LOVELY JOLLY FUCKING JIGGLE edish
young tits
>>222108998Morbidly obese chunkster
>I would explain it, but I don't have the crayons
black fella I work with pronounces determined as deter-mind
might head out for the day
>>222108998Why did you bongs fool yourselves into believing sikhs are bro-tier? How did that meme even start?
>>222108997they're state capitalist with labour relationships conducted through a central union/councilall corporations must submit to the statethey're explicitly ethnocentric
>>222109032Might watch Sopranos for the like two episodes she's in>>222109047Er, cool it with the racism, lad.
>>222109041because if you split up the word determined, you deter the mind from distractions
LOVE a blue tit me.
>>222109047They don't like muslims and were joining bnp and edl and that back when that was a thing because of how much they didn't want muslims coming to the country but all for naught
>>222109047it's such an old meme that I can't even find the earliest instance of it in the archive, earliest I found was 2013, it's sort of like Rorke, we have somewhat of an understanding of its origins but not entirely
>>222109062damn you smart
when I say nons I mean nons
>>222109048not true though is it
Got the Simpsons movie on in the background whilst busily shitposting. It's alright, not great, not terrible.
>I would explain it but I don't have the crayons
>>222108549Just a bit wet for my tismI hate the slimy feel of eggs and even a bit of snot on a fried egg puts me off
currently working on an incredibly dogshit post about rorke
my life be like
GANGLAND HITMAN FLED TO TURKEY AFTER DALSTON SHOOTINGA gangland figure who ordered a shooting linked to a £100,000 extortion demand has been found guilty following a major Met Police investigation.Beytullah Gunduz, 39, was convicted after jurors heard he orchestrated the attempted murder of a 37-year-old man outside a Dalston restaurant in June 2025.The victim was shot at close range and survived, but suffered life-changing injuries.Prosecutors said the attack stemmed from a feud between rival north London organised crime groups. Gunduz accused the victim's family of supporting rivals and demanded £100,000 before arranging the hit.CCTV revealed a failed attempt to target the victim the day before. The following night, a white Kia Niro pulled alongside him and a gunman fired a single shot before fleeing.The getaway car was later found torched nearby, but detectives used CCTV, forensics and burner phone data to link Gunduz to the conspiracy.Police believe the gunman fled to Turkey shortly after the shooting and remains there.Detectives also uncovered evidence that the victim and his family had previously been threatened and extorted as part of a wider campaign of intimidation.
>>222109055Love that redhead Chrissy shags.
>>222109091yeah but it is though isn't it
>>222109120too many words, did the men kick the ball yet or not?
>>222109129nopeyouve been donereply to get raped
life is going well for me at age 30
first thing i do when i wake up is go to /brit/ and check for any (You)s from the night beforethen i spend all day posting getting up only to eat and poothink i have a terrible addiction
@222109141raped you first
Well lads, my poorly cat is still with me as of this morning. Expected him to go during the night but he's still hanging on. I just want him to be at peace now. Please send a prayer for him if you can.
Can't do something as simple as fixing a leaking tapI'm actually such a fat useless twat
janny is a fanny
>>222109094are you the guy who is incapable of watching a movie without going on his phone?
>>222109163im a step lower than you on the totem pole because i also do this with the kpop general on /mu/. have to kill myself soon
zoomers oversharing their online addictions again lmfao and us millennials are supposed to be the pathetic ones
hate how entitled the medical weed people are in the UK, who cares if you have a prescription nobody wants to smell your shit in public
>kpop general on /mu/Runt Perfected
House next door has been sold, still yet to see the buyers but a million tradies have shown up today and expect will be making my life a misery for the foreseeable. God I hope they're not cunts, been lovely having nobody live there for the last couple months
>>222109181Is it time to have him put to sleep? Don't want the berg suffering and thatWishing you the best x
>>222109218the /brit/ addict is me, a 34 year old millennial
>>222109218Control of the world will pass from Gen X to Zoomers. Millennials are too tainted by boomers
>>222109192You mean every zoomer and boomer in the world? No I'm not that guy if the film is worth watching I have the requisite attention span.
