halloween edition
posting in the new before it has been advertised
>>222180912All hollows eve?
oh yeah it was perfume of coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTJbL9OGF00
rorke mate, give it a rest
>>222180947s
sue
Off to Queensland to make £30 an hour on smoko.
>>222180949post the heatherpaedo meltdown one
>>222180949roaring
>>222180956dunno how these barbarians can eat that
>>222180966
Reminiscing about that time when Girl Scout Cookies became that myth-tier weed strain back around 2011-2012, every rapper was rapping about it and it was the strain to smoke
>>222180982br
>>222180986did you blaze tf up?
nth for the holodem
>>222180924Aye, she's been good to me so far
This is my costume for Halloweeeen
>>222180997yes my g :)
>>222180970mad that they made millions of those but we've only ever found one intact
remembering all the countless times in the bible when people prayed through saints
>>222181022id shoot them right through that hole
New jerseys a small stateSacked tranny moves in, she could tip it over
Sir Purple Rocket
might walk off into the ocean and see what's down there
>>222181039supposed to be a metal boss there but it rusted away
Gay Porn.It built the Britain we know and love.
>>222181037remembering all the countless times in the bible where people accepted women as priests and arch bishops
>>222180956Catholic japanese idols are a flex
>>222181022
We built this cityWe built this city on rorkes holeWe built this cityWe built this city on rorkes hole
>>222181069
sir robbie rotten
>>222181076wouldn't have sex with her as i'm gay x
>>222181078never been ordained in a church so its not my problemdoesn't sound like something the reformers would accept though
>>222181076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gofJrNfBSbo
remembering all the countless times in the Bible where God commanded his followers to apologize to satanists for not helping them enough
cats asleep
>>222181105the reformers do accept this though. they also accept prayer through saintly intercession in most cases. you are poor in theology and in real life
>this X was promised to him 3000 years ago
>>222181120meltdown
>>222181120the 16th century reformers accept all those things?
Sir Dripping Knob
>>222181145if we're talking martin luther, the most popular reformer, yeshttps://www.patheos.com/blogs/davearmstrong/2016/02/luthers-early-belief-in-invocation-of-the-saints.htmlI know you won't read this
right well why is nobody posting then
>>222181188the willard calls
dont know anything about religion me
>>222181145i think both luther and calvin believed in the intercession of saints
>>222181209Calvin didn't but he was a spastic mong
>>222181164a few mentions of mary the mother of god in an obscure reference means you pray to saint toby patron of furry porn when you have urges?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twqn2zVje2g
SEX PORN
>>222181206same
>>222181222I accept your concession.Also we don't pray to them we ask them to pray for us, big difference
>>222181219french lawyer
>>222181239why not directly to jesus christ the mediator?
i accept your concession
diego dolly disturbance
I used to wonder at the children of Israel, and their incessant backsliding into idol-worship. One minute it was the golden calf. A little later they were groveling before the altars of Moloch and Ashtaroth, or of Baal. Why, as the Psalmist asked, would anyone worship “a calf that eateth hay”? Why, despite repeated warnings and punishments, would they troop up to the high places to make grisly sacrifices to the greedy and vicious godlets of Moab, Edom, and Philistia? But in this age of mass abortion, Babylonian sexual liberation and car-worship, I wonder less. Our small lives are full of golden calves of one kind or another, through which in the end we worship ourselves. But the greatest of these is the automobile.
abrahamic freaks are always on some bronze age shit praying to a magic spirit entity to talk to god and ask him to forgive you for wanking too much so you can go to the magic sky land ok bro
>>222181229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-m2y_wFbiQ
>>222181252That's like asking why you ask your friends or family to pray for youIf multiple people ask for the same thing is it not amplified?
>>222181273and they're always causing you to meltdown with your signature ebonics too
>>222181294dunelm
>>222181286do you have any proof that a singular prayer needs amplifying? does god not hear it if it's too quiet?
