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first photo ever edition
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Ziedy's weird posts about Bellingham's "brattiness" do tickle me though
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>>222234123
looks wank, amazed they even bothered
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>>222234123
it's shit
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>>222234142
was going to say something similar but now there's no point, all thanks to you.
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I'll say it again. Total. Pigeon. Supremacy.
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>>222234123
Now that Geoff Hurst is the last surviving player of the team that won the world cup in 1966, it would be nice to see the them bring it home this time
It would be like reaching the moon again before Buzz Aldrin dies
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>>222234103
reposting for the Bulgarian wife lad
>>222234123
was that the first ever picture taken?
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>>222234154
i have four pigeons that hang out with me in my yard everyday i love those little guys :)
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my girlfriend visited from canada and gave me a spray tan again FUCK
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>>222234137
i dont mind those posts he makes
but it's weird how he has dropped 90% of the sexual language he used to use
like you dont really see him posting like picrel any more
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>>222234181
based
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>>222234153
Type faster?
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>>222234194
penguin
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>>222234123
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>>222234188
he was getting banned on sight (rightfully so) for a while, which is why he's switched to posting his "sponsors" in threads that are about to be bumped off the catalogue
probably why he also sparingly refers to underage girls nowadays too...
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>>222234188
he changed his dosage recently
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femdom anal plugs
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>>222234200
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>>222234219
noot
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>>222234170
>was that the first ever picture taken?
earliest surviving one
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nth for the holodem
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Thugs are cumming in Karmelo Anthony's ass right now, and Tyler from TASOWN is jerking off to it.
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>>222234171
It's this and a shitty mobile home in New Mexico for me
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>>222234245
Odd projection that
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>>222234260
t. Tyler
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>>222234154
meet my paw, archosaurian filth
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ziedy phone posts and uses text to speech btw
i suspect he has some weird mobile VPN which is why he takes pictures of stuff on his monitor rather than screenshots
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>>222234265
FOY
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>>222234235
>holodem
erm gyaldem*
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>>222234269
>you still have much to learn
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>>222234271
Is he even Belgian?
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>>222234188
>>222234205
>>222234271
he is by far the most mental person to post on /brit/
i would rather meet mousey irl than him
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>>222234282
WTF is this real?
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>>222234294
Yeah he's extremely mentally unwell. I don't like calling him ziedy because he's clearly not but yeah similar
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>>222234316
bizarre homosexual image
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im a yankee doodle dandy x
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yankee arse belongs to english men
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>>222234316
Whether he is or isn't raped in prison, it's not on topic so fuck off closet homo
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>>222234292
no he uses a VPN
>>222234294
it's the fact he claims to be successful and a shagger despite his post history that makes it funny
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>>222234294
his psychology isnt that extraordinary. he just has low functioning autism and OCD. his compulsions are particularly strange even by OCD standards
it's kind of sad when you think about it - OCD patients have chronic, crippling anxiety and performing their rituals perfectly is the only way to soothe themselves. his life must be terrible
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>>222234342
Where's he really from then?
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>>222234282
how many birds have you slain today, master?... I have surpassed you. it's time for us to put an end to this charade

*kieeeeeee!*
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love smokin a bowl and watching youtube shorts live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6GDORMF57Q
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>>222234282
Holy shit. Catberg has moves!!!
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>>222234347
presumably the UK
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>>222234348
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>222234372
this is just gay porn.
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>>222234357
Why doesn't he do his 10 post boomer introduction anymore, Proudly brought to you by Ciroq and Shell Mobile?
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just need to get through this day, this week, this year, this decade, this lifetime