>>222109242thats a man
>>222109181praying your cat gets better x
>>222109234Hope a Sikh family moves in will be nice an quiet x
don't think i'll ever get over the pain i feel when i spend money. got over £100,000 to my name but i still feel bad for nipping to shops and spending a tenner
beheading myself
>>222109047Maybe every person is different and you can't determine whether a person is good or bad from their religious affiliation.
>>222109220best m8 got a prescription. buys about 3 ounces of insanely strong weed a month now, costs him barely anything.
>>222109239I'm 34 years old too, I don't drink or smoke or do drugs or eat fast food or wank or play video games or do anything at all besides drink water and walk around aimlessly for a bit around my south coast grim left-behind town thinking about better times
>>222109255Thanks lad that's a nice sentiment
Can't stand people who blog on about having aphantasia or synesthesia.
>>222109265 ktimmers i need to buy clothes desperately but every time i go to M&S i walk out empty handed
>>222109265samewhat causes this I wonder?
>>222109248oh. there' s a guy on here who was trying to use movies to fix his attention span but he never gets past an hour
>>222109265whats the point in living if this is the mental prison you've built for yourself. honestly saving has gone too far, stop waiting and start living
Reading the Saturday broadsheets I truly am
>>222109289name 3
>>222109289Most of them don't have anything. Just a condition you can make up to sound quirky and interesting.Same with the "no inner monologue" mongs.
have a feeling knarseborough runningmong and M&S mong are the same person
Current Account: £11.5kFixed Rate Bonds: £11kStocks and Shares ISA: £29.2kCash ISA: £52kLifetime ISA: £15.5kPremium Bonds: £1.5kPension: £20.4kyou?
>>222109295Sounds grim, nah I'm alright for attention span actually. Read actual books and that like a big giant nerd.
>>222109242wish i looked like that
>>222109299well the savings is for early retirement but i do worry i'll still feel the need to hoard money when that day comes.for now i still have more money than i know what to do with after putting stuff in savings so i'll just continue
>>22210932483 quid in the bank, no cash
>>222109324how much equity in your property
would it have been kinopilled?
>>222109331>>222109309grow up
current autistic habit is only watching films made before 1940
tossing up between paying off my apartment before 40 and being a part time dosser the rest of my life or going hard on toil + investments
>>222109344>sexlandcorr what are property prices like
>>222109344>SEXLAND
>>222109324not getting onto nextcloud for the exact data but> investments 81k, s+s 70k, gia 11k> pension 42k> home equity 110kthink all in all we're at 235k net worth
>>222109334What are you going to do in retirement? You'll be old and ugly and tired all the time and one day you'll wake up and you're 65 years old and realise you wasted decades of your life and threw away opportunities in your youth just to "save money"
>>222109361>>222109362grow up
Never seen a good post from Ireland
>>222109371i plan to retire at 45 and travel
>>222109344>tfw in Sexland
>>222109377doing god's work son
>>222109324~15k in stocks and shares ISAs~5k in reasonable interest bank accounts~220k owed on mortgage Weeeooooow
>In the real world, "rape kit" is a term for a sexual assault forensics exam. However, in the Morrowind version of the book Withershins, a "rape kit" is referred to as being used by an (imagined) sexual assaulter. This suggests that in Tamriel, a "rape kit" is instead, a standard set of tools or implements used in sexual assault. The reference was later removed in Oblivion.
>>222109289kek this but derealisaton or disassociation like bitch just chill and have a glass of water
>>222109339N/A
>>222109267You actually recognize jeets as people? You bongs are even more hopeless than I thought
>>222109324Current Account: €200Fixed Rate Bonds: I don't know what that isStocks and Shares ISA: SameCash ISA: SameLifetime ISA: SamePremium Bonds: SamePension: €0
a world become one, of salads and sun, only a fool would say that
honestly if this hatred of indians carries on we're on course for a global holocaust this centuryand it will be lush
>>222109102sorry this might sound harsh but people like you should just be euthanised in childhood
>>222109404Do you have an Indian service industry class as well?Literally can no longer comprehend the idea of a white shop or deli worker.
