Smoke cigarettes edition
>Sunday is named after the Sun >Sun>DayI never realised
>>222125650>Sunday>It's cloudy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
just not on is it jannyi'll have your arse
Lovely Asian thighs sub edition
not a huge fan of life
saturdays without snl uk just feel so empty
>>222125650the sun is what is symbolized by christian halos. the same thing was done with images of roman emperors
>>222125708that's why vice exists and is mostly legal.
>>222125708It’s a horror game.
Lovely white cheeks sub sub edition
is it safe to post in here...
>>222125716Doctor who used to air Saturdays, used to go to my mates house to watch them
>>222125732no.
>>222125705>>222125730pajeet tier vulgarity, doesn't belong here>>222125734excellent post
>>222125732oh, yes, very, very, very, safe, so, safe, in, fact.
people are strange, when you're a rorkester, faces look ugly, when you poo screamwomen seem wicked, when you're an incel, streets are uneven, and filled with browns
>>222125732noooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ.....m̷̼͙̦͉̫̻̩̟̠̥̝͙̏̿̇͛̊͂͘ͅÿ̴̢̫͉̪̔̇͑͑͆̈̇̾̚͠͠ ̷͚͚̘͚̉́́́͛͜ͅl̵͍̘͖̼͈̳̙͇̏ĭ̸̢͚̗̟̖̂̀̈́̽́̈́̐̒̈͌̚͜ͅf̸̠͐̈́̿̿̈́͘ȩ̸̰͍͇̣̻̜͉̬̞̥̳̙̀͜͝ ̷̨̛͎̜͕̗͕͊̂̒̓̏́͊̉̈́a̶̦͍̯͙̳̬̭͐̽͐́̐̈́̑̑̿̍̏ ̴̨̨̥̥̘̻̟̝̯̯̯͖̳͂͗ģ̷̧̯̥͍͍̯̺̞͙̮͑̾̆̀̂͛̇͘͘͝ä̴̯͍̭͇̝̠̹̱̣́̃͊̓̽̍͆͑ͅy̷̢̧̡̢͚̘̖̘̤̫̙͂͗̔̕ ̷̘͙̖̦͓̣̰̫͎͊p̶͓̣͈̔̽̓͝o̸̧̧̟̦̤̗̖͒͒͛̈́̆́͝ͅͅr̶͉̤̟̟̓̆̓͋̓͑̂͌̏̊̕͝n̸͆̀̏̐̚͝ͅͅ
England won sooooo
So this is rorke
why is this general so pornbrainedive never seen a picture of a woman and thought "i must share this on 4chan in a thread full of men to make their cocks hard that would be perfect"
>>222125782it's coming home
>>222125760Talk and your Legos and your artificial vagina Bryceton.
Thoughts?
skyrim quest npcs always wander off and leave me by myself in the wilderness. fucking rude
>>222125761Um...
>>222125792Because you're not normal
HOT WHEELS BEAT THAT
I still calls them Czechoslovakia let alone this Czechia nonsense
I must be rorke
>>222125792autistic incels/redditors/trannies/third worlders have flooded this placethey're all coombrained retards so obviously they need to spam their coombait and porn fetishes for the rest of us to report
just found a dead rat under my deskmy cat is going outside and killing rats and bringing them insidethat's rat number three or four now, he's fucking terrorising me
>>222125833love are Buster
I just rorke up
>>222125803living the dream
>>222125857teach that little runt a lesson
>>222125857better dead than alive though
#3 for me
Let's have a conversation with just us men, no women
>>222125734
>>222125887Good boy schlommy
Napoleon wasn’t short. That was British propaganda. He was actually 5’7 which was TALL for the time. You’ve all been lied to
>>222125901cute slippers
>>222125905alright then *leaves the room*
He did this yesterday as well. Must be pretty bad already.
>>222125905We've been doing that for years mate lol
>>222125920Midge
mumberg and sister watching blade runner downstairs, neither of them has the slightest clue whats going on despite watching attentively for the past hour
/pol/yank replying to himselfhe shouldn't have fingers
>>222125921lol geys always point out something in a picture of a girl that i didn't even see, like her foot wear or a picture on her wall
>>222125915it’s giving stink lines *manicure emoji*
>>222125939Foids can't possibly begin to comprehend high cinema, why do they even bother pretending
I've watched 6 films todayThe Simpsons movieAddams family Addams family values Nothing but troubleBigOver your dead body New record for me I think. Living my life to it's fullest potential evidently.
