Prev >>222235007Passage of time edition
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I know a physicist and he's convinced aliens are real.he's also convinced half the aliens are broadly good and the other half are evil. the evil ones are known as The Federation and they're trying to get humanity to destroy itself, and the other half are trying to save us from them. some sort of galactic war that's been going on forever.
this was first
>>222236363And why do the aliens only communicate with glowies?
Yt waifu blocked me (found out after writing a nice comment + apology)I called her a harlot and asked her a cynical question on her ama
>>222236365how did dawkins come back as a young girl????
Man Juror #2 is such a good movie, shame how shit this decade has been for film
>>222236375>#2Uh oh stinky
>>222236363>aliens destroyed my asshole (and I liked it)>created by larry COHENI mean come fuck on
>>222236363The guy I mentioned in the previous thread said something similar >>222236318 >>222236370
Project blue beam was conspiracy in the 90s that there would be a fake alien invasion to unite the wold under a one world government
you can't make me cum
imagine if aliens are sexy girls and need semen to survive
>>222236397isnt that the plot of species o algo?
>>222236397We call those Brazilian women
Barely over my cold hoping to God I'll be good to go for my mom's birthday tomorrow
>>222236390Isn't that the plot of Watchmen
>>222236419me on the right
>>222236389yeah I mean I don't really follow it that close, but my physicist friend spends nearly all his time on it, he's got a whole group of physicists and whatever and they have thrice a week zoom meetings and all this stuff.seems weird to do if it's just totally fake, especially for very highly educated, rich people
>>222236419
>>222236397>imagine if aliens are sexy girlsI don't need to
that was a fun /cum/ valheim sesh, let's do it again next week
goddess
>>222236430>highly educated, rich peopleIsaac Newton spent decades of his life studying alchemy.Smart people can be wrong too.I'm a believer in alien visitation and conspiracies by the way, but it's important to keep this in mind
>>222236430>seems weird to do if it's just totally fake, especially for very highly educated, rich peopleSomething to ponder...
>>222236434Venusian is kind of bad ngl...
The other conspiracy is that Aliens are basically a government distraction
>>222236425Yeah pretty much. The movie completely excised that plot element.
>>222236449Thats what /pol/ thinks
>>222236344Fuck off faggot.
>>222236449You can see a pretty big generational divide on this, boomers and the older Gen X are big into "Disclosure" . Whereas the younger people think this is all a Project Blue Beam type BS conspiracy to distract.
>>222236344lol
On /metal/ if you refer to Matty Z at any time you instantly get a 3-day for off-topic.
Bumped phoebe's 2 hour old [s4s] thread
>>222236475isnt /bleep/ permanently dead because of him?
Earth could temporarily survive as a rocky body, but a tectonically dead planet would ultimately become hostile to complex life. Without plate tectonics, Earth’s carbon-silicate cycle would break down. The atmosphere's composition would change, oceans would eventually evaporate, and complex surface life would cease to exist.
>>222236484That's what happened to Mars
>>222236475A lot of generals have a resident janny that treat it like it's their personal fiefdom.
Mad how many necessary conditions for life on earth there are, how delicate it is. How easily life on earth could dissappear.
>>222236475did the jannies finally got rid of him?
>>222236344
Installing Hitman: World of Assassination
>>222236496
>>222236513i bet none of you guys have ever even pet a bunny before
>>222236450I thought the change was how the alien looked like
>>222236513
>>222236521I have because my cousins had pet bunnies growing up, they have a strong smell tbqhwy
>>222236521I have, at a pet store and a bunny cafe They are as soft as a cloud
>>222236500God no. How?
>>222236475he was here for a day about 6 months ago and I was telling him to fuck off. copped a ban over it lmao
>>222236065Jannies are sleeping....
>>222236541how can anyone mentioning get banned but not him
based
Who the fuck is Matty Z?
Desu maybe philosopher's stone will be my next book idk(haven't read any of the books or seen any of the movies)
>>222236562Schizo who spammed /cum/ for a like 10 months straight 6 years ago.Literally posting every 2 minutes for 20 hours a day, think he was on drugs
>>222236521I haven't but I've seen lots of bunnies in my yard. They live all over my neighbourhood.
imagine aliens but they have australian accents lol
>>222236554tried replying but it already got nuked
imagine aliens but they are all sexy girls and want to have sex with me
>>222236587And they look exactly like Japanese women but with green skin and antenna
How big is your erect penis?
