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>@nypost: Donald Trump's crackdown on H1B visa abuse sends Dallas home prices way down umm BASED department
What did we think of Metokur's stream
>>222133520he's done this bit about 5 or 6 times now and nothing ever comes of it but dumb bovine cattle like yourself continue to fall for it
>>222133540don't be mad cause jeets are only increasing in canada, lil buddy.
>>222133431
I like it when you take a shit and it's comically stinky
>>222133559was he black why'd he love chiggen so much anyways
>>222133559Last good meme to come out of /mu/
>don't be mad cause jeets are only increasing in canada, lil buddy.
Can't stop addicted to the poz loads
>>222133582The best is at work. I always take a big shit and sit there for 30 minutes without flushing, mainly so they can't say I'm just sitting there on my phone. Getting paid to shit is the best.
My toenail hurts and pus is coming out of it
>why were video games in the past actually good?idk lets check in on the doom guy dunking on retarded commies and troonkin
>>222133584He just loved food, which is why he got so fat before he died
>>222133633When that happened to me my mom gave me some anti-fungal medicine and it worked
Will be visiting Grandpappy in the hospital with my Aunt on Sunday evening
>>222133642Woke alert
Finding a church to go to mass for is too easy. These are all within 5-25 minutes walking distance. What a treat.
>>222133720>St. Mary's BasilicaHighly highly recommend going to this one, or at least poking your head in so you can see the stunningly beautiful interior
will women really fuck you if your above 6'0 or is it just a meme?
>>222133753It makes it easier but tall incels exist too
Leftists who nerd out about Vikings, Celtic music, Ancient Greek philosophy, or anything to do with European history & culture confuse me so much. It’s like, “Otters are my favorite animals :) I can’t wait for them all to go extinct :))”
>>222133768Dumb post
>>222133753I'm 6'2 and girls wouldn't even give me the time of day
>>222133772seething leftoid
>>222133753Yes, of course. I'm 6'2" and coulda had probably every girl in school (if I weren't dating my gf)
>>222133732Oh yeah I’m aware. I’ve lived in Krakow before. I’ve been to that church quite a few times. I’m trying to visit the ones I haven’t seen now. Might start going to mass a few times a week to see them all.
>>222133777>>222133768has it ever occured to you that they choose to get into things specifically to keep people like yourself and anyone else who's normal away from them?of course you haven't because your dumb fat amerimutt retard
>>222133777diggies
lads I am considerably /druk/
>>222133584>Morrison: Scottish name>fried chicken: invented by Scots
>>222133811umm that would be against the DEEPLY held leftoid virtues of TOLERANCE and you certainly aren't calling your fellow leftists hypocrites, are you?
>>222133811>to keep people like yourself and anyone else who's normal away from them?I mean yeah, they do try to keep normal people away from these activities, but they fail because leftists are fat dysgenic pieces of shit who can't do anything right, and also don't own or even know European history
>>222133825>Scottish cuisine
>>222133865Corr scran
>>222133796Oh I see, have fun!I am very grateful to have spent 7 days in Krakow myself. It's so gorgeous
>>222133830Actually, Karl Popper says that liberals must be intolerant of intolerance in order to maintain tolerance, which means liberal fascism is the only way to be tolerant in the long run
>>222133882gosh that's awfully convenient libs are the only ones who don't have to be tolerant, innit
How about Karl Poppers and he argues that you must have gay sex to be straight
>>222133904Why did you rename him to Poppers
>>222133720Jewish religion for mind-controlling goycattleDemolish those churches and replace them with gay bars
chugged some wine and now I feel like Im going to vomit violenty
Thought u wuz cool poppers but ur actually just an ANUS
>>222133925>chugging wineWHY
>>222133914don't worry poland is in nato so that will happen soon
How about Karl Popper's Penguins
>>222133926here's the pic you wanted
Poppers before wine, you’re fine! Wine before poppers…
>>222133939that canadian who moved to pooland for the heckin trad values will be so sad to find it's just the next stage of globohomo
i'm trans and gay but just for this month
>>222133936to get drunk, you ignorant slut
In Krakow the strip clubs are extremely dangerous. They lure tourists there, get them to buy a drink, charge them the equivalent of hundreds of dollars for it, then beat their ass if they refuse to pay.For some reason law enforcement hasn't cracked down on it
>>222133951I’m a Pole for Pride season
>>222133963I don’t know why anyone would go to a strip club. You can be a faggot simp sending money to e-girls from the comfort of your own home, if so inclined
>>222133947kinda hard to rhyme with wine actually, in a way that makes sense at least
>>222133999I love wine and that's just fine.I bought all the wine, it's all mine mine mine!
