Separate but equal editionDeprived from pussy : >>222311295
Early short dumbbells sesh doneMomo's status : SHOCKED
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Incel morning /med/.Had some nightmares today, first one I was in a werewolf film or something with some old woman covering for his werewolf son and Arnold Schwarzenegger finding out about it.Second one I was watching a Futurama episode about masturbating, then I was trying to find a place to masturbate but then my family came to the house and had a vehicle accident.
Bonġu.>>222364872Lovely.
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>>222365380Meant for.>>222365025
Hello medsters.Gonna need a cuppa.>>222365025Sounds more like a fun time than a nightmare t bh.
Cutie legs again.She's doing it on purpose I swear desu.
>>222365439Or maybe she dressed to go rooning in this weather. But yeah it makes one crazy
>>222365656No she said she's gonna bring her rooning outfit during lunch break. Also would be weird to roon with a skirt
Good morning /med/.>>222365716She’s rooming in a skirt to make you go slower than her, smart woman.
>>222365716Ohhh you're at work. Well office qts like to make us suffer.
Yesterday I went to the beach and saw lots of boobies.It was nice.
Good morning, sisters.Woke up at 6:30 to gymcelmaxx but instead I fell back asleep and woke up again at 9:30. Over for Andalucians.>>222365408Henlo Girondino.Tried a Gardelli cobbee from Culombian beans for the first time just now and it was bussin'. Expected it to slap since it's so far the most expensive I tried and it's le good. Still I feel like Costa Rican beans from Compagnia dell'Arabica are the undethroned king still to this day. Cuppa kinda made me want to spend the whole day gayming. Sadly ain't happening.>>222365025>Arnold Schwarzenegger>I was trying to find a place to masturbateZesty ahh nigga.
Doing a runny poo. Body can't handle alcohol no more. Time to stop. I didn't check much because of cat these last days but I'll be careful now.Also just saw a coworkers baby. Cute!>>222366810Based. Love boobs. Any small ones?>>222367046Nice, really enjoying some high tier stuff I see! I bought some Papuan cobbee and I love it.>made me want to spend the whole day gayming. Sadly ain't happeningI feel you, I can't gayme until friday at least. It sucks.
>>222367206Nah, only the women with the big boobs were proudly keeping them out.No cute flatties for me to sneakily look at. T__TLots of cute teenage girls though. It seems the school year is over already.https://files.catbox.moe/dhbisd.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/s/1781302730879581.jpg
>>222367266Wow, there are black people in Spain too.
Hey /med/, finally recovered and back in the cagie, few days left until holidays. I'll have to go to the physiotherapist tomorrow and I think I won't be back to the gym until July. Seriously considering do swimming as well though.I also spent the whole weekend near Barcelona to watch the Formula 1 race, it was the first time I went there and it was an unforgettable experience. My dislike towards the anglogermanic people keeps rising more and more each time though, it's always them who behave like subhumans no matter where you go while us meds get the bad reputation.
>>222367266Damn... that's fucked up. :(You should go back anuda time, maybe you'll get a better drop.
I would literally betray everything and everyone for this.https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1781229912844089.webm>>222367266>the women with the big boobs were proudly keeping them out.Can't suffer in Sbain.>>222368139Swimming is goated. Wish I'd do it often but the closest pool is not close enough for me to go there at least 3 times a week and too many folx there for my liking.
Also iirc swimming can help with things if you fuck them up in the gym.Really is a goated sport.
>12 women into parliament for being women.
>>222368400damn. even though i am more of a pale girl appreciator, dark blakkies like that make me feel things. like i am obviously racist scum, but what i wouldn't do for a pitch black kween.
@CatniggaOn XCOM 2, I deleted all my saves and characters and decided to start anew (sans the custom characters), for... reasons, and I'm currently on my 2nd attempt at rookie level - after a disastrous first attempt - and after 2 black sites, killing a chosen and one of Vahlen(?)'s monsters, I have yet to lose a soldier. I'm amazed.
It sucks, I wanna play bidogames vghhh
>>222368400Even your /med/ frens?
>>222368969I would throw myself in front of a bus if it guaranteed that you get a brown gf and veneto gets a kween.If I was the lucky one with a kween tho of course I would betray my /med/ frens.
>>222368811>On XCOM 2, I deleted all my saves and characters and decided to start anewWe've talked about this.>after a disastrous first attempt - and after 2 black sites, killing a chosen and one of Vahlen(?)'s monsters, I have yet to lose a soldier. I'm amazed.No excuses for quitting this run, I want to see screenshots of you at the portal at the end of the game.
good morning niggas, another day of svfferingalso I'll have to go to Fr*nce again this weekend>>222367628>https://i.4cdn.org/s/1781302730879581.jpgthat's actually very nice nice
>my son is working?>oh my science, time to increase volume on rock music from the 80s to the max>>222369499>also I'll have to go to Fr*nce again this weekendPull some baddies while you're the Boom-boom.>vantablack>in his 30sYou got this man. You are like peak masculinity to french are hoes.
>>222369363>We've talked about this.Did we?>No excuses for quitting this runThe first attempt was not a quit, but a game over. I am about to go kill a second Chosen.
>>222369534>french art hoesI'm too much of a chud for them
>>222369614>The first attempt was not a quit, but a game over. I am about to go kill a second Chosen.Good luck. Hope the first one you killed was that invisible nibba - in the early game, she was slaughtering half my squad before I could take her down.Unrelated comment: I hate how psi works in XCOM 2, and how you can only train rookies to be psi characters. I prefer the XCOM 1/original XCOM system where there was a % roll to determine if a character was psi or not, but you could also make your higher ranked characters into psi boys.
>>222369179But I already have someone, sweaty.>>222369499Is the GALLIC BVLL keeping you down yet again, brother?>>222369702Art hoes love chuds.
>>222369499>Brune left Paris?>send BOOMA repeatedly thereThoughts on the Brazilian referee announcing a red card in the first game of the WC? You need to see that video.
>>222369886>keeping you down yet again, brother?crackas (like you) always keep us down
>>222369964>Thoughts on the Brazilian referee announcing a red card in the first game of the WC? You need to see that video.I saw that, it instantly became a meme here, I lost hard at the reaction from south african players
>>222369702Ehm sweetie chuds are attractive if they are also blk.>>222369886>tfw no ayyrap twink bfyour wife is lucky
>>222369835Is this how brits felt while evacuating Dunkirk or fighting for their lives in Singapore?>>222369995>>222370103
>>222370167>Is this how brits felt while evacuating Dunkirk or fighting for their lives in Singapore?Yes, basically pic related while the strategic retreats were happening (during which time thousands of enemy troops were killed).
>>222370024I tried to imagine you talking like that to the India teamLegit thought he was speaking Portuguese with a sprinkle of English words
>>222370345>during which time thousands of enemy troops were killed).Not by Brits Though
>>222370371The combined efforts of the Allies, including British soldiers, resulted in the deaths of thousands of enemy troops*There, I fixed my headline. JARVIS, run the story with a photo of the most handsome British man you can find. Add in some Union Jacks too.
>>222370360here is a rare footage of me speaking in englishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX5_ba7Z1hA
>>222369835Status update: Second Chosen (Warlock) is dead, with 0 XCOM casualties.>Hope the first one you killed was that invisible nibba She was. I always go for her first because she is easily the most annoying and deadly out of the three.> I hate how psi works in XCOM 2I have yet to build the facility during this attempt. From what you're saying, I prefer the older version as well.
I met the Bordeaux mayor at Montparnasse station right now. Took a pic with the fella lol
@catniggahttps://youtube.com/shorts/ypsBgSDA6Ukthis accurate?
>>222370499First death - my only Templar. Sad.
>>222371175>>222370499I saw the second post first. It was bound to happen sooner or later - at least it wasn't Reaper you lost. Goodnights, Templar.>>222371142Frighteningly accurate, even down to the buzzing noise and weird close ups on people's faces. Also, I'm pretty sure I've been to both of those exact spots.>>222371018Did you bring forth your concerns about immigration and recite crime statistics to him as he frantically boarded the train and attempted to make his way to the first-class carriage?
>taking a comfy warm shower and washing hair>power outage>comfy warm shower stops and get blasted with ice cold waterBruh
>>222371479This is what you get for falling for the electric shower meme. On the plus side, suffering builds character.
>>222371479>no boiler>no comfy warm shower in complete darknessrough
>>222371413>It was bound to happen sooner or laterThat's true.
>>222371545>On the plus side, suffering builds character.All the suffering I went through made me a limpwristed pussywhipped faggot thoughbeit instead of chad incarnate.>>222371559>no boilerThe boiler is electric sweetie.It's a french brand too. Frogs rocked o algo.
I am now officially old enough to be legally allowed to date women half my age.
>>222364304Someone edit it to 4 chads in suits walking with him
>>222368400>>the women with the big boobs were proudly keeping them out.>Can't suffer in Sbain.Nah, it'd be nice if we were banging. But seeing women with their boobs proudly displayed sucks if you don't get any.It's like being an alcoholic and someone opens a bottle of beer, and you're only allowed to huff the fumes off the opening, not drinking it.>>222368266I definitely intend to go again soon. Maybe convince a fren to go with me, or chat up someone I find there. Lately I feel like socializing.>>222367885We niggas gotta stand together. ;^)
>>222367885>>222373218t. immies
I slavmaxxed by eating half a packet of sunflower seeds. They were tasty, but awkward to eat, and they made my lips burn after a while. Wonder if there's a trick to this that I'm missing or if it's just part of the experience.
>>222373762you actually spanishmaxxed, and therefore /med/maxxed. good on you, honestly.
Napped.>>222373218fair point
>>222373762Térdelek.Get some túró rudi in one of the magyarcel stores in london catnigga. Foreign folx usually find it disgusting but magyarcels like it.
>>222371413Damn that would have been way more fun than wishing him a safe trip back home...Lowly plebs like me tend to lose their composure when faced with bourgeoisie.
>>222373762I guess water would have helped.
>>222373762For some reason I don't like sunflower sneeds. I am a false Slav
Worked a bit. Got a power outage again. That small amount of work got wiped.:skull: :skull:
>>222376360>nigga STILL hasn’t bought an EcoFlow River 3 PlusApply yourself, the cagie is counting on you.
Am back from the cagie and rooning with the cutie and other coworker desu
Where the fuck are medders at ?
>>222377623I'm currently watching (in my imagination) the final round of the World Cup
>>222377679How is the final round going then ?
>>222377623Just came back from the gym, listened to Suzanne Vega while lifting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YIBmZjONtA
>>222372929That body VGH>>222377808Nice song, how was the gym sesh ?
>>222376360>lives in a place with power outages>doesn't have a power pack for his PCThere comes a time when being too Jewish inadvertently leads to one becoming less Jewish.>>222374964>>222375431>akshully it's spanish>akshully it's hungarianLook, whatever it is, it's delicious, despite my burning lips. I tried the Thai sweet chilli ones, and next time I'll buy the BBQ ones.>>222376107>For some reason I don't like sunflower sneeds.You need to do a 23andme test right now.
>>222377969A chill sesh because I hit some heavy squats not so long ago, so just a 200 kg single, 3x3 with 180 kg then some isolation.
>>222378045some people develop small dents in their front teeth from eating too many sunflower seeds, be careful. this addiction your are dipping your toes in has SERIOUS consequences.
>>222378278Had a chill rooning sesh because of coworkers, dunno if I'm gonna exercise again before the match, would probably do it desu
Good evening Sirs!
>>222377785On the one hand, it's as exciting as I expected, but on the other hand, it's not as exciting as I expected>>222376360>>222378045Imagine having a mini nuclear reactor in your basement>You need to do a 23andme test right now.What composition of my genetic material would you bet on? :D
I went to work today and yesterday in short pants because I cycled and didn't want to sweat like a pig. I have a zoomer coworker in my office who I like, he's cool and competent but also a bit vain, always dressing very stylish which I find a bit funny. Last week he was already seething "jokingly" at another coworker wearing shorts in the office. Today he gave me the "advice" that our boss doesn't like wagies wearing shorts and she really doesn't want to see it. I had a meeting with her yesterday and I went in the short pants and she didn't care about it at all and was friendly like always. Maybe I should tell him that our boss thinks he's kind of a fag sometimes.pic related him
>>222378852coworker was in short todayi don't mind pants but i'm not gonna bother with good style every day, never did
>>222378921let's see Brunoids wagie outfit.
>>222378852>Maybe I should tell him that our boss thinks he's kind of a fag sometimes.Do it! :D
>>222378969usually jean/chino and t-shirtthat's itwearing shirts for my first few days
>>222378993no I am le nicebut it's funny how it was obviously his own opinion and not that of our boss>>222379016sounds good
>>222376477BruhIsn't it le bad for things like a pc tho? I assume the power output of that thing fluctuates more than power straight from the socket.>>222378045Sir try túró rudi sir.>lives in a place with power outagesYou might not agree but that's SOVL actually.>>222378608Expected the punchline to be that niggas are so poor they have no money left to gamble.Meh joke.Good evening my good sir!
