Imperatrix Melonivs EditionPrevious:>>222166232
I activate my trap card "Shid pant". You will now shid your pant.
I wish I knew her personally and we were friends
>>222172216LMAOWhat have you done
>>222172127Yeah I am. Stay raped slave
>>222172315pathetic samefag
>>222172353Nope
I'm not a business man, I'm a business, man
Lotta people don't know, Meloni is mezzosiciliann so she is terrone
Finally a good edition
Bros I don’t know if I can continue the 500-750g of white cheese daily diet. It hits the macros but I am starting to hate white cheese.
>>222172410You should t eat cheese everyday you fuckin mortadell
im so ugly and retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHl6JDPqfr4
old animation had so much more soul than CGI garbage
>>222172410Find me another way to get 42g of protein for a little over $1 and I’ll stop
>>222172488>>222172437Meant for. I’m starting to lose brain power due to cheese digesting.
I'm so cute and intellectual
>>222172485A lotta people lament that we are in the "age of clay", the meaning being mankig started in the age of gold and everything has got progressively worse. Well I would posit that were beyond the age of clay and are in the age of plastic.
>>222172488gorilla biscuits
i'm on a game losing streak
Sometimes the cooked becomes the cook
I love pearl onions and could eat them as a whole meal. Delicious.
what food is easiest on the stomach
>>222172249I wanna have a smoke with Meloni
>>222172636Probably bananas
>bot posts flooding the thread again
>>222172656Moi aussi but ya gotta statta accortoI hear she used to be mobbed up, or was involved with some fascist kneecappers
>>222172171>>222172249Davos Hag
Capo di tutti capi
>>222172698She is just a lying politician
>>222172636Buckwheat is the GOAT. Buckwheat Goulash is my favourite meal
>>222172745Incazzat, arrabiat, geloso furore
>>222172765Buckwheat is poisonous in bug quantities>>222172779Clueless
>>222172805Io saccio, she's a politician like any other, but she's a woman and I think she's pretty so be quiet
As time goes on, it's highly improbable that an organization won't gain total control of the planet or completely fail
>>222172171in the next thread please don't post hags it makes me gag tyvm
bizarre how that one post about israel was nuked almost immediately, yet these obvious AI posts and bot spam like >>222172885just litter the thread nonstop
>>222172765>goulashthe Eastern European's cope for eating inferior cuts of beef
>>222172840Statt zitt puttana
kirk yourself schizo
>>222172972We make it with pork cheeks here. But its not a soup more like dtewed meat slowly cooked in tomato sauce and a lot of onions
What was your face like while watching the backrooms?
Bit of a chill day, the sexy gym girls are all present
Hardcore feminists are just female incels
>>222172979Ngul a mamt
>>222172916low test.
Lmfao
In high school I had to go to summer school to retake gym class. It was me and 7 other retards and a teacher who really didn't want to be there. Most fun I’ve had in my life
>>222173048Bucchin a mammt cafone
>>222173095Bitch titties having ass
Jesus Christ this girl is so hot
>>222173081They are literally starving in Cuba and praying for you Americunts to carpet bomb the Castros
>>222173124I was skinny as a rail. I just skipped that class all the time
how do i cope with the fact that my gf had sex with a black guy before we started dating, it's driving me crazy
>>222173095breakfast club ahhh tier
>>222173248You fuck him and post the video to Xvideos
>>222173248>Pre-cucked lmao how are enjoying those sloppy seconds
Why the fuck can't i remember any of my dreams from last night
>>222172399Nah I'm going to fucking call the cops on you for being canadian fuck you
does cooked human meat look more like chicken or steak
>>222173374STFU leonardo
>>222172805Fake news >>222172972You need a goulash for buckwheat because while it’s the GOAT carb choice it’s also impossible to eat without some kind of sauce.
>>222173389It tastes like steak-umms
>>222172399so I'm headed to tim hortons what is that you want
I hate zoomers so much
Tbar row cooks my shit hardstyle
>>222173326I steal them from you and sell them to schizos. It ain't easy but it's honest work.
New Yorkers be like>AYYYY YOOO OCKK *Claps hands* LEMME GET A BACON EGG AND CHEESE WITH EXTRA CAT PEE ON IT YA HEARD!
i think fatherberg's gf is here
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>>222173457Slovene trad cuisine begs to differ
just kills me to see people having fun
>>222173615have you fucked her yet?