>>222181273not exactly as steelman of religion, is it
magic isnt real lads im sorry to say all that stuff inthe bible didnt happen yeah it just didnt
>>222181272Cagers are the most uppity idolatorers on the planet, unfortunately I banged my knee so I can't commute with my bike
>>222181294>>222181302hardly a meltdown was it
hikari aozara is pengaleng
need greek aussie gf
BEHOLD! THE GREAT GOD PAN! AHAHAHAHAAAA!
>>222181331any time someone mentions god, one of our resident aussies will write a seethe post (invariably written using ebonics)they love their atheism and ebonics
stone the blasphemer
>>222181273Blud is obsessed with goon batter, it's his holy water
>>222181312Do you have any proof otherwise?I know you're not exactly an active Christian but I know that you'd pray for someone if it was really needed and they asked you. Why would you do that?
>>222181347there's only one aussie and he's here 18 hours a day posting and playing doodle jump on his iphone 4
>>222181350bizarre
religious arguments on the internet are informative and also enlightening
>>222181357scrempt at this
What happens if you don't pay your student loan>>222181285would date her and hold hands, good chune>>222181343need half Bulgarian half Greek gf
they love their canaanite storm god don't they
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780968705569729.webm
>>222181120catholic church pretty much has copied a lot of what the reformers said whether recently or centuries ago, protestants are at the forefront of Christian theology
flappy bird removal from the app store was my 9/11
>>222181355if god is all-knowing then he hears everything and praying for someone isn't the same thing as needing your prayer amplified by others let alone long dead saints
>>222181386me on 2 days no sleep speedmaxxing
feeling racist today
Been waiting like patience on a monument ova here
im a daoist
>>222181386rum catberg
>>222181386fucking creature!
>>222181386Blud saw the juciest beetle
>>222181400if god is all-knowing then he knows what you're going to pray about so why pray?
sorry I'm too tired to argue this any more
>>222181419i see myself in him
christians think dis shit really happened btw
mark corrigan was a shagger
>>222181386me when im waiting for company to leave
>>222181431i accept your concession
>>222181427go ask someone else godmong>>222181431i can see your concession on the horizon and i accept it
completed porn bored of it all now
>>222181449fuck off suelad>>222181452I love you anyway even if we disagree on theology
would dick the dob personally
>>222181435>
might grow a beard and start wearing a turban and become a wise guru
>>222181470don't forget your legal carry knife
>>222181457love you too my little egg yolk
>>222181461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQAhsL_yzlMoh yeah, you NEED to hear this
peep show, but with somali lads
im a wise ass
>>222181487i don't understand what that means.
There may be oil under rockall
mm.. nootka
>>222181493was just meant to sound cute & lovely
>>222181507:>I'm going to sleep in my excellent incel single bed
>>222181489four canjeero abdi? that's insane
weeeeeeeeee
>>222181489would watch
fried rice for brekky
>>22218145312 days no fap for me, grief cooked my balls
nobody:leftypol:the rock:sir kier starmer on fortnite: gold scar i got a gold scarsacked tranny:mousenonce in 1854:diego:rorke: she call me Mr. Boombastic, tell me fantastic, touch me on my back, She says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro
Sir this is a Wendy's
>>222181526s
>>222181511that's you when you are sleeping in your sleep and sleeping
>>222181526shriek
>>222181533
The new resident evil, alien isolation, gears of war, and halo games look good
stacy keibler nostalgia wank on the cards
...scored an early not AI video and moving my excellent fingers and my pictures and videos are not AI and watching my own TV station live in sydney nova scotia...
>>222181488checkedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MqV-1oVRgoReally like this song, listened to them upon your recommendation.Red Exposure is a good album
>>222181539sir juno teo minh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XUltrEfXFc
clavicular is turning into an indian man
In Belfast, Northern Ireland, an African migrant stabbed and attempted to decapitate a man, before locals intervened to save him.Police reported the victim suffered "serious injuries."
