i did my test, failing was nothing. you could rebook for the week after lmaothese days people have to wait so long they have so much anxiety around failing i had 3 tests in like 6 weeks and passed on the third
>>222107832Fanny haver
>>222107827ever...?
Going to persuade the Turkish troon to come and live in bondage in my garage
>>222107833think my menthol elves have been hosting joint training sessions with the IDF because my fucking god theyve been evil recently
>>222107820Don Cheadle as the next James Bond?
woke madness ennit
Love Asian American lads. They all seem cool.
this should be illegal. this is hate speech.
Just had a bacon and egg sandwich from the sandwich shop. Oh aye x
How the world would look like if the Axis won.
>>222107868bit of lightning never hurt no-onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoS4abqGTCY
right well thats a horrifying thumbnail
I am randy and it is all Aurora's fault. Actually a nice Norwegian girl named Aurora sent me a Christmas card with chocolate once, very kind people they are
right well
>>222107902
right well that's certainly something i didn't want to wake up and see
>>222107884BWC is law.
well that's erm... uh... it's... hmm
left unwell
its like someone presses a button on here around 12pm and all the normal conversations and interactions disappeat and demented bradleys and rorke and poo posters turn up. Its either one turbo sperg (singular) or its a bot
>I am randywhy don't you fuck off and go eat a cheeseburger you fat fuckin asshole
>>222107902Doctors getting better at FTM surgery I see
>>222107917that illustrates something most people don't know about lighting. it's not really a "bolt" that hits at a point. it actually connects with another layer of electricity across a wide surface. the lighting actually goes up and meets the "bolt" from the sky. same as when you do a big poo and you get splash back on your arse.
From an anatomical standpoint that image makes no sense.
>>222107944All the actual runts awaken after gooning on discord until 5am
>>222107945Randy Marsh was average weight
>Britain gave up her empire, and committed herself to become an Indian colony, to save this country fucks sake kek
>the water in the bowl rises to meet the descending poosurely not
>disappeat
Got a woman's number last night lads
57% white by 2050 is actually pretty good imo
someone remind me what percentage of america is still white
>>2221079790
>>222107976Your mum got a new number did she?
>>222107850It's really bad. She has good momentum but the tests being booked for 6 months is dreadful. She paid someone to book it on her behalf which is now illegal. Really they should prioritise retests. Britiain is so fucked, waiting lists for simple things part of life are absurd.
had a nice time at the cricket yesterday
archimedean poo
>>222107964England's not a safe place for polaks
is leftymong just a bitter old white woman that hates seeing men have a good time
>>222107964even manlets get gfs over there
>>222107976ever shag her up the arse?
>>222107978Better than my cunt
>>222107986No
>>222107966yes before the poo even hits the water the splash begins that's why you can feel water on your arse as the turd descends into the waterlike in quantum mechanics when you collapse the wave function basic thermodynomocs
20 year anniversary of someone telling me the world was going to end because the date was 6/6/6 and me not getting it because i had no idea what the mark of the beast was
>>222107990lovely. picked the right day for it lad, looking like a washout today
>European soccer players can’t handle American heat
>>222107985it actually went up? i apologise trump-sama
hes up early
played chess at rorke's and when i came home the black queen was missing from the box
>>222108000Not anymore but his sister was blacked so she's enjoying England
>>222107987there's also a million immigrants needing to convert their somali and pakistani licences
>>222108019neither can you, most of you fatties would die if someone turns off the AC
>>222108006Is this your cunt>>222107902
>>222108002It's like that in all of Eastern Europe because in Christian countries you're supposed to marry
>>222108029chuckled
>>222107990@grok calculate where this photo was taken from and then run a search on other photos pointing at that location
Going to bricks and minifigs. Anybody want anything?
>>222108019it's almost as if... wait for it... people born in different climates have different weather tolerances? you really need this explained to you cody?
spambot triggered for the day haha
>>222108043>DeletedNo but soon
phwoarrrr imagine how racially conscious the average white will be by 2050
right that's Spurs throwing the win in the last 12 seconds. Much like that other Spurs team
lads gio gained weight
>>222108055one $200,000 Lego Star Wars collection originally consigned to a franchise location in Keizer, Oregon, please
>>222108017knew what the mark of the beast was but didn't understand calendars so i was terrified for the rest of the year
>>222108079Gio Biscotti
>>222108055No thank you
Which is supposed to be the spambot again?Looks like a run of the mill /brit/ to me.
