beddy bo bo's edish
>>222156262ktim
Time for everybody to get some sleep I reckon
>>222156287
>>222156305This is meGo to bed right now!
how does he know
don't like june as a month
>>222156311this is literally me. no joke, she is me, I am her.
I am Giselle Gewelle from Bleach. I am literally Gigi.We have the same blood, the same pulse, the same bones, the same muscle fibre, everything is the same.I look like her, I am her in personality.
>>222156376still gives me the fear
NEED a nice car so i can drive down to vegas and play heaven or las vegas with the windows down driving fast
>>222156360can i have sex with you x
hi
>>222156443
how often do you see little 50cc scooters in the uk? have they been entirely replaced by e-bikes?
if you give me a trillion quid i will make hollywood start making non woke movies again
only now found out that soldier boy is played by that guy from supernaturals, he used to look so faggy there, good change
sun rise at 4:30 it not right
>>222156349July mogs it in absolutely every way
February is the grimest month
>>222156603sc
SEX 13: SEXO with LADS
>>222156617Nope. November. February has the promise of spring around the corner. November is the beginning of the shit months.
>>222156469idk x
>>222156681np x
getting light at 5 in the morningit not right
top 3september october decemberbottom 3 feb march august
>>222156752yeahthat's trueyeah
i'm trains
>>222156752in order:juneseptemberjulymaynovemberaugustdecemberoctoboeraprilmarchjanuaryfebruary
>>222156815They really should just get rid of January, February and March
>>222156792how does that work then
>>222156834agreed. march is sometimes ok but january and especially february are just awful
>>222156864i chopped my cock off and replaced it with a Baldwin 4-8-4 AT&SF
>Draco Malfoy: "No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood!">Alicia Spinnet: "HOW DARE YOU!"
>>222156885What a machine
>>222156900draco matenot on
fym ouu shi
*does a triple somersault while no one's looking*
>>222156959sick parkour bro
>>222156971sexingtons
>>222156971the juno
put a donk on it
why are you lads so desperate to impress each other?
been in a consistent state of anxiety
>>222157026hoping to find my future husband here
I bet Emma Watson has skidmarks in her undies.
>>222157028
might have a bath today
>>222157105bizarre lie
you reckon chinese folx evolved small penises to evade snapping turtles
>>222157157right well that's a quite rancid group of people
My full name is William "Longpenis" Cummings.
>>222157158s
>>222157168t
>>222157168>>222157179n
>>222157193d
>>222157204actually laughed when it panned to a robot doing a backflipwhy is she reacting like that
I'd lick the chocolate around Emma Watson's wrinkle hoop.
>>222157263no you wouldn't
>>222157212presumably there's some intense live music playing too and it's quite a spectacle
>>222157295no i don't think so
>>222157313ok
I like chebs
SEX 14: Invasion of hot asian women
>>222157313also there are dildos in the seats and they're going up and down to the music
>>222157321*walks off*
>>222157354i believe this
*wanks off*
>>222157325
>>222157356*starts following you discreetly from a distance*
>>222157387good lord
>>222157406
>>222157387need chocolate milkshakes
>>222157432need vanilla milkshakes
So sick of boozeUsually tempted to drink again by now so surprised by how much I still hate it
>>222157473probably your body telling you to pack it in
going to bed
>>2221575347am monday morning? surely not
>>222157534Off tae bed with you bret
>>222157553yh x>>222157559nite x
just noclipped into the /brit/rooms
>Social media ban for under-16s set to be announced by Starmer within the next ten days | LBCWill this include 4cham
>>222157611you have to be over 18 to post on 4chan
>>222157611yh... but we're already supposed to be banned because of all the porn
Always been a chebs man but I've really been getting into nice arses lately
>shagged a girl today>iran bombing israel againit was fine day indeed lads
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780874879357558.mp4
>>222157664ummingtons
>>222157645>been getting into nice arses latelylucky you
>>222156617Nope, November is by far the worst.
>>222157622poo
>>222157749Such whimsy, she really lives a fairy-tale life
>>222157749She's preparing to shove that pen up my japs eye!
>>222156675>>222157756True. Thats when I was born.
happy King's birthday lads
>>222157782wonder what she'd think if she knew things like this were being posted about her
my haircut looks terrible
>>222157817Same I do it myself
>>222157797Fuck the monarchy
>>222157749Why does she drive the old gals on tattle into a frenzy? She doesn't seem to do much of anything
>>222157836She dresses like a Victorian for one. It gives off attention seeking vibes, people don’t like that
>>222157817ktim
>>222157854Doesn't seem like something to get worked up over
gossip guy
One more day of toil. Only 1800 more days left.
