england edition
We are supporting Wales in the world cup team, my homeland.
accidentally applied for a job and got an interview and attended the interview and got an offer and accepted the offer and worked there for 3 years and got headhunted for another job and worked there for another 3 years and now it's too late to go back to being a neet
Welsh flags are back on /sp/
>>222247168Then I suggest using anki for the kanji and checking out DJT
Girls Love Virgins
So what was it exactly that caused rorke to change SO drastically?
>>222247193>tattoosfucking gross
>>222247226something rewrote his rulebook
>>222247228Dua is gorgeous
>>222247226higher interest rates
>>222247193
>>222247222Knew a girl at uni who had a bit of a reputation for devirginating lads
ah great another month of the country dribbling along to their chosen wog mercenaries kicking a ball into a net
>>222247193Cor the things I could do to that picture of a woman using an ai image editor with no safety guardrailsPhwoar
Mad how Russia is still disqualified from fifa
Do you find it painful when the dentist uses that scraper thing?
>>222247214I already use ANKI. I play on downloading the grade 1/JLPT level 5 Kanji decks shortly once I am a little more confident with kana
black bussy
>>222247222what's source of the fit half naked girl being ksised by that weird guy who stuck hsi tongue out before he even got to her mouth>>222247246gorr she do you too?
>>222247235Something rewired his brain...
>>222247193thought she was kosovan?
im a nazi
>>222247226He opened up to ChatGPT and finally found someone who understands him
>>222247254:/
start doing THIS
>>222247275>she do you too?No no haha I was too incelious even for her
>White working-class boys most let down by education system, new figures show
>>222247293now his arms look tiny
>>222247275Emily Black and yes she does have an onlyfans no she doesn't fuck black men.
>>222247248fuck up rorke you miserable toad
>>222246768>playing in the parkCloser to "plays in the park" with the nuance of it being a regular occurrence that the cat plays there
had an extremely long arse wank with a new prostate toy this morningever since then each piss i've taken i've shaken all the piss out but when i've sat down a cheeky extra bit dribbles out into my pants
>>222247293Another short king loses his wings…
>>222247298Leftypols battle against the billionaires is really paying off
>>222247298ktim
>>222247293could this work for penis size?asking for my mate here >>222247300
what's poppin rorke, time to jam with your DJ X
>>222247226
a welshman is dead due to Englands immigration system INDEPENDENCE NOW#CYMRURYDD
Do you lot shave your pubes, and if so how often
Britishers melting in Yankland
>>222247193Why post a middle aged woman?
Are you prostitute, maam?
ちんちんと金玉もあるね
Going on a first date tonightMight go as the white Jamaican character this timeYeah I think that's the one
>>222247348whenever i trim my beard i give pubestein a buzz so about once every couple of weeks
>>222247380looks like a child
>>222247366I looked up the Raymond James stadium and it's in FloridaI've been there and yeah it is hot
>>222247348not much point cos i'm an incel x
Why is it so cold?
>>222247345Who’s arse is that?
>>222247388ktim
>Belfast Protests: Rioters Share 'Hit List' Of Migrant Homes As Unrest Grows Violent In Northern Ireland
>>222247437i don't knowhold me
>>222247348every week with a double edged razor
Collecting my pube mites in a jar for experimentation
/brit/ supports Scotland this World Cup
>>222247388I can read this and know what it means you know
>>222247366wish i had friends and money and things to do haha
>>222247446Right well this is a bit muchCouldn't we just stop at burning a bus and throwing some bottles around?
>>222247446got sent home from toil early for the THIRD night in a row todaybased protestant rioters and facebook rumour spreaders
i trim my pubes personallyit's unsightly to have an elephant trunk hanging between your legs
>>222247446Based
>>222247321And your theory is that the prostate play altered your bladder system somehow?
