tasty edish
i just roke up
Picture, if you will18 years and one day old, fresh, sweet, PUSSY
>tfw no latex gf
Who is this rorke you people keep talking about
>>222346801piss
It's a grim Redpill realising your parents are lemmings.Honestly wish I could live in a Spartan society.
>>222346813this is he
>>222346794me if i was a chinaman
Mental how pozzed everything is
sir keir rodney please save britain
>>222346808what if her pussy lips get stuck in the zip
>>222346821What do you even mean by spartanLike do you wish you could've lived your life benchpressing in your mother's mega-plantation whilst slaves do all the work?
just got gaped in poundland
wish they still had hobbies for men like being a ronin or something
>>222346841
mmmm chicken for dinner
sir rodney king
Bring back smoking in pubs
sir rodney
>>222346867heftypol
Actually howling at Reform mongs Now PR, the thing they've been campaigning for for years, is a bad thing! And they're getting mean mugged by a green Tory coalition lmaoooooo
>>222346863You help her unstuck them in what slowly stops being hot and steadily becomes an emergency as she rips pieces of her clit off
how do install imagemagick on steam deck?
life without alcohol is a dull march through a barren waste
>>222346863he means he wishes he was thrown off a cliff for being a weak baby
Can anyone root my phone? I'll get you a delicious takeaway in return
>>222346896*runs off to the toilets crying*
Sir Keir Rodney Starmer please explain why you have neglected the great british gay porn industry
>>222346813A hypothetical right-wing man. That's how it began anyway, over the years it has evolved to where it can be anyone really. Any sort of amusing or embarrassing scenario you've witnessed, imagined up or even experienced personally is best attributed to rorke.Like you wouldn't post something along the lines of "rorke canvassing for Restore" but you might post something like "rorke tripping over his shoelaces and landing in dog poo". Stuff like that.
>>222346867>>222346895
>>222346821do they know you're homosexual
>>222346891They exist, just not here. The UK is boring anyway, so no need to hang around here
>>222346923i wonder how he'd answer if he was asked about gay porn
>>222346895Gp thank you for your service
fungus detected
>>222346950Bought some of those fish fingers the other day
mums a normie
>>222346950That'll make a hearty meal
Rorke soiling his Next jeans
>>222346929I don't think you quite understand Rorke's drift
>>222346986gp
>>222346981this post should do some numbers
the tesco "nigga"
nearly got hit by a car because i was looking at a lady's breasts
what do you do int he sweekdnd if you have a gf
i dont get it
nigga rorke playing fighting games
>>222347025why can't you type coherent sentences deegz
>>222346864same
Sir Keir Starmer please work rorke into your next speech so we know you are listening
>>222347025genuinely have no clue as I've never had a gf
Rorke putting the fish fingers in a silicone tray
almost hit a retarded fella with my car earlier because I was looking at his wrangler's breasts
>>222346863Yeah
rorke gay porn screaming in a pineapple chimp nigga jar's face
>"A full ban is the right choice... I am not prepared to role compromise on the safety and happiness rorke of our children," Starmer says in a televised statement
People joke that "1984 wasn't an instruction manual" but the YOOKAY government literally treats it that way.
why does every pub have a 'nigga' bouncer
>>222347069Can't believe he'd do this
wrangling some breasts
Searching for posts that contain ‘black pussy rorke’. 265 results found.
BlackNiggerGaming
dont understand this “nigga” meme
>>222347100Tesco doesn't pay him enough so he needs two jobs
>>222347114265 changed men
>>222347120it's a toby post
sybau
want to date a european and escape this shithole
>>222347114buried yankgem
>>222347125screaming
I'm glad I got to grow up on the internet when it was still free and open. These crackdowns are utterly depressing and the end of any freedom online. I feel very sorry for kids today who won't experience that. Utterly hate how technology has developed over the last 10-15 years.
touching grass is genuinely overrated
>>222347140fym buried it was only 2 days ago
>>222347140heh
>>222347147I like the feel of it on my feet
>>222347154*buries my cock in your little pooey boyhole*
>>222347135bosnia awaits lad>>222347167um
toby sneaking past the stable "nigga"
the goon cave after i've hacked the digital ID of every child in the uk
rooooooooooorkesanyou dont have to put on the gay porn
>>222347182um
back in the day you want to gamble you go to the racecourse, bookmakers or a casino nowadays you can lose thousands lying in bed on ya phone That’s dicked up
>>222347180s
>>222347147At least you know how to take a punch rorke
>>222347202*chucks a pint glass at you*
Running down alleyways changing direction and kicking down doors and jumping over fences but Rorke marches inexorably towards me. But there in the street, not one but three finely weaved dark skin ladies. I'm safe, if only temporarily. I breathe a sigh of relief and stop running.
