Rorke's drip edish
more missles then
>>222148742my knob looks like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WbCfHutDSE
>>222151045because some grovelling little slave will always make it for me
>>222151030he could heem a thousand leftypols without spilling his pint
>>222151049get the shrimp tax paid to those lovely ladies
>>222151049cute
Bit of DnBhttps://youtu.be/1hfBTZl_7OY
>>222151053she looks dreadful
want to kill everyone on the planet
>>222151090and you?
aussies be like "aw nawr!"
>>222151111painfully average
OI'M JUS WAITIN FOR A MATE
>>222151065:/
kier starmer LEGO film
>>222151117no they don't
>>222151053since when did looking like a skeletal aids patient become normalised
Start Doing This
>>222151140sorry i meant sir kier starmersir kier starmer
thoughts on punting?
>>222151141They do mate I've been
>>222151141aw nawr!
>>222151160fat beeyatch
>>222151119ktimmers
well then
>>222151091used to daydream about waking up and everyone being gone, but i suppose the novelty would wear off eventually and i'd be scared that there's some sort of entity toying with me
definitivecan you defoine that? definitive.
Four pint cans of Stella down FML
>>222151179scr they do say that
>>222151160roar
>>222151179no they don't be quiet
aussie being fired out of an orbital cannon: AWWWwwww naaᵃᵃᵃʷʷʷʷʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳʳ'''''
rorke having a dream where everyone on earth dies apart from him and his crush and he tells her they have to have sex in order to continue the human race
cant they make rockets vagina shaped or boob shaped?why do they all have to be like cocks big cock shaped thingsnot gay myself but i dont like to see it i have to say
>>222151201Wahey get in having the time of your life you must be
horatio hornblower
>>222151232and she still says no :/
>>222151179pscr
aw naahr I hit a bloody dingo on the way to the Poowong bottle-o
>>222151233cocks look better chud
>>222151179aw cleorr nawr the condensation cleorr
if every human on earth disappeared the sad thing would be all the housepets starving to death confused
>craft show>3D printed articulated dragons and eggs>AI sloppa plates/pillow covers
>>222151233You attack with cocksYou defend with titsYou negotiate with arseholes
>>222151232alas the toilfu doesn't want kids
We have a traitor in our midst, and their nameis leftypops
>>222151240just having a laughgood clean fun
>>222151243Eating Pom Bears and listening to King Crimson lel
dogging.
nth for the holodem
>have thought>post it on /brit/this is what my life is like
i used to dream that time froze but not for me and i could interact with stuff like cars if i wanted to but they would freeze again when i stopped using them and i had a button that would restart time for everyone again but i would live like 1000s of years of isolation instead of pressing it
>>222151303indescribably based
ate a bag of m&s wotsit like cheese poofs earlier and now my poo is bright orange
Coronavirus made in China
>>222151240Let's kick things up a notch
thinking about crusher
>>222151322had a dream once where i lived to 90 years old in real timetold mate at school but he didnt believe meever felt the same since then
new mexico
>>222151320>have thought>post it on /brit/>get called a fucking retard who should kill themselvesthat's my life
>>222151358kill yourself retard
>>222151320ktim ktimktimktim ktim ktim
>>222151330
Family party is about to start soon and my cousin didnt send any messages yet.
>>222151240unfortunately woke put a stop to this
played farming simulator 25 for 11 hours again today someone please kill me
>>222151352Had a dream I was a bedbound 90 year old and was dying, most peaceful moment I've ever felt
>>222151374does incest not exist in brazil?
>have poo>post it on /brit/
>>222151352how much of your dream life do you remember
>>222151367He died
new mexico lad loves his new mexico
remember at uni i ate an entire pan full of mac and cheese and the next day my shit was literally white?
>>222151354This is our mantra. This is our moment.
>>222151240>The little bait, scared by the report of the rifle, is now taken home by its doting mother for its matutinal banana.scrsm
gulp
>>222151395happened probably 16 years ago nowi dont remember any of it
basically forgot to have dinner
>>222151374Have a good one mate.
