Hero edition
Rest in peace
>>222156312Damn bruh
>>222156312Japan forests are too spicy for wypipo
Japanese forests are dense and full of ups and downs, so don't get lost in them. It's dangerous.
>I am le depresso but I want my death be viral and heckin mythical -american
>>222156312The news said he ran away because he was mad at his mom for using chatgpt
penus
was going to make a new one but I had to wait 5 minutes first because of a previous thread. It was a funny one too. You guys missed out.
>>222157840penus wenusHehe
No idea who this is supposed to be and IDC to know either
Wow talking about Zoom Zoom at fucking midnight how original
>>222156922Also full of yokai
>>222157845Zoomer ran away from his family on a trip to Japan and was found dead.
>>222157851Who?
>>222157843
guess who just turned 18
>>222157838the AI argument was probably the icing on the cake of mental or emotional issues for him
My antidepressants cucked me out of an orgasm AGAIN FUCK!!!!!!!!!
>>222157858You missed the part where I said I didn't careGet your eyes checked you dumb nigger
>>222157863Hopefully not youGod I really hope haven't had any teenagers posting here
>>222157871I've been posting here for 3 years
also hefta be saidstevie wonder stole his clavicord wah wah trick from up on cripple creekbutfor memusic frkm bing pink wa sthe superior albumcoz it was way purer. it felt less like it fit into strructured musical genre. wasore like white sovl rock and garths keyboard treatments gave it diss otherwirldy cosmic quality which fit in wiv the psychedelia and baroque rock of the time.fink what wa unique bout the band in dat albums is it didnt feel like there was a like face to the band or a dominant voice.the whole harmony of the group was equal
>>222157875That's fucked up man.We have grown ass men making posts like this >>222157868It's not a place for teens.I guess it's too late for you but if any of you are underage please leave the vibe here is not good for you
>>222157842so where are you from toronto so where
>>222157887>acting like teens don't know what sex is and/or it disturbs them ?
>>222157887I'm not underage now that my birthday is today, feels weird knowing that I've spent the latter of my youth here and now I'm spending the first moments of adulthood here.
my highlights tho tears of rage and i shall be released perfect bookendssum of the greatest sovl rock you will ever here richard manuels voice was incredible before ruined by booze and drugslonesome suzie toolong black veilincredible recordthe weight my godTARRED AND FEATHERED THISTLES AND THORNSWUN IR THE UDDERHE KINDLY WORESO YOU LOOK OUT YA WINDAWWWWAT DO YOU SEEA GO OLDEN CALF STARIN'RIGHT AT ME
All hail our lord and savior Jesus christ our lord
>>222157887I'm 32 bruh.
>>222157650long way down
I'd be tempted to hire a trans prostitute if his ass were big enough
and meine gotte fink the band are all dead nowpropa mental dat wunbut dats whta they sang about especially on thr first album music from big pinkfuggin cruel bittersweet worldof beautyto be ripped away from youinevitable doompropa.mental dat wun hairfta be amelioratedperformanxe of the weight wiv staples family wun of the great rock n roll performances of all time
>>222157872
Waging, shitting, doing laundry anything else to being an adult or is this just it for forty some years
>>222157904so if I can give you any advice as a 26 year old try to speed-run university because it's bullshit and get a girlfriend = wife as fast as you fucking can
>underagefags have been here for yearsexplains why /cum/s been so awful
>>222157931lifr has been around for 4.5 billion yeras bruddayes dats it
>>222157931you will develop health problems shortly
think i first started posting on this site in 2013 when i was 15/16
>>222157943There has to be something more ...