>>222181559Chrome's trilogy between Alien Soundtracks and Red Exposure is the greatest unsung run of rock albums in all of rock music, I cannot express just how good that is, and Armageddon off Third From the Sun is probably the first nu-metal song ever recorded, in 1982
>>222181553Only interested in resident evil out of those
can definitely see how getting fucked in the arse could feel really good once you'd done stretching exercises to looses yourself up first
ai videos are kicking up to high gear getting real more realistic all the time all across north america, south america, europe, asia, africa, oceania all over the world, international space station, ai videos are getting way worse
>>222181587especially if it was a big bbc or something
>>222181582Very interesting band, no idea why nobody sites them as an influence
>>222181572saw the video. not good
miss when ai was freaky
>>222181555used to make her and trish stratus fight on 2002's WWE SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth for Playstation 2 and find it strangely excitinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Seh80_s7fqg
>>222181607AI could never recreate this
I should get a cat
>>222181607they love their skinny jeans
>>222181607fascinated by their minds
>>222181596Can’t believe they ruined DungeonAI used to use it as a fantasy rape simulator
>>222181607so based
>>222181617this
>>222181607Jeetdem steppers
>>222181630used to goon to that too lol
>>222181555she's got legs
this era of ai was good
>>222181656no it wasnt
>>222181656naked sexy boobs generated during this era of ai was my sexual awakening
>>222181656this was the best
>>222181665shut up
>>222181613in one of the games you could see right up her skirt during her ring entrance animation, fascinated me as a young lad
>>222181677jacking off to ai monstrosities doesnt sound great
The scrannage
bowlberg brewing the foulest concoction known to man at this very moment
>>222181708leng
>>222181708groovy plate
>>222181656I quite enjoyed making fat men with pies or chips
>>222181711got nothing on bard futa
goodnight angels :>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pspTajj0AFQ
>>222181747sweet dreams, hun x
>>222181747
rorke
>>222181747Nite x
sir mosque ito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNqAAQOow9c
>>222181773ktim
>>222181708That whip out tip bowlberg over the edge
bbq iguana for dinner tomorrownot happy about it
>>222181824bizarre lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOoC7aXkpMs
>>222181763two nights in a row you've done thisi'm getting suspicious now...how do you know she is literally me?
my dad's favourite band is the bee gees
>>222181864bizzare lie
>>222181864bizarre lie
right, well
>>222181859I'd fuck her.
Think i speak for ALL americans when I say that as of July 4th, 2026 WE will be DONE posting on /brit/. We cant keep carrying this general for nothing
>>222181870pantsu
>>222181882but you're married (for your sins)
>>222181892traitor
>>222181892Harsh but fair
Why do americans post on here in the first place. Go over to /yank/ if that even exists. if it doesnt, start it. I guess america doesnt have any culture
right well thats a fat smelly virgin away to off himself
>>222181898
>>222181913not a very inclusive post
>>222181656
>>222181882bizarre lie
>>222181925
>>222181931>>222181914bizarre lies
japanese people dont eat enough veggies they only eat a little cabbage and spring onion
Wish I could do that to Max
>>222181934poo scre
instead of saying "i'd fuck her", you could say "i'd court her" or "i'd hold her hand"
>>222181944Lol
>>222181953>>222181957mundane truths
>>222181961could i fuck
>>222181966b
>>222181953seaweed is a vegetable, ya big dummy
>>222181656remember some mong kept posting this shit well after actually good image generators got released
Come mr tally man, tally me banana
Honestly though, killing them would be a mercyThey'd probably be happy.
>>222181892You'll be done when we can't stop laughing that you hired Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice for your big 250th anniversary concert.Your country's a joke. You get fucked with by random teenagers on Bluesky at every opportunity.
>>222181980yeah that was heathernoncehe's always very behind the times on AI slopuntil recently he was still using Bing
I genuinely think Ireland might be the first to pop off.
>>222181999bing was necessary thoughit give it that signature je ne mould quoi
>>222181999scream he's such a freak
>>222181998*yawns in your face* *cracks an ice cold bud*
>>222181996how can they be happy when they're dead?
A powerful image taking during the blitz. Never forget.
Conquered and defeated. If you have a cunt between your legs, you do not stand a chance against me
>>222182022they're constantly posting about wanting to dieif I did it, it would be a mercy killing
>>222181998sent that yank flyin!
bizarre lie is my favourite micro gimmick
>>222182032bizarre lie
mares
What does Bradley Walsh think of Bradleyposting?
>>222182055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC0sYZLqu_o
>>222182059loves it
Why arent you all canvasing for Restore? Theres QT Boudicas out there right now looking for you and waiting for you to kick out the pakis.
I miss Heathermong.
Enjoying the 'demmies again Nimi cute x
>>222182074whyhe was a demented paedophile
>>222182072
>>222182072They're all MI5 agents and/or grifters looking for simps
>>222182082he was entertainingat least his quorn and pud pinching arc was
>>222182087i'd like to court her
Just seen a man walking with his 8 blonde children With that could be me, alas im a vile little rodent of a man
holy shit
can't decide which trimmer line to order I'm like that donkey that died of hunger because it couldn't choose between two haystacks
>>222182094he wasn't entertaininghe was an unfunny parasite who stole his posting subjects from othersgood riddance i say
the orange horse not permitted
AHHH, BUT THE WHITES O' THEIR EYES, ME BOYS! HAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!
right those are fucking pones
>>222182102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su5D_3gBHzU
>>222182094the pudpinching thing was funny at leastjust imagined a fat prick that couldn't help himself but steal chocolates
>>222182116trust me i hated him more than anyonehe still added something to /brit/we need our twisted demented enemies to all rally against
>>222182074Some of his pang pang edits genuinely left me creasing
peekie is here
>>222180912Whomever said Manuka honey should be shot.It's made me litre of tea taste super medicinal. Don't like it, but I'll drink it anyway, I hate to waste the milk I wasted on this massive brew
strange media silence on the north belfast incident
>>222182145fuck up mouldman
need to go to bedit not riiiiiight
>>222182138he was a literal demented paedophile matei'd prefer not to post around those people
>>222182156s
>>222182154Let's wait for the facts shall we
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/heatherchad/deleted/deleted/
>>222182119
>>222182097>>222182108Not *nom* allowed *nomnom*
havin a chinky me
>>222182182Erm wrong image
>>222182182would love to give her a sniff of ket and then shag her:)shame she's dead
>>222182183The Chinking of a Chink Chinky
>>222182138He's still here he pretends to be a nazi now
>>222182190that's a fucking pone
not bloody allowed
you now remember mouldie's PIP gimmick
>>222182190What the squeak
they post the illegal images and self-janitor themselves they do this for free - even on christmas
Im a profoundly depressed worm creature and want to die
>>222182220bizarre lie
sonwhy is he flexing fanta :sob:https://youtu.be/Cl_8ji6xA5A?si=cTVxi2JzIQYoqcb8
right well, that's a willy in my pants then isn't it
>>222182227Im a profoundly joyful worm creature and want to live :)
>>222182233you eat that jar you gon get got
i'll be combative toward him tomorrowi'll put him in his placei don't respect him at allhe is a little worm of a man
>>222182245mundane truth
>>222182180Maticalifragilisticexpialidocious
>>222182260Inane soliloquy
rorke: Aserejé ja de jeDe jebe tu de jebere sebiunouvaMajabi an de bugui an de buididipí
>>222182279sc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQvCBXcz4uw
I would have stormed that fucking temple just like anakin did.What he did was wrong, but I understand why he did it. I don't even blame him for it. Get your revenge boy...........REVENGE OF THE MUTHA FUCKING SITH!!!!!FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL!!!!!In my theather, I was the only one who jumped and cheered "YES!!!!!!"
ok it really is bed time now tho
>>222182191Bad ending
>>222182294it isbirds have just started singing outside
please make the new
Dark age 2030
>>222182011they should do polymarket bets on which will be the first western country to pop off
>>222182311we all beddy bo bo's now.. zzzz
I saidmake. the. new.
>>222182362>>222182362>>222182362>>222182362
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Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women