rorke doing the cha cha slide at his nan's wake

>>222162525
bet he works for the chinese

aussiemong tri-hourly meltdown

spotted rorke

poofter capital of australia

>>222162546
poo chuntering

99% of all seething foreigners couldn't handle the bants and ended up eternally mindraped

nooooo you were supposed to believe my fanfiction I wrote about australia being a white paradise where we all live on the beach and dont have to work and dont have leb rape gangs!!

>>222162525
throw this nigga on the bbq right now, fucken starving

>>222162525
I live with 4 zoomer flatmates and all of them are currently still in the flat at 12:45 on a monday

>>222162558
best post in the history of /brit/

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the zinger

>>222162581
its genuinely over for zoomers lmao they're such lazy, mentally ill freaks

>>222162558
nothing and i mean NOTHING could encapsulate the /brit/ ethos more than this jpeg image

those frog cartoons were never funny

>>222162502
They still view us as colonials to tread on. They've always hated that Aussies don't take their shit and treat them as equals and it enrages them.
>>222162496
I just experienced it again in getting accepted into Oxbridge. They treat Aussies like complete shit. They hate seeing Aussies succeed and break into their exclusive circles, so they beat us down. Imagine a bloke from Sydney sitting next to a well bred boy from Eton and speaking to him as an equal. They fucking hate it, which is why they've always seethed at us destroying them in cricket the 'gentleman's game'.

>>222162596
ktim KTIM KTTTTTIIIIIIIIMMMMMM

dunno if it's just my local kfc but the chicken is all really salty grim tasting stuff

might actually stop using the internet all and all, 4channel is the last vestige for my usage yet it grows thinner and thinner
don’t know how to quit youtube and the ‘casts though

he's mindraped beyond belief lmaooo

>>222162624
They reduced the salt content and changed the oil they used back in 2010. Has been dogshit ever since

>>222162620
>crossthread arguing
The sign of a kipper

>I just experienced it again in getting accepted into Oxbridge
>Imagine a bloke from Sydney sitting next to a well bred boy from Eton
Brainstorming a fantasy novel?

On the blower with Sri Lanka

>>222162620
you've been done like five times in a row mate fucking let it go jesus christ

ahhh yes when i went to the university of oxbridge i got bullied by brits

SEX 18: THE PENIS OF CHUDJAK

>>222162317
looking at this bint's account I have to assume she's a grifter desperately fishing for nazi simps
still baffles me why these stormtrooper larpers in general somehow think larping around with nordic runes and rants against jews is somehow an electorally viable strategy
even nick griffin eventually realised that shit doesn't win votes

>>222162641
>a well bred boy from Eton
mmmmmmfffmmmgghhhhh

he let may mays about britain on /pol/ ruin his life

>>222162672
screaming at this

>Remember when Hollywood tried so hard to push asian men as handsome only for nobody to care because asian men look like they have down syndrome and have tiny dicks?
lol, lmao even

Sebastien, a well-to-do Eton boy, had his whole life planned out. That is, until he met Bruce, an antipodean hunk who rocked his world.

Continually surprised by the mental illness on this board. New levels are revealed daily.

Bloke from Sydney turning me into an Eton mess after raping me at Oxbridge because I implied he wasn't my equal and he was a savage man from dirty Australia (I am well bred)

are australians bames?

sorry but all homosexuals are clearly mentally ill

They're still in denial despite the writing on the wall for the union. The Scots hate them, the Irish hate them, the Welsh hate them, Continental Europe hates them, Americans hate them...
But lets pretend it's mentally ill for Aussies to hate poms
We've had English PMs, they would NEVER accept an Australian as PM of the UK

take the thong out yo bussy playa

yeee
naaa
yeee
naaa

This aussie reminds me of welshmong when he's on one

>>222162717
was just saying this down the boring unlikeable bastard club

>>222162742
the berg was a good buy for harem morale

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>>222162715
yh?

spiderberg is slacking on the mothtoil going on in my bathroom

Don't hate Aussies as a whole just hate that one schizo one that won't leave this thread despite hating the UK

>>222162752
Did you make a wrong turn? That's not somewhere you should be x

>>222162626
you'll just end up like that lad who quit the internet for a year and all he did was play tony hawks skating around forever

