colonies edish
no shit rorke, the noise comes from the drunk people, not the pub itself. the problem is those drunk people will spread over an area of a mile around the pub when it closes and shout/sing/scream well into the night
>>222240001>>222239992i moved in near a hotel and have made dozens of complaints about it and its guests breaking noise laws, littering, obstructing traffick, etc but they've yet to shit it down
>they've yet to shit it down
>i'm-a sorry kids. no more ice cream from luigi>the council she shut me down because-a the noise
Sitting in my incel flat seething at the normgroids enjoying their lives outside because I can just about hear them over my japanese sex cartoons and it is destroying my quality of life
outlaw alcohol
>>222240080the ice cream van in my neighborhood was a drug dealer
>>222238124president trump please send a swat team to save me from this hellhole country and let me live in new england away from these trolls in my mortgaged home in cheadle
>buy a house right by nightclub/pub on the cheap>NIMBY your way to getting it shut down>property value shoots up 20%>quick sell easy moneyIt's literally that simple
>>222240104pitiful postwish there was something i could do*looks away and keeps moving*
Rainberg has certainly put the kibosh on any mowing related plans I may have had today
>>222240104trump/maga/republicans hate new england (jealousy)
tour will be cancelled soon
>’24 Jump Street’ in the Works With Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum and Ice Cube in Talks to Return BASED
>>222240062Did you record any evidence?I simply took a video out my window at 2am and sent it to the council. Got a local officer at my house a few days later telling me they fined the place and if it happens again they will escalate the situation.
>>222240152the grass is gonna be loving this
lads...
>>222240152Grassberg stays winning Mowcels seething
>>222240174HATE it when they increment numbers in the titles of moviesShould have been called 21 Jump Street IIIAlso>2 fast 2 furiousREEEEEEEE
waiting until the neighbours are out at work then tipping a million empty cans into my recycling bin
>>222240191Always howl when celebrities like this try do the "oh btw I'm actually hot" gimmick when they're built like a fridge Nice try love but you're still munted
>>222240208shes peng lad
>>222240206ktimalways looking for way to hide my alcoholism
>>222240217She's not fat I'll give her that
>>222240230MATE you already posted this and promised you wouldn't do it again
>>222240191
>>222240241corr
i can force myself to piss even if i don't need to piss by vibrating my body in a certain way
>>222240226wish cans weren't so noisywish i didn't love cans so much
>>222240247me when i'm asked for a fun fact about myself at work
>>222240241imagine proneboning her on that floor haha
>>222240247*deprives you of water for three days*let's see your funny trick now
erm... something interesting about me is... that i'm not very interesting!
>>222240230first time seeing thislove you, crodie x
I'm black y'all
got a sticker of our harry in my coke bottle
how do I find an actual loan shark? And I’m being dead serious too I’d really appreciate any help
>>222222222
>>222222221>>222222223
i'm blacker than black
>>222240241fat jewess hog
it`sThe World Cup !!
>>222240368>poomateI can't believe we missed
>>222240392
>>222240368So close...yet so far
Anglo spirit order has arrived
>>222240313thanks crodie x
I'm so black no part of me may be sold to Anish Kapoor
>>222240368A tragedy
ok
>>222240405>this was 25 years agocant take it anymore
Sick of my measly salary being cut even further to pay for NEETs and benefit scroungers.
>>222240347Head down the local gypsy camp and ask for Mikey
>>222240436bit of an obscure post
>>222240475>NEETs and benefit scroungers.kek this is me
>>222240095Aren't they all?
>>222240475at the 40% band, consider salary sacrifice into pensionreduces ni contribs so less for scroungers, and more into your pension
>>222240479I don’t know any gypsy camps and it’s rather not deal with gypsies
nom
>>222240174Do people here remember the original series?
>>222240436we've found the vantablack nigger(not racist)
nth for the baddiedem
i am literally football crazy and chcoclate mad though
its Wednesday my dudes
Got an hour's break coming up but I won't smoke today. How to cope?
>>222240169Why?
