>muh God edition
Ah lad, osrs uim
>>222110294done that fucking godmong in
how does he ALWAYS make a dogshit OP
>>222110317I will move to another country in Europe. Poland maybe. Have zero connections in this country anyway and it's going to shit.
>>222110331It's his gimmick, lad
making pasta, blogpost over
lots of seethe today
>>222110339poland? grow up
>>222110089All this tells me is that you're a moron and an NPC
Catberge is pisssd off with me because I forgot it was his birthday on Tuesday
>>222110276
>>222110339we’re not letting you in, sorry, ukrainians, jeets and nigerians only
Considering investing in one of those giganto robot dick vapes that produce huge clouds. They were so cool everyone thought people that had them were cool.
picky bits is so reddit
>>222110361>heterogeneous native population>booming economy>affordable housing>no jeets or africansWhat more could you want?
floyd dies: leftypol stop being over dramatic it's just another accidentnowak dies: rorke stop being over dramatic, we've solved your problems. grok is anti woke . brexit happened. labour's stronger on immigration than the tories. anyone still seething over this is insane. just go back to toil and consume more product with wages after toil
This is directed at everyone in this thread: grow up.
>>222110389mate if anything cooked meals for /r/foodporn is redditpicky bits is quintessentially neet cuisine
>>222110412im only 24teen
>>222110367You're a real piece of work. Best get him a fishcake and a bong of catnip and beg forgiveness
you're mentally ill if you watch porn
picky bits for tea
This is directed at everyone in this thread: *cums*
>>222110407are you literally 13 years old? sounds like you weren't even politically aware during the george floyd protests
>>222110393booming economy + stagnating population = jeets and africans
can hear my neighbour pooing
>>222110439Sounds like he isn't even politically aware now to be fair, borderline schizo.
>>222110451Oh no a webm from a BBC jeet twitter account THE COUNTRY IS DOOMED!
>>222110439okay >floyd dies: leftypol stop being over dramatic we're woke now for a grand total of 4 years before trumps' relection point stands
11 officers hurt? Don’t think they have been MATE
>>222110451>stagnating populationirrelevant if people are willing to work. too bad we have a billion people on PIP here because of mental elves. doesn't happen in poland. they've won.
>>222110418Ridiculous age to be at, seek therapy
>>222110468yes. glad you understand
>>222110469>>222110407yankbrainget off tiktok little man
Seething hard right now at everything.Can’t go about my day without getting pissed off at something.
>>222110498not an argument
>>222101222Yeah
>not an argument
>>222110475funny post>>222110476funny post>>222110419funny postEveryone else take notes
i wish I was good enough at tech to get a software to prowl through the archives and find the last /brit/ thread which didn't have the word rorke in it
>>222110475Very clever and original rorke, how do you come up with this stuff?
>>222110539Could probably search for the first instance or rorke and then go one brit back from there. Work smart not hard.
catberg is watching me poo
>>222110317Wait until the deportations start i've already got money put aside for a holiday home back in England.
>>222110551Weird dog>>222110564Gp
>>222110564:/
>>222110565outplayed that cunt
>>222110564another funny postLove to see it
it's hilarious seeing shops slap HIGH PROTEIN on everything and mongs will buy ityou can literally look at the protein per 100g on the back and it's literally the same as non non-high protein marketed version
>>222110564>i'mfucked it haven't you
>>222110596ok
>>222110596*buys this post*
high protein picky bits
>>222110609rattled runt who bought the high protein meal
high protein cider pints
leftypol buying a protein chocolate bar after his gay crossfit workout and thinking he's going to pack on loads of muscle
Ladies and gentlemen, the first post to use the word "Rorke" in the same sense of the word we use today (i.e. excluding Rorke's Drift etc.)The one who started it all.
high protein long egg
dairylea dunkers jumbo tubes why dont they just make them into crisps already
Christina ricci in Casper sex arse
>Fuck off Rorke
>>222110617roaring
Interesting to see the initial meme was "Fuck off Rorke"
Is this rorke in the room with us now?
big indian naturals
High protein sex arse
Watching Addams family, will watch Addams family values afterwards there's nothing that can be done to stop me.