>>222133987It's for men who are too scared to hire a prostitute I wonder what the etiquette is for cumming during a lap dance
>>222133942Dyin' at this one
>>222133999Wine before wine, you’re on cloud nine. However, wine before wine, and you’ll feel divine
>>222133999Almost as hard as rolling trips innit
>wifi is dial-up slow for no reason
thought twatter was gonna die when Elon fired ~80% of the twitter workfarce?
Orange fool
townsends did nothing wrong. Stop bullying my autistic rev war cook
>>222134056nah I've been on a roll with the trips tonight>>222133777>>222133999BOTH ME, Bateman shines upon me. The real question is will /cum/ get the 22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 get?
Awake at 4am
>>222134116Based
>>222134116Grow up
>>222133949should have went to belarusthe big luka doesn't tolerate such things
>>222134116its 1:45 ackshually
>>222134115>will /cum/ getno cum sucks at getting got
I have work In two hours
get get get get got got got got blood rush to my head we hot box
>>222134168i'm at work right now and i have 5 more hours to go
There's a rule of thumb for mutts:1. Are you more than 80% of X? You're X.2. Elsewise take the lowest ranking race your partially of, you're that race.So for example a half Asian half White is Asian, half Indian half Chinese is Indian and half Black half Indian is...well idk about that last one. terrible at least
>>222134115That will certainly be one the GETs of all time
i'm half german and half irish
Just finished watching Jurassic World. Man that white woman was hot as fuck
>>222134238wonder how long it takes int to get about a hundy thousand posts these days. maybe end of day tomorrow?
>>222134256she married a jew
>>222134256She's not as hot as you
>>222134267Ok>>222134276I'm obese
i'm half chinese and half trans
I think I'm getting fatter, my tits seem bigger
We live in a society
honestly this is kind of a good idea. people are so atomized these days
boy tf u want?!
my mom looks so much hotter with glassesShould i tell her?
>>222134432no, now go away
>>222134263Went to check getwatcher and just found out it shut down a couple months agorip
>>222134432yes, also tell her to have sex with me please and thank you
This is the year
>>222134069>when Elon fired ~80% of the twittersemi-related: a lot of the silicone valley firings happening right now are because a lot of places have way way way too many employees and have been looking for an excuse to shed themAI is stealin muh jerbs is the excuse needed.
Which one would you get for pride month?
>>222134632>burger kinglmao IMAGINE even stepping foot in there
>>222134632two bottoms would make the burger easier to eat
>>222134632im a bottom so that one I guess
0 F = extremely cold100 F = extremely hot0 C = kinda chilly100 C = you're dead Conclusion: centigrade is a scale created by complete morons
A cardinal is singing
Back from church. It was really beautiful
>>222134365Riled why
>>222134632They should do a poo burger for priDEMONth
>>222135653Come back assholeYou betrayed our king
>>222136162The only King I owe allegiance to is Jesus Christ
>>222135653*rolls eyes*
>>222135653The nuns there all have lesbian sex
on the loos and their lies by martinder luthel.
if i come to AmeriKKKa will i get lots of huggies and lots of kisses?
imagine the smell.....
