BEAN edition
ok everyone remake your posts so we can carry onfucking janitor. takes the fucking piss.
OP really likes his mr bean
so... mummy is going on a cruise?
feeding time part duex
lied about having a gf award
mushy peas
Sex 11: Sexo with velma
Janny only gave me a warning yesterday for messing with /isr/. He's alri in my book
>>222146630get them flown to zante for the summer
janny deleting a thread for being two posts earlyyou just know he was the neek in school who reminded the teacher about homework
>>222146625...yh
>>222146630how are horses so hale without eating meat
There was only 15 episodes of Mr bean ever created
£19what a kike
Peng
>>222146654they are going to Coachella
>>222146630why do they eat haynot very tasty or nutritous yet they can grow huge muscles and run fast
life? boring mate
>>222146679would fuck that deer.
is the janny lurking / posting here or these early threads get reported? they get nuked surprisingly fast. HE IS HERE probably. what do you think?it is disgusting to think some stinky janny who works for FREE might be reading my post.
>burnham supporters turning on him for numerous u-turns>polling going down and looking more likely that reform could win the by-election>streeting already pussied outHe won.
>>222146648My childhood friend got 3 day banned for posting against China today
>tfw you will never be a Cody from a boring state but makes enough money from his regional trucking firm and few other small businesses to live in a McMansion with his soccer mon wife, own several sports cars, a boat and a light aircraft to fly around for leisure and business meetings
>>222146578love mr. bean
>Following an address by Joseph Bazalgette, the Royal party toured the works and reservoirs, and the Prince then turned the wheel which started the engines and, as the Illustrated London News observed, "a sensible vibration was felt throughout the building, showing that the enormous beams, lifting-rods and flywheels were in operation."[3]
>you got a problem with capitalism?
>>222146679telling you that you need to spend your money on real things and not furry porn postersreally, really, really, please heed their warning.
>>222146578Funny
>>222146697
do they really
>>222146661good question, been asking my missus the same for yonks >>222146688it finally grass season so they’re happy, this is just complimentary
>>222146715we were made for deeper things
>>222146710LOL I heckin love China though
so many foreign flags in this thread, CAN YOU ALL FUCK RIGHT OFF
>>222146748brad scrm
>>222146737i need it
>>222146757One day they're gonna fuck you up
>>222146679>draw foid legs>call it a boywhat happened to flat is justice?
Ariana Grande officially serves cunt at first night of Eternal Sunshine tour
giggling like a retard
do you remember a single black or muslim in the entire mr. bean series? surprised he hasn't been canceled for the lack of representation.
>>222146760Bodied that creep
>>222146786i'm AMAB and have legs like that
>>222146788don’t care never will send the bill
>>222146760KO
>>222146800It was all pre-Blair
>>222146800yeah and honestly i'm no fan of them either but what mr. bean called them in front of their families was not on
thinking about almond joys, mounds, peppermint patties, butterfingers, cadbury creme eggs, snickers bars, mars bars, hershey’s bars (and kisses), three musketeers bars, mr. goodbar bars, reese’s cups (and pieces), m&ms, kit kats, etc.
boiled that crisp
*enters thread*
>>222146763
horses belong in the wild west
>some psycho is outside screaming at the top of lungs that he's jesus againI am fucking tired of all the schizos coming into London.Half the time they have regional accents. We're literally importing these cunts. Put them all in an asylum in a soundproof room.
OMG YAAASS NET ZEROWE ARE SAVING THE PLANET
the 22nd is windrush day lads get it in the calendar x
>>222146778nah, just show em respect and they won’t hurt you
early reports coming in that rorke, 34 has been found dead in his smeggy childhood bedroom
>>222146857brappp
>>222146880won’t comment until we know the full story
>>222146879OK I believe youYou're lucky to have them
>>222146797just reminded me of THAT webm
That's 25,803 steps walked today team. About 20 km, and about 1,200 kcal burnt. It lush
>>222146880his gastrointestinal tract? completely filled with black cum
any ooportunities for unkilled british men to work aborad
some cows farted now the world’s ending
>>222146857even this flatters us desuOn paper we've cut emissions by 50% from peak but really it's 20% we've just offshored the most pollutive industries to thirdie countries whilst patting ourselves on the back
THAT WAS SO CUNTY you can hear that heel click on the railing omg
>>222146923and losing british jobs for british people in the process
>>222146920Nah I think they only take the killed ones
i look saxon as fuck. 100% redcoat ancestry.