>>222157898it not right
>>222157886They hate her because she's not a gross slut like they are. Women are what's wrong with women.
me when mumberg opens the curtains
>>222157946Excellent glasses timbo
if someone gets charged with a crime isn’t fair to say that they did that shit even if they get found not guilty in court. Because you can’t just charge a person randomly you have to have loads of evidence anyway
>>222157946wonder what it's like to be a schizo
>>222157965you get to drink champagne at 7am
Eating poop
Sacramento. Paradise.
honestly feeling a bit frickin PISSED OFF thinking about the ABSOLUTE STATE of our cities. they should all be CLASS. a lot of people must DIE. millions.
>>222157993doesn't look like paradise looks more like a normal city x
>>222157984had a dream I was a gangster - drinkin' moets holdin' tec’s - makin sure the cash is correct then I step
>>222157749Would love to smell Ruby's farts.
>>222158012Most of it is a dump
>>222157965What if we are all schizophrenic but we don't realise because we are only conscious of one of our personalities?
why are street fights / school fights in england and scotland like 90% girls fighting?
>>222158052Not in my experience
>>222158011strong agree
>>222158081just did this
>>222158081get this lad in the olympics
these are real grim hours. /brit/ is 95% neet, so where is everybody
what is the second most similar country to the uk?ireland is obviously first.
Business plan: go broke
>>222158052Fuck off
cheeky kms on the cards x
>>222158127I hate that cunt
>>222158128better not bret. ill be sad
>>222158125Australia
>>222158011Hitler wanted this.
>>222158125new zealand
>>222151633grow up
>>222158146
>>222158159yeah that was me as well
are you a go back in time and help or kill hitler kind of guy?
Woke up with a choking erection this morning.
>>222158146>>222158159grow up
>>222158172Bit rude aren’t you
There's niggas out there that turn on they game console just to hop on youtube
>>222158177i would show him memes and funny videos and such
>>222158177if i went back in time to kill hitler i feel like i'd be enraptured by his beautiful gays and end up helping the guy
>>222158179probably need a nurse to see to that
two teenage latinx girls killed another girl in order to do some voodoo magic and resurrect the spirit of adam lanza. here’s your first world country bro
Completely disgusted with my pathetic shit life
>>222158215link the article pedro
>>222158217*cuddles you and kisses you*
>>222158217Join the club
>>222158193ktim
>>222158214I met her once in a sainsburys
>>222158214>Wank it NowI'm going to tell the nurse that next time I'm in for my appointment
>>222158224https://abcnews.com/amp/US/florida-teens-charged-alleged-murder-plot-laughing-patrol/story?id=131000052apparently they were caught before the murder
>>222158217roaring this is me
Filmed my gf at the beach today before we had smashing dashing sex lads
>>222158249hot
how many positive reviews do you have on AdultWork from escorts lads? 8 for me
>>222158257Forgot webm
new week new me
oh they're actual teens and not "19 years and 364 days old" teens
>>222158228what actually happens in women's heads
dying
>>222158263Don’t use it I just call the number on the stickers on lampposts and bus stops
>>222158249One of them looks like she could eat the other.
>"Dude, I was going to do my makeup this morning, for the mug shot, but I couldn't find anything," Valdez says.
>>222158295I love them
>>222158308It's spotted like an ostrich egg
>>222158295What’s knotting
>>222158308dios mio
Imagine how different your life would be if you were born in China
Buffy's mum is a MILF
>>222157854I dress like an Edwardian, mid century at best. Not trying to make it a persona or anything, just prefer wools and linens to the modern puffy jackets and sweatpants the youth wear. A good amount of my wardrobe is tweed and flannel. I generally just get compliments.
>>222158322when canines cum, their dick gets a bulge so his dick gets stuck in the female and she can't leave. it keeps his cum in her longerdont see what that has to do with these shitty book review though
>>222158308La CIA did this o algo
>>222158081Epilepsy? Why aren’t they helping him?
>>222158347Vile
>>222158347can humans learn this trick?
15
>>222158347>dont see what that has to do with these shitty book review thoughit's werewolf porn
yum yum
>>222158358eh nature is beautiful rorke
>>222158295
>>222158373don't know what this is from or what it means
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free-space_optical_communicationmental wot people can dowish i wasn't so retarded
for me it's when the 120 year old Edward had sex with 15 year old Bella and millions of women cheered.and then she died in childbirth because her werewolf baby cracked her spineand the werewolf fell in love with the baby
>>222158383shes english! saw her in a new bbc show
>>222158398watch a lot of bbc do you ?