Every lad had a subbuteo set and not a single proper game of it has ever been played
wow all that terrible eating for 3 weeks straight as actually made me fat wtf
approaching my 40s and never had sex nor been on a dateit's truly OGREi remember watching the 40 year virgin in my 20s thinking this is uncomfrotable but at least it wont be me... and then...
she's football crazy, she's football mad, I can't think of a footballer ulrika hasn't had
i'm the same age lord byron was when he died
>>222240533i didn't. mam was too poor to buy subbuteo
>>222240538How is this even possible
>>222240536How much were you eating per day?
>>222240538
>>222240552Like 5000 atleast
>>222240475so true bestie
>>222240475Not that bad. Is the 72% net or are there any other taxes?I earn roughly the same gross but give away 50% hahaa
>>222240538That’s your fault though. You have agency. I sympathise with these 20nyear old zoomers in here because they are babies still in the world but at 40 it’s all on you
can I get on PIP?
>>222240542shelley for me
is no one seriously going to help me out how I can find a loan shark? Seriously
>>222240538a film where a man's coworkers bully him into giving up all his hobbies so he can shag a used up roastie and become a step dad
>>222240561Wew do you plan on loosing the gained weight?
Little factoid
STDs almost certainly predate the medieval era by thousands of years. There is evidence for sexually transmitted infections in ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, Greece, Rome, India, and China. What is uncertain is not whether STDs existed, but which specific modern diseases were present and how they evolved over time.In fact, from an evolutionary perspective, sexually transmitted infections are probably nearly as old as sexual reproduction itself. The medieval period is relatively recent in the history of such diseases.
>>222240598You need to know a guy that knows a guy Try walking into flat roof pubs in dodgy estates and telling everyone you're very rich but just need a short term loan
i'm chocolate MAD i am
might become gay
>>222240568>grand a month in your pensionThought that takehome seemed low
im an incel but ive had sex, im also a sensitive young 25 year old boy
>>222240614I think your reading of this isn't quite right. The autist hobbies are all there as replacements for love and affection. Not a lot of point collecting toys and keeping them in their boxes when you can just shag instead, although I do concede the stepdad thing is classic cuck behaviour.
>>222240627its biweekly. we can do 24.5k annually and 7k in another account (IRA) but thats a one time deal
>>222240618mental how there are more native welsh speakers in england and argentina than in waleswhat happened
>>222240551dont know>>222240584yes and i've hit on hundreds of girls and all of them have turned me downi go out most weekends, have friends, socailise drink etc>>222240614that could be me lol weel assuming i could ever have sex
>>222240618A "factoid" is something that sounds like a fact, but is false. Similar to "humanoid" - it means human-like, but not human.Never understood why mongs keep using factoid to mean "little fact".
>>222240643I think you read it wrong
>>222240653>A "factoid" is something that sounds like a fact, but is false. Similar to "humanoid" - it means human-like, but not human.nice factoid
>>222240636ktim but I've never had sex
>>222240658no
>>222240653>North American English>a brief or trivial item of news or information.Yank brain
>>222240652Height?Post pic of body or describeGlasses?Job?
>>222240653A factoid was originally defined to mean a false statement presented as a fact.[1][2] In colloquial speech, it is often used to mean a true but brief or trivial item of news or information (which can be less ambiguously described as a "factlet").
>>222240672>A factoid was originally defined to mean a false statement presented as a fact.[1][2] In colloquial speech, it is often used to mean a true but brief or trivial item of news or information (which can be less ambiguously described as a "factlet"). Because yanks were too retarded to understand the suffix -oid
robocop real
humans are humanoid
>>222240676well that's him destroyed with factoids and logic
>>222240614he also quits his job to open a brick and mortar electronics store in 2005 lol
wikipaedos love they wikipaedia
>>222240693SCVREMAINGNKG HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>222240686
>>222240670I don’t understand what u mean then
>>222240715He's overselling that a little
>>222240715Absolutely obliterated that little spring roll
>>222240705SCREAMINGNG HAHSHSHSHAHAHHA!
