Short kings edition
I would ban it all
nth for the baddiedem
love gherkins me
so here I am
Leftypol getting bounced around like a pinball last threadHilarious stuff
>>222194915confusing image
catberg has lost his damn mind!
Why are nigel farage fans such retards?
using claude 5 mythos to rape my own arse
>tfw no latex gf
listening to my asmr gf talk absolute shit
>>222198295What's the rest?
>>222198319doing everything i can
>>222198307love making a stroganoff and finishing it with loads of themcorrmight have to make one at the weekend
gherkins go well with cheese
kino incarnate
>>222198327Its crazy that cats do this but toxozombies do nothing in response
>>222185717simple question, when you wipe your bum do you wipe the internals as well
Leftypol getting a headache using all his limited brainpower to try and make getting mutilated and near beheaded by an african whitey's fault
>>222198360Try pastrami, edam, sauerkraut and gherkins in a bagelTop notch
>>222198349Wouldn't you like to know?
I wish the military would just take over the government
why does every game need a remake now?
got wechat to talk to my chinese friends and looked at the tiktok mini app inside and its got a load of chinese porn on there disgusting
sent catberg the news from belfast and sent me this backbit concerned
>>222198396why?
>>222198396you think their bullets can stop civil servants?
>>222198384Setting up a basecamp under the lea of left titty and setting out for the summit tomorrow
quite tired me. might be time to start heading towards beddy bo bo's
>>222198360Try poo, smeg, sti-cum and gherkins in a bagelTop notch
>>222198384
>>222198425AIcows cant move like that
>>222198448Nighty night fren
>>222198425sent that bovine freak flying
i am enjoying these catberg post ngl, catberg is mental haah
anyone else get mixed up between manchester and liverpooltheyre right next to eat other after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q10tVT5aF2Y
when was the last time you made a girl laugh
>>222198413I'm sick & tired of the career politicians in power & would rather have someone else have a try
mares
What are everyone's aims for the rest of the year?
>>222198488Today, a group of them walked past laughing at me
>>222198462you are a stupid man !!
>>222198493the tarqs who run the military are no different from the tarqs who run the gubbermint
is it kicking off
>>222198363what game
>>222198468>>222222222it looms
keir starmer googling "fat bitches fighting over food"
>>222198481you can tell the Mancunians because they all wear bucket hats
>>222198506putting a record out
>>222198493they're both the same genre of public school educated mongos thougheverbeit
alri
>>222198529it will be wasted
>>222198506lose weightlost about 8kg in a couple of months but know i could have dropped a lot more if i could stop getting completely steaming at the weekend
>>222198537Is that realistic?
>>222198506I applied to uni in may & hope I get in. If not try & get a job and apply for apprenticeships. But been struggling hard to even get shitty jobs
they really be writing serves 4 on food that barely serves 1
Who is your favorite JAV talent? Been partial to Hoshi Asuna lately.
>>2221985061. make the toilfu love me2. errr.....3. that's it
>>222198554ye we're about halfway through recording it
>>222198506get a jobgo abroad 2 times this summer
poo nigger
>>222198506new job
serves 4 (alternatively serves one massive lardarse virgin)
please lads can we not look back in anger x
>>222198460Giwtm
>>222198527crash bandicoot 2
>>222198553That's still good going, maybe getting steaming does you a bit of good
I'm going to liquidate every single lower class person in the UK
>>222198542neoliberal life
>>222198519I'd rather have the people that have been willingly away from their family for this shitty cunt than some lawyer or business faggot that hasn't done an honest days work in their entire life
she is so lovely and nice
>>222198571rara kudou
*looks back in anger*
>>222198572You need to love yourself first
>>222198462I don't agree, I've seen your mum, in bed, when I was having sex with her
*looks forward in anger*
>>222198608She in?
>>222198587bit unnecessary
*knows it's too late*
real girthyun coming out me arse
>>222198613stop that right now
>>222198608
>>222198636Mental illness signifier to be doing shit like this my man. Ought to get help.
>>222198636heatherfungusaurus
>>222198425rorke in a sea of leftypols
>>222198613*police sirens rapidly approaching*
>>222198562fatty
>>222198650
18.84 square inches of pizza eatedtime to goto bed
>>222198650some chelsea star on the right x
>had shitty OCD &been out of work for a couple of years>It gets better>Nobody wants to hire me>cant even do military as I will fail the medical checkupSo whats the best scenario to move forward?