I could really use a piss right now piss right now piss right now
have a landing strip me
>>222247348i do the willy area once a fortnight because it gets in the way when i need a wee. for my bum i have it once a week. i like that tingling feeling afterwards especially when it rubs between my arse cheeks
Personally I wax my pubes so it looks like a little boys down there
i wonder what this lad is doing now
going to lay down and maybe naptoil for a bit if that's ok?
GCHQ lurking...
Used to trim my pubes when there was any chance of me getting laidWaste of time and effort these days
>>222247531screaming in his face
>>222247473It needs to be savagely burned into everyone's minds that the migrants/racists are the baddies and not the people who opened the borders to the third worldARRGH MIGRANTS GRAHH RACISTSRAARRRRGH FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>222247531we all know it's you
Do you guys do smiley as :) or (:
he's been doing it since 2024 lmao
Leftypol using watashiRorke using wagahai
>>222247193BUILT for BIG ARYAN COCK
>>222247563:3
Set sail for the new
>>222247438doechii
>>222247321I hate that cheeky extra bit that's why I push up on my perineum I think its called when I finish pissingIt's that bit between bum and bollocks
>>222247580you're gay
>>222247552Agree, the ones to blame for most wrongs in the world are billionaires and zionists.
>>222247599The gooch
Why can’t yanks get a president like Georg washington again
>>222247599what do you do if you are performing a piss in a public toilet at a urinal?
>>222247275>gorr
>>222247471じゃ見せてくれないか?
>>222247552Those people are untouchable unless you do a luigi mangione and no one wants to make that sacrifice
>>222247604It's ridiculous. For every migrant they chase out of the country, 3 more arrive. These anti-immigrant protests must be even more hijacked by MI5 than the pro-migrant ones.
when I piss I just stand there for an extra 30 seconds to a minute after I'm done and a second piss comes out
>>222247348Shave my shaft and trim the bit round the top
>>222247581^_^
>>222247630I don't think they can mate
Having some fish finger sandwiches x
>>222247649when i piss it gets all over the bathroom floor no matter what
wokeness won
>>222247619Add a sound effect
so cold my nipples have gone all hard
>>222247531probably watching frasier
How far does your pubic hair extend up your shaft
>>222247669its over
Stacy's mumHas got it Going onShe's all I Want andI've waitedFor so longStacy can't You see you'reJust not theGirl for meAll I wantIs I'm in Love withStacy's mum
>>222247675Fell asleep with the window open yesterday afternoon and my nipples were so hard they were painful
Has the race war started?
OLLY OLLY OLLY
>>222247675put them on the radiator
>>222247669Athletics is a celebration of the human body
still baffled by this warningno ponies were posted
>>222247700No, now piss off
is that lola young?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlVPVLjqNbE
>>222247682about half way
don't think i can post here anymore now that /sp/ has split flagsneed them to do that here
>>222247446 If we start sending immigrants home, Ireland is going to become very crowded indeed.They’re everywhere!
>>222247722Wow rude
Mihai- PatriotHomealone - PatriotMikey - PatriotHeatherpaedo - VampireEmmett - NationalistSpaino - Mental retardMousey- EugenicistEmployed Woman - A scary manCanslad - RetardEmmayank - RetardLeftypol - TraitorBelgiumnonce - VampireGingernonce- VampireRorke- Next Level Moses
>>222247718Janny drunk with power
>>222247718Miscarriage of justice
>>222247669Were you the mong in that /sp/ thread?
>>222247718probably why it was just a warningdirect pony posts are a 3 dayer. no question.
>>222247740no i got it from /t&f/
Has a woman ever truly loved you?
got a pizza meal from co-op2 pizzas and 4 beers for £6pizza is pretty yummy actually
sorke
>>222247668Same and I live in a place with wall to wall carpet every room. Kitchen. Bathroom. Love my boomer landlord but what was he thinking
>>222247755not at 9 quid for a litre and a half
got a little pony in me pants
Sir Swedish Webm Poster
>>222247647>It's ridiculous. For every migrant they chase out of the country, 3 more arrive.wtf are you talking about, what are they supposed to do? vote? with the women?
