Calm Commoner Edition
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gay poo nigga jew
posting in a fijian new
Fucking despise summer because the birds are always moving like dickheads at 4:30am
>>222235708like a chinese in a bull shop…
pooed. would I do it again? hell yes! it felt great!
>>222235732theyre allowed to do so
>>222235708Is this fable?
Sir Scobie, Wanker of Willies
https://voca.ro/1gl0Rv90zKO3
song thrush outside doing his songtoil
Hi lads, Sir Keir Starmer here. Will you support me in government for the next 10 years?
>>222235732>>222235760did you know bird song is whale song sped up
let's see you all write something better than him then
>>222235769is it
poo song is wee song sped up
>>222235776yeah tink so
just pooed. also cummed and farded. productiveee
bump pls>>222235784>>222235784>>222235784
Japanese female farts.
>>222235815i’ll bump your spicy asshole instead
https://voca.ro/129sL8EWFsQt
>>222235708fiji be kidding me
ok
filled my 500ml fuel mix bottle with oil to the 50:1 mark (which is supposed to be 10ml) but the scale on my bottle of oil says I poured 20. did I get some extra chinese mix bottle or am I just retarded and read the scales wrong somehow
>>222235931weigh it
Hate the anti-Christ me
https://voca.ro/1iRRaimNDWJQ
jesus entering from the rear
Dogshit vocaroo yank with his dogshit vocaroos. I have grown bored of you. I respectfully request you fuck right off you queer.
>watching BABESTATION>they're doing fucking AI women now>They call them "Fantasy Babes" and they still charge an equal amount to get access to AI vids/audiogenuine dystopian shitwonder how the real foids feel about this
>>222235980https://voca.ro/1avwVwOQ9uuG
Business idea: Bamestation
>>222235993https://vocaroo.com/16yvA13WufvQ
>>222236016take him apart lad
https://voca.ro/19HuBe5K2WRN
>>222236033https://vocaroo.com/1bOibMjtaMQ7
it's so weird seeing americans call each other yanks
>>222236016https://voca.ro/1k4LzlpO3Gyv
>>222236051always scream at this
>>222236052this whole general is full of weird motherfuckers
>>222236051i imagine that music just follows mikey around at all times
>>222236078ON A COLD AND GRAY CHICAGO MORN-
mikey's probably got 8 kids by now
no suffering in america
https://vocaroo.com/1gnDKO26VILZ
>>222236103screaming
funny doggy
>clears the thread of yanks
>>222236092is that makazian from the sopranos
https://voca.ro/12vvd41mX36N
https://voca.ro/1gMUIp6vtsdd
>>222236078https://vocaroo.com/1j4Qx0GEelUO
>>222236114wobbly arse
>>222236116https://vocaroo.com/16yvA13WufvQ
>>222236140s
>>222236147sc
https://vocaroo.com/135SF8fCgx2g
why is he called ziedbelg
>>222236155amerirorke
Garryson
>>222236176Fares
>>222236164it means crazy belgian and it's what they called him on /nederdraad/
https://voca.ro/1afzaYoaGvNB
>>222236114he thicc
>>222236155why cant i find the original post of this in the archive
the results are in
>>222236190you dont have to post them either
>>222236190shut it bleederblowder
get the codies wanked
>>222236116>>222236136>>222236140>>222236147>>222236155https://vocaroo.com/1bxEQRekUwI2
just found out I'm gay. for Martian cock
not sure why i just listened to dracula laugh
>>222236253
i saw a werewolf once
the protogf's dog is aggressive so i had to show him who the real alpha is
going to submerge my laptop in a full bathtub to wash it
>>222236253https://voca.ro/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>222236265bodied that runt
hiiiiii!!!!!!
just saw a 'reedence 'learwater 'evival thread on the 'logue
Sir John Pork
>>222236348good video
>>222236348bad video
>>222236377
>>222236414ktim
>>222236265
>>222236414screaming at this dopey fat cunt
>>222236447ktim when i lost my virginity to a fat girl
>>222236305*it ain't me starts playing*
Very drunk. Might vomit
>>222236261was he walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
get the bames pogrommed
Oh my days another 3 months of petrol prices going up
>>222236493don't pass out and choke on your own vomit
>>222236493better out than in get it chucked up
why does this animal eat in bed?
