time to watch professional “e-sports” “athletes” compete in this silly little game i used to play

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free iran from british indoctrination

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尖叫

>>222350204
shcjeikakitg

SEX 57: SEX WITH HITLER

>>222350279
get them here now
get them housed
get them shagged

>>222350279
leave them palesinte niggas alone bro

>>222350185
saw one land on a used nicotine pouch and die shortly after once
what a life he must have had at the end but those things will kill you

Oh my days what a shot

>>222350337
whys he doing that then x

>>222350322
nicotine is literally insecticide

spain managed to field a whiter team than england lmao. they'll also perform much better

burritos for tea i suppose

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>>222350364
hes on what we might call a madness

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>>222350307
they are desperate and want an israeli bf tho theyre just confused with the whole brit thing

>>222350373
spain is racist as fuck. we dont want to be like them

>>222350307
I'll volunteer haha...

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boring game

sexy ladies

>>222350373
they're struggling against Cape Verde you Scotch wog

those zyn things are gay af gotta be the gayest way to consume nicotine

>>222350400
UM hi :3 x

Still waiting for my Palestine national team top to arrive

Today, I feel Cabo Verdean

what do you do when you are bored?

>>222350394
yeh much better to have an england team with no english players in it

>>222350400
get your feet out for the lads

>>222350394
um yes we do

tiki taka more like poopoo cacka

>>222350425
drink heavily until i feel sleepy

>>222350409
comfy looking house and a VERY polite cat

>Further, those aged 16-17 who have access to social media will be subject to a curfew (presumably a forced log out) on those sites of 8:30 PM.

>>222350408
agreed

>>222350425
read a book

>>222350425
go for a WALK

>>222350400
are you sober. you have to be drunk or have a bet on for it to be fun

>>222350426
they were born here rorke

Little factoid I’ve been to cape verde
It’s genuinely a third world shanty town I’m surprised they have a national team

going for a walnk

>>222350445
dying government flailing with its last breath

I have nothing to do until mid 2028, what to do in those 2 years that's good? which skill to learn? etc.

>>222350447
thank you for agreeing

>>222350472
i doubt a single player was born there. all these pointless micronations are fielding fraudulent teams

>>222350472
even palestine has a national team and that's after israel have killed most of their starting xi

>>222350445
SCREAMING

>>222350445
zoomer brain's already fried from 24/7 social media thoughbeitit

>>222350488
kek this is a good gimmick what situation could you possibly be in

well from what i've seen in the past five minutes i'd say spain look a bit TOOTHLESS

>>222350439
uh oh shes not pleased!

>>222350445
>>222350478
>Government on it's last breath
>Shall we do something good for the people? No, let's do some Draconian shit hehe

>>222350475
a wank or a walk?

>>222350520
>>222350520
cheeky prison sentence

Archbishop Eamon Martin says that we must not merely welcome the invader, we must integrate them, i.e. interbreed with them. This is Christ-cuckery cranked up to eleven.

According to Catholic doctrine, that Sudanese invader who tried to behead that fellow has infinite dignity; he possesses a soul with infinite worth, that is made in the image and likeness of the Jewish god.

>>222350472
Are you an anesthesiologist? because that story put me to sleep!

all this because people can't be arsed to parent their own kids

>>222350532
yeah

>>222350491
no problem

authentic catbergé for sale

>>222350520
2 years until i graduate, taking few classes each semester, not a Jordanian so I can't work. Basically at home doing nothing for 98% of the time

Nigger.

>>222350536
do you deserve odin's mercy after being a gay communists for about 10 years?

>>222350542
It's got nothing to do with protecting kids. It's about monitoring everything you do

>>222350557
agreed

>>222350388
it not right

lol 17 year olds will be allowed to vote and drive but they can’t use Instagram past 10pm

rorke skipping wing and g fighter so he can get to turn a gundam quicker

fungus among us

thirdies getting a bit noncey in the matchy

>>222350557
racismlad no! your pass!

mates 20 year old sister is going to dubai by herself
simply do not see a world she isn't letting some arab poo in her mouth

>>222350571
and they can also legally take part in bbc gangbangs but if someone filmed it they'd be a paedo

cruzcampo
sevilla*

*brewed in burton on trent

>>222350445
actual North Korea tier shit if there arent mass protests over this then theres no hope for the goyim

flagellating myself with a pooey toilet brush

>>222350588
uma

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>>222350591

>>222350584
disgraceful
link so i can report them

Can they ban social media for the over 60s while they're at it? Their brains are just as fried from Indian bots

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this necklace was made 130,000 years ago by neanderthals. our lives are nothing. just specs of dust blowing in the wind. they will not remember us

>>222350588
She should visit south Wales I'd shit in her mouth for frer

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>>222350582
he's based for that but i think you forgot one

to post like a cuckold? it's a fuckin disgrace

>>222350623
we do remember neanderthals thoughbeit

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>>222350567
i tried to book a flight and a hotel near the milad tower in tehran but there's no tel aviv to tehran flights yet

i swear those people are retarded if i was in charge we'd have flights to tehran years ago.

i have 5 hours of free time a day, what to do in it

>>222350594
polling shows majority public support for the policy as well as the OSA. british people are genuinely completely mindraped and believe anything is good if the telly tells them it is

juan mata
ange postecoglu
some random fat woman

giving catberg a gentle loving kiss on his little faggot retard forehead

>>222350388
filthy archosaur doesn't deserve her!

