breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching Barcelona F1 Grand Prix on sky sports F1 on my tv via sky stream in home edish
>>222340698I wonder what Tim dreams about at night
just had a greggs sausage roll lads
>>222340706excellent glasses
>>222340715scr
>>222340698goodness me he's gotten fucking fat
>>222340698bet he walks around his room at night when the carebames aren't looking
>>222340708greggs sausage rolls should be reserved exclusively for the over stimulated pre autistic toddlers of single mums on benefits . it has to be eaten in a buggy that's too small for them and with one hand on a greasy ipad. and they're obliged to scream bloody murder while they're boarding the bus
>>222340739evocative post
Hate it when I post in the old because I'm several posts behind. Happens to me once a day at least. Ought to get a clue really.
getting my pilot's license soon lads x
>>222340706his broken revitive cable
Woke up hungover again award
why do so many musicians die in aircraft crashes
>>222340754just stop posting on 4chan your life will improve drastically its that fucking simple la x
>>222340776helicopters and small planes are much more dangerous than commercial flights
>>222340770after what happened they should really have taken his camera from him
>>222340792it's a free country
>>222340776money makes people feel like the world is a safe place. this is the temptation of eve from the bible
it was me who told timmy he needed to post those pictures so that someone from american could save himdumb fucking dole dosser
wish i lived in an underwater bunker
>children cant use social media nowliterally 1984
>>222340799imagine the kind of rage he goes in if they try
>>222340826he doesn't do shit. he'll call them sunshine and whine like a baby.
>>222340825probably will lead to fewer trannies
>>222340825 Though wise men at their end know dark is right,Because their words had forked no lightning theyDo not go gentle into that good night.
>>222340825why can't they just address the elephant in the room and kick out all the pakis instead of doing stupid shit like this?
Do you think going insane is inevitable if you get on in years and have absolutely no one in life?I mean once the parents are gone, no pals, no wife, no kids, no extended family keeping an eye on you. It must be very hard to keep it together mentally. Any time you go outside you come face to face with everything you don't have. How would such a person remain sane?
>>222340848dont know what the hell youre blathering on about
>fewer
Ahhhh moshi moshi??
>>222340853at a certain age, a man without a family is a bad thing
>>222340853you got us lad. this thread is keeping me sane.
>>222340853*fewer
>>222340781
>>222340853You lot are already insane and I hope you get put in straitjackets and monitored by people in white coats
>>222340854starmer's a goner
>>222340861alri
Jackin and wackin it to Olivia Rodrigo
>>222340821alri andrew ryan from bioshock
raping a cock with my arse
I’m 24 if I become gay how likely is it I can find an old rich man and suck his dick and stuff and then ask him for £10,000Only £10,000 I’m not being greedy I just need that
Morning /Brit/ team
Not sure how the youth will react to this ban. Social media is their entire lives.
>>222340889hang this in the louvre
>>222340902You don’t have to be gay to suck a dick
>>222340854Starmer's a gooner
>>222340825Everything except Bluesky is banned. The left-wing activist app. Very curious....
before i had a smartphone i used to sit at work drawing little pictures on my notepad but I'd have to try really hard not to draw dicks in case someone saw it
>>222340907Your trip is wrong
>>222340922more like the left wing placation app
>the ban will come into place in spring 2027So essentially a new PM will take his place before that and reverse this
>>222340922This isn't a right wing conspiracy you mong it's about total control. They aren't trying to take your pepes away they want a full database of what everyone is doing online to pump into palantir. Fuck me you're stupid.
>>222340929Oh yes thanks for letting me know
Olivia O'Lovely for me
>>222340935Post a vocaroo for us x
actually hate like 90% of the people in this country
>>222340922isn't bluesky highly moderated tho
>>222340928One time I spent quite a long time at work writing out a very large and elaborate "FUCK THIS" in my notebook which my boss for some reason went through and found and asked me if there was anything wrong. I was just like "nah, having a bad day" when in actual fact I wanted to kill myself
>>222340934So why didn't they ban bluesky too then, leftypol? If it's about total control they would've banned it too, that's what "total" means.
fucking wish they banned social media when I was a teenager i would’ve turned out normal
I dunno why I am so bad at life.
This is leadership.
