anon's big sexy bum edish
Penis on my face
glock on my waist
>>222366233>>222366239>>222366248baited for this exact response
pooing
WILL MADUEKE START TOMORROW??????
>>222366281yes nigga i said yes
please give me advice all the advice they gave me were shit>>>/adv/34627427>>>/adv/34627427>>>/adv/34627427
hearing from reliable sources that it's wednesday tomorrow
>>222366281dunno m8 i have nothing to do with the england selection i just watch and drink bevs
got pooraped
>>222366302Why are the balls so small
>>222366291Thanks bru
right well that's some lads dick isn't it
did you know taio cruz is british
>>222366310mine retract when it's cold
>>222366304very concerning
>>222366304No fucking way
dittos are failed mew clones
>>222366297outcome independence. no point on dwelling too much on failure in the past. learn what you need from it and focus on your work now
ludacris is married to a woman called Eudoxie Mbouguienguebizarre name
gangblackers in the house toniiighterrybody gonna have a gaped ass
got in trouble in nursery for saying one of the teachers looked like chocolatemy first brush with woke
>>222366333big fuckin fohead
*accepting an oscar*a big thank you to the love of my life, my anchor, my soulmate, eudoxie mbouguiengue
>>222366333She's addicted to compliments and praise, hence why she forged that weird personality based on well loved characters. She knew she'd find idiots ready to admire all her roles... We had Eriment-hermione the bullied teacher's pet A+ student ready for Hogwarts and creating her own S.P.E.W to help bullying victims because she couldn't find house elves irl, then we had the quirky shy new uni student trying a whole new life made of gym classes, grocery shopping and friends activities , then full paranoid Roobee during the pandemic hiding in mommy's bedroom closet except when she went for long walks where she hugged trees, then back to uni Ruby obsessed by her new best friend Blakeney whom she loves to copy take inspiration from; then writer Ruby who's whole persona was pretending she suddenly loved coffee and needed to write in a notebook despite having two laptops, a desk computer and two tablets ( apple and remarkable) , then Oxford overly stressed and miserable Ruby telling her new friend chat gpt how she was living her dream because she couldn't find any argument about that herself, then gap-years Ruby enjoying a very relatable slow living with her parents' money in THEIR damn house and still trying to play student with her at home curriculums she never finished. Now we have PhD Rubee who's still not speaking about PhD or university, it's the longest time she ever did something without babbling about studying or study with me or back to school morning/evening routines and stationnerie shopping hauls.I would kind of see all her personas meeting each other and realising how unbearable the others are, arguing about tea or coffee or who's her best friend, like a non lethal battle royal.
remember swedish house mafia
... breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching tennis highlights on sky sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home …
>>222366304big if true
>>222366358s
>>222366358If Ludacris ever wins an Oscar, I'll cut off my pinky toe and post the mp4 on /brit/
had a dream where I made a very good post (it was very good and got lots of replies) but now I can't remember it
>>222366364no
no one:not a single soul:rorke: i'm solo i'm han solo
swedish win
might start a small airport in the back garden, get a bit of a side hustle going
surely it can't be that hard to build a runwayjust get a load of road put down
*pedals into the thread on a unicycle and squeezes my big red nose being a horn sound*hahaha alri*throws a banana cream pie at the nearest lad's face*
>>222366407my side hustle is sending convincing invoices to large international companies
>>222366422>you dont have a loicence for that!
>>222366422howling
>>222366360You're copying these from reddit aren't you?
wtf why do i have a yank flag (am australian)
picky bits for breakfast
>>222366445FOY
I have never been intimate with a woman.
genuinely no idea who that ruby bird is
>>222366336darth vader secret apprentice aah name
>>222366448So does that mean you are now the new boss of Manchester?
