Sir Keir Poofter edition
imagine making this ai deepfake shitgrim af grow up
BWC (Big Willy Corgan)
>>222215334Starmer ai slop for boomers? Lotta money in that shit
Lol.. lmao even
>We tried to deliver your parcel today, Wednesday, 10 June 2026.>Sorry, there didn’t seem to be anyone in.No you didn't and yes there wasRoyal mail has gone to shit since every postie became IndianThey do half their route and then just pretend they tried to deliver the other half
Would you be a slag if you were a woman?
The Young Woman seems to possess high extroversion and moderate self-esteem but exhibits low self-control and inconsistent emotional stability, hence we can target them with niche hobbyist gear and mainstream lifestyle products, such as Limited Edition Marshadow Plush by Pokemon Center, Pro-Series Ring Light by Neewer, Custom Wig Styling Kit by Arda Wigs, Gothic Lolita Heels by Bodyline, Hydro Flask Water Bottle by Hydro Flask, Sephora Collection Mascara by Sephora, iPhone 15 Pro by Apple, and Iced Latte by Starbucks.
>>222215361Rascism is not on is it
bought a 4 pack energy drink and it only aversged out to lime £1.70 per canthis country is doomed
cannot even look at a woman without wanting to wankit's like that chapter in the odyssey where they tie ulysses on a ship so he doesn't get tempted by the sirens
nary a letter
>>222215375I'd be like are Rubes I reckon
got drunk as duck and had a meltdown over being a boring depressed middle-aged bald man in public award
>>222215375For BWC yes
nth for the gyaldem
>>222215306Best part of working blue collar work was the fact I got to smoke weed with my boss in the
>>222215405ktim but not balding, im 25 and i sort of just freeze up and go nonverbal when this happens
>>222215361Based Gerry
>>222215375Is she nerdy?
>>222215426Yank arrested mid post for admitting he smoked weed
>>222215389not a bottom friendly diet
>>222215441im not balding im bald nigga B A L D
whats the point of protesting? does nothing
you’ve all been done just nowevery single one of you
>>222215464boo hoo nigga
>>222215481>single incidents
Rather mental that the gyaldem poster keeps posting images and personal details on 4chan of a woman that killed herself
>>222215509rudei was just pointing it out
>>222215481Jews are the ferment of decomposition.
qctuallt fucking seething that my mum is making me go to McDonald’s for my stupid fucking retard dickhead step brother who I’ve met like 3 times and spoken to ONCE fuck this shit I hate my life
>>222215485*slaps your bald head*waheey
we wunt be druv
Rather mental that the employed woman poster keeps posting about being a woman
>>222215537he's done you mate
>>222215405It's hard to hold it in all time, I crashed out hard in a restaurant once. It was ugly, wasn't even drunk just needed to get shit off my chest
>>222215537can you get me a mcflurry please
Not allowed to have flowers on hospital wards any more because of woke. Wanted gf to wake up to a nice bunch but they got confiscated and have to live in nurses office. She didn't seem happy to be doing it said it's for allergies but only came in since covid. So basically it's because of woke. Another victim. Fuck this gay earth.
>>222215537Stop being such a horrid little virgin
>>222215537grow up.you're a grown man
It only happens every day, it's just single accidents no need to do anything about it
did they release the savage’s nationality?
can't get that stupid pink pantheress illegal song out of my head
>>222215485baldy baldy over therewhat's it like to have no hairis it hot or is it cold?I don't know cos I'm not bald
>>222215537Filet o'fish meal please matey
huge boobs on x.com
Going to become the first Racoon Boy. I'm ready to take the world by storm
>>222215558Scr
>>222215455Probably. She's jewish
>>222215566suspected appendicitis gf lad?How's she doing?
Britain as a state is genuinely a jewish torture chamber. Basically a Cheka basement from 1920 given state form.
>>222215582Who
>>222215485Looks like a cueball. Cueball Canuck they call him.