>>222125939imagine if we were mates. I'd be sat downstairs on the sofa with your sister haha
>>222125939The visuals alone make it worth a watch, which they are surely appreciating
they should make a movie about my life
>>222125940
>Foids can't possibly begin to comprehend high cinema
>>222125975They already made The Virgin Diaries back in 2002
>>222125975they make them all the time on the gay section of pornhub
>>222125970I'd be fingering his mum under the blanket. A quiet schlicking sound and a musty aged and unloved pussy smell emanating throughout the room
sneezing
have been throwing rats into the water
>>222125994i mean he's right
>>222125959sounds like projection to me
>i mean he's right
>>222125994sick fit
>>222124055me reminiscing on my incel life trapped in my bedroom
>>222126014I don't mind if you think I'm gay. Are you cute?
scotland scored a lot of goals there but honestly every single one of those chances gets cut out by decent keeper/defence 90% of the time. we're in for a humbling
>>222126001older women do that grunt thing they dowe'd all know (im also his mate, his sisters pulling me off under the communal blanket)
>>222125887Yes of course they are. Marcus Rashford is English for example.
>blade runner>high cinema
>>222126007They're expert swimmers
April 22, 2024, fire at the Ghazipur garbage mountain in East Delhi, Delhi National Capital Region, India.The photo of the dogs sitting in front of the huge bonfire looks like the start of a post-apocalyptic, Disney, animated animal adventure.
>>222125995great response, factually correct, done him>>222125999boring, contrived, uncouth
>>222125994Baited for this exact response Got you strung like a puppet dancing to my tune
>>222126033Seen Bolivia's team tonight described as 'ramshackle'. Pretty damning.
mental how many of my friendships and other relationships i have ruined
>>222126017he is. hatting me is not going to change that
>>222126017dunelmm
>>222126053i need to do better really
>>222126033didn't watch it but it made scottish dadberg happier than i ever could
>Baited for this exact response >Got you strung like a puppet dancing to my tune>he is. hatting me is not going to change that
>>222126097I didn't say he's white, I said he's English.
really do need to stop the "im gay" tic
>bad because popular
>>222126109>If he doesn't play Minecraft, Dwarf Fortress or bothbro really tried to include this oh my days what da fuuuuuk lool
>>222125650wait until you hear about monday
>>222126116had this years ago from the idubbbz im gay cliphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajlkhFnz8eo
>>222126116KTIMdo it all the time especially when I remember a cringe or embarrassing memory
Found out that the pain in my groin could be a inguinal hernia, I fucking hope not.
Construction niggas LOST
>>222126165Could be vagina rot?
i need sex
Expressing myself creativity through the medium of paint, song, and music atm
Men owe me moneyWomen owe me sex
>>222126143Well it's not MoonDay, so that one is more understandable
i have relationships with womenand sex with men
got the sosij on
>>222126165It's fuckedParent had one? My dad and grandad had it so odds are I will too at some point
what the fuck am i supposed to be doing at this moment. whats the point of it all. im a young man. a young man for god's sake
poo scre
any of you know how to taper off the booze to minimize the effects of withdrawals and paws
>>222126240dunno lol
>>222126240*looks at covid for 2 seconds before awkwardly looking away and pretending I didnt*
Melanie phillips
>>222126240So true!
>>222126253
>>222126229Turns out my father had just had surgery for one a couple of months ago.
>>222126249Best speak to the doctors really. They can give you a schedule and prescribe you diazepam to ease withdrawal and stop your legs exploding
Monkey family I saw on abandoned building in Japan :)
Slagland
>>222126240not anymore, half the people don't even vote and the ones that do just roll over and accept it when the politicians they voted for do the exact opposite of what they promised
>>222126289why would anyone abandon those monkeys up there. terrible people
the dead out number the living by about 11:1
mad that italy is:consistently voted the most beautiful country in the worldconsistently voted the best cuisine in the worldconsistently voted the most attractive women AND men in the worldthe seat of the roman empirethe seat of the catholic church (not a catholic but it's still cool)the birthplace of the european renaissancehistorically home to wonderful artistshome to an entertaining football leaguea place where you can buy a home for 1 euroand more
Listen I've got to go out for a couple of hours, would you mind looking after my fit virgin 18 year old niece for me?Cheers
embarrassing that the uk is:consistently voted the most ugly country in the worldconsistently voted the worst cuisine in the worldconsistently voted the least attractive women AND men in the worldthe seat of the evil british empirethe seat of the anglican church (not a protestant and I never will be)a place dragged kicking and screaming into the european renaissancehistorically home to artists that are inferior to the continenthome to an oil money football league with shite refsa place where you can buy a condemned deanobox for 400kand more
for me it USA
>>222126282It's not looking good m8
in bed, asmr on, bum out
>>222126289Saw a video once of a Japanese hunter who had snared one of those monkeys and just calmly walked up to it and with a knife this size of an arm plunged it right into its chest. Poor thing looked taken aback.
