/med/ babies incubator editionFertile : >>222156793
>>222183675 Nique sa mère ces apps de cul.
Sex with Nour
>>222183675Brown mutt creator
>>222183675>incubator>30Ohnononnono
Incel morning /med/.
>>222183758That’s her final year of incubation
Morning niggas. Business meeting NOW
>>222183719>>222183852>>222184717
Bonġu.>>222183675Breeding sow.
Good morning, sisters.Woke up early but spent almost 3 more hours in bed fr ong.
Impossible dumbbells sesh
>>222185190westernised asiáticas are pure sexo
>>222185482I was also working out just nowWhen are you starting your new job Brune?
>>222185841Rather soon.No news from anyone THOUGH
>>222185190>>222185642Way too old
>>222183675>30damn, can someone direct this lady to the retirement facility?
Quick gymcel sesh. 6 sets total. Also trimmed my pubic hair (with a scisor in like 5 mins, can't be assed to shave it off properly) after months of letting it grow. Man it's fucking chill in my underwear compared to how it was even 30 mins ago.>>222185870>25>too old
>>222185642Very tasteful sag
>>222186948>trimmed my pubic hairToo much information.
>>222187049Well I could always describe in great detail what my morning poo was like like gman used to.Also in some minutes I will be jerking my now comfy cock to greek girls.
>>222187138>to greekThis is the real perversion right here.
>>222187157Ok actually it's going to be /med/ and other brown girls like latinas. Maybe some darkskin black girls too. Might read some cuckquean hentai too if I'm feeling dirty.
Do you have earwigs during summer? One got into my bed and found it when I woke up? Thankfully it didn't bite, it's a nasty unpleasant bite. I live on the 5th floor and thy get even through the mosquito door. They can even bite you in the water on the beach. Hate them.
>>222187212saw something that could be this, this morning, now i can't seen it, maybe it was playing dead idki use to see them as a kiddo but now hardly
>>222187301I don't understand why thy are climbing the apartment building, what do they find here that doesn't exist in the back yard among the trees and brushes...
>>222187350>why thy are climbing the apartment buildingCuz they can.You on the other hand can't.Funimal W, humancel L.
>>222187688that's not a funimal THOUGH
>>222187801
>>222187827Homo sapiens is a funimal too thenAre you saying the turkish admixture of Klebian remove him from such classification?
>>222187868Ehm I posted the wrong pic.This is what I originally wanted to post.
>>222188076
>>222188090In case you only looked at the first words>clade
>>222188123Stick a fork o algo
>get called by my private health insurance about my last week injury at the gym>they tell me that since the ambulance was called from the 112 number (public system) I'll have to pay for it despite the situation
>>222188154Don't do anything stupid Luigi
Who would have though that paying for another family member to be with us during our vacations would ruin my bank account so much.
>>222188166Cheap ass nigga, and that's coming from me.
>>222188205I just reviewed the expenses and I shed a single tear.We really didn't care about what we were spending, I guess the only thing we didn't do at the islands was renting a sailboat o algo.
>check censuses>some mfs family names is "clity"
>>222188166You say that and then proceed to pay €500 for headphones and stupid shit like that
And why are captchas in overdrive today?>>222188277eheheh>>222188306They were 1k€ and I bought them from Italy, I fed the sellers family for a whole two months or similar.
>>222188306He's a loaded sexhaver, he loves to larp about how much he suffers but he probably still has more savings than us.Our culture is his costume.
>>222188362He didn't even bother to buy it btw.
>>222183675>Arab>30>Me? I like traveling...Fuck off, that ain't incubating shit
>>222188277Imagine the potential bullying if they attended an English speaking school.
>>222188362I've been on this site far longer than you THOUGH>savingsSavings are for chumps, investing (in quickly depreciating stuff like headphones and vacations) is where it's at.
>>222188435When did I mention anything related to the duration of your stay here THOUGH? Maybe you are trying to use the same argument than the german nafri or something but it's as irrelevant then as now.Anyway, sybau sexhaver.
