latex edishold: >>222346780
first for poo
the 'tex
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
does a 4chan pass save you from doing the captchas to make a new thread? dont mind the regular captchas because they usually say "not required" but its a bit of a pain in the arse making the new
>>222348580i have to fill one out for every post
Whats the point spending my time productively when im an old man geriatric unc
BREAKING: tokyo tower timmy takeover
Saw this on the Daily Mail front page today:>RESTORE IS THE 'NEW HOME FOR NEO-NAZIS'Haven't got any Neo-Nazis in here, have we lads? HahaI say we get them in, housed, fed, wanked, don't be a nazi bastard!
Never heard the flatmate and his gf having sex, never seen them kissing or even holding hands/touching each other.Zoomers are cooked
>>222348622are you on a vpn
police was behind me on the dual carriageway with sirens on but didn’t hear as I was in my own world with my music on They looked fucking pissed when I finally realised and moved over for them hope I don’t get a fine or anything in the post
>>222348606Daily mail beefing with restore?
>>222348622they do it quietly out of respect for you, and some girls feel uncomfortable kissing in front of others
>>222348622help the poor girl out then
>>222348635Well obviously. The average daily mail reader is some spastic gammon who thinks Britain is “muslamic” and thinks bacon is getting banned
>>222348634how do you not notice the lights
>>222348606Mental that we let journalists effectively run this country and abuse their influence to push whatever slander they want. Anchoring effect is real, and the first time you hear something, the framing sticks.
Are you estranged from any family members? What's the story there?
Honestly though it is bizarre that /brit/ is basically home to like 20-30 retards and a couple of mega mongs that think /brit/ is their personal soapbox where they can rant about whatever
>>222348697he was in his own world wasnt it
is it better to be a megamong or just a retard?
>>222348697I drive a van so only have wing mirrors. Just was in my own world
>>222348655Look how happy he is. You just know.
>>222348714There’s at least 100 different people here
Another military defeat for the Poonited Sharts of Arserica. The 'most powerful nation on Earth'
>>222348749hes probably not happy at all actuallykiller whales in the wild have never killed a single human but killer whales in captivity have killed multiple
remember when that man with tourettes shouted nigger at those niggers on the stage
>>222348768so this is rorke
>>222348761Not that poster but before they disabled unique IP logging in 4chanx /brit/ would only really get up to 30 unique posters per thread. You could argue that there are 70 lurkers but I find that unlikely.
>>222348761There’s not even 100 people on this site
>>222348757should we crowdfund him a mercedes f1 car bedframe with hydraulic sex arse
>>222348622thank fuck for that the one positive in my life is always rooming with fellow incels so we can be lonely together
>>222348761NTA but there's definitely not.Back in the day we used to have like ~45-50 unique IPs at peak time on Friday / Saturday evenings. That was years ago now and the whole site has been on a steady, continuous decline. You can feel it on all the boards, even the big ones, and we won't have escaped it either.
>>222348714What exactly is stopping people ranting? Why would they not be allowed to?
i like looking at flats on rightmove and spareroom and pretending i will move into them
>>222348757Who is Tim's fave driver?
>>222348632On a VPN from Azerbaïdjan. Visit Baku best city in the world.
business idea: tie one horse to each of my limbs, then set off a roman candle
>>222348757Me after I've shagged half a dozen birds with my willy the night before haha
>>222348831It’s called fake business, Tim Dillon created it
if i lived in france i wouldnt be a freakcel. id be a shagger
Making American Civil War Flags | Confederate Battle Flaghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8cyZeO4kyo
Business idea: fireworks launched directly from my arse crack
>>222348640If I had a girl like her I would shag her rotten every day several times a day.
What will we do when the site dies? Not like gets banned or taken offline or whatever but just dies a natural death? When everyone with a sliver of normality within them has long since made the decision to put it behind them, find a nice girl and settle down?I think I will kill myself. If I'm being brutally honest I should probably kill myself in the next 1-2 years anyway.
Rough as a badgers arse me.
>>222348831i do this on adultwork and autotrader
>>222348882dont give yourselfat least give church a try first
>>222348622She's probably horny and desperate. Get in there lad!
