Dad Found Out Mom's a Pirate! EditionPrevious:>>222156312
corrpooingyon executedverilypropa gud diss
alright no morons allowed in this one
>>222166232normalfag edition.
Dude did you ever think about how social media is like bad
>>222166332are normalfags pirates now? Idk anything about this
sybau edition
Me rn
gimme a glob of shit sliced thin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UnhhYpl2ws
He seems cool with it
when jobs are so gay that people tip you to be an unemployed zoomer
>DUNKIN DONUTS announced they will be opening at least 700 stores across Canada in 2027>they have also stated they will make it a priority to hire Canadians at all of their new storesSingh Hortons on fucking suicide watch KEK
>>222166500Jeets are Canadian citizens too. He didn't say whites he said Canadians. These days that can mean anything
saar you must hire me or you are racist
>>222166535being a white guy in a job interview with an indian manager is one of the biggest wastes of time on earth.
>>222166447That's McP's
>>222166500canada runs on dunkin
>>222166531None of the jeets working at Taj Mahortons are citizens, they are all here on foreign worker visas. They come over with a fake student visa and then work "while they study" at some non existent college, or they come over solely on a closed work visa which means their single and sole reason for being here is to sling coffee and shit on donuts. If they get fired they are deported, but they're coming over as slaves to then hopefully exploit a loophole and claim refugee status, plop out an anchor baby, etc.
I don't drink covfefe or know how to make donuts but I'll start my own coffee shop
do women really squirt or is it just a false narrative perpetuated by the porn industry?
I'm a crip and I hate bloods
drinking coffee
>>222166698some of them "squirt" in the sense that they lose (sometimes voluntarily) their ability to control their bladder and start pissing on you
>>222166698That's porn fantasy. It's just piss.
i feel sick
>>222166755>>222166765it's kinda hot tho
>>222166487absolute state of diss country
going on a cruise actually looks like alot of fun. why do people hate
>>222166813You ARE sick.
It’s just one of those days, feelin’ like a freight train
Realized today that if I was a well paid mechanic that was honest and knew what I was doing I would never in a million years choose to live in the city so that might explain why it's impossible to find a competent or honest mechanic in the city
>>222166876That's AI
Zoomers will sit inside their entire life then claim everything they see online is AI generated
your father is chinese
>>222166945that's such a fantastic scene
Step one: mission accomplished
I'm not a zoomer and that pic IS ai, Suckdeep
>>222166684if I was Indian I would do the same thing
really want to look at naked females right now but i am fighting the urge
sometimes I fantasize about saving someones life with the Heimlich maneuver
>>222166915nope
>>222166876Aren’t cruise passengers almost exclusively geriatrics and violent blahpipo
>>222167021Yes. People in prison want to escape but it's the governments job to keep them there. If they open the door and let them out, they're at fault. Same with our politicians and immigration laws
>listen to music>imagine myself back in high school and playing the song at a talent show to impress everyoneanyone else do this shit?
I never think about high school and haven't since the day I left
>>222167064no
>>222167021spiritually you are a jeet.>>222167057when you realize they're both releasing violent convicts on purpose and importing violent thirdies on purpose you begin to understand who the real villains are.
Been hearing from many different unbiased sources that california recently rigged a massive election
I think people don't change much. I'm still mostly them same person I have always been.
I look like this and say this
>>222167152I think they get worse
>>222166876A cruise is antithetical to what I actually enjoy about travel>want to learn about the local culture (high and low), history, monuments, ruins, etc? nope, you’re on a multinational corporation’s giant floating hotel>want to sample the local culinary specialties? nope, soulless multinational corporation slop from the cafeteria>spend time with friends and family who happen to live along the way? no one lives on a cruise ship>also >>222167040 and being surrounded by them
>>222167152https://youtu.be/u9VqEsiZ2TQ
It's never over if nothing ever happens
>>222167152People never REALLY change. They just add layers onto whoever they already are
>>222166876I guess they just hate partying with friends and family and visiting exotic locations on a floating 5 star hotel
They just did like 20 shots in my arm :(
>>222167004>70 day focus treesFuck that
When punching mattresses gets oldWhat if it'll always be this way?Not comforted by anything you sayWe were wrecks before we crashed into each other
>>222167241cumshots? grim
is this the cringiest song of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5N2WJ1szHE
>>222166876Because they're cesspits and there's a chance the power goes out and everything smells like piss and shit. I would try a river cruise though because at least I have the option of being able to swim to shore. But even then, most rivers are cesspits too.
