The Gay Porn Equation
fermats last wank
hope that lad isn't serious about killing again tonight
>>222343883
when you die I reckon you get reborn. But at the same time it’s not really reborn since it’s not you or your memories or your personality or identity ygm?
I'm gonna rorke down to electric avenue
BAME?
*opens the new thread*
>>222343915
>>222343919same but i reckon reincarnation doesn't necessarily mean you start from birth, it could mean that you respawn into a pre-existing body that was an NPC until your soul started possessing it. i mean why not right?
>>222343915wouldnt surprise me theres been multiple confirmed serial killers and rapists on brit
>>222343952rubbish, there's been a few nonces and that lad from jersey who converted to islam and kept making terrorist threats but was spared prison time because he's an autist
>>222343952Sir Quentin Scoberson
You will own nothing and be happy
bollocksing up the thread aren’t i
>>222343973>that thing>one of the dude's a nigga who writes this?
managerberg told me she gets her son to send her his bank statements and she does a budget and spending breakdown for him every month, fucking freak
>>222343974bros so new he doesnt know what happened in cheadle
(to the tune of chicago by sufjan stevens)i made a lot of mistakesin my pants, in my pants
Damn, imagine being actual royalty and having to resort to rape
got the spaghetti boiling
>>222343973>not all white ladsThis is pretty tame compared to all the anti-white propaganda they push out in adverts now
im a worthless brainless incel who has no affinity for anything except being an alcoholic and causing discomfort to other people
mum slashing the sex arse budget again
>>222343915Hope he hasn't killed in the first place
procrastinated my whole life away. every day it's "i'll start tomorrow" and i never start and now my youth has entirely passed me by.
>>222343993i've been in /brit/ since like 2014 but i must've missed that one, i thought people just kept saying cheadle because it's a funny wordso what's happened in cheadle then?
>>222343973this show is so utterly braindeadprior to this it's a bunch of footie lads drinking and watching a game suddenly this homo comes in and after 5 minutes of homo banter they decide to lynch him outside on this residential streetutterly braindead showsupposedly that's 2026 for lgbtq people lol>>222344015screaming this is me
>>222344010goes without saying, yada yada
>>222343973remember when RTD wrote another gay drama about a lad who got AIDS and there was this big emotional speech at the end where he's dying and he's talking to his mum about how other lads look when they cum inside himsomething wrong with him
rorke wondering what he's going to be when he grows up (he's 34)
>>222344018We released the sausages
>>222343998>actual royaltyHe's the son of a junkie mother and some random criminal dad, tainted peasant genesShows the grim state of things in Norway that the future king has to go for a single mother (who may have a sex tape out there apparently)
i just dont give a cluck mate!!
>>222343919It would be nice to think that we get a second chance at life but I don't think we do. It's a shame that I've wasted my life and that I'm as unpleasant as I am. What a fucking weird cunt I am.
>>222343998rape isn't really rape. they use the word and it makes you think of an assault in an alley by a crazed homeless man with his cock out like some kind of horny zombie. reality is a lot more ambiguous
>>222344020did you watch it with your parents or something
>>222344023mental how I always wondered what I'd be and I just became nothing, a complete nonentity
>>222343973Looks like where I live but less brown
the companies that made these kinds of novelty glasses must've been gutted when 2010 rolled around and they couldn't really do it so cleanly anymore
>>222344052what you talm boutthere's a 2 zeros right there
>>222344015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SneuvKIkM3A
very original post that was (NOT!)
rorke shivering his proverbial timbers
>>222344044roaring this is fucking me
lots of bums at the gym today
>>222344015I'm in this post and I don't like it
>>222344036I get what you’re saying but it’s not really a second chance since it’s not you it’s not your soul
>>222344052Companies that make these can just hold on to the stock for decades, in the future the 2007 glasses will be for someone born that year celebrating their birthday
what’s this lad doing right now?
>>222344069yeah but it would be uneven if you had to stick the 1 in the middlebut let's say for argument there's no getting around it in 2011-2019 and then 2021-2029 and so on and so forth
Have to go out and do things but just want to stay in and play video games
F he was a legend The Cook Report was pure kino
>>222344092prison by the looks of it
>>222343973Total foid erasure
>>222344079yeah and you're one of them LOL!