>>222215566the nurses keep them and sell them
>>222215603Do better Jeff, antisemitic runt
/brit/ PROUDLY stands by whomever can tolerate the smell of us
is nofap truly achievable?
Food update: found crumbs of cereal at the bottom of a packet
>>222215485it gwaan be airie mon
>>222215515>posting imagesIt's all public and wholesome content >personal detailsSuch as?
One of the strongest tools of peace in post-Troubles Northern Ireland is the U.S. Treasury blocking Loyalist and dissident Republican finance.The British and Irish governments should invoke that precedent: demand the Shankill gangs be cut from the financial system
Raccoon Middle-aged Man
>>222215640mods on the subreddit claim to be on thousand-day-long streaks of abstinencedon’t believe them desu
>>222215640I hope I can last a month without fapping
>>222215640and then what? women will like you all of a sudden?
>>222215690no then i can stop being pornbrained
Bet that smarts
>>222215604As of this morning I became confirmed appendicitis gf lad. She's in surgery currently, gone to buy her some nice food and drinks and that for when she's out. Had her all doped up on morphine so she was doing alright. Whole thing rather stressful for me. Eternally grateful I live in an affluent area because the hospital experience hasn't been bad at all.
>>222215690*waves a droopy black cock back and forth in front of your face*you are feeling veeeeeery sleepy
>>222215699he fi dead
>>222215699Thanks mate really wanted to see this
>>222215699seasideMARK?
>>222215698youre brainwashed matedenying yourself sexual pleasure
>>222215699Wonder what kind of sandwich that is
bet half of you (including this lad >>222215537) are like louis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRol65tDgdY
>>222215699Is he jigsawmaxxing?
You've used over 80% of your current data allowance. Your plan expires on 23/06/26. Cheers giffgaff.
actually the riots were organised solely by paramilitaries because paki and turkish gangs have started getting a footing in the drug trade which is eating into their profits but 4chan isnt ready for that conversation
got sent home from toil early again today where i shall just be wanking and doing no working from home thank you based rioting protestants
Went on a date with a police detective last night Asked if she does a lot of sleuthing and she just looked at me funny
>>222215750actually she's speaking Welsh
>>222215699Fuark, yeah the stabber was having a deranged episode
>>222215760Sounds like you're onto her. Investigate further.
The young father had grabbed his son's hurley stick - used for the Irish sport of hurling - to ward off the attacker. His partner Aoife O'Reilly (pictured) said 'I couldn't be prouder of Matt'
working my way through theguardian’s best albums of the year so farabsolute dogshit ngl
>>222215750NI lore is very deep
>>222215714really weird mate>>222215743did you ask giffgaff to let you watch naked women on your phone? please mister giffgaff enable adult content x
>>222215766Hope he gets the care and support he deserves x
https://x.com/nicevyoo/status/2064619179446092049Rorke drawing lines in the sand
>>222215768bbc dick sucking lips
>>222215760Should’ve asked her if she would let you bleed out on the ground if it had been alleged that you said a slur
>>222215714scream
>>222215750They planned that man to go bananas and stab a mans face off
>>222215786scr
>>222215804the peng gay porn party
>>222215768I heard he got arrested for that
>>222222222It looms
>>222215793This is why no girl will go out with you rorke
screaming like a little girl
>>222215825>AoifeHow do you pronounce this
>>222215829You will never be a girl, Trorke
>>222215804Is it at least made in Britain
>>222215838Evee
howling at nothing in particular just howling innit
business idea: new political party "remake britain"
>>222215707Glad to hear it's nothing sinister. Wishing you both the best x
meanwhile on fb marketplace
Tell a lie I've got a jar of branston left I can eat with a spoon
>>222215858thought that was warwick davis
>>222215838like wuff but with a hard u
>>222215769I used to do this. Occasionally some gems but also a loy of pretentious rubbish
>>222215838eefa
really want to shitpost but can't be arsed to put effort in writing it
The Raped Rorke Hypothesis
sir tranny cock
mental how there won't be any family heirlooms anymorejust meaningless temu tat
the parcel tracker said my parcel is "on the road" but now it says "We seem to have a problem and cannot load your information."has someone dropped it and it got smashed up by a car?
business idea: new political party "pictish national party"
iroids be walking around with names like conchobhar mac giolla bhríde and then get cross when you ask how to pronounce it
eggs are chicken periods?
