So it happened again edition
crikey almost bedtime x
the thread theme tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC2Yz5DF0Ck
bet this one gets nuked
>>222148013Where does he play now? Just retire mate
just sneezed
Sex 12: Sperm Race
bet fred gets his big cock out
wanking to valentina nappi doing big pisses on another slag
>>222148034cockmogs me
im turning into a penis
>>222148029THIS
>>222148034
it looms
>>222148086im the top middle one if she had BPD
>Audrey Werro was born on 27 March 2004 to a Swiss father, Claude, and an Ivorian mother, PhilomèneBWC wins again
>>222148086In reality they all have jet black hair. Black eyes and fairly indigenous faces
my real life doesn't start until i move to south america
what is worse: an unemployed loser at 32 but in a stable long term relationship, or a white collar over achiever since 22 but no gf in sight?
>>222148013another vax strikes again
there's always a faster half blackie out there ask femke bol she experienced it
never know which poo will be your last
>>222148107I didnt mean to destroy your planets economy sorry oh you dont have the death penalty and youre just going to bannish me? Ok see ya
>>222148131the first one
aah....evening, lads.
>>222148183umphone
>>222148013why didn't they listen?
this is a katie general
>>222148183pointless, meaningless image
sup ponie
Get the Certified Good Dog Furry Buttercup Stickers (4x3). Buy now £5.62 Free UK delivery
bro needs to not do sports :skull:
suffering on a buldak spicy x2 ramen
nth for the baddiedem
>>222148013this is why I don't run. not good for you
>>222148243you should see how long you can hold a candle lighter against the roof of your mouth
>>222148200>well a warm welcome to this talk
>>222148202bare faxxx
neoliberal bull logging in
who the fuck is katie
>>222148243
>>222148250not very pumpkinpetal post
Wish I could get a degree.
>>222148271Katie is an English feminine name. It is a form of Katherine, Kate, Caitlin, Kathleen, Katey and their related forms.[1] It is frequently used on its own. 1 People 1.1 Sports 1.2 Television and film 1.3 Music 1.4 Other2 Fictional characters3 Other4 See also5 References
>>222148279beautiful glau
>>222148086Bottom left should've been Brazilian
>>222148284am evil
>>222148292>KatherineNon English spelling
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=bradley+walsh
>>222148304real pretty
>>222148324LOL
>>222148269french fry booboo ass cracka lackin nigga
>>222148271She in?
you are fat
you're so vainyou probably think that this post's about you
work tomorrow
sup mouldie
F1 today was fucking shit
@grok generate a picture of my cute preppy black boyfriend bringing me a bouquet of flowers in florida
>>222148394scream
>>222148386kimi drove a perfect race
I'm terribly sorry about all this
@grok take the bins out for me please mate
>>222148386how did they make the cats stay on themthat's mad that
>>222148271funny egirl on my timeline who offed herself a couple weeks agoGod rest her soul
>>222148328which of you twats is the anon spoonfeeder in the comments
poo screaming launched out me arse
>>222148437genuinely my build
>>222148434takes years of training to become a racing cat
>>222148013Eriksen, Kane and Son are almost the same age, but while Son still has thick hair, Eriksen and Kane have gone almost bald.
>>222148259genuinely looks mentally disturbed
Mum's told me to have a "chat" with my depressed unemployed brotherWhy must this fall to me
>>222148437why
>>222148386I didn't think monaco could get even worst, only Brightside was hamilton securing 18 points. jorj fucked over again
>>222148457*kidnaps you*
don't hear many parodies of that barney song on the playground these days
>>222148468That'll probably be why she did herself in.
well twist my nipples and send me to alaska
this is what neoliberalism feels like
Having a funghi wizza and watching that Hoppers. Quite comfy indeed.
well spank my arse and call me Susan
>>222148484TWO PLUS TWO IS FOURTWO PLUS TWO IS FOURTWO PLUS TWO IS FOURTWO PLUS TWO IS FOUR
>>222148502did you finish the calvin harris paper
Sick of myself
interailing in europe with katie
>>222148529mental woke want to make this illegal
>>222148529YOU WILL BE FUCKING DEFENESTRATED
>>222148324Strange
>>222148457heyy
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
you simp cunts need to die
>>22214859347
>>222148545how does that happen?
