Sir Lewis Hamilton edition
https://boards.rorkechan.org/
>>222149527as a kid i used to pry the trackballs out of mice in the library and swallow them
Top10Poo
sir arse bandit
Why is nature symmetrical
ITFUCKINGLOOMS
anyone ever seen a girl you know posted here? I have one time a few years back and it still gives me the fear.
>>222149566bit gay
>>222149564not clicking this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04PEBWpiHNcit's not even that bad a little messy but nothing too out of the ordinary. histrionic woman
>>222149523is that AI or did she actaully do that
>>222149537hes such an unlikeable cunt
>>222149537GET IN LEWIS
>>222149582why was she posted
>>222149585smart maneveryone knows the real rorkechan is .gov.uk
>>222149596she did that
>>222149598Seems alright to me
if its so easy to gain muscle at the gym why doesnt everyone do it
>>222149537BLM far-left cuck piece of shit
What's ziedy's end goal?
Need Emma Watson to use my mouth as a toilet.
>>222149610it was just an uncaptioned slag post
>>222149590women love drama she's just being fake about it
>>222149573Stops stuff from toppling over
nth for the baddiedem
>>222149618mentle
bill gate
Flixbus
>>222149590want to clean her with my tongue after the entire ivory coast team have had a go on her
>>222149582lmao yeah i have actuallyboth in a webm and in some meme
>>222149651gio goon face
IT'S A PUT ON
caant stop playing with my willy
>>222149601wasted golden on coached by poor managers
scotland invented football
>>222149651WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
>>222149691AHHH FUCKED IT
>>222149688pray to mother mary. she will relieve you of your lustful urges
We all love the BBC xx
>>222149638wonder how many wees and poos she's had since that photo was taken
>>222149601who got to take rio home to be a bull for their wife that night?
i am ice man i i am ice man
>>222149721Dunno but unfortunately none of them have been in my mouth.
my gf
>>222149720yep
im mindraped? xis that good x
>>222149744yeah but it's not. is it mate.
>>222149744that's an ugly bloke pretending to be a woman
>>222149749how
>>222149537Earl of Nonce and Pengchilde
is cornjsh tranny in?
>>222149641I'm going to admit this here because it's anonymous. The last time I masturbated at was in 2024. The video it was to was from some pornography website of that specific country. It was a country I stayed in and I stayed at random people's houses.I stayed at a woman's house for a month she was divorced and had two children and I looked after them when she was away, once the dad came to pick them up as it was his turn for them to be with him so I've seen him and know he's a tall skinny guy.Anyway this video was three people, the woman, the dad and the guy filming them and it was 100% her but the guy's face wasn't visible but from his body it was probably him too, it was the craziest find and it put me off the stuff i even looked at a picture of her just to see if it was really her and even the freckles matched up
Had a trackball for a bit and it was okay for spreadsheets and map painting games but no good for MS Paint or FPSAlso it didn't have a middle button, kept filling with muck, and it stopped working after 2 yearsSo it's been back to the corded optical mouse from Woolies for a while now
>>222149732your dad
>>222149754could beif i played my cards right
>>222149771you're mindraped toox
>>222149708cuties~sharkparty on the right needs to show off her jaw some more x
>>222149775who
bloodclart
Pointless mfs love asking what the couple of winners will do with their 50/50 split of a measly £3000
>>222149813wipe my arse with it
>>222149796elton's pride month prep
>>222149708One of these is a man but which one, which one....
>>222149810what do you get out of posting all this drivel
going to make a surgery game
Gone home to sink cans and wank after a perfect weekend with the gf. Sick of myself
>welcome to the debate, rorke.
>>222149813i make 3000 quid in 5 days
>>222222222 soon lads
>>222149744>cross of st peterumm
>>222149812But the one bogan yabby cunt we always leave out is the raasclaat battyfish I and I be talkin about.
>>222149854No cans until Thursday me, feel like I might die
>>222149862tell me
>>222149744That's a bloke reading child pornography
>>222149869well I don't think he'll be using his key to unlock the gates of Heaven to are Kate x
diet starts now
my orgons hurt
>>222149862i'm onto you
happy national chocolate ice cream day to anypony who celebrates
scratching my bum and observing the smell
rorke using tier skips to level up his battle pass in overwatch
>>222149891I'm inside you
got a question but asking it will open a can of worms that nobody wants to deal with. so this post was completely pointless to make
>>222149888I still dreeeeaaam of organon
thicc > sticc
>2026>BroniesDead cult
>>222149921what a revolting whale
really like the band unwound they are good
I still remember Organon
farting under a bridge
/brit/ meetup idea: we shag each other in a line like the human centipede
>>222149911you're freethinking about what?
