cat edish
shite edish have a word with yourself
Screaming why would you film and upload this
>>222213265this isn't a 'berg
we will boil him soon allahamdulillah
well at least i got a free 100 pounds from nationwide
have a financial advisor who handles my stocks and used the acronym "ROI" and he goes "wat dat mean?"reckon I should sack him off desu
the right honourable sir toilet pig
*starts a conga line in the middle of the thread*
Claude ominously churningnot sure what's taking it so longcould have written it faster myself by handoh well, at least I get to post here instead of working
Should I get a four channel pass or not? Debating whether it's a good investment
>Account value: £174,000>Return: £52,000>Personal rate of return: 188%Am I just thick or does this not add up?
>>222213263all in ftse global all cap>>222213269sorry mate i would but im greedy and i need it all
Rockstar
>>222213309the 2p a day or whatever it works out as is worth not having to do captchas all day long
>>222212856I've worked in an office for almost 15 years and if a female ever starts flirting with me, I will tell HR. You don't need to ask them to do anything but it means there's a record of it if she tries to use it against you later
>>222213304yeah mate, what kind of financial adviser doesn't know the republic of ireland
>>222213318Vanguard is always like that. makes no sense to me
the right honourable sir arse lad
>>222213303you are polish biomass and seething hard about it
>>222213304southern northern ireland
I invested for the first time ever last week and its dropped 3%. No idea what I'm doing but so excited for the day it goes up a bit.
>>222213322dark wokewe need him on stage at glasto with the stones
i keep my entire £150k in a current account so i can withdraw it quickly and escape when it all comes crashing down
>>222213318>>222213337Personal performance uses a formula called internal rate of return (IRR), which is a dollar-weighted return. IRR takes into account new money coming into your investment, as well as how long that money has been held. Don't confuse your personal rate of return with those posted for funds and indexes. The returns presented in these instances use a time-weighted calculation, which does not take cash flow into consideration.
she trapped me in the stationery cupboard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMkZ-yxL5wo>place called GRIMsby>can't find a job for shitnot the brightest bunch are they
I'm after 12 strong men for an expedition to the pole
>>222213285Anime has ruined young boy's minds
sir clunge warmer
riots in belfast? i thought clinton fixed this?
>get the captcha right>"captcha malfunctioned"That's it I'm buying a pass
>>222213375good
>>222213334you must be fun at parties
Need to sniff Emma Watson's girl gas.
>have a pretty comfy job, good salary, great coworkers, can WFH all I like, 0 cortisol stress>speaking to my friend I used to work with three years ago and haven't spoken to in months>he's got an interview with a hedge fund on Thursday and if he gets it he'll be outearning me by 50k (with a career path potentially one day being 100k more, even 150k more)>suddenly all the privileges in my nice little job seem like complete dogshit and I'm jealous as fuck>toilberg just asked me to do summat and I want to tell him to get fucked mad how comparison is the thief of joyMUST get a hedge fund jobYou ought to surround yourself by successful people lads. It will light a deep green envy fire within you which is great for motivation.
i can't pronounce jewelry
Right that;s Doctor Who canceled. thank RTD you fucking goblin cunt
>>222213405I earn £13.50 an hour part time and just plod along.
>>222213386why did this lad decide to bring some druggie poof with him on an intimate meeting with the gfhow can someone be 80% gay that's weirdly specificso many questions
is it still kicking off in belfast
i'm not a money guy. just not that into it
>>222213405it's amazing how much better life is when you stop giving a shit about what other people are doing or what they think of you
>>222213443No they set a bus on fire and called it a day
twisted the left bollock
>full phone number visibleseen 30(thirty)-dayers given for this
>>222213441you think that's bad?they went uni together and he's been paying his rent for the last 20 years of his life for no return whatsoeverhe doesn't even like him that much but he does it anywayAND the lad fucked his ex-wife and the girl that sent the text40 years old and reckons his band can still make ithe's a right wrong-un
Britain is an evil shitholeOn one side you have Sudanese niggas beheading people on the streets, police arresting white boys as they bleed to death after being stabbed by asiansOn the other side you have mentally retarded 4chan incel nazi teens who worship Hitler/Trump/Lowe and burn down cars and houses of random innocent people, most of whom were white, because they want a race warOh, and everyone thinks it's the trans people to blame. There's on average 9 anti-trans articles in British newspapers PER DAY.If it carries on I'll be moving to Spain unironically.