At what age did you discover dawn > night?
>Consume toxic growth hormone induced food items that causes massive weight gain and diabetes that make you gain massive titties and stomach and brapper>After working 12 hours daily, 7 days a week with no paid leave or vacation days. Send half of your Paycheck to Israel cause thats what a true redblooded american braphog do and they muh greatest ally>Larp as Irish/Norwegian cause half of your big ass brapper traces its heritage back to Germany >Dies at age of 39 either from diabetes related health issues or OD from fentanylSuch is the life of the American. Why are they like this?
Playing music for church The singer has a good voice but sings things at the wrong time
>>222138320Playing music with your big brapper?
>>222136208Render unto Chuck that which is Chuck’s
anyone has got the video of George Floyd tweaking in the grocery store
i feel like looking at some liminal spaces on reddit today
It's so wild in the old days how if there was a famine they'd send half the population away to settle somewhere else
>>222134116Good.
Zeus and Typhon, at Katakekaumene
Morning cum is not poppin
>>222138997Niggas is sleep, fuck you thougt
I'm pooping crap out of my butt
>>222139027It's the day of the lord they should be awake
fuck
I started a new Rome Total War campaign and started reading about the Gauls. Their culture was ancient. Their metalworking the envy of even the Romans. But they had no written language and their history was passed down through the Druids, a priestly caste who had to memorize the story of the peoples history. This seems a horrible way of preserving information. All it takes in one guy to misremember one passage and the whole history of a people has been changed forever. I tried to look at them as equals to the Romans because whatever their faults, they made Caesar work for every god damn inch he took from them. But I just can't. They weren't on the same level and couldn't even build cities that didn't look like huge villages. They were great at many things, but Rome shits on them in the end
>>222139799I mean, I assume it wasn’t passed down from one guy to another. I’m sure there were tons of Druids around at the same time like any other priestly class.
>>222139992Yet and still. It's like the telephone game but for your people's entire history. Playing fast and loose with the past like that isn't good
so if an eBay buyer decides to combine four items with separate shipping, the seller still has to print one label and combine them all into a package even if we're losing money by doing so. I just gave away two Pokemon cards for free because someone bought four at the same time.
Holy shit I made the perfect pot of coffee. It's just as strong as I like
Real coffee should be totally opaque. If you can see through it, it ain't coffee.
>>222140015I need to start selling shit on depoop
>>222140052they must be doing well to afford all those youtube ad spots.
I'm lactose intolerant apparently. I have been drinking milk all wee, some days with cookies some days with tea biscuits. But yesterday I chugged an entire glass and I was up all night with painful gas and stomach bloating, it felt like my stomach was gonna explode, literally, like it was bloated and tight, I only managed to eat the equivalent of 2 hours sleep on and off until the blinding pain woke me up
>>222140119This happened to my brother which makes me think I have the same problem
>>222140142Dude, take if from your boy. Stay away from milf if you even think you might have lactose intolerance. Do yourself a fucking favor. Funny thing is though I can eat cheese and ice cream and dairy products till the cows come home. But straight up milk is like poison to me
a friendly black woman told me how to cure my dandruff
>>222140119Could be lactose intolerance yeah. I think there are pills for it
>>222140229Lemme tell you a couple a three things. I've known I'm lactose intolerant up to a point for years. I tried Lactaid, the lactose free milks, the almond milks etc. ALL that shitbgave me gas and stomach knots. All of it. I say this to say that I doubt these pills you speak of would be worth two tugs of a dead dog's cock.
is this a blackpipo thread? why is everyone in here lactose intolerant?