>>222366455dude cody i raided my dad's cooler, let's meet up and have a couple of brews and toss the pigskin around
>>222366459closest I've got was an extended cuddle with a bird at work
>Disgraced footballer Adam Johnson dead at 38right
about to get 100k gamerscore on xbox, yep i'm a hardcore gamer
One more (You) before bed, please?
>>222366483bizarre lie
>>222366507made you check
Peter Crouch just died
>>222366505*rapes you*
>>222366483>>222366516vax status?
>>222366524ThanksGood night
>>222366516>it's true
got the frasier on
>>222366445If Australians and Canadians get to post beneath a regional flags so should other US states
>oliver tree killed in helicopter crashright
*enters thread wearing espadrilles*
just listened to the scream by siouxsie and the banshees and was chuckling at the lyric 'watch the muscles twitch for a brand new switch' imagining it being her singing about soyfacing for a nintendo switch
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c0ryzjl1jlyowhat the fuck since when was the don't look down prank sign thing for white supremacists? woke turning everything into a supposed racist dogwhistle, even schoolyard games
rorke up on his hind legs to sniff at the countertop
>>222366546wait this is true wtfwtf
>>222366546bizarre lie
>>222366543i'm sure i have no idea what you're talking about my love
was thinking about doing something today but decided against it just there
>>222366559manufactured outrage however, his explanation just made it look worse. what an idiot.
>>222366546don't know who that is
>>222366582ktim every day
avatar the last bender
>>222366559woke is totally dead btw
>>222366610helicopter crash, was it?
student leftypol studying his gay-levels
raping my arse one last time as i plummet to the ground in a helicopter crash
ya big gay bollocks ya
trump just announced moo deng gay porn
>>222366624he's a gay* student
>>222366638got what i voted for award
Mental how marketing girlies and minority teens are all talking in 2018 4channel speak
rorke trying to not look bored at a family do as his uncle says 'well yeah like bees technically can't fly or something but like they ignore it or something, read something like that anyway'
>>222366640doing well, he's the bottom of his class
rorke raping his own arse at a family do
https://rumble.com/v7bcm2e-america-first-ep.-1699.html
>>222366638scr
Actually the grooming gangs do exist and they were predominantly brown men and it was covered up by the government so yeah
i hate sunny days because the bright sun makes me dizzy
>>222366559there is an entire class of people make their entire career out looking for stuff like this then crying about muh racism
>>222366669yeah but the same government and wikipedia says that most pedos are whites so yeah...
>>222366669*pounces on you from behind and shrieks like a mountain lion*
went to a punk show a few years back and one of the songs lyrics was just the singer making nonsensical version of the name Donald Trump like Blonald Blumpf and Ponald Pump and I started pissing myself laughing. Had a suspicion about the singer so I asked him what it was all about at the end of the show and he just said it's his boredom over people not shutting up about trump
>>222366695went to a spunk show more likegay cunt
>>222366704done me
>>222366695that was an old 4chan meme LOLMALD LUMF etc
>>222366711yeah bet you like having men do yougay cunt
>>222366713was convinced he posted here but ended up not asking
Leftypol sat at the kid's table during the family doRorke sat in his bedroom during the family doIan not having a seat as he gave it to gran so he's puttering around keeping on top of the mess and that
>>222366718done me
rorke abducting niggas from the sentinel island
>>222366733leftypol asking his 7 year old nephew what he thinks about margeret thatcherrorke playing the skyrim stormcloak campaign againIan saying hello to everyone repeatedly
ripping my gay willy off
is it gayer to be a top or a bottom?explain your reasoning
>>222366779bottomwomen have arses and you can shag a woman's arse so there is a bit of overlap between being straight and shagging an arsewomen don't have willies so having a willy in your bum is 100% gay (pegging is also a bit gay but less gay since a woman is doing it and it's not a real willy)
>>222366794but to be a top you have to sustain an erection over a man
>>222366794>>222366819
British aren't known for there intelligence then are they
>>222366826SCAH SAM FACKEN GOOOOOOOOALS!