>>222344042no? why would i do that what a strange comment
wanktoil time>>>/gif/30752685>>>/gif/30752685
>>222344091that's quite clever actually, are you in marketing or something?
i don't get it isn't lewis hamilton supposed to be good?why are redditors saying he's crap
>>222344066what the squeak
>>222344023I'm wondering when it will be my turn to have formative romantic experiences with cute women. Like going on dates and kissing and enjoying one and other's company and stuff like that. I mean I'm 33 now so it feels like I shouldn't have much longer to wait now.
>>222344091>In the future Bad news mate
will devise a series of plans such as exercise regimes, reading lists, guitar lessons etc. and then once I've spent an entire day writing up the plan I just simply don't do it
>>222344089right with a red arrow over a spring
wish the proto gf had more of a social media presence so i could cyberstalk her more easily
>>222344089<--- START DOING THIS
nth for the gyaldem
>>222344116still got your entire life ahead of you lad don't worry
funny how the covid pricing never went back down
>>222344096yeah well he’s dead now so
>>222344118Don't plan and definitely don't tell anyone you're going to do something. That always kills it for me.
>>222344136not into blacks sorry
>>222344118reminds me of when i used to stay up for days on meth drawing my own cartoon porn and attempting to wank to it but be unable to cum and then a few days later i end up deleting the whole thing out of shame
yall play too much
>>222344141iran war pricing not going back down will be even funnier
>>222344116would've probably happened already if you dropped the cute expectation
*googles Incel-blackpill ideology
>>222344109happens to everyone who dominates and then has a dry spell.
>>222344141well you can thank mr putin for that
>>222344141not surprised. once people prove they're willing to pay for something, they're never gonna drop the price back down
I'm pooing
They should give me loads of money
met a white midwestern guy who exclusively listens to drill and larps a roadman accent
>>222344116I had my only one at 24 and it was horrible. When things ended I was vomiting and didn't eat for a week. I still think about her to this day. Life is just suffering. Why bother making it worse?
>>222344183Hi pooing, I'm weeing
you reckon blacks and leftypols are going to chimp out every time a black criminal is killed by the police?
>>222344015Ktim katheem!! >>222344092Hiding in solitary confinement, living in fear of his impending fuck around and find out moment
>>222344197gonna have to FONT you for this im afraid
business idea: buy 2007 glasses and make it a meme that everyone has a 2007 theme party every year
>In 2019, the gesture – with thumb and forefinger touched in a circle and other fingers outstretched – was designated a hate symbol by the New York-based Anti-Defamation League.It is? But it's literally the cover for Drake's Iceman and he's a black jew
yank prison sentences are mental, why do they love enslaving their own people so much
>>222344195screamingimagine going on holiday to ohio and seeing cody, originally from des moines, saying bruv while his speakers play digga d
>>222344202thrilling political analysis
>>222344230not too far off from reality, just substitute ohio with wisconsin
>>222344219It's the made you look sign, bloody fags (American, not British meaning) stealing our culture
>>222344219why do they shrink from our shadow so?
>>222344219He's trolling because it's below his waist and you're not supposed to look
>>222344141skimpflation is the new big bad
>>222344202last one here was exclusively protested by white lefties even black people didn’t care
>>22234421624 before a woman talks to you isn't NT stuff mate>>222344219this is unironically a /pol/ psyop. to prove how mental the left was, they decided they would take the most innocuous, worldwide, sanitary symbol of them all and just say "this means white power now" and the jews fell for it lol
>>222343973RTD has utterly lost it
>>222344238was a question not analysis
>>222344230>going on holiday to ohiothats still the most ridiculous part tbf
>>222344199hi weeing mate how are you, haven't spoken to you in a while!