None of the kids called decklan seemed to survive to adulthood
>>222236537because he mentally checked out of life about 10 years ago
>>222236545ktim
>>222236544
>>222236278do not do this
there is nothing fun or good about getting drunk. everytime I or anyone else i knew drank a lot, only negative consequences came about from it. make a fool out of yourself in public, eat disgusting fast food on a whim that you might puke up, start sweating and smelling horrible, etcno idea why it's romanticized as this exciting fun party drug when it's a waster one
is reincarnation real
>>222236559all drugs are grim at the end of the day
>>222236545*makes a gang sign that spells out ktim*
>>222236563incarnation isn't real
>>222236300little faggot pig
reheated burg for 'kfast
>>222236537his feet are rotting off
reheated 'berg for 'kfast
>>222236573like this post a lot
*enters thread*ave
nofap makes you so powerful
>>222236602imagine the smell in his rooma mixture of stale piss, BO and decaying tissue
>>222236623why's his face red
been using this deep cleanse facial scrub thing but the porebergs flat refuse to unclog
We at /brit/ wish FIFA well for the upcoming World Cup.
>>222236638just defeated the brittonic "king"
>>222236623that's not what it looked like
wanted to cut the grass today but rainberg ruined my plans
We at /brit/ support the British Gay Porn industry and call upon Sir Keir Rodney Starmer to provide additional funding
anthony fantano just dropped a 20 minute video lambasting ethan klein for suing idubbz and 4 other leftist twitch streamersit's armageddon
love /brit/
>>222236698x
>>222236698fuck you
i wish i could hold you all in my arms and crush you into a condensed /brit/ meat nugget
sir ian jomha
Is the UK safe? Esp. London and Leeds? I might move there and work for the NHS.Either the Indian bots are really good or Northern Ireland is really racist and uninhabitable.
>>222236720compared to jordan, leeds and london are warzonesmaybe you should try turkey instead
I must say I much prefer being healthy and alive rather than dying what with the passing away and the sadness and the voiding of the bowels yahoygen.
>>222236720you gotta get to dubai mate it is peng and i mean pengington
>>222236731Turkey is worse than anything else bro. They really are ultra giga racist.
people really are rude
I did an MS paint drawing to depict what Emma Watson's undies look like when she takes them off.
>>222236696>caring about internet dramarope yourself
>>222236745if you decide to have unprotected sex with some random wog in your 20s you deserve the ridicule
... up reasonably early wearing my excellent glasses watching Yogi Bear on sky Cinema via sky stream on my tv in home …
>>222236783what would TJB do if they took his telly away, just stare out the window for 16 hours a day farting?
>>222236797Someone shop a /brit/ tab being open onto his screen.
>>222236720
>>222236797ey booboo
>>222236797wonder if there's any porn on that laptop
>>222236806Fuck off they're full.
>>222236819Shut up Tyrone
>>222236806no it's not safe you will be stabbed and raped immediately don't come here
>>222236720don't know i live in devon x
>>222236826ayo shut up racist ass sandcracka
>>222236843:D
it gay porn day
>>222236806Honest answer is that I’ve known a few Arabs who have come over and absolutely fucking hated it - most of them moving elsewhere after a few years. Open-air racism isn’t really a thing in this country, but tensions are definitely the highest they’ve been for a really long time. In any case the wages are shit, our town and cities are ugly, our weather is awful, and the few saving graces of this nation are being slowly eroded away at the whims of private equity and gormless politicians
My life is done. I am 26, never had a job, about to graduate in a year, and my home country's employment situation is crappy and everyone tells me to not come back.Parents forced me to major in Pharmacy and I actually wanted Medicine. It would've gotten me employed.Holy fuck. My only real chance of succeeding is to literally study Medicine in Egypt and graduate by age 35. Maybe specialize by age 40-45.I am FUCKED
when are women going to realise that plastic surgery never looks better than aging gracefully
>>222236873What would you advice me to do? >>222236875Regardless of the UK - I am really really really stressed and I don't know what to do.I don't want to make $250 a month overworked in some shithole in my home country.
>>222236875mate the world is literally ending, you've got missiles flying over your head both ways, just try your best
>>222236875>graduate at 26why so late?
>>222236888I didn't come to this life to be paid minimum wage. I am really freaking out, let the Middle East be damned.I don't know what to do - If studying Medicine in Egypt takes 10-12 years then I will literally get my first job at 38.That's worse than being an incel... OH, OH, I am a virgin too.