>>222108075We'll all be mixed race with brown skin and black curly hair by then. You know, diverse.
>>222108079she's beautiful
>>222108098im the only real poster in these threads, everyone else is a bot
might become sikh so i can carry a ceremonial dagger aroundoh wait i can do that anyways because i'm a yank
>>222108090LOL
>>222108079you would too if you were a lovely italian lass being e-stalked by legions of online rorkes calling you a towelboy
havent seen aussiemong in a bit, got carted away maybe
>>222108102JK Rorkeling making the leftypol family in her books gingers (and presumably irish)
>>222108118Yankhs… Bro Tier?
>>222108102this type is a dying breed tbfthe future belongs to rorke
>>222108114solve this captcha then
am i supposed to know who that fat bint is?
>>222108132he died, challenged the wrong roo to a fight you see
Gio? More like Gionormous
The reading stack.
>>222108075Overton window: shiftedThings actually happening as a result: nothing
>>222108147rorke selecting all the squares simultaneously
>>222108161giogantic
>>222108079bellissimo
No ring of hell has just been made. it's for people who start cleaning up before their guests have leftbut it also has everyone who overstays their welcome
>>222108147renounce the talmud first
>>222108117Something about the way the log lands, lad.Seems a bit fake to me.The cat is cute
>>222108177zomg that is totes hilarious thanks for sharing
What existed before trees?
>>222108206Never you mind
lad currently typing up "I mean new ring, I meant new!" as if we didn't know he meant new instead of nohe's currently sat there worrying we all misunderstood his post and he watches the cooldown timer tick down
why are zoomers so shit at memetics
>>222108173people expect things to happen too quickly reallyit took decades of cultural programming to get where we're at now
good meowning
mad how much better this thread is once you filter everyone except the australians
>>222108215please go outside mate. read back your post out loud and think about how demented it sounds. You sound like a very mentally unstable young man
>>222108206ferns the most primitive plant innit
let him in!
>>222108215>he's currently sat there worrying we all misunderstood his post and he watches the cooldown timer tick downkahteem !!
>>222108166>Motadel
aussie glazer is here
mental how much better this thread is once you filter everyone except ziegbelg (who I am beginning to believe is Quentin Scobie) and employed woman
>>222107850>>222107987Another covid legacy
>>222108186New ring*
>>222108206Giant mushroom trunks
*psssssht*
>>222108206Trees have existed as long as Earth
the rings of hell
>>222108206https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree#Evolutionary_historyFerns apparently
just 10 years ago immigration was an unquestionable dogmafuture is bright really
>>222107987I moved to another province, and the wait list to make an appointment to simply transfer my driving licence from one province to another was over a year. This was pre-covid, too
rorke summoning a piss elemental and getting covered in piss
>>222108166Rorke's bookshelf
>>222107850these days zoomers and alphas will consider millennials and driving the the same way millennials looked at boomer home ownership . i hope none of them are bothering with clutch control. at least just do automatic and be done with it. they can learn clutch later on if they're ever on a farm yard or something. clutch control should become like adapting your licence from cars to HGVs
can't wait to get on the tins and bokkles later, bored out my mindgoing to get a noon start I think
>>222108292wonder what changed between 2015 and 2016
humans are fungus
>>222108273
if you want a picture of the future imagine a black cock flying up an arse - forever
>>222108313the loss of manuals is a tragedyhated driving an automatic
erm could you all stop trying to stir division lads please
>>222108325act like a minion, think like a bob
lots of english accents around my grim town in northern ireland these days. why they move here i have no idea maybe the women just love the anglo sausage and then drag them over to this hellscape like mermaids dragging sailors to their demise
>>222108334it is better but with wait times and costs going up it's better to just simplify everything else
>>222108329Cor
Wonder what life is like in the world where they did put aside the rhetoric
>>222108206Bryophytes
politicians always be talmbout sum vague ahh objectives like "economic foundations" with zero accountabilityat least reform be saying they stop the boats so you know at least one thing gone get did
>>222108316remember when the newspapers were going mental over this photo and acting like this was the worst PR disaster in human history? Everybody looks a bit stupid eating something, im not even a leftymong but I genuinely think it was a subconscious criticism because he's a jew and he's eating bacon
>>222108344White Flight from England, maybe?
