Massive tits edition
rape al the time
>>222357821whats the conversation honey
my fucking goat
sir rape
>>222358062think I speak for everyone here when I say I'd love to see her double teamed by dredd and jason luv
>>222358093bout the fact she looks like a draugr fae skyrim
Big tits
>>222358096then get off 4chan
nobody cared who he was before he used the segway
>>222358096he's so reddit
prefer this one because it has gigantic tits I do have friends already and I don't want to drink. maybe I could work abroad because I hate the UK (as is)... but I want to work somewhere safe and nice, which I don't think is possible for these teach english abroad with zero requirements jobs
>>222358062vile plastic trollop
ariana grande skyrim shout nigga blast
would you visit goobies
>>222358062
>>222358081This is what i was thinking too, pirating them instead of buying, but i've never pirated indie games before, so i wasnt sure how safe or easy it would be.
Need everything to be cool and awesome again
>>222358146..........ye
>>222358062So zieht man Ausländer an, Jungs
>>222358152spoileur that howg
>>222358146was going to say thats just newfoundland but then saw where it was :p
on the overwatch drive again aren't i
>>222358121she's actually fine
>>222358132at that point he's just asking to be grabbed by the ankles and whirled around until his cranium connects with that tree trunk
>>222358173finished mine
don’t think she did mate
why did scobie wank the willy
the corns are massively reduced now. gave it a little rest as the skin got bloody. and now time to apply more corrosive gel -______-
>>222358176someone get this bithc a sandwich
got the asmr on, got my bum out
newfie enby from goobies
>>222358126kinda mental that this is sfw really
>>222358176know a girl who is also skeletonmaxxingvery pretty but unnervingly skinny, no tits no arsedunno what makes her think it's a good look, she puts a lot of effort into her appearance otherwise
>>222358199rancid harlot
thinking of industry and trade and Christian commerce
don't think that's gay
sorry?
was Idi amin a bad guy yes or no I don’t know history
>>222358216ur good mate
>>222358199acting all demure and innocent wearing ting a top like thatmake it make sense lads
been ignoring a pain and a lump for approaching three years now because the idea that I might be forced to die instead of having to commit suicide is exciting, like it actually fills me with excitement like when I was a kid opening a shiny christmas present with the ps2 game I wanted all year, that was the last time I'd ever felt happiness
>>222358221somewhere in between
zoomers don't use laugh emoji they use crying emoji
britain should manufacture goods and trade them with USA and we'll make goods you can buy
>>222358206its actual mental illness theres no understanding it
>>222358226it's likely benign if you've had it that long
I want to fly like an eagleTo the seaFly like an eagleLet my spirit carry meI want to fly like an eagle'Til I'm free
The much maligned Idi Amin
So, like, I woke up right fucking Brahms. Whatever I'd been doing to myself last night, I did with the intent to maim. Stumble to the head, contemplate gravity for a minute and finally decide to sit down to take or leave the longest piss of my adult life... Reality's gone all Peter on me. I need cold dihydrogen monoxide inside and out, so I start the tub while I go get myself a pitcher of water. Fire up the chunes. and soak in the frigid waters of the North Atlantic for a half hour.I fear the coming hangover. So I hop on Michael, my hair still sopping wet, and make my way to the grocers and liquory as fast as my dying limbs will take me, praying to a god that I have clearly offended that Robert Peel himself isn't standing outside the liquor store, ready to write me up for operating a two wheeled vehicle while under the influence of intoxicants.Starches, caffeine, fats, heavy cream, proteins, greens, spicy fucking pickled beans! And the key to any good hangover: the means to make a good michelada with a pickled egg and a gorda tequila sitting plumply waiting in the sidecar.Go to leave the ethanol apothecary, and some wannabe crust punk flat out tells me I'm buying him a pack of coolers.>The fuck I am.The childe attempts to turn the air blue with his limited vocabulary.>Let me stop you there. Sure big words don't make big feelings, but you've come to this war of the words illiterate and unarmed. You look like fucking shit. They won't card you. Go in there and unfuck yourself, you indolent twat gumbo."And that's how I got a black eye to match my black liver. Sure hope that kid figured out how to get alcohol poisoning and hyperglycemia.
>>222358228good, stick to the guns. that pineapple chimp must stay. and if someone doesn't like it? they can cope.