>>222149921right i'm hard
>>222149921Spoiler that hog
>>222149886arr katie will get a bye. the poor lass, my eyes water daily x
sumting in di wayoooooooooooo ooooooooo
>>222149916I haven't had canned worms in a bit. What you got?
you think she would agree to keep her face covered like this during sex if i asked nicely?
>>222149979needle in the haaaaaaay
>>222149874Had a stag do last week and I felt pickled until Wednesday lel
>>222149971And your cock, no doubt.
>>222149989utterly ridiculosu breasts size of her abdomenalso this pic feels really pervy....
co-op pesto pizza is OUT of the microwave and INTO my gob!!!!
>>222149986i'd like to know how people know that this Katie lass that the one sad mong keeps posting is actually dead. what if she just went off social media
mad how the actress for Cordelia Chase was 26 when Buffy started
>microwaved pizzautter utter runt
>>222150006I've not spaffed in 11 days
>>222150010you're supposed to imagine them heaving up and down while you're the force causing them to heave
>>222149990the last thing my arsehole sees before it drops a big smelly shit
yer da does audits
Want to not wank for like two weeks so I can have a sissygasm but I can't wait lel
heave away, me jollies, heave away
>>222150046you need help son
>>222149979I an I say eat de feesh monRaas don't got no feeeeeeelins
>>222150025Standard household oven will do a fucked job too so why bother
>>222150046sorry?
alcohol has been disposed of in the bins outside. new start
>>222150023Oh. I killed her. Posted the livestream here on brit.
it was the grimmest of times
Ranking Ariana Grande’s eras/races 7. italiana grande6. ariana grande5. arigato grande4. glinda3. britiana grande2. blackiana grande1. indiana grande
>>222150079should have poured it down the sink mateyou'll be ratting around those bins at 3am for the bottles
>>222150079cuttin it right down. better than giving it to the bookies de lids. done me bollocks on the horses but 23,281 days and no bookies
>>222149744>reading Marquis de SadeOne of the quickest ways you can out yourself as being both a vile person AND a retard
dont understand this rape case where the lads who were doing the multiple rapes were considered too retarded to be sentenced with jailhow can you be considered too retarded for punishment, but aware enough to rape women and try getting away with it
can tell i'll be dead before 40
American Idiot has all it's good songs at the beginning so it feels like a drag for most of it
>>222150068scr
>>222150119those fuarkin hips
>>222150068Where you shag your arse until you jizz without touching lel
>>222150121why
>>222150144Your mum felt like a drag for most of it
>>222150119shopped
>>222150132why lad?
don’t wanna be an american idiot*guitar riff*don’t wanna nation under jew media
>>222150170proud of that stinker?
>>222150122They were pikeys lad
>>222150160
>>222150046you have severe mental illness
>>222150122Diminished responsibility due to being retarded was put into place to stop prison from filling up with downies, but this has the unfortunate side-effect of giving pikeys a free hand to do as they wish due to their similar IQs
business idea: sir kier starmer LEGO film
>>222149566I put one in my bum once and pooed it out in the toilets later
>>222150168Because it's literal pseudointellectual edgelord porn written by a convicted nonce
>>222150188i know your faggot arse has experienced a sissygasm
>>222150190I mean you're right but I'm probably also the biggest normie here lel. Gf, nice car, nice holidays, loads of mates, hobbies, endurance athlete.
>>222150046ermm
I have severe mental illness
sir sissy gasm
>>222150168His writing is borderline incomprehensible and his entire philosophy is just having a superiority complex about being a paedophilic rapist
>>222150187we dont say that word now rorke
sir kier starmer your LEGO film has not been made yet
ive got no mates, not one
thread's taken a bit of a gay turn
I'm just a big fat man with an eenie weenie cock
cant log into claude because the bloody bastard login link isnt working
when did it go from being called a prostate orgasm to a sissygasm?