might hit a poo soon
>>222157928You shouldn't do that
Let's do black tar heroin
why does everyone here in their teens and twenties want to do stupid shit like partying and drinking holy fuck I hate both I fucking hate alcohol
Anyone want to bet on whether my mushrooms fruit this fall
>>222157976That's a long time to waitWhat kind of mushroom is it? I've been trying to get into growing them myself
Do Americans really do thishttps://youtu.be/Bief-glbPW4
zoomers complain about how its all fucked but in reality people have been complaining bout same exact fucking fing for hundreds of yearsjust a sisyphean wheel of naivetypeople who know dieand the new people are naive and fink dey found summat kneeand now technology means people talk about it kore wyen relly its still the same shidd except maybe a slightly big proportion ofnpopulation talking about it or be daein it and datbut heres fingholy shiddlook at movies from late 90s early 2000£ like american beauty fight cluball talking bout same existential shidd people talking about nowjohn updike rabbit run writing diss shidd in liek the 60sand all the udder like feminists and shiddlike its the dame shidd forevernuffinks changed innitbut young kids start to feel like ya know jobs are dead ends butsame as it always beenfing is der was just a slight kinda like bump at end of 20th century that has plateaud and flattenedbut ifs just regression to the normthere was a false dawn that finfs could.be differentbutnormal is like feudalism innit
This nigga eating beans
>>222157957corr good post>>222157973for me? velvet undergroundi remeber watching the documentary on black tar heroin tho based in NORFERN CALIFORNIA
i am beansi be paepin' (poopin') beans
Big beautiful butt, I’m telling you folks
>>222158001Some people want to change things up and transgress in the hope there is something more on the horizon Others think all societal change is illusory
>>222158056Also young people are full of idealism because they don't have the fully configured prefrontal cortex to think things over and thier breeding hormones are hitting them hard distorting their thinking Others never develop the prefrontal cortex even with age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ67mjR7L4U [Embed]
Did you know potatoes originated in South America?
>>222157992Pearl oysters on cottonwood but it's only just inoculated, which is why it's a good even bet
>Netflix musicShan't be listening to that shit
>>222158129yes
Why come I'm see non-North American flags in here? Don't they have their own generals?
>>222158117This movie insists upon itself
>>222158161the point of generals is so other cultures can come in and ask about our and vice versa. You sound like one of those nazi nationalists.
might have to finna gonna goon on em fr
Ideology is dead Let the Chinese rule. It's their turn
>>222158169Not at all really. Why do you say that? It very much was just trying to portray the life depicted in the book without really trying to force the audience to think anything specific about it.
America is trying to genocide trans people but all people want to talk about is Gaza
just chugged TWO glasses of 2%
Chris has a bigger cock than Peter
>>222158267>not wholebitchass
Looks like war is back on the table boyshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=_zXySA75jPo&
Cornmeal good instead of oatmeal sometimes and heats up almost as fast (the fine grained kind). Good to crack an egg in. I should try just making masa porridge some time.
>>222157838what seems to have happened is he went on a hike to cool off but got lost and died
>>222158238>without really trying to force the audience to think anything specific about it.you sound like you're desperately trying to convince yourself without actually believing, lolz
>>222158267There was a big fight about milk percentage in a recent fat starfox thread. Ah, to be a misguided and confused youth. Well, they'll see the full picture eventually, some of them.
goodnight
>>222158312>fat starfox threadWtf is that some furry shit
>>222158293This nigga eating cream of wheat
>>222158362Mostly not. You see, there is a new Starfox game and Fox, the fox who gives his name to Starfox, looks kind of fat, and was already kind of dweeby. So people make fun of the character, and the design, and the game, and fat people, and thin people, and losers, which is to say themselves.
>>222158391That's wheat. This is corn. Try brown sugar in corn, if you dare to call them equivalent.
>>222158396I don't care about this . Lost interest after the first sentence
Starfox is to Millennials what He-Man is to Gen-X
>>222158449A gay thing, yes.
>>222158449No dragon ball z is for millennials
>>222158449Once you hit s certain age you just stop caring about new media bullshitThere's always new fake controversies online
IAMTUROK
pnw staying cozy tonight
WHAT ON EARTH?!!!An /int/ general on 4chan in Medina, OH had to SHUT DOWN its annual /CUM/ MEETUP because a mob of "teens" turned it into a brawl.Teens began punching each other and then ROBBED A CVS before they began jumping on cars to escape.Over 10 people were arrested and 100+ cop cars from TWO DEPARTMENTS showed up.This was a 4CHAN fundraiser THAT WAS PLANNED ALL YEAR LONG FOR THE /CUM/ COMMUNITY!!!!!!An event with carnival rides to support Jason’s FAMILY.