>>222188485It means your culture was made partially by me, catnigga and others, sweaty.
>>222188525"our culture is his costume" wasn't talking about /med/, it was about incel culture that permeates 4chan that you appropiate.
>>222188362Thankfully I like him personally because otherwise his humble-bragging faggotry would piss me off quite a bit
>>222188680But I'm not an incel and I don't appropriate it. I think the 'celisms have gotten into your head fren.>>222188727I just blogpost a lot because you are all nice people.
>>222188789Yeah don't worry, you are one of my favourite posters at any rate
>get a like>she looks decent>can't write a proper sentence
>>222183675Is she Iranian?
>>222189034Idk, my iranian women lover friendo.
>>222189051Fellow man of culture
I like the wide fuck truck.
Surprised no one commented on the pouch.
>>222187688There's nothing fun about them>>222187827They pinch you with those things at the back, at least they don't carry disease, it's really annoying when you are relaxing in the water and you feel a sharp pain, I fucking hate them.>>222188154As opposed to what number? how much is it? Here calling an ambulance is free, some people tip them, one time we called ambulance because a friend swallowed his tongue while we were playing soccer and I tipped them 20 Euro cause they came very quick.>>222188874>can't write a proper sentencepicrel>>222189110Some Iranian women are insanely hot
>>222189173The tummy in OP picture?
>>222189256Yeah
>>222189211>playing soccerIt's over....
>>222189270It's not very visible but I'm a big fan as I've stated before.
>>222189320i feel it's a very small one here, no pouch would be weird considering her curves, idk
Corrected and updated.What are yours?
>>222189535Almost visited Moscow and St. Petersburg for work but he war fucked everything by the way. Still salty about it.
>>222189535do you happen to have the template?
>>222189211>As opposed to what number?insurance wants you to call them first when you need help. it's so that they can call Abdul to come pick you up in his opel combo when he wakes up instead of paying for an ambulance
>>222189734
>>222189775obrigado, nigga.
>>222189775other than the data mining, i hate this kind of stuff because you wonder what count as visiting and shit
>>222189320>>222189472Women cheat with shapewear
>>222189472I think she's sucking in the stomach perhaps.>>222189756Oh I see, that's weird and only stalls the situation.>>222189535I've only visited inside Europe. Macedonia, Serbia, Greece, England, Italy, Netherlands, Malta. Would like to visit something like Vietnam cause it looks so foreign and it's not as touristy as Thailand.
>>222190216I've been to the Netherlands more than 10 times probably. >>222190211yeah
>>222189939Passing by doesn't count as visiting in my opinion.>>222190216Quite travelled.
>>222190296It's all relatively close, I used to go to Milan for 15-20 Euros a couple of times a year for 3 years. Flights to Aindhoven were also very cheap. How was Marocco and Tunisia?
recently, i learned that north african women are beautiful
>>222190502Some Maroccan girls are extremely pretty.
>>222183675LE SEX
You go to the gym and see this.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780995523524487.webmWhat would you do?
>>222191242I'm not a racist so I don't mind, but I don't go to gyms anyway.
>>222191242Incel gym session to you, brothers. I hate women.
>>222191242Leave and do calisthenics instead.Or mog their ass by lifting heavier weights, tell them I actually am a personal trainer, and scam them.
>>222189211>As opposed to what number?My private health number, which would have brought its own ambulance. It's supposedly my fault for not having given out that number to the gym staff, but I didn't have the card with the number on it and I was only thinking about being brought to the hospital ASAP because of the pain.>how much is it?Idk, hopefully not much since the ambulance only drove a distance of 900 metres.
Feel like I'm losing the ability to regulate my emotions as I get older. I wonder if this is what it's like to be a BPD woman.>>222187212Haven't seen one of these nibbas in years. They're like ladybirds in the UK - one day they just decided to phase out of existence.>>222191242>You go to the gymPremise ridiculous; statement rejected.
>>222191969What did you do?
>>222191969I am currently almost done with the legacy operations (replaying them because I mistakingly deleted my progress in them). They're fun.