Remember that movie Kangaroo Jack? I thought it would have a talking kangaroo as the lead character but instead it was about drug smuggling.
>>222236593A masterpiece of misleading marketing
>>222236578same. i've got small frogs, toads, and occasionally small snakes and ducks around where i live. no squirrels doe.
>>222236591Bout 4inche
>>22223659115 centimeters, 16 maybe
>>2222365913 inches tops
>>2222365913.5 inches bone pressed
my friend and i made a pact that if we're both single at 30 we'll transition and be lesbian together
>>222236600>>222236605>>222236608Grim
>>222236618it is gods curse
>>2222365916"Also I can fit 3 fingers in my ass at the same time
>>222236618not really because im a volcel
>>222236618If I lost weight it would be bigger.
>>2222365911μ
how big is your cunt?
>>222236639I love bitches with huge fat pussies
https://youtu.be/rV0PHjKZ0Lk^^^Club hit of summer 2026
Jefre Cantu Ledesma, now that's what I call music
>>222236580Angara from Mass Effect Andromeda all had Australian accents. Also the one Asari voiced by Natalie Dormer had a British accent. Made me realize no alien in fiction should ever have a recognizable accent. Somehow this did not occur to the multi hundred million dollar game studio.
instead of jail time we should give people a one way plane ticket to pakistan with no money or phone.
>>222236680send them to detroit
>>222236673Isn't that a /mu/ meme
>>222236430Highly educated and rich people can have psychotic breakdowns just like the unwashed masses
>>222236684detroit really isnt that bad of a city
>>222236503Is this real
>>222236680that would be cruel or unusual punishment
>>222236593Kangaroo Jackin’ Off
>>222236702so?
I nominate Jared Fogle to be the first recipient of the auto lathe execution method. This replaces the woodchipper punishment as it's been deemed too merciful a punishment for chomos.
>>222236707lol
>>222236714how would it go down? like those chinese liveleak videos?
>>222236684What's so bad about Detroit?
drinking milk
>>222236763it's a bit too close to canada
THERE'S NO STOPPIN' THE INDIANS POOPIN'THEY LUV TO DROP A PLOP WIVOUT DESIGNATED PLUMBIN'IND-IANSIND-IANSONE-TWO-THREE-FOURALL THE INDIANS POOP SOME FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEVENSEND THEIR POOEY HANDS TO HEAVEN(to the choon of 'Cretin Hop' by the Ramones)
>>222236763lunchtime rowdies
Mousenonce was like 2 or 3 years of spamming
>>222236099It's just weird though because do they think orangeman is personally responsible for everything to do with FIFA and the planning around it?It would be like seething about the Olympics
>>222236438diss from ummfucking hell forgot name of filmthoroubredswas agood filmolivia ... forgot her name in foreground?
>>222236816>do they think orangeman is personally responsible for everything to do with FIFA and the planning around it?yes? he's denying visas to refs, players and fans
>>222236503c mamut
CBP have turned entire teams around already the World Cup is gonna be over before it even begins.
>>222236419wheres the man-moth?>>222236434kinda racist to call wun aztec>>222236448bad or baddie?
>>222236839Cock Ball Torture?
fifa is notoriously corrupt
We're all currently living under some sort of "regime" of some kind or another. It's very grim.
>>222236793https://youtu.be/7XBwHLD6TGU
>>222236839how else are the americans going to win? the only sports theyre best at are ones they dont let other nations compete in like the world series for baseball and stuff
>>222236833That's his immigration policy if we hosted the Olympics or any other international sport event there's going to be people who cant come, so what then should we just never host international sport events?Seems like if your issue is with the immigration policy then seethe about the policy instead of seething about a sporting event. Idk seems weird
>>222236877canada has won the WS and venezuela just won the WBC. Hell argentina beat us in olympics basketball in the 00s
>>222236880>so what then should we just never host international sport events?yes, precisely
>>222236833To be fair, that’s basically the norm. US and Soviet Olympic teams partook in mutual boycotts when they were hosted in each other’s countries. Is it really a shock that the current Israeli administration in Washington is denying entry to Iranians wishing to participate in the World Cup?