Eating from a local Mexican joint for luncheon and it's delicious. I just wish I had an ice cold mexican cerveza to complete the experience.
>>222173727>*A random black man hands you a Modelo negra*
Nigberg
>>222172171SEX
>>222173763*tips my cowboy hat to the black gentleman*Arigato Gozaimasu
It doesn't matter one bit if a girl likes you or finds you attractive if you're a beta who can't approach
If I could just go joker mode no inhibition
>>222173873It’s a choice to be a beta who can’t approach
The president should make the gas price higher
Just did a huge slurry poo. It's piled up and looks like the emoji poopoo lmfao
>>222173564>New Yorker>Ya heardFucking moron
>>222173104Sorry, Im at work and got busy for a second. Uh where were we .. uh, salutame a sorot, strunz. Yeah that should do it
>>222174138What you think we ain't heard in new york?
>>222174013Could not be more wrong
nigga wtf is this mental illness
>>222174209Ya heard is something blacks from the south say. A new Yorker would say "Capisce"
>>222174199You are one of those greaseballs that work uh? Many of the people I know got fake public jobs
so many niggas struggling in prisons of their own invention
You all need to get a job and a girlfriend. Just stop being depressed it's easy.
I'll never forget the story of the Italian guy what didn't go to work for 15 years but kept getting the paychecks. My hero
Yo two twos my word senpai
>An employee at a hospital in southern Italy received 15 years’ worth of pay despite never showing up for work, police said.>Salvatore Scumace has been under investigation for forgery, aggravated extortion and abuse of office, Italy’s financial police, the Guardia di Finanza, said in a press release.>Police allege that Scumace was a “serial absentee” from his place of work, the Pugliese Ciaccio hospital, in Catanzaro, since 2005.>Officials said Scumace collected more than 538,000 euros ($648,000) in pay over the course of his alleged campaign of truancy
How do I get genuine female friends that care about my well-being?
>>222174416dunno
>>222174299even normies can't get gfs in this economy
I sweat so fucking much. Even just the slightest physical exertion or being outside in the sun even just standing still in the shade and not moving, I start sweating gallons and gallons, enough to fill buckets. Worst of all, once it begins it won't stop for like 45 minutes or more. Like even if I go sit down inside of a literal walk-in freezer, my stupid fucking body doesn't realize it just keeps on deciding to pump out more and more sweat anyways. Once it starts it won't stop for 30, 45, 60 minutes. In summer I have to change clothes like 3 times a day because whatever I'm wearing gets completely soaked through if I so much as walk 1 block or walk through a parking lot or something.Based on this information, can you guess what I study/studied in college?
>>222174447This is true. Hoeflation is real and it's thru the roof
>>222174462LGBTQ and phalluses
>>222172249White Kamala Harris
>>222174405>Salvatore scum ace
>>222174416just manipulate them they love that shit
why do i like bimbo women
>>222174462an associate in lawn mowing
>>222174503soul
>>222174416you dont
>>222174503It's pronounced "skoo-MA-cheh"
>>222174405Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDzobkECQ2M
woke up to eat a little sweet treat type shih
lets go fly a kite up to the highest height
True freedom is realized once you accept that this country is made to cater to baby boomers, not you.
>>222174605Skooma
made me think
>they have niggology academic courses in Americahttps://youtu.be/3LAOdlJnZEk?is=P4iWhWyLcoAeJGky
Mechanicberg texted and called me about my negative reviewGuess they weren't too happy...
>Italians sit around all day looking up stuff about nigs in america
>americans spend all day breathing and drinking water and eating foodLMAO can't stop laughing at this
>>222174766That's retarded. There are more rich people of color now than ever. And the world isn't region locked anymore. Racism is long dead, there's only classism
>>222174794I wish, Im an accountant. I wish I was born in the US of A unironically genuinely
Update: despite being inside with the AC on full blast and sitting underneath a powerful fan doing 0 physical exertion, I am STILL sweating heavily and constantly. My hair is soaking wet. I've changed shirts twice.
McMahon looks like Macaroni to me
>>222174766the confederacy was fighting for central banking, the union was fighting for lincoln's greenbacksin the end the confederacy won
>>222174815Kekk
>>222174815Lmao we really do!