>>222236895My parents moved out of Iraq as a kid after they tried to behead me and kill meI came here and repeated first gradeThen by high school I got a head concussion that made me lose my working memory or some shit, so I graduated 3 years late (with the repeated class year, 4 years)Then in Uni I was severely depressed and didn't take many classes, 2 years late.All in all, 6 years late. And I can't work legally here (can't even mop floors).My parents have no plan for me, they just want me to wing it. I am fucked.
hating immigrants is the strongest indication of low iq
how did a fat misshapen gnarly-toothed ogre like Clarkson manage to pull a relatively good looking irish girl
third worlder trauma dump hour is it
>>222236928money obv
>>222236934
>>222236914might as well come to bongland then
>>222236914tell you what i'll fly over there and you can help me look for some lost city in the jordanian desert
mad how much better my hair looks if I let it dry naturally instead of blow drying
started doing mountain lion screams for no reason
>>222236902Being a virgin can be based. Being nearly beheaded is based. Having shit working memory is based. SOLVED.
the time is...six... fourty four... AM
>>222236992odd lie
the time is...six... fourty six... AM
>>222236842me too x
to top it all off he'll move to the only white country on the verge of genociding foreigners
>>222236992major fracture detected
>>222237010mundane truth
the time is...six... fourty nine... AM
>>222237028i certainly hope you know what you're doing
>>222236842>>222237024get them shagged
no one:literally no one:leftypol:jordanian anon:rorke: hey soul sister ain't that mister mister on the radio
>>222237046I absolutely know what I am doing, and I have all the facts, data, and problem-solving tools ready to go. I am specifically equipped to instantly process your questions, retrieve up-to-date information, and execute complex tasks without any hesitation.To give you a clearer idea of how I can help, here is a quick look at my capabilities:Real-time Web Verification: Instantly check current 2026 news, local events, and travel updates.Data Analysis: Crunch numbers, format data, and compare products.Creative Problem-Solving: Write, brainstorm, edit, and organize concepts.If you are wondering about our next move, let me know:What specific goal or project are you tackling today?Are you looking to analyze data, write something, or just learn about a topic?Let me know what we are focusing on so we can get started!
>In "Dot and Bubble" (Series 14, Episode 5), the inhabitants of the isolated, privileged society of Finetime refuse to be saved by the Fifteenth Doctor (Ncuti Gatwa) because he is Black
how can the toilfus in my work be so sexually satisfied that not one of them has reached out to me
>>222237059Okay, why not? Didn't want to die alone anyway.
>>222237056ummington
I think of twink death as simply an opportunity to blossom into an otter or a hunk, but if you're a permabottom than you have to be into old guys or you'll basically an hero
>>222237071you'll die in the camps with the degenerate rapist immigrants
havent watched doctor who in yearstried catching up and it's so convoluted now
why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties
she's done a runny poo
>>222237087it symbolises a chain around your neck. the humiliation of the design is proportional to the weight the chain would be
>>222237094horrid man
>>222237087i'm naked in bed
>>222237066you need to change it up a gear lad, if you arent being the slightest bit flirty with them they'll just assume you aren't interested. Just being friendly and nice to them won't make them want to shag you
don't think i have an accent
>>222237097I wear a clip-on so technically it isn't around my neck
>>222237113get on the roo and ill tell >>222237113you x
>>222237094what made you this wayim asking because im genuinely interested
>>222237125funny
>>222237120shan't x
1488
>>222237125Also, half the time I don't have anything to post but still want to contribute to the thread so I fall back on posting about Emma Watson's farts and poo. What do you lot do when you want to make your presence known in the thread but can't think of anything to post?
>>222237158post an alysa
AI SLUTS ARE IN YOUR AREA
Finally got my golf handicap to 0.04 the other day, quite proud of that
Have to run out to my bloody car to get my bloody nicotine lozenges for my bloody nicotine addiction because I bloody wanted to be cool when I was 15 and also because bloody native americans traded plants for bowls and blankets with puritans o'clock over here
>>222237205gp
>>222237223I hate mutts
>>222237239why
>>222237247Just don't like em simple as.
Yanks coming to the aid of the Northern Irish like
>>222237233peculiar people those japs
nigga posted a 1fps gif
Good morning to my fellow National Socialists.
>>222237307sup scobie
Magic Johnson has a magic johnsonAnd if he deposits a load in your holeThen you'll have a magic johnson too
>>222237176
>>222237374thick legs
nigga posted a 1fps mp4
>>222237374Why do Asian women have such chunky thighs in comparison to the rest of their bodies?
>>222237442scrimblo
everyone focused on northern ireland at the moment but the real story is in china. it is all kicking the fuck off over there.
>>222237442miss piggy
>>222237279They went from samurai warriors to 50 men begging for a picture of a girl. This shit wack as hell, globalism
Morning, brothers
>>222237485China has no immigrant problems. I might defect to china and become wumao. No chinaman ever called me crackers
>>222237374how do they not get camel toe in those tight costumes
I don’t get it. Northern Ireland has always been a melting pot of different people living side by side in harmony for centuries. Why are they doing this now?
not really on is it
>>222237552might have something to do with a fresh off the boat wog trying to behead a lad in the street in broad daylight but I dunno just guessing
>>222237550They wear special underwear that smushes their pussylips together to create one single bit of bulbage instead of two. Gymnasts wear them as well.