>>222340955I spent my formative years on an anime forum
>>222340955I found 4chan when I was 13 so this wouldn't have made a difference to me
>>222340949It's crawling with nonces apparently
they need to ban m y arse being bl acked!!!
when I was a teenager all we had was myspace and could only use it at home not on smart phone so didn't really have a problemexcept people at school getting into drama about the top 8 friends
they actually changed the letters mid-match HOLY SHIT
And on cue, the BBC rolling out bereaved parents to explain why this is a good idea.I’m supposed to feel bad because you’re a shit parent
>>222340953It will be banned, but average people dont have a clue what it is so it's not named in the article.
basically what's happening is that, being unable contain the effects of rampant neoliberalism they unleashed, every government in the world is clueless and overreaching with totalitarian instincts to claw back legitimacy but can still only do it half hearted because of the aforementioned neoliberalism that hollowed them out decades agoreap what you sow etc
rokre's whip
>>222340952scream
>>222340989Is this rokre in the room with us right now?
>>222340989rolling rapewagon
>>222340978I don’t understand why signal and WhatsApp get a pass, what’s to stop children being at risk on there
>>222340973scr
Imagine the smell.
>>2223409762-2 was a very soulful result for this match. Would be cool if Japan won but the 2-2 was nice.
Will this social media ban mean the end of transgenders?Since the paedos will no longer be able to groom teenagers into becoming trannies?
>>222341002They can't actually ban them
would be good if the government did something that benefited me :/
What's your blood type?
>>222341002Different and ongoing battle to get unencrypted access to encrypted messaging apps. Whole thing will fall apart if they try to lump it in so they'll continue that one elsewhere. Of course it means there will just be massive whatsapp groups of 14 year olds cyber bullying each other and posting incoherent gen-a memes and porn
>>222341023No idea
>>222340970par the course for anything leftypol related
>>222341006Coorrrrrrperfect arse that is
youtube though? not exactly a dangerous website is it
>>222341023Gay negative
>Until this week, the host nation, the United States, had been at war with the country.Were the US actually officially at war with Iran? Did they have a vote that I missed? Usually the proper way to declare war is to ensure most of the politicians support it first
>>222341048You might trip and fall down the alt-right pipeline and become an evil nazi that thinks maybe infinity bomalians is a bad idea and believes in not letting pakis rape everyone
>>222341048just restricted access i imagine. only able to watch stuff specifically tagged as child friendly. all the innocuous brain rot creators they watch will just use these tags for future uploads.
>>222341023zeppole
"The below"Can't stand this fucking phrase. Always get email telling me to "peruse the below".Why can't these dickheads talk normally.
>>222341023Mars
>>222341070Please find attached xyz
>>222341075fucking spat coffee everywhere lmao this will never not be funny
>>222341077fucking spat coffee everywhere lmao this will never not be funny
imagine if kier starmer did a speech on tv but it was really small and low quality so nobody could see
spitting a coffee
might just stop doing anything
>>222341091and his voice was pitched really high up as well
I support the social media ban as it brings us a step closer to a cyberpunk world
Centrelink office in Wagga Wagga
got so fucking fat through no fault of my own
note to self uganda be kidding me does not survive contact with reality unless you want to watch a perfectly good conversation suffer a catastrophic flatline
bruce off to centrelink to get his bennies
>>222341103corr getting my cenno tomorrow lads can't wait, might get a half gram of coke and hit up the bawdy house and all
>>222341127In English, please, Bruce?
>>222341112cyberpunk wouldn't ban social media, if anything their basically anarcho-capitalist taken to its absolute extreme
>>222341138I expect to receive my Centrelink payment tomorrow, gentlemen, and I am looking forward to it. I may purchase a small quantity of cocaine and visit a brothel.
>>222341139Ok I don’t know what that word means
Get the thumbnails blurred or removedBlock the coomer AI adsSatisfy your internet addiction while taming your porn addictionGet it done lads
>>222341138i shall be receiving my government benefits payout tomorrow, whereupon i speculate i may spend said payment on a small quantity of cocaine and pay a visit to a brothel
well i don't use social media but it hasn't done me any good
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781350037523769.webm
>>222341149sorry to hear that lad
Do you guys ever end up buying something you don’t want in the corner shop? I go in and I can’t decide what I want and I don’t want the guy to think I’m stealing because I’m taking so long so I just pick something random
>>222341166No I dont support biomass businesses and also dont go into a shop unless I need to buy something from that shop
When social media was spinning up I was like 10 or 11 so it would have been the MySpace / Bebo era. I remember everyone in my year setting up a Bebo account and thinking to myself well I don't really want to because I don't actually have many friends. The page would just be a monument to my lack of pals.