>>222162767
Not eating for the gays and theys

>>222162770
Aussies are just as British as anyone from the UK. We can hate the UK but we're /brit/ nonetheless

feel like brits are the most normal down to earth people in the world objectively

running low on rorkes need to order more

>>222162776
O/////O

>>222162804
we all fae somewhere - Nelson Mandela

Watch Free Movie Bengaluru online - No Virus

i love work. the only 2 things i get any joy out of are when something goes well at work and drinking and ive stopped drinking. i dread going home from work cause i cant sleep and those hours from 5pm to midnight are so unbelievably boring all there is to do is exercise and watch screens

>>222162767
Vile
Simply vile

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good morning guys

>>222162809
Yeah we're the most normal people to speak to, everybody else seems to have this mental characteristic that ruins it. The aussies are delusional, the yanks are genuinely mentally ill, the continentals are insufferable

reminder that the government is planning an age verification requirement for all devices that can connect to the internet

>>222162770
he's also a literal nonce that posts those missing children and is obsessed with black willies
the cunt's probably wasted more of his life on here than everyone else ITT combined

getting the daily poo in

Oh you know what other Australian film I like
Chopper
Very interesting man he was

>>222162809
only some of them. londoners live in a different world

rorke getting a fatwa put on him after accidentally leaning on mecca and knocking it over

>>222162872
Yeah I hope he gets raped to death by an 'orse

>>222162872
Did you just invent the kids thing or what? You're the freak mate, we've already had this convo. Stop sucking up to the poms, they hate you.

>>222162878
keithy's done himself a mischief

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sikhs are still bro tier r-right?

>>222162885
mental they have a knock off big ben at the mecca square
arabs have no sense of decorum

also weird when the dedicated thread freak for the day is an anglo, like its unnatural
makes sense when its some south american or asian freak of course

>>222162878
He died with a falafel in his hand
BMX bandits
Crocodile Dundee

This concludes the list of every Australian film ever made

>>222162885
millions of rasheeds staring at him in shocked silence before holding their scimitars up and screaming

>>222162892
you've wasted your life here and will die alone

Sikhs 'are being attacked every day in Britain since Henry Nowak's killer was jailed'

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15881485/Sikhs-attacked-Britain-Henry-Nowak-killer-jailed.html

fuckin'

>>222162929
I post on /brit/ maybe twice a month
You meanwhile post here constantly and invent characters
We've already had this argument, you revealed yourself to be severely mentally ill. Stop projecting.

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Lunch time lunch time what's for lunch I have to go look in the fridge

>>222162936
polish george floyd

wish i had a sikh friend so i could call him a sikh cunt

>>222162948
Grotesque freak looks like a cartoon character but not a fit one like Lola Bunny or the squirrel from sword in the stone

>>222162959
me when i'm telling the new skeleton upkeep man what his primary duty is at the george floyd mausoleum

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Stop arguing, guys

need skyrim dragonborn to chop my head off with a great sword enchanted with soul trap and then use me to enchant an iron dagger for enchantment levels and sell me for 91 septims but the vendor has 0 gold so I'm essentially given away as I'm such a worthless freak

>>222162879
are we talking about british londoners or 'londoners'

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>>222162986

went to my sikh friends house once and when his dad said that we'd be eating soon so don't head straight upstairs to play playstation my mate said 'I can't, feel sikh' and his dad back slapped his mouth and sent me home lol

>>222162986
for me it’s far cry 1

flooding the thread with toxic negativity me

>>222162952
when was the last time you lovingly held a woman's hand
prozzies don't count

>>222162986
my life would be drastically improved if i lived somewhere sunny with nice beaches

rorke keeping an emergency wotsit in his foreskin

can’t look at a tropical scene without imagining the awful humidity so it’s never really appealed

sorry rorke, the weave stays ON during sex

>>222163051
always taste better with a good bit of nob cheese seasoning

You have been banned from /r/foreskinstapledshut

rorke with his gf sharing post-sex kool aid and pineapple

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>>222163097

>>222163045
relevance of holding a woman's hand to disliking the baseless arrogance of the pom?

