tige edohs
I’m a celebrity get me out of here
>>222184502tiges are quite scary beasts
>>222184566Not to me
We can't go on like this, the dam has to break. Everyone of our nations is going through the same shit. We just have to make a stand.
>>222184582Alright what's happened now then
>>222184582so true comrade
Not interested in watching any show called "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" unless "here" refers to a room filled with Jigsaw style boobie traps and contestants irl die horribly gorey and gruesome deaths.
what's that coming over the hill is it a monster
what happened in belfast then
>>222184628when we were at school we used to sing 'what's that cumming over your mum is it my monster?'
>>222184628i remember that song!
*casts a small willy curse upon you*
>>222184667why would you do that
>>222184667BOLLOCKUS CRUSHIUS
I'm starting to worry about Ray
>>222184694im evil
>>222184667
I look like this
good night y"all
after a painful and prolonged illness that lasted much of his life, rorke died
I heard Spider-Man was there
Sir Despicable Pavement Ape
>>222184700
>>222184718ofc it’s not effective if you already have a small willy
>>222184603Some African just tried to behead a 15 yr old lad in Belfast. Plucked out his eyes with a knife too. Its on video. Pronounced dead.
rorke loves his qualitysloploves his good writing and deep themes and well observed characterisation doesn't he
my smile and optimism: gone
All of Belfast is on edge this morning. Some African tried to behead an Irish lad on the street
>>222184765Not a word of this on the news
remember when there was a literal severed head found on the road in scotland? What was that all about then
time for the catholics and protestants to focus on the real problem: leftypol and his pets
>>222184782>>222184784I'm from Oregon and I say kill them all!!!!!
Mostly peaceful youth clubs
>>222184799The Northern Irish?
mental that he looked like this and seems to have suffered no health issues as a consequence
>A EuroMillions winner who saved the life of a police officer just days before scooping the £1m jackpot has died in a suspected hit-and-run.>Father-of-two Anthony Canty, 39, was knocked off his bicycle in Tiptree, Essex, on 21 May and died in hospital four days later.Shame… imagine if he’d used a car for transportation like an adult and not a children’s toy
SEX 25: Batman and wonder woman gay sex
when i was young i didn't understand how hammers actually worked so i bashed my favourite toy car with one of my granddads hammers to fix it and cried when it was all smashed and mangled
>>222184825He had a hip replacement recently tbfAlso, heard that his blood pressure was like 180/100 when he was competingfucking mental
Emma Watson's farts STINK!
>>222184858scrm
alri
Ever hear the one about the polack with a hammer?
>>222184862I assume that thread was about some terrorist attack or chimpout that happened
today's wordle
trvke
>>222184858aw poor little polish boy. wish i could have adopted you during communism
I just found out this guy died!
>>222184908lel
>>222184916yank food is mostly german sausage shite
>>222184922he was gay
>>222184920this was under a labour government so blair is at fault
Holy cringe
“Oliver Cromwell cut the head off Charles I four centuries ago so you have to accept this.” Mary Beard probably
>>222184947AIDS???!!!!!
>>222184947No, that’s not true. He was a good man. Stop making up lies
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Overheard a black woman say Gordon Ramsay is one fine white man to her friend, not joking.
>>222185009rorke is typing
>>222184976actually straight men are the bad ones. name 1 gay who raped a woman
>>222185009Black pussy gonna change Gordy
>>222184957poland is replacing the UK in europe now because of brexit. so you should be adopting me
I was today years old when I found out that scuba is an acronym meaning Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
>>222185009black women love the roughest looking niqqas. think thats how aids spread in africa
>>222185033what about that canadian serial killer bloke who was a cross dresser
reckon there will be a cheeky riot in belfast tonight
I've got a case of the chud rage
>>222185068didn't ask for your life story
rorke still drunk form last night dancing to the confusion remix from blade 1
>>222185078bizarre over reaction. Just admit you were wrong and stop behaving like a child
*enters brit*
>>222185055i thought scuba was the dance move where you put your hand infront of your face
guys would you rather be a rich bachelor and never settle down just tons of girlfriends or be a middle class family man with a wife a kids?
>>222185142so cute
>>222184959Did we lose? Did we win? Literally no one here except nons watches soccer lol.
>>222185142want to see her facefucked by a 10” coal black jungle bbc from the deepest depths of the congo
>>222185129we're lucky this was made right before ai video generation became a thing so we can know for sure this really happened
>>222185174yeah but ai memory manipulation is right around the corner so it wont matter
>>222185148well… *rapes you instead*
Panam Palmer pussy changed V
Poopert Slow
Very smelly.