I just need to get through
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yanks just coming in here and posting interracial prison rape fantasies unprompted
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>>222234316
white yanks gassing themselves up over a nothing case. he was always going down for murder. you can't sab someone in the chest over a cinema seat. the boy will picked up by a gang and "protected". white nationalists in prison won't give a shit or try to get him
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>>222234372
>*interracial sex fantasy*
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i tell normies i support palestine but really i don't give a toss about those ragheads, i just hate jews
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we all neoliberal in life x
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what about when he was posting in dutch on /nederdraad/
i always thought the one who posts here was an impersonator on a vpn
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>>222234377
because jannies started banning him, and the new captcha makes it more painful to evade
so instead he will deliberately wait 30-40 mins and post them in the old thread just before it dies
lol
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>>222234391
back to bed with you sleepyhead
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>>222234391
social democratic me
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dangling my sack
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>>222234398
i impersonated ziedy on here and got a 30 day ban
jannies, to their credit, are now very harsh on him
its why he has had to change his entire posting habits
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>>222234388
i dun want nothin to do with it thas all
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>>222234398
it wasn't him at all
it's just some random autist who obsesses over neoliberalism and racemixing, nothing too interesting
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>white yanks gassing themselves up over a nothing case. he was always going down for murder. you can't sab someone in the chest over a cinema seat. the boy will picked up by a gang and "protected". white nationalists in prison won't give a shit or try to get him
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>>222234383
>white yanks
chud yanks*
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>>222234403
im on the wags
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big fan of lgs me
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world cup starts today

so there you go
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>>222234452
yep
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damn she was leng
wonder what they did after they escaped to south america
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>>222234416
i got a 30 day global ban one time for pointing out his posts on /sp/
bizarre
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>>222234464
screaming
what was the ban reason
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>>222234204
sovl
soulless
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just found out there are 7 (seven) call of duty blackops games now

the fuck
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I still don't get ziedy's sponsor gimmick
Like we know he's not doing it out of attention seeking since he chooses to do it once bump limit has long passed now
It's baffling
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>>222234478
Haven’t played a single Call of Duty game since Finest Hour on PS2.
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>>222234478
it not right
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>>222234470
ban evasion
no clue what janny's thought process was there
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catberg has lost his damn mind!
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mental how like half the original mormon settlers in Utah were straight off the boat from Britain. Butch Cassidy's parents were fresh off the boat from Newcastle
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>>222234489
it's the same 'post count' autism mousenonce has sometimes
it's meaningless other than to track how many posts you've made
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>>222234379
Every white boomer in America is like this
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ol mousey hasn't posted in months. He's left this place behind for better things.
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>>222234504
do you think he coughed up a furball later
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>>222234402
Lmao
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>>222234504
The average person eats seven cats in their sleep a year.
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>>222234521
reflect on why you even have shit like this saved
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beast
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>>222234452
hell yea
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>>222234529
find it funny how he still has copycats carrying on his habits
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>>222234416
this is why heathermong only does the hitler gimmick now
years of his life wasted on posted about bbc willies
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>>222234452
don't think it does actually
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>>222234529
heatherpaedo doesnt post as much either, at least not his usual spam
i reckon the new captcha has worked
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>>222234529
saw him posting about thermite in /britpol/ not too long ago
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>this is why heathermong only does the hitler gimmick now
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>>222234541
i would've kicked his yankee arse
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>>222234547
yeah exactly lol
fucking screaming
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No more porn until the Knicks get their title
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>>222234383
in usa you can become rich from stabbing a white child, specially if youre brown
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go to bed lads
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i kind of look like joseph smith i won’t lie
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>>222234561
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>>222234540
So i can get you to shut up about your interracial gay sex fantasies
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>>222234591
sceam
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>>222234601
https://vocaroo.com/1a18hfcEp1Jh
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>>222234561
he posts about shitty food, hitler, autum / getting a clue and a few other innocuous gimmicks t. super recognizer
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>>222234601
hey! this one isn’t interracial. fix it
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>>222234601
nobody cares take it to /cum/
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Evens I get a beer