>>222341156Just not real though is itDemonic Jewish lies to get the goyim to become nihlistic
>>222341156how can black holes have mass? they're spacetime gravity distortions. gravity has no mass
>>222341178ktim basically, i did eventually get on facebook but it was a token effort if anything and i never had more than 40 or so friends on it
>>222341166all the time. it's the way they lay it out making everything so enticing and they always have weird brands that make me instantly curious and im also really tight with money so i wont get a lot of them. mumberg always said i could only get 1 thing
these social media companies combined are worth trillions and trillions of dollars and you’re telling me they couldn’t lobby this government to not do this ban?they obviously are happy for it to go through but why? They are all about constant growth, massive data collection, behaviour profiling and influencing the YOUTH so why would they be okay with banning all under 16s from their site unless they have something else up their sleeve
>>222341191because gay science mumbo jumbo. because the bbc gay science thing must be sucked by the gay science thing and gay science thing is this way because of gay science. I'm gay
>>222341166Yeah, all the time. I like going in to have a look. But I feel like a wanker if I walk out without buying anything.
>>222341178I had myspace in my emo era but dont really remember what it was like i just vaguely recall you could pick a song to play on your home page but everyone moved to facebook because you could poke people and throw sheep
>>222341204this is why kier is based
>>222341206alri professor brian cocks
Britain is a jewish terror regime and a ZOG colossus that simply has to be destroyed. The British state doesn't need to exist. The White race does.
>>222341220roar
drinking FAR too early got a meeting at 10:30 and now have to suck a coffee to sober up
>>222341204It’s probably a fair trade off for them, they lose out on being able to influence the youth but in return every single account on their platform will now be linked to a real world ID which is massive for them
Used to play this on GameCube, might find it a cheeky emulate
>>222341039In prison, perhaps.I need a woman where my banger can actually fit without complaint.
Brian Cocks middle name is Ben.Brian Ben CocksBBC= science is gay bwo propaganda
> White British children are minority at one in four schools - Department for Education figures follow predictions that white Britons will be a minority in the next 40 yearsNot true m8 is a conspiracy theory
Bloody mum has 'helped' my brother move in to my place by essentially helping herself to some of my stuff for him. The kitchen is the worst, she's basically took the whole kitten car poodle.Said it's the least I can do since she gave me so much of her stuff when I moved out.Pissed off, but I'm the idiot for letting her do it really.
>>222341266thats a good thing
>>222341266Give it a rest rorke, you've only just woken up!
Kind of interesting that most mental people are unaware that they're mental.Kind of makes you think doesn't it?
>>222341266Lol
>>222341281>just woken upTime for breakfast
>>222341301Soulless, inedible, disgusting
>>222341259you could fill an ocean with the amount of cum i have produced looking at this womanshe's like AI but in real life
>>222341266leftypol overjoyed the country is becoming more religious, conservative, traditional, and bigoted for some reason
>>222341266so what?
>>222341292the man who appears at night insists that I seem normal to him so I'm probably fine
bit surreal that oliver tree news innit?not going to pretend I didn't find him repellant but still... rip and that
no proper milf threads on gif anymore, just the same momcest bullshit with wannabe ackting from the same like 4 boring bitches or regular porn with young women and cringe captions. sad!
*makes a big grunting noise like Frankenstein's monster*
>>222341334um
>>222341313the final british struggle will be between mixed race right wing gay porn squads and white transgender salafis
walt whitman really looked the part, unlike thoreau who just looked like a virgin. don't like whitman's poems though they're disgusting
>>222340825Stupid and pointless. They'll just start using new apps. The law will never catch up.
saw an obviously middle aged women with a bbl and fake tits when I was working in essexbizzare
Starmer banned social media for everyone under 16, and even considers nightscrolling banned for thouse under 18. Night is 2130 right?
phwaaor my arse smells like shite
>>222341393so how is your mum?
noticed a trend of younger zoomies referring to women as 'bro' actually makes me cringe
>>222341402Alri Emma Watson
>>222341367back in my day we called this a wizard and it was aspirational
>>222341297So tired of the "assimilation" meme
>>222341412Yeah okay bro, whatever you say bro
rorke at the cookout with his black gf but then never getting invited again after putting burzum - dunkelheit on
>>222341442ktim but it was mr bond
It was acceptable in the eighties It was acceptable at the time
>>222341321Why would you want to be a minority? Historically a terrible position to be in. It won't be any different this time around.