>>222347146to be fair the bans are on the shittest bits of the internetit's nice to at least imagine that when the kiddies get knocked off of tiktok and instagram they'll have to build their own late 90s internet
(rorke in the back of a speeding ambulance spasming and frothing at the mouth)we're losing him, WE'RE LOSING HIM, ADMINISTER 30ccs of BLACK PUSSY
>>222347195that was a political satire and not confession , leftypol so don't you even think about hitting the report button
>>222347177Well they'll find a new reason to have record profits won't they?
>>222347251>they'll have to build their own late 90s internetyou have far too much faith in the youth of today
fungus still using the pure satire line
>>222347251They will come here
>>222347254god bless the nhs
motion to start calling it caramel pussy
>>222347312you got no motion twin*rapes your arse off at 64 mph*
>>222347135A lad I went to school with was engaged to the gorgeous daughter of an Ecuadorian politician living in London. They were walking home from a night out when some idiot speeding ran her over and she died. Reading about it and seeing his name randomly was the first time I'd thought of the guy in years. Horrific turn of events, to have your future snatched away from you like that. Michael I hope you're doing alright man.
>>222347287starmer is an undercover rorke recruitment for rupert lowe by forcing them to the exreme parts of the webalso I'm assuming their digital ids will have all the vital information for conscription too
>>222347312Denied*hits you with a gavel*
>>222347251You are delusional.The ruling class want an internet that is COMPLETELY locked down behind Digital ID.Not even exaggerating when I say that literally every single member of the British ruling class needs zykloning
cheesy michael
nth for the holodem
what is this looney tunes or somethin
>>222347325ok right well that is indeed a black person rorke what exactly do you want us to say
>>222346808CORRRRR
quintessentially cheadle
Anime is for paedos
accidentally doing a mario 64 backwards long jump up a busy escalator and killing three dozen people
cheeesy michael open up the door
willy shaped like the World Cupany takers?
>>222347326Sounds like Michael let his mrs take the hit
make una dey careful o, una no go allow rorke near una wives, im na person wey dey scatter home.
ロリ
https://youtu.be/EnzA6mHQrog
remember emmett?
>>222347389Don't be hard on yourself, we've all been there
>>222347345the n word would be a good start
The Black Pussy Event
>>222347312Excellent post
cheesy schmeichel open up the goal
>>222347410舐めたい
>>222347421Where
>>222347410えと
>>222347411he can't even stand to pee any more? sad
>>222347326did we need to know that she somersaulted
>>222347179wouldnt date a muslim european i mean a normal one
>>222347438Poo
imagine being the poor nigerian nurse who has to wipe the gelatinous hospital food induced diarrhea out of his wrinkly hairy arsecrack
>>222347443he likes the bottles and uses them as his last remaining form of defiance
i want you to please imagine rimming peter hitchens
>>222347469>>222347486vile incel boys
Hitomi tanaka's fat yellow chebbers on my face
why can't i stop farting
always pains me to see a high-effort post that isn’t even funny
i call upon sir rodney to make black pussy a common right
Wanking to Peter Hitchens
>>222347326going to dox him and tell his work that he associates with posters on known far right website 4chan
>>222347469great thanks for this
>>222347512well you wontso
>>222347469more flabby than wrinkly tbf he's not that old
>>222347505you’ve gone feral, keir
rorke going through his hero's journey when he is saved and brought to salvation by black pussy
just seen the aldi "tranny" he works like twice a year
>>222347410ヤバイ
>>222347526s
scored an early bedtime
weird how you’ve all got names and aren’t actually called anonymouswonder who’s got the weirdest name
everyone making fun of tim - that'll be you one day
>>222347326blud named Octavian
god bless donald trump
i’m an angry man
>>222347544my name is tom
I changed my name via deed pool to danny pooscreamings.
>>222347544please stop thinking about me outside of the confines of /brit/. i am text on a screen
>>222347543don’t forget your dummy bro aha
your all idiotic perverts
rorke climbing up a toblerone
>>222347566More like Deadpool lolThe film
well well well
>>222347547>one day>>222347584wow
literally just farted so hard there i levitated off my chair
leftypol looking sheepish as his dad asks him why the dog is walking funny
Goodbye
>>222347561tom green?