>>222166876I heard it costs you all of your money even if you're upper middle class, and the crew are just getting drunk and fucking below deck half the time, and everyone is either black or 90 years old or both, and you spend barely any time at the stops so it's mostly just paying to be on a big boat.Also the entertainment stuff generally seems cheesy and out of touch and like less appealing Didneyworl stuff.The whole giant ship with waterslides and food courts and ping pong and a pool on the deck seems much more appealing if it were me and four of my friends (if I still had friends), not crowded with assholes "needing to destress".
>>222166876Enjoy your Hantavirus
>>222167215Most of recorded history is slow and gradual changes, not major events. We talk about history in terms of decades or centuries of evolution. The idea that some "big thing" will happen and everything does a total 180 isn't realistic. Things are always happening, if you are noticing then you aren't paying attention.
Shan't be posting her because I don't want her to get harassed but there is a 10/10 Chinese tranny I follow on Twitter who you can't even tell is a man until she removes her pants, but 99% of her videos are with hairy small dick old men because they pay her well, really prefer the ones with Americans with big dicks who fly out to fuck her
>>222167215
Picked all the weeds and grass out of Dadbergs vegetable garden it's sooo hot outside
been seeing some weird shadow people lately
why open pokemon cards when you can just go to the bank and buy packs of quarters, nickles, dimes, etc. and search for old/rare ones worth much more than face value?
>>222167327What state? It's overcast here in SoCal
>>222167064I remember thinking about the talent show for a while after going to one for the first time in my senior year. I was in a band and after 5 months of shit we finally wrote a half decent track, and I would daydream about playing it at the talent show and getting pussy after.
>>222167353Fl*rida I want to leave this shithole so bad and go to the north west
>>222167057I support the abolition of prisonPrison is a tyrannical institution used by the government to oppress the people
>>222167384go back north you fucking faggotflorida is FULL
>>222166358Okay but what's the name of this fat assed granny?
>>222167414I was born here ill gladly leave this overpopulated urkel filled state
women are so evil
>>222167389based executioner, killing criminals is a more traditional and finite solution to the problem.
>>222167433you're mom!
Another day, another missed call from am employer calling me at he crack of dawn for some reason
Youtube commenters are unhinged...> This song... it moved me so deeply when my baby passed away. Every time I hear it my heart soars.
The options for punishment of criminals should be capital punishment, corporal punishment, financial punishment, or revocation of citizenship plus exile
Vaginas actually exist it's not a meme every single girl you walk by on the street has one beneath her clothing
>>222167498Saaar who is watching in 2026?
I'm the biggest John Denver fan
I'm the smallest John Denver fan
Rape, rape, rape, rape or rape
I'm the mediumest John Denver fan
>>222167515women literally can't get horny without drugs
>>222167499How about capital reward, corporal rehabilitation, financial reward, or the granting of citizenship plus housing
bot posts shitting up the thread again
I didn't know how good I had it in term of youtube entertainment back in 2022 I always had a streamer to watch at any time of the day now it's relegated to only 3 times a week
is the swamp drained yet
>>222167601Yes all the antisemites had been drained out of the swamp
>>222167449If my mom looked like that, I would legitimately jerk off to her regularly
>>222167601still working on the border wall
>>222167305You aren't a woman just because you say you are however
>>222167636You're a bad son
i think south indians are genetically closer to australian aboriginals and south american natives
what if you drank a lot of coffee
>>222167596>picWho published that
>>222167796South American natives are just displaced East Asians. Dragodian Jeets and aboriginals are closely related and there's and island I forget the name that shows the link between the two
How do I get a polish gf as a blackanon?