>Gacy committed all of his known murders inside his ranch-style house. Typically, he would lure a victim to his home and dupe them into donning handcuffs on the pretext of demonstrating a magic trick. He would then rape and torture his captive before killing his victim by either asphyxiation or strangulation with a garrote. Twenty-six victims were buried in the crawl space of his home, and three were buried elsewhere on his property; four were discarded in the Des Plaines River.>Gacy had previously been convicted in 1968 of the sodomy of a teenage boy in Waterloo, Iowa, and was sentenced to ten years' imprisonment, but served eighteen months. He murdered his first victim in 1972, had murdered twice more by the end of 1975, and murdered at least thirty victims after his divorce from his second wife in 1976. The investigation into the disappearance of Des Plaines teenager Robert Piest led to Gacy's arrest on December 21, 1978Ten years for sodomy. We used to be a real country.
>>222140371>BlackpipoLactose intolerance is highly common among Hispanics, affecting an estimated 50-80%
>>222140312Huh could there be other things going on? GI issues can be weird. I have the 'tism and some gut issues (apparently that's common), though they've gotten a lot better since I started eating better and getting like 80oz of water, 30+g of fiber, and naturally probiotic foods every day
Mornin sunshine
>>222140455being ESL makes you lactose intolerant?
>>222140435Usually they didn't use sodomy laws (especially with that kind of sentence) against adult men having consensual sex in private. In 1968 if someone was serving prison time for sodomy it was probably sexual assault, CSA/statutory rape, and/or incest or something else fucked up.
>>222140478Brother, I'm a fiber machine. I drink enough water daily to flood the Oxus and I consume so much fiber I shit fully completed Cashmere Sweaters. The problem, I think, is that when you liquify stuff like almonds or you remove the lactose from milk, your intestines don't know how to process it so they start acting up
>>222140435>government cannot be trusted with legal torture against these peoplefuck this gay earth
>>222139043So glad to see good osts are still made hereBravo
>>222140556Wrong. How do you think movies like Cruisin got made. They used to lock up faggots
Time for a glass of Kedem™ grape juice.
>>222140842Stop shilling your Jewish business
>>222140664The statutes were on the books but like I said they weren't enforced often unless something else got the state's attention. If it was in public they sometimes prosecuted that too. Or via a sting
>>222140854This isn't your general, boychik. You can't tell me what to do, you have no power here
>>222141139FACT CHECK: false
>>222141187So what does that mean? You have a picture of someone holding a Canadian passport. Big deal, Stanislauzwsciecw
>>222141187America outranks Canada do you still can't tell him what to do
The sons of the Prophet are fierce men, we're told And quite unaccustomed to fearAnd the bravest by far in the ranks of the ShahWas Abdul Abulbul Amir
>>222141222Ive posted my dwarfs many times before while I was in Canada so here.>>222141244Dual citizenship > American citizenship
guys check the calendar RIGHT NOW
>>222141345>citizenshipYou're dreaming Nothing trumps (no pun intended) American citizenship
>>222141139ביסטו אויך א ייד?
>>222141372Dual citizenship when one of them IS US citizenship.
>>222141414No, that actually DIMINISHES the American citizenship. >>222141406Don't speak 539, mate. Just like the grape juice
Would women rather date an obese man with a food addiction or a coomer man with a porn addiction
>>222141604Depends on how rich the fat guy is or how good looking the coomer is>>222141489>>222141489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_hLck-qZK8
>>222141619theyre both mid looking and wealthy
citizen kane's ship
I like the USA mostly because there are a lot of good/nice people there from my travels (except LA fuck that entire city). The nature is beautiful too. Not a fan of the globohomo government thobeit
Kebab Pizza looks delicious
I like Poland because they tried to send a rocket to the sun
You ever notice that missiles and bombs are shaped like dicks
I’m the best looking guy in this plasma donation clinic
>>222141187fat fuck
I deserve this
>>222142063At night, no less
>>222142164Uh
>>222142155Im eating kielbasa lays you jelly?
>adulting
>>222142155Also I’m not fat I’m just at the start of my cutting phase. My biceps are juicy.
Kiki has grown into quite the young woman
>one of the most mild may/junes america has ever seen>europeans are saying they are experiencing DANGEROUS heat at world cup practices actually, genuinely, pathetic.
