Books are gay edition
nigga eating steam bag veg omds
>>222154815Why are most /brit/ threads posted by non british flags?
>>222154815zendaya is fit end of
>>222154823well its the first time trying itnot sure if im a fan of the plastic bagsxenoestrogens and all that
>>2221548252 am brets are sleepy so i helped
homer be like the odyssey of mmm doughnut
>>222154830
nigga eating beans
>>222154825they are our servants
>>222154825The sun never sets on the British Empire lad
>>222154844fucking shit screeching my head off at 2 am
rorke's google history
adesso scrivi ‘aspettami’
>>222154851sometimes i dip my willy in your tea before bringing it to you hehe
rorke empire
Just watched a tranny shag a doughnut then cum on it and eat it, what am I doing with my life...
where is the /britfeel/ chairman
>>222154873nofap needed to sort you out sunshine
Having very filthy thoughts about young, naive, timid and impressionable girls of around 18 or 19 years of age.
New Rorke City
>>222154871oh um yummers!!
all risehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hhnj2EsgFI
rorke empire vs leftypersia
>>222154873I only liked the idea of fucking one up the ass while his willy wiggles around like a little worm
>>222154842Don't even think it's that big of a dealBesides it's not like you're shagging
>>222154851the lads
>>222154897erm
>>222154916yeh
>>222154924ok
Had sex today ladsIn fact it was just a mere 2 hours agoIt was our first date and we went to eat sushi and then see a movie. Afterwards i invited her to my apartment where i put penis in vagina. I came in like 10-15 minutes and eat her pussy a little bit, i would have liked to eat it more but it was clear she hadn't washed it in a while and it smelled/tasted gross. Also hit it from behind as well but after i came my dick was limp. I also had to be at work in a few hours so i was rushed. All in all it was pretty good, one of the better ones i had. Look forward to shagging her more in the future
>>222154907im saving up my giro for escorts
>>222154937what, to come round to your mums house? deary me.
>>222154929ok
>>222154830>>222154845you gotta kill yourself
>>222154929what was his name?
>>222154929>sex on first datewhores the both of you
one of my favourite youtube channels is tinned fish reviews but I am allergic to fish
>>222154941gonna lock her in the garage when she's having a fag
>>222154944be quiet
>>222154948Nowt wrong with itShe was more than happy to shagGod forbid a man and a woman shag without some bender like you getting holier than thou
>>222154952lushget a tranny one in? xMaybe wait til Lilith is doing a world tour?
timmy holland is a lucky man
>>222154970
might learn tagalog
>>222154964already got a local one booked58, crossdresser ,exbricklayer
>>222154977need this dude deadwe gotta start killing niggas!!!!!!!!
iran should change its name back to persia
>>222154986holy grim
My great grandpappy fought in Dunkirk back in WW2... He never came back home after. He died so Germans won't molest your island. He was fighting for the french though but it doesn't matter. My great grandpappy gave his life away so you guys would be speaking the Germanic language English instead of the Germanic language German.
British snackpack at the world trader
Mad how I might have a wank
>>222155015thank u 4 ur service
>>222155042I get citizenship now?
>>222155011prudebest part is he took a good retirement so it's not even about the money he just does it for the love of the gameyou need a bit of passion
>>222155035mad how ktim
>>222155054no <3
>>222155054just get on a dingy mate they let any cunt in these days
>>222155015>>222155054Tunisian fella at my work blabbing about the heroics of Tunisians in WW2 needless to say I spent the next 30mins crashing farts into his stupid wee face.
>>222155060Awwww... </3
>>222155054yes come and live in my shed
bring in sikhsbring in hindusbring in filipinos
>>222154950Right yeah haha*turns around quickly and disappears into the crowd*
NEED to be sent to war pronto but no gay drone shite
>>222155075alri tommy
get them housed get them fedget them raped
>>222155074>come and live in my shedIs the housing crises in the UK that bad?>>222155066I want to come legally. If I can't come legally then I won't come at all.
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmw_cwMwBGQ
>>222155098buy an ad
random foid in my overwatch game said she is listening to bladee right now
just watched smile 2 and it was really good
>>222155075What about nafris?
