>>222194831
are they actually gonna have a moon base in 2028

>>222194848
cute

>>222194855
you tell me

fuck this
flying to america and claiming asylum in new england
i am a political prisoner

>>222194848
she needs an artemis iii bbc inside her

>>222194831
Do you think India will beat us to the moon?

>>222194798
I'll probably just ring them tomorrow and pay it off then ill have to call back for a refund in November when i move.

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>>222194855
That's what the needs have confirmed just now. This time to stay

he was the darkest of men, he was the blackest of men

>>222194870
timmy would never

fuck this
flying to the moon to claim asylum in the sea of tranquility
i am a political prisoner

>>222194868
Are we racing ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oplra1FJxWI
It's more important than ever that you give this a listen and maybe a ponder

>>222194861
vgp
We have a right to New England settlement

>>222194895
Tim doesnt even know what day of the week it is desu

>>222194868
yes because they actually try. dont think we could even if we wanted to

knob out and wiggle it around or keep him hidden away for now?

shining laser pointers at the yank moon base

>>222194934
move on leftyrorke. we're talking about the Artemis thing now. Post Champagne Supernova instead

Feel so bored and glum. What's even the point of this existence?

SEX 30: Fapping to boobs

>>222194972
get crunk with it yt boi

how many browns you reckon will be on the artemis crew?

Should be able to freely emigrate anywhere that still has a union jack on their flag

>>222194972
drink some wine

Veddy racist article. Should be edited to just say "an Irishman" tried to behead some bloke

>>222194984
Need a John major mug

>>222194909
on your bike then

>>222194988
Hawaii here i come

>>222194998
I don't drink wine I drink beer and occasionally spirits but I don't want to drink because I drank too much last week and I think I might be becoming reliant on it

27 tomorrow it’s literally never been more over for anyone in history

>>222194988
THIS. Get me out of this shithole.

>>222195036
fucking hell that's brutal
my condolences
just drink a lot

>>222194984
pissing orange for a week after this with all that salt
for vlster x

>>222195001
April was fucking grim this year. Not like this June has been any better just pissing it down and cloudy everyday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvG3is7Bm1w

what if kier just went on tv and said "ok, just kill the buggers"

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make the most of your youth aborad

>>222195036
Just wait until 37. Almost 40 soon. Never been more disappointed.

>>222195072
if im 34 do i still have my youth? can i move?

the PSNI are the ones who first put out the information of the criminal terrorist being somalian. so owen jones is attacking people for believing police reports and basing their commentary on it.

>>222195088
yh. if you ask an actual old person they will say anything under 40 is like being 18

>>222195081
Feel like you've accomplished anything?

>>222195079
>Worldwide spending on AI is forecast to total $2.52 trillion

>>222195079
9 rainforests died to make this

might go to bed

>Aborad

>>222195033
not much you can rely on in this world lad but you can always rely on old mother booze always there for you to help you through

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>>222194987

>>222195088
heh im 34 and going to travel new zealand november-january then move to Australia.

>>222195151
>you are NOT the father!

>>222195151
lolll

>>222195101
>Owen jones is a disingenuous and evil man
Who knew

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>>222195167
>Colonel Rubio
That's 2

>>222195159
runt

>>222195167
pnrianf

>>222195112
Accomplished spending my best years working shitty jobs, watching the country descend into the gutter, and paying the government a lot of taxes. Happy days!

dont care about their skin colour i just wanna see people on the moon in my lifetime

>>222195177
Lara trump looks bogged but in a hot slaggy way. Kimberley Guilfoyle is a travesty

>>222195159
trip on sacked tranny you vile gremlin

>>222195177
Why did evolution make women age so badly?

>>222195036
i think we're so terrified of getting old and death because we have never truly lived.
Been dead inside since im 12 years old, i wish i knew how to resurrect that hyperactive kid with a vivid imagination.

>>222194848
:3

>>222195208
we've been before lad there was a whole thing about it

>>222186462
>>222186462
>>222186462
new when ready

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>>222195208
More interesting that there's no women. One Italian pilot.

turns out...

...lil monkey fella

well that was fweaking awesome

>>222195177
christ they could be British

>>222195208
Why? I genuinely dont get the interest or point of it

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>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

i am Mr. Mxyzptlk

mad how they were revealed in such a manner that they create a skin colour gradient from left to right

>>222195275
screaming woman: the game

>>222195284
leave superman alone you little rascal

>>222195101
>It's a slightly different flavour of east african than was initially reported. This is exactly like the Liverpool parade ramming where everyone was ready to kick off until it turned out to be a spooked white mong!