>>22214859317 unironically and I don't know why I had my first wank so late, I'm a big mess psychologically
>>222148593Like 12. Basically kept fiddling with it a lot and then one time wondered what was happening lelNever had a wet dream ever
Leftypops partying on because the night is still youngRorke heading home because the night is darker than a nigger
>>22214859311 while watching this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daTmnxZIsc8
>>222148602They're not allowed to sell it after the use by date, so sell them off cheap late in the day instead of binning them.
You know part of me wants to kill myself everyday and the sad part is that no one will really miss me
>>222148457corrrrr don the [REDACTED] cosplays>>222148479autism, borderline personality disorder and psychosis triple whammy did the poor lass in>>222148468she was great x
>>222148520whats a wizza>>22214854599p for a sandwich is a steal. even the shittiest gas station slop here is at least $6>>222148602presumably about to expire
aliens and the government signing an nda
got a giant brain fungus growing out of my head that tells me to kill people
my incelflat is almost as bad as the one in cleanwithbea's new video
>>222148608i got shown how to at like 13 but didnt do it solo until i was 15 and thought i was a late bloomer
>>222148600tell em
>>222148652is it newly purchased on a busy main road?
>>222148632ooooh I see...you ever toast them?
>>222148653>i got shown how to at like 13which uncle?
asked rorke if that thing in the sky was a ufo and he said he didn't know
>>22214859315, spent a year watching porn from 14 but not masturbating
>>222148614yeah samewas watching an asmr video and i was rubbing it with two fingers and kept going and felt really goodat first there was no load but after months it became a big thick loadand the willard grew larger
morocco has fallen
giving my autistic nephew a box of gravel for his birthday so he can sort the rocks by size and colour
You know the sad part is that I am just unlikable as an autist that's why I don't engage with the outside world. I am just not really worth talking to
you live with your mother!
>>222148638sup mouldie
sexo
>>222148673no im on PIP and UC
>>222148697giving my downs syndrome gran cement for dinner
>>222148697used to love putting tiny pebbles in my ear and tilting my head on a side so they get stuck down the canal
>>222148709everyting gwan be alri
i view yellowfever lads the same way I view zoophiles. Not my cuppa tea but if you want to shag an animal, go for it
>>222148690me as the black irish (not cote divoire)
>>222148719OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
>>222148719malaponte put a hit out
doing a read:https://www.murdermap.co.uk/victims/london-murders-2026-total-how-many/
there may be toil ahead
might have a questionable wank from the special hard drive
There's no law in America that forbids selling expired food. Mold is an extra add on free of charge.
>>222148719welcome to america
>>222148742
Unfortunately got a spot of the phimosis (genuinely think the gf has caused it) but can't stop wanking every 2/3 days lel
>>222148759literally all biomass
https://x.com/conheg/status/2063546742662942922the woman immediately going to care for the biomass
>>222148773rather be shot than be a leaf tbqhwy
>>222148719HARRY KANE SHOT IN THE BOLLOCKS
I need a poo
>>222148719send spence out to deal with them, half of his cousins are on road
>>222148732that explains why you like bladee
>>222148798oh no! maybe he STILL won't win
>>222148754the sicilian family sends it regards
>>222148740Asian women have the lowest rates of STD and lower body count than white, Hispanic, or black women..
>>222148796you don't mean that
any of you drinking on a sunday night
ziedy suddenly appears as soon as cock size is mentioned
I wish I was able to make friends but I am like the pariahs from Warhammer my entire existence causes people dread and pain
had enough of it all
>>222148819reckon donkeys have a pretty low STD rate aswell
>>222148834:<
um
>>222148719GOD BLESS AMERICA
do japs have jew cut willies or are they normal? cant tell as they're always blurred in pornos
>>222148386England's Brave Sir Lewis Hamilton got a good result
tim should buy some meta raybans
unironically love malaponte. wish you guys hadn't scared him offthat malaponte vs alan empire pic is one of /brit/'s all time greatest
might watch my favourite star wars film, the phantom menace again
need some new toil boots
>>222148857bizarre :/
can the flatmate fuck off he's been going in and out of the kitchen about 20 timesjust fucking make your mind up
talking to a nice nerdy girl who takes care of herself and is very skinny but shes just not very attractive and kind of looks like a gremlinthe myth that anyone can look nice if they slim down and put effort in is just not true
>>222148845Are you a white woman by chance? They can't stop thinking about sex with animals can they.
