lion edition
eaten a packet of sainsbury's own brand prawn cocktail crisps just then
mad how my whole perspective on life changes if I just go for a really long walk through the woods every day
lend me the power I need to defeat my enemies
scran is on the way
niggers black niggers
Bums leaking again
>>222123999arse sub edition
>that famous techno dj peggy guOH NO OH NO OH NONONONONO TECHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLMAO
is there a good video on the lego scandal thing i can watch?haven't been able to keep up with much lately and want to save it for later. no idea what it's about.
>>222123999majestic beasts shouldn't be kept in cages
>>222124033does it ever come to mind during one of these walks that your life a gay porn?
>>222124042Thank you for funding your local rape gang!
diego not sleeping tonight
SIR HAROLD OF KANE
>>222124046let this be a warning to all gay faggots
>>222124055ever gone to a zoo?(i haven't but if you have you can't talk)
>>222124033walking is boring as fuck
just used AI to help me create a resume
Sir Peggy Gu
>>222124052calling it the lego scandal is a shame, it's a mormon scandal
arse stinks bloody nora
>>222124062for me it's hannah cain of the england national team
>>222124026you're from sainsburys
>>222124084KNIGHTED FOR SERVICES TO... TECHNOOOOOOOOOOOOlooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
>>222124071Chester zoo on a school trip once. remember the orangutan fella covering himself in a sack to hide from everyone
>>222124096well i don't know what it's about, do i?just know it involves lego.
>>222124117probably lives a life of unimaginable pain and anguish
the lads
rorke mateyou're doing everyone's fucking nut injust pack it the fuck in
>>222124057No problem
>>222124148when does jobs get the exoskeleton when all the rest of them are dead too
>>222124148imagine saving this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBqV23kifcg
>>222124187um p Diddy isn't dead
I'm brown and I've never tried vindaloo
>>222124194i didn't. i copied and pasted it from another thread. mad?
>>222124194imagine not
Don't find Dua Lipa particularly sexxooShe's objectively attractive but just lacks soul, probably the brown eyes
>>222124225the worlds skinniest arse
>>222124241Dua Lipa streetview
>>222124241its the gypsy genes
>>222124241must be mental to be gay
>>222124241her pits are elite
>>222124241It's the fridge body as well. She has literally 0 curves.
>>222124225put your arse away rubes
ASMR sleepwank on the cards
WHAT SHOULD I BE DOING RIGHT NOW. I'M JUST SITTING HERE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>222124055some have to be because poachers hunt them to supply chinks with medicine
>>222124252she doesn't look like a gypsy at all, they have indian genes which is totally different to Dua Lipa's phenotype
>>222124225LOOKS LIKE A BUM! HEY DIEGO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HAHA
>>222124288oh shut up you boring bastard
>scotland wasting all their xg on a friendlyit's a marathon not a spring dumbarses
>>222124241nigga talking about "soul" newsflash nigga! everybody wants to scran her arse!
WHEN GAMERS UNIT AND RISE WILL NEVER BE OPPRESSED AGAINGAMER PRIDEGAMER PRIDEGAMER PRIDE
>>222124300no, if you're gonna be racist at least be accurate about it
thank your local pigeons today
>>222124304hope they see this bro
>>222124304fucking jocks
>>>/pol/536534812
>>222124314this is what the establishment fears
>>222124276GO TO BED(like me i'ma bout to do it haha)>>222124304that's what we say in techno clubs as wellfor instance when penny gu comes on we all say "it's a marathon not a sprint to her techno set"
how can she slap
Haiti had a little bit of an earthquake
>>222124225
>>222124310Bare fax
jk better start talking....
getting the poop in
considering moving to poland.my salary would be much lower but i reckon it would be worth it as long as i don't come back hereplenty of people speak english in warsaw, reckon i could settle down there
we're all atlantids yeah?
Right you cunts it's drinking time
eating bulk forming foods that promote gut motility
>>222124390Harry Potter and the chamber of gas.
>>222124401what you gona do for toil
>>222124401oh how ironic that a brit wants to move to poland now LOL
Smoking the "nigga" cart
>>222124401got a decent techno scene there but they rarely have peggy gu playing... so swings and roundabouts innit>>222124406wutdrinking time ended ages agobed time now
Any elephants in?