Black hole sunWon't you comeAnd wash away the rain?Black hole sunWon't you comeWon't you comeWon't you come
>>222236887thank you for proving my point that if you allow another nation to compete you lose
>>222236880what does immigration policy have to do with people coming in for a sporting event they plan to return home to their home country from
Flag football is in the Olympics now
>>222236892>Black hole
>>222236896>like the world series and stuff>canada has won the WSenglish isnt your strong point, is it, mahmet
>>222236892Perhaps the dumbest and most meaningless lyrics of any popular rock song.
>>222236911>I can play the geetar like a mother fucking G>*cue the lamest guitar solo ever recorded*
>>222236906why are you so mad? just get better
>>222236899Idk I wasn't defending the policy. Explain to me why you're against an entire sporting event that happens like every year because the president made a decision that you disagree withSeems performativeGuess we should just no longer have any sporting events at all till orangeman is out huh no fun things allowed because he did a bad thing what's your logic here
>>222236920Im mad that Im wasting time replying to an illiterate retard
>>222236911>According to Chris Cornell, the lyric came from a news report:>I had misheard a news anchor, and I thought he said ‘black hole sun,’ but he said something else. So I was corrected, but after that I thought, ‘Well, he didn’t say it, but I heard it,’ and it created this image in my brain and I thought it would be an amazing song title. It was a thought-provoking phrase, and it became that song. That was a title that came before music, so the music was the inspiration that came from the images created by those words.
>>222236911how is it dumb and meaningless?
>>222236925>Explain to me why you're against an entire sporting event that happens like every yearwhere did I say that?
if you think about it everything is dumb and meaningless
>>222236597>no squirrels doe.We have them in spades here. They always go after our figs and tomatoes.
>>222236938That's generally what people are saying that the US shouldn't host because of this
>>222236962thats nice. So where did *I* say that, retard
are you gooning? i am gooning
>>222236968Ok so it's good that we're hosting then glad we're on the same page Ass mad little freak go dilate
>>222236983where did I say I wasnt glad we were hosting, retard?
>>222236989Right so you agree with me then and theres no argument to be hadAs I said we are on the same page and in agreement. Convo over
>>222236926i'm happy you remembered the 51st state, john, but i dont see how its relevant
>>222237002that its at least half trumps fault the WC is already a shitshow? yes
>>222237003maybe reading your original post can aid you in your quest
Burger King is not bad
>>222236891Oh so the controversy is just over Iranians being denied lol I thought there was something more to it given the outrage i was reading from some people
he ate more chicken than a man ever seen
>>222237021i don't think posts saying the 51st state won an nba championship or whatever contradicts my post john
222237042ok so you really are illiterateno more (you)s for you
Imagine the stock market was called the cock market then the news would be like "cocks are down today" LOL
I'll go on Virgin Island but I don't need their touch therapy and emotional vulnerability training, I just need them to give me money to move out of my mom's house.
coomed and felt sad after im sick of being addicted to porn and jerking off
Gooned for a second time today and got so sweaty I took my shirt off and wiped my brow with it
>>222237011I don't watch soccer or much sports in general so I honestly don't really give a shit one way or another how it turns out. That's up to the FIFA people running the show not up to you or me
>>222237058Feeling bullish…
I always pick up scam calls. I fucking love fucking with them.
Another day, another controversy I lose track
i just lost 50 thousand dollars on bad gock market investments
cock marketyummm
Just read some more educated myself and learned apparently in the US there's a roving lawless secret police everywhere that randomly imprisons people. Wowza that's cool never seen that happen
just demolished a PB&J sammich
DUDE
>>222236487>a resident janny that treat it like it's their personal fiefdom.I know how that feels
I wanna go to a pub near me and watch the WC but I'll bet its gonna be nothing but numale MLS/EPL "fans"
check out yourube video of blondie performance live musikladen 1977shows blondie were a real punk band before they became commercially big
>>2222365916.75
>>222237040ans you be eatin pork and beans man>>222237182i eat wun everyday
>>222237110Do they always have an indian accent?
zoomzoom marched on the gays for gaza parade in 2023 I refuse to talk to him he should be in fucking jail FUCK YOU!!!
leonardo you are annoying
whose ready for world cup action
>>222237231Did you know that toilets are labeled WC in EVROPA
>>222237309The Turkish team is in my metro area, I've contemplated checking them out
>>222237313Cosmopolitan...