>>222162989
hate to hear you talk like this mate

right well

not on really

Uppity antipodeans today, I wonder what upset them

can hear my flatmate calling his doctor/gp and complaining because he has a cold

>>222163133
should be a time of goodwill for them, almost christmas in australia isn't it

>>222163133
lost big on the pokies and used up all their centrelink bennies

rorke saying cha cha real smooth after his mum tells him to get a job and clean his room

>>222163151
can’t believe he’s still arguing about le rigged election mate who cares

I'm a lesbian

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Restore pick up so new members

odd stain on my computer chair not caused by any bodily fluids that won't go away

rorke doing the ketchup dance after a good war thunder round

>>222163184
It's caused by bodily fluids and you know it admit it cumchair

>>222163114
i reckon being a frustrated sexless virgin fuckup is actually incredibly relevant to you developing these bizarre one-sided autistic grudges mate kek

>>222163177
big tent nationalism wins elections

feel sick :(

right
that's not allowed is it

>>222163220
good

we love our bedrooms don’t we folks

>>222163225
:((

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when i stood up after having a poo a glob that was stuck on my arse fell onto the back of my shorts as I stood up to begin wiping and then I sat on my expensive office chair smearing poo all over it

done him up like a kipper

Just heard about the new Halo Combat Evolved remake, quite looking forward to that. I love Halo:CE
In fact, I may just get the Master Chief Collection installed and play Halo:CE again

>>222163222
the umcats are allowed

some rain out there

>>222163209
it just logistically makes no sense
i fart my jizz out the old fashioned way

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>Manchester was faked
>Emergency responders weren't party to it, they just identified deaths and injuries incorrectly, also people who died in accidents were staged as Arena deaths and many actors involved in the staging emigrated to other countries
>relatives of emigrants were grieving in a different way so it all looked realistic
wtf is wrong with this lad? lmao

GAPING

moar lyke gaylo cumbat devolved

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i can fix her

feel sick and delirious can hardly focus on /brit/

>>222163237
I sit down to wipe, never understood stand up wipers

Got my excellent glasses on watching live Roland garros

better call that shit GAYlo
cause it's for GAY niggas

anita rani imwf scenes xxx

manchester definitely exists mate

>>222163277
doubt it mate. it finished yesterday

>>222163217
hardly a one-sided autistic grudge when the majority of Australians don't like poms and the majority of poms don't like Australians
You can act like you fuck lots of women but you certainly don't talk to them else you would know I'm right.

Done him.

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The UK has what has to be the world's most obviously fixable housing crisis.

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i aint pray for these baguettes i prayed for better days :)

>>222163261
come on now

feels like there’s about four people in here atm
where are all the neetchads

>>222163306
pic unrelated

>>222163299
you've wasted your life here and will die alone LOL

>>222163306
Greenbelt must have cost the UK economy trillions

>>222163306
yeah look at all the light blue bits on the map to put the biomass in

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>>222163265
the full rogue's gallery

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>>222163287
Really want to buy her nendoroid but I just bought the Yotsuba one
Wish I had infinite money and space for my gay toys

love their unworkable age verification policies does are labour

>>222163313
wagwan bredda

>>222163313
*raises smeg encrusted hand*

BREAKING: in what's being called an act of biological terrorism rorkes genetic code has been altered by the potency of black pussy

what's king charlie doing for his birthday today

>>222163306
is that green gunk the biomass?

>>222163384
>>222163388
NOW it’s a party

rorke carefully explaining to his mother that he simply cannot go to work due to being a nietzschean

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>222163400
erm... yeah haha
*shyly rapes you*

honestly one wishlist for evolution in the future is to make fingers and hands not sweat, really feel this one was an oversight

Having a lovely cup of coffee out of my special cup. You can tell it is my special cup as it has my name on it, and it was a gift from my parents which makes it special.

I'm an unfuckable bore

https://voca.ro/1n9nazlUzoLF

>>222163426
application denied

>>222163418
*delicately snaps your neck*

making my penis smaller with grok

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>>222163404
>tfw mum gave up on me ages ago

>>222163439
all possible questions have been answered

i read the other day that yaoi usually includes the characters bumming each other, but yuri rarely includes sex at all

>>222163440
Become the unfuckable life of the party then

mmm yes

get the missing cuties posted

>>222163449
*softly snaps it back into place*
*continues delicately going at your poochute*

>>222163440
think you meant boar *pulls your curly wurly tail*

>>222163482
yeah? you just happened across that on the internet and read about it did you?

any gay retard in

normies love telling you they hate the word moist

Statistically likely to eat 2 or 3 chocolate hobnobs

>>222163507
:3c

i'm 35 years old and my 65 year old father recently had a baby with a 25 year old mulatto woman. The baby boy they had is very cute, he's 2 now and has piercing blue eyes, he used to have blonde hair but now it's brown. i can tell he's going to be a mogger and have a much better life than me. Instead of being envious I'm gonna support him because I know my father is narcissistic piece of shit and the mother is too overprotective of the baby.