>>222150180i actually can't tell, i just really hope i willbodyberg's already breaking down and i'm not even 30, course it's my fault for being such a runt and not taking care of myself
>>222150269When the gays took control
business idea: order a Margaret Thatcher sex doll. Sell advertising space and product placement.
de sade was a nonce?
>>222150260surprised the jews who own the telegraph would let someone title an article thisnot going to read it but i bet the article spins it as it's actually a good thing
>>222150269better questionwhen did go from being a faggot to what you just typed
(8) eeny weeny teeny weenyshriveled little short dick man (8)
want to live long, hoping they invent some anti-aging treatments that help me stay looking young and beautiful for longer so I can keep on shagging fit birds well into my sixties and seventies
>>222150260I don't think he was, mate.
>>222150260h0w dId tHiS hApPeN
i want a swarm of midgets all over me like the reverse of that one game of throne’s scene
>>222150308the news just reached you?
>>222150264yeah you love claude dont you bet you want to MARRY claude dont youANON LOVES CLAUDE ANON LOVES CLAUDE
nobody ever talks about the other fella, masoch, i couldn't tell you anything about him off the dome
>>222150308hard to believe, i know
>>222150340never read him only know him from the memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnN3GUvfFhs
can't believe katie price hasn't passed out at least once and woken up to big harv hanging out the back of her in a feral bbc state
>>222150351Leo von Sacher-Masoch?Kept telling the servers to slap him at the pub, but otherwise alright.
>>222150379this will NOT happen
>>222150334>keep on shagging fit birds well into my sixties and seventiesmy great grandad did thatso i'm told anyway
>>222150388lol
>>222150388hello u cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU-Obk9kF0c
>>222150379dont think poland qualified though
Wearing his kippa under his turban, and pink g string under his dad pants.
>>222150380What a tune. Genuinely amazed at her sampling. Takes me back to the Bassline dayshttps://youtu.be/F4uy0_ZltXU
Penis in Furs :DDD
>>222150438Benis*
>>222150428lol
remember when we thought /brit/ was getting shut down and the final edition was goodnight sweet prince x with harv as thumbnail
>>222150428that old jew never misseshe's like an english larry david
i’d kill millions of his majesty’s enemies for some small boat pussy
>>222150378unaware there were memesAlso bizarre to me Casanovas diaries haven't all be translated into English yet. There's parts in there where he talks about pedophilia. I think he shagged young girls sold to him by women and once a man put his very young son in casanovas lap and tried to convince him to shag the son for money but casanova was disgusted.I don't entirely believe Casanova though but perhaps these things did occur
>>222150325ben shapiro was making the same point in an english university the jews understand by now that there is a growing muslim sentiment in western europe
>>222150428he has a point
>>222150428sent her flying
>>222150450they'll never stop the /brit/ threadshave no fears we've got zingers for years
>>222150428If a man sleeps with 10 men his arse is very sore
>>222150421she's not sampling shit there is a whole team of jews and blacks doing everything for her she just needs to show up to the studio and sing lyrics off a sheet of paper for an hour and call it a day
casanova was a real guy?
>>222150450idk wtf that is but i was there, don't remember the thumbnail
Rorke taking a knee for Henry Nowak and fucking his ACL
https://youtu.be/nUQSVAgpUrI
>>222150495This is an incredibly cynical take when there's huge evidence of her ability in her teenage years
>>222150500real and irresistible
>>222150428done her
>>222150278take care of yourself lad, the future happenings will be worth waiting round for
im a gay male
are you really really from da endz
business idea: make it illegal to be gay
>>222150533well you know what they say the camera adds 10 pounds but the portraitist adds 40
Love these daft bastards
>>222150542no they won't because i'm not properly insulated from the effects so it'll be me getting raped as per
Rorke’s mam taking a knee for Henry Nowak and getting reported to PIP for benefit fraud
Cassanova was a librarianThere's still hope
>>222150572is that sleep token?
>>222150572penis music
>>222150572if i was going to play microtonal music i would simply use a fretless guitarbecause i'm a man and not some baby that needs a piece of metal to make the right sound for me
He makes the best sauces.