>>222108362one must assume they will have got round the negotiating table
>>222108371No not an old man you see
>>222108334had 7 cars 1 was automatic and it was the best of the lot. impossible to stall and i could use the free hand to safely text and watch tiktoks. id go back in a heartbeat
the woke left canr explain this
mad how we drink liquid and then liquid pours out of us
we wont have cars in the future. the only viable future we have is where we ditch everything and replace it with a vast network of buses. there should be almost nothing else on the roads except buses and since everyone would be using them they would be one every 45 seconds
>>222108394mew seals
>>222108381
Drugs today
>>222108399yank is not going to like this
>>222108370For me, it’s when they get after chuds for hurting social cohesion, when they’re the ones who shattered social cohesion by importing infinity BAMEs
>>222107827I failed like 7 times but now I am a better driver than at least maybe 60-70% of other drivers and work for what is essentially a highly expensive medical courier service.
mental how things that are bad for you (heroin, alcohol etc.) are nicebut things that are good for you (exercise, reading, a healthy and well balanced diet) are awfulreally really nasty world design
only ever stall the car when I have passengers in it because I'm talking to them and forget I've rolled up to the lights in 3rd so I think I'm sitting there in 1st and then embarrassingly stall the car when the lights turn green
>>222108432and that's why you do the neutral jiggle
woken up by a trimmer award
>>222108399we will always need cars for murder. you murder someone and drive them into the woods to bury them. how can you do that on a bus
>>222108399Public transit would be great if we had an orderly country. As it stands, I don’t find it very appealing to be stuck on a bus with a bunch of homeless black schizophrenics on fentanyl who have a habit of throwing grandmothers off subway platforms, or stabbing people
>>222108452me falling asleep in the barber's chair
having a computer wank feels like being at the imax when you're used to using your phone
>>222108344getting shipped in to offset the republicans
>>222108463And this is /brit/pol, is it?
>>2221084632 T K
everything is a moral panic except for the things I care about
>>222108466Now imagine you’re watching four different pornos on four different monitors simultaneously like Mihai
wow firefox split view is great, can browse two threads at once
do you think keir starmer knows about the Sir Keir Starmer gimmick
>And this is /brit/pol, is it?
Ausrorke driving a Toyota Hiace full of sperm samples into the Kew end of the Eastern Freeway
Cheadle has fallen
egg
>>222108493How about Sir Pole Harmer
>>222108496we dont get your bogan references pal, this is meaningless drivel
>>222108490i like having the tabs down the side sorted into little groups that you can close and come back to laterfirefox is just a great browser really
>>222108496read this post twice and thought it said a Toyota full of sperm whales both times
>>222108316actual answer is that leftism requires a pretty monopolistic propaganda apparatus and they lost thatyou can't unsqueeze the toothpaste etc
Reading Night on the Galactic Railroad by Kenji Miyazawa>>222108505Looks delicious but I couldn't eat that texture I don't think
>>222108417every road in the world should take after the LEZ/bus gates with restricted car usethe only cars on the roads should be >emergency vehicles>homecarers (fleet vehicles, you can't just make yourself a carer to get one)>taxis (thoroughly vetted, medallions are 1000btc, again you can't just make yourself an uber driver to get a car)>disability cars (blue badges for people who permanently in a wheelchair not just grannies with a sore hip, everyone else can use a taxi. buses will be fitted with minimum 4 spaces for wheelchairs/prams up from 1 today)>limos for councillors, MPs etc (for safety and to command respect so they don't get shot like Jo Cox and also the limo is a government fleet vehicle so they don't have to expense their own personal car)liberalism has been a mistakewe need to bring back the politbureau
Andy Burnham's gay cousin, Andy Bumham
>>222108316Mad how Jews try to claim to be White. Miliband looks like he could be Indian.
>>222108532what's wrong with the egg texture?