>>222358226what do you think prompted you to make this post? interesting that you'd feel the need to put this idea out to the scrutiny of strangers if it's something you're apparently so sure about
>>222358221amin... probably
>>222358250enjoyed this post
>>222358244come on now lad don't say that
Unwrapping the cancer my nan got me and going wild
>>222358250get them all stewed
right that's a video of all the redditflags users
too many fat cows being posted, sign of the times im afraid.
we need to pump these numbers up and produce more bricks and sell more bricks
right then guess /spic/ must be down then
one of my favourite gimmicks is when someone posts an extremely long terrifying looking link full of random numbers and letters and someone replies 'john macafee'always makes me giggle like a ming
Might boogie all night long
>>222358299>rose is now 40 years old
>>222358321dangerous and downright stupid
>>222358250/brit/ when multiple news get posted at once
>>222358256dunno. when you don't know what to think about something yourself you put it out there and see what people say. you can do that anonymously for free.
>giggle like a ming
>>222358321then blame it?
Open up ooga booga I's here
Really want to be dead
>>222358341Scrm
>>222358329is this per chance AI? or actual RS (Real Stupidity)?
>>222358285
>>222358332gp
>>222358329one down 4 billion to go
>>222358348Step a foot into Cardiff and you'll be on your way to Jupiter
>>222358344rorkes sleep paralysis demon
>>222358359Screaming Its Bradley Walsh
christ my back is in painfucking asda delivery toil killing me
Mumberg probably been looking up local accidents in my area again as she has messaged me to ask if I'm ok for no apparent reason
im a welsh lad with a soft bum who needs a hard english cock
>>222358329Is this gore?
mares
I'm an English lad with a hard cock in search of a soft Welsh bum
>>222358205its not fair, janny has done me in for posting the barest hint of labia before
Brits lecture us of being classist while over 1 million working class girls have been drugged and raped in the most horrible ways by smelly, hairy pakis. Class is an actual divide in the UK, here in the US we all interact on the same basis and date outside our economic class. Its disgusting that you would treat your own like that just for being poor. If anything theres unsaid stigma about being actually wealthy here.
fares
>>222358397sex you me sex give
would do almost anything to go back in time to 2013
get in
>>222358397Hi
mental that the war in ukraine is still going on
>>222358322she actually streams now occasionally, maybe once a week or two, she autistically plays bizarre games while mostly ignoring chat.
https://youtu.be/65yP7QaedIE?t=137
>>222358247What is it? Reads like Jeff Noon and I want to read the rest of it. If it's your original work then nice
>>222358402for some reason a woman falling to her death is not considered gore to the jannys and has been posted everywhere in the past couple of days
feeling ill
>>222358422goy cattle
>>222358344need this upstanding gentlemen and all his friends and family settled in rural devon at ONCE
>>222358428What an absolute mommy.
>>222358329how did not one single person twig there was no rope attached to her
Nice false flag fucking piece of shit are u that bored
that's not flying, it's falling with style
hi
>>222358427remember when trump said he'd end it in a single day
Backrooms is racist film. It’s technically brilliant, but racist. And it’s a shame during a time where Black studies is being eliminated on college campuses because I fear people are overlooking the obvious tropes and racist callbacks the film ridiculously displays.
>>222358417You couldn't be more wrong. You think that's the case because TV has told you that but the actual wealthy classes (i.e. everyone who becomes a politician) wouldn't dream of dating a pleb like you. Ever been invited to a debutante ball? I did not think so
think im gonna watch edgerunners again to be sad. realised recently that normies dont really do things they know are going to be sad which i found quite interesting. they dont understand listening to depressing music or watching depressing films or any of that. interesting stuff.
that's not raping, it's sexing with style
what is blud waffling about
>>222358480already cute she'll pass well
edging to some runners now
>proto gf just described something as lushNow all I'm imagining is seasidemark
>>222358480Autogynephilia makes boys become uglier boys init
>>222358506rubbish, normies listen to The Smiths
>>222358521um
not allowed
>>222358442>fallingShe didn't trip
Really nice garlic harvest this year, got one bulb the size of a toddlers fist
>>222358417rambling about things you don't understand at all*hits you with a brick*
umm
feeling sad
>>222358506Yeah you're right there's not a single popular sad song or movie that's successful. That's why nobody ever watched children of men or the pursuit of happiness or requiem for a dream and why nobody ever listens to joy division or the cure or literally any indie band ever
im an autogayboyfillimup
>>222358153super meatboy is the only good game in that list and you should just pirate it from fitgirl (if you're unsure if you're on the right site, unironically check the PiratedGames reddit page where they have the real fitgirl site permanently pinned somewhere on the page). just go through qbittorrent or whatever the current not-malware one is and you're good to go. no different than pirating any big game.
going to indochina to have consensual sex with children
>>222358484mould
>>222358540She didn't fly so good!
anime
>>222358500Half our politicians are fucking openly swingers and ones an inbred brother fucking Somali. Obamas daughters notoriously got ran through by miles of white dicks in college.
lol he copy and pasted the post haha
>>222358314https://yandex.com/images/touch/search?tmpl_version=releases-frontend-images-v1.1793.0__c6e7c9a926d564bce96392b17991a58525c4556c&from=undefined&cbir_id=4327993%2F1vy8QIh18Q8lo2mdgkpD2w27&cbir_page=similar&rpt=imageview&url=https%3A%2F%2Favatars.mds.yandex.net%2Fget-images-cbir%2F4327993%2F1vy8QIh18Q8lo2mdgkpD2w27%2Forig
>>222358557have a coffee
*flashes you*
kate king sex arse
>>222358437BOPNigga got GOTDid those guys get charged?