>>222190442I liked Tunisia more than Morocco, and I liked Tangiers (fun seaside city with a lot to see and do) and its surrounding more than Marrakesh (shithole next to the mountains full with tourist traps).In Tunisia you can see both great muslim stuff and roman stuff. The National Bardo Museum is a true treasure trove.In Marrakseh you can see great muslim architecture though, especially the Madrassa Ben Youssef.Also both countries have major qts, but inmy opinion Tunisia wins.
>>222191242Ponder the smell, get nausea, flee.
>>222192050Just embarrassed myself in a shop by overreacting and screaming at someone, but I left before it got too bad. This past year, my brain is just not properly responding to things and I keep getting far too angry/upset at things that don't matter. Think I need to redouble my efforts to fix my sleep schedule and fix my diet.>>222192135I like them a lot (except for that DJ one), but I found them ball-crunchingly difficult on higher difficulties. Started off trying to do them on nightmare mode and that turned out to be a mistake.
Noticed I reached 1600 people in the tree.
>>222192642>Just embarrassed myself in a shop by overreacting and screaming at someoneI'm too meek for that, maybe the 'ussy could have such meltdown.Why though? Did a brown bumped into (You), making your BK crown fall?
>>222192642>screaming at someoneWhy tho? What did they do to call upon themselves the wrath of Sir John Nigger?>I keep getting far too angry/upset at things that don't matter.Good thing you didn't attempt a honour run then fr fr ong.
>>222192642The DJ one is annoying, I agree. I feel like the first one is the most fun one. I'm playing them on the lowest difficulty, and whilst I've done a number of blunders, I think I've done decent overall. After I finish them, I'll go reattempt the campaign on veteran, again.>Just embarrassed myself in a shop by overreacting and screaming at someoneI would never show my face there ever again.
>>222192650That's a lot of hanged people.
>>222192650That's a lot of people.Karl der Gross when?
>>222189535Took some time
>>222192949Who ARE you?
>>222192982The thread grows.
>>222192786I wish I could add more direct ancestors instead of siblings>>222192899Ovaire.
>>222192982I usually just lurk
>>222193048You have probably beaten both gman and brune as far as travelling goes.
>>222192679>>222192691No, I was just waiting in line for ages and wandered a few paces to one side to look at something since the person in front of me was taking literally like 15 minutes, then someone else quickly took my spot when he was done. So then I just screamed at them and told them that I hope they die and left. Had a panic attack in the park on the way home, but managed to recover by the time I arrived.Obviously I'm never going to go back to that shop, but I rarely every go there so it's fine.>>222192755>I'll go reattempt the campaign on veteran, again.Godspeed. Better place a bulk order of chisels for the memorial room - early game XCOM 2 on veteran can be pretty brutal.Btw, I dunno if you've ever played Xenonauts/2, but they somehow managed to fuck up twice by not having psi soldiers in both games. One of the best parts of XCOM and they just didn't do it, twice.
>>222193377I don't travel that much, yes recently more but that's it, and poorfag initially
>>222193377If my gf wasn't pushing me to travel I'd probably stay home a lot more
>>222193485if i had to guess i'd say you did hanoi, ha long ninh binh, ha giang motorcycle thing, the caves in the middle of vietnam and probably hoi an / da nang / hue, map doesn't seem to have hoi an colored but foids love itzamn we're all doing the same stuff
>>222193619Yup. Only had 2 weeks so you need to rationalize every step and you end up with the same places
>>222193379>Godspeed. Better place a bulk order of chisels for the memorial room - early game XCOM 2 on veteran can be pretty brutal.In fact it is going to be my 4th attempt since I started playing again. I admit that at least one of the previous attempts was ended by me prematurely, however seeing my legacy gear and better soldiers lost, I feel like giving up much easier.> you've ever played Xenonauts/2I have not.>psi soldiersThose are cool, and so are the Templars.
>>222193379>So then I just screamed at them and told them that I hope they die and left.I would never.
>>222193379Holy based defender of the queue.