>>222174766common southerners only fought because they imagined they were "sticking it to the yanks". getting their own flag and fiat currency was the cherry on top that sealed the deal.
>>222174832Where parts?
it have come to my attention that usa girls are into israeli men
>>222174910I like florida
GOD DAMMIT BILLY IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN! WATCH THE FUCKING DOOR THERES A GOD DAMN 539 IN HERE!
>>222174943No I mean where were you born in america
Guys it's back. It's just showing up out of spite at this point.
>>222174977Oh I'm sorry I don't have my glasses I thought you said you was born in america
Back in the old days this never would have happened
>>222174977I said I wish I was born
consuming that leafy stuff (spinach with ZESTY italian dressing)
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
I was a little overdue for my brake job it seems
>>222175012I know, mi displace, I'm fucking blind
Do you break your pasta in half when cooking?
Solitude is preferable to the likes of you
Doc said I should start allergy shots? Anyone done this? It is like a shot every week for like half a year and then a shot every two weeks for 3 years. Seems crazy, but it is the only solution.
>>222175008Jason unironically kept them at bay, now that he's gone the delicate /cum/ ecosystem is being infested with pests and vermin.
>>222175055I only know how to cook eggs and rice
It's almost 420 bros >https://youtu.be/POhzAovdYz4
>>222175087Jason was a keystone species
>>222175086Just take Zyrtec or flonase as necessary. Fuck that guy.
>>222175033Why would I even want to move to italy if I had a unitedstatesian citizenship
Jason had the it factor
>>222175087>coming to miss the days of Jason Sad state of affairs
allergy meds give you dementia
>>222175135I want thatI hate driving and I hate guns
Serb held this place together
>>222175149You'd fit in Bologna
>>222175176Why don't you impregnate some American women?
sweaty anon needs this
>>222175148all consumables sold in America give you dementia*.
>>222175112He was a superpredator. >>222175143Absence makes the heart grow fonder, as they say.
>>222175204Id need a good paying job and a greencard first. I also remembered I forgot to reply to the girl Im writing to, she always sends me fucking vocals and sometimes I cant listen to them and forget to reply
A jeet from my old job literally just tried to scam me, called and told me I hadn't returned some equipment so he was going to send me a bill, I told him if he was going to accuse me of something they would need to reenable my account so I can verify the tracking and serial numbers and he got super cagey and eventually hung up on me, I called a guy that used to be on my team and had him look up the guys name and number and eventually found a non Indian manager above him and called them and they marked everything on my returns list complete and told me they were already investigating the guy, absolutely insane that they know this filthy nigger is out there trying to literally commit felonies and they're just letting him hang around until they get more evidence
The dark circles under your eyes are extra pronounced today
>>222175265>she always sends me fucking vocalswot
Eating the red white and blue dunkin' donuts USA birthday donut right now AMA
>>222175274Izzat lost
Whole lotta lesbian sheap shearers in this world
>>222175274Kek. The whole world will be like this in 20 years, a low trust society with a sizeable nu-gypsy population
>>222175274Don't understand dishonest people like that.Like it's so easy to go through life not causing problems, why make it harder for yourself?
Killing yourself is the most effective way of taking control of your life
>>222175304Rate it out of 10
>>222175300Voice messages. With whatsapp
>>222175335cap
>>222175346prboably a 6, the red filling kind of reminds me of toothpaste but otherwise a standard frosted donut (7)
I feel bad for autistic black people who grow up in the hood. That must be tough
>>222175383Theres a niggology course about this, available for free on youtube. let me find it
Polish donuts are the best, they're so fluffy and sugary and filled with delicious fruit
I don't like how Dunkin Donuts on delivery app orders will substitute donuts for you if they're out of stock. i'd rather have a refund or something of slightly higher value for my inconvenience.
>foreign workers account for 90% of new american jobs since covid
>>222175274A similar scam is how my father-in-law lost $100k. People pretending to be from his old job.
>>222175416True americans are already all employed
>>222175176LOL
My uncle believes 7up cures coronavirus
>>222175416Source?
>>222175437Unc is stuck in twentytwenty
>>222175412>such a fat piece of worthless shit he orders dunkin donuts for deliveryactually, legitimately disgusted by your post. there's a base level of shame you should be feeling right now and I feel like you're not.