>>222195311
get them reduced

>>222195271
used to eat this kinda stuff in massive bowls of pasta for years at uni

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gamer bros we won

>>222195337
war criminal

>>222195235
i wasn't alive then

>>222195350
neoliberalism is so based

>>222195350
ai slop :/

>>222195311
can she throw them over her shoulder
like a regimental soldier?

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nth for the holodem

grow up

i've been blacked
x

>>222195275
A fockin cube O:

>>222195404
patriot

>>222195417
i did it for britain

>>222195208
Mind boggling that they could do it in the 60s and, even with the huge leaps in technology since then, they can't do it now. What is holding them back?

>>222195313
>countless reports of terrorist attacks of muslims driving into people christmas markets snd other places now needing bollards and armed police.
>why would you assume its a muslim? Bigot!
Yeah crazy that people would think that. Completely unfounded

Bit nippy
Need a cuddle xx

>>222195419
a well defined back is an incredibly attractive feature on a woman

>>222195442
well they are doing it now aren't they

>>222195442
having to haul heavy bbcs into space on every mission requires significant effort

>>222195442
they can do it there's just no point
going to the moon is a sign that america is weak

>>222195465
About time

>>222195442
money innit

>>222195442
And 70s

>>222195511
avant garde bart simpson abstract art

i see we're still stealing pics off steve "the maidstone tesco pooer" dawson's twitter

>>222195511
scrandemic

preparing dinner and pretending I'm cooking for the toilfu (I'm not)

maplestory gf leaving me and calling me a broke cracker because i dont have enough mesos

remember when that lad was in the middle of a muslim terrorist attack by muslim terrorists and shouted "not all muslims!"? i have genuinely never seen the effects of propaganda more powerfully on display than that.

anyone here wear a suit to work

when people say 'lovely day for it'
what is 'it'?

This happened me when I was very young
>Be autist
>Go to a kebab shop everyday before school for breakfast
>Kebab mans daughter finds me cute
>Completely don't register any signal
>At one point he gets pissed off and tells me to ask her out
>We date for 2 years
>She broke up with me because she was going to move back to turkey

going to have to clean my bathroom first thing tomorrow because there's a hairy arsed bloke visiting my flat at some point

>>222195442
it's kinda pointless. dead rock innit

>>222195555
gay porn

>>222195491
They could plant explosives on it and hold it to ransom. Reckon the global community would pay handsomely to keep the moon. Tides and that innit.

>>222195555
haha....
wouldn't you like to know... haha....

MY NAME JEFF

seems like foreign countries are hesitant to give you a chance if you have no degree or skills apart from working at kfc

>>222195557
the fabled breakfast kebab

Great support to British people of British descent from France

>>222195579
Ngl I am shocked the girl even liked me because I remember talking to him about the ottoman empire and he was shocked that I knew about it and Ataturk.

could possibly be bedtime

>>222195578
Move to Britain they'll take literally anyone and just throw stacks of free money at you... Oh wait

screaming

remember one time a bird offered me the chance to slap her if she could slap me back. felt too kinky to be doing in public tbqh.

when was the last time a girl was visibly pleased to see you

right thats the paki pizza ordered

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>>222195627

>>222195621
millennial is the shittiest

>>222195644
when I had a gf back in uni 8 years ago

>>222195644
2017. she told me she cried herself to sleep that night because i didn't seem all that thrilled to see her and didnt even give her a hug or anything.

>>222195621
I still have a video up of me wearing a towel on my head blowing up barbie dolls saying

>Death to America and death to the west
>Allah akbar we will remove the filth from the earth
>Death to Israel

>>222195627
The tolerant left everybody

>>222195627
Rorke is typing…

>>222195310
fuck you Bat-Mite!!

Why are you cowards not on the streets?
Is /brit/ 100% nons & trannies?

>>222195555
shagging

>>222195652
mad how 70% of zoomers are into shite like this
source: ask chatgpt

Just saw girl I hooked up with 3 years on insta. She's had a rough time of it recently, seems to be in a wheelchair, gained a few stone and is apparently "poly", even has a buzzcut.