>>222358589bit late have work tomorrow :<
Suddenly got the urge to do lots of housework for some reason
>>222358417over a million? come on
>>222358589we drink tea here
>>222358588i clicked it
Probably should've started an OnlyFans years ago. I'd be rich by now
>>222358582Shagging isn't really dating though is it. It's not. Slumming it is fun but none of them are settling down with poors they're just fucking them for fun and then marrying their dads golf buddies child to continue the empire
>>222358618never too late darling x
might wank a cock with my arsehole tonight
>>222358528normies dont listen to the smiths mate. >>222358562Box office results:>Children of Men: $70.5 million>Pursuit of Happiness: $307.1 million>Requiem For a Dream: $7.39 million>Boss Baby: $528 million
>>222358557good
>>222358620it's not even sex it's mutual masturbation
>>222358633Not clicking that nigga
>>222358528nothing wrong with the smiths if you ask me.>>222358566alright.
suddenly got the urge to do lots of pooing for some reason
>>222358641scream
>>222358651It's My Little Pony and needs removed.
>>222358633five nights at.... pinkies?!?!?
mere bings away from more footy action
>>222358597the guy who hit him with a pumpkin is more likely to get charged.even most of the chris hansen pedos got off without charges. most juristictions won't allow evidence from the way they try to bait them to meet up. it's also entrapment
>>222358633corr sex
The Smiths, much like The Arctic Monkeys, are popular with normies who convince themselves they're not normies and glorify depression and other mental health conditions
>>222358641If you don't think boss baby is a sad film then you're emotionally immature and should go back to inside out school for silly and naughty feelings
rorke making a reform themed reggae album for the next jenny leck
we're just normal men
>>222358695Honestly kind of mental how much I hate you
why is harry potter so much more popular with women?
we are devo
>>222358682>it's also entrapmentits literally not entrapmentonly the police can entrap youif a random private citizen pretends to be a 12 year old girl and sexts with another adult, the adult has committed the crime of soliciting sex with a minor
why do footballers have such sexy children
>>222358750can you stop posting people dying mate? this is not the place for it.
>>222358750when you nut but she keep sucking
>>222358789roar
>>222358751hogwarts houses are just an extension of astrology
>>222358760flag-shagging racist on the right
>>222358752Keep your stupid red hat away from me, I'm men. Prepare to get whipped.
>>222358767i meant in the case of chris hansen in which they teamed up with the local policenone of these kick streamers have gotten anyone arrested for this
>>222358751they wanted to go to hogworts and fuck harry
>>222358439Just talking out my ass... I think I just had tea last night.I did drop the "unarmed and illiterate" jab on a work friend when he started bitching at HR. She is a dragon, with heart of iron and talons of acrylic. Every sentiment that has ever dripped from the corners of her miasmic face pit has been caustic at best. My mate was about to Rowan Atkinson his way into unemployment.
:3
it's over for porke
>>222358837fuck you
Lamb chops for mister rorkeypops
>>222358826*draco
>>222358854green
>>222358827Ok cool nice one, I'm going to steal lots of it for my novel and you can stop me
you know you can't post that sweetie
>>222358854whati don't get it
>>222358825having police at the house waiting to arrest them isnt entrapment either. the crime has already been comitted by the time the nonce arrives and the police had no part in itthe fact is most crimes are simply not charged, and those that are negotiate plea deals that avoid prison or going on the sex offender registry
(8) Unfold the wad, now my wallet looks like sfogliatelle (8)
They are looksmatched, no?
>>222358867I can, but I won't. Best of luck!The best tricks I could find were a thesaurus and a solid editing process. Let the bilge flow first - then sift for gold.
>>222358875pinkys Es are way too strong
>>222358900
>>222358900yeah
>>222358437christ mate, that cunt isnt getting up is he
>i look just like Ariana Grande, no?
>>222358573You think it's funny? That's a guy's mother.
>>222358437its funny how nonces are all ugly and stupid to a man
>>222358938who are you quoting?
>>222358877i read most of them didn't get charged at all (no need for plea deals) because they way they got evidence was not legal. cant be fucked to look it up
>>222358965what about david bowie
>>222358963That's gore, b.