>>222237314>I've contemplated checking them outQueer
meanwhile in America
>>222237309
meanwhile, in Canada
i get lost reasing about debbie harrytime stops
>shower scene, but the person just stands in a pose in itwash your shit, i'm not buying this. scrub SOMETHING.
>>222237256No most times they're the Chinese ones actually.
In europa the toilet water has a different taste and mouth feel you can tell it is artisan and comes from traditional rustic metal wells that have been used since time memorial . And when the poop hits the water in Europa the water encompasses it with no resistance because the water isn't weighed down with artificial corn syrupsIt's just not like this in America. I can't go back to American toilets anymore
>>222237403In Europe you have to pay to use public toilets
>>222237414I thought that was only Germany
>>222237403Terroir, arsefeel…
It's amazing that MI5 figured out all you have to do to defuse the Northern Ireland thing is just frame it as Nationalist vs. Unionist and everyone stops fighting the migrants and starts fighting each other, it's amazing how retarded they are over there.
alridiss is actually mentalthe daughter of the guitarist from blondie (also debbie harry's ex-partner)and robert de niro's grandsonboth knew each othertook fentanyl-laced pills togetherand diedin 2023mental
Im not racist I have a black wallet
>>222237424I've seen it in Slovakia and Hungary too
>>222237414Americans complain about this and then think nothing of the 40-50-60% tip prompt at a self-serve restaurant
>>222237414That is because it is so much higher quality You want real handcrafted traditional toilets or do you want that fake porcelain crap that passes as a toilet in America?
european cities smell like piss because they get drunk and piss all over the place
>>222237456meanwhile american cities smell like feces because homeless people poop in the alleys
>>222237414not in uk
>>222237431De Niro’s grandson (pictured right) looks a bit troony… also his dad is Mexican…
>the toilet water has a different taste
Downtown smells like weed
>>222237338which team scored here
>>222237473youre not very bright, are you
>>222237468>he doesn't sample his toilet water before using Your loss buddy
>>222237471Vancouver?
>>222237492No calgary
>>222237471At least it no longer smells like crack
>>222237459diss truesaw dat documentary seriesforgot namebut was like a comic seriesnerdy narrator does themed episodesheavily based on kind of stuff ali g did but needy american twistand he was in new york talking about toiletsand howtheres poo everywherepeople just poo in the street in new yorkas if theyre indianand apparently its a real problemi have not wunce seen a poop in the street in londonyeh i have like behind a bush in a park once or rwicebut nevwr seen in the streetbut in new yorkpeople literally poo in the streetand its a problem
>>222237431>>222237464Ok I was just looking into it more, and that wasn’t even his actual grandson. Robert De Niro was just the Dad Who Stepped Up to the fentanyl fag’s mother; no blood relation
do you think jason from /cum/ will come back
so goshpedo is posting under the indonesian flag now
>>222237499Where else am I supposed to throw my poop? The chamber pot in my room gets full so fast
I told a black woman today that a black woman invented the telescope and she said "I know baby we's smart like that," then I told her that a black woman invented the iPhone and she said "yeah that was my auntie she deadass smart," then I told her a black woman invaded Poland in 1939 and she said, "oh baby you know it, they was askin' for it too, don't even get me started about all that," and I marveled at her wisdom, "no please, do tell," I said and sat my ass down to listen, and she said "oh no you don't! the fuck wrong wit you that's a dirty ass floor! I am NOT doin' this shit again with you crackas sittin' on my damn floor, I ain't got time for this bullshit! order a damn donut or get the FUCK outta here NOW" and I apologized profusely for offending her and gave her my order, a large iced caramel macchiato with whole milk, and a French Cruller, and she said "mhmmm, we outta crullers you want somethin' else?" and I didn't have an answer for her I really wanted a French Cruller but I checked my privilege and said, "black woman invented macchiato," and she said "i know baby," and I was amazed, all the whiteness which had accumulated within my body over centuries of white hegemony simply melted away, like butter on a stainless teel pan... After thirty minutes she came up to the counter, "MACCHIATO WHO GOT THE MACCHIATO" and I approached and she handed me my iced caramel macchiato, and I took a sip, it was like the scales had fallen off my eyes and it was like I could see for the first time... "ma'am excuse me," I said, "what" she answered, and with the burden of white supremacy no longer weighing me down I finally had the courage to ask, "would you teach me how... to wash my legs?" and she answered, "I'm on my break." Truly at that moment I could feel with a great intensity incomparable to anything I'd known under the haze of hegemonic whiteness that now seemed so unfathomably distant
not reading a word of that
you already did
When I shit I fill the toilet to the brim (with chunky, hot diarrhea).