>>222348900Killing himself in a church just seems way worse t.bh
>>222348882Have to find a suicide method which lets me just drift off peacefully Wish there was just a pill you could buy
just pulled out my first ear hair
>>222348594ARE THOSE POSH FISH FINGERS?
This guy is moving from London to Madrid and his Spanish wife is devastated about it she calls England her "home"How good is London if you are a richfag wtf you guys tell me it's a crime shithole
>>222348882will just stop using it probably, similar to how /epl/ became unusable. just do go there anymore
>>222348882I'm already settled down with a girl and a normal life I just come here to get out my weird misfit socially unacceptable bollocks
When history will speak of my deeds, it will be with glorious nostalgiaWhen history speaks of you, it will be but as a footnote
just seen some :)
>>222348882Bit concerned the youngens social media ban will affect this site, but they'll prob just give ofcom the finger like last time
>>222348960London is peng.
Hostlad from /britfeel/ did make a solution to use if the site ever went down but the problem is we’d have to share it with britfeelers
>>222348960well it’s better than madrid
>>222348961Where will you go though? I don't have anywhere else to go. I don't know anyone or have friends and stuff. I'm sorry that I ended up this way.
>>222348977:)
>>222348980The Michelin Monster
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY!!!!!
oh my DAYSwhy is Scotland such a meme country
>>222348705NONE OF YOUR BUSINESSSIMPLE. FELL OUT WITH MY DAD AND THEY ALL TOOK HIS SIDE AND THOUGHT, RIGHTLY, THAT IM JUST A WEIRDO WITH A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER
>>222348960It's only good if you're rich, otherwise it's a shithole.
Getting my door kicked down by a riot squad because I left Free Palestine in my Twitter bio (I am now an enemy of the state and all of my data will be sequestered and given to Palantir)
>>222348963least delusional brit poster
>>222348882Have already reduced the amount of time I spend on this website by a significant amountI really only use /brit/ ffs, occasionally I'll browse another board but for the explicit purpose of finding something rather than mindlessly browsing like I do on brit
Every white van I see nowadays has signs they were broken into at some point getting real grim for the working class in this country
>>222349025bizarre made up story
>>222349030project on
>>222348786NAH MISSED IT
>>222349019What happened AnonGive us the details
>>222349012Just seems to be a thing with Celtic countries in particular. Like yeah you hate the English but you want a billion bantu wogs? Nice one. Done us.
Getting my door kicked down because I'm a mong retard and being a thicko has been banned by the eugenecist Palantir state
>>222349067gp
>>222348749Is just it's feeding time otherwise its miserableKiller whales are highly intelligent so they need constant activities of hunting and working in a pac of other orcas
>>222349012recent disorder? They were just celebrating beating Haiti
>>222349033What else are you putting your time and efforts into now? How should I proceed in doing the same, in building a real life for myself?
>>222348876HAVE YOU ASKED HER IF SHE HAS ANY SINGLE MATES? GET HER CONSIDERING YOUR PROS AND CONS AND SHE'LL START WONDERING IF YOU'VE GOT A GOOD NOB
>eugenecist
Grassberg utterly doing my nut in. Pollenstein got me trapped inside like some kind of zoo animal.
>even the spain team has wogs nowgenuinely upset about this whole white replacement lads. I mean meds aren't white but still it not right
>>222348882>>222348920Live on lads, don't be in such a hurry to meet your Maker. We don't know if your list of mental illnesses is enough to get youse a pass. Open a window and let the sun shine on your scalps
>>222349012Don't know why they are trying to outdo by being even more pathetic. This could have been a legit issue to push for independence and sovereignty, instead they're just moping and apologising even more than England.
>>222349096it a good thing just embrace itx
>>222349062They build themselves in opposition to England. Quite pathetic really
gardens full of bees i've got what they want i've got what the need yeah that's right bees bumble bees good british ones
>>222348980Tim never forgave them for 2021 Abu Dhabi
Odds: another asahi in spoonsEvens: buy a ten pack and watch the footie
tried my luck in france but they started laughing at me in the street and going look at his british face and gait!