>>222167796then why didn't they get exiled across the land bridge for being brown
Older theories sometimes claimed that Australian Aboriginal people and certain South Indian groups were closely related because of perceived physical similarities. Modern genetic studies do not support a close biological relationship between them. One study specifically concluded that despite some morphological similarities, there was no genetic evidence that South Indian tribal groups and Australian Aboriginal populations were closely related.There is, however, some evidence that a small amount of gene flow from India into northern Australia may have occurred about 4,000 years ago, long after Australia was first settled. If this happened, it would represent limited contact rather than a common Dravidian-Aboriginal population
I wish I was Polynesian
>>222167850
Indians are so stinky that abbos and amazonians would rather live with poisonous bugs
>>222167849>South American natives are just displaced East Asianshow? they dont seem to share similar traits
>>222167918Holy based if true
>>222167882That means Australia rightfully belongs to Bharat
dog owners be like if my dog doesn't like you then i don't like you either!
>>222167963Napoleon sent a bunch of Polish troops to crush the Haitian revolution, but a bunch of them defected and fought for the Haitians instead, so early Haiti was very pro-Polish as a result.
I only entertain women who were created in the likeness of Hippolita
Dog owners are faggots. Plus their dogs smell like shit and fungus
Good evening ladies and germs, and welcome to my ass!
>>222167882>One study specifically concluded that despite some morphological similarities, there was no genetic evidence that South Indian tribal groups and Australian Aboriginal populations were closely related.did the study take into account that both could've had a common ancestor?
>>222167967I’d like to acknowledge that Indian settler-colonialists unlawfully invaded and occupied the eternal unceded traditional territory of the Abo Pipo
>>222168052You are Gondii pozzed
Helloam Bocepheus, and remember have a happy diltwater dirtday.
>>222168070Modern genetic research suggests that the ancestors of both Dravidian-speaking peoples of India and Aboriginal Australians ultimately descend from some of the early modern humans who left Africa roughly 50,000–70,000 years ago. However, the populations that became the ancestors of Aboriginal Australians and those that remained in South Asia split apart tens of thousands of years ago.
>>222168043disloyal Slavic pirates.
>>222168184very interesting. did they gave any reasoning as to why both groups are morphologically similar?
did you ever know a funny fat guy
>tendie direct tomorrow + treehouse>I have to workno demographic is more persecuted than the white male gamer
Everyone's trying to pick your pocket to the maximum while acting like your friend The government, your employer, the mechanic, etcIt's one long unending chain of pick pockets
>>222167789inb4 you are banned/post is prunedhappened to the last Anon who shed light on this treachery >yfw Canada is considered so leaky and corrupt they don't want to share or integrate anything because they assume the Chinese will have access to it all
Complaining about Israel is a nonwhite dog whistle
>>222168270Boohoo you are gonna miss the new reveal of the 600th mario game and the 80th Zelda game and a bunch of tranime shovelware
Local community theatre had to nix a show and replace it almost last minute Oh boy
>>222168320pipe down, homosexual
They're still trying to make the boafus way more loafus
>>222166232I hate when people try and talk to me at the supermarket even if I know them because it makes me wanna die
>>222168240All browns look alike.
>>222168379Sounds like a (You) problem
>>222168364You can't call someone a homosexual when you post anime girls like a tranny and cry over Nintendo children's games
>>222168260I AM the funny fat guy
>>222168422anime website, anime generalgb2reddit
In many mammals sticking the behind up is a breeding call
>tranime poster calls someone else a homosexual
>>222168379This never happens to me because I have a very morose unapproachable vibe and also i know no one even if i recognize faces from shopping at a place long enough
>>222168474Go to your containment board troon
my fucking shoulder got sunburnt WEEKS ago and already peeled, but ti still itches like crazy
*Surgically removes the bones in my left arm*
>>222168515go back to your contianment site, redditor
>>222168525My condolences My belly button is itching like a bastard after getting black fly bites inside of it
>>222168477that must be why your girl does it to me every time.