Was never a babe but was a 6/10, nice chebs, and a good face, didn't see it coming.

got the paki pizza man on whatsapp

>>222195652
kinda hot ngl

>>222195557
>>222195603
What an incredibly boring story you've invented here

I think the wildest shit is that as an autistic fuck up foreign girls are into me

Why is it that British men seem immune to the feminine wiles of the yellow woman?

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Rule34 has one of the worst comment sections on the entire internet
It's all just trannies

>>222195672
>not even hugging the gf
are you just dead inside or what

has nintendo direct happened yet??

Should have been able to romance Takemura with a female V

>>222195381
i liked deso. she read 2 of my comments once

>>222195734
vote up!

>>222195608
Obscene

Zoomers will just blow up stuff or break it and think it's funny

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>>222195674
alri chuckie

>>222195734
why would you ever read the comment sections of pornography

>>222195737
she wasnt my gf. she just wanted to be (and i wanted her to be). we hadn't seen each other in like 8 months so she was expected some big like "omg it's been so looong!" but im autistic so i just went "alright?"

>>222195557
>>222195603
i dub thee drivel yank, my latest doll

90 minutes until the riots
should be able to squeeze in a wank and make dinner

>>222195766
i like to be in the know

>>222195743
not sure why youd romance a corpo twonk

>>222195742
yeah. they said theyve finished nintendo. im sorry

Sir Paki Pizza

>>222195672
My current girlfriend once told me she didn't even want me to shower when I got home just fuck her while smelling like sweat

>>222195734
really is a little mad how 60% of these freaks probably post on this site, posting the same shit

>>222195734
why are you looking at giant futa cock porn to begin with

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can't get to my cyberpunk car

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>>222195766
it's posts like this that would've robbed us of ross' great philosophies

>>222195621
based millenials

Give me some comfy locations in the UK to play the brand new Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake, coming to a switch console near you THIS year

https://youtu.be/K6uv9vnaXcA?si=tWmyhKdxzNxE2lPD

crying

>>222195774
that's self-hating yank
probably the only poster here with genuine autism

>>222195810
can a nigga live

>>222195798
eww, women are gross

>>222195643
Was walking back from a club with a load of people and this lass kept going on and on and on about she needed me to smack her arse. After about 29 minutes of nagging I gave in and slapped her arse really hard. When we got to the top of her boyfriends street he said everyone come back to his for a smoke except me. I wasn't even that bothered although I do remember it 20 years later so maybe

>>222195759
They are spiritually niggers, but still can't even emote the classic nigger swagger so they get no bitches LMAO
Zoomer men are really just useless. Imagine not being able to talk to women.

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what's this cosplay then

Turned 29 the other week cannot even begin to describe how over it

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Rewatching Oz

thought i'd lost my shopping bag but i found it so that's good

>>222195774
he's been doing this forever. just comes in and blogposts about his imaginary life and doesnt engage with anyone unless it applies to himself

>>222195840
i'm not really a fan

Sup toady

>>222195832
Think I've read this story on here before

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>>222195817
Stuck Culture

>>222195837
I turn 30 next week and my suffering is immeasurable

>>222195841
boring cunt

>>222195763
I used to slap I love penis stickers on cars and sometimes I would put it over the license plate so they would be pulled over

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Deanos on suicide watch

>>222195608
women be like: why do men objectify us

>>222195776
What riots? I've got Tesco man coming between 7 and 8 I don't want to miss a ruit

just remembered levi roots sauces

Mental how shit Lost becomes after season 2

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I'm from County Down and I say kill em all!

wouldn't say no to sucking a persimmon right now

>>222195832
why would she need you to smack her arse

one of the sickest I've ever felt is the only time I had a big dirty kebab while utterly bollocksed
you know that cold feeling you get when you really need to throw up?
had that for hours

i predict a ruit

hey soul sista
aint that mr mr on the radio, stereo

>>222195865
I don't remember telling it on here but it's possible

>>222195608
Training for the BWC session

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fuck my worthless nigger cunt life

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cant feel my tongue or lips

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thinking about the Maginot Line

>>222195835
I think throwing school laptops on the roof is funny and shitting in the urinal is a classic

>>222195935
imagine what sucking dick would be like like that
x

>>222195935
you will be never be a woman
you will never be ariana
you are a fat ugly man

>>222195935
I will feel them for you

>>222195952
um she is a girl
x

>>222195935
why is every post with an ariana grande image so viscerally upsetting
its as if gollum himself is hunched over at a computer desk making them

>>222195952
screaming at this

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Trvth nvke guys

>>222195935
on the mandy are you?