Odds I abstain
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watching romcoms parasocally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn-oHEItS2g
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>>222234642
sup ghostie
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>>222234642
rollin
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heatherfungus vs ziedbelg vs mousey cage match
who wins
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>>222234654
toby victory
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>>222234618
the getting a clue bloke isn't him
it's just some spazzy autist who obsesses over pinterest fashion
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>>222234654
toby will remember all of their utterly dogshit posts and rip heatherpaedo's leg off and then batter ziedy to death with his dismembered leg (since ziedy is chinese and in a wheelchair)
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>>222234669
the fungus will take gimmicks it likes for itself
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>>222234682
oh look here comes the parasite with another dogshit stolen gimmick
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the most pathetic thing about heatherfreak is how he genuinely thinks ziedy is his friend and how he copied all of his gimmicks like the AI slop posting and the gherkin
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think the tooth fairy was a succubus
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>>222234698
think are ziedypops is a bit lonely without his sidekick :[
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>>222234698
i really doubt he genuinely thinks that, he just tries to play into it, though you can tell that the belgian thinks he's a fucking freak
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grandma told me not to wear red when i was like 4. said it would attract BVLLS
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>>222234698
at certain points ziedy was creeped out and stopped responding to him lol
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>>222234698
so funny how ziedbelg clearly doesn't like him as well
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>>222234357
ffs I'm becoming more and more certain ziedy is truly quentin scobie and this is a weird bit for him, i'm not 100 percent sure because idk how true the 'i peeked' thing in the belgian thread is but there are other things which point towards it being Quentin like the mentioning of it in his videos and others have also thought Quentin is behind it too

https://archived.moe/lit/thread/24520288/#24520288
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>>222234727
that post isn't loading
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>>222234727
Well neither of those are really concrete evidence.
>>222234747
It's just quentin self promoting on /lit/
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zeid is obviously quentin
that retard thinks it's some sort of artform to be the most schizophrenic person alive
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oh my days
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>>222234753
nope
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>>222234753
i really highly doubt it's quentin
there are many mindraped freaks here who will gladly usurp a gimmick that gets them attention. quentin is just a 4chan addict (who is for some reason scared of people here looking at his twitter)
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scream
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>>222234752
It's not concrete that it's him it's just I'm leaning towards it may be him and I know he still browses here because I mentioned him a week ago and it made him delete his twitter again which he did last time when I went on twitter and sent a message under his post which mentioned /brit/
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those discos steven goes to look like a good time
might pop down
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>>222234645
Sucking on a beer now watching the Knicks game hbu
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>>222234794
yeah, I was the one who was looking at his twitter too, he's terribly fucking unfunny and tries really hard
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>>222234781
he has literally used the ai spam zeid posted in his bizarre youtube videos before
anyone who doubts is him is a moron or him on a vpn denying it
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ziedbelg doesn't like it when heatherfungus tries to be the centre of attention in a thread
also he probably has a little moment of clarity when he realises he's essentially doing a gay erotic roleplay on 4chan with another man
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>>222234807
mate
anybody can download those pictures and read out one of his posts from the archive
are you a mong
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>>222234753
quentin is a smart guy who larps as a schizo heathermong is a barely sentient fungus person
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>>222234806
I laughed at his substack actually but I'm not into his twitter or videos. He also uses some /brit/ gimmicks in his substack I noticed. Such as raping your arse at 9999mph
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>>222234820
s
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>>222234818
yeah it's normal to take a schizo spammer's image from the archive and post it in one of your (coincidentally) schizo youtube videos
totally not the same person. im just a mong, surely
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>>222234839
you are
yes
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>>222234834
screaming that's my gimmick
did he actually use it
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Was laughing the other day at all the YouTube comments on Q's vids saying he lost his mind when his hair started falling out
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>>222234834
Yeah, he's very unoriginal
>>222234839
Yeah you are. If your entire thing is acting like a schizo why the fuck wouldn't you take a massive schizo's posts and use them?
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>>222234845
https://thebookclubonline.substack.com/p/i-am-gooder-at-sex