Weird looking at old people and realizing they've existed for decades and decades you know
>>222158687there are some niggas here who have been on this earth for over 3 decades
>>222158674we're supporting jason's famiry now?
>there's an epidemic on Xitter of an automated spambot named Sara flooding peoples replies with CP and hurtcoreXitter really is the new /b/ wtf
>>222158817Probably Zuck deploying his botnet to try to get people to use Threads
>>222158817I am going to do it this year I AM GOING TO STEAL ONE OF YOUR BLONDE BLUE EYED GIRLS!!!
>>222158674so how often do you go to culver's
>>222158854Never because AFAIK it doesn’t exist here
>>222158861you guys don't have culver's what the fuck what is this fucking bullshit how the fuck do you drink milkshakes
Being a phenomenal black woman ain't easy
>>222158871All the fast food milkshakes here are dogshit. If I want a good milkshake, I have to get it from a local diner
>>222158885what about tim hortons
>>222158874Black girl magic is real slay qween
>>222156312>>222157838Why are zoomers like thisgenuinely, why do the hate AI so much out of all the things they could hate with modern society
I wish a Black girl would work her magic on me
>>222158918I am going to steal your women fuck you motherfucker fuck you
>>222158916He was probably pretty mental,so it was likely just a proxy for some other issues he had with his mom
>>222158935But I see zoomers seething anytime AI is even hinted at. It's like a sleeper cell code word to them and I don't understand why. Is it because they were taught not to use it in school or what?
blonde blue eyed german women were made for /med/ men
>>222158952>blondeyou can see her dark roots anon...
>>222158946>I see zoomers seething anytime AI is even hinted atGee it's almost like we're tired of everything being fake and gay and hate the fact that the entire economy and internet is becoming dominated by the fakest and gayest thing ever
>>222158962that's the outline of her hair have you ever seen a blonde girl
>>222158975no
>>222158946zoomers are notoriously antisemitic so obviously they would hate AI
>>222158946I only seethe about AI when I see it used in writing articles. I hate how AI sounds. That annoys me because journalists are getting paid to write thats their one job and they're so lazy they can't even take the initiative to come up with their own genuine ideas anymore . Otherwise I don't have any issue with people using it for regular purposes. I use AI all the time for looking stuff up or if I want a quick recipe, things of that nature
>>222158971Give me a list of reasons why employers should hire a whiny know-it-all fag like you instead of a mountain of fucking jeets or rely entirely on AI. Let's hear it.
>>222158975>have you ever seen a blonde girlmotherfucker I live in new york city that is an alien species for me
>>222159005>Give me a list of reasonsWowza you even type like you're talking to a chatbotNot your personal chatbot bud
>>222159005>Give me a list of reasons why employers should hire a whiny know-it-all fag like you instead of a mountain of fucking jeets or rely entirely on AIBecause when a young White man is running the show things tend to actually work
>>222158898They sell something called an Iced Cappuccino that’s a bit milkshake-like, albeit more of a coffee slushie
>>222159096The disease itself was, in fact, a nothing burger. The crisis was caused by the government response, and ended when they decided to stop fucking with everyone arbitrarily after about three years (seemingly coinciding with the invasion of Ukraine; maybe they wanted people to stop being furious with them during possible wartime)
>>222159003
>>222159003>That annoys me because journalists are getting paid to write thats their one job and they're so lazy they can't even take the initiative to come up with their own genuine ideas anymoreLast I checked, journalism majors were said to have the lowest average IQ out of any degree program
>>222159251I thought it was social work
Got her ass
>>222159173Covid literally causes long term IQ drops, that's why our world is going to shit right now
>>222159459Could avg IQ delta be muddled by governments also quintupling the numbers of brown third world migrants being imported during covid?
Highest iq major has got to be culinary school
>>222159515>Highest iq major has got to be culinary schoolProbably up there but I assume it's physics or mathematics for obvious reasons
>>222159493so is chatgpt an american thing or do people use it in canada I don't use it because I think it's pretty gay
>>222159515>>222159534>The average IQ of culinary students and professional cooks typically ranges between 95 and 105
I can’t even find the study I was referring to earlier. Here’s a different one
>>222159606oh no no no! chef sissies, our response??