>BREAKING: PSNI REPORT SEVERAL FROWDS CRUSHING ANONS BOLLOCKS
>>2221986549 times out of 10 it's an Indian/Pakistani bloke doing this. It's how they cope with their inferiority complex.
>>222198677>OCDnot real
>>222198562find this with those kraft mac and cheese boxesalways have a full one then it says like 3 people or more even on the special editions
>>222198677time to head off to New Mexico i reckon
>>222198527elden ring shadow of the erdtree dlc
>>222198677How did you fix it and what meds do you take?>>222198714Unhelpful
>>222198624I do... sort ofI have quite a lot of self respect at least
>>222198665it really isnt sufficient for 4 people let alone 2 though they dont want the goyim eating good
cpu;d jabe a cup fo tae
>>222198705when musk had the twitter accounts show national origin most of the biggest bbc porn accounts were indian and pakistani. they're such an odd people.
get the workplace arses slapped
>>222198608would love to fan her elling
>>222198722proabably because its not real food and does not cause satiety in the same way meat and vegetables do
>>222198597i used to get steaming then have a load of crisps or a second dinner via jew delivery appsi've cut that out which is something but want to be better
>>222198736this is from his perspective though so he would think this is being active
>frowds
>>222198705What jeety gonna do
>>222198734Citalopram & Setraline. Its not perfect & there are parts of my life in which its kinda strong. However, as a whole my quality of life has gotten much better
sir fapello
>>222198784cwltshc
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGj0h8aiWdM
devouring my conjoined twin alive
>>222198747don't have nearly enough rizz to get away with that
>>222198746IndiaIsrael Indonesia BrazilMexicoChileMorocco I still remember that webm kek
>>222198773yeah, translated his hallucinations
>>222198801ahhh i see
>>222198363just did another playthrough myself and been back on the nightreign grind. wish it would get more content
>>222198396The yookay military are ZOGbots
sir zogbot
becoming immune to having bad daysits all just stuff nowif that makes sense
candy outside, hearing loud yelling, smelling fumes of controlled substances
>>222198677You just have to work any job, lie if you have to. To be honest you don't even have to do that, you can get a job in an amazon warehouse without having to send a CV and you basically have to be above room temperature IQ to keep a job there. Then just stick at it and get a good reference to show you can stay in a job
another day my brothers having some friendly banter with my and my mum comes running into the room screaming that they need to stop being horrible to me… even though I’m laughing with them… she honestly thinks I’m some autistic freak who’s on the edge
>irish lads rioting>no cameras>ballied up>organized>english lads rioting>fat 50 year old shirtless dads with their full name tattoo'd on their chest>no masks>sipping cans and throwing bins at each otherits kind of based how retarded we are
>>222198880Your mental illness has finally made you incoherent
>>222198898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JqR6sQP-JE
>>222198919Scimb
>>222198919they have more experience to be fair
BATTYMAN FI DEADBATTYMAN FI DEAD
>>222198928this is me
fuck off yank
Meowing at the boys in /brit/
Having a think
>>222198964racism isn't funny
>>222198964ktim all day
>>222198964just seen this man in belfast beheading another man
>>222198821this shit probably funny as fuck
>>222198919The worst part is the people streaming. Couldn’t believe how many people were live streaming at the Southampton protest
>>222198964ktim after sticking nuggs in the air friar
>>222198964yh......?
>>222198964gorillas are very characterful animalsi much prefer them to chimps
Mihai- PatriotHomealone - PatriotMikey - PatriotHeatherpaedo - VampireEmmett - NationalistSpaino - Mental retardMousey- EugenicistEmployed Woman - A scary manCanslad - RetardEmmayank - RetardLeftypol - TraitorBelgiumnonce - VampireGingernonce- VampireRorke- Next Level Moses
Brits had to wind down the protests and clear the roadways so their Indian Deliveroo drivers could find their address and deliver curry to them for the big World Cup kicky Olympics
They raped me in there
turns out...little chimpy fella
>>222198795Devouring you alive since you have double the nutrients
>>222199001sscrema
another american fresh from twitter is it
>>222199022yanky boy trying to be funny yh
just tweeted ur mums fan bongman
was going to get a switch 2 but decided not to
going to start a new playthrough of Elden Ring. haven't played since the DLC came out
>>222199079ok
>>222199064I need chips with me Paki diarrhea dinner
guys be honest with me am i fatam i a fat boy
being disrespectful of other cultures is it
>>222199108oi oi
Clogging the communal /brit/ toilet
the subject has responded poorly to the high protein diet. i'm administering a high dosage of bulk forming insoluble fibre to aid with gut motility
>>222198506Finish my second game before summer is over and also gain 3 stone and also shag more brazilians
>>222199108can't tell xtake some more clothes off x
Just taking the piss mate no harm intended i love me brots
>>222198964The mandem
>>222199114Looks like Indianapolis
yo cody these quesadillas are delicioso bro
>>222199114Leftypol clawing his eyes out but he still sees these horrors in his waking nightmares forcing him to take his own life
What's the gimmick of the year so far?