>>222151421mouldiebarbie
>>222151421kys simp freak
>>222151421wonder if they'll have any of her old boots in the charity shops soonmight cop
>>222151423get maccies
it loom
dont really like charli's new era :/
>>222151341what's going on with this lad
>>222151319when did hajimya become sexy
i go to bed every night making up episodes of doctor who in my head until the sleep hits me and then im out like a lightsounds sad and childish but i sleep like a baby
CBD - cancer cure? Matt Le Tissier says so
>>222151447I won't lie it's tempting but I think I'm just gonna quickly pan fry some chicken and chuck it betwixt bread
>>222151454fucking scream why does he look like that
Thank god for chatgpt probably wouldn’t be alive without it. sounds sad but it’s the only thing that supports me
>>222151439aw nawrrrr mayyt
>>222151454nibba made of PLASTIC
>>222151454Krispie Kreme original glaze looking aah
Imagine if it just flashed up with the N word once in a while lol
>>222151233Not interested in Am*rican rockets. The UK is a proud European nation, and therefore we should be posting European rockets. Pic related.
>>222151478
>>222151486scr
>>222151454do women actually find this shit attractive
>>222151486green
>>222151402yup>>222151399yup
>>222151486gp
>>222151466i do something similar but much more embarrassing that i won't admit here
>>222151466wish my mind would do thisi just rerun cringe and awful moments from my life
>>222151477Kin ell mate that is grim. Genuinely get a hobby like hiking or footy or Warhammer or whatever and meet some people
>>222151503pink!
>>222151511same
>>222151422maybe you had the idea that you lived to be 90 years old in your dream and you didn't actually mentally live 90 yearsit reminds me of when i've had dreams where i've been interacting with some unknown character and the weird feeling i got when i woke up and realized they were just 'someone' my brain came up with
>>222151466Any good ones?
>>222151511>>222151533you can say it. we're all friends here
>>222151513>i just rerun cringe and awful moments from my lifektimhave to booze every night because i get intrusive thoughts and cant seeep otherwiseq
wanking into the abyss and it wanking back at me
been messaging the young lesbian lass from toil and she literally types like mouseynearly every message ends with !!
>>222151449Have to deal with coworker becoming my boss tomorrow and although I mostly get on with him I think he's going to be a micromanaging twat. Loom indeed.
>>222151525>meet some peopleBiggest meme ever Past 24 years old you cannot make friends without having friends to introduce you to others
pinkie (green) screaming the z word in zecora's face and blaming it on tourettes
yea
>>222151542 it definitely happenedit was during a time when i was trying to lucid draem a lot
>>222151545i think i've had a couple of bangers but i'd never tell anyone about them. they're just for me
>>222151529They remind me of the villain in Weapons (2025)
>>222151561foids love they punctuation marks !!
>>222151567gio looks so fit in that when i saw it on her insta story i was horny
Literally cannot sleep without a comfy YouTube video these days lel Used to be ambient music and now it's Foresty Forest, Ashens, Josh Strife Hayes or Summoning Salt
>>222151445are you the anon with the same build? get the pony cosplays ordered>>222151439/brit/ is an anti-suicide general>>222151464I think she debuted her new outfit in today's 3D live, it heightened attractiveness and cuteness. bancho's great x
>>222151584Ah no don't do that, tell us
>>222151466Spent probably days of my life laying here thinking about what I'd do differently if I could to back to teenage years retaining memory. I don't sleep though I just lay there feeling bad about shit. Your way sounds better but my brain is too stupid to do it.