>>222185142i HATE racoon girls
my first day on the job as the town crier:>boo hoo
>>222185148I'm not middle class but I'm married and have a 6 month old, I'm living comfortably. I feel like I won at life. I just put money away into my vanguard all cap so I can live a bit more comfortably later in life.
zoomers see a pretty woman and be like I would reduce myself to an atomic level just on the off chance that a part of me becomes a food particle that will be digested by hermillennials will say I would like to have sex with her
>>222185247Sounds shit
>>222185232why ?
just noticed that my gf repeats the last word she says in a sentence under her breath
my mate once did the ahegao face as a joke and it made my willy twitch
>>222185327Why does she do that stupid thing with her lips
>>222185346must be mental torture be an autist, unable to simply not be annoyed by such minor things
>>222185142The only thing I see when I look at her is Jennifer Lawrence
did a watch of that belfast stabbage mad the fella is apparently still alive
weighed myself and I weigh exactly 11 pounds more than i did before my week all inclusive holiday in corfu fucking mad x
24 and my mum still packs my lunch for work like she used to for school. Told her a billion times I don’t want it but she won’t listen
>>222185386
>>222185360Probably trying their best to delay the announcement of his death. They're trying as hard as they can to keep it out of the news, becomes a lot tougher when it's a murder
>>222185381It’s called water weight
i keep expecting my grandfather any day now
It's uncanny watching Will Smith films from when he was considered cool now.
leftypol being as reasonable as ever
where is everyone?
>>222185465Why are you watching movies at 8:46 am on Tuesday morning
>>>/pol/536682077Is this the same stabbing
>>222185498I work nights
FUCK OWRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SO MUCHT O DOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>222185515Can you freaks go a single day without mentioning black penis? It is beyond a joke how fucking deranged you are.
>>222185532I didn’t I was asking a question
get the choons postedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc
3 sleeps til Diego day!
>>222185532They're black themselves. Black people have to invent a reality where people find them attractive so they stim all day on here about muh dick. Most insecure people on earth
>>222185515ziedy would love it over there
Mental how RLM's re:View started 10 years ago
Right time to fire up ETS2
>>222185588Their Phantom Menace review was released in 2009, not that long until it's 20 years old.
>see a horrific murder video>start thinking about black men's dicksban porn
>>222185588they must be so jealous of the youtube making legit films now, they tried and when their movies were just dogshit long youtube videos they coped with the 'it's bad on purpose lads'
>>222185616We are trying to ban porn but because its Britain thats doing it people are seething. We'll all thank Starmer when he's gone.
>>222185624They never ever once said any of their films were bad on purpose. I dare you to try and find a single quote.
Got the 'ntes on
You know an album is generic when you don't even notice it's finished and you're now halfway through a different album on autoplay.
The new Scary Movie is going to be so bad when I watch it in 7 years on Prime
no offence to the guy but there’s no WAY I let another man mount me and pin me down like that so he can stab me fuck that
let's lock it in and win
Raped At First Sight Series 12
Agalloch's Hallways Of Enchanted Ebony is about black pussy changing rorke
>>222185657the drake method of ranking up streams, make stuff so bland it fits onto almost any playlist
he say you brack pussy call lorke changer
>>222185694okay I admit I'm racist but I do recognise a good wogchoon when I hear one, but drake is genuinely shit and never had a good track
>>222185515fenian bastards
when you wipe your bum do you wipe the internals as well
>>222185712excuse me?
All me wan do is bun 'erb but me got to work every bludclart day
https://youtu.be/dQJMAlupNTwToday's tunage
>>222185720babylon got mi vex
>torrent uploaded: 2013, seeders: 0, leachers: 1
>>222185747thought this was are roobz for a second
Today is a huge day for /brit/
>>222185765it really is x
>>222185763roobs would NEVER wear the tex
today's work morning meeting is weirdly awkward
right well after further investigation it would appear the documentary from 2013 I am unsuccessfully trying to torrent is in fact on youtube available for free, legally
>A male was seen attempting to cut off the head of another male last night in North Belfast, Northern Irelandhmmm a male
fax (machine)
>>222185818female memes where they hate on men they aren't attracted to are always so brutal
show idea: naked & afraid (of rape)
>>222185806>male decapitatorsadd it to the list
>>222185847
deano corehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
calm down lads. bit rowdy in here
>>222185806no need to jump to conclusions rorke
Needy a pooey bum Emma Watson gf.
where is everyone? I KNOW YOU'RE NOT WITH YOUR GF
currently in rehab because i'm a bit of a heroin head haha x
when i was walking to work there was a man smoking a funny smelling cigarette
>>222185806The Northern Irish are like the negro's of Europe so I anticipate a big chimp out tonight
>>222185945and the skin pigment of this so-called 'man'?