"Britain Is Now At BOILING Point" | "The Silent Majority Have HAD ENOUGH"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DURrGCX0130
>>222213483are you a trans
right well I've just got sauce on my work shirt so I'll have to change again before my shift
Decided to start gambling
>>222213502Don't need to be to identify our entire nation is deeply mentally ill and obsessed with them for some reason
>>222213496me trying to satisfy proto gf with my 5,6 inch willy
>>222213503sc
that book 'Lolita' looks a bit weird, ay. Just learned about it now
>>222213503>work shirt>shift
actually screeching
Helped my brother set up an investment account last week and rather than wait I was like “yeah may as well buy it now” then the big dump happened and he’s down 7%REALLY hope he hasn’t looked at the account
>>222213422It's a managed account I got through work. There is some in FTSE 100 but more than half is in S&P 500. I dont know what any of these things mean. I just decide what to put in and when but I thought I could learn about it as I go.
>>222213519some people in here have jobs, deal with it
>>222213520nigga was a piggybank
>>222213520crack screaming
>>222213540
>>222213529why are you advising people to invest if you dont know the first rule of investing
>>222213483>9 anti-trans articles in British newspapers PER DAYproof?
Just helped the gf shower in hospital, something incredibly unsexy about the entire process. Little taster of what it's like to have to look after an old. Do not envy anyone that has to do this full time.
gently cupping my balls while watching a documentary on snooker
>>222213550https://www.amnesty.org.uk/latest/new-uk-analysis-reveals--anti-trans-influence-media-politics/
>>222213549Laziness, I told him to set it up months ago, current dump would be a lot less painful if he did it then
Mad that EW chased Moni off
>>222213481are they actually 40? I always assumed early 30s
>>222213532the bands are called keltner channels, some people think they can predict price breakouts based on themive had limited success with it when i was bored and traded on a demo account, would never put real money behind this strategy though
have you all gone completely mad?
>>222213580did you see the riots mate? watch some TalkTV and get informed on things the mainstream media hides. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L8WfXWDZTs
>>222213569>Do not envy anyone that has to do this full time.well yeah it's literally the worst thing ever in lifeimagine having to wipe your old wrinkly parents arse and not even just one and done but twice, thrice a dayround the clock careWe're too evolved for our own goods. We've expanded life expectancy by 20 years but our brains didn't get the message so they become mashed potato anyway.Bloody tragic.>>222213583Jez turns 40 in the final season.Of course very late 20s/early 30s when the show begins.
this island is an open air insane asylum
aaaaaaaa
>>222213602a bit yeah
>>222213602Barmy mate. Totally looney. Off me rocker.
>>222213602yeah during covid
john lennons huge bum catching all the bullets and then swallowing the assasin whole, allowing lennon to record a pro immy album after the manchester bombings
>>222213604what the fuck is that Jeremy Kyle?
I saw 2 guys fighting this morning but as they were about to fight one of them started punching himself in the head as they walking up to each other why the fuck would you do that what reason
>>222213610doint loike it you know where the door is
>>222213580Thread aint big enough for two trannys
>>222213604>watch some TalkTV and get informed on things the mainstream media hides.TalkTV is literally owned by Rupert Murdoch.You're watching Nazi slop made by a billionaire that wasn't popular enough to continue funding it's airing in cable.
what do you reckon your most popular 4chan post was lads? mine was in 2018 when i spoiled the entirety of Avengers Infinity War on /tv/ as i got to see it a couple of days early
>>222213483Trip on EW
fitzroy somerset
>seen every episode of Everybody loves Raymond and reckon it's 10/10>seen every episode of Frasier and reckon it's 10/10>seen every episode of Friends and reckon it's 10/10never seen Seinfeld thoughDare I?never caught on here desu wonder if that's because it's SHITE
>>222213481Screeching
>>222213529You are a bad source of financial advice mate
>>222213637mine was when I fucked your mum
>>222213637Just a standard /brit/ new I think, I'm not very funny
>>222213627yes he's exposing the left>>222213635huh? seems like you're a coping leftist
>>222213529Buy high, sell low, just like my dad always told me.
