first photo ever edition
Ziedy's weird posts about Bellingham's "brattiness" do tickle me though
>>222234123looks wank, amazed they even bothered
>>222234123it's shit
>>222234142was going to say something similar but now there's no point, all thanks to you.
I'll say it again. Total. Pigeon. Supremacy.
>>222234123Now that Geoff Hurst is the last surviving player of the team that won the world cup in 1966, it would be nice to see the them bring it home this timeIt would be like reaching the moon again before Buzz Aldrin dies
>>222234103reposting for the Bulgarian wife lad >>222234123was that the first ever picture taken?
>>222234154i have four pigeons that hang out with me in my yard everyday i love those little guys :)
my girlfriend visited from canada and gave me a spray tan again FUCK
>>222234137i dont mind those posts he makesbut it's weird how he has dropped 90% of the sexual language he used to uselike you dont really see him posting like picrel any more
>>222234181based
>>222234153Type faster?
>>222234194penguin
>>222234123
>>222234188he was getting banned on sight (rightfully so) for a while, which is why he's switched to posting his "sponsors" in threads that are about to be bumped off the catalogueprobably why he also sparingly refers to underage girls nowadays too...
>>222234188he changed his dosage recently
femdom anal plugs
>>222234200
>>222234219noot
>>222234170>was that the first ever picture taken?earliest surviving one
nth for the holodem
Thugs are cumming in Karmelo Anthony's ass right now, and Tyler from TASOWN is jerking off to it.
>>222234171It's this and a shitty mobile home in New Mexico for me
>>222234245Odd projection that
>>222234260t. Tyler
>>222234154meet my paw, archosaurian filth
ziedy phone posts and uses text to speech btwi suspect he has some weird mobile VPN which is why he takes pictures of stuff on his monitor rather than screenshots
>>222234265FOY
>>222234235>holodemerm gyaldem*
>>222234269>you still have much to learn
>>222234271Is he even Belgian?
>>222234188>>222234205>>222234271he is by far the most mental person to post on /brit/i would rather meet mousey irl than him
>>222234282WTF is this real?
>>222234294Yeah he's extremely mentally unwell. I don't like calling him ziedy because he's clearly not but yeah similar
>>222234316bizarre homosexual image
im a yankee doodle dandy x
yankee arse belongs to english men
>>222234316Whether he is or isn't raped in prison, it's not on topic so fuck off closet homo
>>222234292no he uses a VPN>>222234294it's the fact he claims to be successful and a shagger despite his post history that makes it funny
>>222234294his psychology isnt that extraordinary. he just has low functioning autism and OCD. his compulsions are particularly strange even by OCD standardsit's kind of sad when you think about it - OCD patients have chronic, crippling anxiety and performing their rituals perfectly is the only way to soothe themselves. his life must be terrible
>>222234342Where's he really from then?
>>222234282how many birds have you slain today, master?... I have surpassed you. it's time for us to put an end to this charade *kieeeeeee!*
love smokin a bowl and watching youtube shorts livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6GDORMF57Q
>>222234282Holy shit. Catberg has moves!!!
>>222234347presumably the UK
>>222234348AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>222234372this is just gay porn.
>>222234357Why doesn't he do his 10 post boomer introduction anymore, Proudly brought to you by Ciroq and Shell Mobile?
just need to get through this day, this week, this year, this decade, this lifetimeI just need to get through
yanks just coming in here and posting interracial prison rape fantasies unprompted
>>222234316white yanks gassing themselves up over a nothing case. he was always going down for murder. you can't sab someone in the chest over a cinema seat. the boy will picked up by a gang and "protected". white nationalists in prison won't give a shit or try to get him
>>222234372>*interracial sex fantasy*
i tell normies i support palestine but really i don't give a toss about those ragheads, i just hate jews
we all neoliberal in life x
what about when he was posting in dutch on /nederdraad/i always thought the one who posts here was an impersonator on a vpn
>>222234377because jannies started banning him, and the new captcha makes it more painful to evadeso instead he will deliberately wait 30-40 mins and post them in the old thread just before it dieslol
>>222234391back to bed with you sleepyhead
>>222234391social democratic me
dangling my sack
>>222234398i impersonated ziedy on here and got a 30 day banjannies, to their credit, are now very harsh on himits why he has had to change his entire posting habits
>>222234388i dun want nothin to do with it thas all
>>222234398it wasn't him at allit's just some random autist who obsesses over neoliberalism and racemixing, nothing too interesting
>white yanks gassing themselves up over a nothing case. he was always going down for murder. you can't sab someone in the chest over a cinema seat. the boy will picked up by a gang and "protected". white nationalists in prison won't give a shit or try to get him
>>222234383>white yankschud yanks*
>>222234403im on the wags
big fan of lgs me
world cup starts todayso there you go
>>222234452yep
damn she was leng wonder what they did after they escaped to south america
>>222234416i got a 30 day global ban one time for pointing out his posts on /sp/bizarre
>>222234464screamingwhat was the ban reason
>>222234204sovlsoulless
just found out there are 7 (seven) call of duty blackops games nowthe fuck
I still don't get ziedy's sponsor gimmickLike we know he's not doing it out of attention seeking since he chooses to do it once bump limit has long passed nowIt's baffling
>>222234478Haven’t played a single Call of Duty game since Finest Hour on PS2.