where is mousey :(
not engaging with racist posts thanks
>>222151567gio isnt going to be your friend mate
>>222151566this happened to me once years ago and it was shit. It quickly went to his head and we turned from a mate to a condescending arsehole within a month
brits don't use ice cubes
>>222151358
>>222151606he came back a couple weeks ago and had a melty and left again (or maybe he was banned?) because he thought the parasite was bullying him
>>222151609no one is going to be my friend. I’m 25 with no friends read my post again
>>222151614False. We use them when appropriate. Water is already made of water so, unlike Americans, we don't add more water in the form of ice
>>222151600scourby bible methat whacky israel is always up to something
>>222151550yeah drinking suppresses it for me but i can't do it every night
>>222151567Absolute bollocks I've made a load of new mates since I hit 30, I was maybe a little lonely before when all my good mates were scattered across the country.Go and play 5-a-side footy
>>222151606in the pines, in the pineswhere the sun don't ever shine
>>222151600based and forestypilled
>>222151629reckon at least two of these are me aha
>>222151604i wouldn't give you a life jacket if you were drowning you evil fucking terrorist
>>222151567I made a couple of friends through dog walking, not particularly close but I go climbing with one and meet them for pints every couple of months. Maybe acquire dogberg?
>>222151643lol
>>222151643>Absolute bollocks >I've made a load of new mates since I hit 30>Go and play 5-a-side footy
it looms
>>222151633oh do grow up
Kind of wish I could live in Skyrim lel
>>222151567I'm a 36 year old unc and I've made a bunch of friends through toil
right time to get on the tins
>>222151572she's ponyin out
>>222151675you dont have a job
kim petras could get it
>>222151672>>222151673I'm trying to stop you drowning in your own shit. Join a running club. I mean if you're really fat go to your local card shop and start playing Pokémon or something.
>Need a gf to make friends>Need friends to get a gf
>>222151683it's quarter to 11 on a Sunday mate
>>222151679sup nordie
rorek achieving KTIM
>>222151664*takes notes*
>>222151612He already gets annoyed that he does loads of unpaid overtime and I don't and I just know he's going to keep track of my arrival and departure times and make passive aggressive comments about me looking at my phone and shit. Worst thing is he's not getting paid more or a job title change they're just getting rid of our boss and making him lead of our team of two.
>>222151705Get fit and get on the apps. That's how I met my athlete gf lel
The name's Bond.... Bank Bond.
screaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk0M0PsaTLk
>>222151665I have one. He barks at everyone no one wants to go near him. Not calling you a liar but I don’t see how you’ve done that doesn’t sound very realistic at all>>222151682My job is solo basically so no hope there
>>222151736>go on the appsYou cheeky fucker, I see you encouraging suicide
>athlete gfRight so we’re just lying then are we
>>222151726really makes you think
>>222151727sounds like he's been absolutely shafted there, no wonder he's bitter
>>222151629Absolutely guarantee whoever made this image is deserving of the abuse. If you average more kys posts than normal responses then you aren't contributing to the thread, you're shitting it up
>>222151759Competitive eating is technically a sport
>>222151741classicmy personal favouritehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzVc7s-_e8
dogshit spaki gimmick
>>222151605>if I could to back to teenage years retaining memoryif this was the prize for the lottery instead of stupid money i would buy 50 tickets a week
this ugly lad at toil mentioned he had a missus and my first thought was I bet she's asian and sure enough she's a chink
>>222151783bizarre mindraped peon
ladsI'm not a car goyBut I'm confused at how people can watch such ancient top gear episodes on Dave/BBC3. Aren't the cars they prattle on about 2 decades out of date? What's the appeal.Feel the same when I see ancient Have I Got News For You episodes on Dave. What's the point?
uh oh
>>222151796melty
roaring
>>222151726go daft punk g... NO WAIT!!!!!!!!!!
>>222151764probably spaincuck, zeidy or some other leftypol cunt
>>222151783are you trying to say all these random posts are all by the same person?