>>222109408
right im off to play civ 5
If you could bring back slavery for one kind of person, who would it be?Mine would be men who comment compliments on AI girls' social medias.
Why are there Indians in Kenya? Suriname? Fiji? Burma?Because Indians have always been the preferred servile class of elites. The evidence for this goes back hundreds of years.I’ve spoken about British colonial Burma before, and it is a great example of what this looks like.Even after extensive efforts to bring them to heel, the majority of the Burmese ethnic groups were far too resistant to submit to the British empire to be reliable labor. They refused to abandon their culture and ways of life to be slave drones for British pocketbooks. So the Brits started importing Indians to be their colonial administrators, preferring them as labor because they were easier to control and satisfy.By the 1940s, Indians made up almost 20% of the population of the entire country.Another great historical example of this is Suriname - a small country in South America that had been under Dutch colonial rule for 300 years.The Dutch abolished slavery in 1863, forcing colonial plantation owners to have to hire labor to do the work they had previously been using slaves for. But… they didn’t want to pay former slaves or Indigenous locals a living wage for the work.So what did the Dutch elites do instead? Import Indians.Today, Indians still make up 27% of the population. 27%. Of a tiny, obscure South American country.
>>222109408It'll be so funny when you get killed
>>222109418I think that's a bit of an overreaction. I just don't like wet scrambled egg
>>222109433the irish
>>222109444simmer down samir
>>222109431FUCK Civ V.Was playing it and was very close to literally all forms of victory. Massive army sweeping the last continent, many nukes, space victory imminent, then suddenly barbarians spawn outside every single one of my cities.Why the fuck are there barbarians in the 21st century?
more useless inane posts is it very good are you lads ever going to grow up
Current Account: Fixed Rate Bonds: Stocks and Shares ISA: Cash ISA: Lifetime ISA: Premium Bonds: Pension: rorke: in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight
>>222109444YOU ARE BROWN!
>>222109459>Why the fuck are there barbarians in the 21st century?dunno but they keep coming into the country on small boats
>>222109448i am harsh but fair
>>222109443The British upper class aristocrats have a fetish for indian people and used to right little poems about molesting their young indian boy servant in the British Raj
>>222109431Best civ game, used to love playing it but now I have no devices capable of doing so. Which is for the best since I used to get very into it and do literally nothing else.
>>222109457Looks like the girl I lost my virginity to.
imagine being a girl who is into indian menwould be the luckiest person on the planet. anywhere you go there are a 1000 men fighting for you
Going to start playing dead by daylight and pick a killer that let me feels like I'm raping them and then only tunnel the women because it's what I want
>>222109443I've seen you post a few times before and I always note that you have no idea what "colonial administrator" means
>more useless inane posts is it >very good >are you lads ever going to grow up
>>222109476Reject the judeo-capitalist-christian British Empire.Embrace the British National Republic.
>>222109324Net worth is 700k mostly in property
Send me the basslines of the futureMy good sense doesn't win me any warsAnd crazy only left my brown hair all over the goddamn floor
lebensraum india
My net worth?Oh, you know.Only about a hundred billion.
>>222109461>more useless inane posts is it>very good>are you lads ever going to grow up
>>222109531Generalplan Indien
cromwell did nothing wrong
fancy a small bit of cheese
mad how a simple fedora destroyed a generation of atheists
mental how many people feel entitled to just have the country be the way they want it to beget over yourselves and just live a peaceful life for fucks sake
So let me get this straight . george floyd is killed by police and rorke says 'calm down leftypol it's not because the police are racist' and everyone buys itnowak is killed by police and leftypol say 'calm down rorke it's not because of DEI' and no one buys itthis is just evidence of rorke's inherent structural advantage in the government, media and capital classes. the situations are the same.