Just took a stinky poo and rumor has it /cum/ is FURIOUS
>>222159646Word on the street is there’s gonna be a teen takeover of your toilet
>>222159660Say walahi bro
>>222159632am I reading the legend wrong, shouldn't it be Male to Female ratio since I'm sure the left side is male dominated professions
>>222159757The 0.25 female to male ratio on the left side of the chart would indicate that there’s 1 female to every 4 males in those programs
this whole "AI datacenters are gonna use all the water" thing seems so silly. like ridiculously silly.does nobody understand how a radiator works? it's the same concept used to cool computers.
>>222159940Idk about that but I swear my phone data gets shittier and shittier with each newbuild
Why would Europeans travel to the new world for a footy game?
>>222160519Lmao I just looked up the FIFA Group B betting odds to check how likely it is that Canada will (hilariously) get knocked out of the tournament immediately. Just look at this nigga who’s the injured team captain>average soccer enjoyer in Canada
Back...to work
>>222160814He looks like a black guy in blackface
>>222160859LOL
Vantablackface
>>222160885LMAO
Unfortunately for the vantablack soccer enjoyers, Canada’s soccer team didn’t do so hot in the 2022 group stage, if that’s anything to go by>zero wins>zero draws>three losses>did not advance
I'm actually kinda famous
OH I just remembered. OH I just remembered I'm nothing and I'll never have anything. Watch me SPRINT to go kill myself
usa is changing...
The child actor who played Bobby Jr kind of turned into Tony Soprano
Wagies are at work
And I'm going to jerk off and play video games
>>222162220Sounds like quite the epic way to spend your day!
>>222162204It sucks. I had to talk to a cute girl for an hour then tell my manager to order me some parts. Tough day
>>222158946>>222158916Climate change, muh race war, muh class war, muh masks, muh free expression (for pedos only) are all worn out and cringe mediums to base their life around being insecure narcissistic wound collectors, so they have to find a new less familiar cringe bullshit thing to have a victim complex about.
>>222161532I'm sure
Took off from work
>>222162447Did you get her number
If you're over 30 and still quote SpongeBob it's time to grow up
>>222162616I have it already
Jesus we’re depending on you
>>222162981Jesus is coming to do my lawn first, I booked 2 weeks ago
a coffee table book about coffee tables
A coffee table book about michael richards saying the n word
put the phone down and pedal faster nigga my mcdonalds is getting cold
Just made babies with this woman
How do you train a woman to be less materialistic? Or is it better to just find a different one
>>222163369>my Indian brother probably has a 145 IQLynn/Becker says that India has an average IQ of 76.2. Someone with an IQ of 145 would be about 1 in 444,000 in India (whereas a 145 IQ is only about 1 in 741 in a 100 IQ avg country). From another angle, someone with a 145 IQ would be 4.59 standard deviations above the mean of 76.2, i.e. extremely rare.
brazilian culture would work in usa
Is your car radio also getting worse, i.e more white noise or is it just mine?
insane that anyone still listens to the radio in 2026
Al Goldstein
yea I ate the entire bag of goldfish in one sitting it's not a big deal and not that big of an accomplishment
smoking on that poop
bloody bitch bastard
ts probably funny af
>>222164636I actually listen to my local low power FM station regularly because they do community updates and events and since it's entirely volunteer ran and non profit they don't do ads and the music variety is amazing since they literally just play whatever the current dj likes, when a dj isn't in it just cycles through a random selection of songs from all of them combined so sometimes it gives a bit of genre whiplash, tried volunteering to run my own show but all the good timeslots were taken sadly
>>222164907lol the AC is crying
I legit wanna have sex with Abigail Shapiro. I'm not jiving about here.
>>222164706the funny part is they're being paid by anti-separatist groups so they can publish this "expose" story only brainrotted boomers trust the CBC
Back from church, it was quite nice.
>>222165007Inside
>>222165006very true saar. please do the needful and make more separatist posts before end of day thank you sir.
How come murricans are so religious? It's kind of bizarre for a developed country.
>>222165028We don't care.
>>222165028We care.