Sharpe was based tbf and Rorke runs a facebook group for it nowadays
>>222110706>muh sharpeFuck off Rorke.
high protein rorke
might watch saving private ryan since it's d-day and that
The last /brit/ thread before Rorke was conceived.https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/37022750
>>222110565Wouldn't work because that implies there isn't a single /brit/ thread after the first rorke which didn't use the word rorke, for all we know there could have been a thread last month where no one said it
do you like my pet ‘fatnigga’
need a film to watch that isn't gay
I should be killed
The first emmayank post?
>>222110743i'd have gone with fatnigger but that's me
>>222110758brokeback mountain
>>222110771can't be, I remember him from 2015 even
>>222110736it's nice to see /brit/ has barely changed at all in a decade
alri
>>222110786um
>>222110795Why would it? We've all been here posting the same bollocks since 2015.
>>222110652are you a woman or a poof/tranny
>>222110814Well except not everyone has been on /brit/ for over a decade
>>222110822Just a weak little pencil neck geek
>>222110786dont think they mean actual horses, toby
thieving robbing bastards
squealing like a raped bame
>>222110841corrrrr imagine this shithole getting blown up by a little green man in a spaceship right now BLAMMO! aha
>>222110847no you’re not stop lying
Hewwo
>>222110841nuke it
>>222110864nuke it
>>222110864grow up
>>222110841would take delight in stomping this little cunt into a paste
>>222110873Not likely *tops you relentlessly*
>>222110886only thing you top is the virgin freak table
im going to commence the preparation of a bacon sandwichpossibly including an egg if i feel zesty
>>222110891footy if it was good
Any of you lads watch Love Island like a proper little nonce?
>>222110900*fwollololoollllop*
trying to wean myself off hardcore porn so I've just had a wank to some nice boobs instead
>>222110938alri lewis capaldi
Waiting for burger king to be delivered. Been eating non stop runtslop since arriving in the city
>>222110956It's the way forward. When you can get your way down to a lovely imagination wank the orgasm is much better, think because your attention is fully on it rather than on the screen. Healthy masturbation habits are a must in this age of sin and vice.
leftypol trying to get chatgpt to write interracial gay sex stories
>>222110956this backfired bigtime for me. i started wanking to candid videos and now i can't go outside without wanting to spaff when i see a girl in leggins with her arse cheeks jiggling when she walks
>>222110979for me it’s the whopper junior
>>222110982yeah it took me a while but I finally realised I have an addiction to porn and began taking steps to break it. Imagination wanks are the ultimate goal, I don't see any point in nofap though
for me it's the 12" mandingo whopper
>>222110998isn't that normal male behaviourunless you meant you were literally close to orgasm just from the sight of a female
>>222111016Yeah nofap is weird, manufactured sexual frustration is only going to cause trouble. Moderation in everything innit
>>222111016i love imagination wankingliterally anything is legal in an imagination wank you'd otherwise see the rozzers for
Someone go to the shops and get me a row of wine gums NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvSgwnh6ZPs
>>222111048son
>>222111048errr
might have been too rude to a guy who almost hit my car and might have scared proto gf off
being gay or not being gay that is the question
>>222111056you ever unwrap them and it's all greens and yellows?
just a massive packet of quavers for lunch
>>222111071I thought girls like it when you're dominant and assertive towards other men
morning chaps
the hickory pulled pork wrap from tesco is a great meal deal option. It's limited edition unfortunately. if sacked tranny were here he'd appreciate my recommendation he likes meal deals
Good morning to the wonderful team. Having a cup of tea. Watched up to episode 21 of Gachiakuta last night. So enjoyable although the arc inside the winged trash beast was a bit slow and felt a bit clunky. Still loving it.
>>222111077A fate worse than death
>>222111105twat!
>>222111133bit rude
>>222111120Does you imagine she's using that scissors to chop of your dick and balls, lad?