>>222175383They got Dragonball Z and PS2 and the library and the army, I wouldn't worry about them
>zoomers order donut deliveriesThis kid is probably paying $30 plus tip for 3 donuts lmfaoThe future is bleak when these morons come into power
>>222175475>says the one posting AI garbage
>>222175507At least it was free
>>222175462you have to make a $15 minimum to get your Uber one savings. they strategically price their coffees so two isn't enough to hit 15 unless you slop it up with all different kinds of nasty sweeteners. so a $2 double chocolate or blueberry donut is a far better choice, or hash browns if it's before noon.
>>222175412should've answered your phone when your delivery driver calledthey aren't getting paid hourly and its not their problemsimple as
>>222175525stop.eating.slop.
Just saw this. Beaners must be stopped.
>>222175449BLS data https://cis.org/Camarota/New-January-Data-Still-Shows-Most-Job-Growth-Going-Immigrants-88-2020-72-last-year
>>222175551guaranteed that nigga is on food stamps ands welfare too
>>222175551How does a beaner even get into that thing. Is there like a rope ladder that falls down when you open the door
>>222175540you merely adopted the slop, I was born in it; molded by it.
FFS Montrealhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DZThT9Vs1DI/
My keyboard is more like a kneeboard, ain't it folks?
>>222175597NOT HER FAULTSTILL NOT ASKING FOR ITSTOP STARING
>>222175551The carolina squat is a white redneck thing tho
Backrooms was so friggin kino
Backwoods in the backrooms thats whats up
We're talking Teletubbies!!!! STINKY WINKY!!!!!
im bored
*sucks teeth*leme AX u smn mayn um
My superpower is the ability to not make friends
my superpower is to filter namefags
>>222175924Basat
i think fatherstein is going to hookup with his gf
>>222175785https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Bief-glbPW4?ra=m
Used to order coffee from uber all the time at my old job everyone did had a constant rotation of deliveries in and out of the office, drive an hour a day to work to sit in a zoom meeting with a ceo remote working on the other side of the world getting sucked off by ladyboys while everyone else has a mandatory return to office ordering in food because leaving the office and driving to the nearest food spot and waiting for the retard behind the counter to take your order>erm just meal prep let the jews force you to work on your day off so you can eat the same slop every day for a week to be a more efficient little goyim
me asf
>>222175274Yeah you're going to see a lot more of this as society collapses. Trust is just a commodity to be leveraged, every institution will be hollowed out and used for scams and abuses of power until finally public trust in them is completely lost. I mean look at the BAM Lego fiasco in Utah, same thing basically. Police officers and the court system using their power to exploit anyone not part of their ingroup. Shit is cooked.
*generic schizo post*
>>222175971The idea behind meal planning is so that you avoid eating goyslop.
>>222176042based. society is collapsing.
just farted
Built for goycock
If you lived during the Middle Ages you would be the guy that farts for the king.
>>222175971what kind of office doesn't have it's own coffee machine? a regular cup of drippy isn't enough to get through 8 hours of posting on 4chan?
>>222176088But enough about Abigail Shapiro
>>222176111not enough syrupy slop in it
Gonna go watch gay porn.
I'm just someone from Margaritaville who was erroneously born in Slovenia!
>>222175681But doing it on stock wheels has to be a beaner.
life is too difficult so I'm gonna burn every trace of my existence and hang myself in the woods
you cannot be an incel and a volcel
>>222176168Kill yourself
>>222175742SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN FOOL
>>222176181why not try to live in the woods and make an epic final stand if you ever get caught?
>>222176192still laughing at my own post
I’m someone from East Tennessee who was erroneously born in West Tennessee.
>>222176240I already live in the woods and I haven't done anything heinous to illicit a standoff with anyone
>>222176248It isn’t funny in the slightest
8 years today
>>222176294Food people are fucking annoying. Cuisine peaked with beef steak, you really don't need more.
>>222176279if you can't simply stay where you are without paying anything and without worrying about the fuzz showing up on your doorstep, then you're not 100% IN the woods.
LTG won. GTAB
>>222176333he was ahead of the curve when it came to boogie
Just farted. That’s gonna itch when it dries
>>222176313Have you had hotdog and ice cream?
>>222176294I have very good memories of watching his show with my dad.