quite right there should be special lanes on motorways and indeed residential streets reserves exclusively for care bames
Andy Burnham's SS officer grandad, Andy Burnem
Les Streeting's gay cousin, Wes Streeting
>>222108548i have pretty much the exact same thoughts about the welsh
i am piss man
>>222107804I do this too when I'm farting
>>222108537>>disability cars (blue badges for people who permanently in a wheelchair not just grannies with a sore hip, everyone else can use a taxi. buses will be fitted with minimum 4 spaces for wheelchairs/prams up from 1 today)aren't you forgetting people with adhd and anxiety? they need their own cars mate
robert kenyon's black cousin, robert kenyan
Wes Streeting's big brother, Wes Motorwaying
if andy burnham made butter he'd be andy churnham
>>222108580
Wes Streeting's receptionist, Wes Greeting
couple more Burnham / Streeting wordplay posts dribbling out let's all hold off now while the slower lads finish typing up their desperate-to-fit-in drivel now now be patient
If Andy Burnham was a teacher he'd be Andy Learnem
>>222108582How about Andy Sternum
>>222108344>why they move here i have no ideaHouses for 100k
>>222108593pscrmging
>>222108594Wes Seething
burning my ham and streeting
>>222108594nothing gets past you does it
brits can laugh at these politician jokes but americans can't since they elected a president called bog fart
>>222108593Wes Streeting’s sheep Wes Bleating
watching a docu on the piper alpha oil rig disaster in my incel flatalso naked
remember when Jez tried to make a comeback and his party lasted 2 (two) months LOL
>>222108619Andy Donehim
grand rising :)
can cats eat cheese maybe 2 slices a week
>>222108619fucking done him
>>222108569i forgot to add>freight shall be done almost exclusively by train with a fleet of amazon electric bikes and vans doing the last leg. (see amazon i'm not a government stooge)>white van men can rent their vans from an app as and when needed (like VOI bikes today). it doesn't need to sit on their drive way with an england flag draped over it to troll the neighbourhoodthis is the only way we can use lithium and remaining petroleum reserves responsibly this is the workers and resources: soviet republicisation of britain
>>222108632lol
>>222108594kemi badecope
wingardium leviosuckmycocka
when you think about it it should be 14 or 15 by law
>>222108638bizarre question. why are you asking?
if andy burnham took mdma he'd be andy gurnham
more of a Brave browser man myself
heard they're tearing down westminster and making the new parliament building woke
if ed davey were a goalkeeper he'd be called ed savey
>>222108603can get a house for 100k in sunderland or grimsby
>>222108659LOL
Will there be love in the air for Theo and Laurine in this week's Blind Date?
/brit/ lads trip to massive mohammed on the cards yeah?
>>222108644>>white van men can rent their vans from an app as and when needed (like VOI bikes today). it doesn't need to sit on their drive way with an england flag draped over it to troll the neighbourhoodpeople take care of stuff if it belongs to them. once you start sharing, people just ignore maintenance and destroy them. that's why public bike scheme scooters/bikes get rekt so quickly.
>>222108672he looks like he'd take her to a nice hotel with a black bull waiting to give her a good time
remember when they tried to build a super mosque on ground zero was jokes
gay porn wank complete
some of these posts read like AI, someone typing gibberish in to claude
>>222108672Is that a trannard
If Andy Burnham took his books back the library he'd be Andy Returnem
>>222108672has a single one of these ever resulted in the woman being attracted to the man
Andy Burnham's jamaican cousin Andy Bundem
>>222108672> We had a good time and I think we got on, but I feel like taking part in Blind date was a lifelong thing she wanted to do, so maybe she was more wrapped up in that than the actual date.bit mean>>222108707Yes, surprisingly the guys reject often. As did this one.
>>222108702Point to a single post of yours that isn't either complete dogshit or you whingeing like a shit eating mong
>>222108707it's very, very rare
If Kemi Badenoch was effective at going door-to-door campaigning she'd be Kemi Goodatknock
How about Candy Burnham and he posts his hairy minge to /brit/
if andy burnham transitioned he'd be mandy burnham
if kemi badenoch had a white husband she'd be called kemi bigwhitecockoh wait she does
women are evil demons and are destined to burn in the wicked fires of hell for what they have done
Or Randy Burnham and he’s horny all the time
if kemi badenoch bleached her skin she'd be kemi baderorke
Australia is an interesting country>>222104326
cancer research is a waste of time, we're never going to cure cancer all we can do is pray to God
>>222108714looked it up and she said she'd be happy to meet again "as friends"every foyim wants a rorke deep down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO7NG-GpwDE
>>222108737can I have one before all that?
>>222108678not true. housing stock quality dropped hugely with damp and broken windows when maggie sold them offwhite vans sit on driveways rusting and burst tires because the git in the house in unemployed on his arse or his business is doing really well and he thinks fuck it if it breaks i'll just upgrade individualism is a extremely poor use of resources it's share use but not shared responsibility. the ownerhsip is centralised. ironically bikes are probably the only thing that can be individualised because the materials are so small. everything else that needs rarer materials to build them needs to be better planned out.
in manchester people call him handy burnham for what he does to men in the back alleys of the gay village on saturday nights
>>222108755He literally said the same thing. Pipe down.
whatever chinas doing we should be doing that
>>222108787chang
>>222108782yeah he's copingclear as day
How about Andy Durham and he tries to pretend Doxbridge is a thing and he’s not jealous of actual Oxbridge
>>222108394woke gone mental
>>222108594Bet you didn't think it would go on for this long did you? Reckong the new is the only thing that will stop this.
we should be speaking chinese yeah?