Have any of you guys shit in a urinal? I did twice

>Germany? A vassal of the USA that is being deliberately destroyed by mass immigration instigated by the world enemy? Sounds exactly like the plot of Veit Harlan's dystopic classic "Death of Tyr". Anon, don't you know that America was hit by a barrage of A9/A10 rockets carrying Zippermayr's vacuum bombs? That Ho229 stealth bombers dropped Diebner's nukes over London? That Maus tanks and Sarin gas triumphed over the human waves on the eastern front? Seems like you somehow hit your head while fencing! Were you perhaps practicing for the upcoming Olympic games at Theodorichshafen, haha? Now hurry or we'll miss the live broadcast of Sigmund Jähn landing on Mars which is shown here on the big Germanium-Thorium-pentoxide screen inside Germania's Volkshalle! Let's go, the Sänger Raumshuttle Type IV "Conrad Haas" will start at any moment from Bismarckfeste!

>>222195909
Fuck knows, she was pretty drunk and I was quite good looking back in the day, but also very shy and some women like to tease shy lads like that. Maybe she thought I'd never do it since her bf was 6'4 and a kickboxer. Maybe she was trying to make her bf jealous.

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been awake 32 hours and was forced to go pub

>>222195995
no went dentist :)

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Jason was spiritually british

>>222195935
Get some fresh air

homewreckiana is single again

my arse is blacked

>>222196008
wish i had mates to pub

>>222196010
the dentist gave you mdma

>>222196004
>but also very shy and some women like to tease shy lads like that
had 2 birds start snogging in front of me once and asking if i wanted in on it knowing i would never say yes haha

am hungry

>>222196073
am bottom

dentist had her breasts pressed against my head at times

>>222196073
so I am headed to culver's what is it that you want

>>222196056
me too lol
was my grandad and alkie waster uncle
good craic

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mental

>>222196090
you liked that didnt you

>>222196097
do they give thos to british men who work aborad

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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN???

>>222196040
she should clone herself and be in a lesbian relationship with heserlf

there's gotta be at least one twink posting here right?

>>222196147
hi

>>222196097
my willy simply could not get past her cheeks

not even a twitch.

>>222196021
this is the most 5’6 anyone has ever looked

Drinking a Pepsi Max Tropical team

>>222196124
For shagging purposes only

Sir Keir Rodney Starmer

>>222196166
go away

>>222196163
livestream mfs going straight to youtube be like

>>222195734
and what exactly seperates you from them?

>>222196152
hi x

yea ill check back in a couple hours, enjoy

any good youtube food channels going?

Gegagedigedagedago

>>222196209
ok see you x

>>222196102
I like to get a load of faces of a female celeb upload them to ChatGPT and tell it that I'm doing an RPG and this character has the face of the person I uploaded. I tell it the clothes and background and all that and it sometimes does a good effort at first. I tell it I want the character with their back to the viewer, looking over their shoulder at the viewer.

Then I take the pic to venice.ai and tell it to reveal this woman's arse. The Ariana Grande one turned out good.

>>222196200
nigga name is kier tbf

rubbing my coochie

nigga name really keir

>>222196200
said one funny thing and ran it into the ground. he actually fit in quite well here

nigga name is keir

>>222196244
tbf he's spaced it out a bit

Kir Keir Karmer

I assume the thread has ground to a halt because everyone has gone to see what venice.ai is. You're welcome btw.

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Denys Cowan mogs 99% of white comic book artists and writers. His Hardware comic and The Question comics are good

don't say the n word please

>>222196328
buy a chuffing ad

might try "wagamamas"

the n word please

ϟϟir KKKeir Stürmer

Is Cloyce a common name? i know a fellow named Canyon.

>>222196328
saving my zinger for the new actually

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>>222196342

>>222196341
You try and do the community a favour and this is the thanks you get. Typical.

nigga friends with a geographical feature

>>222196364
starmtroopers hold the line

>>222196342
>>222196355
>>222196356
These posts tell a story.

which married man (or woman?) will ariana go for next x

>>222196355
wankthemummas

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feral

The British government is genuinely more tyrannical than the Soviet Union.

Bump

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>>222196417