>>222350620
Yeah only if we can ban mainstream media as well

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>>222350659
yes

>>222350651
Wank until your cock falls off

>>222350591
mould

>>222350594
Do you seriously think that will happen?

The British masses are retarded peons who deserve everything they get. Britain is a jewish terror regime.

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nth for the baddiedem

if i drink energy drink now what time will i go asleep

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yes i can confirm the blonde lady in the ITV studio is the legendary emma hayes

fungus

>>222350699
Dinner lady extrordinaire

what’s with all the white larpers in the Cape Verde fan section

>>222350659
catberg giving a plaintive mewl from my bed to let me know he wants a tummy tickle right now

>>222350561
This

And it's also nothing to do with Labour or Starmer.

It's basically the end of the internet

LIFE IS A HIGHWAY

>>222350715
fifa plants

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>>222350661
for decades the british crown has conspired to keep israeli men away from the persian gfs we deserve, it wont last.

>>222350699
At least she actually knows what she's talking about unlike other token female pundits

>>222350699
Packed stadium behind her

>>222350654
scrange boshtecoglu

may just could just be sausages for dinner

let's be honest children and young teenagers should not be on social media it's literally just a mindrape machine these days
but instead of going after the companies governments just use it as a backdoor to destroy privacy

washed my sheets today
might go to bed and do some stinky farts

>>222350762
This is what Sweden used to be about

social media should be banned

>>222350717
give him a FUCKING tummy tickle right this FUCKING minute
nothing in life matters but catberg and you know it

>>222350774
what is Sweden about now?

>>222350750
photo clearly taken after game and the presentation ceremony has already happened

hate it when i remember something cringe i did years ago and i just flinch and recoil at mere thought of it actually occurring

blackifying my own arse

still haven't done any washing up or tidying up from weekend steamingtoil the flat is fucked rn

>>222350762
bottom left looks like my knob
took the time to post it here once and got lots of mushroom themed abuse

>>222350785
Bbw huge ass fart rövsmör

>>222350785
wokeness

Social media was fine until they invented algorithms

biomass should be banned

far cry primal

>>222350792
every single night when i lie down to sleep every slightly embarrassing or awkward moment from my life plays inside my mind keeping me awake for hours at a time

>>222350760
Why would it be any other way?

Gay Porn: The Videogame

>>222350762
would cum inside a fair few of these

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>>222350762
/brit/

if you had to eat one of these mushrooms which one are you having?

>>222350798
sexy mean bitch gook gf now

why are there multiple swedes
why do forens of all flavours occupy our poor benighted thread at every hour

>>222350839
The poisonous one on the left

why are brown people so susceptible to radical islam it's like mental fentanyl for them

>>222350760
children with inattentive and ignorant parents being mindraped matters less to me than my privacy. simple as that

>>222350821
*makes a gang sign that spells out ktim*

if any disagrees with me they're either stupid, ignorant or evil.

>>222350874
true

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>>222350849
So here are it: fuck you.

>>222350785
making memes

>>222350798
god she's so fucking cute

>>222350863
meaning in a meaningless world

>>222350863
because it preaches that gods final and favourite prophet was a brown paedophile who hated women just like them

>>222350760
if the goal was to reduce harm they’d ban ‘algorithms’ which are the part of social media that’s actively harmful
theyre obviously just trying to restrict the flow of information to people during their formative years to ensure they come out as brainless golems like when the only info you got came out of a television

poo brarbdley

>>222350839
I'll have the one that looks like an arsehole. Not gonna have the one which looks like a knob haha.

>>222350863
you could say the same for europeans (""whites"") and egalitarianism
but that doesnt sit right with you even though it's accurate yeah?

Lads, what snacks do I pick up from Morrisons later

you'd never think it was possible to accidentally throw someone off a bridge

>>222350954
doughnuts

Britain is far more tyrannical than China is.

Quite literally there is not one single reason why the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland should continue as an entity. I care about my race. Not my state.