M&S mackerel in spicy tomato sauce lowkey kinda bussin
>>222215877yeah you have to just scroll past the powerful spoken-word jazz fusion album about grenfell stuff
>>222215920realised it was one of those dodgy japanese child sex dolls and is now with the police
Lunch time soon team
Call anything "protein x" and the gourmet line up like cattle
>>222215857Cheers lad, sure we'll be grand
>>222215971what you having lovely?
never actually seen a fish irl
leftypol doing a. po
>>222215871He's just a regular gnome unrelated to kirk
>>222215804clicked "Yes, view profile" but it isnt working, something bugged?
have ruined my mind with booze im on the edge of a panic attack constantly and my life is hell
>>222215965lovely x
Norfolk Independence
>>222215981bizarre lie
came across this Nigerian football team on wiki and now I'm frightened
>>222215891Omg you're doing it!
*waves at you specifically*
oh i didn't miss the big get nice >>222222222I will of course now be thinking of my attempt at it I hope everyone is cooking up a good one
https://bodymovements.co.uk/anyone else going and wants to link up? xx
M&S Autograph. Always.
>>222216048George by Asda for me
>>222216002Sorry lad, your alcoholism and withdrawal sounds like a personal mountain. You can scale it tho x
>>222216042Have seen one of the DJs on that lineup before, Shanti Celeste. She was good from what I remember, but I don't remember a lot because of all the drugs I was on.
>>222215699celtic fan looks like
Goy in the striped pyjamas
>>2222160276000 posts left! My chest is cries out in anticipation(sadness)
>drugspretty sure those are illegal mate
>>222215980I melted some chilli cheese on two slices of seeded bread with some tomato purée spread on the bread with chipotle chilli flakes
>>222215974it's so retarded. they started putting PROTEIN on literally everything here. i bought bread and it said 10 GRAMS IN TWO SLICES like yeah nigga that's bread it's always been like that
>>222216042i shall not be attending got other plans
>>222216075screaming this is meactually the problem with the line up is if you already go out in queer london a lot most of the djs are the same people you see regularly anyway
>>222216093Can't possibly be, I buy them on the internet and then postman delivers them to me. No way that'd be allowed if they weren't legal.
>>222216093blud sees something we dontblud is having a conversation with the spirits
>>222216075tranny name
need someone to cook for me everyday
>>222216116what plans are those matey?
>>222216126Tell the proverbial them, not us.
>>222216109what are Aldi middle aisle clothes like? are they comfortable and good quality?
>>222216129you dont gots an unc in the kitchen??
Parliament talking about whatever happened in Belfast, DUP woman was talking about mass immigration and open borders and illegal crossings numbers, and Jeremy Corbyn was sat right behind her and he was furiously shaking his head at her questions
>>222216114Everyone has eating disorders these days.
if you get bummed by a man do his balls hit your balls?
watched cape fear (the de niro one)too long but pretty hilarious melodrama ngl
aldi boxers and they rip open whenever I get a massive boner
>>222216147Rorke trying to do this to prove white superiority and snapping his spine on the botched landing
>>222216145Only clothes I bought from ALDI were some socks a few years ago and they're fine I wear them regularly
>>222216116dunno any of these
>>222216129just get a gf who cooks for you mate
>>222216160Should've just watched the Simpsons episode
>>222216174ok
>>222216161bruce banner over here
>>222216159Is that the deal breaker for you?