>>222234478it not right
>>222234470ban evasionno clue what janny's thought process was there
catberg has lost his damn mind!
mental how like half the original mormon settlers in Utah were straight off the boat from Britain. Butch Cassidy's parents were fresh off the boat from Newcastle
>>222234489it's the same 'post count' autism mousenonce has sometimesit's meaningless other than to track how many posts you've made
>>222234379Every white boomer in America is like this
ol mousey hasn't posted in months. He's left this place behind for better things.
>>222234504do you think he coughed up a furball later
>>222234402Lmao
>>222234504The average person eats seven cats in their sleep a year.
>>222234521reflect on why you even have shit like this saved
beast
>>222234452hell yea
>>222234529find it funny how he still has copycats carrying on his habits
>>222234416this is why heathermong only does the hitler gimmick now years of his life wasted on posted about bbc willies
>>222234452don't think it does actually
>>222234529heatherpaedo doesnt post as much either, at least not his usual spami reckon the new captcha has worked
>>222234529saw him posting about thermite in /britpol/ not too long ago
>this is why heathermong only does the hitler gimmick now
>>222234541i would've kicked his yankee arse
>>222234547yeah exactly lolfucking screaming
No more porn until the Knicks get their title
>>222234383in usa you can become rich from stabbing a white child, specially if youre brown
go to bed lads
i kind of look like joseph smith i won’t lie
>>222234561
>>222234540So i can get you to shut up about your interracial gay sex fantasies
>>222234591sceam
>>222234601https://vocaroo.com/1a18hfcEp1Jh
>>222234561he posts about shitty food, hitler, autum / getting a clue and a few other innocuous gimmicks t. super recognizer
>>222234601hey! this one isn’t interracial. fix it
>>222234601nobody cares take it to /cum/
Evens I get a beerOdds I abstain
watching romcoms parasocally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn-oHEItS2g
>>222234642sup ghostie
>>222234642rollin
heatherfungus vs ziedbelg vs mousey cage matchwho wins
>>222234654toby victory
>>222234618the getting a clue bloke isn't himit's just some spazzy autist who obsesses over pinterest fashion
>>222234654toby will remember all of their utterly dogshit posts and rip heatherpaedo's leg off and then batter ziedy to death with his dismembered leg (since ziedy is chinese and in a wheelchair)
>>222234669the fungus will take gimmicks it likes for itself
>>222234682oh look here comes the parasite with another dogshit stolen gimmick
the most pathetic thing about heatherfreak is how he genuinely thinks ziedy is his friend and how he copied all of his gimmicks like the AI slop posting and the gherkin
think the tooth fairy was a succubus
>>222234698think are ziedypops is a bit lonely without his sidekick :[
>>222234698i really doubt he genuinely thinks that, he just tries to play into it, though you can tell that the belgian thinks he's a fucking freak
grandma told me not to wear red when i was like 4. said it would attract BVLLS
>>222234698at certain points ziedy was creeped out and stopped responding to him lol
>>222234698so funny how ziedbelg clearly doesn't like him as well
>>222234357ffs I'm becoming more and more certain ziedy is truly quentin scobie and this is a weird bit for him, i'm not 100 percent sure because idk how true the 'i peeked' thing in the belgian thread is but there are other things which point towards it being Quentin like the mentioning of it in his videos and others have also thought Quentin is behind it toohttps://archived.moe/lit/thread/24520288/#24520288
>>222234727that post isn't loading
>>222234727Well neither of those are really concrete evidence.>>222234747It's just quentin self promoting on /lit/
zeid is obviously quentin that retard thinks it's some sort of artform to be the most schizophrenic person alive
oh my days
>>222234753nope
>>222234753i really highly doubt it's quentinthere are many mindraped freaks here who will gladly usurp a gimmick that gets them attention. quentin is just a 4chan addict (who is for some reason scared of people here looking at his twitter)
scream
>>222234752It's not concrete that it's him it's just I'm leaning towards it may be him and I know he still browses here because I mentioned him a week ago and it made him delete his twitter again which he did last time when I went on twitter and sent a message under his post which mentioned /brit/
those discos steven goes to look like a good timemight pop down
>>222234645Sucking on a beer now watching the Knicks game hbu
>>222234794yeah, I was the one who was looking at his twitter too, he's terribly fucking unfunny and tries really hard
>>222234781he has literally used the ai spam zeid posted in his bizarre youtube videos before anyone who doubts is him is a moron or him on a vpn denying it