>>222366832Modern science as we know it was invented here
no one:rorke:leftypol:rorke's great granda: my life a gay porn silent movie
>>222366819Yeah but presumably if you're going to have sex with a man anyway then you are gay to a degree in the first place, so maintaining an erection for a man is the bare minimum for gay sex
>>222366829way too much butter
>>222366844Couldn't figure out how to make more room for all you fat fucks though
might move to babylon
what'll it be lads?
>>222366848my days have been a queer motion picture
>>222366868>tf>tp
Accidentally just pissed on are Queen Lizzy's grave sorry lads just couldn't find anywhere else to go
>>222366872bottom row sound like rockbusters clues
>>222366872the mint chocolate one without vile oreos inmental how vile and shit oreos are
>>222366889You're so fat and lazy you couldn't bother to type out a few words
>>222366892don't worry bout she was in there as I'd dug her up earlier to have a shag
no one:literally no one:leftypol:ian: hellororke:cody: yo cregcreg: sup cody
>>222366872On a diet sorry, bit quite overweight atm
>>222366912ok
there's no business like show business
gone mental so i have
just realised I'm replying to gingernonce
>>222366917Don't even joke about that, that's the queen were talking about
my arse got shagged rotten
doing a gay porn haka on the queen's coffin
art is fucking gay
Sort of find sex gross tbqhwy
My little man has now started spending all night outside, killing rats and fighting cats, and comes back in the morning, waits on the patio for me to get up and let him in and give him breakfast, and then he sleeps in my bed until 5pm, then has his dinner and then leaves the house again to repeat it all again
lowtiergods stream stories are entertaining af ngl
dont watch football matches live just watch highlights so i can see the GOOOOOOALShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsXknr6ts0c
>>222366952
>>222366974nature is calling him
Catberg killing native wildlife is it
>>222367001oh be quiet
>>222367001Cats killing rats is why we're alive in the first place you mong
fucking hits rorke with a savage boner blast that leaves his body irreparably molested
Mad how you can just tell if someone is northern from looking at them. They have this real distinct look about them that just screams knuckle-dragger
>>222367019I don't live in rat infested areas to begin with, you dirty little boy
>>222367059city boyyy city boyy
someone fucking stop him
>>222367067Yeah, and?
>>222367055bigoted nonsense
>>222367080get raped
Room smells of beerBathroom stinks of shitBeer shit
>>222367092Grow up
>>222367107my bad
little psa if there are speed bumps on a 20 mph road you don’t have to slow down to fucking 7 mph to go over them you can go over them at 20 mph
>>222367125*pats you on head*
God I'm a fat fucking cunt
amazing how my cat causes turmoil in a different country on the other side of the planet
IRAN WAR OVER??? US and Iran Make Peace, MOU Discussed | America First Ep. 1699
>>222367137*rapes you*
Catberg's owner upset at simple facks
rorke wishing his life was like a pop punk video
Just remembered the Ukraine war/Russia's special military operationI've had two or three jobs and moved twice since it started
All the money the yanks spend on defense and they got bum raped by the Iranians LOL
got a wee shitey bum ent i
>do nofap for a week>decide to break wank>wank 8 times a day
>>222367163*consents so it's not rape*
>>222367181My cat causes Australians to fight each other by pure psychic energy, he collects this psychic energy by killing rats and harvesting their tiny souls
>>222367195Eight times? Most I've managed is 4 and that was after some pushing
>>222367197Highly doubt it tbqhwy, also we just had e-sex so yeah x
>>222367209after a week of not wanking you finish really quickly. the first wank i had was done in 90 seconds.
fart
Shower farts, thoughts?
did nofap and no porn for a few weeks and afterwards even just seeing some tits was a transcendental experience
>>222367240Women? Yes.
what is stefan molyneux about
you never see any niggas named Archibald or Cecil anymore
>>222366872Let's try one of each
>>222367292luv me bogluv me druidayte romans nuff said.