>>222347598bizarre lie
>>222347598you descended yet lad
>>222347611off out anywhere nice, Ian?
>>222347598I did a farty poo once and the farts came out so aggressively I jolted back on the toilet seat
tom tit
>>222347624screamed at this for some reason
>>222347586this never happens move on
>>222347598alri dua lipa
>>222347544my name is harry
>>222347627bald wog manlet
>>222347506Don't think there's been a high effort post on this thread in years
>>222347586
>>222347671name field is above the text body
>>222346981Nothing wrong with Next
>>222347586the daily grim
>>222347586ah yes the gays
>>222347586Full life tariff for the pair of faggots
>>222347687sc
rorke playing who wants to be a millionaire and phone a friend is disabled from the start
>call an agent to arrange a viewing for an incel flat>they never call back to arrange itfuck my fat chungus incel life
how you gone call another man by your own damn name?
>>222347586is he a.... ah yah he is a....
>>222347687Scj
I wanna make my flat more IncellyGotta live dat loser life
>>222347723incels dont deserve flatsonly human beings deserve flats
>>222347723wouldn’t be an incel flat if you didn’t get rejected now would it
leftypol adopting a baby then raping and murdering it
>>222347763during pride, no less
>>222347763why's he done that then
>>222347723one time people came to view our house at uni and i had to throw a towel over my piss bottles
ohh the misery every body wants to be my enemy
>>222347785They knew. They all knew.
>>222347784part and parcel of being your authentic self
I want to learn the ways of the Incel
>>222347763screaming
X-Men Origins: Rorke
went to go see a flat with prospective housemates at uniremember this one flat there was this right incel in, his room fucking stunk of pisswe asked after if they had a cat but apparently not
>>222347804just literally don't leave your house, it's not that hard
only 100 posts left lads let’s really make them count yeah
did Ian mention when he was coming back?
fuck my life I want to die
*dives into the thread*
>>222347758>>222347757it's not fair
fuck it. raped the opp
>>222347723they knew what you are just based on the call
>>222347827i've got several gems lined up
um
>>222347862do this to all women
raped my opp so hard he crossed the atlantic
>>222347789i also used to smoke in there
I want us all to observe a minute's silence for LEE RIGBY. He deserves our respect.
>>222347586Why are gays allowed to adopt
>>222347890Harry Dresdenpilled
Hope Australia annihilate England
smoking penises
>>222347926Related to Eleanor?
>>222347804not something u can learn it's something that adopts you in your early life when eveyone else has friends/is popular/gets gfs etc and you're just called ugly spat on and ignoredso you retreat to playing video games or some other social activity which hinders your aesthetics (pale/weak no muscle mass/possibly fat) and social skills even moreand eventually you find yourself in your 20s or later and there you are you have nothing never had a gf never been on a date never had sex what few friends you m ight have had have been other weirdos like youbut maybe they're not as uglymaybe they have rich parents who get them a jobsomehow even some of them appear to get out of the hole and want nothing to do with youand there you are in your 30s it's valentines day and you're living in your parents house why they go out to dinner together and you're sat there alone with only your anime copes or figurines cope or whatever other nonsense you try to justify your pathetic life with and that my friendis what an incel is
>>222347923Was dangerously paranoid about wanking in my second year room at uni as I thought the girl below me would hear
>>222347931Bit of a weird thing to post out of nowhere
>>222347868life isnt fucking fair
>>222347890He looks fine. That story in the news a while back about him calling 999 to report some russian lass he was talking to on webcam getting battered suggests to me that he's a decent lad.
>>222347862would never trust poor browns with something like bungee jumping wont even go on pikey rides at the fair
watched ‘The Nice Guys’was ok but the girl got annoying it’s a buddy cop film not an annoying bitch film
>>222347962
adoption should be restricted to parents with children to minimize rape and cluelessness. give them a big payout to do it and such
>>222347929>>222347931>>222347933>>222347941>>222347948Fuck all of you can't even show a bit of respect to a fallen hero>>222347959You trying to be funny?
>>222347989bruh
>>222347962>living in your parents house why they go out to dinner together>whydid you type that intentionally instead of "while"?
some muppet in looked at these 2 and thought yeh let’s let them adopt a baby boy
wonder does are keir ever jolt awake at night in when he remembers hes in the same bedroom kwasi committed multiple blackenings of liz truss in
Only realized at 20 people could smell the old dried spaff in my undies
>>222347962You should try and write for a living, you're good at it
>>222347962It really is striking just how early these things start. For many it was over before it began.