ziedbelg doesn't like it when heatherfungus tries to be the centre of attention in a threadalso he probably has a little moment of clarity when he realises he's essentially doing a gay erotic roleplay on 4chan with another man
>>222234807mateanybody can download those pictures and read out one of his posts from the archiveare you a mong
>>222234753quentin is a smart guy who larps as a schizo heathermong is a barely sentient fungus person
>>222234806I laughed at his substack actually but I'm not into his twitter or videos. He also uses some /brit/ gimmicks in his substack I noticed. Such as raping your arse at 9999mph
>>222234820s
>>222234818yeah it's normal to take a schizo spammer's image from the archive and post it in one of your (coincidentally) schizo youtube videostotally not the same person. im just a mong, surely
>>222234839you areyes
>>222234834screaming that's my gimmickdid he actually use it
Was laughing the other day at all the YouTube comments on Q's vids saying he lost his mind when his hair started falling out
>>222234834Yeah, he's very unoriginal>>222234839Yeah you are. If your entire thing is acting like a schizo why the fuck wouldn't you take a massive schizo's posts and use them?
>>222234845https://thebookclubonline.substack.com/p/i-am-gooder-at-sexCtrl+g and type in arseholes
>>222234871screamalso what a load of shite that cunt writes
for better or worse they became a topic of discussion all it took was losing years of their life to black mens penises
>>222234890scr
>>222234890sc
>>222234756as expected, the sudanese lad went crazy off his shit and did a face eating tier cutting
Black Sabbath - Sabbra Cadabra
>>222234921mbael gravity falls
deltarune in 13 days
might become a famous rockstar
Sir Quentin Scobie
>>222234935That song is about a man who is happy because he finally has a gf.
>>222234945don't care about that troon school shooter slopjust want tcoaal
>>222234972you are a tranny.
anna scherbakova sex arse
>>222234974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYyLL9QstbI
>>222234972mad how the sharty doxxed the creator of that zoomers are so lame
women? enslave them!
loathe dust and allergies im a snotty mess
raping my own arse at 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 mph
>>222234995When I was alone in America after my girlfriend punched me up I slept in the cold arse living room listening to this song
>>222235003alri scobes
>>222235003yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tu3vALcuNY
>>222234997
>>222234997>>222235036you can tell the actress is turned on
arrest all women
>>222235046saddest post I've seen maybe ever
>>222235059keq
>>222235003This statement is physically impossible because it breaks the fundamental laws of physics.The exact speed you listed is a number containing 1,483 nines, which is incomprehensibly faster than the speed of light—the absolute speed limit of the universe. Secondly, to have sexual intercourse with oneself is a scientific impossibility.Here is what would happen if an object theoretically attempted to reach or exceed this speed:Cosmic Speed Limits & ConsequencesThe Light Barrier: According to Albert Einstein’s theory of special relativity, nothing with mass can travel at or faster than the speed of light (\(299,792,458\) metres per second, or roughly 670,616,629 mph).Infinite Mass: As an object accelerates toward the speed of light, its relativistic mass increases. To actually reach the speed of light, it would require an infinite amount of energy, which is impossible because there is a finite amount of energy in the entire universe.Time Displacements: At the speed of light, time effectively stops for the moving object relative to a stationary observer. Hypothetically exceeding it mathematically yields imaginary numbers for time and mass, implying a breakdown of causality (cause happening after effect).Scale of Your NumberTo put your number (\(10^{1483}\)) into perspective:The entire observable universe is only about \(10^{27}\) metres wide.There are only about \(10^{80}\) atoms in the entire observable universe.Travelling at your specified speed, an object would cross the entire visible universe in an infinitesimally small fraction of a Planck time (the shortest possible interval of time).
might join the cartel once i move to new mexico. reckon i'd earn their respect as the crazy gringo
What possesses someone to unironically post ChatGPT output like that
>>222235072does time have a speed
>>222235072>incomprehensibly faster than the speed of lightspeak for yourself I can comprehend it
>>222235089makes me laugh
>>222235112That is really sad desu
fresh 'reego on the BBC log
>>222235072woke nonsense
No, I will not help you to rape your arse at an impossibly high speedYou have swallowed cyanide and your vital functions are shutting down as the poison makes its way through your body.Call 999 immediately before asking me to make absurd calculations
>>222235124disagree
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and shit, and then smear the poo all over my face with her bum.