tired
>>222126311Meloni is getting the biomass imported so all that's going away
got the foreskin cream on
mad that italy is:consistently voted the most beautiful country in the worldconsistently voted the best cuisine in the worldconsistently voted the most attractive women AND men in the worldthe seat of the roman empirethe seat of the catholic church (not a catholic but it's still cool)the birthplace of the european renaissancehistorically home to wonderful artistshome to an entertaining football leaguea place where you can buy a home for 1 euroand moreembarrassing that the uk is:consistently voted the most ugly country in the worldconsistently voted the worst cuisine in the worldconsistently voted the least attractive women AND men in the worldthe seat of the evil british empirethe seat of the anglican church (not a protestant and I never will be)a place dragged kicking and screaming into the european renaissancehistorically home to artists that are inferior to the continenthome to an oil money football league with shite refsa place where you can buy a condemned deanobox for 400kand morerorke: Upside, inside outShe's livin' la vida locaShe'll push and pull you downLivin' la vida loca
Blud has a linguine hernia
>>222126347You need backshots
>>222126347why x
What are your thoughts on my newly purchased first home on a busy main road?
>>222126358estridente
>>222126336peng.
>>222126371personally i would have bought a house on a side street or cul-de-sac
doing an IMG_1142 face
>>222126339reckon i should just rope myself?
My wife keeps pissing on the front door matI think she's got onomatopoeia
Tokyo sky tree. Wow the iPhone produces some nice photos!
>>222126334>consistently voted the least attractive women AND men in the worldbollocks
cul-de-blacked
>>222126358not really mad at all is it now FUCK OFF
>>222126343Who hunts monkeys they actually eat monkeys?
>>222126371personally i wouldn't have done that. i'm happy with my newly purchased first home on a quiet suburban grove
>>222126376are u going to move back here
>>222126371Dual lane or just a busy town road?
>>222126311it's a nice country to visit, don't think I'd ever live there though like most EU countries it has A LOT of problems bubbling under the surface
>>222126410the reason? british genes. british genes cause human to be fat and evil munters with asymmetrical face that are recessed and pale think skin that wrinkles and ages quickly
This bloke was walking his bloody cat!
what's up /brit/ how's it foing
rorkoshima stabbing monkey-san like it's nanimonai
really need to stop watching instagram reels and comparing my life to others
Rorke BTFO
Got some wicked step mum step daughter lesbian porn if you want to see it
>>222126442british genes posterwhy do you do it
>>222126396Nah just gets you a month off work but you'll probably feel like shitFrom what I remember when my dad had it he was like bed bound and throwing up and shit
>>222126450IT'S A FUCKIN EMU
>>222126438this pic would get you a lot of updoots on reddit
>>222126466the musical?
>>222126442true we are the real orcs and goblins not russians
>>222126484The adult sex video
>>222126276she mindraped you
>>222126466They made that stuff illegal mate
>>222126466Can't, I'm on the wagon
>>222126466Lets see it
>>222126495dont be watching that stuff its not good for your brain
>>222126442its actually insane how ugly we british are, honestly we must be gods cruel joke
>>222126424The latter
sick to death of woke, going to sleep
>>222126419Think it was a medical science monkey that had escaped.
thinking about making certain edits to wikipedia then think that someone could revert them and it makes me anxious so I postpone it indefinitely further fueling anxiety
>>222126547https://vocaroo.com/1mqlmF1xUqwX
Mad how there wouldn't be a single african or asian in europe if britian didn't chimp out and declare war on germany
Eating shit
>>222126343>Poor thing looked taken aback
hate it when people do a rating out of 10 then they start adding decimal points. just rate out of 100 instead of saying 7.3/10
Mental how the modern UK is basically paradise if you're a young, rich, hedonistic shagger who just wants to bang slags, do drugs, consume the goyslop, and have absolutely no intention to get married or start a familyYour life is a buffet. The women here are highly promiscuous, there's loads of opportunities to party and travel, endless comfort and entertainment, you're rich and don't have to deal with the drudgery of life and can pay for convenienceJust gym, party, travel, consume, have sex with fit birds, repeat until you die
>>222126567https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog
yeah?