Interviewed at Starbucks. The stupid cunt store manager who also looked butt ugly made me wait 20 minutes. Then the interview was a bunch of retarded overly corporate questions for a cafe. Just got the rejection email Idgi she complained about being super short staffed, How can I make her life hellish? Thinking of somehow placing a bunch of fake super long orders then cancel them
>>222142388why do you have a gross stretch mark did you roid
>>222142432My skin is weaker than my muscles. I think it’s because I really like baths. I take like 2 baths a day and soak in it. So my skins mad dry all day.
>>222142419> one of the most mild may/junes america has ever seenLiar
>>222142089vagina shaped bombs wouldn't fly well
>>222142466say walahi bro
>>222142463i nooticed your reply didnt say "yes i did roid" nor "no i didnt roid" it just answered a question i didnt ask
>>222142419All the online yuropigs who won't be coming to the world cup are complaining about all things related to it lmao faggots
Goddamn Minnesotan Somalians
>>222142482I was mauled by a bear as a teen if you must know.
Night shift workers be like
>>222142528lol
Girls just wanna have fun
>american beaches
In Europe, 80° is seen as life threatening heat. All the Europoors at the World Cup are gonna find out it gets into the triple digits in LA in the summer
>>222142621They played in Qatar, shut up
>>222142566Told a chick that once after we slept together for the first time when she asked me about it. I thought she would know it’s a joke. An hour or so later we were laying in bed still and she blurted out „ I can’t believe you were attacked by a bear, how horrible! „ . I almost died of laughter.
>brazilian beaches
>Apezillian cockridingAs usual
Yo which way is north
>>222142760up your butt and around the corner
>>222142760How many times a day do you brap you braphog?
hello cumbums
currently retardmaxxing bros
>>222142658They always think a character building event is horrible
DUUUUUUHHHHHHRRRRR
>>222142958im to retarded to retardmax
Thought my 501st boys was my day-one shooters
People in the Europines are happy, whereas people in the Americ are sad.
thingus wingus
Why are computer chairs so expensive?
>>222143286It's all marketing. Just buy a regular chair
Say walahi bro
>>222143378please don't use that song, it's my culture and religion.
Say wasabi
>>222143409Had no clue it was a song its just an ironic meme making fun of people who say that
>>222143361They had regular folding chairs at target but still like 100 doll hairs
I watches a video of a group of men who paid money to watch a woman eat dinner live. The war of the s xes is over. Foids won.
>>222143439Say walahi
>>222142424similar thing happened to me recently at a store in the mall, he claimed to have four open spots on a 15 man night crew but never got a call back. he also mentioned that he had been filling in for a couple overnighters on top of his 2-10 closing shift, but still no response.
get on your knees and lick the sole of my shoo
>>222143570no!
>>222143439Look on Craigslist or fb marketplace Or just cruise around often people put chairs out on the curb
>>222143741>Or just cruise around often people put chairs out on the curbYeah I was wondering if hotels might leave their chairs out
It's 10 am. Do you know where your siblings are?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gl9w-1aqjQgood video
>>222143991No. Don't really care either
eating ramen
DAY 67
>>222143991i dont have siblings
>>222140435Conservatism was replaced by neoconservatism which is pro-sodomy, pro-feminism, pro-jewry, and pro-immigration.
Thanks guys I had a healthy sleepYou're some pals
When our democracy collapses and we become an Empire, what should the flag look like? I think it should look like this.
i would vote for senator armtrong if he ran
>>222141489>that actually DIMINISHES the American citizenshiphow?
>>222144307>evangelicals
>>222144353Or if you'd rather maintain the color schema
is this too much to ask for?
Muslim converts = guys that got bulliedOrthodox converts = racists that got bulliedCatholics converts = chronically onlineNon-denominational Christian converts = recovering addict or destroyed brain with drugs (maybe both)Jewish converts = insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ-5_I15gEgUP UP UP
>>222144428huh?