>>222213637I made a Mario Balotelli role playing game thread on /sp/at the height of his popularity, which went on for a few threads. It was quite divisive though.
>>222213647I think seinfeld is alriprobably just not talked about here because they don't show it on tv whereas everybody loves raymond and fraiser are always on
>>222213265Nyanting
>>222213637Genuinely got 50+ replies and a ban on /v/ for calling a yuri thread there a bunch of trannysBan was for inciting a flame war as the thread descended into 300 shitposts
keir is probably the mos thandosme president weve had ever in history.
raping the person responsible for not letting you copy song and album titles in the spotify desktop app
>>222213627Jeremy Kyle swapped onto the Tommy Robinson / Restore Britain ahh grift since his TV show got cancelled after someone who appeared on it killed themselves over was was false results announces on his show. He claims though that it was wokeism that got it canceled and has vowed to destroy woke as a result.
>>222213647had a wank over the wife in everybody loves raymond once
>>222213689>presidentFOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
cant believe these boomer freaks enjoy crap like friends and frasier
Sharing footage is divisive. Asking why it's happening is divisive. Asking what we can do to stop it is divisive. You wouldn't want to be divisive, would you?
>>222213637i used to hit the bump limit on /tv/ baiting with these retarded comics in 2021 when i was a retarded chud
I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years. Been over the hill for yonks
>>222213702Its no Mr Beast is it
>>222213637dunno probably something on /jp/ when i used to watch vtubers
nth for the holodem
>>222213712Weirdly even normies make fun of her
>>222213707Divisiveness is our strength
>>222213674Naziyank: TalkTV is the authentic news they don't want you to hear!Reality: It's owned by the same 100 year old fascist almost-trillionaire who owns FOX, the New York Post, the Sun, the Times, Sky AustraliaNaziyank's response to being confronted with reality for once: Uhm shut up shut up you must be damn commie!!!
Hearing about Sikh harassment. A murderer does not define a community. Sikhs have served Britain with distinction, created jobs and always contributed.We’re lucky to have them.
my mate just came in mouth
>>222213637Posted to /int/ for a decade at this point and the only thread I've had hit the bump limit outside of /brit/ was about Swedes not feeding kids.Year or so later it went massive in normworld as that Swedengate thing.
Wow, fantastic insight from captain obvious there
>>222213732you would be socially ousted for calling the jews a plague in 2020 but its a normal opinion in 2026
how do you kiss girls in the pub
>>222213755When did we decide to start having tsars in this country?
>>222213779with my lips usually
>>222213758Actually you get arrested for opposing genocide here in the UK
>a migrant is arrested every 3 minutes in england and wales. how is this possible?
Can't believe the World Cup starts tomorrow. Unfortunately it's a shite match
Right naziyank totally ignoring the fact he got bodied by reality yet again
>>222213779passionately
>>222213752https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/150109885Aha.Remember it being mennel because it was about to drop from Page 10 when the first Swede there chirped up.>>222213785Because America does it, you little lapdogs.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czar_(political_term)
Ban women from voting.
>>222213785Your country is already run by Russian oligarchs, a tsar would only be fitting.
>>222213789we bend over for israel too but its not that badbig yahu was guaranteed he wouldnt be arrested in compliance with the ICJ order when he visited for the auschwitz revolt anniversary which caused a big uproar, he didnt come though
>>222213637Being on the unfortunate end of /sp/ arrow posting
jannys done methats me done
>>222213388hes busy writing films about the Irish potato famine
>>222213823Bog standard chud botted viral comment
>>222213637Mine was like 15 years ago where some guy made a shit post telling people to pretend he got quads and to go spastic.I then hijacked the thread by successfully calling quinta and probably got 100 meme image replies.
look at this tweet on twitter! thoughts?