Couples with genuine life-long interests in geek and nerd culture look like this.
>>222237532why does he look like a hybrid John cena/cody rhodes
>>222237504n**** i dinnae ken wa stepped up wiv capital letter means
>>222237532I don't think they do
So true.
tldr n****
>>222237532There's a small part of me that's literally this
>>222237528phwoaranudda good postnngtonbergization diss
>>222237545>John cena/cody rhodesIt's more Stephen Lang/Cody Rhodes
>>222237553hmm that is true, it's pretty much jim crow all over again. urkelkins can't kill yt without going to jail?? what happened to JUDGING THEM BY THE CONTENT OF OUR CHARACTER, N SHIEET???
>>222237553>FB_IMGStay there
>>222237545Looks like Simon Williams / Wonder Man to me.
>>222237558dats why you going to black christmas to get ballsdeep
>>222237570literally who
>>222237551They do. That's what actual Millennial aged lifelong geek married couples look like. The "quirk chungus" types are newcomer fake geeks who got into geek culture post-2007.
>>222237532Cody Rhodes is a giga chad with a black queen
>>222237584looks like a faggot wiva bad ake tan to me
yeah, it's a real mask off moment haha
>>222237576>dats why you going to black christmas to get ballsdeepIndeed
>>222237601That's just a regular tan, leave your room once in a while
Have you ever seen a nigga die?
>>222237584I just realized he looks like Brody Foxx
A Scandinavian economist once boasted to Milton Friedman: “In Scandinavia, we have no poverty.”Friedman replied: “That’s interesting, because in America, among Scandinavians, we have no poverty, either.”
>>222237576>black christmasGREAT movie
>>222237620I've watched gore probably not too different seeing irl
LOOK OUT HOOOONEY, CAUSE IM USIN TECHNOOOOLLOOOGYYYYYAINT GOT TIIIIME, TO MAKE NO APOOOOLOGYYYYSoul radiation in the dead of nightLove in the middle of a firefight
Get schwifty! Shit on the floor!
>>222237309can't wait for the kino
>>222237683this match was comedy gold
They invented an analogue to aspartame for fat called EPG that follows the same idea (bind to taste receptors, but can't be metabolized for calories).
Can I CUM on your SHIT
>>222237698Shut the fuck up. Don't think I've forgotten you're a sadist who takes pleasure in animals being hurt.
>>222237553
What if we mixed /CUM/ with /Brit/
/brit/?more like /shit/
>>222237720oh yeah I forget what did he post? the memory is half there for me
/shittybritty/
>>222237698Are you being paid to shill this Israeli biotech goyslop (again)
www.dedigamer.comAny of youse got mw2 and keen to play a match?
>>222237783>mw2damn I haven't played that since I was 11 years old
>>222237751A duck being hit by a golf ball.
>>222237804terriblereveals a lot about his character
>>222237801What's it like nearing thirty?
>>222237464de niros bloodline is completely fucked
>>222237813I better get a girlfriend ASAP or I'm gonna lose my shit!
>>222237823Avoid the chinese birds, 25 and an ex wife, once they latch on they don't let go. Though you may be too old for their tastes, mine was 7 years older
>>222237804Did the duck swallow it?