>>222148013retire nigga wtf
Ooh I am a fat cunt
>>222148857
>>222148719already getting their excuses in with this one>ah well we got knocked out in group because of the horrific shooting #kneelformissouri
i bedmog all of europe
>>222148890me when i check the fridge 20 times an hour waiting for food to spawn
Wait a minute, it's toil tomorrow already? But the weekend only just started
do japanese people have pink or brown nipples?
>>222148878he's a one trick pony, a boring bastard. just go to /pol/ they're all like that
Won my girlfriend a cuddly toy on the claw machine and she let me hit it raw from the back True story lel
>>222148890Kek
>>222148013Crazy that every bonger has a shared wall with neighbors. I think I would blow my brains out if I had to deal with that. Having zero privacy ever with the stacey next door recording you gooning for her group chat? Jeeze…
>>222148929That poor teddy bear.
>>222148911did the balkans sleep in for the survey or what
>>222148929the toy?
>>222148719
the man has posted the image thumbnail
>>222148911ChatGPT hallucinated this didn't it
>>222148911wake up at 6 me
>>222148950kek
what on earth
>>222148911me in at 8:55am
>>222148954i look like and say this
>>222148943dont really hear them
>>222148911lol
>>222148972um
>>222148911why is there a point in northern france what is that?
yuh yuh get it to it
>>222148972weird :/
>>222148972reading this clenched my arse right up i'm still doing it right now
>>222148956Even the maps have a piss filter
>>222148972They're on about arse shagging mate. Penis in the bum hole.
leftypol: unaffordable housing and childcare is leading to falling birth ratesrorke: Scar tissue that I wish you sawSarcastic mister know-it-allClose your eyes and I'll kiss you'Cause with the birds I'll shareWith the birds, I'll share this lonely viewin'With the birds, I'll share this lonely viewin'
>>222148911the protestant work ethic
in his mind that dead egirl is his gf
shitting hello fresh up my boyfriends japseye
>>222149041actually reaper this
>>222148907they do tend to have short foreskins though i've noticed, not like us who often have longer foreskins
>>222148995It's chatgpt slop
having that poo they I mentioned needing earlier
>>222149010disgusting people
I accidentally fingered my gfs arse once and I could feel some poo
>>222148131Nigga the guy at 22 barely even started living. He has plenty of time to meet a woman and aside from that he already got his life in order
My spouse and I don’t want kids, but we napkined the costs out of interest a couple of years ago and there is no way on earth we could have stayed in London if we had wanted a family. Between the two of us we earn just over 100k. We don’t have a lavish lifestyle (we are paying a mortgage on an ex council one bed, one overseas holiday a year, one or two date nights a month to cheap or mid tier places), but we simply couldn’t have this life and afford even one child.It’s not hard maths. People have to choose between living and children, and a lot of us are choosing living.
>>222148972>We know eating isn't always a top priority this monthAre they implying that gay people just turn into animals who miss meals because they're shagging so much this month
>>222148911>b-but greeks are the hardest working people in europe!
>>222148972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88fFbIew6J0
>>222149086https://www.google.com/search?q=australia
>>222149095Bottoms eat less so they have to clean less poo out of their arse trench before getting bummed
fucking MENTAL how in the 1960s and onwards people in the West collectively decided "yeah fuck all this religion and family bollocks lets just do drugs and have lots of sex" and now all these decades later we still live in that society and it's completely normalised
>>222149025big up prods, but more it's more like german, the austrian empire was catholic
tried gay sex once because i thought i was bi and my knobber came out looking like i melted a mars bar over it
>>222149095it's like ramadan for them
>>222149066never looked at them willies, aren't they censored?>>222149075lel
>>222149118not clicking this virus
>>222149035there is at least 3 of us posting her
>>222149125Oh get a grip lad
>>222148565leave that poor man and his windows alone
>>222149079redditors are so fucking stupid raising a kid is not that expensive. how can every basketball american and chola raise 6 kids if it costs that muchthe "it costs too much" is a jooish ploy to reduce white births
I love Greece what a fucking gaff.Fucking Brexit I'd love to just fuck off to Italy or Greece
/brit/ meetup but we hold it near Vladivostok by the North Korean border at night and we take a boat across the river, I reckon it can be pulled off from my extensive google maps canvasing of the area
writing raceplay erotica where the newly arrived norman coloniser gets abducted and fucked by the briton tribesmen
>>222149125rorke isn't religious, doesn't have a family, doesn't do drugs or have sex
>>222149132corr
>>222149151*grips your arse*
>>222149152He knows the Happening will happen soon
>>222149166and none of those things are true for leftypol eitherthat's the maddest thing
>>222149178moose
my olive trees growing nicely had a nightmare it was all swollen and deformed the other night
The Holocaust? Wasn't that disproved years ago?