>>222193379Kinda based
>>222193758https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781016255574591.webm
@Brunoid/biz/ coalhttps://i.4cdn.org/biz/1780956668281727.jpg
>>222194524
>>222194480I am not a fond of slo-mo.
>>222193758>In fact it is going to be my 4th attempt since I started playing again.You can't keep abandoning your playthroughs just because a couple of soldiers die early. This is war, people will die. Some will even get their heads cut off and attached to giant robots.>>222193854>>222194092Not really based, more like my brain isn't generating the right emotional response to things.I want to get isekai'd into that Philip K. Dick story set in the far future where every human being lives in total isolation on private space mansions millions upon millions of miles from the next nearest human. If I never have to interact with another human being again, that would be great.>>222194480Why is it always the evil ones who are the cutest.
>>222194703Was the target of your anger a melanine hoarder?Also peculiar things happen in northern ireland
not his fucking problem.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778876462287806.mp4
>>222193379>Had a panic attack in the park on the way homeWhat did the panic attack feel like? Do elaborate for me unless you don't want to that is.Get yourself a comfy döner to calm you down even further.>>222194553Thanks for the (you) bby. Will post a gemmy cuz of that tomorrow in the morning.
>>222194703I know, but what is there to do when you end up with just a number of rookies?
>>222194746A cat doesn't concern itself with human ethics.
>me at the med meetup announcing to catnigga i forgot the extra garlic
>>222194480>sanna mirella marina very /med/oid name, which would explain her attractiveness, but apparently the marin last name comes from some "finnish" (probably fennoswede) nigga in the early 17th century with the last name marinus. so she is, surprisingly, full snowmonkey.
>>222195016but if they did, they would want to send landlords and other rent-seeking individuals flying because cats are known to be marxists.
>>222195024As long as you don't forget the prickly pears.
>>222194737No, an old white lady.>Also peculiar things happen in northern irelandYeah, I saw this cultural exchange moment. Don't really know the details though, maybe socioeconomic factors made him do it.>>222194892Kinda feels like you can't breathe properly and you're about to drop dead at any moment. Like the air isn't going into your lungs and heart is going to stop.>>222194746Ginger cat moment.
>>222195116Cats would be ancaps.
>>222195220Old people have the tendency to cut lines for some reason.Some weeks ago I had an altercation with an old couple at the supermarket. As I wasleaving the parking (single lanes roads) comes the couple in their car driving the wrong way, and I just stopped the car and looked at them. They were baffled and the old guy left his car and came to me>hey, let us pass>no, you're driving the wrong way>just go onto some of the parking spots to let ua pass, you're not going to make a scene just because of this, are you?>no, but you are, so either you invert your course or go around somehow and let me pass because I need to leave>*old grumpy man shouts* gets in his car, goes around still driving the wrong way into my left, almost hitting two or three cars parked there, passes just close enough to me to shout at me through his windows>fucking kids these days don't have any respect, fuck you>*ignores and goes away*I had at least one altercation just like this one at the supermarket, always with old people doing retarded stuff trying to bend the rules.
>>222195012But yes, you're right. I'll do that when I start my next attempt (I have to finish the legacy missions first).
>>222195801One altercation a month.
Good day med am back from the rooning with the office cutie, male coworker and his gf desu
>>222196401Well? we need details
>>222196476Male coworker and his gf are as slow as the cutie and they got tired pretty fast desu.It was the same as last time, I restrained myself not to mog them but I just want to run so I couldn't resist, I hope they don't think I'm flexing on them.
>>222196523lmao, why are Momolanders so slow?Is this (You) ? >>222183719
>>222196545I don't know I thought I was pretty slow but even when restraining myself I'm still way faster than them I don't know how to explain it.There's one coworker who's notorious for rooning fast and for long distances, maybe I should roon with him instead of feeling bad for the others and they think I'm an asshole.Also yes it was me, first thing I did after waking up for the cagie kek. I'd still sexo her
>>222196592>Also yes it was me, first thing I did after waking up for the cagie kek. I'd still sexo herBased lil Myeah try running with the other guy
>>222194737
>>222196727are you reacting to the thing that happened in belfast? didn't see the video but apparently it was extra grim
https://7a0.com.br/enFun world cup game, try to win it by making your squad>>222196680Yeah probably, let's do this before cutie starts hating me desu
hurt my back at the gymfucking bullshit
>>222196789I am, and it is.