>>222155102tell her your address
breasts
Watching the Deadwood film they made and its whites, blacks and chinks teaming up against the evil irish. Not on.
din din time
>>222155120big fan
>>222155102get her e-raped
>>222155102get her sexed immediately
I'll try civ 6 on diety tomorrow So far I've only really played on emporer
get me sexed immediately
>>222155123based, had enough of those big headed spud gobbler cunts.
get me sexed never
>>222155145*sexes you*
>>222155162haven't heard from 'skin in a while
can't stop wanking, might get circumcised to reduce sensativity.
>>222155162Seen a video of him with madonna
>>222155125What the absolute fuck??You white people are off your bloody rockers.
I can circumcise you with my katana.
Me? Of the circumcison
>>222155119no that's not right!
corr bleedin blimey the way you white fellas go on isn't half barmy, i tell you
>>222155180bizarre
if you prefer left to right you are not anglo
>>222155181ever shag your cousin?
>>222155198place her under arrest immediately
>>222155204i tried to find this image yesterday but couldn'twere you reading my mind
>>222155125she stole this off somebody else
>>222155204I prefer right and im not anglo
>>222155216FOW
>>222155216okay?
>>222155229sc
Anglos should be colonizing the stars not on earth
>>222155204genuinely went out earlier and it was pitch fucking black pissing with rain and I felt so comfy
>>222155212im standing right behnd you
Leftypol doing the haka outside an ai data centre
the world is a vampire
>>222155234i suppose it's something that should be done but that looks a bit grim doesnt it
why don't poor african countres just do shit cheap work like making clothes?
In my jim jams
>>222155249s
>>222155260They do but it doesn't pay much
>>222155252One day the anglosphere flag will be on every moon on the gas giants and the HMS NELSON will be sent to alpha centurai
let's get cozy, mates
i sleep in the buff
*melts rorke's heart*
>>222155294My gf looks like and she is nice but the issue is that they will push for marriage and want kids asap
Colombian president quoting Kanye West lyrics.
sir marcus rashford
>>222155294*does a street fighter style flying kick sending her flying down the mountain*
>>222155260too busy innovating and creating things like creating plastic bricks and turning plastic into petrol!
>>222155305howl
>>222155311
>>222155324wonder what her dowry price is
>>222155324waow ^_^ she is so.. kawaii !!
>>222155332In the right is the POV of my bollocks.
Just put a finger up my shitpipe Havent done that since i was just a boy
Whats your favourite book lads? Mines let them by mel robbins
>>222155332>>222155324>>222155294sick of east asians
>>222155353yhe binble
>>222155324we must keep trying different combos for the betterment of our nation
Asian women are the best my only experience with dating is Turkish girls and a Brazilian girl who tried to stab me
My earphones are falling apart and I can see the bare wiresStill not going to buy new ones until they stop working
Im half german and half irishProud to be continental me (ireland is honorary continental)
>>222155373I've never had sex or a gf
>>222155353mines is "Let them in" by Kier Starmer or alternatively "52 Times Britain was a Bellend: The History You Didn't Get Taught At School"by James Felton
>>222155380what kind are they
king charles reading a nearly illegible racist screed sent to him by rorke and crumpling it up in disgustking charles reading leftypol's substack and nodding in agreement
>>222155380that's what i domight as well get all the use you can out of them
>>222155385Honestly I am glad my girlfriend likes me I don't understand she cooks me food and cuddles with me
>>222155390a thesis by dr. rorke
>>222155388Crap ones
>>222155382https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5bfWrkdRo
>>222155385pcscrm ktim
I am a breakfast and bed man
Read a bunch about aliens and now spooked ladsGoing to have trouble falling asleep
>>2221554122/10 in new mexico
thoughts on massive poos?
>>222155429They don't existIf they do we will never know due to how large space is
Sir Kier Starmer.A national hero.
Aliens arent real God is, and he'll judge your heart and soul and deeds on earth.
*enters brit*
>>222155429they fly around scanning people's thoughtwaves and if you are thinking about or scared of them they will try to abduct you so be careful
>>222155429anon... b-b-behind you
>>222155429https://youtu.be/x-pZDGUahsU
>>222155429i seen an alien's little green willy one time
>pretending to beliieve in godmaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
im coming for you, anonyou can't hide, anon
>>222155447How do you think my standing is regarding the big man, all I do is go from my bed to my computer screen and back again, but I do help out family and friends when I can.