>>222213823half of the likes and retweets are from india, quarter from indonesia
The ringleader of the largest rape gang ever convicted was a Sikh man called Amere Singh DhaliwalThe judge described his abuse as far exceeding anything previously encountered in court, the worst sex offender the judge had ever dealt withThe girls were as young as 11
Why is a yank allowed to post his political shit here 20 hours a day every day and never gets banned?
why are there always americans on here spamming demoralisation?is it some kind of cia campaign?
SUCK OUR COCKS?!
shutting down like rutger hauer at the end of blade runner after spaffing
it's already noon. the day is already over. what a waste. the days seem to go so quickly now. i'm getting old
should i get my 2 of my ribs removed in turkey so i can suck my own cock? it only costs like $2k
>>222213869
>>222213879Hope he learnt something doing those three weeks community service
>>222213907I can already suck my own cock without this surgery
>>222213907just do yoga for free
>>222213418give it Paddy Considine
Doing hip thrusts at the gym to get a bigger arse.
why did they call the game fortnight. what is the significance of a 2 week period
>>222213946because it's fun for a fortnight then you turn it off and never play it again
>>222213921>>222213924how? i have an abnormally long torso
just who is Biomass Andy?
Naziyank - He's up at somewhere between 3:40 - 6:40 am US time, time zone depending.He spends those hours spamming about politics constantly on /brit/, half the time not even British politics but straight up American politics.He posts random neo-nazi twitter screenshots and urges people to do the radical non-conformist act of watching the billionaire owned Murdoch news.Honestly I've half a mind to suspect it could be the Muskrat himself, and this is how he entertains himself everyday at 3/4/5/6 am in the middle of his nazi ket binges...
mad how mods for ARMA changed gaming. dayZ and zombie slop. pubg and battle royale slop
thats the trim canceled then
>>222213647Seinfeld is very good, first season is rough finding it's feet but second season has some great moment. It's one that benefits from knowing the characters, first time you watch an episode it seems kind of dull but once you've watched more of it it's much better. Been on my regular rotation for 15 years now
>>222213885it's called living rent free in their heads
>>222213972>famous and powerful people are communicating with me through my computer at 3AM
>>222213962maybe because I don't have an abnormally long torso?I also think having a big cock helps and I am lean and runmaybe I also have a longer neck than most because I can lick my nipples
the gyaldem
>>222213906aye 4pm and I'm like thats me looking to settle down for the night
>>222214007do you have discord? i really want to learn, i can pay you for lessons
>>222213964
>>222214002What other American would have the time or willpower to be up at 4 am / 5 am their local time ranting and raving about British politics and their love for the extreme right wing?
>>222213983They'll still record the same takings today thoughever
>>222213946only brits use the word fortnight, means nothing to rest of world
>>222214028nah I think that's a bit weirdI don't want to be some kind of cock sucking tutorjust get a gf
goodbye for all eternity
>>222214039bastards
>>222214046alright
Tasmania. Any thoughts on it?
>>222214049You're stuck here with us, sweetheart
>>222213972it is definitely not muskhe is super busyit's amazing he finds time to tweet so much
Got the solitaire on
>>222214049Night pal see you in the morning x
>>222214030It's malaponte
did this ever happen to you? It never happened to mehttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1781084343873901.webm
>>222214011Wg1 beauties x
>>222214088my willy has destroyed your bumhole
>>222213418Good. Nobody watches that woke garbage
bet everyone who works in an office is constantly shagging
>>222214141I wish. About 50 women in mine who would get it.