>>222237841>once they latch on they don't let goAnon this is what I want ideally
>>222237783i got mw2 but im not keen on getting my computer raped
>>222237869You think you want that, but you really don't
>>222237873Dedigamer are safe servers, people play on there safely all the time
Dude Alyssa Liu is my gf
>>222237884>but you really don'tI would take a 5/10 wife that is super loyal and deliberately as nice as possible to me over a 10/10 that lets me tap once
>>222237736/CumEng/
>>222237811it's FK on a proxy
>>222237949No it isn't you schizo
>>222237936Literally any man can get a 5/10
>>222237959>Literally any man can get a 5/10I have attempted this and it has not worked
>r/LegoStarWarsLeaks
>>222237959
is this a 5/10
>>222237959>>222237965I find it easier to pull 10/10s than 5/10s
>>222237948
>>222238001That's a 6
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/twWT4SHlJJg?is=UjmSGKxuVpRdUoDs
>>222238023read the title as "poopin my collar"
>>222238023Collar? ALWAYS poppin
>>222238001Boobs are hard carrying the ugly tats and hair dye
>>222238009>I find it easier to pull 10/10s than 5/10sSo do I but I still never end up pulling anything in the end.Maybe I just need a crew.
>>222238023what’s poppin
goodnight
>>222238047Personally, I find that my friends constantly drop the ball and make things harder for me with respect to women (always saying the wrong thing etc), so I work better alone. But things might be different if you aren’t friends with ick-inducing drooling autistic retards.
How about a wife but she's more like a live in whore that has to give me seccs whenever I want. No messy emotional attachment or expectations just seggs
>>222238073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIoqMOHAVIw
https://youtu.be/kxHwfTpQjpcgeg wonder if they shagged
>>222238065>I find that my friends constantly drop the ball and make things harder for me with respect to womenI'll see how my Juneteenth jaunt goes to test this. I've never gotten any action going out alone despite doing it a lot so I'll see how it goes given I'm going with two people that are very different but charming to a wide array of demographics (niggerbrained Mexican goofball and smart White Army guy).>if you aren’t friends with ick-inducing drooling autistic retards.I would never cruise with these people unless I was being their wingman tbf, it's important to compartmentalize your frens and acquaintances depending on what type of people they are.
>>222238114dont post my wife, cur
>>222238009I accidentally opened up on a 10/10 playing an arcade game by mistaking her for a man. I gave the friendly hello while putting my quarters into the machine and slapping the start button before I realized she was a very tall mixed race woman with dreads. Extremely pretty face with very full lips. She was just bewildered by my brazen approach.
tfw no local arcade
>>222227951
>>222238152You have to drive if you want to go to a good arcade.
Why so rude
You guys watching the World Cup opening today?
>>222238204only I get to post misu
>>222228525
>>222238205Now break it down by race
>>222236591それはちょっと変ですね。
>>222238205>zoomers less interested than Millennials despite being BrownerCommon Zoomer W
>>222238181I think having friends would help too
>>222238208Cool you could've said it nicely though I'm not having a great day mate
i just fixed another of my landlord's contractor's fuckup BY MYSELF because I'm sick of dealing with the run around after this hack's sloppy jobs. Fuckup didn't align the strike plate for a new door properly. 1mm off. Deadbolt scraped hard against it every time. Nearly jammed and locked me out today because it's a keyless battery powered code bullshit arrangement. I filed down the plate to fix the clearance because it would, and did, take me five minutes instead of the THREE DAYS turnaround it would take to get fuckup back here to fix his fuckup wrong and have to come back a third time.
>>222238105what drives someone to be this way
>>222238138
>>222238225Im not your mate, pal
I hate NIGGERS and JEWS!
>>222236349New
>>222238205No
>>222238242based
>>222238235literally nothing wrong with barcadesmakerspace and ragerooms are unfathomably reddit-tier tho
I hate white race traitors
>>222238223You make friends at the arcade.
>>222238257barcades are the original form of video arcade.
>>222238271the only people I ever seen at arcades are couples that the guy somehow managed to drag their girlfriend too or other guys at the bar
>>222238287Those are people. Talk to them.
>>222238242rude and hateful, imagine how a black man would feel about that
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website*