>>222247761Yes and I broke her heart. It was grim as hell.
>>222247759yeah that's /sp/
Sir Keir Rodney
>>222247762That's a retardedly good price
hope the lovely webcam lad will be enjoying an excellent knights cider and vodka drink combo today xx
>>222247761How does that happen then?
>>222247193Is it true that all british women are ugly because the vikings stole all the attractive women
>>222247799Yeah thinking I might pop back up and get a couple more
>>222247821the vikings moved herethey didn't take any of ours back with them
>>222247795thought you were talking bout something specific x
>>222247779Don't rate him at all
Good deal tbf
>>222247755lager is shit
>>222247762are the 'zas good at this price?
watching misogynist content on Rumble. it not right
>>222247857how come?
>>222247875
>>222247792Why did you do that then?>>222247817What do you mean?
I can’t die
>>222247857i would scran the first four in one evening if steaming and have a small bowl of ice cream after
>>222247254why would there be safety guardrails in that picture
>>222247857this pic is years old
>>222247839seems unlikely, I will true the korean girl who told me vikings stole all the attractive british women instead
>>222247887ktim
>>222247790Peaceful protest at the actual place where they decide to let in millions of immigrants would be a good start. Most of the migrants didn't come here to rape and murder, they're just taking the opportunity of a better life for themselves and their family. Who can blame them?But why do actual killer rapist psychos get let in? How does that help Britain? These are questions not for innocent migrants, but for the people in charge of keeping psycho rapist savages out of the country.
>>222247893>>222247898Good deal tbf
>>222247866Yeah they're not bad at allwww.coop.co.uk/products/co-op-stonebaked-thin-and-crispy-pepperoni-pizza-327gI got two of these but there was plain cheese ones too
>>222247817bwc innit
>>222247927not badthat certainly looks scrannable especially if you customise it with ingredients at home
Oven pizzas mog takeaway pizzas
why is pirate radio illegal
need a browser extension that filters out negroes
>>222247884I didn't realise how deep she was into me until it was too late. Then she found out by accident that I didn't have those kind of romantic feelings for her, after I basically led her on by not telling her how I felt.It wasn't that she was ugly either. She was a liar and a manipulative person, and quite high maintenance. Can't be doing with those games.
Odds: watch game at the pubEvens: buy four pack and watch at home Dubs: JD with a mixer
>>222247962their hooks provide a safety hazard of electrocution when changing lps and on the control desk etc
>>222247991really?
Here are some stoats.Stoats belong to a group of animals called mustelids, which includes badgers, honey badgers, otters, weasels, pine martens, etc.Mustelids are carnivores and they're based.
>Police officer, 19, dies from crash injuriesmad that you can be a police officer at 19
>>222247978It's alright mateOnce got accused of wanking in my flatmates bedroom at uni because I spurned her the precious year
radio luxembourg playing sematary nightcore back in the 50s
>>222247998being a carnivore is not based
>>222248008why is that mad?