>>2223442022025 baby it's the whites turn to do that now when a white is beheaded by some doolsho eating jareer
I am now interested in your advertisement
>>222344141mad who would have thought that quantitive easing i.e. increasing monetary supply while restricting production/prodductivity i.e. lockdowns could have inflationary pressuremad how no one thought of this!>>222344177LOL this is what lefypol actually believes
>>222344096>doorstep interview technique
might go to the pub and get pissed as a parrot and sleazily hit on the barmaid and make her very uncomfortable
>>222344197The part of you that compels you to think about this woman who was a part of your life back then is the same part of me which compels me to long for women all the time, even though I know I'm insane.I think about them all the time. Even if the way they exist in reality doesn't match the fantasy of them in my head, I still can't help but think about them.
>>222344255The problem was real white supremacists including one murdered kept doing it unironically
>>222344158Cap
their heads are opposites
>>222344268arse? i'll buy it
New Russel T Davies drama features a gay man being literally lynched from a lamp post by some irate football fans.
why are foids in tehran simping for yall they should be simping for us wtf
>>222344219They want him fired of over this? This guy must be Fu Ming
>not hungry>eat some pasta anyway because it's my designated lunch break >now starving What the fuck is wrong with my gay otter body?
>>222344268never ceases to amaze me how the average woman's body is a thing of perfection while average man is some ugly lump of flesh straight women really did get fuckedlike genuinely it effects my ability to hit on women because i think i would be so offended if this ugly man (i.e. me) was hitting on me, how can i inflict tha ton this poor woman who is so fucking sexy despite only being 5/10 objectively
apple should keynote address for a new product but it's just they've cooked an apple pie
>>222344289real white supremacists drink water every day too mate, doesnt mean im gonna kill myself by not drinking it anymore
all drill music sounds the same, the music videos are all identical as well. gang hyping the main nibba up with cuts to smoking/money.
>>222344281
>>222344308crop top tummy erotic
should've have told the doctors i have a history of opioid abuse because now they'll never prescribe opioid painkillers to me ever again even if i've had major surgery and am in extreme pain (for you)
cuck who secretly has a crush on his bull:“i’d really like if you could fuck my ars- er, i mean, girlfriend”
i've always wanted to get my knob out on live TV
>>222344297my thoughts exactly before i even read your post
Hi lads UTIgod here with another update about my UTI (urinary tract infection). I no longer feel the constant urge to pee
>>222344318Because historically women don’t care about looks they care about status for men it’s the opposite
>>222344329true
>>222344314it's called whetting the appetite you fucking gimp
>>222344281hairy mong with makeup
>>222344306we here at /brit/who/ have boycotted RTD for his war crimes
got the chet baker on, really need to kill myself
>>222344308Foid on some kinda larp baiting for chad's attention, pay it no heed
>>222344350would her arsehole
give your face to them
>>222344332this is literally what cuckoldry is about to begin withits just closeted fags who are too afraid to admit it so they have to introduce a woman as an analogue for the big strong manly sex they wish they were having
White Revolution is the only solution!
>>222344331That is a rookie errors. I sought help during covid for mental elves and told them I was doing drugs for anxiety / escape and then they wouldn't prescribe me opiates at all ever after that but now it seems like it's too far back on my record, or the recent doctor didn't care or something. Anyway she gave me 100 cocodamol for an ear infection and I've been having a great time.
>>222344368based jazz enjoyer
>>222344323Well that's different isn't it, it's more like them trying to make drinking cows milk a white supremacist thing, doesn't mean you don't drink milk any more but if somebody posts themselves with a pint of white and posts we must secure a future for etc you know what they're doingIt's less than people fell for it and more that they just reported what they were trying to do and the spread to real white supremacists doing it
>>222344177Why do leftists simp for corporations now?
>>222344368Based loved his gta 4 track, live tho x
>>222344369yes but they should be seeking the attention of average israeli males instead
go to any drill videos and it's literally always the "gang" loitering outside a council estate with the "swag"
>>222344379>imposing curfewsare you mad. are you actually mad. what a joke
>>222344344how small does your willy have to be to get a UTI
I'm Scottish
>>222344408im sorry x
>>222344400ugly af under that makeup
>sub 5 pug unleashes his chud rage after learning about hypergamy
One tenth of the way through the working week
>>222344318You're blinded by hormones.In most animal species, the female looks grotesque and disgusting, like those female monkeys with protruding red asses.That's how other species or Aliens must see them.