>>222214088Maybe you wouldn't have neo-nazi delusional psychosis if you weren't up all night posting on 4chan until 5 am
>>22221415450 women?
teenage mutant ninja turtles franchise is worth over 15 billion dollars? did you know that?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMDp9T_4bDs
I'm a black man with a black planwe gon' invade pakstan
nakadashi
this is what caimbridge will look like in the future
Currently £800 in the hole on online slotsThere's only one thing to doGamble my way out
>>222214194no, that's a new city near cambridge
>>222214194looks like present day Cheadle
>>222214194if you removed every brown, black and balkan/eastern euro from the british isle, this would be possible
>most of those rioting in Belfast were kidsAngsty brats need to recruiting into gangs and start beefing with each other
>>222214171mate, you can't keep posting this off-topic shitthis is a thread for the discussion of british culture
shower now or wallow in my filth for a few more hours
>>222214194Neo-Cambridge
>>222214224Shower now, you can ponder in the shower as well
>10th June, 13cit's only another certified summer scorcher woo
Eat alone in your bedroom tonight. Get the HP sauce. Have a cold pepsi max at 4 am in your untidy kitchen. Go somewhere you usually do. Ignore someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the Big Mac. Eat a chicken nugget. Have a coke zero. Have two. Isolate yourself from a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat quickly. Use the self service. Fantasise about having friends. Check in on /Brit/. Hate your life.
>>222214252Good post
>>222214224how about a few more weeks
>>222214252A clue gained
ya junkies bastard ya
I fucking hate alchemy worst mechanic in skyrim
Seeing loads of tiktok comments of black people being angry about that Karmelo Anthony lad being found guilty of murderWtf is their issue
>>222214223Chip Nigga suspiciously look too much like Porn Nigga
Vagueposting hour is it?Well yes I know I just arrived, thank you.
I know several ex workers who were at Cadburys and when the company was sold to the Americans one of them immediately handed in his resignation. When he was asked by his boss the reason for his resignation he replied bluntly - "Whatever these arseholes touch they turn to shit and EVERYONE suffers, I'm not waiting for a couple years to get made redundant I've got a new job somewhere else". He then walked out.
come on out ye black and tans
>>222214312they're brothers
>>222214321and then the chocolate clapped
>>222214309Needed to confirm this for myself so opened tpened my tiktok only to find this staring at me :skull:https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRvEbxmj/
>>222214309Groids understand only tribal loyalty.They don't understand any concept of justice.
>>222214365You may not post this.You absolutely may not.
>>222214379omg Paul McCartney
mind you England play today
>>222214379odd looking things aren't they
leftypoll fully motorisedrorke relying on horse drawn carriages
>>222214431>9PMshall be asleep in bed by then
>>222214379Her face looks like a chubby baby's. I'm sure some deranged freak out there is going to love that.
Interesting escalation in the UK innit? Especially the Irish showing the world they've got some balls left.>>222213819this.
wahey
BREAKING #DoctorWho has been cancelled for now by the BBC, with a decision to put the show out to tender. The announced Christmas special will no longer go ahead. Russell T. Davies has also confirmed his departure from the show.The BBC shared:Doctor Who remains an important part of the BBC and this tender underpins the BBC’s continued commitment to Doctor Who ensuring audiences will enjoy the show for years to come.
backk in ummie beddie bos me
No Billie Piper Doctorcancelled
haven't watched it since the tennant days
dead thread omds
>>222214586the show has been buggered to death
>>222214586good sick of that woke crap
>>222214586Just punched a hole in the wall after reading this
sitting down having a coffee and kitkat peanut butter chunky
>>222213285there's no way she didn't know he was gay since childhood
hi
>>222214632chunky monkey
>>222214586kwab
>>222214632fat cunt
>>222214586>it's realWTH
things are often chopped and cooked before they are served and ate
Is it unethical to have a son and put him on a rigourous training regime from the age of 5 so that one day he becomes a professional boxer and makes tons of money?