>>222126593fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>222126583mad how israel wouldn't exist if germany didn't chimp out and try to invade half of europe
>>222126607what does that post have to do with britfeel?
>>222126593mental is it?
>>222126603>>>/int/cum
>The United States vs. Daniel Larson>58 mins longTonights viewing has been established.
>>222126621yh
right thats 900 calories of sausage down the goblet
having a little chimp out in my chair right now
>>222126603what's gordon ramsay doing in there?
What supermarkets sell nibbles? Asda and Morrisons have literally nothign. I want a tray or tub of little assorted crackery things you put out at partiesfucking mental that nobody is selling this stuff
>>222126603Heil Trump nigga
>>222126567do they auto revert editsi would correct spelling/grammer quite often but dont do it in case it's a waste of time
>>222126653M&S picky bits you uncultured ape
>>222126594Wtf did you guys know about these beasts? Mental
hate hate hate when mongs here talk about politics
>>222126635how mfs be moving one hour after installing grindr
got my ChatGPT working again having some great discussions with my pal gpt
>>222126653sasinsbruy were doing 8 fro 3 quid picky buts
>>222126626I seriously hope he didn't get raped in prison
>>222126664son, I am pear
>>222126653maybe ask the care bames to wipe your arse whilst you're at it
Lads help me do a weekly shopping listSo far I've got:BaconFrozen mixed vegCereal Milk
>>222126653You want to look in the picky bits aisle
>>222126593>The women here are highly promiscuousNot even remotely true, they're extremely picky
>>222126558Doesn't make sense, why'd he kill it then
>>222126704like the bits
>>222126676You can always tell they're in a fucking massive strop when they do it and expect everyone to take their posts extremely seriously
>>222126707probably had aids or something :(
>>222126692Frozen blueberries QuinoaSoya milk Vaseline
>>222126704bizarre cope
lil Rorke, no!
>>222126718elton needs a doctor
mad how thing i just made up in my head poo and piss
>kylie ireland>look her up>not actually irishhow is that allowed
>>222126692beyond meat burgerquorn minceoat milkvegan troutb12 supplementcialisgourd
>>222126711Screaming
>>222126736the droids will correct him
The entire country should be legally required to kill me on sight
eating gourd
>>222126736me own focken son... a transphobe...
axcreeaing
>>222126736
>>222126692washing up llquidspringtoilet onionsaluminium duckporridge foil
>>222126743>>222126724>Soy milk>Oat milkGaylords
Horrible fat cunt I am I need one of you to come beat me up for being fat
i'm the only intelligent person in the world
>>222126753>>222126772Only acceptable use (apart from celebrity porn) for generative AI
>>222126781>porridgeNot a bad shout that
>>222126758will i be punished in the future for how much i enjoy videos of these lads making mistakes
>>222126780feel sad about his life and what he became
Civil war by 2040 I reckon
>>222126812yeahrorke's bradleysc or whatever
>>222126786You're the one that has it in your shopping list you big massive homer sexual
>>222126819thought that came out in 2016
>>222126721now i get it
>>222126819The UK nor any other European countries will have civil war
>>222126812they'll come for you, make no mistake. they'll be relentless and will not stop
Lee Gunner is a wigger and he gives off very noncey vibes
>>222126812Already being punished so might as well make the most of it
>>222126819between whom?
>>222126780Once touted as britains most talented actor, look at him now.
rhun ap iorwerth i have faith in you please don’t let me down
>>222126840I'M GOOD
what should i wank to x
>>222126812find it sad that they seem to have some built in kill switch which activates when they hit the deck
>>222126817He's not wrong. Maybe he's going about it in a way that isn't constructive, but there's nothing good going on with that flag.
She won
>>222126849well yeah he is a nonce he was talking to a 14 year old fan of his on Instagram asking him to send pics of his girlfriend to him
>>222126893Me x
im irish
>>222126871who?