>>222168549You would have a flappy dutch rudder hah ha
>>222168556>after getting black fly bites inside of it
We live in the best era ever. The science today is breath taking. The gdp numbers are off the charts. What a time to be alive
Does your fish head wife have cannons?
How do I successfully be flirtatious in a cool, charming, confident, charismatic, and handsome way?
>>222168593It's my fetish I poured honey on my belly to attract them
>>222168593Tuck your shirt if you're in the woods and those bastards are flying around
>>222168632
Vomited again
looked at a girl's painted toenails today, it was early in the morning.
Abhorrent posts above me
Going shooting and then lunch is a good first date right?
>>222168795How heavy is she
>just a casual date at the rangeamericans are insane
>>222168809a little thin for my liking>>222168823She is getting her permit and thought it would be fun
4th beer
I <3 thickies so much
>>222168385but why?
>>222168605And the cherry on the top birth rates so low meaning we all enjoy an unprecedented standard of living
>>222168969*gives you a hickey*
>>222168993immigration fucked that up.
>>222169009Thanks bro
batman is cookedleft is tobey maguire right is arnold schwarzenegger
I believe that I am right and you are wrong
>>222169020Mass immigration brings new ideas infusing our stagnant backwards culture with new culinary delights and a glut of landscapers. We live in the golden age for getting your lawn mowed. It is simply unprecedented
>>222168906>picThis won't do, you need to take her to The Cheesecake Factory. Say the range is closed for "recalibration" (women love big words) and eat a full course instead.
Business idea: start an illegal distillery in a warehouse
Woke up and my fingers were bloody. No idea from what I guess I somehow cut my finger on somethingBizarre
>>222169130bed bugs maybe?
>>222168632Be rich and have abs
morning fella! i had sex with this cumslut >>222169068 last night. i am glad to report he came twice
>>222169145Nobody's got bed bugs. I don't wanna hear that in here again.
>>222169104i'd rather just buy booze from the store and not die of methyl poisoning
>>222169130It's your bed ants
>>222169065the next Republican nominee should campaign solely on banning landscaping.
>>222168984Same hair colorSame eye colorAll shortAll brown
restaurant just took 20+ minutes to prepare my order and now the driver has "some stops" along the way.
>>222169166im going to pour bed bugs onto your bed tonight muhaha
COURSE BY COURSE ONE BY ONETIL YOU SHOUT ENOUGH I'M DONE THEN WE'LL SING YOU OFF TO SLEEP AS YOU DIGEST
>>222169270step by step, heart to heartleft right left, we all fall dowwwn
when i quit drinking it was like losing my best friend
>>222169171I'll market it as hipster and kitsch. You'll be paying me $90 to die from my methynl poison
>>222169266I'm going to pour molten metal down your urethra
/s/ has withstood the test of time
noooooooooo I dont wanna go to work
>>222169419>Can you work a double shift today? I'd hate to replace you with someone who could
How does one go about securing the services of a prostitute?
>>222169462ask your mom
give money and collect fuck from sex dispenser
Retail, sales work is humiliation ritual
>>222169462you forgot your sister's number?
Beawumbo
In what way is it an immoral sin, to seek to better your life and country, by going to another, gaining money, and using the money of your labor to better the lot of your family and compatriots back home? If one respects the laws, the language, the identity of the nation that gives him employment, if one to an extent even believes the ideology of his host country, flaws and all, yet is neither a traitor to its people nor his host's people, and loves both as of his own, and would die to defend these two nations wich are at peace with each other, what then is his crime?Even if you believe that races are in permanent competition and that the interests of it supercede morality, how does this synthesis and collaboration harm either of them?