I'd suck a hot fart right from Emma Watson's ass.
>>222367045it's funny seeing redditors trying to give advice to this redditorit's the worst site to get dating advice
Leftypol wishing his life was like a funko pop video
>>222367356What happens when you post this in /cum/?
Lads I just got a french press and oh my days where has this been all my life? It has none of the fancy bits and bobs of a normal coffee maker yet it makes a much better-tasting cuppa.
in 1354 my bloodline was cursed by a witch for eternity and as a result im a virgin thats never had sex
never liked the sponge bob movie that sea king just comes out of nowhere
>>222367401Funny how you can't say cafetiere so you came up with a stupid name for it.
>>222367401I've always had one yet still just drink instant coffee am I retarded?
remind me what I'm supposed to be doing?
>>222367390Dunno, only one way to find out.
my life a gay porn
>>222367428jekring ogg
Have haircut toil today, don't know if I should go right at ten and get it over with or have some breakfast to fortify me.
>>222367428WankingFartingShittingPooing
>>222367045All he needs to be told is to lose weight/hit the gym but these reddit fairies aren't allowed to do a wrongthink and say fat bad
>>222367444and lay off the soy, look at those tits
>>222367401this will change everythingi actually prefer this to any coffee you can buy in cafes
>>222366872The French thing sounds good but without the Reddit name.
thats brekkie
Watching police interviews of that Jamie Varley ans you can tell he's an evil fucker. Him and his creepy faggot partner clearly always planned to abuser a boy to death, that's why he took a year off work to do it. Can only imagine the horrors that kid endured from day 1. Hopefully they get mentally tortured in prison for the rest of their lives.
sir they wormy
>>222367480retard
mate of mine got made redundant in march and hasn't been able to find a job since and it's all rather grim but rather than sympathy all I think is "glad that's not me lmao"
>>222367494Why so
>>222367464I'm too retarded to use one of these, every time I've tried I make a terrible mess.
>>222367502Yeah?
>>222367510Mate how the fuck are you struggling with something so simple? You literally just put coffee and water in and press down. Are you lining up the paper properly?
>>222367481the lad who played for leicester?
>>222367481Funny because my aunt and her husband tried to adopt and they look for any reason to not let them but for some reason they practically give these little boys away the second 2 faggots turn up wanting to adopt
can feel a powerful soul energy fill my body when i look at drawings and artifacts from pre christian britain not that christianity didnt produce anything good but there was something special about that time that is gone forever
despair but also an erection
going sicko mode
>>222367530I don't know! Some sort of mishap in trying to flip it over and everything went everywhere.
just pulled out a really thick nose hair. looked like a chinaman's head hair
right that's me
right well I think that's it then
poo niger
Good morning you bunch of fannies
>>222367646scream
>>222367647*queefing voice* hi mate
>>222367646haha
>>222367646
>>222367646bit racist that
I'm afraid you've completely lost me
jews
Imagine the smell.
>>222367646fuck off clean shirt
Council housing should not exist
so the west won the war on iran then? why did we have to get raped by price increases when they could have just done this months ago instead
Matthew Rhys most underrated actor of all time
having a mental melty because this is the oldest building in australia
>>222367726drumpf and friends needed to make lots of money first
>>222367502im no doomer but i've got about 3.5 years runway saved up in case it hits the fanthings are going to get a lot worse into 2027 i think
>>222367726yes mate america won bigly
America is complete shite, can't wait to go home after this world cup
>>222367750A bike shed?
>>222367761Do u think anyone believes you
Pulling my arse hairs out with tweezers
woke up with a throbbing boner. no spouse to rape. why live
i am spiritually indian
poomaxxing my sphincter
CAM ON ENGLAND
>>222367750looks asian
could you speak up a bit, I'm having trouble hearing
he’s got tremendous moxie for his size
Full bender R1b
I'm writing cheques my mouth can't cash
toil in approx 1.5 hours
>>222367828It tolls for thee
Walk in faith not in fear today Jesus saves, redeems and delivers. The Devil is defeated and grace is running wild. Waking up is proof God isn't done with us yet. Have a blessed day.