>>222150500I learnt about him from this series a while ago idk how accurate it is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZkhmrJJOo
Modern society in a nutshell
>>222150572doing too much
>>222150572Need more silly gimmick prog rock infiltrating the mainstream
>>222150587I kinda like Sleep Token lel. Also got sucked off by a fit goth girl because I put them on at a party lel
>>222150570won’t work those horny poofs will find a way to bum
>>222150570boomer gay that used to cut my hair said it was better behind closed doors. not sure if he meant he’s tired of used up holes or that he liked the secrecy. either way he was definitely coming on to me. my girlfriend at the time made me break up with him and he moved to michigan. miss him every day (no homo)
>>222150608nah they're Grossman
>>222150623cute
>>222150623not even really that fit.
>>222150620whys he done that
>>222150608gross man
pissing and pooing
spaincuck putting his trip on and getting filtered
>>222150573just ride with it and make an adventure IF you get screwed. it's unlikely you will lose out much anyway
>>222150608i buy this suace lol
might make an egg sandwich
>>222150623Perfect amount of chub
∆~SEBASTIEN~∆
https://youtu.be/MxekyGtqcNEI'VE GOT A SONG THAT NOBODY KNOWSI PUT IT ON WHEN NOBODY'S HOME
>>222150608used to eat this muck when i was in uni
>>222150628bet she was overweight
cheesy michael open up the door
feeling depressed
>>222150652hes black
Fat girls are the best man
>>222150623>baggy clothes hiding the skin scribbles and penis
played with my willy 4 times todaymight be a record
>>222150652climate racism
picky bits
barry norman pickled onions
>>222150696she looks UG-LY herejeez louise
SirLoyd GrossmanCBE, FSA, FRSA, FSAS, FRHistS, FRSM
love women
>>222150716*eyebleach for your soul*
Need Emma Watson to take a shit in my mouth.
>>222150771me on the right
I like Sleep Token they're funhttps://youtu.be/uU5vVT_Cp7c
>>222150732that's charls
>>222150767That's the perfect arse isn't it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxvVTIOy3js
There he isThere he fucking is
bad vibes only
>>222150791love this song
>>222150767simp
>>222150773holding him like a fucking trophy
>>222150811yes
he’s only gone and done it!
>>222150754Isn't he the fella that makes the pesto? Why is he involved in so many Royal societies?
>>222150767hate that I love them me
need to find myself on a bus in Wales for reasons
>>222150767Someone gets to fuck that. Unreal
listening to emo music and NIN
>>222150815thats an arse that would look lovely black clapped
rorke is finished
evil vibes onlyuncomfy vibesfever dream vibes
surf's up dudes cowabunga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82-jTNka3uc
>>222150815corr yeah
is it true you die if you just keep wanking over and over again in a row
>>222150852Depends on your overall health and how many times. I probably hit double digits in a day as a teenager, but could never manage it now
rorkes da
/int/ fucking sucks
I'm a sissy ninny goon gooner
>>222150781
meow :3
killing myself and dying
getting scrambled like an egg
used that tea tree oil in the showerme bollocks gone all spicy
>>222150891
i need to learn to be myself
>>222150839The political, media and corporate elite punishing native Brits for voting against globalism and for Brexit
screen just went orange
>>222150929bizarre lie
>>222150826same
>>222150902Thought you were banning it because a couple of preteen boys grew tiddies
>>222150930>>222150930
>>222150929>>222150935
>>222150929tango'd
>>222150866leftypops projection
kids born in london never see a cow in their lifetimes
>>222150943i don't speak dutch
uc comes in in 2 hours
>>222150960Should send your mum down then they can have a gander
poo
gimmick idea: public art piece in a bar that's just a screen set to /brit/
>>222150939didnt know thatwell thats me sissified
>>222150960people shouldn't live in cities it makes you behave like an insect
>>222150960they build statues of them and consider them godsthey also drink their wee and eat their poo
>>222150976bodied him
>>222148742>>222148742>>222148742
it do be looming doe
in bed farting
>>222151030>>222151030>>222151030
>>222150960wrong because i'd go out to my grandparent's village to visit
>>222151018ooga booga bix nood
why don't you make the new yourself instead of waiting for someone else to do it
>>222150973Another few days for me
>>222150852there's a chance you might get the Gushhttps://youtu.be/fwu57pivxZ4?si=wP6XS6claMNwcexw
at least i'm not bald yet
sup mouldie
>>222151223we didnt win a single game that World Cup. lost the very game they're at as well.