>>222169452Jeff Bezos gets a bad rap. When I worked in an amazon warehouse you could come in late or leave early and nobody would bat an eye. and the benefits were very good for a job that required no qualifications. it was basically welfare with extra steps
>>222169462Go to the websites, find the number listed in the ad call or text numberFigure it out
women give their daughter unique and beautiful sounding names and then just dump a bible name on their sons
I want to have sex with Jeff Bezos
>>222166888cuz ya never knowno ya never knowwhen you're gonna go
>>222169526>12 hour work day>welfare with extra stepslol, Americucks are ridiculous sometimes.
>>222167498all i ever see is retarded zoomers spamming some variant of>x is diabolicalon every vdieo
Catberg brought me a dead iguana that was ripped in half
>>222169554Tried and some thots want a reference or some ID? Wtf
>>222169526This. I didn't work for Amazon I did security at one of their warehouses. People who complain about working there would complain about a free lunch. People are so lazy these days, guess that's what you get for hiring mainly PoC
>>222169586it was a 10 hour work day and the job was super easy.
>>222169555I'm gonna name my daughter Waphrodite and my son Ba'al.
>>222169462You go to a place in your city where there's a suspicious amount of half-naked women and transvestites at night, you approach them with your car, you make an arrangement with them (make sure to confirm that woman/trasvestite is an actual prostitute), you carry her with your car to a nearby hotel, you pay her the agreed upon amount, undress, open up a condom and use it to cover your erect penis, and then insert it into the prostitute's vagina, making a back and forth movement to secure a satisfactory experience. Then, after eyaculation, you remove the condom, put your used clothes into a bag, and either sleep in the hotel room you rented or return home.
time to get clobbered
it's slobberin' time! *kisses anon*
>>222169603Awww.
>>222169625True. having to work around ghetto black people was one of the harder parts of the job
>>222169696It left a huge blood and poo stain on the patio not cool
James Iha was one of a handful of Asian men getting untold metric fucktons of white pussy in the 90s. He's old as shit now, but he had his fun. Plus he married a mayo mamma
>>222169606Ignore and move on to the next. Keep in mind those could also very well be scammers who are just posting a random girls photo
>>222169727In cat culture bringing you a vanquished car ass is a sign of deep admiration and respect. Your cat was saying he loves you.
>>222169651I've never ejaculated before how do I do that?
>>222169780No one cares chang
>>222169844Ayeeyah!
Here's Jim with Kim Deal from the Breeders fame. She later went on the play bass for the Pixies and wrote a song about bbc called "Gigantic"
>>222169599That's crazy work blud :skull:
>>222169836i can help you ejaculate
This is Kimmy I'm Chicago in '94Why do all the women I had crushes on turn out to be lesbians
The Oil & Gas Industry
She's old as shit now but she still, you know, looks good.
>>222170042You should fuck my ass
>>222170067You should kill yourself fag
>>222170076Don't use that language
>>222170076use that language
start cumming
It turns out I'm actually a sex knight
Idk how to use a electric drill Whenever I want to make a small hole in something i just grab a hammer and a screw
I forgot to buy gas last night and I thought to myself "I'll get it in the morning like Alonzo". Sports fans will understand this.
>>222169556How bogged are you?
Colonoscopists go to school to study how to ass probe old people for a living. Grim
>>222167311I liked how they knew nothing of this virus for months but they knew the exact plate of food it come from day one.
>>222170326But they are rich as pharaohs
>>222170346what is she trying to convey with that facial expression?