>>222163551
remember when everyone hated comic sans font

I just hid your thread.

FAQ
>What does this mean?
Your thread is no longer visible on my catalog.

>Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be unworthy of being on my catalog. These include, but are not limited to:
-Country or language generals
-Porn or coomer bait
-Incel ragebait and blackpills

>Am I banned from 4chan?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making threads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to hide those threads too, which may put your posting and thread making privileges in jeopardy.

>I don't believe my thread deserved to be hidden. Can you un-hide it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I un-hide a thread. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a (you) explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to (you)s within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of hide appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

>How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the hide and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on 4chan.org. I will continue to hide your threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: 4chan is a privilege, not a right.

"I downvote your thread because it adds nothing to /int/ - international. It's low effort, unoriginal, and contributes nothing of value. I hope you take this as constructive criticism and strive to improve the quality of your contributions in the future."

>>222163482
Read a yuri manga once where instead of slamming their fannies together like normal lesbians their form of intimacy was the dominant one forcing the other one to do degrading stuff like piss herself in public and eat eat her own puke
Very disturbed lot those yuri fans

>>222163561
bit rapey

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>be Brit
>visit Florida
>go to gun range
>come back home
>get arrested for it

>>222163561
wehre do i download the ai elon sex roleplay app URGENT

>>222163569
no

the 9/10 supervisor asked me to put her handcuffs back on her belt and when I did it my fingers brushed against her magnificent arse, I'll be thinking about that for days now

>>222163570
>your behavior will not be tolerated on 4chan.org
scrm

>>222163561
second fella must have failed the second chance because he does NOT work for twitter thats for sure!

>>222163588
This was actually fine as a poorly drawn ms paint comic. This AI garbage is the worst thing my poor innocent 30 or 40 year old eyes have ever been subjected to. Fuck you.

>>222163588
ponyposter i love you but please don't post AIslop
that's heathernonce's thing

>>222163561
Thirdies are baffling

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>30 or 40 year old

does he delete them himself or is the janny really that quick

>>222163561
giving jeets internet access will go down in history as man's single greatest blunder

will have been been unemployed for 15 years this june

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"I'm NOT rorke" i whisper softly to myself as I pull the lever to divert the trolley from its current course of one Indian man to the track containing every woman in the world

>>222163636
did fuck all for fifteen years award

>BREAKING: Iran launches wave of next generation ballistic missiles aimed at my smelly bollocks

>>222163636
thank you for your service

>life expectancy in the United Kingdom is approximately 81.3 years
bit egregious this
im already bored of life and im not even halfway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPA-rvhIzB0

>>222163636
>>222163652
KEK THIS IS ME

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>yet another job rejection today. on the dole 15 years now
>mum sees i'm upset and tells me not to worry, she'll make my favourite tea tonight to cheer me up - chicken kievs with chips and beans
>sit down to eat and realise immediately she's bought asda's own brand beans even though she knows i only eat heinz
>blazing row over beans flares up, end up flinging my plate at the wall
>mum runs off sobbing and saying she doesn't know what's wrong with me
>run upstairs to my room screeching and on all fours, slam the door as loudly as i can
>creep downstairs later on to get snacks because i'm starving
>overhear mum on the phone to her friend talking about how she raised a failure of a man

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>>222163636
Universal High Income soon

>>222163506
not randomly, i was reading about it because it's the first time i've seen a yuri anime before

>>222163636
>unemployed
think you’re ‘economically inactive’ at this point mate

>>222163674
It's like 75 for Scottish men

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>>222163694

no love on the dole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r5byXcQMGg

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>>222163717

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>run upstairs to my room screeching and on all fours

the next jeans chronicles

>>222163707
might become scottish then

objectively more efficient to run up stairs on all fours
We will lose days of previous time on this earth because it isn't politically correct to run up the stairs on all fours like a baboon

>>222163717
>i have lung cancer, better give myself stomach cancer as well
mongalonga

dead thread innit

I am a pharmacy student. I will get to the UK as a foreign pharmacist and get my degree validated (OSPAP/GPhC) and then work as either a hospital pharmacist or a community pharmacist. Then I will wage slave and save $$$ until I get my ILR (Indefinite Leave to Remain) then with the $$$ I wage slaved I will get into a MSc and PhD program in an advanced UK/US/Norway only fields, and if everything goes smoothly, I will eventually end up with a really good six figures career.
This shit requires coding, math, etc. and I will have to start NOW, and I will probably work 10 years in advance for a volatile investment.
AND GOD FUCKING KNOWS IT WHEN I COMMITTED TO THIS PLAN EVERY FUCKING DAY SOME STUPID BROWN CUNT STABS A NATIVE BRIT AND CAUSES OUTRAGE IN THE UK.
What to do now?