>>222344407massive. he got it from bumming his bf and getting poo on it
>>222344306For me it's the scene where two established gay actors sitting under public pride flag decorations talk about how homophobia is worse now than in the 90s, based on a script given to them by an established gay writer
Update: GFberg's driving lesson went alrightShe was crying over nothing (As usual)
>>222344401rough life on the council estate streets (that's in no way created or propagated by themselves they are purely victims of a hard upbringing)
Sadiq Khan: Starmer’s crackdown does not go far enoughSir Sadiq Khan, the Labour Mayor of London, welcomed Sir Keir’s crackdown but argued it did not go far enough.Sir Sadiq said: “A ban on social media for under-16s is the right step to protect young people and one I’ve called for. But bans only treat the symptom, not the problem.“Social media companies need to re-imagine their platforms so they can offer a safe and healthy environment for all users, where restricting access wouldn’t be necessary.“There’s nothing inevitable about algorithms which feed us a diet of dangerous content. Londoners deserve platforms which prioritise people, not just profit.”
>>222344391codeine is a bit shit though innit? can't feel a thing. more of a tapentadol man myself
Can't imagine being an incel me
>>222344438massive tits?
right why did the israeli leave his containment thread just to post here about how women should lust after him
hyped for the new (japanese) godzilla film i am
The emotional fuel of anti-racism is hatred of Whites and the true aim of anti-racism is not equality but revenge. Jewish goyophobes like Stephen Jay Gould, Jared Diamond, and Susan Sontag created this ideology using their high verbal IQ and their extensive ethnic networking in the media and academia. Blacks and other non-Whites, who could not have created this ideology by themselves, have nevertheless taken it up with great enthusiasm.
>>222344451Practically non existent.Keira Knightley/Daisy Ridley build.(Just the way I like it btw)
Godzilla Minus Cum
>>222344462paedo
/brit/posting is self-care
one thing to look forward to about getting old and sitting in a nursing home is that they basically give you any drugs you want, and don't care if you get addicted because you're going to die soon anyway so who cares
rorkes forke and sorke formerly leftypols
>>222344443>crackdown does not go far enoughThis is literally the entirety of mainstream political discourse in YOOKAY Ltd.EXTERMINATIONIST NATIONAL SOCIALISM now.
15k average for the month on the cardsWill be somewhat weather dependent of course
>>222344455it's crazy how the world just makes the same stuff over and over again. i dont think you're supposed to keep going round like this.
asked one of the escorts I see sporadically if she'd ever do soft dom and pegging with me and she blocked me
I'm Rorke.
Btw Rupert Lowe has promised to repeal the social media ban while Farage is all in support of it
So Starmer is banning all social media other than 4chan and bluesky?
wis I had gf
>>222344379>early next yearerm, sir keir, you won't be prime minister then
Can hear the gyppos outside collecting scrap metal. Thought woke abolished that?
>>222344434An established gay writer who is in a public relationship with someone about 30 years younger than him
>>222344443I swear these twats would complain that it doesn't go far enough even if we got to the point where every single post is being monitored China style
is it true that americans have the right to kill anyone they want with a gun?
>>222344485and we make nothing
>>222344506elections not until 2029, you mong
>>222344033me? don’t give a single chick
>>222344498Based Lowe
i like how roadmen are portrayed in movies. it's always white guys and AT MOST half caste guys. never seen a black roadman in a movie. metal that.
>>222344492Did you get a stiffy when she blocked you?
>>222344395yes mate, if someone is drinking milk online while also dropping the 14 words then they're obviously a white supremacist but it's the 14 words not the fucking milk you absolute spastic
>>222344503kinda based really, starmbot was the accelerationist all this timethere will be NO centerism in 2030s ouukay
doing a big poo in the hundred acre wood
when's the last time the UK had a prime minister who wasn't a twat?
the pakistani woman is posting about 'rorke' again I see
>>222344532never seen snatch?