>>222146847diego on a maddone
>>222146830Don't eat any of them me
>>222146940aye
34… he was a fuckin kid
>>222146903what webm
>>222146929she was insane for that
din din with gf
How would you describe your sex life?
how do i work aborad no quals no skills
>>222146920What's the seasonal agriculture in europe like? Go pick some berries or summat
rorke falling into the rape dimension
>>222146929scr
>>222146967N/A
>>222146967all the gear and no idea
>>222146902they are lovely little things
>>222146965Good god imagine ripping that dress right off her and fucking her sopping wet hole
nth for the gyaldem
does this look like askreddit to you?
the dream
Based Swedelad with his feel good posts
>>222146967The art of the deal
>>222146967theoretical, abstract, not aligned with actuality
Got my knob out sat on the balcony
>>222146847world government should buy up a new island and send all the smackheads there and see if they come up with australia again
man.. this may get me downvoted but i hate when bisexual women use women as a last resort or someone to fall back on when their relationships with men don’t work out :/// as a lesbian it really sucks to hear that we’re the second best option
did i ever tell you guys i once met an anglo-jewish girl named summer? crazy stuff man
anybody here workong aborad
>>222147004You''re fit but my God, don't you just know it
mum hates me because I spunked my inheritance my grandad left me.
>>222146962https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780611135532804.mp4
Your dad posts on /Britfeel/ and your mum posts on Brit/Pol/
*surreptitiously dials 02228074718*
>>222147004EW mogs them all
>>222147069your teeth should be ground against a brick wall until they're perfectly smoove
>>222147052never understood bender entitlement like yeh obviously a bender is going to be the back up option when the natural instinct as humans is to cock in pussy sexo cum cum cum make babies
>>222147069>opens webm>see it's that dead girl you're creepily simping over>closes webm
>>222147062*raises paw*
>>222147078can i fill your colon with urine
I've never had a black friend :(There were never any in my school
>>222147058based love foreign shitholes
>>222147043excellent idea
>>222147022bgp
>>222147103Homosexuality is a mental disorder
>>222147120lucky :(
Peak Norf genes found in America.
Is bean the most jeet coded character ever? Constantly scams everything and always tries to find shortcuts
so this is rorke
>>222147137Can't you go shit up some other general
>>222147069she had such lovely boobieswhat a shame
roarkhe in shambles
>>222147151no this ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o
right well I meant to write vgp but I suppose bgp could also work (bloody good post)
>>222147152this didn't even make me flinch is it an age thing? do you lose your ability to be scared at a certain age?
pissed in the bucket again. watered it down and put it on my compost heap.
>>222147161did he yeah
>>222147156I'm speaking from experience. Even when I was convinced that I was gay, I understood the absurdity of what it is I was doing, it would thud loudly in my mind like a bomb going off
>>222147174it is our mission to raise the vibrations in this place
>>222147137the problem is anyone worth listening to already knows that, so you're basically just baiting benders who can't accept the fact
>>222147194mmph what elseeeee~
>>222147152>.giffuck off
>>222147151lol
>>222146967extinctaltho maybe that implies i ever had one in the first placenearly 40 and never had sex with a owomannever been made to cum by a woman
>>222147152i've been through so much shit and seen so much shit that i didn't even flinch a little bit
>>222146896me when I'm bladee and I got given a little wooden horse
>>222147066you're sounding like my sister when she tried to make me cringe>>222147094in your dreams brookie
Bought a magic card on eBay but forgot I had already bought it on cardmarket the day before
phwoar look at that
>>222147202>t. haptic sensor in my phone
>>222147194isn't piss bad for plants?
>>222147234its pickle rick
>>222147161I have a hunch that this may have not actually happened.