>>222341454>Philip Josef Hassler (born c.1986), known under the alias of Mr. Bond, is a pseudonymous Austrian neo-Nazi rapperrorke's dad reading this and tutting and saying 'takes all sorts'
>>222340825Surely this is sensible though. We don't allow porn on TV in the middle of the day because kids could be watching. So it's pretty similar to decide that we'll restrict what kids can see on the internet.
>>222341447Greater Western Sydney 2035
>>155298147
I'm going in for the killI'm doing it for the thrill
>>222341507
Um
paralysed people be like>sippy bits for tea
funny that you mention burzum dunkelheit because one of my favourite memories is when I was in the car with my dad driving through country roads late at night in winter from a country pub and I put it on (he's a metalhead too) and it was a very powerful experience
>>222341447Tokyo looks peng
Rorke and Rorke's da
>>222341518funny that you mention putting it on in the car and enjoying it cos i put it on in a van with friends once and they hated it so passionately that they still try and take the piss out of my music taste as a result 3 years later
>>222341518should say he listens more to stuff like motorhead and black sabbath but he did say after the track finished 'I can see there's a time and place for that weird stuff' lol
>>222341508hahhahahahha
>>222341508bit problematic that post init
>>222341333Alright but you gotta get over it
>>222341333wouldn't catch me on a helicopter
>>222341508Need starmer to locate this guy right now and sanction a hit on him No more race remarks, they’re hurtful, and they’re destructive
>>222341508kind of cringe if I'm honest
I just need to keep it together for another ~40 years or so then I shall be granted the sweet release of death and I won't need to worry about how much of a fuckup I am.
>>222341508howling. but also correct
>>222341573or you could just stop caring and learn to enjoy life
annual leave has begun and i have started by making french toast with honey and strawberries. they were yummy
>>222341310Hell yeah brother.The best part is how it wobbles when you're giving her backshots.
>>222340825https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2066430862158160244
>>222341573There's plenty of high rises to jumo off of
>>222341594vile
>>222341508He speaks for me
>>222341530Urban hell japan :0
>>222341508screeching
germans be like zis is not permitted
>>222341623holy shit so true
>>222341586You'd like to think so but I can't. All I can do is hide myself away, worry and feel sorry for myself. I'm quite the contemptible worm you see.>>222341601When I was younger (27) I had the courage to attempt suicide and ended up in hospital and all that. Bizarrely I feel that I have less courage for it now than I did back then.
>>222341508I don’t understand so if a kid is born in England, grows up supporting England, goes through the academy system, turns pro and wants to represent England he shouldn’t be allowed because it’s not his blood?
>>222341447looks very vulnerable to a godzilla
>>222341594whomst is this? my god she's perfect
>>222341636That's cultural appropriation mate. English isn't a costume.
Why isn’t dark mode the default on all things now? Hate having my eyes naked by a white background
>accidentally mention I played a video game>30 minutes of an autistic sperg replying to me about how video games got ruined by analog sticks
ever had that where you do a really had to pass rock hard poo and then do a diarrhea shit immediately after?it's like you had a poo cork for your poo wine
>>222341660i just use the dark reader extension
asking chatgbpfjg whether trains can be hijacked like planes can
>>222341594Spoiler that hrog
any highly observant dark empaths in?
just watched a 3 hour video on shmups despite never having played one myself
>>222341447Looks like hell. But at least it's not India.
>>222341666never do that me, I'm either hard as a rock all the way or it's all complete sludge
>>222341656I see how you couldn’t answer me properly. Racists never can
>[Deleted]KWAB
>>222341678yes, absolute 0 charismatic and extroverted but sociopathic and narcissistic people pulling the wool over my real eyes that realise real lies let me tell you
infp males were built for big entp cocks
>>222341666Never no. My poos are always excellent. I know people would kill to have transit like mine.
sipping tea like i am known to do
i'm entjdont know how that happened
>>222341716Rorke
>>222341691you answered your own question.