>>222344526Yes if they're white
>>222344533Nah I was just mildly disappointed
what a hero
i noticed the little scanners in sainsburys have gay pride flags on them
>>222344475cant wait to be 93 ripping a giant bong packed with 99% thc legal weed while the nigerian nurses wipe my arse
>>222344449Oh yeah it is certainly, but when I combine it with the carisoprodol and zopiclones I have I am flyyyyyyying. On a strict ban against buying any opioids from darkweb but I'm allowed to be prescribed them
>>222344508Mind once they stole some radiators we had left at the bottom of our driveway We were obviously going to get rid of them anyway but stillHad a mate and the exact same thing happened to him
>>222344484yeah? fuck off dumb cunt
>>222344532what about every single actor in top boy and kidulthood
>>222344400>seeking the attention of average israeli males insteadYou're too brown and not western enough for those type of foids. You might as well be the average oofy doofy Iranian male she tolerates while dreaming of Timmimgton when listening to some random indy band and scrolling through "artsy" tiktoks >>222344401AURA
>>222344547TND
rorke shaking his little fist in apoplectic rage at a rainbow in the sky
>>222344547not sure this deserves an entire page
>>222344543no roadmen in snatch also that was before the woke>>222344561comedy, makes them look human
>>222344554>any drugs>picks weedI'm mixing ket and mdma in the nursing home lad
>>222344540
>>222344540Harold Wilson
>>222344540John Major unironically
>>222344407Yeah it's massive and I got it from bumming my bf and getting poo on it
>>222344484Is that daily or monthly?
>>222344547they put the quotation marks around the wrong word
of course he's black
oi 'omelandame and yer sexy dad are gonna save me woife's son
>>222344563imagine settling for some timmington over avi from ramat gan come on . what's timmington gonna feed her? biscuits and toast with beans?this is a tragedy
>>222344583erm
>>222344547How is wanting the people who lived in these isles for thousands of years to remain the majority, "extremism".
>>222344542Probably works in HR and has nothing better to do
>>222344585me assuming our nanny state libtard goyverment will even legalise weed by the time im 93 is wishful thinking to begin with
>>222344601Monthly average, the bars are the daily numbers
>>222344540Not since before WW1
>>222344554My grandfather died because the nursing home wouldn't let him booze lol
blud said john majorscr
>>222344547Based
>>222344611they're not roadmen
>>222344621does australia actually enforce drug possession laws?
>>222344555is that a self-imposed ban? do you get your other junk from the darknet? been thinking about picking up some coke myself never tried it
>>222344610no amount of impotent brown rage online will ever change the fact that white men are the still most sought after on the planet
david cameron had some issues but he was largely a competent and likable PMjust wish he wasn’t a cuck to america
Really dislike films romanticising council estate mongs, "hehe they're good kids at heart" fuck off most are fucking bellends who end up in prison
Mad how easy my life would be if I were 10 stone and not 12 stone
>>222344646are you joking. is this a joke
>>222344588gettin piggy with it
Getting drunk in a spoons again award It's a Monday awardGod's strongest drinker award
rorke in his slippersrorke in his dressing gownrorke freshly put the showerrorke in his favourite chairrorke sucking on a werther's originalrorke's mum making a cheese and pickle sandwichrorke about to watch the alec guinness father brownrorke content
got the steely dan on.did you hear what i said?got the steely dan on.
>>222344611not roadmen cody
>>222344651I'm 12 stone and VERY underweight
>>222344646The economy has quite literally never recovered from cameron/osbourne
>>222344651Currently 10.5 stone, used to be a disgusting 15 stone porker
>>222344621I assume the other aussie was talking about the palliative care wing of nursing homes where geriatrics who clearly are on their way out are given opiates, benzos, any kind of downers to soothe them into death
>>222344639dunno never been caught x
>>222344651pathetic little runt
>>222344671What are you like seven foot tall?
>>222344650You're why they don't make heartfelt films anymore. The well off can't empathise with struggle
>>222344650yeah lad, famously depicted in such films as uhhhhh ummmmm errrrrr
rorke a little bit chilly but can't be arsed getting up to grab his hoodie
are you aving a laff? is e aving a laff?