>>222247985Get the pints down ya
>>222248015was actually watching a video about radio veronica which covered my area
>>222248022too young isn't it
>>222248015don't know what this means
chicken and chips for tea x
>>222248008theyre scraping the barrel. theyre on the ropes. they cant hack it. the attrition. is destroying them. theyre compromising. its over
smashing my pc hard drives open with a hammer and slicing my bellend off with the disk like a pizza slicer
>>222248047runt
>>222248051no you're not be quiet
found out a youchewber i watched as a kid killed himself years ago :/he was only 26
>>222247955no they don't
ok when does winter startsick of this heat
>>222248047i bought a rotisserie chicken from tesco intending to do something sensible with it earlier in the week but instead just got steaming and ate the entire cooked chicken cold seasoning little mouthfuls with salt or nandos spicy salt
>>222248087nigga what heat
pinching my foreskin shut in the chuck of a cordless drill and running it on the highest setting until my cock twists off
YEW TUBE DOT COM SLASH TIM WESTWOOD TV*explosion sound*
>>222248075You fool
>>222248095henry viii ahh meal
>>222248095lmao you fat cunt
>>222248087freezing where i am lad what are you on about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMvJ83XpGoI
>>222248074who was it
>>222248087literally just had the heating on
>>222247962Government rents out space on the radio spectrum basically
>>222248137Living in the upside down
chippy for tea x
The rain and cold weather is making my mood dip again
because YouTube is where the poop is
>>222248166Abloo bloo bloo, your poor wickle man
>>222248074I used to watch this yank lass on twitch, she had a small community, only about a dozen of us. Sometimes we'd meet her bf and say hi to him. She was very sweet and quite funny. I drifted off and got into other stuff and basically forgot about them. Then I saw some news story about how she'd run off with a semi-famous political streamer bloke and her boyfriend had followed them and tried to shoot them through a window of their hotel room with a shotgun, hitting her but not seriously wounding her. Then the cops took him out. It was mental reading about that.
Had a funny idea where pretty much we rape everyone on earth and kill them
>>222248161you realise you’re upside down to us as well
>>222248174fuck you and fuck SPAGHETTI
right time to get on the bokkles and tins
>>222248163too spenny
>>222248163what did you get
>>222248197grim alkie cunt
>>222248192So right side up is what you're saying
can you stop talking about alcohol im not allowed any
>>222248213Aw did your mummy ban you?
Today, I feel an immigrant
>>222248201fish and chips small curry small gravy x>>222248200£19.00
cats would probably smoke if they knew how. little cunts are always darting off outside
Some people visited my flat today when I wasn't thereThey had my implicit consent but it still feels like a violation
>>222248213on antibiotics are you
>>222248229>£19Rip off
Not a fan of ZOGbots tbqh
>>222248235you wake up at 5am and ask chatgpt if a football manager is a dog or cat person?
>>222248144i watched this video
>>222248235you alright mate?
>>222248264Living the high life
>>222248269good wasn't it?
Nigel please, hoover the floor.
>>222248189not very nice x
why did Scobie wank the willy?
Might head to New Malden to see if there's any sexy Korean ladies
>>222248229lovely lovely dinner, hope you enjoy xx
>>222248151https://www.youtube.com/@TheEnd004500watched his bf1943 vids in like 2010. he joined yank marines out of high school and ended his channel for it, then went into private military contracting in 2017, then topped himself february 2020a few days earlier jan 2020 he was tweeting about coming back and asking for video ideas
Shut that upside down cunt right up, won't show his face for weeks after that
Right, time for day two of trying to work Linux after my main HDD shat the bed and had to be replaced. I miss windows 7 already. All my games were on there. Any gamers in? Imagine all your save games, all of them, gone overnight. That's me.
The guys who intervened to stop the Belfast attack were Irish Catholics. The guys burning houses and cars are Proddies.The attacker was Sudanese, a member of the RSF militia, which is funded and armed by the government of the UAE, which in turn gets the arms it gives the the RSF from the UK government.Think on that maybe rorke.
>>222247366State of english hooligans nowadays
>>222248310(my head emerges from the soil like a mole and bites your ankle)
>>222248346not exactly hooligans are they
Mad. Men.
>>222248341>a member of the RSF militiaAnd lefties will still say it's racist to send him home
>>222248367thats a mad woman though
TYRONE WATCH OUT
literal billionaires getting fish and chips for tea
>>222247884That is the best webm ever
>>222248369saw a picture in here of him reclining in what looks like a penthouse apartment, youtube recommendations were on his tv, cat videos all over the shop
rorke could never learn to whistle really loudly like when you put fingers in your mouth
genuinely don't know what ziedbelg and heatherfungus are talking about anymore
>>222247839Yes they did
>>222248389sent that looky looky man spiralling
>>222248367
so
>>222248192Ahhh, you're english
>>222248341based prods
What's your favourite goyslop?