>>222124402>The Atlantid race or North-Atlantid is an obsolete racial classification of human beings based on a now-disproven theory of biological race>now-disproven theory of biological race>now-disproven
rorke mate, give it a rest
>>222124425>bed time nowAre you twelve years old
nth for the holodem
>>222124428....yh
>>222124411a fellow pooer i see
>>222124412
midnight oven pizza for me cos im losing control of my life
>>222124310lol
>>222124422programming. i have a job here, it pays VERY well since i got it before the AI shit. i'm looking at 40% less in poland>>222124423i've always wanted to get out. couldn't get a green card for america. was looking at nordic countries but don't like the climate and they have more immigrants than we do now
>>222124390Yer a nazi harry
>>222124434do fat yanks really struggle to go up that
>midnightrussian bots confirmed
>>222124466is this something to be ashamed about?
>>222124434What a man...
a 'bab is on the cards
>>222124402Celtic-Saxon me
>>222124482yeah its too late to be eating pizza in the smelly flat
>>222124470itll be wiped out by AI anyway. best learn to wipe arses
>>222124476I used to shop at a store where the owner was this obese guy who told me he was having his legs amputated because of diabetes.
>>222124390i can't tell if GDR or Nazi Germany
>>222124476a lot of americans are extremely sedentary because of the car culture over there, they never walk
>>222124495Corr get it scranned
>>222124470norway has more immigrants than the UK?
drinking peroni listening to jazz and crying
cody: i'm a soccer guy now. that's my thing, dude.
doing an invasion of volga nzhny
is the archbishop of banterbury in?
>>222124057Racist prick
Buffy the Darkie Slayer
>>222123999that is an tiger i think <3
diego has shut up hasnt hestupid cat ugly cunt
>>222124517It's going to be a fine night tonightIt's going to be a fine day tomorrow
>>222124472its a stazi socialistpotter was a stazi all along...maybe umbridge was right
>>222124535ok
take off your trousers you filthy slag
got a turkish mate who selects "white" on the dating apps but has the category hiddenhe says it stops him being filtered outbizarre world we live in
cor
plan for next weekSunday: Cinema to see the christophers and then tea with ma and paMonday: ToilTuesday: ToilWednesday: ToilThursday: hospital appointment and toilFriday: Toil and after toil beers with the toileaguesSaturday: World cup party
>umbridgeused to go mine for copper there
>>222124412*Hermione Granger and the Chamber of Gas
Sir Harry Kane
How's my boycott of delivery apps going? Week 1's just been smashed. Didn't even flinch. Restore Britain.
rorke loves his chicken tikka sandwich spread
>>222124541not everyday see a level of humilation as what you did earlier with your peggy gu nonsense lmao
>>222124513I meant, either the climate was bad (norway, finland) or they had more immigrants than us (sweden).
>>222124562some of them are, it sounds like he's not?
>>222124569Which shithole
>>222124601dunno he looks about as white as any italian, greek or spaniard
spin-off of the sopranos called the christophers
>>222124586is australia littered with cctv like here? i bet it would be easier to run away over there. 0 chance here
>>222124586
>>222124597pipe down you fanny
>>222124581You think that's funny don't you. Some news for you sunshine: it's not
dunno how to feel about turks really, never met one
>>222124507GDR"Grenztruppen" on the sleeve
>>222124624bruh im so sorry for you lmaostate of youplease leave the house one day
Turkish women are slags when they live in the west
tankierorke expecting people to know the nomenclature of german border guards
any life seeping through their fingers man in?
I’m need to smell Emma Watson’s farts.
Slagzilla
watching a cute vid
>>222124618it is really mad we just have to pretend women and men have the same physical strength because some single child in uni decided they were
slagowittz
Isabella Sermon sexarse
>>222124569meanwhile up north
there's this band called Editors and the singer basically just sounds like a budget version of the Interpol singermad that
any real human beings in?
>>222124679nobody thinks that spastic
bj slagowitz
>>222124628they’re chuds
>>222124704Looking around mate and I can't find the person who asked
>>222124679female officers do have their uses though, they tend to be less aggressive and are better at de-escalating a situationbut when it goes tits up yeah they're useless
>>222124694a girl like these would tell me to kill myself if she found out i only have 2 mates who live nearby
>>222124701You could purchase a literal palace for that much in some American states
hello everynyan
>>222124738>rorke discovers location affects housing prices
>>222124725look over there mate, there's one!*everyone runs away when your back is turned*
Slaggenstein
>>222124754how are you?fine, thank you
>>222124276read a book nigga
anyone know what the secret to happiness is?
>>222124759Yeah good one mate good one now do one haha just kidding not really
is anyone else ChatGPT not working on iPhone!!!?