>>222214587Um womfy
The pain is back
>>222214725not if it works
>>222214751But if it doesn’t work it is unethical?
not interested in dating but want to leave this shithole so going on hinge and going to pounce on the first euros i see live in kent so reckon ive got a good shot at it since a lot of them congregate in london
>>222214777depends if his heart's in it
>>222214725no more unethical than parents forcing their kids to study to become doctors,dentists etc
>>222214790they all want to live here and speak english it doesn't workplenty of my friends are now married to foreigners and they all moved hereone couple left and then moved back
rorke investing in fidget spinners
The mice still need to be posted. This is "my" mantra. This "is" my moment. Get up. Start spazzing. Grow nettles. Don't wash your hair. Smell a horse penis. Keep drinking energy drinks. Start budgeting PIP. Start playing the "Uma" game. Start downloading "that". Start posting on brit all night. Rage more. Get a horse cock in you. A caravan. Putrid air. Body odour. The SIM cards changed. The peters posted. Reggie is sexo. A coop robbed. A piss bottle filled. A tooth lost. The parasite killed.
>>222214725>is it unethical to invest time and love into your children in the hopes of them finding successIdk nigger what do you think
>>222214810why thougheverywhere in europe except the ex soviet states are just nicer even if england technicall6 has more money
Love logging onto Teams on my phone when I'm on holiday and seeing all the toilfreaks online with their green and red statuses, hard at work toiling away while I'm lying on the balcony sucking on a Mahou and eating crisps haha
ktim
i'm a chopped unc no cap
What's the most leftypol thing you can order from the chippy?
>>222214866Saveloy suppository
>>222214866a saveloy to rape your arse with
>>222214866Vegetarian kebab
>>222214866
>>222214866scampi and a small chips with a lemon wedge and a diet coke
rorke bumming a trannyleftypol getting pegged by a womanwhich one is gay?
>>222214913woke shite
just saw doctor poo had been banned
>>222214949Rorke
>>222214949both
>>222213692>Jeremy Kyle swapped onto the Tommy Robinson / Restore BritainNo he didn't, he's still a soft Reformite
>>222214913broken britain
>Tommy Robinson says ‘Russia is not Britain’s enemy’ after Moscow tripI am now 100% convinced this fucker is MI5 or some other operative deliberately subverting British nationalism.
>>222215006Not MI5, GRU and Mossad asset for sure though
https://youtu.be/PIE5QtkxzvM
>>222215006
>>222215006Broken clock is right about Russia not being our enemy
we should do migration thai style, no medical support, no housing support, no benefits and mandatory signing in every 3 monthsfail a payment, or a check in and you're arrested and deported. if 3rd world monkeys can manage it whats our excuse?
Got 5p and no food inBennies come in tomorrow
>>222215106looks like you'll be hungry tonight then
>>222215106go to maccas and steal the deliveroo bags
>>222214586another victim of women
>>222215093Better idea: nons don't exist.
So, the country with no navy, no air force, no army, no anti air defence can still bring down an Apache helicopter...
あ
decided to have a cheeky line this morning to wake myself upworst fucking idea. i put on a k pop video and this girl did a sexy hip shake dance and i got so hard i ended up wanking to k pop videos for 4 hours
>>222215173never did hard drugs me reckon that makes me sort of a boring incel loser
rorkes hero
ぁ
>>222215195Looks like a nonce
>>222215169FFS rorke
>>222215195i imagine they won’t plaster his face everywhere like they did with henry novak. could they not find a normal looking picture
>>222215173Scr was gonna watch this in a bit https://youtu.be/qniUb3roDvw
>>222215195leftypol thinks he deserved to have his eyes stabbed out and head half sawn off because he's white and ugly
>I AM ENGLISH>Union Jack flagDrives me up the fucking wall
>>222215195Suspect this is what I'll look like when I get older if I don't knock the boozing and binge eating on the head
is there any reason as to why the planet shouldn't be 100% Nordic?
>>222215270there is a certain type of east asian I find to be quite attractive
>>222215195Wonder what him and the Sudanese were taking before the latter went mental to
>>222215306>>222215306>>222215306
>>222215264The muck binned. Weights lifted. A jog done. Lean protien. A green tea coursing through you. A clue gained.