>>222379296you want punch lines?
>>222379364>punch >victim weight:skull: :skull:
>>222379580Sans rigoler.Je pratique la MMA depuis maintenant 6 ans, de la boxe en parallèle depuis 7 ans, je pourrai.Ainsi que la musculation depuis 4 ans, 1m83 pour 75 kgJ'ai une vitesse de fou, et des réflexes identiques à ma vitesse. J'ai juste à l'attendre que tu me charges, t'esquiver et te donner des bonnes patates dans la tête. Je te lâcherai pas à la moindre erreur, tu es fini. T'auras toujours des puceaux d'ici pour penser que c'est impossible. Rien n'est impossible avec de la volonté déjà les amis, et de 2) c'est pas avec vos gros muscles que vous allez faire quoi que ce soit.N'importe quel homme un minimum entraîné peut vaincre un magyar avec un couteau déjà. À main nue c'est pas forcément plus compliqué ça demande juste de la technique.
>>222378341Just do it.
>>222379711
>>222376808How was the sesh ?
Senegal - France, the ultimate duel of the pacey Ngubus! :DMeanwhile, we couldn't even core against a bunch of random junglebois from Cabo Verde. Se acabó.
>>222379789It's a pasta if your neurodivergent brain did not get it
>>222379928>It's a pastaNo shit chef. Colour me surprised.
>>222379983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw5DOyS6rXc
Momster, i got a bet France scores @2,2 (it's a boosted odds, it's basically free money (hopefully)also took France 1 - 0 at HT
>>222379907It was good, male coworker didn't come with his gf this time. Office cutie and I used my car because she didn't want to go there with her bike so I dropped her back to the cagie to retrieve it after the run, she had a nice legging that paired well with her plumpous ass desu.>>222380253My bet is 2-0 Senegal
>>222380021
Girondoid annihilated : >>>/sp/155360613
>>222378852Based shortchad, fuck him and let him seethe
>>222379296No, it’s extremely stable and works both as an UPS and an external battery.I have one for my server and it’s great.
>>222380253>also took France 1 - 0 at HT
>>222381667what is it serving?
>Al Jolani reopens sports centre in Hama, closed after Assad’s overthrow>invited for the show, before a friendly basketball match between the Syrian and Lebanese teams>the pre game show used explicit American rap songs and the female dancers twerked >nigga watches the whole show with a deadpan faceBased memesters fucking with Jolani.
>>222381905Myself and the family.Games, videos, series, films, books, music, photos, etc.It’s where I store all my game installers for when the apocalypse comes and the internet goes down.
>>222381847it's ok i got a bookie bonus in exchange, it cancel a bit the loss>>222381920ok but who is organizing this THOUGH
They had the best opportunities to score, Mbrap is garbage as expected
>>222382115Lost the ball award
https://files.catbox.moe/ub0sud.mp4
>>222382520'em
How the hell was that not a penalty?
>commentator keeps saying this match is a fraternal match>goal while I type this post>>222382599I agree with the ref fr frPenalty for this is a bit gay
>>222382691He didn't touch the ball at all and stopped the faux-Portuguese from scoring, that's a penalty always
I miss Zidane
That pass, zamn
>>222383088In my opinion you are in the top three for the victory
Andalussy ROCKED : >>>/sp/155363492
We won, we're gonna sleep good tonight
>>222383499Mbrap posting in full force on /sp/Sleep tight Momster
>>222382009Probably Bibi fucking with him for the lulz kekhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/rrjXExS_Lfw
I play XCOM 2 for the gameplay.
>>222383579Is the pic related? For some reason I imagined XCOM differently
>>222383778Yes, it is related.
Good night, sisters.>>222381667Well that is good to know. Always assumed it was a bit risky as it was not *that* stable.Still not getting it tho as a blackout is really rare and most of the time it happens it's because they will check some things so they let us know some weeks prior to it unlike today. So I don't want to spend 500 or so euros on it.>>222381920>pre game show used explicit American rap songs and the female dancers twerkedSyria has fallen.>>222383499Sleep tight Momster.
>>222383579What does this woman plan to do if an alien shoots at her while aiming at any part of her body other than her boobs?