>>222124658Love tomboy Emma, would have devoured her pussy and asshole for days
>>222124772can't tell you, it's a secret
>>222124754haii
>>222124701Now that's corr.
just ate my pasta then burped
Slagopolis
rorke: muslamics are nonce rapistsleftypol: reform voters are nonce rapistsinterpol: anyone with any information on the whereabouts of child spree rapekiller diarmaid o'shaughnessy please get in touch
>>222124799Liverpool's name in ancient times
not a single tradesman in all of /brit/ besides the swede chimney man
it’s ok to be white
Ethnic stereotypes among students at the University of Paris c.1200 AD, according to Jacques de Vitry
You cannot suffer in America
>>222124792haiii
>>222124807Smirk
>>222124829Pleasant bunch
Y'all ever try that sweet crystal??
>>222124840this and a 60 IQ mesoamerican wife for me
yo cody hop on concord
>>222124840Similar houses in my state cost $2 million
>>222124833>>>222124792get the bums out for the lads get the bums out for the lads get the bums out get the bums out get the bums out for the lads
scarecrows at the impound
>>222124840> The average annual salary in Harrisville, WV, sits at approximately $52,897Not bad
Sup mulatto
>>222124871n the obese, milkin welfare
>>222124630The NVA had more Nazi aesthetics oddly, even using a Nazi designed helmet too
>>222124887Is that SA2?
>>222124840>zestimate
liberalism made cleaveage so common that women have to walk around with their arse out to get attention. in 50 years women will hang their fanny lips out and get brazilian fanny lip expansions and call you a perv if they catch you staring
https://youtu.be/EFGQmU_Uph0?si=fi0RR9Cp5WN5zTYtis this really gonna be shilled as 'the hit' on Cameron Winter's 2nd album?surely not
>>222124586lmao female cops are the ultimate test of a society. It's basically the state saying they expect you to acquiesce/surrender on principle
rorke seething that all races are getting along in harmony in London the so called “warzone”
>>222124908if you want it to be
>>222124931More like the wogzone
>>222124919went to a $50k a year private school btw
>>222124931Sportsgoys
>>222124833why do shiny boots make my willard hard?
>>222124931i don't see any nordics or abos here
>>222124931clarks me prefer
Fifty thousand people used to live here
>>222124882Would slurp
really dont think im ready for a relationship
>>222124969now it's a nogzone
>>222124984patriot
>>222124986Just dive in
>>222124882very practical for weeing on the street at the end of the night
>>222124969>>222125003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pcmCQbj1AE
Sticking a crocodile clip on the end of my frenum and wiring it to a 9 volt battery
>>222124897WV is cheap because there's no jobs and no one wants to live there
Football used to be about local lads representing their area through the sport. Now it's about billionaire clubs owned by foreign investors importing mainly Africans and others that are paid hundreds of thousands every week to promote whatever message the powers that be want to push (eg. gay rights, black rights). Worst of all this, the footie mongs keep watching and supporting this through season tickets which costs thousands of pounds every year, because they can't live without it (despite how ridiculous it is now). Footie mongs are the worst. They are the most brainwashed sheep in this country. At least religious people worship something divine. Footie mongs idolise people kicking a ball around and justify footballer's insane wages for doing so. They are scum and represent everything wrong with modern society.
>>222124882what if they had a little poo stain that they missed with the toilet paper
>>222125016kys
>>222125016I want to live there
Got this theory that the reason time feels like it's going by quickly nowadays is because we all subconsciously feel that we've been "robbed" of some portion of our lives due to the corona lockdowns and all thatEveryone feels like they've lost some time, whether it's a few months or a year or two. It gnaws away at us, that feeling of not having had the liberty to live our lives, and so we're all collectively in a permanent state of time scarcity
>>222125003or in my mouth
>>222124950well aware he's a giga tarq also a very blessed songwriter
>>22212496919-year old game
>>222124406
>>222124999feel overwhelmed
>>222125023Least football is real unlike religion
>>222125058Didn't need to hear this
arse!
the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate
might regress to being a baby
gna647 (Topic Creator)16 years ago#5"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth.But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse.To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory.Outgunned.Outnumbered.Out of our minds.On a suicide mission.But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us.For this.Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves.We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth.With vigour in our hearts and one goal in sight:We. Will. Kill him."
what is the liberal middle class part of manchetser and liverpool?
scroteland v bollocklivia
>>222125030Shut your bitch ass up Kody>>222125037No you don't. You would hate it there. Extremely hot and humid during summer. Nothing to do. No jobs. Hit hard by the two-punch globalism that destroyed the local economy, and then brought deadly drugs in to numb the pain of poverty.
saw a blue alien peeking his head out from behind the employees only section of the grocery store
75 year old father whose going into a care home said he's wasted his lifeJust fucking despair inducing
>>222124950so what
>>222125132ktwbm
>>222124694would go in every day just to say hello to her
>>222124919this is utter dogshitfuck all melody, just playing random chords and doing a thom yorke impressionredditors and music journalists are really trying to shill this trust fund baby as the next big musician of our times or summat
>>222125068That only gets worse. Rip the bandaid off.
https://youtu.be/euX_8PYBvr4?si=sQI_TlMdpilZ8kL1
hey nowyou’re a rorkestar
MY FUCKING CHATGPT APP IS BROKEN!!!!!