hate the sunhate the summer
>>222185961swarthy, perhaps an italian or spaniard
lad gets his eyes stabbed out and head half hacked offnary a PEEP from any mainstream news site
grand rising :)
>>222185943and what useful tips and tricks are they telling you in there? heroin is bad by any chance? instead of heroin you should try having a glass of pepsi max and going for a walk. when you feel like doing heroin you should phone some boring cunt to talk to him about how it's bad to do heroin. your dopamine levels are artificially high so now you have to endure misery for up to 2 years so they reset and any heroin in the meantime will restart the timerwhat a load of balls
>we gave switches to the students how do you respond without sounding mad
they call me long dick larry
If you've got a cock and balls you're a dude, no ifs ands or buts.
>>222186029electrician's course is it?
>>222185960excuse me i think you'll find it's negroes of europeand you'll also find it was catholics involved so they'll chalk it off as all the brits fault as usual and continue their lives alternating between the march for gaza and the dole office
>>222186006yeah pretty much, going straight back on the gear the second i get out
>>222185984https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdejnjdg08eo
>if we're not gonna make it its gotta be you that gets out cause im not capable im fucking irish ill deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life
BBC apparently think articles about West ham, Lebanon and a Somali referee are more important
>>222186062well you wouldn't see this sort of thing happening in the republic of ireland
>>222186070oh he was a bad bad man ~
your new housemateshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3w32xj676no
The ending of the Turner Diaries is the ultimate goal and destiny of the White race.An ethnostate is no longer enough. We need a White World.
>>222186093https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Dublin_riotYeah nothing like this has ever happened before it was a one off incident
>Man who ran from police stop during drunk driving investigation attacked by alligator, officers say
Can't be added toilingMight just go out and behead someone instead, have a laugh an that
Fair play to that fella for not losing his head
got the frasier on
a toast!
had a crazy dream where id gotten a woman, a prostitute possibly Eastern European pregnant.kinda disappoint to wake up. i was quite enjoying it and would have liked to see where it was going
>>222186180QUITE STYLISH
done two poos so far todayalthough to be honest the second one was mostly just farts
>>222186194she's made for the beeb
222186226who asked?
>>222186226tell us about the first one lad
>>222186181why is it dark
>>222186243these are dark days
>>222186226Two already is braaaaaaaazy
>>222186118Neanderthal Tranny would be prettier if she smiled
>>222186242well I got steaming last night so it was very sloppy and foul smelling and took ages to wipe
>>222186257he's got the worst jaw/face for trooninghttps://www.tiktok.com/@freazywarr
Thoughts on punting?
just been beheaded
>>222186307:/
I wonder what Englishmen of the late Middle Ages thought about the Anglo-Saxons. Did they see them as their forebears? The early Middle Ages contrast greatly with the late Middle Ages.
>>222186307tried it but think i'm too tall felt very unstable like i was going to fall in. the short bird i was with at the time was much more comfortable doing it than me so we swapped and i sat in the boat and drank cans
The first thing we do, let's kill all the construction project managers!
>>222186318seen something like this happen
>>222186307on the avon? fuck that the rivers in this country are too pollutedim all for shagging prostitutes though
Mad how Labour always bang on about child grooming whenever they want to curtail people's online rights.They did it with the online safety bill and now they're saying the same about the social media ban for under 16s.Kids are gonna get groomed no matter what unless you ban the entire internet. Far better to educate parents and tell them to actually supervise their kids but no, we couldn't possibly tell negligent parents what to do
>>222186364whats the second?
It's raining outsideI myself remain indoors where it is warm and dry
hmm
>>222186405Dunno, I'd see how the first one plays out first
Britain in winter: Bit cold and rainy out innit?Britain in summer: Bit rainy out innit?
>>222186428Business idea: Rorkeit
>>222186430it felt quite chilly this morning actually
>>222186430>>222186471been a wash out summer so far, save for that period of around 4 days of warm weather a couple weeks back
Nigga's so gay he eats his cereal with condom milk.
it's spring
need to live underground
Cody bro my perception of seasonal weather is contingent on which of a myriad of climactic zones I am resident
>>222186519I say this.
>>222186232Indeed
the rorke battalions are mobilizing
>>222186555northern ireland is going to turn into a racist version of The Purge isn't it
>>222186577turn into?
>>222186555is ira racist now
>>222186555send in the starmtroopers
>>222186409didnt ask about your gaffjust give us the weather outside and fuck off
>>222186429well im up for step one but i want a leader i can trust to go all the way to a final solution
henry nowak getting turned into a belfast loyalist mural
>>222186118Think I'll name myself Freazy Warr. Yes that's a good way to fly under the radar and live a normal life as a woman.