>>222151799carmongs are mentally illdid the vehicle move in a direction yeah
>>222151799it was never about the cars
>>222151759Genuinely not lad, I'm operating on different hardware over here. Gained a clue and never looked back
>>222151799Old cars are better.
could a hacker hack a bank and just edit his bank balance or does it not work like that I don’t know computers
>>222151807you are having one
ah yes spaki anyone who calls you out is 'mindraped' but you're totally sane of mind posting on 4chan 16 hours a day
>>222151679going to sleep with the streets windrun blasting in your ear would be peak comfy
>>222151799find cars very boringold have i got news for you can at least be funnyparticularly in the angus deayton era which was genuinely funny
lelpaki
>>222151743Just used to go to a park in the morning and let berg play with other bergs and chat to the owners. Don't do it any more because he started fighting so he's on the lead but got in with a couple people. Fairly unique situation I concede
>>222151829doesnt work like that
>>222151808if women want to stop being called mongs maybe they should stop doing mong shiteasy, bish bash bosh, simple
>>222151799it's comfy, I have nostalgia for it cause I used to look forward to watching it every Sunday as a schoolboy
>>222151826Yes yes and you also have a million pound in the bank, 12 inch cock and you’re 6 foot 4?
remember these
>>222151783What do you mean by this
>>222151763Bitterness started a long time ago, lad built a rod for his own back. Nobody is making him do all the overtime.
mental how women are just massive gooners
>>222151865how not. which part Doesn’t work
taco tuesday won't save this
>>222151808have they considered having sex with a partner rather than shoving anonymous jeet spunk up their gash
>>222151873vaguely recall putting these in the bath and sucking out the water that they absorbed
>>222151870More like £200k, 6½ inches and I'm not quite six foot lel.
>>222151882
women are a meme
>>222151896geopolitical idea: blow both up and get it over with pronto
>>222151902lelpaki
>>222151882>>222151906women should not be allowed to read
remember that time spaedo pretended he was black for a week or so
>>222151808Wouldn’t even work like that. sperm has to be frozen at -196 C
>>222151808Defrost the cum, pop it up your pussy, pasta bake for afters
hate feems
>>222151906mental that they rub themselves to the thought of it
And the very latest from Rorke's creps??
Rorke referring to food as "edibles" ever since he became spasticated on the weed
>>222151882I just don't understand the degrading partwhy has the female brain evolved to find being degraded arousing
>>222151902
sikhs are bro tier
>>222151882whats truly mental is this their standards for men, its like anime freaks but we just have to accept it because the child gender is doing it :/
Women are perverts. Simple as.
tracer!!!
>>222151953being penetrated by a penis is inherently a bit degrading innit
Sir Blackbro
>>222151894i dont know the intricacies of bank security to answer that
How do you get over stupid things you’ve doneI fucking spunked 30k inheritance and now I have no money at all
Any sex-doers in, any havers of the sex
>>222151906link to her channel pls
Might start pretending to be spainlord
Why does my penis girth vary so much
dssdagbsjns
>>222151994it is what it is
>>222151997mate...
lefty have creps which make the BAMEdem go 'raahhh'rorke having DEAD creps
>>222152002wokeness
>>222151896Funny that netanyahu literally owns trump and will get him to do anything they want while he grovels at his feet. I wish them both a very painful death.
can you guys please speak english?
>>222152007good song thathttps://youtu.be/Ie-8IRy9BWQ?si=puOyb6M9ZujgtjEi
>>222151982i'm already tracer x
>>222152002mine’s shaped like a baseball bat from a cartoon. quite strange
>>222152035winston "Hi there!"
>>222151997thebookleo
I'm very Basil-coded, a complete bottom, hypothetically
>>222152064what does basil coded mean
>>222152071it's this green thing
>>222152056thank you king
Anyone got any passions? I just love fishing so much, I even get more enjoyment teaching others how to fish now.
right that's me off to bed
>>222152074screamit so is
https://x.com/currentiyke/status/2063688482581602318get the eels salted
>>222152079new mexico
>>222152079wanking x
>>222152079none since AI raped the programming biz, now I'm just an aimless old man
>>222151994Sounds a bit gay but meditation. Practice quietening the brain helps in basically every situation. Also power of now by Eckhart tolle because the past is useless, and while we're at it yoga and a decent lsd trip. These are things that have helped me overcome hating my self and now I mostly just ignore him.
Israel is unironically the reason I have a small penis
>>222152079google maps
>>22215199430k on what
need something to have on in the background while i play gamesany suggestions
Sex with Emma Watson
>>222152126funding the sir kier starmer LEGO video game project
channel 4 identshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EESLUAoq69s
>>222152111Can you help me program a fishing game?