>>222158382Some green woman on the bbc questions time pretending not to understand The reform chap said something quite reasonable about house prices being determined by demand and supply and demand from migrants doesn’t help reduce them and she looked at him like this and said something like I don’t know what migrants have to do with it.Performative outrage like when the Democrats were trying to call the republicans weird
>>222158295women have got filthy mindsmore filthy than mens
>>222158415need to get the most out of my licence fee
>>222158416
>>222158367:/
I quite like this one
she is so lovely
>Starmer to pledge no community is left behind in the 'tech revolution'>An AI “bootcamp scheme” will be rolled out across England over the summer to provide those who are at risk of becoming unemployed and out of education and training with resources they may need to find work.Hooting
>>222158452She has quite a large bum, so I've heard
>>222158416stupid bitch x
>>222158468How can i see it
>>222158468aye
pink pantheress
>>222158416Average woman's face when being presented with any truth at all
And so my week of toil begins
>>222158488*does a think*
>>222158476
>>222158488screm
>>222158477AWOOOGA
>>222158452>dated some mystery meat>now dating a kikenasty ass bitch. literal human excrement
>>222158495Delicious arse on her
>You have been banned from /g/ for posting >>>/g/109004299, a violation of Rule 1:>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to technology and related topics.>Your ban was filed on June 8th, 2026 and expires on June 11th, 2026 at 02:31 ET, which is 2 days and 23 hours from now. well that's just great
seen all these posts before
>>222158495celluclite sally
>>222158514some jannies are very arbitrary
>>222158524have you seen this? *unzips dick*
>>222158524genuinely just had this exact tho ugh the before I read this post and it gave me extreme anxiety because ive been reading the same shit here day in day out for 10 years and my life hasn’t changed or improved at all
just blueberries and raspberries for breakfast todayon a diet now
thinking about poo again
>>222158495What is this filth? I thought she was a respectable actress
you are a bloviating dullard
Morning lads.
didnt understand a word you just spewed from your dicripit mouth
another gay week has begun
>>222158549I ate a omlete
>>222158574This is when woke died
>>222158574Scream
rorke wearing a high vis to bed
tenet is not a good film
it's a beautiful day!
>>222158609Not really. Grey, cold and raining isn't it.
don't see what's so bad about "the longhouse"that's where the chief lives
My my... look at the time...
>>222158611That's beautiful
Been hearing rumours that black pussy is SO potent that it changed rorke on a genetic level
Summer is overrated. My favorite memories of summer were the rare times it rained.
i really do eat too much
>>222158452BWC
>>222158611true!
>>222158574morning x
>>222158689looks a little dry
me and my friends used to play football in the road
>>222158689Looks like my bellend
>>222158709miss touch football with the lads
>>222158709i used to be the hard lad that would play keeper on concrete
>>222158689Lekker
sucking a… *dies*
>>222158709Course you can do this nowadays... because of woke
bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from ships, cause they knew death was better than bondage
>>222158650Trvke
You really are a space alien freak
>>222158794was this post directed at me?
upping the ante
whys he got so much shit on his taskbar?
>>222158836i know some of you niggas got 30+ tabs open at all times
>>222158848one of my coworkers has hundreds of tabsnigga never heard of a bookmark and you know he'll never open 99% of them
Dating app 29 years old might be the most miserable thing it's possible to experience If you don't meet your gf in uni or at a push those couple of years when you start work after it's fucking over
>TOP 1% OF AMERICANS NOW HOLD MORE WEALTH THAN THE ENTIRE U.S. MIDDLE CLASS
going to Chinatown for some asian beers
why are brits so violent?https://www.twitch.tv/cooksux/clip/CrispyFunnyLapwingAliens-mDBk-kP9YTyohWne
>>222158877there should only be rich people and poor people, middle class just causes problems because they don't fit in to the strict role of master and slave that mankind is intended for
>>222158770thank you woke for letting us play football
>>222158877mad how you’re consistently the worst poster on /brit/, jeff
>>222158889saw this on lsf earlier
>>222158934what does this even mean
morning my lovely friends. let's get it done x
>>222158932thanks, b
When did getting a j*b become the done thing? Humans aren’t supposed to live like this
just snapped my willy off
coconut water make me fart
woke up several times in the night and had several strange dreams including one where i hosted a webshow where Cardi B got inside a flowing sewer pipe for online entertainment, and one where everyone in town was trying to walk up a really steep path to which i was at the top and then for some reason my dad got to the top and punched a policeman and then we all got shipped onto a bus and took to the bottom of the path
theres nothing good to jack off to anymore
>>222159001the human mind, what a creation x
>>222159001these kinds of dreams mean you are repressing homosexual feelings
>>222159001Means you've got a big secret that you're scared will come out
Hello brit
>>222158943https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/thcpya/forsen_wins_streamer_of_the_year_award/
rorkes da
wish people at work would stop using ChatGPT to write their emails it’s painfully obvious
>>222159050you're right, and that's a very insightful point to make
gem
>>222159077what is this referring to?
>>222159086gay black nigger flu
>>222159086Black Death
>>222159122oh the George Floyd thing?
>>222159110I caught that shit and now I sidle everywhere
How well would you do as a subsistence farmer
rorke wearing a collar with his new name 'rapemeat'
>>222159086the woke mindvirus
Shaniqua wrapping Rorke's leash tightly around her leather fingerless gloves
new >>222159223>>222159223>>222159223
Got an email saying I've reached the lofty heights of £10k in my workplace pension. Nice to know I'll be able to survive for a couple of months if I'm ever allowed to retire (I have other pensions, chill Winston)