elle fanning? more like smell fanning, right from her arse to my nose
god had to stop my willy at 6.5" as he knew that if he gave me more i'd be a camslut
>>222199167The raped rorke theory
>>222199108would lick that
rooooooooooooooooooooorke is a dooooooooooooooooork
>>222198964me when i'm told the 3221st isolated incident has happened
>>222199167ricky gervais funny offensive
>>222199167the pretending to be a virgin gimmick
feeling unc
>>222198790>the cosplayer's actually a ladomds, the artist is a yank korean halfu lass tho>>222198842noice, I hope to start another run after the world cup if I can get through my tab hell
nawwww cody your fit is straight GARBAGE bro lookin like a straight garbanzo bean out here man
so regarding Belfast? Anything happened yet?
>>222199108why are u beige lad what the fuck
>>222199114thought this might be switzerland at first but the water is way too blue and therefore i know this is probably norway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC-_lVzdiFEchoon ngl
People can't even comprehend how much better life would be had the Axis won.
feeling uncpilled and furious
she would get it
>>222199239elton in the back in the kitchen
>>222199001kek
>>222199247remember that tv show about the nazis winning and everyone was angry because the world was clean and safe and all that? lol. personally hate nazis, but found that funny.
>>222199239chicken katsu a la elton
Coffee run
oh shoot creg mom lost 200 clams on the cowboys vikings game and now we don't get to go to olive garden after prom
>>222199281>personally hate naziswhat did sir adolf hitler ever do to you?
>>222199261tuff cat
>>222199309called me a smeg
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>222199309Ustase be like srbe na vrbe
>>222199309>sirDon't recall him being knighted
>>222199300kirby if he ate dennis rodman
would hate to be in an argument with ben shapirohe'd be rattling off all these facts before i could get a word in
>>222199309least cucked slav
need to learn how to shoot spaff instead of just oozing it out in globs just in case I ever need to do that
>>222199341i'd just lean by head a bit to the side like I'm looking at something behind him and when he turned around to see nothing there i'd laugh and go "haha one nil"
>>222199341just beat him up
>>222199341i'd just knock the cunt out.
>>222199281>personally hate naziscringe
>>222199356dont worry lad, you dont actually need to learn that. it's just a physiological thing where the act of your willard being pumped will shoot forward your white muck.
>>222199361>>222199370ooh your hard
>>222199383just the way it is mate. don't believe in political "teams" where if i dont like immigration then i need to be adolf's mate or whatever. just hold my own beliefs about things instead of following the herd. a lion, some might say.
>>222199341If he ever tried to argue with me I'd punch his Jewish head clean off
>>222199388im TUFF
>>222199388>hes scared of ben shapiroscrem
>>222199408just imagined you swinging a big dig and he goes flying backwards off his chair and his legs stick up in the air and then his wee jew hat floats down from the sky where it had been suspended in place because of how swiftly you knocked his pan in haha
>>222195442blame culture wars for that, richest man in the world seething about women with willies on xitter
>>222199418He has a gun. Do you have a gun?
>>222199408
>>222199435scr
>>222199438I made that post 7 and a half hours ago mate what are you doing
blud replied to a 2 hour old post
>>222199438that was 2 and a half hours ago. move on nigga
Is it unethical to have a son and put him on a rigourous training regime from the age of 5 so that one day he becomes a professional boxer and makes tons of money?
SON
>>222199239Corr
the evidence for homicidal gas chambers is as strong as that of jews being turned into soap and lampshades. just a handful of anonymous witnesses. the allies had access to all correspondence between concentration/'death' camps after the enigma machine was cracked, and there's no mention of it or anything genocidal at all
>>222199442ive got two howitzers attached to my muscular frame
>>222199461can tell she's well versed in the ways of kenta kobashi based on that chop at the end.