>>222196811c'est finiwhat's up with /med/ders and hurting their backshow bad it is?
>>222191242turn 360° and moonwalk to the row machine to impress the jeets
>>222196811
>>222196865not too bad methinksit happened yesterday but it didn't go away todaynot too bad pain, but uncomfortable on one sidewanted to do push today but it didn't feel good so I called it offI hope it will be fine in a few daysotherwise might as well kms since I made gymcelling my new identity>>222196893based
>>222196922
>>222187138>greek girlsNot even greek men want greek women
Hit a 210 kg squat single, so I'm just 5 kg from my all time max now.
I won the world cup with the most stacked team ever
>>222197380have the company send you to india, eat a spicy meal, go to the turkish toilets with your barbell and squat mog them
Made OC
>>222197835BASÉ
Finished cagie and watered garden. Feeling tired desu. Mid cagie day again like usual. Could have been worse so there's that.>>222197134>Not even greek men want greek womenI doubt that honestly.Maybe (you) don't want them cuz your goals are higher and it's not like us mortals would understand anyway.>>222196922>pickekPeak pic and also never heard that saying before.>wanted to do push today but it didn't feel good so I called it offYou can always train legs.
>>222197958Thjanks for all the compliments, I'm definitely lacking them IRL
>>222198066
>>222198066>>222198139
>>222198050>Peak picfr>and also never heard that saying before.it's a very rare saying but it fits so well to the meme lel>>222198050>You can always train legs.could've done that but I decided to be lazy today. Also thinking about reducing my volume and workouts in general and focusing more on form from now on to prevent injury
>>222197380king>>222197835heh>>222198066hug
>Real Madrid offers €150 million for Julian Alvarez. Atletico has rejected the offer.
>>222199166can you give me some of your squat?
I’m not very good at this.
>>222199510Congratulations on transmitting the black death to fishes. Galicianon would be proud.
>>222199510Your portuguese citizenship will be promptly revoked>>222199678Kek
>>222198050I too watered.
>>222199803How to make the fish not get stuck in the grill aaaaaaaaaah
>>222199510Did you try to cook those by poking them with a soldering iron or something?
>>222199956No, they just developed blisters on their own. My local plague doctor recommended immediate grilling and that’s what I’m doing.
I want a knoife.
As soon as I get back home, I'll help my parents find my missing cat.At least the business meeting is keep my head busy
>>222199294fake offer just so he can say that he kept his promise. what a fucking piece of shit clown.
Damn the new wagie is quite taxingI do everything as fast as I can and don't take a second of break (except 15-20 minutes for eating) yet I am barely able to finish my tasks by the time I'm off
>>222196811Damn I just read mate, I'm really sorry to hear that, wishing you a speedy recovery Kollege
>>222202195Yep, the work never ends. Hence attaining a good work/life balance is the most important thing.
Chilling, holiday tomorrow too
>>222202240I'm missing social interactions, I've got no friends in my home town so I basically only have some talking when I go play basketball in the weekend with a couple acquaintances of mine
>>222202242You have a poo in your apartment?
Pool by the way, kek.
>>222202498I know rationally that it would mostly just be an expense and a nuisance, but I can't help but think it would be very cool to have a pool at home
>>222202561My theory is that one of those pools that you can assemble and disassemble at will is 90% as good as a proper pool with a tenth of the expenses.