>>222344661name five cameronstrophes (cameron-related catastrophes) >>222344673not his fault that Wall Street and the Square Mile banks were retarded and incompetent
>>222344665Grim alkie twat (might go Wagas and have a couple of Asahis with my meal)
hello? hello anybody home??think mcfly! THINK!
>>222344429you're literally gay>>222344349think this is a copeobviously if you're the king sure but in the average peasent village the fittest girl aint hooking up with some ugly just cos he's got a few more barrels of corn
>>222344692every guy ritchie filmthe kingsman series
>>222344527mate paddington
I was 21 stone last year
>>222344401What is "drill"?
doing a rancid smelling poo
>>222344686not far from it, yeah. need to eat 4000 calories a day if i want to gain any weight, but it's so much effort that i just maintain my skeletal body instead
>>222344707For me its saku saku duck soba for the low low price of 20 british pounds
vixen does really good porn but i'm not a fan of their tendency to zoom right into the genitals every 30 seconds or so, when i'm wanking i want to see girl's face and her bouncing jubblies the whole time, no clinical closeupsstupid jews
>>222344718I was 8 stone last time I weighed myself
>>222344723*plays your ribcage like a xylophone*
>>222344720google broken you spastic cunt?
>>222344707>AsahisWay ahead of you
You WILL ALL be digitally identified.Get your face scanned rorke.Submit your card details and passport and biometric info.RFID microchips by 2030!
>>222344723That was me before I hit 30. Then everything changed. Still 10 stone but I have to be careful, no more stuffing my face with pastries all day.
>>222344718How much you weigh now?
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website
>>222344743*you hit the same rib twice in succession but it makes two different sounds*
>>222344641not reallyits just a phase like kpop obsession women will get over it and realize moshe from petah tikva is the peak male form and oliver from cockermouth can be the choice for girls that cant bag a guy from israel and have to settle
>>222344758
>>222344769resurrecting an antique gimmick there m8
>>222344651Mad how easy life would be if I was 12 stone and not 28 stone
>>222344769
>>22234476422 stone
>>222344802>giffuck off
i miss lizgod she’s a lookerand those chebs… *starts drooling*NEED her to call me a naughty boy
>>222344773not following the conversation but i would eat all their arses regardless of race
>>222344769What happened to /csg/
>>222344610>biscuits and toast with beans?Perfect dinner for an EAD(eating disorder) egirl. It's artsy and fits the raggy mental illness theme that will hit with Timmimgton. There are levels to this game you just aren't aware of
>>222344758they won't get me i'm like a ghost. a ghost in the shell.
rorke judging people by the colour of their skin and not the content of their arse
>>222344797fucking hell m8 you're going to be dead in 5 years if you keep carrying on like that
>>222344811it's pronounced geoff actually
just fucking sat here pulling at my nose hair like an absolute wazzock
>>222344769Why are indios like this?
>>222344845Won't bloody well be a Britain left in 5 years will there mate
>>222344821think girls have pooey arseholes? or are they extremely body conscious and fastidious about hygiene plus not eating a lot?
>>222344861never heard that word in any other context than craig cash on takeshis castle
>>222344868>>222344868>think girls have pooey arseholes?i hope so!
is there such a thing as a catshit zingeror a horshit zinger?
>by the decades of the 2060s and 2070s, nearly every country in Europe will be minority nativeMad how every study affirms this but mentioning that it's not the best thing ever gets you marked as a racist who hates diversity.I don't want every country to be the same mix of Hindu, Arab and African :(
>>222344911>>222344911>>222344911
https://x.com/BasedMillwaII/status/2066423798807626057
sucking rorkes big toe
farting so much last night I woke up my flatmate and his gf
defending myself from repeated psychic attacks by the government
>>222344900It's dogshit all the way down
my name is Craig and i want to move to america so i can laugh every time someone says CREG
>>222344913I don't really like this one, can we have another
>>222344640Yeah banned myself from them because I just do them all really quickly. Actually have banned myself from buying anything on darknet now, just getting rid of what I still have. Once I'm out I'll probably buy more though who am I kidding? Coke is fun, cheaper than ever in UK I can get a gram of pure Columbian for like £40. Probably a bit more expensive over there. I prefer it to speed anyway