Was up at 11. Can't stand getting up early now I feel like shit
>>222215965sainsbos do a good one
>>222215549>>222215563>>222215586>>222215631>>222215651thank you for your support
>>222216171*kisses you tenderly on the bumcheek*
Zzzzzzzzzzap
sometimes when i think my country is uniquely stupid, i just take a look at old pro-Brexit tabloid articles and breathe a sigh of relief
>>222216182these barely exist now
>>22221619311 is not earlyget a job
you wouldnt fuck a fish so why would you eat one
>this makes rorke seethe
>>222216211No, no I don't think I'll be doing that
The news is dark and full of horrors
>>222216217it is a stupid gimmick tbf
>>222216217does it?
if you woke up as a woman surely the first thing you're doing is shoving your fingers up your minge, dont reckon you'd be able to get my hand off my fanny actually
My favourite fruit is lychee and it sucks they aren't available all year and are relatively rare in UK shops :(
*molests you fish-style*
just having a comfy thread aren’t we i suppose
>>222216235first thing i'd probably want my willy back
>>222216235probably stinks after a long night
>>222216246just not human
>>222216246
>>222216160Shit film outside of De Niro
was up until 3 gooning off
>>222216241they're lovely
>>222216272nolte is amusing too but yeah pretty much
>>222215838Queefe
>>222216247yes mate
hate myself and want to die
>>222216207Leaving the EU resulted in absolutely none of the apocalyptic remainer project fear propaganda coming true. Leaving the EU was essential for national sovereignty. Would you let Canadians and Mexicans politicians vote on laws that you have to follow? Yeah as if, fucking moron
I advise you all to stop, take a moment, have a really good think.
who's your fav batman villain?
the newest thing i say out loud when i remember something embarrassing is "gay nonce"
the thing in the UK where every time a non-white person is in the news accused of a crime there are full-on race riots doesn't seem great doesn't even happen here anymore
>>222216313nigga on the left a lil bit fruity
i'm finally leaving this shithole with one shared bathroom between 4 fucking cunt zoomer weirdosthank fuck
>>222216328batman
>>222216266fish
>>222215361How do you go from bombing British children in schoolbusses to this?
peter hitchens currently slaving away at his weekly column that doesn’t mention anything in the news and instead just lambasts daylight savings time, skimmed milk, and some shitty bbc drama that literally no one watched
remember the video of that lad that jumped off a roof but landed with his legs straight and they bent backwardswonder how he's doing
looking after my niece and nephew tonight. There will be some Werther's Originals and Tunnocks Caramels with their name on it if they behave
>>222216345imagine the smell
>>222216322StopTake some time to thinkFigure out what's important to you
Had a hilarious time reading runts say that the NEET was being abused by his mother lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRol65tDgdY
>>222216161i've never experienced this problem!
>>222216313me on the right just existing in my mongoloid incel freak body
>>222215699How did they even get a picture of this?
>>222216390With a phone
curry wrap for lunch
>>222216390Got cameras on their phones now unc
leftypol really trying to blame elon musk for the norn iron riots like they were all sat on their arses til he posted a tweet
the special relationship is stronger than ever lads xx
>>222216328scatman
>>222216356Um hi
rorke
>>222215699looks worse than Darth Vader on Mustafar
>>222216402someone with an iraq flag was saying that in here earlier
>>222216384Really consider what you should be thinking about. And then question that thought.
reckon we all need to just calm down before all this politics stuff just gets out of hand yeah?
>>222216411FFS why?
>>222216435yh...
bored aren’t i
out in the 6 i'm a national treasure
>>222216411it really is arselad night
>>222216207This you
>>222215974>the gourmetNigga WHAT?!