>>222349114Says you
nth for the gyaldem
>>222349114It’s just sad honestly, anytime we’re doing well in anything other heir bitterness is on full display
>>222348960WHEN LEFTIST SCUM TELL YOU ABOUT THE POOR IMMIGRANT CHILDREN TERRIFIED OF BEING DEPORTED THIS IS WHO THEY'RE ON ABOUTFOREIGN KIDS WHO HAVE WANTED FOR NOTHING AS THEIR PARENTS RINSE THE SYSTEM WITH FRADULENT BENEFIT CLAIMS, DODGY BUSINESSES AND CRIMINAL SIDE HUSTLES. PACKING UP THEIR 5 BED COUNCIL HOUSE AND 3 CARS TO GO LIVE BACK HOME LIKE FUCKING MILLIONAIRES ON THE MONEY THEY'VE STOLEN AND SQUIRRELED AWAY FROM THE TAXMAN
>>222349156corrr fucking ell mate I wasn't ready for another wank yet
French Gay PornPorno gay français
>>222349156that light swtich is beginning to rust from all of the bodily fluids that regularly drench it
>>222349175gp
MY LIFE GAY PORN!VERY NICE!
>>222349180insane post
There’s a 40 year old man near me who wears like 100% polyester graphic clothesLiterally every day a new terrible outfitAt 40 you’re way too old for that I think
Still waiting to meet the love of my life. I'm beginning to think she's not coming!
>>222349180True, it was me.
>>222349061>>222349061NO. ITS AS I SAID. THEY JUST TOOK HIS SIDE AND THOUGHT I SHOULD GET OVER IT. NOT ONE OF THEM THOUGHT I WAS IN THE RIGHT EITHER WHEN I'D DONE NOTHING WRONG. 20+ YEARS
what a life
>>222349213Don't worry, he is.
>>222349213im coming lol
>>222349156get her 'texed
>>222349012Based Scots
my life a gay porn film
>>222349242bet he thought he was untouchable when he was out there raping
Using 4chan every day kinda makes me a bit mental Like the more often I post the less normal I feel Should probably just take a break (I won’t)
THEY GOT HIM THEY GOT THE PUTNEY PUSHER
>>222349265throw me some numbers
>>222349258That sunblock isn't gonna work on through your clothes silly woman haha
>>222349283He's no push over!
>>222349264antifa are the foot-soldiers of capital
>>222349286throw some punches on your big fat yank head
>>222349264ENGLISH OUTBROWNS IN
>>222349313nobody says that
>>222349322i look like that and say that
>>222349283Did she die?
We march alongFor Gay PornAnd sing a Gay Porn song
grr im really angry guys *clenches fist*
>>222348545this is an illegal thread
>>222349347rare good yank post
I'm estranged from family members. Doesn't feel good and it doesn't seem to feel better with time either. I have nieces and nephews I haven't seen since they were born. But I think if I ever do commit suicide then it is better that they never knew me like it would be much worse if I were a part of their lives and then left like that. I dunno how to navigate relationships with other people, my whole life is like this.
on the ethnic women comparison tiktoks again
>>222349322What are you, a Nazi bastard?Get them in. Fed. Housed. Paid. Wanked off.
business idea: rename interracial rape to 'BlackAttack'
>>222349360hs?
>>222349362maybe you shouldnt have fiddled those kiddies
Toil doneOff homeSomething light and healthy for tea I'm all full of quinoa crisps that I've been snacking on all afternoon
Uncle Rorke and Mister Leftypol: The Adventures
>I'm all full of quinoa crisps
>>222349406s
>>222349343No the bus swerved out the way so she avoided getting splattered. She confronted the man when he ran back that way but he ignored her and kept running.
>>222349362Is your family voting Restore or Greens? And you? This is very important
nobody:rorke: my life a gay porn
SEX 57: HABIBI SEX
I need a credit card for steam hentai games what's a good one to get the card not the games i mean
spain match has started
quinoa crisps meaning a rentboys athletic spunks
>>222349375Not interested sorry. You can keep them.
Well well rorke, it seems as if Doctor Dasterdly has escaped with his villainous side kick boy butt squeakQuite leftypol! Tune in next week for more Uncle Rorke and Mister Leftypol adventures
My dads dropping in tomorrow so I'll have to do a quick tidy up of the flat this evening
>>222349375yikes
>>222349441why do you need a card for a game
>>222349456based more for mea woman risking honour killing for the cock and family disownment for the BWCjust thinking of it gets me rock hard
>>222349461good gimmick
>>222349471Woke gone mad
>>222349415Good on that driver for paying attention. It's a shit job and doesn't pay well but it's a lot of responsibility with all those dickheads on the road.