>>222111103yeah but i called him a loser for being old and driving a taxi and told him to kill himself
>>222111119highly processed goyslop
>>222111103Sometimes but they don't like to be too scared by it so as with everything with the women it's a very fine line to walk
>>222111119>>222111120>1 second apart
sonion
>>222111119unfortunately I can't eat that because I am vegan
>>222111143yeah you went a bit far there mate ngl
>>222111143
>>222111143her dad was taxi driver. her ex was a taxi driver who was killed by a road rager. i'm a taxi driver with a hard cock and a soft voice
often think the most likely culprit of me crashing my car is that I cannot help but look at women on the pavement. Any even slightly attractive woman I have to ogle her.
>>222111037no but i feel a massive urge to go home and masturbate every time some slutty zoomer walks in front of me
Sir Taxi Driver
>>222111147just can't bloody win can you, I'm not convinced regular pussy is even worth the amount of effort it takes
>>222111111
>the hickory pulled pork wrap from tesco is a great meal deal option
>>222111215this is your brain on porn. You're not supposed to think about wanking when you see a cute girl, you're supposed to think about approaching her
>>222111119Haven't been to a big TESCO in ages but pulled pork sounds nice>>222111142No that's weird but Riyo is cool and pretty I'm planning on getting a figure of her
>>222111240how many lads here have ever approached a girl? i heard most women have never been approached
>>222111241>Riyo is cool and pretty I'm planning on getting a figure of herAlri incel nonce lad
>>222111171idk, we went to lunch later and she didn’t seem to be disturbedproperly not a good idea to apologise for this though
>>222111240yeah you're suppoosed to think about sex or rapekilling. thats biology
*uses my psychic powers to will the economy to crash*
>>222111265Not an incel as I was sexually assaulted by my uncle when I was 3 or 4Not a nonce as I despise children and think they are evilNot a lad as I have a vagina albeit it's shaped like a penis due to a medical condition
>yeah you're suppoosed to think about sex or rapekilling. thats biology
>>222111260/brit/ is full of top shaggers mate
>Humidity: 88%kill the freak sunkill the freak oceankill all weather
>I was sexually assaulted by my uncle when I was 3 or 4
>>222111293>Not a lad as I have a vagina albeit it's shaped like a penis due to a medical condition>>222111293>Not an incel as I was sexually assaulted by my uncle when I was 3 or 4New lore just dropped: spaino was molested as a young lad and thinks this means he had sexAlso it's a medical condition being born male
heres some info, please insult me with it
>>222111316Laugh if you want mate but I was shagging before I started nursery.
Scranurday
sick of being a good person. it's soy and beta and cuckedthink i'll become evil
>>222111336it sounds a bit one sided desu
>>222111338what does your wife look like
have to go out to buy milk cos the one I have now is all sloppy and coagulated
>>222111348rorke, you reset a fallout run if you dip into neutral karmasettle down you good boy
Right, lads. I think I know what Spaino meantHe was the uncle molesting the 4 year old and that's why he hates kids and him being a tranny is why he thinks his willard is a mishapen fanny
the night's televisual offerings. That other match must have been called off due to bad weather or something
>>222111260I don't know how you're supposed to do it these days. When I was at uni I met a few girls by talking to them in clubs but most of the time I met girls through social groups. Since people don't seem to just hang out any in person any more I have no idea how the zoomers are meant to meet each other. Everyone knows the apps are fucked but you're a creep and a weirdo and get shamed on tiktoks if you try to talk to women in any public settings. Glad I met someone a long time ago and locked her down.
>>222111338cor get it scranned
>>222111293>Not an incel as I was sexually assaulted by my uncle when I was 3 or 4Do you think this is why you became a tranny?
nth for the gyaldem
>>222111348become an evil vampire billionaire, girls love that
>>222111260I've never been on a date or asked a girl out or texted a woman or touched a boob. I'm only 33 though so there's still plenty of time for me you understand.
what do you reckon is /brit/'s ratio of under-30s to above-30smaybe about 50:50?
>>222111387No, they are unrelated. Trauma has nothing to do with my gender identity.
My eleven year old daughter is listening to The Sex Pistols and wants a leather jacket how do I stop her from becoming a heroin addict?