>>222176294RIP in piece Jeffrey Epstein we hardly knew ye
>>222176293I thought it was slightly amusing, and I'd take him out for a margarita
>>222176374Vietnam episode is kinohttps://youtu.be/DmEmIBOvNsU?si=b7KubslUBobNmtbN
>>222176320best I can do is southern illinois
>>222176386Slightly amusing doesn’t cut it for foreign flags
>>222176387Yeah that's a good one! Always gotta have a local beer.
>>222176407you take this shit far too seriously
>>222176435You don’t know how I feel
Figure it out dude
Gooned to a foot doujin
Welcome to McDonald’s will you be using your mobile app today
Kiss my ass
gfberg is NOT excited about me eating all her snacksteins
Mom bought me a chocolate bar
>>222176443Tom petty ahh head
>>222176554I cohabited with that quean
Season 3 of the Simpsons is kinda mid
>>222176590tranny
>>222176128Never enough about her
>>222176647bih look like she yearning for a tree star nah meaniykyk
Simpson is trash Only loser dorks enjoy it
>>222176646Nigger
>Low IQFamily Guy >mediocre reddit IQSimpsons>high IQFamily Guy
>>222176709>nobel prize winner IQthe pickle show
Home Movies is the albert einstein of cartoon cinema type shi
>>222176709>high IQAmerican Dad*
>>222176731Based
For me its ameican dad
If you watch cartoons, you're a fucking
>>222176765Post 3
For me it's the humble Aqua Teens
>>222176673eat my shorts
>>222176789it lost its soul when they started properly animating it
American Dad < Rick and Morty < Simpsons < Futurama < Family Guy <<<<<<<<<<<< South Park
Yall retarded
>>222176832im the most retarded /cum/mer
Women are so much nicer to you when you have a visible wedding band, even nicer when your wife is actually with you its insane
Women are nice to you when you're an 8 foot lesbian sheap shearer with big shoulders
Family Guy is for the jolly everyman. American Dad is for the aloof, brooding intellectual
>>222176789ATHF is kino
>>222176948American Dad is for drug addicted gypsys, Family guy is foot obsessed germans
>>222176789>>222177025The only correct answers in this thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHHbolnmwjM
Robot chicken
>>222177070I've watched a dozen seasons of that, the heyday of that was when I was a basically still a kid
>ban carolina squat>not banning overpowered headlightsabsolute karen thing to do
Shaun the sheep for me
robot chicken unironically killed adult swim
>>222176916or they're complete bitches when they're not single and then fairly sociable when they're single. They deserve to live a hormonal clown life
Women prefer ugly guys that talk to them than handsome betas that don't approach, never forget that
checkmate flyovers
My dad is such a loud whiny retard drives me insane
Cartoons are for children. Grow up
>>222177164not trueguarantee ive dated more women, had sex with more woman and been asked out and approached by more woman than your ugly ah
>>222176759The improvised dialogue combined with good voice actors worked really well.
>>222177164So why don’t you approach
only 45,000 posts to go
>>222177188It's completely true I don't care what your retarded ass has to say
Rdditors are very quick to tell you how nice and courteous they are to service workers. Desperate to prove look at me I'm one of the good ones!
>>222172171It’s over for men. 100 years from now the top 10% of males will be actual men and the rest will be some form of troon or troon-adjacent, like in some sort of mice utopia.
>>222177199Because I have no rizz
>>222177226How do you know if you haven’t tried
>>222177218reminder that gen z is the only generation that had a significant amount of troons since WW2 and roman times before that
Evens I showerOdds I stay stinky
>>222177214I treat service workers as I would like to be treatedNo eye contact or pleasantries and straight to the point
>>222177218Good, sick of moids.Behind every war is the grinning violent face of a moid The sooner we effeminize moids the sooner we will achieve world peace
>>222176005Mormons have always been corrupt they were literally driven out of America before Nevada joined the union and they have explicitly admitted to infiltrating the CIA and FBI to make sure no one was moving against them, to this day both agencies still have a disproportionate number of mormons, its just more visible now because we live in a surveillance state and everyone is recording
i smell of semen
>>222177214How about you stay there
>>222177278>>222177278>>222177278>>222177278New
Plan for the rest of day1. Eat chick fil a 2. Lift weights3. Ponder suicide
>>222177275Bodied that twerp
>>222177275Stay where, I don't follow