>>222216425And make a serious deciiiiissiooonnn
rorke wearing his favorite shirt to the pogrom
still want to die
https://thisvid.com/videos/cute-twink-gets-his-cock-milked-in-front-of-his-friends/doing a watch
getting world cup jitters, i just put $5500 on japan to win it all. if they do I make nearly 300k
leftypol AWAKENED>Philosophy professor accidentally killed car thief when he put him in a 'headlock', inquest hears>Dr Thame told an inquest at Exeter Coroner's Court he acted after feeling 'shocked, angry and fearful' for his girlfriend because he believed Smith may have been a violent man.>The professor, who specialises in mainland Southeast Asia and the political theory of Karl Marx, went on to describe Smith as a tall and larger man than himself who appeared to be 'trapped like a wild animal'
not clicking that virus
>>222216476um
to be honest i don't believe the world was that much better before social media
>>222216463google doesn't want me to learn about the jews
>>222216476will have a look soon mate just let me get my passport/driver’s licence
>>222216476I clicked this link
right wellhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1781093940787817.jpg
>>222216496based
>>222216510Big tits is mine
hmm well that's a video of a naked lad getting wanked off by a wanking machine while his friends watch and one of them sticks a finger up his bum isn't it
>>222216510shits from like 2011 these hoes all old now
>>222216305Realise you're kinda not that bad x
>>222216504here you go la
>>222216463Anyone got the picture at the airport or whatever of the autist with the t-shirt that's like "if you are a 17 year old blonde virgin that wants to have sex with me because it is legal to have sex at this age and I want my first to be a virgin..." Kindly post it for the lads?
off on my holibobos so see you all in 3 weeks x
>>222216328
>>222216411need to see bryce dallas howard do this
>>222216496one more dead wh*toidbased
>>222216510not opening this but thanks for posting a link rather than a pornographic image on this blue board
>>222216533oh no now that i have seen the search results i feel compelled to do such things
>>222216494would have to take a miracle for this to occur
>>2222165108 please
>>222216546bring the whole damn rig down with her
>>2222165108 must have felt so smug
>>222216555that still isn't allowed
>>222216411How did his arse not get ripped off
>>222216494i'm putting £50 on englandthen will cash out right before they play france or spain
getting ghosted by my grandma. alright ignore then mf
look at the size of that
>>222216539Tara>>2222165102 or 3
>>222216510I like the hair and freckles on 9
>>222216584bro is eating a pillow
>>222216578>>222216584
right
>>222216559if they make it to semi finals i make 150k so i will cash out before then>>222216577nice nice
scott pilgrimage
>>222216235grim i dont even like touching other peopels' fannies
>>2222165103
blue board
prefer large brreast
loads of sex arse tonight
>>222216603more like blue balls
Gonna make a cup of tea, anyone want one?
whooowaaaa reallly really shocked by that vile gay video! AHHHHHHHHH! REALLY SHOCKED NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT especially not 3 times a week
>>222216577>spain got just ‘cheese’kek done them
world cup soon eh
>>222216584Phwoar look at the size of that get in
>>222216627yeah between the hours of 9pm-4am
>>222216574pretty sure most of the weight is going through the straps on his legs not his cheek clamps
>>222216635ideal time for a few beers and a few nose beers
>>222216471>>222216528
>>222216606same...
>>222216637me drifting away to the new
>>222216577remember these
>>2222165107 for me
>>222216649I will be in bed for most of it. Maybe stay up for the England games.
>>222216661Crispy Duck and Hoisin Sauce was so nice
>>222216660why did i laugh so hard at this
>>222216510Second from right and I won't compromise
>>222216661These were all shit. Fish and chips was just salt and vinegar, builders breakfast was like smoky bacon. And chilli and chocolate was just vile.
weeks going by so slowly
holy shit cajun squirrel is realwhat does mousenonce think of these?
>>222216601
>>222216725>>222216725>>222216725>>222216725
this bitch is fucking cheating everyone else stands normally
>>222216627Late night streak extends
>>222215537How old are you and him?