>>222350697
never ever

>>222350781
trust me my life is completely without value but i can at least make sure catberg lives out his twilight years feeling happy and loved

Hey man, what's up? It's me, Kyle from school, remember? Who am i kidding, of course you remember me. I used to shove you over in the hall everyday haha. All is forgiven though!
Listen, i'm back in town for a lil while and thought i'd do a party like the good old days! Oh? You never got invited to one? Makes sense. Come over Friday night, ok? Everyone is gonna be there. You might even get lucky! First time for everything haha
Oh by the way, we've been trying to get you on socials for a while but you don't seem to have any? What's going on? Too good to keep in touch? Rude as hell honestly. Lucky i remembered your parent's house else i wouldn't have caught up with you. So you still live with them? Yeah? No it's cool you look after them and stuff. I get it.
Anyways, see you at mine and, hey, don't say or do any of that weird stuff you did back in school, ok? Everyone's grown up now. You should too.

>>222350925
>theyre obviously just trying to restrict the flow of information to people during their formative years to ensure they come out as brainless golems like when the only info you got came out of a television
This is it basically.

They want another generation of boomers. Incredibly sinister when you think about it.

i'd care about the realm, if there were such a thing in this age
the monarch to whom i'm subject, goddammit!

>>222350798
ktim
everyone at toil kept coming up to ask if I was okay but I just have an ugly angry default face

britain needs a Victoria II in name and spirit

>>222350995
ktimming solemnly at this x

>>222350978
When you think about it, a lot of things China does is actually preserving their culture and race. Can't say the same about the UK.

my aunt offered me a job at her company and I’m fucking absolutely desperate for a job but I had to say no because I have too much pride to accept charity. Already regret it

>>222351047
Britain needs an Adolf Hitler

>>222351047
i think theyve got a Victoria III now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ow9gznhuEw

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Britain needs Rupert Lowe.

thinking about scott of the antarctic
it not right what happened to him x

>>222351054
>a lot of things China does is actually preserving their culture and race.
not surprising considering the horrible state the suicidal west is in

Tried those jaffa cake chocolate digestives
Interesting biscuit, not as nice as a real jaffa cake but I've eaten half a pack so they can't be disgusting

>>222350996
fuck you Kyle

really hope i’m reincarnated as a cat in the next life
imagine doing fucking nothing for your entire life but people adore you and cater to your every last whim anyway

>>222351110
some cats don't have it so good

>>222351087
Can’t be fucked reading that

some of my cousins are so fit

>>222351099
dangerous

>>222351100
do they give you cancer like real jaffas?

>>222351054
Pretty much. China is essentially National Socialist and doesn't have jews in power.

If Whites go extinct we will deserve it. America, Britain and the other ZOG regimes are completely inhuman and are the most repulsive states in history.

If there's an afterlife, I hope we get to torture the likes of Churchill forever.

>>222351057
delete this one

>>222351119
if you’re a street cat that just means you get to shag all you want, not that bad is it mate

>>222351135
probably
everything gives you cancer nowadays

>>222351099
she needs a big strong man to help her with that, I'm up for it

just removed all my friends on everything they could possibly contact me on again aha
what am i like?

did fancy my cousin when I was like 14
well I'd hope so since I snogged her

1776 was only 5 50 year olds ago.

>>222351169
bizarre lie

>>222351054
>a lot of things China does is actually preserving their culture and race

Except, you know, that whole time they tried to literally erase their historical culture:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_Revolution

>>222351110
your instincts would be completely different and your mental well being as a cat would be just as bad if not worse than now
if your owner doesnt understand feline nature you will have a dreadful stressful life

>>222351168
done that before
x

>>222351176
why would I lie about that
didn't know she was my cousin at the time obviously

don't really fancy any of my actual cousins but a couple of my cousins wives are megafit

>>222351168
BPD moment

>>222351199
meltdown

Once my doom device is complete, all of /brit/ will be mine!
[Maniacal Laughter]

Not good Mister Leftypol. We've got to stop Doctor Dasterdly before he finishes his device, or it's goodnight!

>>222351124
tl;dr
>we will deport them
>millions must go

>>222351127
alri abdul

>>222351169
same haha
didn't snog her but we used to sit snuggled up together watching movies on a small portable dvd player and sometimes I had a boner willy

Oh my days what a shot

listening to the hallway conversations from my smelly flat

>>222351198
so have i aha

my great grandfather fought in american civil jihad

looks like my work here is done

>>222351189
well actually i understand feline nature and i’ve treated all my cats well so i’d be reincarnated with a loving caring owner anyway xx

>>222351087
the most "extreme" political party is talking about "illegals" (are there even millions of them?) as opposed to ones with "legal" paperwork
it's over

>>222351243
grim

>>222351243
was listening to the workmen next door whilst doing a poo earlier

>>222351266
why is there 2 sinks?