>>222170349Rather be poor and not have to shove things up old people's buttsThen a rich butt proberTbqh
thinking about the greatest poster in the history of /int/
>>222170439I told you stop thinking about me when I'm not here
Can't wait for my brother to leave dear God it's been half a week already what is he waiting tor
>>222170439the french arab? what a legend
>>222170439I like to think I'm probably in the Top 20
my favorite /int/ poster trooned out during the pandemic
>>222170567Lmao
>>222170567Never made any sense. Being a guy is so obviously superior.
bit depressed I reckon
>>222170783
>>222170346corr need to see her shagged uncensored by a white man
my senses have been stripped
>>222171018my hands can't feel to grip
Really don't want to go to the gym high key kind of cooked but it is what it is
>>222170567most of my old discord friends have either trooned out or gone insane
>>222171055>>222171018phwoarlove a bit of tambourine manmay be dylans most beautiful songmost poetic lyrics
corrsometimes you just see a random birdcompletely midunremarkablethe brainberg just den finks"phwoar i wanna shag your arse propa gud pute horrorshow like"propa gud diss
I'm making salted fish but my neighbor keeps screaming at me to be quiet even though I'm in my kitchen not making any noise. Salting fish isnt noisy
Discord fag pedos getting ptsd from all the troonings
>>222171105Yeah very beautiful. Like a little trip through a daydream.
>SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!!!!
i have some soda and i have some vodka
I just made a double cheeseburger in my country and I ate it and i literally had an orgasm. On a scale from 1 to 10 how would cum bros rate my self made double cheeseburger...?
>>222171358where's the yellow cheese
I'm a loser the only joy I get out of daily life is in making stuff makes me feel like less of one
>>222168296kek i called it
but for the sky there are no fences facing
Who would you have sex with?
>>222171419>>222171419
>>222171419>>222171446AI sloppa
what do you get when a samoan and a black have kidssome mo niggas
I wish I was the Blue Eyes White Dragon from Yugioh. That would be so sick.
get it
>>222171627I wish I was batman
Debating about switching to using cash mainly instead of cardUntraceable and easier to control spending
If there are infinite universes then Batman has to exist in one of them
i don't see the way out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S67z2aekBrI
>>222171688>untraceable Why so secretive?
>>222171688Tres vrai, but methinks you're more likely to spend with cash
Just spent an hour or two cleaning my room. Not perfect but definitely neater.
>>222171688why do you need to be untraceable? are you doing illegal things?
>>222171747Jordan Peterstein would be proud
I once stole panties from the laundry and jerked off on them
>>222171795Who's panties?Very important question
>>222171709You are trading the convenience and in exchange these financial companies have a massive trove of data about your spending habits, when and where you shop, what you shopThat data is absolutely used for targeted advertising. The less data they have on you the more you are in control >>222171771Why do you want to be traceable?
>>222171688Don't do that they are tracing you even more. Stick to card.
>>222171727>you're more likely to spend with cashI often find that true when I have a large amount seeing it reminds me and then I go spending, but the flip side is you can control it more. If you want to control your spending only bring a certain amount with you in your wallet and leave your cards
>>222171818because I know I'm not important enough for the government to care about and I prefer convenience
>>222171816No idea it was a free laundry place and their clothes were in the dryer. I coomed and tossed em
She's so pretty
caffeine and alcohol. yin and yang
>>222171916Red Bull and vokka was killing niggas back inna day
Hard throbbing cock
>>222171871Didn't say anything about the governmentThis was about both controlling spending and the reality that financial institutions use your data to create a profile on you for advertising. The less data others have on you the more power and control you have over yourself, which is always better
>>222171832I'm what way do you mean the only data point is when and how much you withdrawWhich does show some info about your spending habits but not very much
>>222171959You kiss your mudda with that mouth?
Sometimes you are cooked and yet you must still cook
>>2221719484 loko was putting niggas in comas
>>222172082Lotta foreign flags ITT. I'm not a huge fan.
>>222171962I guess you're totally right
>>222172088Inised to fuck with 4Lokos back in like 2011. Shit was disgusting, the pink lemonade one tasted like a pink marker
NEW>>222172171
>>222172145yeah but you had to do what you had to do
>>222171888she looks annoying as hell