>>222149116>it is so painful they have to take drugshes not wrong is he
Pizza hut tonightIt lush
>>222149086rape
Call me Mr Worldwide
Cleaning and emptying a bathtub full of faeces requires protecting yourself, removing the waste without clogging the pipes, and thoroughly sanitizing the surfaces.
>>222149152zack muckerberg had a mid life crisis and decided to reinvent himself to be a bit more macho and right wing
>>222149207Germany's a psyop by the Jews to make you think they exist in this plane of existence.>they're a figment of my imagination
might just go to bed now desui had a crossdressing piss wank earlier and performing a feeling ashamed now
north sentinel islandthe place zog fears to tread
>>222149166canadians aren't even human. they are soulless, atheist husks trudging through a life full of being replaces by chinese and indians. no wonder maid is so popular (95% white)
>>222149258send me pics next time
>>222149116ode to leftypol
>>222149239beautiful love me bricks
>>222149180*nothing happens*
>>222149266*disappears my dick between the bobs*
Might go sleeps team well I did get up at 5:15 am
>>222149259Where I post from me china. I sailed here years ago killing all the original inhabitants, I hire cheap african labour to larp as them on the beach so no one suspects a thing
>>222149269>white maidsWe shipped all the Polish women back - All Filipinas all the time! The rest is absolutely true.
no one:not a soul:rorke: hileftypol: hi mateDrake: Shes in love with who i am back in high school i used to bust it to the dance
Foreskin rim genuinely looks like this
>>222149298Sweet dreams, gorgeous x
Basically everything I buy is directly from China at this point, just message vendors on WhatsApp and they sort me out
>>222149336Night night sleep tight don't let the piehead bite x
bellend smells of skips
http://vmd7kby2v67b36mxgp4knb372f6hqyxz7vpx6qyulw6cl6n2q3a74uyd.onion/content/videos/7qEjKjkOYjh9wI9z.mp4
>>222149334being very economic with your usage of the paper
submitted a claim for some class action lawsuitcan't wait to get a check for $13
>>222149353do it
right um
>>222149343blud’s getting his weekly shopping off alibaba
>>222149354OI JANNY!!!!! GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>222149354Holy John mcafee
>>222149334cockmog me lad
>>222149354not on your nelly
always shit scared ill click one of those dodgy links in error
not a fucking chance mate
shant be clicking that sonion link, what is it?
no big bro I came up off no one
>>222149334look how inefficient your picture isi used the extra space to make a doodlethink on next time
>>222149354ghost of mcafee pausing his shagfes with 72 caribbean virgins to prevent me from hovering over that link
>>222149392you're weird
rorke all up on the floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdlhNTMzzvw
2 2s my word crodie these spanish tings give man crazy wozzle senpai xx
>OI
>>222149392bellingham was rizzing the female ref last night. he needs to pull that in main comp. get us a pen against the cheating argies
>>222149334stretch it every day in the shower. it'll be fixed in a few weeks
I click all links. I book on the day. I wank in the street. I am living. Can you say the same?
>>222149354clicked it and nothing displayed, got an error message
>>222149333Take it this is before he got shot and had to use a wheelchair
>>222149463wish i looked like thatwhy live
>>222149463whats up loser want to join a harem?
>>222149414nga got parkinsons
can you suh-melllllwhat the rorkeis postin'
>>222149477Rozzers are already on their way you wrongun
highly agree
And what about the chinaman?It was indeed the chinamanThe chinky chinky chinaman?The very same
>>222149463*gives her the rowsvee state and makes her melt*
>>222149463seen her irl
>>222149495use an ergonomic trackball mouse menot wearing out the wrists you seewanking already gonna be giving me arthritis in my 50s
>>222149515yh was a black female ref so doesn't fit your agenda but still
New>>222149537>>222149537>>222149537
>>222149497highly doubt it
>>222149523never seen her in any role thats not "complete slag"
>>222149523she makes my little willy go hard
>>222149509Now that's a fuckable face
>>222149178get that bastard thing smashed into a pulp NOW