>>222124737that asian is fit and based
>>222125058Grim
>>222125132ktim in 50 years
might get around to doing all the things I missed out on. birthday parties, teenage love etc. will be weird as a 34 year old but it's now or never
If you have actual skills West Virginia is a great place to live and you could get a decent job in a week. The nu-male is stuck to about 15 states, or rather cities.
wish i was a young woman in the olden days getting raped by an invading army
>>222125177screaming runtish ape
>>222125150I would advise against it. The shopfu always seems happy to see even though she previously rejected me.
>>222125132that sounds like pointless narcissism, worse even than the narcissism of oldfags who think they'll live forever or the world won't continue without them
>>222125199i don't that sounds quite horrifying
>>222125163The Tate mansion appears to be 3 sheds and a regular 2 story house somewhere in Romania.
really love this style of clothing
i dont know how to play pool or snooker or darts
>>222125230grow up
tried watching videos on plane crashes but got bored, they're all the same. day starts normally and then something happens and the pilots scream "huoargh" and then everyone dies
Leftypol siding with the bugs only to have his brain eaten
>>222125230that's because you have the same soul as a rapist from mumbai
>>222125230brown hands
>>222125259gay
*squeals like a pig*
In earnestness, every techfag in america deserves to be replaced by a pajeet
>>222125265yes, and?
>>222125132thats really sad, im sorry. best thing you can do is visit him as often as you can to try and cheer him up somehow.
>>222125249Screaming
>>222125230Seen many at a couple of festivals I've been to recently. The best is when I'm just sitting on the grass in front of a stage and one of them walks in front of me with her friends and just stands there.
>>222125249video "content" tends to be voyeuristic engagement-farming crap, barely above serial killer wankthe more interesting cases to read about are ones where some poorly designed part of the interface or the systems means the pilots are behaving properly but the plane crashes anyway
i'm a woman but i got assigned male at birth by a bungling doctor
any really unsatisfied with their life man in?
eating shite
>>222125155https://youtu.be/25WNG0VAZJw?si=VZsgcIocTlWZwPzJhe can write bops as well he's going full leonard cohen LARP mode next album though, kinda grim
>>222125287Just hope he remembers me for long enough before the inevitable
>>222125300it's even better when a guy plays with her arse
>>222125356you're a gay freak mate
horny indian spam
I reckon I’m going to have to ease up on my no poo policy for Emmaposting. Only posting about farts is way too limiting. Posting about poo allows me to be way more creative with my posts.
>>222125356poop comes out of there
>>222125379seems reasonable
i deserve sex
if i dont get sex society will pay
>>222125379This will have to be run by the pooposting board first you understand?
>>222125412>>222125420Escorts
if knobs could fly Rorke's mouth would be an airport
>>222125379This might be a turning point in /brit/ history.
>>222125344its alright i guessi thought we were past the age of pretentious indie wank but he clearly has quite a stacked viral marketing team
>>222125435ok let me rephrase iti deserve sex i don't have to pay for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jlG0yK5PIM
theres rorke, and theres RORKE
NICE N SLEAZY DOES IT
Rorke: The Years of Bed
>erm being heterosexual means your indianState of the benders in /brit/
>>222125379why not just post about something else
just got home from toil haha guess who's got toil tomorrow haha
>>222125489Alright Father?
>>222125489Not me that's for certain
>>222125489Haha don't forget to set that alarm haha lol
might get the eggs on
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>222125267Schlommy Robinstein
>>222125514putting them in the air friar?
imagining a world without the 'mass
No rorke you can't fry air, stop making things up
>>222125547>>222125547>>222125547put all your zingers in here lads!
omds he's on one
>>222125576
>>222125576well done fuckhead
Janny bodied that freak
janman merked that cunt
>>222125576he's fucking done you m8
New>>222125565
janny you are playing in my face nigga how is that spamming/flooding omds you little neek it was one thread
>>222125576quickdraw
>>222125249scr