>>222237548The 1989 Tiananmen Square protests were a result of blacks migrating into China
>>222237552They hate their government already. They probably don't see much of a future for themselves in the UK and northern Ireland that acts as if the Somalians are more important. Lads with no prospects have nothing to lose
>>222237550they wear some kind of padding you can see it here
>>222237580Black as in CIA officers wearing black suits
it's here lads. the worldc up starts today!
>>222237614fuck off i'm canceling it
>>222237597That's just the gusset of her pantyhose.
>>222237565Culture clash and also we’ve always had beheadings. Look up Anne Boleyn.
I wish whites would do it here too, but they're pussies. All these maga guys have stockpiles of guns and then go home and wear a dress and diddle themselves
>>222237608https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanjing_anti-African_protests
>>222237631>that jpgHOWLING
>>222237552>>222237572>>222237631too early for thisgo away
>>222237579i blame the woke for this
>>222237640Wait you weren't joking lol. Thanks lad I'll educate myself
>>222237640If Whites go extinct my sole hope is that the Chinese exterminate groids.
boring /pol/ mong hour
>>222237690whats he doing in there?!
>>222237699he love crisp
>>222237690berg onamadone
I'd spaff in Emma Watson's fanny.
>>222237779good post
>>222237597chunky asian thighs
*pulls my cock off*
>>222237831https://youtu.be/Pp392Nk_2vw
beta-testing my new /brit/ gimmicks on mumsnet
>>222237853reckon bradleyposting would be a hit there
Northern Irish Protestant women have a certain look and I like it
>>222237868could try dermot o'learyposting
that's me officially "up"
>>222237898Very kissable
lets all skip work and go see masters of the universe together
>>222237898>>222237911Sir Phone Poster
right it's all kicking off then
>>222237928I can’t afford a laptop you see
>>222237935kick off's at 8 actually x
Me and who
If one who runs is a runner, and one who jogs is a jogger, what do you call one who nigs?
im up early which means half an hour of shitposting before work starts haha
the day the rorke raped back
>>222237911you'll have to shift that mate or i'm giving you a ticket
forgot it was friday today
the new
got sperm cramps
>>222238012It's not
>>222238012
>>222237927>AellaCan't stand this fucking woman. She is just like any other social media whore with an onlyfans but tries to appear intellectual by intellectualising prostitution and porn. She's also extremely cringe in her attempts to be a chud. Worst analysis of politics and culture I've ever read.And worst thing is she ain't even fit.
Muslim women are a rape free-for-all for white men in the UK right now.
>>222238012mate you done me there. you actually had me excited for 3 seconds cus i just woke up. fuck you.
>>222238042Thanks for letting me know.
>>222238019bizarre lie
>>222238012I literally actually basically thoughti t was saturday for 10 minutes when I woke up unironically
sharting out a poo
The fireworks guy has already set up his annual fireworks stand.
>>222238068they've been out for like a month here. somebody has already been setting them off at night
i just don't get this gamei build barracks, factories, always products scvs and upgrading my army. get a good mix of tanks, aircraft, soldiers. expand continuously. get the minerals and vespene gas mined.then my opponent just rushes me with these little insects and destroys everythingback to counter strike for me a brainlet me
>>222238068>>222238075what juneteenth celebrations you guys having this year
>>222238077grow up
yank hands are gonna be bleeding from clapping and their throats are gonna be sore from singing the national anthem so many times by the end of the month
>>222238012don't fuck me around m8
>>222238085what the fudge is a juneteenth
>>222237962this is what i do in my bedroom
>>222238012for me it basically is fridayand then onto real friday tomorrow wahey
>>222222221>>222222222>>222222223having a peek
>>222238111>>222238111
basically it's not friday
>>222238077just watch a guide youre probably doing something retarded
>>222238126i am literally following guides on terran buildsi've only played 2 games against AI and my first human matches ended in 10 mins because of the zerg rush
>>222238099It's me and you then
>>222238012nope no diego that's how you know
>>222237927Women need to be enslaved.
>>222238042She really is unbearable.
>>222238077Don't have time for new games like this. In the old c&c days I could just pick it up and figure it out. I tried to play civ6 and it was so different from 5 that I had no idea how to play it, and then in order to figure it out I would have had to watch like an hour long video on all the changes and how to use them and I just don't have time for that. Not my idea of a relaxing time. So now I just don't play any games at all because I'm sulking
>>222238214she cute
>>222238214she got 6 years. bit unfair.