>>222144307He's ugly.
>>222144444
How do I get into Warhammer
>>222144516Don't. It's a waste of time and money you could spend doing literally anything else.
>>222144444truthnuke with quints
>>222144444Chizzecked
Sprinkle some crack on him and let’s get out of here
If you got no money honey we got what you need huggghn
Sorry officer, I didn’t know I couldn’t do that
Chapelle stand up was gold
>>222144702Well now you know!
>>222144740Not as good as Bill Burr
L'homme orange killed stand up
YouYou got what I need
But you say he just a friend
>>222144538What else should I look into?
>watching Polish cop soap opera>one episode murderer is a Ukrainian woman who pretends to be a devout orthodox babuszka>another episode murderer is a gay rich guyI love this country
Louis CK is the best
>>222144882>What else should I look into?Literature, education, etc. If you're more artistically inclined writing, painting, and drawing is easy to get into and isn't expensive.
Can't stand when so called reputable websites write articles based on reddit comments
>>222144946Don't forget anal sex with Asian ladyboys
The guy who invented the "progress flag" is a cishet white male who staunchly defends his copyright and throws hissy fits when others make variants, like the one with the intersex symbol on it, all to collect royalties whenever you buy a flag or a pin with his design on it. He has claimed to be queer and non-binary when defending his actions, but he is known only to date cis women and was always strictly male-presenting.
>>222144998seems based to me
I just realized that I bought a box with 8 packs of gum, but the box is designed to fit 9 boxes, but it even says on the box that it has 8 packs. Clown world
>>222144998>The guy who invented the "progress flag" is a cishet white male who staunchly defends his copyright and throws hissy fits when others make variantsThat's because he's literally a 4chan troll in for the long con and making money off of it, the "progress pride" flag originated on /pol/.
Couldn't find my cat for a few hours, I'm not one to panic so I didn't. She finally came out to chow down on some delicious cat food.
>>222144998based
>>222144998american as apple pie
>>222144882making warhammer mini games
>>222145116This happened to me and it was literally hiding in the lining under the couch
Hello chaps.
>>222144824Bill Burr is a castrated cuck now. Chapelle was light-years better than Bill Burr. That's why Bill never had his own show
>>222144858Nah the left killed standup. They don't want you to laugh at anything or anyone and will attack you if you do
>>222145174>Bill Burr is a castrated cuck nowTrue sadly>That's why Bill never had his own showHe did, he had F is For Family which is a surprisingly great series and arguably the last great adult sitcom apart from Smiling Friends.
Not responding to tripfags ever lol kill yourself
>>222145174I'm more of a Bert Kreischer guy myself
>>222145215>>222145217Do you like this song?https://youtu.be/S9FHb13G7q8
sex is a human right and women have denied me so
don't forget to do your bussy kegels so you don't end up like a gaped homo after your twink death
Red Sox vs Yankees game is delayed again because of rain, Blumpf's faggot NWS said it was supposed to be sunny and 85 in the Bronx today
>>222145276Not really
>>222145299And all the other boys TRY TO CHASE ME
i remember when the bronx was ghetto and affordable
for me?pooing
>>222145341The Boogie Down? What's it like now?
>>222145282You whine about this every single day that you draw breath man.
>>222145341Where do all the poor people in nyc live then
>>222145371Do you like this song?https://youtu.be/iJyd9Dx6o94
>>222145402The Bronx
>>222145444But he just said..
>>222145402underground
Happy 6/7 day
Will you be allowed in the field of reeds?
Egyptians believed each person had seven "souls"
>>222145299>Blaming Trump for the weatherTDS
Egyptian women peed standing up and Egyptian men squatted to pee
>>222145410No
NEW>>222145495
>>222145625Not that anon but you were clearly implying Trump was somehow involved for the weather. I'll have to agree with the TDS diagnosis
>>222145625NWSDS