old queen's head edition
sergay bender
what's up "niggas"
asking mummy for some money tomorrow
thought i'd invented a gimmick but i checked the archive and some twat from 2017 beat me to it
>>222379966AI slop
the legend of leftypol: rorkerina of time
>>222380011what for
um bappe
business idea; sci fi movie but its underwater and all the people speak in gay accents but only when they're underwater and the land dwellers refer to them as the gay walkers
suing an australion
fucking mental theres an island off australia the size of england with less than half a million people with basically the exact same climate but even nicer.state of it, should have moved the entire nation there.
what happens on the DIY board and why is it being kept a secret from me?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
ai really has ruined everything, even porn. can't search for anything now without seeing the same shitty slop everywhere.
>>222380027gay porn diy
AI VR pornography of Sir Keir Starmer giving me very toungey fellatio
feeling incredibly suicidal over my inability to find work
>>222380018You're legitimately an unfunny cunt
Keir Starmer striptease (YOU MUST NOT WANK)
>>222380027dunno
>>222380043Heard the local NEET 5-a side team is hiring.
>>222379966fucking disgustingshould be knocked down for a vape shop a turkish barbers and a phone repair place
bird at work is on her periodcan smell it
are vehicles like this a common sight in the uk?in australia they're everywhere, probably at least 50% of the cars you see on the road. i think anyone who drives one of these should be punched in the stomach
>>222380084make sure you let her know
>>222380070didn't have spirit levels back then
>>222380093Becoming more so desu
>>222380093no there's lots of 4x4s but rarely pickups
born in the late 90s is being born just in time to see everything that ever was crumble and rot away. you were too young to enjoy anything at its peak really, but now your old enough to see it all disappear.
>>222380068I'm serious mate I'll kill myself if no one hires me
If Musk lost $1trillion he would still be the richest man in the world. Makes you think doesn't it.
>>222380027>>>/diy/2986048
>>222380093no they aren'troad tax and insurance would rape you and the roads by en large aren't made for them (fuel cost too but that's high everywhere now)
me? mid 30s working night shifts as hotel securitypros: get to sit on my laptop shitposting all night watching moviescons: failed at lifecant win them all haha x
don't know how people cope with pets losing them the pain too crazy to go through multiple times
just because im TRANS and mean i cant GAME *defeats rorke in call of duty*LE DABBED
Any time i see a Brazil flag post i think of this now hehe
Having to stop myself from making sir gimmicks that don't make much sense like sir bah hamas in response to that nice beach photo, realized now i've developed a tic for it
not a bad team this
>>222380155How'd you get the gig
speed providing actual fucking choonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrY1THC_NQE
>>222380167Reminds me of a gay porn I saw once
>>222380126yeah? I was born in 1896 and had a great time in my late teens
>>222380167France lineup looking good
>>222380155literal dream job
sir post stopper
>>222380155to who? who's judging
>>222380126I experienced some of that peak and it was lush, everyone thought it would never end and we were on the road to an idyllic paradise
>I was born in 1896
>sir bah hamas
>>222380155how did you fail at life, serious question. you have a job
>>222380167unironically thought this was the french team until i saw jacksonthat's not a frenchmans name
don't have time to watch the football
>>222380003meant to reply to this with this >>222380020 x
mental how almost half of the niggers in the france vs senegal match are playing for france
two gays in the midfield
>>222380164bet that felt weird
we're all in here>>>/sp/155357352>>>/sp/155357352>>>/sp/155357352
>>222380176luv r speed
>>222380167time to run it back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl7wHtj64Hstoronto hood accent
>>222380227pnts (prefer not to say)
i'm turning into an implement
>>222380248Reckon you know what it's like to have two guys underneath you
>>222380117yank culture is a cancer
why do some of you lads care about the man kicking the ball? i thought you were all nerds who didn't give a rat's knob about sports
>>222380279Yeah, you and your da
>>222380298Aha that's me done then
>>222380296lots of BBCs on the pitch you see
just been raped
>>222380296Distraction innit
>>222380296/brit/ is an /sp/ general
Mbappe is a woke
>yeah? I was born in 1896 and had a great time in my late teens
ooh he loves his little blue card
art of the deal
>>222380171SIA license is the only qualification i have and this job didn't even require it, probably just gave me a slightly higher chance of getting the job over someone without it but technically you don't even need any form of qualificationtbhonest if you're prepared to work night shifts you shouldn't have much difficulty, most people avoid night shifts like the plague>>222380191its alri for me because i gave up on all hopes of a 'normal' life years ago, its a dead ender though and you quite literally have nothing to do for 80% of your shift besides a couple of sweeps. pay is mid but decent enough if you're a single bloke with no family depending on you>>222380193by any reasonable metric im a failure but thats ok
what a shit pair of national anthems
>>222380296the nerds care about sports now sports won sports won so hard
i only support JAPAN in the world cup
Why haven't there been any games in Mexico or Canada?
mental how mbappe is a 5'11 manlet but he seems 6'2 with BBC energy alone
any otherworldly ghouls in
>>222380332doesn't /brit/ have a presence on pretty much every board including /sp/?the british urge to colonise everything they can has carried through to their 4chan behaviour
>>222380356why did you wank the willy scobes
the only problem with night shifts from what i can see is that i might be tired during prime walking hours at the weekend
>>222380361this webm did numbers on /pol/
why did scobie wank the willy
>>222380376just evolve into a night walker
>>222380341kinda mad how there would have always been a significant portion of the population who had been to war throughout all of history until the ww2 generation began fading away, now all you've got is norn ireland, a few falklands, and GWOT vets
apparently the japanese are really into baseball for some reason
>>222380374/sp/ is /eng/ right now got our flags out GOT OUR COCKS OUT GOT OUR BUMS OUT
>>222380376>walkingmincing more likedon't worry, you'll be up at prime dogging hours instead
>>222380376people who work nights have shorter lives
>>222380350>Start a war for no reason>Give Iran a test run to prove they can literally hold the world economy hostage by closing the strait and be impossible to invade>Give them $300bn>Leave Iran with more power than before All hail orange man
>>222380392ur weird
Oh my god Rabiot is still in the squad
>>222380419More of a reason to do them
>didier dechamps
>>222380419who the hell wants to be 90 anyway
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why's egypt still posting in the old
Mad that Zidane's son plays for Algeria
>>222380430Delete this or his mum will find you
So this...is Rorke...
france just scored a hatrck at amazing speed !
>>222380357I have no family and dont buy anythingReckon I could do all that at night
>>222380403They also have some of the best players of all time. Ichiro; ohtani etc.
>>222380474Shrek ass looking nigga lmao
might have a zesty ipa
>>222380474>19oh my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays
>>222380474The rare inverse Norwood
>>222380474looks like one of those white converts, they do love their neckbeards
500g of fizzy peach rings delivered to my door by the amazon nigga
I sweat a lot so my bed is coated in dry sweat and it's very itchy to sleep inReckon the mattress is contaminated tooSmells like shit as wellGrim state of affairs
>>222380403american soldiers bought it over
lads my car doesn't starti can't even open it without the manual keyhow the fuck do i take it to a mechanic? if i "order" a mechanic to come here will they charge me just to check what's wrong?i really can't afford getting a replacement battery right now and hoping it's just something small
which team is Senegal hahahaha
>>222380521i know but it's still very weird that they'd retain that of all things
if aoc doesn’t get pregnant soon i’ll have to step in
>tycen proper, 19
>>222380538push it
>tycenfuck sake
>>222380484yh might be decent for you then, give it a go whats the worst that can happen
madness
>>222380474
Welcome to Scranton
post something that makes you thnk 'wokeness gone mad'
>>222380538probably just dead battery because you left a light on
>>222380568the nearest mechanic is a 10 minute drive away
>>222380513was friends with a guy that never washed his sheets. foul animal.
can someone please reply to this >>>/tv/221185011 post with>most women would nope the fuck outand this pic I got banned on tv can't be arsed to reset my router over this thank you very much in advance if you actually decide to help
>>222380576moreso when you consider them basketball fellas are all massive
>>222380584
>>222380576Tell me it isn't true
>>222380474good news is he's so ugly he doesn't have to worry about being bummed up the arse in prison
where's the white man in this football match
>>222380591Pay to have it towed
>>222380538Needs a jump start, ask a neighbour and then go for a drive for a bit to charge it
>>222380579these niggas look like those amish mugshots lol
Ethnicity blocked.