>>222186555come on lads im just trying to deliver asda shopping to old people, its bad enough with all the road clousures.
my cake i made a few months ago
>>222186693looks like elton is having a dry spell
>>222186693Why'd you smear poo in the shape of a willy on it?
>>222186714funny
>>222186693bad day to be in belfast if you're seeing this ahafasting from cocks like haha
What are all those roads closing at 7pm for? Bloody roadworks again I expect.
funny old business innit
what causes the jewishy look in fully english men
Wish all these browns would stop getting up to mischief so Starmer would turn off the rain machine for a while. Could see him getting nervous after that week of sun and I'm worried that'll be it until September.
>>222186772genetics
>>222186772zesty lookin ahh
It must be so grim being a foreigner living in Belfast, any time a foreigner does something wrong they all get battered and their windows smashed
>>222186771was wondering what the first one of these would be. hoping they get as far as denying players entry. would be a good laugh
>>222186816the trick is to not live in belfast. been doing it my whole life
Are you guys aware of the migrant trying to cut the Northern Irish lads head off last night or does no one in the UK care about NI?
His day and penis, ruined.
>>222186843first im hearing of it
>>222186843hmm no that's news to me no one here has mentioned it
>>222186843yeah, all the tweets about it pushed a load of gay porn off my feed
>>222186843Have you looked at any post in this thread? Literally a third of them are about that very thing.
hello world
what is this belfast place never heard of it myself is it somewhere forren
context matters, and the context is that im retarded
>>222186729sick of it. no respect for motorists.
>>222186771>Gianni Infantino, February 2025:>"I think it's important to clarify this. There is a lot of misconception out there. Everyone will be welcome in Canada, Mexico and the United States for the FIFA World Cup next year. We are working exactly for that," he explained during a press conference that followed a meeting of the 54 CAF member association Presidents in NairobiNeed the bald nonce to fuck off with the orange shabbos goy
>>222186925mad how his name is giant infant and he looks like a big baby
I haven't wanked in three days. Very odd for someone like me who's been religiously destroying my willy for a decade.
>>222186843News to me
>>222186939mad that gosh how mad that is wow thats mad
>>222186843not heard nothing. was he ulster loyalists or a catlick?
>>222186957sorry
nth for the gyaldem
chances of actual race riots in belfast tonight and not just 8 lads with flags on a roundabout?
>>222186941i though you frogs were all about shagging
uda petrolbombing biomass families till theres a fuel shortage
>>222186939
>>222186963Catholic man, the attacker got beaten by a bystander with a Hurley bat
>>222186990who cares? its fuck all to do with me. might as well be a riot in France
need a new roguelite to occupy my time
You reckon they ever shagged?
>>222186990Massive riots against police, all the race attacks on foreigners will probably happen behind the scenes
>>222186880this shit was written by ai
>>222186998Fr*nch women are too good for a hideous little shabbos goylet like me.
>>222187028but lads from both sides are going to riot? i notice prod shankhill and catlick falls are both closing roads
>>222187052i'm going to start a riot in your front garden
>>222187052Wowwww after all the sacrifices the loyalists have made and this is how you talk of them
i thought ireland loved the nigga folk, is it only the lower classes who are concerned about the black hordes
>>222187062he looks bent
:/
>>222187062How does she have a more robust jawline than him
>>222187082Mostly the prods will protest but a lot of catholics as well I imagine
>>222187081well shag foreigners
>>222187081consider dating an english rose
the thin line between sex and poo
ancient chinese proverb 'only when mosquito lands on balls does man learn violence is not always the answer'
Doubt he was Catholic. We are built from stronger stuff than that
mad hoe gay i am
>>222187116oriental
>>222187092i dont have a front garden
>>222187111:(
>>222187093never did anything for me
>>222187169for now we're :/ but soon we will be :)
>:)
Dude was either schizo or on some pcp tier shit
>>222187196or maybe he was just acting according to his natural instincts
>>222187122catlicks not bothering to come out for their ownalways knew they were cowards
>>222187196>t. leftymong
>>222187183Let's get there x
Can anyone translate if he is saying anything Islamic or just schizo babbling
left my car at the office yesterday cos i went out on the piss after work and now i have to spend an hour travelling to the office to get it so i can drive it back home. very annoying although drinks were a good laugh
hi
>>222187235Yes mate I’m fluent in Somalian so let me get on it right away
>>222187300hello brucey *grabs your arse*
Never forget
>>222187230>>222187230>>222187230