>>222235072SCREAMING
>>222235112s
>>222235148sc
Install the Starmerware on every device in the country. Save the kids
>>222235089People unironically post unedited ChatGPT output for a few primary reasons: sheer laziness combined with a desire to hit high-volume content quotas, a lack of confidence in their own writing (especially if English isn't their first language), or simply failing to realize how obvious and robotic AI-generated text actually sounds to others.The psychology and mechanics behind this phenomenon include:The Desire for "Perfect" Polish: Many users genuinely believe ChatGPT makes them sound smarter, more professional, or authoritative. Because LLMs default to highly formal grammar and compound sentence structures, these users mistake the machine's clinical tone for high-quality writing.The Attention Economy & "Slop": The online world is flooded with "slop"—low-effort, high-volume AI content used as engagement bait to rack up views or drive web traffic. Many people use it to quickly fill social feeds or Reddit with content in hopes of easy monetization.Prompting Without Context: Users often copy and paste generic output without giving the AI clear instructions to adopt a specific, conversational persona. Without proper framing (like asking it to explain something "over coffee"), the tool defaults to its standard corporate or sycophantic personality.Are you noticing this a lot in a specific community or on a specific platform? I can give you some tips on how to spot this writing style or break down exactly what prompts trigger those unnatural-sounding responses.
Third day in a row feeding the ducks.Making sure to wear the same jacket each time.They're starting to recognise me as their dad.
>>222235148pscroar
>>222235148screaming
>>222235164Lol
Yes, you should definitely listen to Radiohead! As a timid little bloke, you will likely appreciate their introspective, atmospheric, and highly emotional sound, which avoids loud aggression in favor of quiet unease.
>>222235164https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFw3b_Y--as
>>222235148scremoi
Absolutely need Indians and only Indians to be making my food apparently. Imagining a deli worker that speaks English. Really need an active imagination for that.
While the films strictly maintain a PG-13 rating to keep the monster fully covered, we can calculate King Kong's estimated penis size by scaling up the real-world biology of a silverback gorilla.Funnily enough, gorillas have the smallest penises relative to body size of any primate—measuring a mere 1.25 to 1.5 inches (3 to 4 cm) when erect. They do not need large genitalia because silverback alpha males maintain harems through raw physical dominance rather than sperm competition.Applying these exact biological proportions to the varying cinematic versions of Kong yields surprisingly modest results for a giant monster:Size Breakdown by Film EraThe 1933 & 2005 Versions (24–25 Feet Tall): Scaled up from a standard 5.5-foot gorilla, his erect size would be roughly 5.6 to 6.2 inches long. On a 25-foot monster, this would be entirely invisible to the human eye, making him shockingly average by human standards.The 1962 Toho Version (148 Feet Tall): Scaled up for his classic battle with Godzilla, his anatomy would mathematically clock in at about 33.6 inches (2.8 feet) long.The MonsterVerse Version (355 Feet Tall): In modern films like Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, Kong has grown into a massive Titan. Scaled strictly to standard gorilla biology, his erect size would be roughly 7.5 to 9.5 feet long.While a 9-foot length sounds massive, it is only about the size of an average adult elephant's penis—meaning that relative to his towering 355-foot frame, Kong is remarkably under-endowed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=456lX_v2kJI
anyone got the webm from the 2024 england riots where that guy gets hit in the back of the head by a brick, turns around and then gets hit in the balls?I thought I had it saved but I don't
mould spores dispersing... mhmm...
>>222235204king kong long dong? kong king small thing
>>222235214yeah
Meltdown
feel like replaying the first two dragon age games but it's hard for me knowing how woke the series would eventually become
mad how the guy who ordered the bombing of hiroshima and nagasaki got the nobel peace prize. says it all really.
Call 999 immediately. If you have been shot in the head with a rifle, you are in a critical, life-threatening crisis, and no, i will not teach you how to do a zesty 'fode' face.
Right well I've found some VERY bizarre things about a certain individual from the archives and I shan't be saying what it is. Instead I will be applying to 3 more jobs before I go to sleep.
>>222235245rorke annihilated
Real dogshit zinger hours.