I'm having BISCOTTI with my morning COFFEE listening to Sonatas by SCARLATTI
>>222164957many have gone to AI DJs now so it's completely soulless. i used to love the edgy morning zoo crews like Dean Blundell and O&A but now everything is safe and neutered. not to mention 99% of them are just commercials every 4 minutes and they play the same 50 songs in a loop. i guess you're just lucky to have a good local station in the current year, it's an exception for sure.
>>222165061dumb ass toothpaste flag-havin, wooden shoes-wearing nihilist
>>222165028We're neutral.
>>222165088I'm 1/2 through my coffee and need to take a SHITSCOTTI right now. Gonna go ruin the toilet bowl.
why do u guys still post on 4channel
>>222165061Go watch a richard dawkins documentary and read a science blog somewhere
>>222165117You know damn well god isn't real.
Everywhere I go I'm the ugliest guy in the room
>>222165061Why are Europeans views on America 30 years out of date? Nobody is religious anymore, this place might as well be a bus station in Sodom and Gommorah. Gods dead, get with the times
>>222165129I didn't need that INFO you cucked out homo BIMBO
Watching a German guy explore Georgia, USA
Time for a glass of morning grape juice
>>222165268Stop shilling your Jewish products
I will never forgive israel for what they did to the price of silver
I don't like grape juice
>>222165279I already told you, you can't tell me what to do. I outrank you by an uncomfortable margin.
>>222165290Jews can't even touch silver because it burns their skin.
>>222165312full sized dogs are based as fuck and youre a gay faggot if you disagree kys
>>222165322Women only want full sized dogs for one reason
every day I see a small interaction here that reminds me that about half of Americans read below a 6th grade reading level
>>222165322in an apartment? you selfish piece of shit
>>222165095All the stations around me that aren't independent are owned by iheartradio who are currently running anti AI bumpers advertising their stations as all human no AI so we've avoided that so far thankfully, don't know how long that will last though honestly iheart is such a shit company I expected them to fully embrace AI
>>222165345Because creepy little incels are afraid of them>>222165365Yes you faggot, cope and seethe more. dog lives matter
>>222165180It was a PUDDING pile of EPIC proportions, had to use 2 flushes to get it DOWN the hatch.
What kind of man isn't on the incels side? I mean even if you're an avid sexhaver, you have to realize women are fucking horrible
Another year of normalfags sitting at the benches in front of the supermarket at night with their shitbulls in the summer.
>>222165367iHeart is gay and corporate, they're doing it because they think it's popular. I guarantee they've already got AI running to generate song lists and shit for them.
hello
Women are mentally children, or dogs. When you fully understand that you will no longer hold them accountable for their actions and accept reality for what it is. The only people who hate women are those who suffer from pride, greed or envy.
>>222165478gm, schopenhauer
>>222165506idk who that is but he does look like me
>>222165360Also half of america is brown and say things like "recommend me...". It's all so tiresome
>>222165312Yes, there are small dog cultures and there are big dog cultures. Overall, the global fashion trend as of late is small breeds and toy breeds but I know two countries where large breeds are much more popular: USA and Israel. Even in larger cities you'll constantly see people walking huge ass wolf mfs on a leash. I say no one should get a large dog unless they live on a farm. If you live in the city, it's gonna suck for the dog, for people around you and for yourself.
I want a small dog because it would live longer than a big dog.
>We do not do this in germany!every day FK becomes more and more insufferable
Peter Parker should have boned his landlord's daughter in Spider-Man 3.
>>222165478This is partially true, but it seeks to negate their culpability for evil. Women, like some children, can be absolutely wicked and evil.
My dad had a dog that was half wolf half germany shepherd when I was younger. His landlord killed it by feeding it anti-freeze and my father won the court case
Funnily enough I embody the principle of Wu-Wei in all things>>222165613
>>222165613True but that only justifies hatred for the individual not the whole like incels do
>>222163369Unreal framemog
best dog I ever had was a blue heeler-australian shepherd-lab mutt
>>222156312not to worry he went on a quest to save the Japanese ecosystem. naturally that's gonna take a while.
blacks are responsible for the unchecked ego of fat bitches
Goooood morning!
Damn...
>>222165744G'morrow, worthy AnonI come to fetch you to the Senate house!