>>222111360Sounds like you've acquired free cheese
how do you lot always fall for his terrible bait
tilde is currently wanking what's left of his cock as he imagines getting molested as a kid
Can you help us find Shay-Lee? Shay-Lee, aged 17, was last seen in Parramatta on Friday, 22 May 2026.
Would society be a better place if the government banned dating apps?
>>222111404How traumatized were you when the kids ratted you out for molesting them? Did your vagina-willy shrink or get bigger?
Just got out of the shower 4 minutes ago, already there is sweat dripping down my forehead
>>222111420um
Why are they like this?
>>222111420i would of saved her
drove to argos to buy a USB drive and they didn't have it in stockI knew in advance that argos priced the device at £30.99 whereas it's available for £26 on Amazon but I was willing to pay that extra money for the convenience of picking it up today. Yet for all my efforts they didn't even have it. This is why you can't beat the likes of Amazon. You try to do the right thing supporting a small local retailer like Argos and this is what you get.
hi lads are there any top business CEOs here I have a suggestion
>>222111371>you're a creep and a weirdo and get shamed on tiktoks if you try to talk to women in any public settingsnot true. grow up
Got toil tomorrow quite sick of working Sundays now plus it's a 10 hour shift
>>222111452lets hear it, i have a meeting in 5 so make it quick
@222111445* have, scrotish worm
>>222111424nope
>>222111420i dont understand why they even bother with missing posters when 99% of the time they're deadt. rorke applying his iq bell curve logic to anything else
>>222111424Can't put the genie back into the bottle. Won't reverse hypergamy they'll find another way.
>>222111463grow up
>>222111451i usually click and collect with argos then you're not fucking about in-store, you know its in and its yourshaven't bought anything off amazon in a decade
>>222111420she's getting sprinting lessons from a south sudanese pace merchant.
>>222111451i thought argos kept nothing in store but the magazines you order fromor am I confused
>>222111462right well um now I've forgotten it and *starts farting uncontrollably* oh dear now I'm farting uncontrollably because I've been put on the spot
You could fix a lot of social problems by banning sex before marriage. There's a reason it was banned for 99% of human history.
>>222111481Nice goose
just saw one lad call another lad a scottish worm
>>222111475that was the plan yeah to order it on my phone while sat in the car then go in and get it but when I set the store location it said out of stock, nightmare scenarioamazon are still good. To be honest though I don't like buying stuff like USB drives from them because I feel like a lot of electronic stuff on there runs a risk of being fake
latest Bumble match messaged me at 23:30 last night to which i didn't reply and has messaged me again half an hour ago. i get why mfs get ghosted a lot on the apps now, rather exhausting feeling like you gotta be in constant communication with someone you dont even really know at all
>>222111493*closes the elevator door on you*
>>222110864if humans lived underwater we'd just be calling these things owls
>>222111481where is that
>>222111396Wouldn't being immortal be grim?
>>222111469you like to think of the supreme individual designing these things by choice but that's a cope and a myth. behaviour is shaped and controlled by social convention and institutionpeople are rats in a cage. you change the environment you change the behaviour
Got two catbergs asleep in the window bless them.
know an indian fella called turdesh
West Ham overlord has been found to be a nonce
>>222111495Reckon they'd just bring back brothels but for both genders then nobody would ever get married they'd all just be paying to shag and working full time jobs
>>222111503yeah? save if for someone who isn't tormented by their own shortcomings every time they are reminded that people have success on apps
>>222111503ktim but texting at all i am horribly dogshit at text communication all emails at work give me the impression i’m gonna get executed
>>222111528need one named turdshit pronto
>Searching for posts that contain ‘"nth for the gyaldem"’. 1957 results found.>Searching for posts that contain ‘"nth for the baddiedem"’. 1174 results found.
mad how shit tea is without milk
>>222111523now that's a wall
need to get back into Hades II to finish the romance options for Eris and Nemesiscan't be arsed though
>>222111567very bayerish post
>>222111543but you're so charming and charismatic? who wouldn't want to talk to you?