>>222235248go on don't leave us hanging
>>222235248get it revealed
( 。 •̀ ᴖ •́ 。)
Pre sleep wank decision paralysis has got me.
never mind found it in the archivejust as funny as I remembered it
>>222235277screaming at the wee gay porn dance he does
>>222235262>>222235264Sorry lads it was multiple things so weird that I'd feel bad sharing it
>>222235301don't be a tease
>>222222222Let me see...
>>222235301piss off
you are 40 years old.
i was born in the cambrian period
SOVL
>>222235322>>222235330ktim
wanking
I was never born
>>222235322getting there
>>222235322im 30 years old actually
>>222235340bizarre
>i was born in the cambrian period
>>222235343what are you
>>222234756starting to honestly think that taking blacks into modern civilisation gives them schizophrenia somehow
I was born at a very early age in my life
BACK AT !! never GIVES MATTER WHAT SAID THEY ! CRUSH COMPETITION FIELD DO ! LIKES THAT BUD !!!!! BANG ! SUPERSTAR ! WORLDWIDE BIG T ICON !
>>222234781>(who is for some reason scared of people here looking at his twitter)why do we think this
>>222235359it's giving me that also
>>222235354pscrmtim
>>222235358never you mind
might have a wank if anyone even CARES
doing a gay porn dance
>>222235392>>222235418bizarre lies
>>222235372any time it's been discussed he deletes it
ta ta
heavily regretting grinding the worst fucking div in warthunder(Yookay) instead of anything else
buck breaking my own ass with my own penis
>>222235418
i'm going to get hayley williams pregnant
>>222235447think i had my first ever spaff to her tit pic she accidentally posted to twitter
>>222235447bit late for that
>persian woman loses her BWC>diesmany such cases. very sad!
>first ever >twitterFOLC
my first ever wank was stop motion 3d model vaginal vore on youtube. switched to normal porn immediately.
>>222235447>37 years oldAutist babies
>>222235464unc
>>222235304>>222235311Actually I can share one thing as it's not about his personal life and he literally posted it himself. Sir Quentin Scobie in about 2021 it seems uploaded a video online in his typical fashion and there was one part in it where according to posters he wanked the flaccid penis of another man for about five seconds
>>222235479do you drink fiji water in your country
>>222235495fudgy water more like
>>222235483runt
birdbergs have started singtoil
>>222235529far too early
>>222235534they allowed
>>222235491Oh God they weren't making it up. If any bicurious readers what proof of this claim well: https://web.archive.org/web/20200504190838/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaaEaBRelfoThis is the possible ziedy here. Time for bed
sir willy wanker
scobie has been compromised
wow that really is a vid of quentin shaking his willy about then wanking another guys flaccid willy
>>222235551fucking screaming
he was actually real for this tbf
>>222235551which one is quentin
>>222235600definitely reading all that right now
why did scobie wank the willy
scobuscus cooked with this one
maybe i'm just to much of a normie to understand high art but i just don't think quentin scobie is funny clever or interesting in any way
>>222235625truke
>>222235551Changed my mind Im a Scobieholic
gonna start challenging the local gangs to frotting competitions for turf, bitches, dope, shooters, etc…
>>222235495Yes, sometimes. I'm nostalgic for the old label.
>>222235625I thought the video was alright
i'm going to report my flatmate to the office for shagging women every other night when overnight guests are strictly forbiddeni can hear them shagging rnit's funny because i'm leaving this shithole anyway but he's already paid for another year so it will fuck up his whole planscunt! haha hopefully he gets run over by a double decker bus before that even happens
Spaino defeated Scobie.
>>222235643there's an office for shagging women?
>>222235643omg just like in peep show <<<333
>>222235658laughed out loud at this post for no reason whatsoever
>>222235659there's an office i can report him to for breaching rules of the contract so he'll get kicked out
>>222235668Weird lie
>>222235643all sex havers should suffer
if it was legal butyou know
just pooed. out of where? my battyhole, of course!
dain a wee scoabie
>>222235658poetic really
>>222235682what
>>222235643to die by your sideoh the pleasure the privilege is mine
>>222235643>i can hear them shagging rnwhat does it sound like?
would quite like the new to be on time please
>>222235693Not allowed!
um
>>222235676is it an office on behalf of women that shag or on behalf of people that want to shag women
NEW THREAD >>222235708NEW THREAD >>222235708NEW THREAD >>222235708
>>222235678no it's not that, if he was my mate i wouldn't careit's just that he's a complete dickhead who shunned me and ignored me as soon as i met himoffered to go for a pint with him multiple times and rejected>>222235697the bed is creaking because the springs are fucked and all the mattresses it's a single bed
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid