latex edishold: >>222359412
>>222360892more like gay sex edish
>>222360892thank you latexlad
Gay Porn
why are jamaican accents so inherently funny?
Starmer has announced a ban on willysIf you own one it must be surrendered at the police station by July 30th
https://x.com/dons_1983/status/2066490873718657368SCREAMING
>>222360924dunno but i heard theyre really good at music per capita, better than we are even
Alright hands in the airShow us your willies, NOW!
Yeah was always a bit of a Misato lad whenever the Asuka/Rei debate came up. It's funny to think I'm so much older than her now, when she was like an old character in the anime.
Might play a bit of the ole 'yrim.
>>222360924its the irish influence
>>222360911Ah right well I might get it once I get a job
have a job but probably do ~8 hours of work a weekspend the rest of the day wanking, playing games, or doing bits around the flat that need doing
>>222360933right thats just gay sex
>>222360949
>>222360946creepy pedo anime desuwould love a stinky misato cans gf thoughbeit
>>222360936neoliberal aaah post
if there aren’t going to be any real jobs there should at least be paramilitaries. men with functioning balls can’t work service
>>222360936Still screaming about yesterday when he couldn't name a single Jamaican musician, except for Bob Marley.
Oh my fucking days finally
Fancied taking a stab at most boring post of the thread, but then ive seen this comment and have decided not to bother >>222360946
do you know what live and direct mean
this a gay porn opera
>>222360924I swear people bang on about jerk chicken. Nah mate. But those dumplings are banging
>>222360999trips and a good post
>>222360892nice latex socks x
my life a gay porn life
reckon i could make it in gay porn? i look a bit like the dune twink
Oh my days what a shot
>>222361009who
I am imagining vile and disgusting things coming from Emma Watson's anus.
now who let the boston celtics on the pitch
the football a gay porn football
>>222361045>rorke in the club be like
>>222360969Agree, maybe Misato appealed because she was only real woman that acted as a legit love interest.>>222360994Cheers lad.
>>222361009>>222360892mental ive gone 30 years without any sexual relations with a female and probably will go the rest aswell
>>222361050like spiders?
>>222361085get a lad who dressed up as a lady
Elton John when asked by a BBC journalist to address the rumours that he is commissioning a biography of his life to be published after his death responded: "Why would I need to go through the trouble of that? One only needs to load up the gay section of PornHub to know how I lived; my life a gay porn."
leftypol tarq fake lad madri drinking joepolitics neeks be like omdz did you see the footy game t'other day squire?
>>222361090fuck my gay snuff porn life
>>222361099corrr now THIS is Gay Porn™
>>222361094More like Coomer am I right? But, honestly this plastic face does nothing for me, she has a weirdly long neck and her eyes are assymetrically too far apart. Would not bang. Cheers.
last night was a gay porn movie
>>222361099Nah don't like the idea of pooeyness
has the power of christ ever compelled you?
my life a poovie
>>222361104 Reminds me of a gay porn I once watched
>>222361099>android phoneconfirmed tranny
mental age 13 year old still spamming gore i see
>>222361103Mental how hes so old and yet he gets pushed up on stage to perform for Dua LipaThe royals all go to him don't they? Very interesting how he's the pal of all the elites
>>222361137i gave a homeless man my hat once because he liked it
he is in a wheelchair and his mental age is 13 and he exists to be bad for the thread
>>222361047idk either, probably deleted all her socials
>>222361165>>222361165you wore a hat? Who are you fucking Eddie Hitler?
https://youtu.be/BxTZd3ZMrIU
>>222361147gay blokes be like 'how did i get aids?'
>>222361182a flat cap, no less
Lol this Holocaust documentary just interrupted by a Flash dustbuster advert
>>222361153He is literally Sir Elton John after all
>>222361086More like diarrhea.
>>222361225
>>222361212scr
>>222361232corr i would spaff on this foids armpits
disaster means to be against the gods
shagger deano mate of mine was telling me about when he was getting reverse cowgirled and she ended up doing a green liquid shit all over his stomachsaid he didn't have sex for weeks after ithe was gagging when he was telling th e story too hahaimagine not being able to shag for weeks lol
Oh my days how the fuck did KSA score
>>222361284i’d bend her over and start shagging her dirty asshole, me
>>222361284weeks? fooking hell
>>222361284I'd slurp it up like a stew if that was Emma Watson.
the squirrel cup
Im irish american
>>222361284imagined the deano mate as gymskin and the gril as maisie williams when reading this
>>222361212Bang and the Jews are gone!
>>222360963would
>>222361335that means you like getting fucked in the ass
Why do brown girls try to wear blush, like obviously its not gonna work you dumb bint.
cousin said my grey temples make me look like omni man
>>222361360blush was invented by brown girls in egypt don't you feel stupid, now
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1781525253969012.webmA strange people the chinese. They get up to some weird things over there.
>>222361382odd
not clicking that
>>222361382they're a great bunch of lads
>>222361360looks good on indian spaff fodder
Roll of the dice clicking that webm
>>222361378not even meming when I say this but when ancient egyptian mummies have been genetically analysed they are most closest to irish peopleliterally true
>>222361407just not true is it
>>222361407dey irish diaspora?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1781541065802087.webmYou wouldn't get this sort of assistance from an old auntie in the UK, they atleast have a sense of community over there.
>>222361416https://www.reuters.com/article/markets/commodities/half-of-european-men-share-king-tuts-dna-idUSL3E7J135P/
Feeling a bit rapey
my life a try not to cum compilation
>>222361435good think almost every zoomer girl loves rape now
>>222361407They got red hair init
>>222361435Smother yourself with a prayer mat
>>222361426
I used to think my life was a tragedy but now I realise it's a Bose SoundLink Flex Portable Bluetooth Speaker (2nd Gen), Portable Outdoor Speaker with Hi-Fi Audio, Up to 12 Hours Battery Life, Waterproof and Dustproof, Black
>>222361468>Blackktim
>>222361426fucking sexy that
>>222361360rosy cheeks on Indian girls is hot though
What are our plans for Juneteenth?
>>222361481gay porn
>>222361473what's good nigga
>>222361468Yeah I went to Richer Sounds once. Dont know how I lost my speakers and hifi set up
how can you be an incel when there's 700 million indian women out there
>>222361501I'd rather not mate
i'm black y'all
>>222361501They have serious issues, they are way too slutty for white men.
there should be a popup warning on porn featuring a man and a woman that says this not a very gay porn-friendly gay porn
big angry drunk bloke came up to me on a pub because he thought I was staring at himglared at me with real anger and hatred and my mates managed to calm him downas he was walking off I said 'yeah, simmer down you muppet' and it took all of my mates to stop him ripping my head off lol
Business idea: social media ban but for everyone
>>222361407egyptians brought christianity to ireland
business idea: gay porn you can wank to
Might move to Kildare
hello
>>222361587*closes door on you*
>>222361579
nigga think he adele
bro think he on a phone call
>>222361562the ban is for everyone. thats the point. its banned for everyone until they can give up their personal details
there will be portents in the skyomens, even
Im thinking sausage bean and cheese melt lads
>>222361603>>222361612done him
>>222361622peng ngl desu senpai
>>222361614Sounds good
>>222361622>>222361635
doing a gay porn haka in support of new zealand
chud the builder isn't based he's just a psychopath
Why is Japan suddenly so fucking grim?
whyve they done this it's so bleak
Sir Straight Porn
>>222361622What in the name of hell is that disgusting looking thing? There's something wrong with British taste buds or something, there's no way that looks appetizing.
>>222361663How the fuck do you stay obese in Japan? I dropped 30lbs in the first six months
>>222361671pastry, sausage, beans and cheese how is this such an outrageous thing?
>>222361671wrong
>>222361691Beans man, you can't put beans in a burrito unless they've been refried.
this salsa is pengI recommend it
>>222361622
>>222361707It's not a burrito...
mental how lucky I am to be an American would kill myself instantly if my town looked like this
>>222361685I didn't drop that much in my 4 months there but I definitely dropped. Must have been all the walking. What did you eat mostly? I found it was still really easy to eat like the fat American pig I am by going to 7/11 and buying ice creams and steamed buns.
I would rather live in Jimmy Savilles rape dungeon than Blackpool It is genuinely the most absurd place I have ever seen, without exaggerating in any way at least 70% of the population look like junkies
>>222361729post your area then
>>222361663america>>222361685american
>>222361739torbay looks like that. something about seaside resort towns that creates grim specimens without compare
>>222361740but i’m a boy!
cody they put freakin beans in that burrito
>>222361738Lot of convenience store meals cheap ramen and such. It was more the portion control more than anything else
This is the coastal townThat they forgot to close downArmageddon, come ArmageddonCome, Armageddon, come
why is a rose beautiful? let's see what the science says
>>22236172995% of america looks like this
cody getting passed around the campfire
>>222361788rawr
>>222361780i wouldnt mind living somewhere like that tbqh
>>222361740
did any of you watch a show about pirates teaching maths when you were young? i think it was stop motion and it had to be from the 80s/90s, i remember my maths teacher letting us watch it in lessons as a treat in year one but nothing comes up when searching for it
Jacob Rees Poggers
>>222361802let’s trade passports
>>222361818yeah
>>222361818meds!
>>222361818Not thinking of El Nombre?
>>222361827in a heartbeat
Bit of a pedant, because when that Gaza charity advert comes up where the bloke says 'this is a truly unprecedented humanitarian crisis', my first thought is that it isn't really unprecedented is it?
>>222361817>semi-arid but plenty of conifersNortheatern California?
>>222361817that looks nice
>>222361856yeah it is quite precedented tbf
>>222361780it's true
>>222361817fair enough
>>222361856Not at all, Israel being whooping Muslim ass for decades so definetely a precedent innit
>>222361830whats it called then>>222361845no ive never heard of that, i remember the main characters were human (i think a boy and a girl) and the main area was their ship
me i never had kids
did any of you watch a show about butt pirates teaching sex ed when you were young?
>>222361817Oregon?
>>222361889corr good film
>Northeatern
>>222361892Yh
>>222361818Sounds like Megamaths
>>222361889last four digits are the year Hitler was born btw
>>222361817Can't wait until Chinese troops land on the east coast
>>222361908Wahey I wasn't that far off.
>>222361923>Megamaths featured a supervillain named The Diddler who Maths Man had to solve mathematical problems caused by when he ventured down to Earth (in the final episode, she was revealed to actually be Her Wholeness in disguise)
Remember that show on channel four “Sex Education” show and they had a segment where they would get blokes to line up naked in front of the school assembly for the doctor to show the different genitals and sex ed etcSIn hindsight surely that would be the dream job for nonces? That’s like nonce Valhalla
>>222361935they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>222361935I mean this literally is a classic case of ad hominem
>>222361923the name rings a bell but i remember it being either stop motion or regular 2d animation and from what i saw megamaths is medieval instead of pirates
>>222361950so whatdon't understand
>>222361935>[deleted]>[deleted]>[deleted]classic reddit
Imogen Gay Poots
>>222361944Scrm
(8) Homie I'm retarded don't come in my house todayI will fucking skin you leave you on the roof to dry (8)
insane that nonsense ai slop like this is just on normal sites nowwhat the fuck does the image have to do with it?
I hear british girls have short stubby toes, is that true?
Bet her asshole is tight around the cock.
there are lots of things from my childhood i can remember so clearly but when i search for them there is no sign they existedremember having a book where i can remember the general plot and characters but nothing comes upweird that
>>222361983mumberg spends a good five hours a day scrolling away at AI short form content on facebook.
>>22236198326 for me
>>222362014memories are fake anyways
This is going to be a fun summer watching all the parents mentally collapse once the social media ban for under 16s comes in. What do you think the news stories are going to be like?
>>222362039Don't think it comes into force until next year
>>222362039Same as usual. Theyre all going to try and go outside and get raped by pakis.
trying a buttplug in the bum. First time. Vibrates too
>>222362056do you ever think of anything besides child rape
>>222362075Sometimes he thinks about brown men too
feel nauseous and anxious just looking at it im so sorry bros x
me? i’d be raping the pakis
got a twitter account just for wanking. i open it daily and if i like 10 posts in a row i wank no exception.
>>222362096might try this. what are some good tags to follow
hungry but don’t want to get upsourdough and cheese for breakfast tomorrow
spending your free time roaming scunthorpe on google maps and pretending to feel sick
>>222362092
>>222362093what's good for the goose is good for the gander
>>222362092That street looks exactly like where I live. Unfortunately such streets are common in cities all over the country. They are mass produced factory working homes built during the industrial revolution. The roads are usually even tighter than that.
>>222361780except if you use google maps and actually look 95% of These United States are heaven tier paradise
A lot of anons clown on this site but it genuinely is nice that I can log on, shoot the shit with the lads, say the N word, complain about Indians and spam Japanese girl's feet.
>>222362142>speaking of
>>222362134Even if it was paradise I still wouldn't want to live there. From the loud exuberant personalities to having to drive everywhere to whatever sororities are you guys are weird and freak me out.
>>222362155fat bitch
>>222362142there is a reason we all come here
>>222362156that's perfectly fine, we aren't all cut out to make it in the New World.
>>222362175looks fucking grim to me idk what the fuck you're on about
Oh my days what is this nonsense New Zealand scoring
>>222362175I don't care nor mind. I thought America was cool as a kid but the parts that I liked have either vanished with the times or were just fantasy made for TV.
JUST
it bed time xx sleep well lads x
rorke be like: "climate change isn't real but this thing changes the clime or something"
>>222362195>were just fantasy made for TVYeah I once thought about moving to Washington so as to get the comfy Twin Peaks experience. TLDR: It's not like that IRL.
>>222362204Another country we effortlessly defeated but Yanks couldn't.
Kiwis be like ye we are actually leaves wearing spear chuckers
me reading /brit/ in bed
要知鍛鍊健好身 大多不知弄不清不是頭疼只醫頭 要知生病的主因健身定要健全身 否則費時多費功身體必要氣血暢 穴脈打通病不生我研練用動呼吸 濁氣全去多進氣氣是養分是動力 打通穴脈強血易動力氣功有此能 修好氣脈健好身
>>222362235would love to suck your nipples
>>222362238Was just saying this down the pub
>>222362238Was just saying this down the opium den
imagine being old enough to remember misshannahminx
>>222362250s
>>222362238Was just saying this down the dog and cat torture factory
>>222362225For me it was many things. Watching Disney shows and wanting everything from being the popular kid in high school to going on road trips across Florida and exploring the forests. Then when I got a little older it was playing TF2 and loving the Americana style. But I realised that nobody really lives like that, if anything it was just a generic power fantasy about being cool and well liked that I imagined in America because of media I watched and it seemed like I could live that life in somewhere like Miami compared to my small poor shithole town with nothing here.
anyone ever actually use laptops on their laps?seems mega uncomfortable and awkwardplus trackpads are dogshit
>>222362258i remember she
>>222362265the heat it gives off raises your chances of testicular cancer
>>222362292I dont have them x
hope iran get pumped 3 times in the groups just because it will make leftypol seethe
>>222362265doing that right now
>>222362265i use my big belly
2 large chocolate eclairs and a large packet of spicy crisps down the gullet
im eating cherries
>>222362308when are you visiting des moines iowa sweetums x
>>222362315Rorke?
>>222362354corr can just imagine the squelching your slutty throat was making as the chocolate was sliding down it
I thought Hitler was cool until I found out he didn't drink
>>222362363bizarre lie
>>222362370yh
Today I've drunk:2 700ml bottles of Asahi1 pint of Gladius4 pints of Carlsberg 4 pints of Carlsberg premium
gooners
>>2223624062 coffees1 tea 1 tea + lemonade1 large big gulp of diet dr pepper 4 cups of water
do brits drink any british ales? or just continental lagers?
>>222362420Get on my level scrub
>>222362419Arsenal is the most yookay team
>>222362424don't know sorry
>>222362420>1 large big gulp of diet dr pepperbased
>>222362406What about the other liquids? Any to speak of?
>>222362404it's a honour to meet you
>>2223624412 cups of tea in the morning
Lads I want a porn recommendation that will absolutely blow my mind, I’m not talking a normal recommendation I’m talking the cream of the crop recommendation My porn interests Small penis humiliation Lesbian domination/ forced lesbian Lesbian straight girl Lesbian bullying Voyuer Homemade
i failed to attend a meeting with my job coach over a year ago and no one has contacted me ever since i get paid every month
Oh my days an Iran goal
>>222362456How much
>>222362453gain a fucking clue ffs
>>222362478700 something quid
>>222362453don't know sorry
sharting out my prolapse
i drink dr. pepper, doncha know? it's the original taste i love so! and the taste is making peppers everywhere i go
SEX PORN
>>222362481Doesnt sound like enough to live off of. Is your housing already covered?
Mumberg just made the most pang gabagool sandwich
>>222362501just cummed
I’m cozy in my bedBit warm like, but who cares really?
>>222362513she wants you sexually
i just want to be a princess
>>222362519i am also doing this :)
>>222362508yeah i live with the 'bergs
>>222362531Want a cuddle? X
>>222362453>Small penis humiliation based
>>222362558vaxxed?
>>222362568natural......
TRANS RIGHTS FOREVER
trans rights are white rights
im a trans man
>>222362557um yh x
>>222362577TB vaccine is required
got the bmwm thread open
>>222362619why have you got that open then
>>222362624cause i like watching a good bum hole thrashing
Lads I want a family guy episode recommendation that will absolutely blow my mind, I’m not talking a normal recommendation I’m talking the cream of the crop recommendationMy family guy episode intereststime travel gimmickfilm/book parodypeter moves out gimmickquagmire can’t get laid gimmickcharacter decides they’re gay for an episode9/11 jokessimpsons jabs
>>222362637>>222362637>>222362637
fish
>>222362406fink you need to reasses your life
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
Gooning rn.