Another day of craving the plate of beans and bread from They Call Me Trinity
>>222165740>blacks*simps
>>222165720Nobody told her to do that.
>>222156312Anything known about the cause of death?
Went through a bunch of my coins and took out all the old non-silver coins I had and sold them to a collector for 3x their valueI love baby boomers now
>>222165800He starved himself for that take
Wanna blow my chicken nuggets all over my cheese
>>222165800the outdoor boys variation looks so much better
>>222165800Reddit
>>222165755THE LINE MUST GO BELOW ZERO otherwise we'll never make up for ya'll fleecing the planet
>>222165846What are some heckin based and redpilled 4channel approved media to consoom my fellow anon? :)
Numismatic ass nigga
just took a decius pootus
I just found out there's something here in America called the Senate. Apparently it's a group of people who can do things like the president but not quite the same things. Anyways it's really cool because it has the same name as that thing from Star Wars
I watch Townsends nigga
>>222165891
Have another hour before I have to get rid ready.Sleep or shitpost?
I'm a contractor for hire. I can process invoices like a true bitch bastard.
had a dream where me and brad pitt (mostly him) copied a book by st peter and sold it for free. the police decided to apprehend me and not brad pitt despite him being the mastermind. they also grabbed my laptop
>>222165927AI job
ayo somebody get that nigga hes skipping and gallivanting
O'Shaughnessy is such a dope last name
>>222165933St Peter?
>>222165968yeah
Nice tameetcha, name's Bill O'Shaughnessy, from Quincy.
Just found out that there's different tiers of sex offender. It's kind of like classes in an mmo if you think about it.
instagram got rid of the sort by popularity function
>>222165942Seachnasaigh Ó Seachnasaigh
>>222165563Many large breeds actually do well in apartments and small dwellings, like great danes. They spend a lot of time resting because they're too dam big. Also as long as you properly train them, no dog is going to be a problem for anyone
I got rid of the search for a job function
>>222166011I never used that anyway
>>222166011basically every social media platform is doing this I think its so they can force people to watch sponsored content instead of what people actually enjoy
Doc fixin me up
Imagine using Instagram or any social media
>>222166046what ails you, champion?
>>222166052I have 416 followers on insta
>>222166011you WILL scroll through the whole page and watch more ads chud
>>222166063You can buy followers you know
>>222166046I just know this twink takes back shots on the daily
>>222166056Sinus headaches :(
>>222166063>>222166076What do you get out of all this? It's so meaningless.
>>222166084the tally marks confirm your hypothesis
>>222166063416Toronto area codeCoincidence?
>>222166076I'm not interested in fake attention
doing a shittington pooberg o algo oder
>>222166105Attention Not losing touch with old friends
>>222166116Is that racist? I can't tell.
>>222165939I can do AI job!
My dog has turned into a couch queen in her old age
All social media is just people being fake and pretending stuff to get false validation through likes and comments and followers. But I MEANS absolutely nothing.
>>222165933do you think the dream police were more upset by copyright infringement or by your 13TB of lolicon?
>>2221661664chan is social media
>>222166150pwoaar dasa rite propa crapshire ya be 'avin, some brown brick layin' onna porcelain in dis early morn'
4chan isn't social media because... it just isn't, ok?
>>222166166
>>222166188Really? Wheres the like and subscribe butto? Wheres the usernames?!
>>222166207antisocial media since everyone always says mean things to each other :(
The key to staying productive is to avoid being around women, avoid seeing women, avoid hearing women, avoid thinking of women.Simple as
>I'm gonna lie to strangers and pretend to be something I'm not so they will give me meaningless upvites that I can use to ... um...
>>222166175clearly the former
>>222166225are you socially interacting? are you sharing media? sybau
>>222166259I'm anonymously typing words that people read anonymously you fucking assclown
It's over
>>222166286that doesn't preclude it from being social
NEW>>222166232
>>222166207It isn’t because we are all anonymous. There’s nothing that differentiates us here. Other than the occasional namefaggotry there’s no clout to be gained
>>222159173It wasn't nothing. It was dangerous if you were old, fat, or immunocompromised. Not worth shutting things down and ruining lives though.