British slags out on the town for a night out be like “so ya want to shag me minge do ya?”
>>222155457that was just me, i am riddled with horrible diseases
he's so fucking awesome
>>222155474would
>>222155474ktim
>>222155464I believe in God but I don't follow any religion
>>222155474it do be like that
>>222155479he's canadian just like me:)
>>222155468Got over my fear of them as a kid but just uneasy nowWhen I got older I had this mindset that if they came to me I’d just beat the shit out of themAnd if they use some sort of magical technology to immobilize me then they’re bitch ass punks and not worth being scared ofNot sure why it’s bothering me now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oqe0SwaR4
>mfer scared of aliens
The ET movie gave me nightmares as a kidOf course such a hideous and disturbing creature is the creation of the jew speilberg
Y'all ain't ready for the trvth nuke
aldi "nigga"
do you know what scares me? the rising cost of living.
>>222155516>mfw i feel kosher
i really liked the welcome to derry series desu
>>222155515i was utterly inconsolable and cried my eyes out when godzilla died in the 1998 film
londonderry*
>>222155479fucking badass
>>222155515Um, no, bud, ok. *makes union face* That alien was real and he was SAG
>>222155539>white people BAAAADDDDvery thought provoking and insightful stuff
>>222155511Kino watch that
They're trying to make me hate billionaires to distract me from hating ethnic minorities
The cloverfield monster mogs godzilla
>>222155546https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8eoVa3s-vE
Sir Iran War
>>222155563You can hate bothA lot of billionaires are in fact ethnic minorities The media likes to focus on elon musk and jeff bezos but many are indian/jewish
got banned from reddit again, guess I'm stuck shitposting here again
>>222155564Nothing they say could make me hate him
>>222155583bezos is cuban, i think
>>222155566i watched 10 cloverfield lane not knowing it was part of the cloverfield world and loved it and it made the ending even better
>>222155511mental
>>222155584what did you get banned for
https://voca.ro/1nyh0o7FYAGj
Not listening to that podcast
>>222155609said I hated Asian whores
>>222155635don't see anything wrong with that
checked out exteme peace's bumpershttps://youtu.be/Zj15Hmdcd8othey turned out to be better than I expected, not even close of course to the ones from world peace which I think is a master piece of graphic design, but way better than teaser fragments they showed prior to the release (they're still there but make up like 10% of the time). really liked the use of 3d and 2d animation, I think they should've pivoted to this more, it fits this format much better because these bumpers are way longer than in wp and can be quite boring if it's just a couple of moving images. the other issue is that they still make a heavy use of text but the texts make about as much sense as your average poo scream post. in world peace there was lots of text but it was coherent (and provocative) and was shown only for a couple of seconds so it didn't feel overused. here the texts are meaningless and linger for too long and it's boring and annoying. didn't watch the skits I don't care about them
https://voca.ro/1giGRPvpmMNY
time to hang it up lad
>>222155654again?
>>222155648where are you walking when you post these
>>222155645was it a masterpiece of graphic design yeah? coherent and provocative? i'll take your word for it
>>222155648*listens*
>>222155589He was adopted iircHe isnt in the spotlight anymore since he stepped down and andy ((((((jassy))))))) took over
>>222154815
>>222155648Say “Emma Watson does tasty shits” into that thing.
Anglos are up they had to be nerfed imagine if Britian kept the British empire and America became allies
>>222155684Sir mullato pimp scam artist
i think it's time for a new countrythere hasn't been once since 2011
https://voca.ro/19mVUseBSCGk
rorke installing mods on all the games he plays to make the enemies poc leftypol installing mods on all the games he plays to them israeli
>>222155669https://voca.ro/1dXSQAx56KlO
Get the workers of the world united
>he plays to them israeli
>>222155711we dont care
>>222155729i care
>>222155730lie the fuck on
>>222155730Ty bong
do you think quasimodo was packing
>>222155701Build your own country
>>222154815i find her kinda cute
>>222155743He probably had more than two bollocks
>>222155754can'tnot allowed
Oh, to be anal vored by a giantess Emma Watson.