>>222240716it's ok to admit you're mentally deficicient
>>222240730You could just explain again
>>222240715ACTUALLY SCreMAING SCREAMING HAHHAHAHSHAHHSHHKLAHHAHAHAHHAHAHASHA!
>>222240728thanks
who do you reckon has the biggest knob in the england wc team?
>>222240756thanks
>>222240757dont like to think about this
>>222240738mate
more of a factoid really
more of a mongoloid actually
>>222240757harry kane, retard with monster cock
https://youtu.be/Uz1sz9cc2PI
that's a nude bumare nude bums allowed
>>222240622I don’t know anyone though and I’m not rich at all
>>222240574There is a breakdown on deductions>>222240499I already do 5%, maybe I should increase it to max
>>222240791now that's a nice body!
>>222240809get a load of this hubba hubba-ass mf
>>222240715Right on the diaphragm wtf
>>222240791ruined by that horrid tattoo
>>222240802I believe they are considered 'safe for work'
2/10 would not fuck
>>222240826my eyes popped out of my head>>222240828>>222240828
glasto in a couple of weeks lads. started packing my camping stuff up yesterday
>>222240828didn't see the tattoo because I was too busy looking at the lovely bum>>222240839nah
>>222240853Don't know how people enjoy going there and doing that. I'd rather go somewhere nice and warm.
>>222240715ROARING
>>222240674Best looking woman I fucked was when I was a uni student and had no money
>>222240863get a load of this!>>222240853you going alone?
been renting since 2015. im just a rentboy
>>222240863IntergaLACTIC planetary planetary intergaLACTIC
>>222240863kafkaesk
I'm a nasty little villain ama
anyone else fixing to bust a nut this fine afternoon?
"Like a cow!"
>>222240916I'm finna bust a nutnot wanking time yetwatching the clock hands movewaiting until the afternoonwaiting to cum
it was my wife's birthday last week and we were gonna have sex and she wore my favourite dress of hers and then i felt sick cos i had 20 beers the night before and went to bed and masturbated for hours until i came four times then when she found out she got upset i did that instead of having sex with her aitah
sitting in my roomriding on broomput a nigga in a tombthey fuck he gon' do?
>>222240921me when the 15 stone lass asks me what she looks like when she's wearing her her black and white polka dot dress and is on all fours on the floor with her tits hanging out
>>222240915are you nice
>>222240957bit wordy
>>222240954nta, you're body you're choice>>222240960nasty
>>222240954i do that as well but would never admit to wanking being the reason i can't have sex
>>222240915Fave war hero?
>>222240954You don't owe her sex
Niggas here could see the pengest woman they’ve seen in their life and then just chop their own cock off because they see she has a tiny tattoo
>>222240954send her my way lad i'll fulfill your duties for you
order of vape refills arrived in the post and came with a little complimentary chocolate
like a virgin touched for the Very first time
>>222240983nelson
>>222240981*maximum stake £0.02
>>222241024wish i had a sword but i'd feel embarrassed
>>222240981chat is this real?bros out here just giving away moneyomdsthe fanum tax is next level
makes you think doesnt it
>>222241045the bookies have gone mad! they've turned into a charity!
>>222240979Wanking isn't a reason that you can't have sex
>>222241024Likkle Frieren on her tippy toes
>>222241036illegal too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T71ds94dnnMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T71ds94dnnMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T71ds94dnnM
>>22224106050/1they've lost it!gone mental!I'm going to be a millionaire!blud forgot the point of a business was to make money :skull:
>>222241065not if you're poo coloured
>>222241065nobody is illegal
>>222241061it is if you're hungover and have 4 spaffs to bbw interracial before it's even 10am
>>222241065it's not illegal if it's kept in your house
wish i could have 20 beers and 4 wanks
>>2222406745'7skinny fat but at 16-7% bf so still light ab definitionnot in my 20s but yes in my 30svariety of jobs but mostly family business
have a browse through my 4chan downloads and 90% of them are coomer bait webms i saved for no reason than i got coombaited
kek based
>>222241156Amharas need to push uppity fagry's shit in
x2 $ on special cargo sales gta online this week !!!