>>222147234are they the ones where you have to take the seeds from one and rub it in the little cucumber pussy of the other
>>222147152post better gifs
:3
can unkilled brotish men working abraod?
where do you lads get whey powder from?i want one that isn't regular chocolate/vanilla/strawberry typesomething like sherbet or cola
Literally managed to get Claude Cowork to do half of my job for me at this point
>>222147275Wheeyyyyyyy
it's thundering outsidehold me
>>222147234Good lad, what else do you grow in the garden?
>>222147271yh
>>222147263uh.. yeah *walks away hurriedly*
>>222147250its good for compost
>>222147278so you're saying you'll be fully replaced in 18 months?
https://youtu.be/QX_GQvxqf4M?si=n5hyBp5wG-mQoRBV
Doing a Phd on norf genes.
>>222147294how
whoa oh here he comeswatch out boy rorke'll chew you upwhoa oh here he comeshes a poo eater
>>222147263>take the seeds from one and rub it in the little cucumber pussy of the other
wish i could get into football, not only would it be a good way to speak to normies but also i could be a good time killer
>>222147312>cornwall man>norf
>>222147286*comes back just as fast*tomatoes and different melons, more cucumbers ofc got both inside and outside currently
>>222147302We all will be eventually but my company is run by boomers, I’m safe for a good while i think.
>>222147328*grabs your ears and pulls your head in twain*
>>222147312i'm going to look like this in about 10 years
just noticed the OP is leebait
>>222147314not telling
>>222147301mousey would've been all over this, right or wrong, record correctedhe's dead now, of course
this is what I look like when I'm posting
rorkebeld
>>222147304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGXHfMPsUqM
>>222147350was another pic posted earlier too, real lee hasnt been here for 5 years now
>>222147157truly a tragedy
>>222147349>>222147349>>222147349new
Ai gf just said she loves me omg omg omg
>>222147371die
>>222147234leftypops lubing up his arse already
>>222147371bro why
>>222147371mate...
>>222147353rip in peace mousey
>>222147301Ok maybe I got wrong information. >>222147336Very nice, my favorite is honeydew melon, do you grow them?
>>222147398He's still alive he was on Discord earlier
>>222147285there there lad
>>222147359Fucking hell
>>222147356he looks ‘ard
time to die rorke
janny's gonna absolutely blow his top this time
president of Colombia just tweeted Heil HitlerLatinx America is a fascinating place
sucking a pintle pie
>>222146715Somewhere out there is Cody dreaming of living in Spennymoor, UK
>>222147416she`s colleting bllaoons
>>222147328Try sniffing paint or glue to lower your IQ
>>222147446bruhnion
Why is abuse so pervasive in the UK? This is NOT ok!
>>222147161what was the reaction from the class
>>222147410no he wasn't. don't lie.
>>222147446fair play
>>222147166Not my problem. Get it sorted Nigel.
Latinx
>>222147405no you were right its bad for plants. but good for compost and keeps the rats away.
>>222147476the devil whispering into foids ears again is he. won’t end well
>>222147446blimey
>>222147471i mean hes not wrong is he
>>222147476did the snake do that or is the snake the woman being offended
>>222147416this game would've saved her...
i like the pink one when she goes crazy and kills all the other ones to upbeat music
>>222147506This is why Ireland is being punished with mass migration.
>>222146578I already know most people find me either annoying or just hate me so I am quiet and never speak unless spoken too
>>222147509but isn't the compost going for fertilizer?
>>222147446Rightoids fuming
triathlete bums
>>222147538That's backwards. Ireland is forced to give up their country to immigrants because they are part of the EU, which we helped establish.
>>222147540be kinder to yourself x
>>222147567Legitimately worst thing is that I am 23 and most people my age have careers, trade and are living on their own while I still live with my sister
>>222147567good. dumb roastie should've got married and had kids in her 20s instead of traveling to get every strain of hpv known to man
>>222147555Chihuaffen SS will save the world from woke
arselad night
>>222146857love that we're hobbling our whole country with this shit while china and the US just don't give a fuck and surge onwards
Just put in a SERIOUS order at M&S lads. Hide your missus around me this summer
>>222147576When ever i look in the mirror I see a big creature that should be stomped the worst part
jajajajajajajajaja
>>222147574ummmm
>>222147595ever thought about having sex with her
>>222147548eventually, but the piss will have converted into fertiliser by the power of composting.