>>222349463just tell him to eff off
>>222349471Steam says has to prove age and wants a credit cardDebit cards don't count So I need the hentai credit card
Gooning rn.
>>222349509
>>222349505you're a fucking joke
leffepol: my life a gay beer
>>222349495No he's bringing beer from his holiday
>>222349441>paying for pornLol
My mate converted to Islam so he could marry an Afghan lass he met in uniHe was a 4chan type though so I assume he just did it because he wanted to live a somewhat normal life. Funny though…
something tells me when you retaliate Scottish banter with banter they will throw a hissy fit. Also what with people trying to marry Irish identity with Scottish identity in football?
>>222349521fucks she doing
lmao women wants to quit her high stress work from home call centre job to be a bus driver
>>222349487technically safe for work, this
>>222349441They're all the same, long gone are the days when credit cards offered good rewards
>>222349533strange post
>>222349505i beg you just pirate
fucking love farting
>>222349521>t.
>>222349529my mate married an afghan girl but she gave it all up just to marry him. To be fair from speaking to her she hated all that muslim stuff and her father.
>>222349555I don't mind it when I'm on my own but it's no good if I'm in public or in the office
>>222349543she'd probably be better off trying to get a job in the rail industry, even as a conductor or some suchgood employer, decent pay, strong union, opportunities for progression
Car in garage waiting for part but need to drive it to airport on Wednesday morning And leave until Sunday. If it isn't sorted tomorrow I'll have to pay for parking for a different car because the fuckers won't let me change the registration on the booking. Causing me stress
>>222349591relax bro it ain't that deep
>>222349543Surely 2k after tax is more than minimum wage?
> 78-year-old patient left with rash and needing blood tests after being covered with feces and urine at UK hospital following ceiling collapse: reportLOL
>>222349585what if you're at home with your gf
>>222349620shrieking
>>222349591Doesnr sound that stressfulMissing your flight would be stressful paying a bit more for parking is a minor annoyance
>>222349589Those jobs are fucking impossible to get, hundreds of applicants every time
>>222349579sex must be amazing
>>222349612Oh ok thanks
>>222349637beats driving a bus though
the deep mentioned
>>222349591your fault for paying for parking in advance
>>222349627My gf (feline) acts distant to me at all times regardless of how much I fart around her
mulled it over and have come to the conclusion that the simpsons australia episode is the single greatest piece of media that humans have ever created
>>222349541Bouncing on and getting stretched by BBC
>>222349620lol racist prick got what was coming to him
Rorke and his lovely Korean girlfriend. What a cute couple.
Love women who wear big yellow coats
>>222349666didnt ask for your mum's to do list
>>222349661>felinefemale you mean
wonder if cape verde will get their goal like cuaracao last night
>>222349635My car is nice and comfortable my gfs car is a clapped out no a/c 1litre micra I can barely fit in, let alone drive on the motorway for several hours. How can a pillow princess like me deal with such discomfort?
>>222349649Being a bus driver isn't even that bad if you're in the right part of the countrySet routes and locals to chat to
>>222349649my great-great uncle was a bus driver and won an award for his work. he was drunk every single day.
>>222349665Have you seen every other piece of media ?
>>222349637Not when you have pussy power
>>222349695this is some shit ricky from traler park boys would say
Not at home how's the Spain game going
>>222349693>gfFONT
>>2223497202-0
>>222349720Don't know, haven't got a BBC license to watch
>>222349701yes
lamine yamal is the platonic twink form
>>222349657Can't argue with this actually
Stop Doctor Dasterdly! Your little ruse is at an end. Soon all of /brit/ will know of your scheming.Mister leftypol, take him awayAs you say Uncle Rorke![End Credits]
those iberian monkeys still haven't scored?
>>222349716probably won't surprise you then that i grew up 20 minutes away from where trailer park boys was filmed
>>222349295Always has beenBolshevism and Capitalism are in alliance.