remember when people were genuinely too stupid for the new captcha

might become a travelling salesman

poo roar

>>222163843
Going to be waiting for you at Luton airport with a giant hammer and just squash you flat as a pancake as soon as you step off the plane

>>222163843
Don't worry about all that lad, get yourself on a small boat NOW

>>222163853
What will you sell

unc be like remember the cha cha slide

>>222163843
Why leave Jordan? It's a nice place.

>>222163843
are you black?

Wish I was in my 20s and living back home again

>>222163885
No, fair skinned Arab

in A&E with a burst arse

>>222163864
Stolen meat and dodgy firesticks

>>222163864
No idea

>>222163891
why?
i'm doing this right now and it's shit

>>222163885
is that your chat up line?

need lunch
thinking of getting a meal deal from tesco and also some pot noodles
maybe some cakes and biscuits as well

>>222163913
Zero responsibilities, that and I miss my dog

rorke thinking about his time at school when he only got a couple of shags because word got around he had a big dick and a couple of weird size queen girls were desperate to shag him and it was the only shags he's managed to get in his life

now he just feels like a used retard and would prefer to be a virgin

Right so apparently arch deano Joe Weller is now a Christian and has been saved by Jesus Christ

sainsbury's ultimate prawn cocktail down the hatch

Today I sat at a bench at uni and like 10 campus security guards stormed the place and started looking around and suddenly locked onto me and approached me, telling me to SHOW US YOUR ID ASSHOLE!
Then suddenly one of them looks at some other bloke across of me and says IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM and then they all tackled him and escorted him outside.
It's been 7 hours since that happened and my legs are still shaking and I am still stuttering. How can people commit a crime and just go to prison? Shit's terrifying.

>>222163939
who's he raped then?

>>222163932
Listen you big fat fuck, get a salad and none of that junk rubbish. See you in the club in two months and we'll fuck our way out.

post that sexo deer

>>222163958
LOL nice one Bruce

imagine being in your thirties and still having no responsibilities haha…

>>222163943
not that kosher is it

>>222163958
rorke

>>222163963
okay.. but i'm skinny as fuck
i need to eat to get bigger to do that

>>222163956
>I won't get caught
>It'll never happen to me
What'd he do anyway for a big arrest like that?

Would we eat other humanoids if they existed and were dumber than us?

imagine if you were living in jordan but you were called jordon
mental

Call situation at work is getting out of hand

They're not scheduling a kick off call that goes before the pre test call but after the scoping call
What we're meant to do on this call remains unclear

we're jeffrey epstein
we're flying the plane

>>222164002
NEETs and high school drop outs or people who just can't enter high school sneak into uni campuses to sexually harass and catcall girls, or to get into fist fights, and not a long time ago some girl broke up with some bloke outside of uni and he sneaked inside the university and shot her dead with a shotgun or a handgun or something and ever since all colleges and unis here became max security and you have to present your ID to get in

>>222164038
ah right. keep us posted lad

>>222164038
cool

Naked german whore on the 'log

right then I'd better make a start on the dishes

>>222164029
I know a few guys called Scott here in Scotland

>>222164090
proper corr

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>>222163928

no one:
not a soul:
rorke: hi
leftypol: hi mate
Drake: Shes in love with who i am back in high school i used to bust it to the dance

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>>222164038

>>222164090
cracking set of boobs

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kek rorke's whip

>>222164125
wiuld never put anything political on my car
afraid of it getting keyed

>>222164125
yeah rorke really loves yahud doesn’t he

/brit/ is pro Israel btw

*falls off the back of the thread*

>>222164076
>>222164077
>>222164106
This doesn't even include the team calls, coordinator catch up calls and various company wide calls
Efficiency in this country must be in the toilet

why does every oasis song sound the exact same

>>222164173
*rolles eyes*
tssss. typical isn't it

just want the world cup to start so i have something to do rather than just rot away

>>222164200
don't all sound like Colombia do they no cause that would be peng proper tune that

cody you're such a freakin fag stacey is totally into you bro

>>222164164
fuck up gupta rapedeet

>>222164070
would love to give sloppy backshots to a Jordanian muslima’s fat arse

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>>222164125