Ctrl+g and type in arseholes
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>>222234871
scream
also what a load of shite that cunt writes
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for better or worse they became a topic of discussion all it took was losing years of their life to black mens penises
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>>222234890
scr
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>>222234890
sc
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>>222234756
as expected, the sudanese lad went crazy off his shit and did a face eating tier cutting
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Black Sabbath - Sabbra Cadabra
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>>222234921
mbael gravity falls
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deltarune in 13 days
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might become a famous rockstar
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Sir Quentin Scobie
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>>222234935
That song is about a man who is happy because he finally has a gf.
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>>222234945
don't care about that troon school shooter slop
just want tcoaal
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>>222234972
you are a tranny.
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anna scherbakova sex arse
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>>222234974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYyLL9QstbI
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>>222234972
mad how the sharty doxxed the creator of that zoomers are so lame
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women? enslave them!
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loathe dust and allergies im a snotty mess
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raping my own arse at 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 mph
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>>222234995
When I was alone in America after my girlfriend punched me up I slept in the cold arse living room listening to this song
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>>222235003
alri scobes
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>>222235003
yeah?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tu3vALcuNY
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>>222234997
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>>222234997
>>222235036
you can tell the actress is turned on
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arrest all women
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>>222235046
saddest post I've seen maybe ever
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>>222235059
keq
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>>222235003
This statement is physically impossible because it breaks the fundamental laws of physics.The exact speed you listed is a number containing 1,483 nines, which is incomprehensibly faster than the speed of light—the absolute speed limit of the universe. Secondly, to have sexual intercourse with oneself is a scientific impossibility.

Here is what would happen if an object theoretically attempted to reach or exceed this speed:

Cosmic Speed Limits & Consequences
The Light Barrier: According to Albert Einstein’s theory of special relativity, nothing with mass can travel at or faster than the speed of light (\(299,792,458\) metres per second, or roughly 670,616,629 mph).

Infinite Mass: As an object accelerates toward the speed of light, its relativistic mass increases. To actually reach the speed of light, it would require an infinite amount of energy, which is impossible because there is a finite amount of energy in the entire universe.

Time Displacements: At the speed of light, time effectively stops for the moving object relative to a stationary observer. Hypothetically exceeding it mathematically yields imaginary numbers for time and mass, implying a breakdown of causality (cause happening after effect).

Scale of Your Number
To put your number (\(10^{1483}\)) into perspective:The entire observable universe is only about \(10^{27}\) metres wide.

There are only about \(10^{80}\) atoms in the entire observable universe.Travelling at your specified speed, an object would cross the entire visible universe in an infinitesimally small fraction of a Planck time (the shortest possible interval of time).
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might join the cartel once i move to new mexico. reckon i'd earn their respect as the crazy gringo
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What possesses someone to unironically post ChatGPT output like that
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>>222235072
does time have a speed
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>>222235072
>incomprehensibly faster than the speed of light
speak for yourself I can comprehend it
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>>222235089
makes me laugh
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>>222235112
That is really sad desu
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fresh 'reego on the BBC log
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>>222235072
woke nonsense
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No, I will not help you to rape your arse at an impossibly high speed
You have swallowed cyanide and your vital functions are shutting down as the poison makes its way through your body.
Call 999 immediately before asking me to make absurd calculations
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>>222235124
disagree
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Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and shit, and then smear the poo all over my face with her bum.
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>>222235072
SCREAMING
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>>222235112
s
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>>222235148
sc
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Install the Starmerware on every device in the country. Save the kids
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>>222235089
People unironically post unedited ChatGPT output for a few primary reasons: sheer laziness combined with a desire to hit high-volume content quotas, a lack of confidence in their own writing (especially if English isn't their first language), or simply failing to realize how obvious and robotic AI-generated text actually sounds to others.

The psychology and mechanics behind this phenomenon include:
The Desire for "Perfect" Polish: Many users genuinely believe ChatGPT makes them sound smarter, more professional, or authoritative. Because LLMs default to highly formal grammar and compound sentence structures, these users mistake the machine's clinical tone for high-quality writing.

The Attention Economy & "Slop": The online world is flooded with "slop"—low-effort, high-volume AI content used as engagement bait to rack up views or drive web traffic. Many people use it to quickly fill social feeds or Reddit with content in hopes of easy monetization.

Prompting Without Context: Users often copy and paste generic output without giving the AI clear instructions to adopt a specific, conversational persona. Without proper framing (like asking it to explain something "over coffee"), the tool defaults to its standard corporate or sycophantic personality.