>>222380591better get started then lazybones
>>222380580how come yellows aren’t all obese and drop dead from arse cancer if they literally all subside on toxic waste like this
>>222380587lmao this again? you know you can just not reply, it's not that important
>>222380576Reckon if you practiced enough you could score 3 pointers from your own net
rorke'a da: which one's senegal
>>222380626they get diarrhea easily
>>222380645scr
>>222380626severely looks-obsessed fatphobic society
Got one of those beers in a bottle shaped like buddha
>>222380647Leftypol immediately jumping in saying that mentioning they were gay was unnecessary and only done to demonise the lgpt company
swear im the only person who watched this as a toddlerwas obsessed with it and got the farm playset and a rideable tractor for my birthday and christmas
>>222380632u wot m8
contact lens has rolled behind my eye and got stuck on the optic nerve
are modelo's good
which team is Senegal?
>>222380664at this size it really seems no different from rolls of fat
leftypol raping and murdering a baby
a (you) is a (you) but a ktim is something special
>>222380673offensive
>>222380626they probably don't eat it 24/7
france is getting rattled by senegal, howling
>>222380596lmao this again? you know you can just not reply, it's not that important>>222380687sorry wrong person x
>>222380680same but 31
(to the tune of "i want you" by savage garden)oooh, i want pooi don't know if i need poo, butoooh i'm dying to find out
>>222380713You're one of those wokes
>>222380664how easy is it to get a gf like this
>>222380733you are not well
>>222380716they dont cook for themselves at all they literally exist on convenience food there. they microwave that crap for you in the shop
>>222380720ahah xwas about to slap you silly x
Lads why have all the "big" teams looked shit
the people want GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=safzyuZNCGI
WHICH TEAM IS SENEGAL
Rabiot is the token white
>>222380756not everyone in japan or korea is a hikikomori neet believe it or notsome of them don't even live in a city
>>222380783black one
my thighs are feeling very soft and plump tonight
>>222380783Yeah, we got it the first time Rorke
nearly got close to nearly scoring a goal there riveting stuff
i think Senegal is the team in blue because they’re all Africans
>>222380837France are in blue because Rabiot is the token white
I like thinking about doing things more than actually doing them
>>222380837>HUR DUR RACISMshut up you fucking racist cunt, one world, one humanity.
nice "sport" you have therein real sports, you have to WIN in tournaments
USA ENGLISH ONLY USA ENGLISH ONLY USA ENGLISH ONLY
id just kick the ball right in the net if it was me
Did the tall black man bounce the ball back and forth over and over?
>>222380874Ah here's the lefty compassion I'm hear about
*does a crazy dance*
it’s hard to tell which team is senegal because all the players are Black!!!!!
I still remember that tackle by Rorkeand when Leftypol scoredIan belting the balland Mikey dancing
our black men are better than your black men !!
>>222380915LOL BECAUSE THEIR BLACK
>>222380905calm down you abouslute nutter haha
famous ancient proverb: only when mosquito lands on bollocks does man learn violence not always the answer
>>222380918scream lions on a 'berg
do they still make Pro Evolution Soccer
>>222380915If you see the token white player named Rabiot then that's the French team
>>222380918THIRTY YEARS A VIRGNO SEX HAAAAVNG
where did this obsession with ticks come from? never seen a tick in my life
LOL BLACK PEOPLE ROARING!!!!!!!11
>>222380953>never seen a tick in my lifeprobably explains the lack of gcses, rorke
Had four ticks bite me this year
>>222380941imagine being him in the changing rooms
i love her so much
>>222380956nigger sc
>>222380972Rabiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSgfvdBlysIlisa is such a diiva
are you lads hyped up for the MAKERFIELD BY-ELECTIIIIOOOONNNN??????????
>>222380986same x
Someone take these churro crips away from me I can NOT stop eating them good LORD
LIVERPOOL
watching the senegal vs france match and i'm all like right well then which one is france and which one is senegal!?!?!?
thought this beer was horrible but now i've decided it's only mediocre
>>222381022hahahaha that's mad. can't wait to see it again in 5 minutes
So spurs have signed Van Hecke and Tonali holy shit
sheeboon jump scare
>>222380283Apologize Bruce
Listening to this WWI podcast and the chap keeps saying he's going to sass Lorraine
Why is the mexican wave so cringe yet so adorable at the same time
business idea: somehow find a way to retire and spend the rest of my life doing fun things
>>222381055my French flatmate at uni kept saying he was going to kiss Lorraine for his dinner. weird freak
>>222380961i hate to complain, but this was fucking witty. and not a fucking sniff. bit annoyed, can't lie.
france black
cam on ngubu score some fucing goals!!