attaching a faucet to my penis so i can turn it on at will
>>222109541He let der Juden return
Yao Ming
*has the crayons*
Want shagging but gf has uti and thus closed for business
>>222109545Wasn't just the fedora though was it
youre gay lol, you are sexually attracted to men
>>222109567>george floyd is killed by police and rorke says 'calm down leftypol it's not because the police are racist' and everyone buys itnice lie
>>222109589kek thats me i fuck arses
>>222109567Why do people keep comparing this poor Henry lad to some fent addict who held a pregnant woman at gunpoint
>>222109567Thats because we're right and you are wrong. Politics and opposing beliefs aren't supposed to receive the same equal amount of support when only one can comport with reality, and the other is delusional (you)
>>222109393I do recognise Indians as people. I don't recognise Australians as people though.
>>222109579get on AdultWork
>>222109612bit straight
>>222109567The difference is that the person who stabbed the White guy had his family openly help him after he admitted to stabbning the guy for no reasonThe police also are on camera refusing to check him when he said he's been stabbed after he got put in cuffsAlso most importnatly, lad, have a can
>>222109567Shame on you, using the deaths of innocent people and gross police misconduct to push your political argumentsHorrible little rat bastard
hate when women say daddy shut up you evil foid
>>222109630same, makes my skin crawl
>>222109590ok no one buys it and it still persists because of the inherent sttructural rorke advantage in government media and capital class
>>222109646choochoochilla x
>>222109621Not one for paying for it, also had a look on there once and they all looked fucking grim. Also, I suppose, fidelity and loving relationship and whatever bullshit?
>>222109648glad someone feels the same its weird af
>>222109665There are loads of fit escorts about
>>222109630>>222109648same, girl I was shagging last night said it to me and I had to kick her out (invited another one over though haha)
>>222109324current account 21kcash 61k USD + 26k GBPs&s isa 175kGIA 55kother stocks 20kLISA 25kpremium bonds 50kpension 100k
have probably eaten 30kg of peanuts in my entire life if you added all the peanuts together
shant
>>222109541Why do you bongs still defend Oliver Cromwell?
roight proper banger blower ding dat notification bell cheers full on slab posh pants shenanigans bugger all worth the luck bung a cable in it
have probably sucked 30kg of penis in my entire life if you added all the penis together
>>222109236I want him to go at home if possible so my other cat (his brother) understands what has happened. to him. He doesn't seem in pain thankfully. Just very weak.>>222109254Cheers lad but he's 18 years old now. I don't think he's gonna get better. I think this is the natural end of his life.
you bongsyou bongsyou bongsyou bongsyou bongs
>>222109690allergic to peanus myself
>>222109658What still persists?
Got pooed on by a bird todayVile
>>222109714was she fit?
>>222109619Good to know, Ranersh
>>222109700I have deliberately never watched this guy's videos purely because of his anime thumbnails
>>222109719It was a bird and their poo was all yellow
Thinking of getting a bank loan and buying Space X outright at the IPO. Would pay for itself
Watching Thief (1981) It’s complete shite. Not sure why people rate it so highly
>>222109733she should switch up her diet and see a doctor
>>222109726>You're not allowed to go in anyone else's flatThat's a mental rule for uni hallsWhat's even the fucking point in uni these days if you can't even have the social aspect
>>222109740it's basically GTA V in film form
>>222109756How was covid this easy to forget?
Might nip to the Asda when I get back and buy a wine
*enters the thread*
>>222109324180 quid in the bank900 quid stashed away in cashCould be better, could be worse.
>>222109756paying interest on loans for 30 years so the government can keep the triple lock
Got some CLASSIC paramore on
>>222109713the difference in narrative velocity between what musk says about nowak and what a a portland hippie says about floyd
>>222109767What's covid?
>>222109772Fuckin size of big black bowing down to boss mutt
>>222109689>cash 61k USDhow do you have 61k USD in physical cash?