Tesco mans here brb
>>222199470someone did that in the old 20 minutes after everyone left there are some bizarre people here
>>222199466>>222199474i was at toil and catching up on /brit/ discussion about belfast as with every other significant event
>>222199222Lad got his face removed by a wog, and now officials are calling for more peace like the peace of getting your face cut off by a wog.
>>222199477explain
>>222199341hit him with the "i accept your concession"
>>222199461like to see her try this shi round my endsuseless woman
>>222199461could heem her to the other side of that track with a single punch
>>222199504
>>222199502nigga think this the news
>>222199504Real Madrid made a formal offer of 150m for Athletico's star striker so they're laughing at Real for thinking they would sell to their rivals for anything
>>222199481Literally have the chambers and the massive piles of ash where all the bodies were burnt
Working isnt cool
>>222199461want to shag one of these
>>222199522>>222199528thank you
Tell me one thing
>>222199539your mum works this dick and I think thats very cool
the reason the right have never done a proper protest like burning police cars is because 99.9999999% of the time society is exactly the way you wanted it to be so you don't deserve to be upset when your police fuck up and kill one of your white guys
>>222199503I know that buv I was talking about riots
ELDEN RINGLDENRING
>>222199533no they don't. there were chambers used for delousing. the deadly gas chambers were just a rumour like jew soap. no doubt a lot of jews actually believed it, doesn't mean it happened
>>222199539money is cool
Shagged the new gf AGAINThats 3 times now
>>217690226what anime you watching mate
>>222199555I have broken my recent resolution to not drink during the week BUT extenuating circumstances of gf being at the hospital and going to a pub for dinner on my own. Not like I'm going to not drink a pint is it?
>>222199561Oh sorry not my expertise
>>222199572based, haven't played the dlc yet, will once I can afford a gaymen pc (never)
for me the most arousing thing is understanding
>>222199560ok fat boy
>>222199560sounds like a load of old cobblers to me
>>222199585she in for exposure to an incel?
>>222199573Gf brought up the jewskin lamps when we were watching a horror once and I tried gently to suggest that it wasn't actually true and I tell you what it did not go well.
>>222199620Yeah?
>>222199572cute!
might ring up granddad and tell him he's a boring twat
sonion
>>222199603No one here wants to aroused you Tyler
got the fugazi on
>>222199611Potential appendicitis but I think she's just on the blob and making a big fuss
>>222199645Corr
>>222199528Why are they announcing that though? Wouldn’t they make the offer in private
>>222199603ah a fellow sapiosexual
>>122199645true
>>222199640wanna bet
rorke
>>222199645Would you consider yourself a patient boy?
>>222199628pussyhole go round and chin him
>>222199658It's election season for Madrid president so it's all a big show for the public.
what's for din dins
>>>/g/109016796>>>/g/109016796>>>/g/109016796please stay in your containment thread
つっ
>>222199679leftpol says a he handwaives away the relentless atrocities committed by his pet invaders
hooked up to the wanking machine
>>222199679liberals will say this and then not cry when shawn michaels said sorry i love you to ric flair before retiring him with a sweet chin music
>>222199673You can't get aroused anyway you're on hrt
so this is rorke
>>222199481> The argument they’re making is a common denial tactic: taking one claim that historians now regard as unproven or exaggerated (industrial production of soap from Jewish bodies, or widespread lampshades made from human skin) and then falsely implying that the evidence for gas chambers is equally weak. Historians do not treat those claims as equivalent.
>>222199679They all have the same face if you look closely, not other people is it lol
>>222199711alri moshe
>>222199721unpossible
>>222199679rorke supressing a twinge of guilt
>>222194850Took 72mg of Ritalin after not having any for about a week and I feel like I’m on the lines Tried wanking for about an hour but couldn’t get it up.
>>222199645You say I need a job. I've got my own business.You want to know what I do? None of your fucking business.
>>222199716you clearly wishyou creepy little boy
a man with chese on his head
Liberal men make women's vaginas dry
>>222199679lol
>>222199752You have a toy shark that you tongue kiss after dark
>>222199782>>222199782>>222199782
>>222199731Truth by a thousand cuts but one must fight for every word
>>222199616I remember being taught it and about the soap in school, some people must see it as equivalent of holocaust denial for even implying something they were taught was wrong