Are you noticing this a lot in a specific community or on a specific platform? I can give you some tips on how to spot this writing style or break down exactly what prompts trigger those unnatural-sounding responses.
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Third day in a row feeding the ducks.
Making sure to wear the same jacket each time.
They're starting to recognise me as their dad.
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>>222235148
pscroar
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>>222235148
screaming
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>>222235164
Lol
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Yes, you should definitely listen to Radiohead! As a timid little bloke, you will likely appreciate their introspective, atmospheric, and highly emotional sound, which avoids loud aggression in favor of quiet unease.
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>>222235164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFw3b_Y--as
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>>222235148
scremoi
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Absolutely need Indians and only Indians to be making my food apparently. Imagining a deli worker that speaks English. Really need an active imagination for that.
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While the films strictly maintain a PG-13 rating to keep the monster fully covered, we can calculate King Kong's estimated penis size by scaling up the real-world biology of a silverback gorilla.

Funnily enough, gorillas have the smallest penises relative to body size of any primate—measuring a mere 1.25 to 1.5 inches (3 to 4 cm) when erect. They do not need large genitalia because silverback alpha males maintain harems through raw physical dominance rather than sperm competition.Applying these exact biological proportions to the varying cinematic versions of Kong yields surprisingly modest results for a giant monster:

Size Breakdown by Film Era
The 1933 & 2005 Versions (24–25 Feet Tall): Scaled up from a standard 5.5-foot gorilla, his erect size would be roughly 5.6 to 6.2 inches long. On a 25-foot monster, this would be entirely invisible to the human eye, making him shockingly average by human standards.

The 1962 Toho Version (148 Feet Tall): Scaled up for his classic battle with Godzilla, his anatomy would mathematically clock in at about 33.6 inches (2.8 feet) long.

The MonsterVerse Version (355 Feet Tall): In modern films like Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, Kong has grown into a massive Titan. Scaled strictly to standard gorilla biology, his erect size would be roughly 7.5 to 9.5 feet long.While a 9-foot length sounds massive, it is only about the size of an average adult elephant's penis—meaning that relative to his towering 355-foot frame, Kong is remarkably under-endowed.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=456lX_v2kJI
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anyone got the webm from the 2024 england riots where that guy gets hit in the back of the head by a brick, turns around and then gets hit in the balls?

I thought I had it saved but I don't
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mould spores dispersing... mhmm...
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>>222235204
king kong long dong? kong king small thing
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>>222235214
yeah
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Meltdown
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feel like replaying the first two dragon age games but it's hard for me knowing how woke the series would eventually become
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mad how the guy who ordered the bombing of hiroshima and nagasaki got the nobel peace prize. says it all really.
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Call 999 immediately. If you have been shot in the head with a rifle, you are in a critical, life-threatening crisis, and no, i will not teach you how to do a zesty 'fode' face.
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Right well I've found some VERY bizarre things about a certain individual from the archives and I shan't be saying what it is. Instead I will be applying to 3 more jobs before I go to sleep.
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>>222235245
rorke annihilated
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Real dogshit zinger hours.
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>>222235248
go on don't leave us hanging
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>>222235248
get it revealed
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( 。 •̀ ᴖ •́ 。)
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Pre sleep wank decision paralysis has got me.
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never mind found it in the archive
just as funny as I remembered it
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>>222235277
screaming at the wee gay porn dance he does
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>>222235262
>>222235264
Sorry lads it was multiple things so weird that I'd feel bad sharing it
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>>222235301
don't be a tease
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>>222222222
Let me see...
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>>222235301
piss off
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you are 40 years old.
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i was born in the cambrian period
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SOVL
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>>222235322
>>222235330
ktim
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wanking
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I was never born
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>>222235322
getting there
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>>222235322
im 30 years old actually
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>>222235340
bizarre
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>i was born in the cambrian period
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>>222235343
what are you
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>>222234756
starting to honestly think that taking blacks into modern civilisation gives them schizophrenia somehow
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I was born at a very early age in my life
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BACK AT !! never GIVES MATTER WHAT SAID THEY ! CRUSH COMPETITION FIELD DO ! LIKES THAT BUD !!!!! BANG ! SUPERSTAR ! WORLDWIDE BIG T ICON !
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>>222234781
>(who is for some reason scared of people here looking at his twitter)
why do we think this
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>>222235359
it's giving me that also
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>>222235354
pscrmtim
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>>222235358
never you mind
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might have a wank if anyone even CARES
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doing a gay porn dance
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>>222235392
>>222235418
bizarre lies
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>>222235372
any time it's been discussed he deletes it
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ta ta
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heavily regretting grinding the worst fucking div in warthunder(Yookay) instead of anything else
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buck breaking my own ass with my own penis
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>>222235418
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i'm going to get hayley williams pregnant
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>>222235447
think i had my first ever spaff to her tit pic she accidentally posted to twitter
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>>222235447
bit late for that
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>persian woman loses her BWC
>dies
many such cases. very sad!
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>first ever
>twitter
FOLC
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my first ever wank was stop motion 3d model vaginal vore on youtube. switched to normal porn immediately.
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>>222235447
>37 years old
Autist babies
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>>222235464
unc
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>>222235304
>>222235311
Actually I can share one thing as it's not about his personal life and he literally posted it himself. Sir Quentin Scobie in about 2021 it seems uploaded a video online in his typical fashion and there was one part in it where according to posters he wanked the flaccid penis of another man for about five seconds
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>>222235479
do you drink fiji water in your country
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>>222235495
fudgy water more like
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>>222235483
runt
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birdbergs have started singtoil
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>>222235529
far too early
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>>222235534
they allowed
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>>222235491
Oh God they weren't making it up. If any bicurious readers what proof of this claim well: https://web.archive.org/web/20200504190838/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaaEaBRelfo

This is the possible ziedy here. Time for bed
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sir willy wanker
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scobie has been compromised
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wow that really is a vid of quentin shaking his willy about then wanking another guys flaccid willy
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>>222235551
fucking screaming
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he was actually real for this tbf
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>>222235551
which one is quentin
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>>222235600
definitely reading all that right now
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why did scobie wank the willy
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scobuscus cooked with this one
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maybe i'm just to much of a normie to understand high art but i just don't think quentin scobie is funny clever or interesting in any way
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>>222235625
truke
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>>222235551
Changed my mind


Im a Scobieholic
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gonna start challenging the local gangs to frotting competitions for turf, bitches, dope, shooters, etc…
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>>222235495
Yes, sometimes. I'm nostalgic for the old label.
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>>222235625
I thought the video was alright
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i'm going to report my flatmate to the office for shagging women every other night when overnight guests are strictly forbidden
i can hear them shagging rn
it's funny because i'm leaving this shithole anyway but he's already paid for another year so it will fuck up his whole plans
cunt! haha hopefully he gets run over by a double decker bus before that even happens
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Spaino defeated Scobie.
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>>222235643
there's an office for shagging women?
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>>222235643
omg just like in peep show <<<333
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>>222235658
laughed out loud at this post for no reason whatsoever
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>>222235659
there's an office i can report him to for breaching rules of the contract so he'll get kicked out
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>>222235668
Weird lie
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>>222235643
all sex havers should suffer
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if it was legal but

you know
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just pooed. out of where? my battyhole, of course!
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dain a wee scoabie
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>>222235658
poetic really
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>>222235682
what
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>>222235643
to die by your side
oh the pleasure the privilege is mine
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>>222235643
>i can hear them shagging rn
what does it sound like?
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would quite like the new to be on time please
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>>222235693
Not allowed!
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um
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>>222235676
is it an office on behalf of women that shag or on behalf of people that want to shag women
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NEW THREAD >>222235708

NEW THREAD >>222235708

NEW THREAD >>222235708
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>>222235678
no it's not that, if he was my mate i wouldn't care
it's just that he's a complete dickhead who shunned me and ignored me as soon as i met him
offered to go for a pint with him multiple times and rejected
>>222235697
the bed is creaking because the springs are fucked and all the mattresses
it's a single bed
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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
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Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
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Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
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