>>222202288Ya, pretty small but it works
>>222202882That looks like the pool the character played by De Niro has in Heat
>>222202882Based and richpilled.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXDNqHANgIY
>>222191242ask em if they have cute sisters and fight them >>222191599I see, didn't know it worked that way, hopefully it's not much>>222191969I wish they were like ladybirds >>222192502Hmm so I will consider Tunisia as a destination, I've been told it looks very /med/ and that the girls are good looking. Did you go there with the wife?>>222192949Damn bro is well traveled. >>222193379What was their reaction? >Had a panic attack in the park on the way home, but managed to recover by the time I arrived.I ate those, glad it didn't last for so long.
>>222196811>>222196922Get some rest bro, don't push it. Hope you recover.>>222197380What a beast, one gets his back hurt the other one weight maxxes...>>222199510Seems like you didn't distribute the charcoal maybe, but I like this method between two grills. Did they end up tasty? Looks like Sea Bream..>>222201300When did it get lost?>>222202242>>222202882Nice view
>>222205090Went there with parents.
>>222206085Nice. Was the food good? My dad is afraid of flying so we only went to Greece when I was a kid, can't complain, the islands are amazing :D
>>222206157The food is good. Moroccan food is slightly better I'd say.
>>222206174How are the locals? Are they friendly?
>>222206338Nafri locals (except algerians, last I've heard) are extremely friendly, but you have to be on the lookout for scams. So friendly a woman tried to kidnap the lil' one with protecting him from a passing motorbike as an excuse.They're north africans, they'll try their best to gain something from you, but you can also expect everything from them if you're in need.In Morocco I met one of the workers of the riad I was staying at and he was absolutely a blast, spent a lof of time just talking with him between tea sips, he showed me his home and his nephews and everything.It would be too much of culture shock to keep him and myself entertained after I left Morocco, though.
>>222206410>a woman tried to kidnap the lil' one with protecting him from a passing motorbike as an excuse.Holy shite!!! I'm assuming you stepped in...>they'll try their best to gain something from youI've heard that yes>In Morocco I met one of the workers of the riad I was staying at and he was absolutely a blast, spent a lof of time just talking with him between tea sips, he showed me his home and his nephews and everything.Nice, I love friendly genuine locals like that :) >It would be too much of culture shock to keep him and myself entertained after I left Morocco, though.What do you mean?
>>222206542It was acually the wife that stepped in, I was some 2m ahead looking at something. Thankfully she scurried away or she'd get a fist on her face or something.>What do you mean?When the first moments of getting to know each others' cultures it would become akward because he loves football and bikes, and I don't like either of them. And speaking of more profound things would get difficult as he only had the 9th grade. A genuine family oriented guy, bless him.On another note and on another visit to Morocco, met a young guy, maybe 15, that had the most perfect british english I have ever heard. I asked him where he learned it, wether it was at school or some other place. He simply said he only had the fourth grade and that he learnt english from youtube videos and films. Caught me completely offguard, I was completely flabbergasted talking with him and hearing him talk, it was amazing.
>>222206617>It was acually the wife that stepped in, I was some 2m ahead looking at something. Thankfully she scurried away or she'd get a fist on her face or something.Thank God!How is the police situation there, I presume much corruption but it's probably better at tourist areas cause they need the money from tourism.>When the first moments of getting to know each others' cultures it would become akward because he loves football and bikes, and I don't like either of them. And speaking of more profound things would get difficult as he only had the 9th grade. A genuine family oriented guy, bless him.Ah I see, love people like that, eventually you can always find something in common in the human experience, you tell him something about your life and vise versa. >He simply said he only had the fourth grade and that he learnt english from youtube videos and filmsBased lad, a lot of people are learning English like that. I was already quite proficient even when I went to English class in kindergarden because I was watching Cartoon Network, the teachers were very surprised, it's important to be exposed as a child - it's much easier. My parents spoke to me in Greek and Bulgarian so that helped a lot. I will do that with my kid one day.
>>222206726Police seemed fine, mostly occupied with general order and transit. And yes, they are somewhat corrupt, I was the victim of a customs office trying his luck, but he didn't get anything from me kek (this happened while working).
>>222206753>I was the victim of a customs office trying his luckHe tried to bribe you? For what?
Larping to some berserk ost