Have tried to resist hating normies for years now but I genuinely feel like I'm dealing with actual fucking cattle when I encounter people who enjoy watching The Boys
looked up the SpaceX stock and all the comments are some "HODL diamond hands we like the stock!!" type shit. death rattle
i'm intp the most basic virgin type
>>222341638Gracie Bon.She's had an arseload (haw!) of surgeries, but I don't care.
>>222341727the goys
remember run the jewels?
>>222341727Tell THEM, not us. Cowardly little incel cunt grow a spine.
might cum in my hands and throw it against the wall
Experiencing some low mood and exhaustion
>>222341741i listened to a couple of their albums and every song sounded the same
4 years in the can not a peep
>>222341734Mad how yanks are going to have their retirement ruined over this shit lol. Deeply unserious and comical country.
>>222341744posts like mine are almost always met with replies like yours and it is so obviously a result of the remnants of social conditioning you still have where you feel compelled to follow the tribal programmingyou might belive you're being a hardened realist who's put a pinprick in the balloon that is my ego but you just come across as an insecure consumerI know you likely aren't, but this is a remnant you need to expungeno need to thank me for this constructive criticism, the pleasure is mine
>>222341691Imagine if Britain was still in India or Hong Kong and the whole national sports team just happened to be British. Wouldn't be all right, would it?
>>222341756Glad I was sitting down before I read this absolute bombshell of a post
>>222341758
>>222341788But that’s not what I said re read my original post
>>222341734Not looking forward to the fast impending low tide when everyone's dicks will be hanging outGot the horrible feeling that Australia won't be mostly immune this time around
>>222341756Alr female, lad?
only content i create is my own poo end of
this thumbnail reposting gimmick is so fucking retarded
the economy experts have entered the thread
>>222341801>>222341800>>222341798watch it
>>222341813Boomer comic
love those dry almost odorless farts after a good clear out shit
>>222341840ktim
>>222341266This is what we get for being jewish slaves for over a century
Haven't slept a wink last night, because of my urinary tract infection
>>222341871Really? I slept like a baby
forming a right said fred tribute band called pork said rorke
>>222341819If you don't recognise that there's a bubble, well, I've got some shares in my unprofitable personal hobby project that I'd like to sell you
>>222341878did you dream of anything nice? x
ksi drama is bare jokes
im honestly just sleeping as much as possible to avoid being alive
>>222341896Dreamt I was in a world war 2 plane and shot down a jet x
>>222341911yeah? you don't seem to be asleep right now
>>222341907some musician affiliated with ksi came to perth and did a rape and then did a reckless driving while he was awaiting sentencing for his rape
>>222341738corr cheers lad
>>222341921were all asleep when faced with our own ignorance
canslad spotted
>>222341871I had that thing happen where you have a wank when you slightly need a piss and then your shaft stings for the next hour and you need to piss like 5 times so it passes
boiled?
>>222341799Pretending to not understand doesn't make you win the argument. I refuted you with a counter example. Everyone's entitled to be represented by their own people except whites apparently.
anyone heard of this anime thing?cartoons made in japanpretty good 2bh
dreamt i went on a helicopter ride in brazil
Honestly fuck all clue why some of you are so obsessed with porn
3 hour oti mabusse face sitting session after she's danced but hasn't washed
>>222342016I'm not a child so I don't watch cartoons. But they do make some good porn.
you lads remember that tackle my Moore?
>>222342038spelling mistake. 'cide looming
>>222342033based
>>222342029makes you feel something
>>222342054there are other ways to feel
your all idiots
>>222342016Prefer western cartoonsLove a bit of family guy south park maybe throw in some classic tom and jerry if I’m feeling a bit cheeky>>222342035I thought French people loved cartoons doe
>>222342064feel deez nuts nigga
rawr
some niggas be sittin with they hairlines like this talm bout sum I'm 22 :skull:
>>222342069>youroh the irony!
>>222342069*idorts
>>222341958Hate that shit, many times have I been struck down
your all niggiots
remember when Linekar scored?
>>222342085moroin
>>222342052I'm really not into this
last video I came to was big ass gilf gets anal creampie
>>222342108it's idiotmatic
>>222342124you're an idiomatic
remembering when I saw glen hoddle lift the cup for tottenham
>>222342143Done him
spoons breakfast with the missus
im a little fawn
new >>222342174>>222342174>>222342174
>>222342082Male
>>222341957Bit of a lightweight