>>222358963madness
Chanel Camryn is my new pornfu
Carly Rae Jepsen officially teases new cunty but elegant European summer music
>>222358965But enough about you...
>>222358979he wasnt a paedo. that story was literally made up, look it up
my gf's such a beautiful cunt
>>222358986ugly slag one hit wonder
>>222358965what about him
>>222358963mad how we're all just sacks of meat and bone being puppeted around by a fleshy blob of neurons
>>222359008
Uruguay should smash this
>>222359011two straight 10/10 albums tbf to her. although one could argue there's nothing straight about them wahey
>>222359011but enough about you
>>222359008got a pic of her slit and ringpiece that we can see?
What the hell is happening in this thread?
>>222358982madness..? THIS IS SPARTA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFHLaZm2MiYI literally cannot imagine listening to music like this.Like, I literally cannot imagine it.I'm told that this is music. I assume that it has fans because there are other people watching it that aren't me.
>>222359021more mad that people spend thousands of dollars getting dolled up and shoved into a fancy box instead of just letting nature reclaim us.
>>222359008Lucky man
lay tecks
Tell me something that is sadTell me, how have I made you mad?Tell me, why do I have to ask?Why do I always have to ask?
my life a gay porn
haha them my little ponies you post are quite fun! I will now look up videos of them getting shagged in the arse
>>222359032Are they playing the saudis? I hope they fuck them up, ij the name of Obtulio Varela
>>222359062appropriate post from the country of medically assisted suicideyea why dont we just dump dead bodies in the ganges
yeah is that so?
>>222359076he looks sickly here. probably on the packet
>>222359070once sent her a grand while drunk lol
>>222359093Yeah it's the Saudis
some cute colors on the pitch today
>>222359101
got a couple chinese building a railroad in my yard
got a headache :/
>>222359102lovely gilr
>>222359094appropriate post from the country of people brainwashed by corporations.
>>222359129yeah nobody treated the dead with reverence and respect before corporations
Apparently mumberg had a word with granstein and that's why she's paying for my flatfucking bitch
>>222359094I don't think it would make things any worse.I'm in!
>>222359152Tarq cunt
>>222359152?mummy said something that's resulted in a free flat and yet she's a bitch?
im gonnna be cremationed and put in an ern on the mantelpice
my gran lives in the same council house she moved into in 1967
ziedy just posted because he saw that pic of milly in the calvin klein underwear and it reminded him of blacked and triggered his ocd again
the sooner i forget those people the better
>>222359180She is a fucking bitchShe made me move out into this lonely single man's flat
>>222359194thanks for the dollhouse update mate
>>222358826snape*
realistically who was in the wrong here?
wish i had my own flat. it would be amazing
boo hoo i'm privileged enough to have my rent fully paid despite never having worked a day in my life
>>222359207rent it out to a pack of 10 stabby bames and get back to your attic
>>222359217AND THEN A HERO COMES ALONG
but i like that girl too much i wish i never met her
>>222359220the difference between you and I is that you have every capability to get a flat but you won't because you're a feckless little golem of a man.
>>222359210screech
>>222359212you're canadian
>>222359220But enough about benefits claimants.
>>222359210yeah he fucking dead. could have just rolled his windows down and got out through there
got the brazil music on cause it's a scorcher out there. waters. acoustic guitar. summer vibe
>>222359240done me
>>222359232bro misses his mommy!
>>222359248mythbusters busted that myth. the water comes rushing in at too high a pressure and all you do is fill the car faster while you can't escape
>>222359192Up the ra lad
switchblades
why is Wales so irrelevant?
excellent glasses edish
it takes crazy long to get through these group stage games
>>222359280it's just a mostly rural part of england like lancashire
>>222359244Ah yes, it is known that benefits are just handed out
>>222359280they don't bitch constantly like the jocks and there's no crazy shite going on like in Ulster.
>>222359275i mean when he first tried opening the door. the door was too heavy due to the water at the bottom but the windows were completely clear
>>222359301Yeah, mate, that's literally how they work.
>>222359308it is a bit weird that he never opens any window, including the sunroof
Poo barms
we're at the point where starmer needs to make this real
well that didnt work did it
If a brown woman kissed Rorke, how would he react?
another snoozefest involving a shit country with no footballing pedigree
>>222359312No it's not you tarq cunt fuck
>>222359383At least the Cape Verde game was decent
>>222359232literally nothing stopping you from getting a job you just dont want to because your tarq family will bankroll your worthless existence for the rest of your life parasite
>>222359382he'd get a little half chub and soak his pants a bit
>>222359383You are talking about the saudis I take it
>>222359388Get a job you dole dossing waste of oxygen.
New>>222359412>>222359412>>222359412
>>222359411Fuck you bootlicker
>>222359210
>>222359070appears to be, yes