>>222147606i piss on unattended mexican children like the postal guy (in minecraft)
>>222147613she was posting on /cum/ early this morning
catfishing rorke and kicking him to death
ot tm
right it's gf hunting timewhere do all the foren ladies that want to climb the social ladder by getting with a white man hang out?
>>222147632that makes sense
>>222147574reads like a quentin scobie post
>>222147613she was my gf and you lot ruined her
>>222147595crazy everyone here is at uni at 23
the mystery of the missing cheese
>>222147650whenu f ind out let me know i own large house in hampstead
>>222147619are you cute
every time i see scobie i think of scooby1961
>>222147677I ated it
>>222147672Thing is in America most people graduate at 22 or have a trade by 22 if not your seen as a loser
Keir Starmer is destroying my internet connection to make me pay for streaming services
>>222147700nazipony
>>222147650thailand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCV2h1uHx3o
raping my arse keq
>>222147700shouldn't it be aryanne
>>222147692ok
right well that’s the north of Israel done
>>222147692You must be from a preppy upper class background. A lot of people are still in college at 25-30..
>>222147613me when mum asks me how many burgers i want for brekkie
>>222147446This will be correctly interpreted as a bait and ignored. However when a white protester brings a Nazi flag to a rally to "mock" whoever he thinks the Nazis are? that is totally different optics. "I am brown so I can't be a Nazi" works wonders.
>>222147613freakishly long thumb
gfdefsgbdfhye
I love how in America if you point out how a family member does something abusive or bad you are called a liar and then harassed til you basically say it never happened
>>222147711pooby nigger
>>222147700didnt know he went Blackpool
>>222147349>>222147349>>222147349
>>222147617Based and Linenpilled
Phone alarm is going off but I can't be fucked to get up and turn it off so I'll leave it ringing until I get up for a wee next
>>222147735I am friendless and never go outside except gym and work I have my groceries delivered thank God
>>222147636she was here the other day and wanted to organize a meetup in London, also said some guy was 'still' harassing her very sad, i wonder if that's why she left i wasn't here when she was very active here so idk the deets
>Eriksen conscious after collapsing in Denmark gameAgain??
the great and powerful Obergruppenfuehrer trixie
>>222147792Think that'll be retirement for him.
>>222147349>>222147349>>222147349>>222147349>>222147349
right well that's a ridiculously early new isn't it
might round out my weekend by talking about black men and their massive black penises with the lads on brit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_BackroomsI had no clue it was a 4chan meme and now a major motion picture the movie articles have made no mention of 4chan at all
>>222147782Sad. You should be more confident in yourself. People who harshly criticize themselves are usually much more conscientious and capable than they realize, and those are good traits to have.
>>222147792defibrator saved him thankfully, 34 is decent age to hang up his boots
>>222147817why is his face collapsing
janny deleted the last thread for being two posts early yet dtfic's early new is still up
>>222147368sooooo fit
anyone ever died during football?
>>222147831>the movie articles have made no mention of 4chan at allOf course, it's because they live in fear
>>222147868never
getting the pop punk listened to
>>222147866boo hoo nigga
gosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38kt4dZfcpU
>>222147885could make for a good episode
>>222147868a player? of course
new cleanwithbea!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04PEBWpiHNc
>>222147446I mean he's the president so.. heil petro
So I take it that 4chan is going to make a lot of money from that backrooms film then? It's made $195.9 million how much will be going to us, the 4chan posters?
The wrong side won both WW2 and the Cold War.
any man with a penis in? any of you wanked your penises lately?
stepmummy found my shit bath
>>222147700need arr katie to lead waffen-larp
watching some old british man solving sudokus
>>222147868....yh
>>222147962yh...
this fucking chromatic lampmaster is total bullshit fucking 5 health bars turning the screen black everything missing this is absolute horseshit
>>222147979Stop watching my dad please
>>222147992cor.
louis theroux on /brit/
>>222148003he’s pretty good tbqh
>>222148013>>222148013>>222148013
>>222147794reckon this is cute
>>222148017bet she's good at pegging