>>222349728You can purchase one by scanning the qr code during the broadcast
Right lets move on to cheerier topics of discussion :)
bet he shaves his gooch with it
fungal
it’s the way of the road boys
>>222349552yeah its strange but my feed on x is filled with scots mocking and complaining about the English.
>>222349775Here's one: should I buy a bike?
>>222349791That's the way she goes
Fucking depressing as shit if you guys were being truthful that only 20-30 people post here I thought it was waaaaay more
Don''t you know you're gonna killKill your sons
>>222349796good
>>222349806we're the elite few
mental, isn't itm how death entwines us all?
>>222349784Cunt looks like a disgraced Tory mp
i am 24
Soon my plan for world domination will come to fruition Rorke, and you'll be powerless to stop me![Maniacal laughter]Oh no, I sure hope Mister Leftypol comes through or else we're doomed!
>>222349806There used to be anywhere from around 40-80 IPs in any given thread back when you could see such
>>222349812kinda pathatic
>>222349817Not me I don't think I'll die
>>222349817thank god for that. imagine living forever? just the thought fills me with dread.
>i used to be an ambassador >then i got fired from work
Who the fuck is this random old fat woman on the football
>>222349446I'm slowly scrolling thorough the match thread>>2223497200-0 spain dominate the ball but not creating anything dangerous. CV's low block holding tight
>>222349869Is she blonde?
>>222349869that's my mother
>>222349881Yeah
>>222349869ex chelsea or england woman's coach I think, she won a women's prem iirc
>>222349869emma hayes
Me almost dying because I was trying to take a photo of a really big pigeon that was over the other side of the road
This is Cape Verde. Compared to here it may as well be a different planet thirdies cannot suffer
>>222349890Probably Emma Hayes ex Chelsea and current USWNT coach A legend of the game
I fuck arses.
>>222349903>>222349907So nothing to do with actual football then. May aswell get a tennis player on
im a chopped chud
snorting lines of my own dandruff and shadowboxing
>>222349784Got one of these and it's actually quite good. The razor blades are made in India though which I found a bit sus having seen some videos of Indian factories online.
>>222349921you mindraped yourself into buying these just to stage a photo to post here based on your special OCD interests
sticky poos
>>222349958bizarre comment
>>222349933More successful than any living English men's manager by far
>>222349958screaming
>>222349928get out of the stables toby
>>222349978rattled paedo lol
fanny lips
>>222349921Look how happy they are to receive the luscious beans
might visit the fabled niggas in paris
the paris "nigga"
melting kelloggs froot loops in a spoon with a lighter and injecting the resulting fluid straight into the dorsal vein of my throbbing hard cock
300 billion to iran lmao
>>222349928all right didn't need to know that mate>>222349956based
>>222350030What's the rush like?
>>222349983Getting promoted from league 2 is a thousand times more impressive than winning anything in women’s football
>>222350033well you’re gay how about that
Girls and dogs both take one look at me and know immediately
>>222350033lil donnie lost
ziedy is so sad
sucked my cbd joint earlier and i just might do it again
Just remembered I have half a tub of vanilla ice cream in the freezer
>>222350033Total Aryan Victory The star of David is setting
it aint easy bein’ cheesy
>>222350090goyslop
cheesy michael
alien cat nigga
>>222350105dont you want every iranian killed and replaced with whites
are spain the most boring football team in the world
cleaned the flatnow watch it be a state again by the weekend
>>222350139not funny.
>>222350090Mental how they're allowed to sell palm oil and flavourings as ice cream these days. The west has fallen...
Reckon if this were two bed and about a third of the price I'd be in for it
>>222350170but it's not so you won't.
Picture Loans
reckon flies would eat spaff if offered? not mine though haha that’d be weird
Goga Gola
>>222350170>half a million for a grim shoebox apartmentfuck this country
>>222350130Some Iranians are White so no
>>222350186is he the new australian 100m sprinter
Rorke's got the suds
>>222350193So your 100% Nordic world was a larp then
>>222350235>>222350235>>222350235
>>222348545brits are too asuka-coded to misatopost
>>222350251yep we love asuka
>>222350251we americans prefer misato
>>222350214No?Iranians with Nordic traits are White.
release it quicker FFS
>>222350290hahayou are brown
>>222350235>>222350235>>222350235You're off by 40 minutes.