>>222241156they are so shameless
20% off beans on red dead online this week
not catberg's problem
space-exclamation mong is clearly avatar using
>>222241213thats a nice looking schnitzelwhats he doing to go with it
>>222241213the cat couldn't possibly balance on the stool like that when he's pouring the oil ingonna call AI on this one
>>222241223serve it to you with your side of choice :)
>>222241213mate I wish my cat could do thisthe lazy old fucker
science fiction is where currency is in creditsfantasy is where it's in gold
>Alyson Hannigan>Michelle Trachtenberg>Amber Benson mad how many jewesses were in Buffy
>>222241213that's like an entire bottles worth of oil there. wasteful berge
factoid: humans eat an average of 3 cats per year
>>222241253It's their industry afterall
>>222241251horror is when it's in dollars
>>222241275Is this real?
>>222241294rare decent yank post
>>222241300alas yes
>>222241213>>222241275I think this could be AI
>>222241275Entirely true statement but it will be lost on the dummies of /brit/.
>>222241275
>>222241156>72 year old billionaire jew does not have progressive stance on palestinewoah this is worth talking about
seen a girl i went to school with in morrisonsnightmare scenario
>>222241128Rorke’s twitter
>>222241320the trad gf
get the roki installed
>>222241329depends on how old you are and how much your lives have deviatedlet me guess, she's got kids and is looking normal, meanwhile you're still alone, a vile slug of a man?
Feeling Wotanic
>>222241329you posting from morrisons?hiding in the retard aisle?ahahahah
>>222241329Really hate that because then I have to explain why my basket contains the sort of thing a child with money would buy as opposed to a normal basket
>>222241337the reverse google image search tells me this lass is a porn star
rorke encountering someone he went to school with and immediately trying to explain his shopping basket to them
belle looking peng still
WASPI pussy
>>222241320Don't tempt me lad
>>222241383if she got rid of the braces and overly pink makeup maybe
all you need is cash
All you patriotic lads, who wax nostlagic about the good old days when "britain was taken seriously", I hope you realise that if the defense budget was cut the way the welfare services are, your beloved protectors of the realm wouldn't hesitate to stage a coup and all that parliamentary shite could go down the shitter in an instant. Yeah, your grrat role models, the guardians of your civilisation wouldn't feel a second's hesitation to impose a junta with explicit censorship and strict curfews and reinsating of the death penalty for political crimes, just like it happened in Spain and Portugal when they lost their colonies.
>>222240191Would I give her a squirt? Sure.
>>222241383Quite enjoyed that one video she did where she was emulating rapeThat was fit
*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
not a single word
>>222241385rorke shagging the nearest waspi woman at 5000mph
>>222241349no this was earlier im home now>>222241345i am a vile slug of a man but not in a way that shows on the outsidedon't think she even noticed me but all i was thinking was how pretty she is
>>222241400worth trying for a change
just snoze
>>222241383bint has had braces for like 10 years now
>>222241429u shud've shagger her
>>222241422You read it all
>>222241383Mad she grifted bath water
ngl lads would deffo lick belle's arsehole
off to the park for a wank and a fag
The year 1816 is known as the Year Without a Summer because of severe climate abnormalities that caused average global temperatures to decrease by 0.4–0.7 °C (0.7–1 °F).[1] Summer temperatures in Europe that year were the coldest of any on record between 1766 and 2000,[2] resulting in crop failures and major food shortages across the Northern Hemisphere.[3]
>>222241474why?
>>222241440You are mentally stunted aren't you? Like seriously disturbed.
helen parr cass hamada sex arse double pack
>>222241474gay if you wouldn't
It's really ridiculous that retards and long-term welfare recipients aren't sterilised.
angry little irish fella lmao
>>222241474Me tooNow what to do with my break? I aren't smoking
the berge
Been tormenting AI recently. Giving it sudoku puzzles it can't solve and then berating it
>>222241506Haha, great troll!