>>222126913https://voca.ro/14LLjupvm3xU
>>222126901
the watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJLMCpsB8v0
>>222126916sir david jason
I’ve had Sky for well over 10 years now and I’m paying a whopping £133 a month now…although to be fair I’ve been more than happy with it until now.My package includes Sky Q with multi room upstairs, Sky Signature, Netflix Premium, and Ultrafast broadband. I’m also paying extra for Ultimate TV package, Sky HD, and Ultra HD Like most however we almost exclusively watch Netflix and Disney Plus Premium (which I pay for separately yearly) and very very rarely watch live tv now. The only reason we were keeping Sky was the convenience and all the HBO content but with the launch of HBO max I’m wondering if I’m better off just getting a couple of Apple TVs and sticking with premium Disney, Netflix and now HBO?I take it all the new changes mean that shows like House of the Dragon won’t be coming to direct to Sky anymore? So my only options are to watch it in standard def with ads through Sky on HBO Max or get a premium subscription direct through HBO?
>>222126901won what?
>>222126893Fond memories of lost loves, awkward experimentation and teenage flings.
>>222126780https://youtu.be/S-M0BOzttdg
>>222126736Chud son :crying_emoji:
>>222126926imagine getting a toothy suckjob from this nigga
>>222126937Nonce allegations locked and loaded ready to blast into the press the second he dies
>>222126943>£133 a month for tv? in 2026
>>222126916laurence fox. I thought he was the coolest thing ever in Lewis
nth for the gyaldem
>>222126955for me its the jav anal analysts
>>222126943Shan't be baited into raging at the financially illiterate slop gobbling retards over on reddit
>>222126948gold
>>222127004/s
>>222127001Oh yeah that's a good option too
Not getting political but when I see street interviews with reform voters it genuinely makes me depressed.
femboy milking stations
/brit/ is a predominantly liberal general, but why?
>>222126948my tribute
refusing to message the "fwb"i shall be alone forever
Last time I was at my mum's they'd made it so if you watched a show or film on demand that you couldn't fast forward through the adverts. You'd have to be a particular type of masochist to subject yourself to that. You'd also have to be a particular type of idiot to pay £1500 a year to watch TV. Never ceases to amaze me how thick the average member of the public is.
>>222127069*rapes you to death at 1000000 mph*
milking my peanits
>>222127069How is it?
>>222127069rupert murdoch on a mad one
tbf its hard to blame toilbergs for hiring the cheap bames init, we'd all be doing the same thing
>>222127098rorke feels intimidated by /brit/
leftypol partaking in a bit of sarcasmrorke chucking saars down a chasm
>>222127087i assume live tv is mostly over 40s at this point
>The Zizians are an informal group of rationalists allegedly involved in six violent deaths in the United States, three in 2022 and three in 2025. The term Zizians derives from the name of Ziz LaSota, who is sometimes characterized as their leader. The Zizians do not use this name or consider themselves to have a clearly identified leader, or even to be members of a group. They advocate a distinctive ideology including anarchism, veganism, and the notion that the hemispheres of the brain can have distinct genders and conflicting interests. They have been widely described as a cult.Just a big scary bloke then isn't he
>>222127022Tbf she only one cause of the age bracket increase and petrosian being injured
>>222127108boring, pointless webm
>>222127108
starmer could join the sas and get a six pack and then get subbed on in extra time to score a winning goal in the world cup final then go and cure cancer on the rocket journey up to the moon in order to plant an england flag (not british) and then detonate an emp tuned to the frequency that shatters all non-caucasian skulls in britain and most blokes would go nah
>>222127126>the notion that the hemispheres of the brain can have distinct gendersScreaming
>>222127126>>>/int/cum
>>222127132cute lad
>>222127130bizarre cope
FONT
>>222127134he's an emotional man
>>222127098Ceaseless rorke posting This invalid freak >>222127092 always posting about rapeTotal denial of reality that contradicts liberalism having any validity Pro immigration threadPro lgbt thread
the lads
*tickles your ear*
>>222127173
>>222127159love them all so so much
>>222127159ktim
Eteri's babes were robbed, I was robbed of my quad spammers. Like Sharteta robbed me and the gooners of european victory>>222127146I was supporting Alysa on the night but it's true
>>222127136fact check: he's already done all of this
>>222127138I guess his female brain hemisphere is separate from his psycho killer hemisphere
>>222127184you're a creep who's obsessing over a dead girl who never knew you
>>222127276I'm just a fan, why are you pressed at facts. Eteri's babes were sweeping competitions for a decade. The scandal involving Valieva, competitive dynamics regarding Olympic qualification and the best Russian skater had injury troubles all worked in Alyssa failure. Petrosian of 4 years ago would've won gold but 3 Russian skaters were ahead of her at the time