>>222109783>the difference in narrative velocity between what musk says about nowak and what a a portland hippie says about floydAnd that difference is what exactly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjr6bR0_l-k
>>222109724You must seethe a lot about immigrants in Australia
>narrative velocity
Fixing up a knuckle sandwich
>>222109798its not physical its just not in my current account
just put hand cream on my toothbrush fuck sake
>>222109762That’s probably why GTA V was so shite then
Um hi everybody
>>222109807the reason rorke can do 1 post twitter and everything continues toward his end where capitalism controls and population and farage foments the race warand leftypol can do everything like burning buildings and police cars and nothing changes toward their goal
>>222109843hix
>>222109843rum thing
>>222109855What exactly has changed with respect to the Nowak case?>and leftypol can do everything like burning buildings and police cars and nothing changes toward their goalHow so?
>>222109823You seem to be on your own here in liking Indians.
Australia seems pretty comfy after watching this
>>222109843level 9 rorke right there
Mental how you can report a million posts and janny does fuck all but the moment you say nigger he's on you like flies on shit
>>222109873so where's the leftypol farage then
>>222109344wtf is that giant scilly isle
>>222109855how's uni going little manpolitics & sociology is it?
rorke and leftypol entering some sort of socratic dialogue where they're both reduced to phrasing everything as a question so they can't be forced into giving a wrong answer
>>222109882looks boring
tell him that his grandmas reddittell him grandmas reddit
have a theory that explains everything in society. it is based on reward systems, segregation on the internet, revenue models on youtube and news outlets, the upvote/karma/like system on social media, and the psychological effects of politics on the brain.would post here but i would just get some fedora greentext replies and people saying "not a word"
>>222109916The film or Australia?
>>222109896I'll answer your non-sequitur after you answer my relevant questions
Why does Nigel Farage like Indian immigration so much?
predrinking before world cup
>>222109928even this post was verging on verbose
There are more posts complaining about how bad the thread is than there are posts even falling into the category of bad posts as described by the complainers.
>>222109928yeah really not interested, seen how fucking retarded you are already ITT
feel like SHIT
>>222109882>Scorcese and Eberthigh praise indeed!
>>222109882Gay sex with Australians is nothing to be frightened of
>>222109930you're illiterate and lack critical thinking skills. the point nothing changed in respect to nowak case because rorke already had structural rorke advantage. farage is was and every shall be. there is no leftypol equivalent.
>>222109951that was my first post in this thread
>>222109964prove it
>>222109896there's loads of leftypol figureheads, none are particularly eloquent though which is the main problem (for leftypol)
59 miningjust got 59 mining
The English calling themselves "Angles" is a huge cope that they made up to make it sound like "Angels".The peoples who encountered them first (Romans, Celtic Britons, Picts, and Gaels) all called them Saxons. That's why the Celtic languages all refer to the English language by the name of Saxon (e.g. Saesneg in Welsh) and the country too (e.g. Sasana in Irish)
Absolutely LOVE it when arguments devolve into people just calling out informal fallacies>non sequitur! >ad hominem!>moving the goalpost!You can read 40 posts in an argument and not a single point is made.Autism-level sophistry is fascinating.
What's going on in here then?
>>222109991it's not a leftypol problem it's a structural rorke advantage
>>222109274well thats just a lie considering how expensive medical cannabis is compared to black market
>>222109936Indians are a bulwark against islamisation and pay hella taxes. Model citizens
>>222109968I have thoroughly raped you into incoherence, go and have lunch you shit eating mong
>>222109928nary a pixel
>>222109993get the mithril mined
>>222109998Very interesting, please continue
>>222109998sybau nigga
They complain that /brit/ is full of shitposts but when a lad makes an effortpost they ignore it because it's too long. You deserve this place.
>>222109968lil bro has farage derangement syndrome
>>222110016>trying to force an end to the argument rather than counter with anythingconcession accepted
>>222109991melenchons a good speaker but he’s so absurdly pro-immigration that he’s unelectable. it’s impossible to find a european politician that’s an actual socialist and not just a left wing freak and i fucking hate it
… playing minecraft on excellent laptop after getting a cheeky shower-wank (or swank as i like to call it) by the missus
>>222110044then make a good quality short post
rorke's threads
>>222110056you been watching tldr news or some shitbizarre little freak
Might go Scarborough when the weathers okayLess than two hours on the train
>>222110077sc
>>2221098804chan is full of racists, that isn't a shocking revelation is it. Normal society is much less racist.
rorke, i just have one question for youdo they know its christmas time at all?