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pick one

did the melanated gentleman manipulate the spherical object did he

If they do succeed in clamping down on the internet then it's basically over.

There will never be another way of communicating so easily that everyone can access. Governments in Europe realised in the 2010s that the genie was out of the bottle and that they couldn't control the narrative due to the internet. Too many dissenting ideas on race and history threatened their power.

There will simply be a generation of moronic mulatto peons incapable of thinking.

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>mexican wave

we are the 'tex team

>>222351290
that spherical object? my arse

>>222351284
one is for washing her cock

>>222351299
and you will never do anything about it so pipe down

>>222351288
id rather fast

>>222351313
shut up man

>>222351302
What's wrong with people just having fun and enjoying themselves?

baby deer NEEDS attention

>>222351320
why do you always post fucked up ugly tatted women off twitter

'lysa

welsh language predates jesus christ himself you will never get rid of us

>>222351320
fit 22 year old cousin has tattoos like that

pissing all over my mattress

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A woman sunbathes from the window above the Britannia Fish and Chip restaurant on the seafront on Good Friday in Southend (2020)

>>222351334
Oven

>>222351344
my bad

>>222351320
people who look like this should be imprisoned making license plates for the rest of their lives

>>222351378
So do rats and look at them

>>222351277
He said illegals and then others.

genuinely need gay sex rn

>>222351404
um hi x

>>222351386
youll sit in your smelly bedroom waiting for someone else to do something about it while boring us with your posts

>>222351404
you turned prison gay or summit?

>>222351199
how could you not know

>>222351391
Feel better?

>>222351420

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>>222351266
yum

>>222351427
no i’m full on regular gay which is even scarier

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me

>>222351450
Not whilst you're here no

>>222351428
I just didn't
Thought her family were just a family friend

>>222351427
I turned prison gay at 18 and then immediately regretted it after my first gay sex

>>222351378
your nan predates your mum

Why aren't Spain winning against Cabo Verde, are they stupid or something?

12 year a gay porn

are the guys who regularly post lust-provoking webms watching and saving porn all day? surely that can't be good for the brain

>>222351462
spongob

one of my afab cousins has come out as nonbinary

>>222351490
screaming

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>>222351462
me

And what of Alan Titchmarsh?

>>222351493
scre

FORM A SQUARE!

big guy pants ok

>>222351496
Beat her up

i love abusing drugs and alcohol

>>222351496
right well thats just stupid isnt it
makes no sense

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It's Monday. The week has only just begun but the clock is still ticking. How you start today determines how the rest of the week will go. You need a reminder. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Get up. Get moving. Planning. Organizing. Making your next moves. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.

>>222351496
get her sectioned

>wash your penis
Screaming

i love abusing my arse with rape

>>222351525
you should write songs about how much you love abusing drugs and alcohol
i hear thats a big market these days

Experimenting with a picky dinner

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>>222351501
is he still mates with tommy and charlie?

>>222351559
shut up idiot

>>222351522
>>222351541
*them

>>222351532
how so?

>>222351525
ktimmers

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>okay day
>go to the co-op
>this is about a fifteen minute thing from beginning to end, walk to the co-op, shop, return
>mood in the ground by the time I get back
why can't I be someone else, somewhere else? why here, why me?

>>222351573
I miss ground force

>get a haircut. wash your penis.
always cracks me up

>>222351496
ever shag them up the arse?

Mad how Yamal is a legit spurs fan. Poch really fucked a generation.

brainstorming a new gimmique

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It's Monday. The week has only just begun but the clock is still ticking. How you start today determines how the rest of the week will go. You need a reminder. The goals still need to be avoided. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Time to ruin your sleep schedule, and start watching Joe Rogan. Let your beard grow out. Don't trim. Don't go to the barber. Leave your foreskin disgusting and smelly. Start drinking fizzy drink. Eat disgusting slop everyday. Eat KFC. Eat Pizza. Watch porn and give camwhores money. Spend every waking moment on /brit/. Go to bed at 9am. Don't read. Don't exercise. Don't walk outside. Overcast. Dread. The tinnitus buzzing. The hemorrhoids bulging. The XP gained. The magic levels achieved. The friends list full. The shitposts authored. The (You)s collected. A clue gained as a rare drop.

need to resize an eager hole with my bwc

>spain

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good post

>>>/sp/155319542

picking bits out of my arse hair

Oh my days what a shot

Crazy how they turned "being poor" into "picky dinner"

picky bits for tea

biting a pick

footballer shsould be required to have army haircuts and anyone with cucurella hair should be killed

When i die i wish to not be cremated but be buried illegally, on a national park or even a public one. One last nuisance to inflict upon this world

>>222351582
>how so?
because humans are sexually dimorphic
all that gender fluidity stuff is just made up by random psychologist nutcases and has no scientific backing

>>222351496
brave