well i went to uni in 2008 and didn't shag once
>>222111519Could be the case yeah
Neighbour is bizarrely burning frankincense and/or myrrh it smells the exact same as the one they do in church
>>222111503now imagine you're a bird with 10+ conversations at any given time. part time job
Rorke discussing how to prevent others from having sex on his incel forum
>>222111587bluds 36
>>222111587ktimmers except it was 2011 for me. Had I bothered to leave my dorm room and not dropped out I reckon I could have shagged and become a normie but as it happened I mentally collapsed the moment I got there, gave up, then dropped out
>>222111591filthy archosaur
rorke straight up just stroking his shit rn
>>222111628rorke a freak fo' dat
is tinder for shagger and bumble for homely men. isnt there another big one
>>222111570trvke nukem
medical weed is on average £80 for 10g thats NOT cheaper than black market
>>222111659Hinge is for getting banned before you even get your profile finished
rorke SENTENCED TO DEATH after FEDERAL POLICE catch him with illegal LONG EGGS in his possession
>>222111672scream, very Rorkian
well?
dunno why everyone’s hyped for the wc you’re gonna be asleep for all the 2am matches
>>222111672why's that
>>222111705what about the not 2am matches
>>222111678LONG EGGS have been a blight on our society for far too long and this community can now begin to heal without Rorke infesting us. May he rot in hell.
>>222111693clearly alvin
gone trvklear
>>222111705I'm the poster who gets up at 01:30am for my 4am toil so there's a good chance I'll be up and out of bed for all the matches as I wake up at that time even on my days off.
neighbourbergs doing the loud music in the backyard all night thing again
>>222111693
>>222111693simon's getting pure teeth
Stop making SENSE
>>222111739join in then?
unfortunately I’m an ugly weird freak so dating apps won’t work for me
>>222111735so you'll miss the 9pm and midnight matches
>>222111763not my problem!
simply have absolutely no idea what to say to a woman I've never met and find the experience excruciating
>>222111763ktimor leste
Just topped up the birds' food they eat so much but I like supporting them I'm an RSPB member
>>222111672how the fuck did you manage that you turbo sperg?
bad mums
Bad day to be a cup of tea and entire pack of choccie hobnobbers
>>222111670you don't know what you're talking about
>>222111789bit of air came out of my nose
im 35 so impossible for me to use dating apps, the very presence of a 35 year old man on a dating app is instant ick
>>222111799What are characteristics you deem desirable in a mate? I am asking so I can will myself into taking on those characteristics btw
cheesy michael
>>222111799Royal society for the preservation of balls
>>222111825just looked at medicann and alternaleaf what are your sources
>>222111799did you rspb is the only bird organisation in the world that says you should let cats go outside and roam. every other country in the world recommends against that because it damages bird habitats but this country just loves sucking off cats so much that they look at the evidence and say actually no cats should be allowed outside to rape and pillage
>>222111828just lie about your age
sucking a starmix
>>222111828Plenty of fat single mothers with terrible debt and worse impulse control looking for a provider in that age bracket
siri launch tinder and set the age range to 30-50and disable safety protocols
>>222111828no just imply that you have money
>>222111843my m8 who's got a prescription and lets me help him pick which ones he's going to order
>>222111842scream
>>222111772for sure, I'm in bed well before then every night
>>222111845well cats are cuter than birds so case closed pipe down
done my washing upchill for a bit then do some cooking i think
>>222111856supermix for me currently x
Get by with a little help from my friends
>>222111894>>222111894>>222111894
>>222111845catberg is a provider and loves to bring me dead birds :)
>>222111845the evidence is bullshit anyway. nonsense fantasies about cats killing a trillion birds every day, when humans are the ones wiping out birds and all wildlife
The only reason I know it's the weekend is because it's when I get zero emails in my inbox informing me that I in fact did not land the job then I click on the time thing to check the day of the week
>>222111802no idea. i made the account, then i put my pictures on, then it said was was banned.i have a feeling it's because i had an account before under a different phone number so maybe they thought i was gaming the system