>>222241527lovely posture
a factlet for you: doing a poo rn
poooid
Been letting this paddy mong think he’s got one over on me lately but when I take over the world trust me he’s getting connected to the rape machine
Are you a Declan Donnelly man or an Anthony McPartlin geezer
SEX 42: IN THE OFFICE
>>222241600we're all mulherners
>‘It was so terrifying’: care workers tell of being trapped at home by Belfast mob>“To me it was a very peaceful place until yesterday,” she added. “Like it really changed my mind. It is just too much, I felt like maybe I’m just giving up, like maybe it’s high time I go home.”Mental how it actually works
>>222241600personally i think they make a good team - both, for me!
sex 43: up me arse
how is it chinese wife
>>222241616Not really that mental at all when you think about itThink I’d fuck off too if someone set fire to my gaff
>Across town, in east Belfast, off Newtownards Road, several houses had been boarded up, while burned debris littered the streets.>Romanian and Sudanese families were among those who had had to leave their homesWhy are there so many Sudanese people in Belfast anyway?
>>222241613Mad how Mulhern is definitely their son that was created after they docked willies one night
>“There was a mob out on the street and the police … were actually chased out of the street. How can you have guns and stuff, and there’s somebody chasing you out of a street?”Africans shocked that in the west it's not acceptable to gun down your citizens
>>222241660It's all a plot to genocide the white race
mad how we had a king called king cunt
>>222241616>>222241660>>222241680why not just post the whole article while you're at it mate
>>222241660Not a lot of Irish is there so they needed to ship in more economic unitsQuite simple really.
>>222241680...which you were constantly condemning
beef and horseradish bap down the hatch
>>222241693don't forget about gyrth godwinson
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>>222241694Omds n'bungo you are SEETHING
>Important. The Daily Mail has just revealed that the Belfast knife attack suspect was granted asylum in Britain under a controversial 'fast-track' scheme, introduced by Reform's Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman.this country is going to fall for it again
almost 1the /pol/ lads have woken up and they are not bloody happy
>>222241759Why did Farage let those morons join his party
>>222241759Rorke, mate… the gdp went up you flaming bigot
>>222241770qrd?
>>222241680Also, in Belfast gunning down citisens was the norm for decades.Also, the juntas in Africa were always supported by the uk arms and funds.
BAME just got on the busCan you guess what he’s doing with his phone?Just guess
was talking about girls with this black fella I work with and he was telling me how he's regularly approached by married women or women with partners who basically throw themselves at him without needing to be chatted up first and are down to shag immediately but the thing is even he was saying how bleak it was that girls are willing to do that and how he cant even trust females any more, even he has been blackpilled
>>222241778cause he's the same
>>222241803unsubtle cuckpost
https://nitter.net/lil_doza/status/2064946840278048923ngubu gon do nothin mmm x
>Iconic Bristol shipyard REMOVES Great Britain from name to 'represent diversity'why are they still doing thiswoke is over now
>>222241795respecting his fellow passengers and definitely not shouting in bunga bunga?
>>222241795should have gone and taught them how to text while you were out colonising the world, would have saved A LOT of headaches (example: one i have right now thanks to some pajeeta with the worlds most shrill voice)
Is this freak just posting his entire twitter feed one at a time or something
The possibility of seeing the ending of the Turner Diaries happening IRL is keeping me going
just seen an absolutely massive lad. must have been at least 6'5" and obese. took up the whole pavement.
>>222241827>woke is over nowBoomers haven't got the message yet
>>222241829Unfortunately not. The nigger had his phone on speaker and was shouting down it in his native tongue. Not sure why it was on speaker at all when he was holding it half a centimetre from his ear.
>>222241706>>222241792zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>222241848asdas top goy
>>222241853that's a first...
shoving fistfuls of slugs and millipedes up my shit pipe
>>222241826Honestly they had to do thatHe's stood there goading them on making a video trying to show they're all bark no bite Basically trying to mug them offThe fact all he got was a little shove was a remarkable display of restraint
>>222241881keep up the good work
sweaty african girls
>>222241890>remarkable display of restraintnot hard if you have a frontal lobe
>>222241897
>>222241913
>>222241827all the diversity officers have to justify their continued employment