>>222108807is she a mexican or a mexiboo
>>222108796yeah like that
>>222108787ermmm they're about to collapse
the government should be responsible for everything because civil servants and council workers care about the country and will make sure that rules apply to everyone equally
Wes Trick-or-Treating
>>222108672>Describe Laurine in three words.>Intelligent. Very French. Prepared.Right well first of all that's four, second of all doesn't look very French to me
china is a more racist version of fascist italybizarre that leftypol seems to cheer them on
>>222108797incelbrain grow upexpect better from you
Is it not possible that he just fucked off to some Inaka and he is now slamming docile jap pussy?
>>222108787this but actually we should copy finland in everything. happiest country in the world
Wes Meat-Beating
he's hit him with the Grow Up post, thats like a spirit bomb in /brit/ terms, no coming back from that
while we're at it we should do the same for phones too. everyone gets the wired house phone again but mobiles are restricted>kids get back into reading, education up>doomscrolling down, mental health a thing of the pastthe thing is you will protest this as over reach but the outcome is the same whether a central committee does it now or capitalism burns through resources as fast as possible leading to decline in living standards and shrinkflation etc. maybe you're in it for a fun time not a long time but society can't work that way
>>222108834whats that even mean
>>222108840Japan is full of swarthy third world migrants now. He may have just been murdered by one of them.
>>222108851ok
>>222108836been on more first dates than you've had hot dinners>First impressions?>Very nice to staff, punctual and happy to be here.sounds like she was frothing him LOL
been pricing up the cosmetic stuff i need to start fixing my selfhair transplant: £10kteeth: £12kjaw surgery: £8k
>>222108825i legitimately can't tell if this is ironic. do you know how delusional you sound? learn what a moral hazard and perverse incentive is.
Just got permanently banned from /r/comics for saying>People should be modest thoughLads I think we take janman here for granted. Could be worse.
ah yes council communism /brit/
Just got permanently banned from /r/blackgirlmagic for saying>thank you for changing rorkeLads I think we take janman here for granted. Could be worse.
>>222108861as in they have just copied fascist italy in most respects
arsse rape 85
>>222108869>been on more first dates than you've had hot dinnersI hope you understand that this is not a flex, but evidence of you being a vile slug of a man that despite numerous dates you are still single because none of the girls liked you?
>>222108877are you a woman?
>>222108900go outside
>>222108891Rorke…
The bakery to the baker,the mill to the miller,the farm to the farmerand the well to the crown.
>>222108901how
>>222108904pack it up theo
>been on more first dates than you've had hot dinnersReally? You've been on 12,418 dates have you?
>>222108906already went to the gym in the morning and went for a walk afterwards
>>222108921in every meaningful respect like they just copied the systemwhat about this is confusing you
already went to the loo in the morning and went for a wank afterwards
>>222108944you didnt though did you mate, you were a schizophrenic spastic on 4chan all morning
>>222108891Fuck Reddit. I've shared this in here before but I still can't forget it 10 years later. >Browsing some expat subreddit >British lad makes a thread complaining how difficult it is for a working person to immigrate to the US>He makes a very light comment about how it appears so much easier for Latin Americans and Indians to move here >He gets downvoted into oblivion >One of the commenters called him "Racist McRacist pants"
any good sites to waste the day on other than /brit/ and xvideos?
>>222108947in which respects
nobody really knows what's happening in china, or cheadle
>>222108971economically which typically decides the rest of society
'za in t'oven
>>222108962not true. mornings are for exercise and then the other 12 hours of the day are for making black pussy rorke jokes here
>>222108980how did they copy fascist italy economically
>>222108998>>222108998>>222108998
>>222108989dog doin... what the???
>>222108964Insults on 4channel>You're a retarded faggotInsults on reddit>I'd explain it to you, but I don't have the crayons *downvotes you*
>>222108878it was a sarcastic post of course
>>222107804vry good edition >>222107827Me? Passed first time
>>222107804in the kfc