>>222248339>hdd>2026deserved
>>222248395What about this then?
£19 is lots for chippy but it is nicegravy is watery THOUGH
>>222248362Yeah, my point exactly>>222248341Rorke is allergic to historical thinking
It's Wayne's world Wayne's worldParty timeExcellent(Watching Wayne's world)
>>222248391You can get frozen battered fish from Tesco, £2 for 4 fish.1.5kg of chips, couple of quid.Mushy peas 30p a can.So let's say you get 8 portions of chips off that 1.5 kilo bag. You get 8 fish for £4. You get 2 portions of mushy peas per can so get 4 cans.Total spent: £7.20For 8 (admittedly small) chippy meals you can do easily and quickly with an air friar.Less than a quid a meal.
>>222248466don't know
nth for the gyaldem
>>222248339pop the drive out and into an enclosure and get them
>>222248484Don't understand what is said
you don't know me
>>222248508Follow your leader and kys
weird
>>222248531ching chong ching chong me rike big whitu penisu
coughing up vantablack slugs that leave sticky tar-like residue
>>222248534powerful image, japan will be one to watch
Supposed to be making pasta bake for dinner but I'm so fucking tired and lazy I've been back and forth from the hospital non stop for the last 3 days and walking dogberg and doing shopping to get her things she wants and doing washing and hoovering. Fucking knackered. Think I've talked myself into getting some deliverooslop for dinner
>>222248561
>>222248528Might try that. Got a Fallout New Vegas save that's been going for hundreds of hours. Might just get into different games now I'm on Linux though. Too much hassle installing all those mods.
>>222248500Party on, Wayne!
>>222248563Kek, why do such blunt, unrefined attempts at humour make me laugh?
>>222248560he's been buckbroken by the janny so now he has to do it in threads about to get pushed off page 10 or he gets bannedkek
England win the WCBut at what cost...
>>222248586Party on Garth!
>>222248580Your gf had the appendicitis or something wasn't it? You're a good bloke looking after her.
so which team are the goodies and which are the baddies
>>222248531Okay but surely you'll understand this one?
>>222248586Party on Garth *looks a bit perplexed at the crowd*
>>222248605imagine how insufferable we'd all be if we actually did get it
>catching up with the nicopokie VODs>she's painting her baton blackscr
>>222248580Lazy slop eating cunt. Enjoy your human meat.
>>222248625Yes. I still prefer the first one.
>>222248634what a big boon that would be for multicultural england, just when its started to come in for unfair criticism
LET A BLACK MAN DO IT HE'LL SCORE
>>222248642?
>>222248624goodies:englandscotlandaustraliabaddies:the rest
>>222248605Hopefully the heroes are bamesThat'll shut rorke up
>>222248651yeah just like that
>>222248625Performative couples give me the ick. Notice they're always young too
Yank plastic paddies are more Irish than the proddies of east Belfast
>>222248656mexico is neoliberalyou don't know what your on about do you
>>222248642autistic freak unironically
>>222248657um
OK everyone shut up for a month, it's world cup time
>>222248623Yh cheers, she was hoping to come home today but infection not gone and in a lot of pain and also hasn't done a shit yet which apparently is a prerequisite to being allowed to leave, guess they want to check if it's mostly blood. Worst is over, hoping to bring her home tomorrow
>>222248696amlo and that jewish bruja are pretend socialistssame as labour
>>222248693I get along well socially with normies tho
the ball, has it been kicked? and where is the man in all of it?
Country music for an intro? Fuck off
>>222248643Vegetarian so human cheese at the very worst :)
>>222248727>>222248727
>>222248662That DEI attitude cost us the Euros didn't it? Remember? They missed those penalties? And that lad was in here after saying he lost his entire friend group because he shouted the gamer word in the pub when we lost
Ate all the pate in less than 6 hours awardFattest cunt going award
>>222248747Dunno don't do politics mate
>>222249921Would surgically attach my lips to her sweaty leaking undercarriage