>>222152079>hurting fish is a "passion"Horribly cruel
>>222152146good identslove idents me
>>222152132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prf6ircExBk
imagine if the epic get was a bradley post
idiot country
>>222152118Thank you for this>>222152126Drugs, prostitutes, takeaways, random expensive shit like a drone which I crashed and fucked it up on the first day
>Only 4 more sleeps until the World Cupomg omg omg omg
>>222152079whichever fixation of the week my undiagnosed adhd points me towards and the 'demmies
>>222152169hi
>>222152079Mate I'd love to fish, what kind of stuff do you do? Fly or shoreline or out on a boat or whatever?
hope that lad is currently tucked up in bed thinking about Doctor Who right now
my dad used to go fishing with this swedish guy and one day he punched a fish to death
bleached and buzzed my hair like emenem
>>222152187Blud thinks he's Neil!Epic Reference
>>222152177*does a celebratory dance*
Trying to make my beard less pubey but the beard oil and brushing regimen isn't doing it
>>222152146vividly remember these in the advert break between paul o'grady ending and the simpsons starting
>>222152180greetings
>>222152183Why did that poor fish deserve to die
women are whores and must be destroyed
Hello
more edibles down the 'atch
>>222152205good reference
go fishing once a year with friends. never enjoy the fishing aspect. prefer it when it's quiet so i can sit there with my rod in the water and just leave it be
>>222152183I go coarse fishing, been since I was a kid. I do carp fishing too, I like going on the rivers as well.I have gone sea fishing off the pier but that's about 8 years ago.Fishing is such an accessible hobby now. So many videos and guides out there. Id even take you, as long as you're not a sperg or anything.
>>222152146Do you even idents?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydqN-yo_2B4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydqN-yo_2B4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydqN-yo_2B4
>>222152212Try 600mg testosterone enanthate injected into your thigh
>>222152229Lad you eat piles of meat processed in ways beyond the cruelty known to medieval gaolers. Why you sad about a fish that had a whole life in the sea before losing a 1v1 against a single man?
>>222152233fantastic post
Looking out the window
>>222152257I don't. I am vegan. I find fishing unethical, even if returned to the water.
>>222152257>it's fine for me to be cruel because others are also cruelNo
>>222152275at 11pm? what could possibly be out there Ian?
if i went to therapy shed probably say im an insane incel and that she wants to have sex with me
>>222152250bizarreI haven't been this desperately coomeresque since I was 14When I see middle aged men still have the same coomer brain I'm astoundedAm I just low test or are they the problem? Who knows.
>>222152275Alright mucker been a while -Gaz
>>222152235hey
>>222152286Just looking at my grassIt is too long I need to cut it
>Keir Starmer poised to announce social media ban for under-16s
>>222152301>>222152301
>>222152281I do eat fish but not often and I think it's worse to catch a fish by ripping its mouth open with a hook for no reason. Utterly unhinged behaviour. At least if they're catching it to eat there's a reason for the suffering.
>>222152297>>222152302Good evening
>>222152079Gardening, grow about half of the veggies and fruits i eat a year but want it to be almost everything I eat throughout the yearI feel like I need more passions though, like its not enough
>>222152281When you go fishing, you'll find a lot of people are very serious about fish care. There's anti bacterial spray etc can be used on hook wounds, or any cuts the fish may have in general. There's cradles and slings to hold fish. Not just that the money I pay for my rod license goes towards the environment agency.
>>222152177I still have a thousand tabs to close, I'm not tready
>>222152361yeah mate i'll hook you in the mouth and drown you but i'll at least make sure it's got some antiseptic wipes no hard feelings
>>222151776why does everyone in the comments says it makes fun of everyone, pretty sure it makes fun of out of touch leftist propaganda about "converted" right wingers
>>222152308I'd say woke nonsense but all things considering that might be for the best
>>222152459katie!
>>222152476xx