>>222367819*sprints past the entire thread at the speed of sound and rapes you*
>>222367754i want some money though>>222367760well yeh when you force them to sign your deal its a gg
duplicitous
I'm in bed and can still smell my sweaty ballsack through the covers fs showered right before bed too
>>222367866a casino called casino
>>222367849iran won
>>222367880no. humanity won
I'm just a smelly little boy doing smelly little boy things
>>222367832honestly looks kind of fun
>>222367890humanity doesnt win until israel and the US are destroyed
>>222367726Israel will bomb Lebanon in two days and the ceasefire will fall apart. Screenshot this.
Sir Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6bltWyyc8s
>>222366974Nigga looks like he's about to invade Poland
I want an ancient gf
>>222367401Good lad>>222367413I say french press these days, it's just easier to say>>222367425I'm the same, sometimes I can be bothered with the french press but often I just drink instant coffee because it's easier
>As the ship broke apart, approximately 300 of the Batavia's 341 passengers and crew made their way ashore, the rest drowning in their attempts. Her commander, Francisco Pelsaert, sailed nearly 3,000 kilometres (1,900 mi) over 33 days in an open longboat to Batavia, present day Jakarta, to get help, leaving in charge senior VOC official Jeronimus Cornelisz, unaware he had been plotting a mutiny prior to the wreck. Cornelisz tricked about twenty men under soldier Wiebbe Hayes into searching for fresh water on nearby islands, leaving them to die. With the help of other mutineers, he then orchestrated a massacre that, over the course of several weeks, resulted in the murder of approximately 125 of the remaining survivors, including women, children and infants; a small number of women were kept as sex slaves.[5]well thats not good
Britain is absolutely fucked The traitors in charge have killed it
>>222367971not really on is it
>>222367977Alan Carr?
>>222367977do something about it then
>>222367977
>>222366243these shorts are fake af, they push up the ass. basically pushup bra for the assi see so many hoes at the gym with those shorts and massive protruding asses. those shorts make them look like ants
>>222367832feels like punching down since these hobby horse lasses do have actual autism
Elon musk deserves every penny
my coke dealer lives next door
Welp, that does it for me. After nearly 20 years of using the internet I’m logging out for good. Thanks for the laughs Brit over the years. It’s been fun but my life has grown and I must grow with it. Wish you all the best
>>222367962I just call the country inglun these days because it's easier to say
>>222367866would rather live in a nice area of india or something that bham
we're just innocent men
i get knocked down but i get up again
>>222368095*keeps you down*
whiteys always keeping me down
bought these nicotine patches to stop vaping and ended up sticking 5 all over my chest cus the hit ain't hard enough
rorke dying of a nicotine overdose
white people are hilarious to me. they have no culture
the cat's done a whoopsie
>>222368088london too
>>222368088>>222368158still unsure why leftypol worships these people
Shaved fannois on the 'log
>>222368088>>222368158actually hate them
>>222368136just get the 10mg liquids then 5 then either 2/3 or quit altogethernot fucking hard pal, i did it
>>222368136get on the pouches lad
This country is so unfathomably fucked
>>222368182>shavedPrefer them naturally hairless.
>>222368208U M
wallowing in abject misery
>>222368208:/
>>222368208spaino mate...
>>222368219KTIM KTIM KAYTIMMERS KEKEROOOO THIS IS ME KTIM
>>222368206Is it?
and the new?
happy as a clam me
right so then nobody making the new i suppose
I'm not making the new I shouldn't have to
Sir Gimmick Inventor
>>222368286>>222368286>>222368286
>>222368259Yes