>>222381010Lisa singing live, dancing effortlessly, shinning like a diamond. Lisa you will forever be a ICON
>>222381103Neck yourself
>>222381018look how bleak that is, fucking hell
wait, which team is senegal and which is france?
close one for France just hit the post there
>>222381091HE'S DONE ITAnd corr senegal nearly did it
hoping to see a purely white England team tomorrow
>>222381137screaj
where are we watching the football lads?
Woke Break
>>222381164ktim never watched a match before
>>222381167bbc iplayer of course :)
yanks getting their precious ads in
>>222381137actually laughed, that'll be the best variation of it>>222381167https://fmhy.net/video#live-sports
Asian women milf big tits fish nets oil JOI
>hydration break
Can't wait for the 2nd quarter
>>222381167https://istreameast.app/fifa-world-cup/senegal-france/39834080
Are white Frenchmen just really bad at football? Because we have similar demographics and still we have white guys in the national team
>>222381193Shop at Costco
>>222380756Don't think that's strictly true
>>222381206>>222381194thanks lads
>>222381182SameProud owner of a tv licence
>>222381213they smoke 30 fags per day
>>222381203rorke
noncing myself in and around my bollocks
Have any of you ever met a yank who's really assimilated in your country? I did all my university education in the UK, and while I made plenty of friends, I don't know if I could ever feel at home there completely. Still, I sometimes daydream about settling down in some small village there
you;ll never sing that
>faghani
2nd quarter has startedI wonder what ads there will be at half time
>>222381267The swede
>>222381259i watch this bloke on youtube a lot and he seems pretty assimilated https://www.youtube.com/@GoingSoloOutdoors
footyball england winning?
>>222381202bruh
malaponte reveal yourself
>>222381213>similar demographicsThey don't count (and I'm sure it would be far worse than ours if they did), the local league has been blacked for decades too
Rabiot is the token white player you see
>>222381259I met an American woman when I was at uni who’d learnt Welsh to fluent level
right just turned on the footy and there's only 1 team?
>>222381259nobody cares if you're white and from a developed country
>>222381203bills need to be paid leftypol
anyone mind if we have wednesday tomorrow?
What would happen if a basketball player was forced to run the length of a football pitch?
>>222381322I'll bet she did. She probably played the Welsh flute
is it just me or does senegal seem better than france
>>222381342
im supporting the team of africans i bet they win!
Truth is white French guys are all just zesty gimps
>>222381339nah that's alright mate go for it
>>222381353France have a token white player dragging them down
>>222381353im struggling to tell the difference between the two if im honest
>>222381351Don’t believe me then I’m not bothered
>>222381362
anyone got a modern sodastream?thinking of buying one but they're like 100 quid
how do they know who to pass to?
>reftypol roo have much to rearn
Pre-WW1 France had a sub-replacement birth rate, then they got slaughtered in the war, been over ever since then
>>222381404Just buy sparkling water mate
>>222381379they should drag him back to the changing rooms
>>222381411ktim
>>222381404i have a sodastream it's fine but the canisters are an annoyance like what are you supposed to do with them
>>222381392Would love for him to give my arse a good royal blacking
>>222381426thats what im trying to avoidthe need to keep going out just for something fizzy>>222381441put them in the fridge?
>>222381404modern not really mine is like 10 years old but i use it all the time>>222381441bring them back to the shop and exchange for a huge chunk off a new canister
>>222381453no i mean your expired co2 canisterscan't bin them can't recycle them have to pay for some specialist bloke to pick them up for you
>>222381391Was joking mate don't take it personal. Didn't mean it like that
>>222381481oh yeahthat will require looking something upthey must do a trade in programme or something
>>222381481just puncture them and put them in the bin you massive fanny
it's him! it's rorke!
>>222381481You could trade them in at Argos when I worked there but that was like 10 years ago, dunno if they still do that
when did people start getting diagnosed with >anxiety and depression
>>222381481feed them to grey squirrels
WHO SAW THE RORKE WITH A SENGEALESE GF?
>>222381516how rorke became a leftypol
>>222381516a changed man
>>222381516Damn he really did change
>>222381481>can't bin themall that woke nonsense is just a suggestionyou can bin what you want
>>222381516>>222381526Lucky bastard that should be ME
>>222381516Scr I started laughing and didn't have time to screenshot it
lol imagine not putting something in the wheelie bin because you 'aren't allowed'
>>222381573>>222381573>>222381573
>>222381259Come home American man
is this senegalese bloke being for real
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website
I am Fares I am full Irish R1b.
10/10 Goa trance.
Stupid nigger.
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