>>222155766due to wokeness
>>222155766Whats stopping you?
Think I might have been a part of a bystander effect test when I went to England. Something seemed off about all of it, either way I didn't help the lady.
>>222155774woke
yeah woke that ass for me babygirl
>>222155774the powers that be
>>222155779Build your own woke then
looming dread hangs over my head and this is my only outlet
>>222155784More like the powers that heeb...
>>222155789guess you should have tried harder in life
the dudes at the lunch table say jewish girls are really tight, if a bit dry. is that true?
The film "the goonies" was released 41 years ago today
>>222155814close your mouth ho
>>222155205Nah, can't pay me to do it. My cousins are ugly.
>>222155818bizarre lie
Mumberg been working in the garden all morning.The very instant I go to the toilet to take a shit she decides now is the moment to come inside and spend as much time as possible in the lounge where every little sound can be heardThis happens every single time I take a shitI think she's timing me so that in a few weeks from now she can made an incredibly hamfisted comment that she thinks is subtle about how she thinks I should eat healthier or something
https://voca.ro/1g2eow9uBK5h
https://www.twitch.tv/luluciellaThis random vtuber has me on her stream
>>222155847she just wants what's best for your bowel movements lad
>>222155860
>>222155860you have such an uncreative name
>>222155860>verify your ageid rather not
>>222155844No its not
>>222155847my mom would sniff my cummy shitty pissy underwear and got really angry when i asked to do it myself in high school. crazy stuff man.
The Gooners (2026)
>>222155881you are such a runt
>looked up a girl I watched on babestation 20 years ago>she's still active, now on only fans - no longer on babestation thoughgiven she's still doing the same thing, there must have come a day where she was taken into that dingy office and told to hang up her bra because she's got just one too many wrinklesthat makes me sad you know ;(
Trannies can’t stop necking themselves and that’s a genocide that society is to blame for.
Its so over ill never be happy again
>>222155908El ogros de las judías....
Sir End Wokeness
>>222155907not a subtle bone in your body is there
So ive shagged six different women now in my lifetime with the one today
>>222155814bit silly that they used mackenzie davis for this when she's a full 4 inches taller than ana de armasboth lengers though
get the woke endedthere's been enough woke
brown chebsme likey!
>>222155951Good post
>>222155951quite nice yeah
>Keir Starmer set to impose internet restrictions on millions of Britons within daysoh my days
should I say the n word on her stream
>>222155951>>222155966awooga
>>222155981I'll tune in if you're on vc
>>222155996I am
>>222155981yeah
>>222155951Holy grim>>222155966Holy peng
>>222156002well you're notthere's some runtish spanish lad she's doing mommy roleplay withts your game vro? :skull:
>>222156028lie on
yeah nah no thanks
>>222156101dont have an exshould say future gf
>>222156101don't have an ex or a future gf
>In August 2022, Natalie McNally first made contact with Stephen McCullagh via Bumble, and they soon began a romantic relationship. In November 2022, McNally revealed to her family that she was pregnant with McCullagh's child.why would you have a kid with someone you met three months ago
Hoovering my willy
>>222156101scrim
>>222156127keep anglo norms off of irish bodies
>>222156127She was 32 years old that's your answer
>>222156127within 2 weeks of meeting my parents went on holiday and conceived me
>>222154815She looks cute af here
>>222156142grim.
>>222156142what position where they doing
>>222156147happy little accidents :>>>222156153full nelson
>>222156155it's fine. my mum was a rebound lolfucking mong dad even to this day!
>>222156161just introduce him to nyggah carts
bradley walsh penis
>>222156172He smoked more weed after I was born than I could manage in a lifetime
>>222156176
>>222156179is your dad's name seth rogen
>>222156194no sadly nothis name is daniel lesley
>>222156101zoomette at work used to bang on about how much she loves her boyfriend then less than a week after they broke up she was bragging about how she answered a call from him begging to get back together while she was in the middle of fucking her ex
>>222156197big up lezzy d
i'm going to go to bed T_T
fresh start tomorraevery day we above ground a great day
IndeedWe go beddy byes
live in the old mines me
just give me a trillion quid ffs
Iran war is back on lads
>>222156231you couldn't possibly spend all that
>>222156262>>222156262>>222156262
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