>>222110080ad hom
>>222110083not really sc worthy
here he goes
>>222110082check out the aldi there's a fat tranny who works there
>>222110097he not allowed
*turns 270 degrees to face you*
>>222110060what the fuck are you talking aboutwho gives a fuck about european politicians lol if you're going to cross language barriers then who fucking knows there could be hundreds of "leftypol farages" out there but we wouldn't knowyou're autistic and retarded, never forget that
Shan't be posting UK electricity Grid stats today
>>222110113im not op i was just making a side point, take a deep breath retard youre on 4chan not in parliament
>>222110062Swenk
rorkes got ops in harrow
got nothing to do. no one to see
>>222109998Yeah but enough of them came from Angeln which is north of Saxony that they became the Anglosaxonum and from hence the Anglisc / English
the gin is OPENED
>>222110011no it's massively cheaper than the black market lad
There's a free local festival thing happening this weekend near me and was considering going but given the fact it's raining and extremely windy I don't think I'll bother.
What is it about half white half Asian girls that makes me feral?Would hardly consider half white half Asian men to even be human.
your all so fkin funny
not convinced nothing changed after george floyd
might go shop, but some booze. feel like i need cans, wine, and maybe some gin. good to have options.
>>222110141At least you've got a nice hat
>>222109993RS3 or OSRS
i dont care about george floyd sorry
Thinking of moving some money to higher risk funds. I have enough in safe indexes, might as well take a bit of risk.Anything with better potential returns than FTSE global index all cap?
>>222110143No point trying to reason with celts, their bitterness clouds all judgment
>>222110169OSRS
>>222110172fuck off boring nerd
>>222110172EQQQ maybe
>>222109998Why would a pagan people name themselves after Christian angels?
Lass on the train wearing a giraffe print onesie but it's half draped off her shoulder all casual and sexy
cant even imagine what the world will look like in 100 years
>>222110155Hope your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny doors down you ginger poofta
>>222110188I can't even buy a house right now in this market, might as well gamble it away.
>>222110143That name didn't exist at the time>>222110215It happened after their conversion to Christianity
>>222110221probably just be poo everywhere because indians will make up 99% of the population
>>222110213That looks good but I reckon it's a ticking time bomb. Would drop 40k on this while new LLM models are getting pumped out but withdraw in about 6 months.
Amy Gledhill's monstrously gigantic massive tits suffocating my face
>>222110237right. UM
going to watch a cute, adorable, precious video
>>222110230>That name didn't exist at the timeYes it did
>>222110223fuck OFF boring NERD
right well that's a pabp (phat ass blue pony)
M&S picky bits for lunch
favourite flavour of doritos lads?
Welsh genocide
prophet mohammed (pabp)
>>222110223I bought my newly purchased first home on a busy main road for £170k
>>222110255right um
>>222110245Debunked.
>>222110166>Canslad has been up since 10pm last night and was going to bed early then this post appearsWAHEYYYY GET THE CANS IN>>222110184Doing UIM like a sperg I hope, lad
*runs in to the thread and makes a nuisance of myself*Come on get riled up you boring twats
>>222110273and you love it no doubt
>>222110281It's my dream home
>>222110273I mean properties are overvalued. No way I am spending £500k on a house that was purchased for 90K in 1980.
>>222110230Alfred was Anglosaxonum Rex
New>>222110294
>>222110275Nope.
>>222110278they are having so much fun !!!
>>222110293They aren't going down again lad
any mid 20s man in?
For me it was a 3 bed ex council house on the south coast for 300k. Mortgage is unpleasant but think it'll prove to have been worth it down the line
>>222110317Wait until the deportations start i've already got money put aside for a holiday home back in England