>>222348025Fine French cheeses
>>222348029no need to be mean
>>222348025bitches love my stinking cum staind
>>222348042Wasn't joking, you got to the heart of the matter well
>>222347326It's just obscene how you can have a beautiful daughter killed by a subhuman lump of biomass who should have been Exterminated.
>>222348016definitely got the evil homosexual phenotype you can look at some gays and just tell theyre vile
>>222348025don't think this is true
>>222348055well thanks
>look at some gaysuh bit bent
>>222347931
so glad im not a ´cel
It's me, Hi, I'm the problem it's me
>>222346808What's that zip there for then eh?
>>222347687You will not get away with this.
>>222348073It is 100% true. My brother is a big fat spacker and I can absolutely smell when his pants are full of cum
inventing a new country
>>222348137um
>>222348137Stop sniffing them then
While I am sure it's lovely to have a beautiful, kind, caring gf to have and to hold and with whom to raise a family at the end of the day it was just never on the cards for some people (me) and so I will just get on with living quietly by myself then die and be buried in an unmarked grave.
leftypol’s sketch of his ufo encounter
i’m nothing but a useless hole that needs to be fucked
The order
>>222348200alri eleanor
If the jews hated Christianity, then the Bible would be as suppressed as Mein Kampf, Protocols of Zion, and the Turner Diaries.
>>222348204Looks like that went right up his arsehole
>>222348130i reckon its for weeing and sex
>>222348204I want to put my willy in fig.5
>>222348222leftypol is the type of person to ask for a probing
>>222348200I'll pay for a mark for your grave what would you like?
>>222348223Maybe If I give her a shag she'll let me know and I'll tell you guys
any hate themselves men in tonight?
>>222348200yeahyou get one life btw and this is it. you're living it.
>>222348226erm... sex
>>222348216Wish the jews would suppress you so I wouldn’t have to read your drivel all day
>>222348226(sound of rorke shrieking and repeatedly beating the floor of his enclosure with his fists like a riled up chimpanzee)
wonder if travis has picked taylors wedding night bull yet
Would kill to be some depressed incel working a nine to five playing map games on the weekend and lamenting about my life on the chanAlas I am a shagger born and bred
>>222348216Mein Kampf isn't suppressed its just a load of waffle from some pseud brainlet, can get the protocols of zion on amazon same with the turner diaries which is just some rorke incel wank fantasy
>>222348278don't poke the fungus
>>222348278>protocols of zion on amazon same with the turner diariesNo you can't, Shlomo
>>222348212Kizza?
>>222348303>Everybody I don't like is a JewYou're a thirty year old child
>>222348286good posts
>>222348253gaslight yourself into thinking you’re great
fungal
>>222348286What's this tree trunk looking fellow all about then?
>>222348310The very same, table 53 at the Coliseum spoons if you want to buy me a beer
Most of the British population are niggercattle lemmings.
Do you think that the fungus in his brain forces him to occasionally navigate to /brit/ so he can spew his shite or do you think he does it elsewhere
>>222348277>9-5Full time isn't the play if you're a non sex-haver. It's all about part time, doing the bare minimum to scrape by. If you have a gf, wife, kids, all that needing taken care of, fed, clothed, cars, holidays etc then by all means work 9-5 but for those going through life alone there is no need whatsoever to work a full time job.
>>222348303https://www.worldofbooks.com/en-gb/products/turner-diaries-book-william-pierce-9781737116929here you go lad
>>222348345Not a kizza if you're in spoons is it
>>222348362Not amazon is it
>>222348199Shan't
>>222348258I dunno how to turn it around lad. I don't see myself ever becoming someone who is worthy of all that I described there.
>>222348389not suppressed is it
Ive got a gf but I still feel in my heart a strange incel freak feels like im going to go back to it some day
>>222348404better to have loved and lost
>>222348404my culture is not your costume
https://x.com/Default69202648/status/2066475041038946367It's all kicking off
>>222348422or is it?
>>222348404die, scum
>>222348404this was me 8 years ago
>>222348330feel like you have to be below a certain iq threshold to pull off stuff like this
>>222348330im mentally ill but no THAT mentally ill
>>222348435I dunno as I've never loved nor lost, just repeating what I've heard others say
>>222347962Real
>>222348431o'rourke's gone mental
Fundamentally regret that pizza, was absolute shite
>>222348431who coulda saw this comin?
>>222348253Alri
>>222348404You're welcome here mate, it's well known that /brit/ is a genny of save havers and master shaggers
>>222348545>>222348545>>222348545
>>222348537sex havers
