ps2 edish continued previous: >>222376711
>How do I get an Asian gf???You might be asking. "Just be white" is easy mode but what many people don't know is that there is a hidden "very easy" mode. It's called: just be white and play the sax. Yes, really! Asian women are absolutely FASCINATED, FIXATED, and utterly SMITTEN for White men that can play the saxophone. It's hard to really pinpoint why, but there are countless examples of Asian women openly thirsting and eye-fucking a White guy while he plays his heart out on the sax. Start practicing, boys!https://youtu.be/2eCrBeTYwMEGReimtQWo-SHLDpq&t=173
>>222381464The other day they told me to kill myself. Guess what? I will.
>>222381407No it makes YOU sleepy. Who the fuck gets sleepy drinking beer unless you have like an 18 pack to the dome
>>222381469Why are there so many trannies and schizos from Finland?
>>222381485Who is this "they"? Are "they" in the room with you right now?
>>222381502You're just used to it
>>222381485Take out a politician first
>>222381502It's a carb bomb
Hello
>>222381529Even when I started drinking beer never made me sleepy. I think you might just be gay. I could see wine making you sleepy, but beer makes you feel like you can do cool shit
>>222381531Ugly thing
I haven't been shaving because of my desire to die, but I'm actually liking the look. I think I'll let myself grow a proper beard
>>222381502Beer makes me active. I often go on long hikes when I've slammed back three to 6 beersWine makes me sleepier than beer
Beer is just liquid bread
>>222381464This game is hard carried by it's Simpsons IP. Its a glorified driving game, nothing else and certainly nothing like GTA. It barely qualifies as open world
Have not drank in over a year then over the weekend I had 6 beers, 3 old fashions, 2 whiskeys on the rocks and finished it off with a nice gin and tonic in the span of 2-3ish hours, tanked it like it was nothing and only had a minor hangover the next day
>>222381540Yeah, it's liquid bread. So what. Are you a woman or something to where you don't eat carbs?
>>222381564Looks like a children's game buddy you're overthinking it
>>222381564So just like GTA
>>222381558Nobody asked you to tell us your high school nickname.
>>222381580Carb bombs make you tired
Fixed Europe for the last time again
even if you discount Octavian's adoption by Julius as not a real adoption, Augustus's own chosen successor as Emperor (Tiberius) was literally his wife's son
>>beer makes me want to do cool shit>zones out sitting down and does nothing
Leftists be like time to make a 7 hour video essay about a children's cartoon
>>222381600You could do so much more in vice City and San Andreas than hit and run
>>222381564Who the fuck said anything about GTA, GTA is dog shit
>>222381606Again, I think you're just applying your own personal stuff to everybody. You could say I'm doing the same but I'm not
>>222381578You would be cooler and more interesting if it was all steel reserves you drank
DUDE BEER
>>222381626this is why I like weed I don't have any delusions, if I'm smokin weed I'm sitting my ass down and playing video games and fully dedicating my evening to being a manchild not pretending like it's a socially acceptable vice
Uh oh! Unc woke up a little grumpy from his nappy wappy!
>>222381578>only had a minor hangover the next dayNever understood the hangover meme, no matter how much I drink it's never more than a mild headache. SOMEBODY is lying about these things.
>>222381640People compare it to GTA all the time >>222381645Are you an alien life form with different biology
GTA sucks there's nothing to do but missions
>>222381646used to do that in college, scrape up as much change as you could with the boys, walk down to the corner store buy as many steelys as you can and sit on the dorm balcony and watch the world go by
>>222381687GTA has tons of mini games
>>222381675>Are you an alien life form with different biologyEveryone's physiology is slightly different There's some speculating that with a lot of alcoholics their brain reacts slightly differently to alcohol it energizes them more
>>222381666if you're not in shape and don't regularly drink it can be legitimately debilitating
>>222381628https://youtu.be/yA-rsBH1NP4this is what immediately came to my mindthis guy was also outed for some creepy shit iirc
>>222381675No sir, I think you're just really soft and sensitive to anything you consume
>>222381699Tell me more about the steely days
>>222381666You've obviously never drank enough to have a hangover. You can't have 2 tall cans and think you're gonna be ratassed in the morning
>>222381742I like when you call me sir like the soft and sensitive little bitch that you are
I've drank to vomiting but I've never really had a hangover. The worst I've felt is either like I had a bad sleep, or like I just need a little bit of food and soda to settle my stomach
>>222381794Wow. See? Sensitive, just like I said.
>>222381749College sucked ass but you could buy them for $1.50 and they would get you fucked up faster than anything else you can afford on a college budget, if you went to the black gas station you could order some shitty fried chicken that would give you food poisoning with it and split the bucket, if you went to the mexican gas station they had tacos and burritos the best value of which was the EL GORDO which was made as a college special, yep simpler times tell ya hwat
Hangover is kinda random. You can down an entire handle wakeup next day with zero hangover but other times four beers will give me an awful hangover
>>222381811>I've drank to vomiting but I've never really had a hangoverYeah cuz you threw it all up, dummy lol
>>222381820Shant be giving an honest reply to this without being addressed as sir
>>222381771>You've obviously never drank enough to have a hangover.I used to drink entire bottles of rum or tequila
>>222381740Who even watches this stuff? How does it get 10 million views
>>222381841Well I've drank a lot without throwing up too I think I avoid it by always drinking soda with my alcohol to make myself burp.
would you give your life energy to me to allow me to live to 180 years
>>222381835I think there's a sweet spot, if I have 2-3 beers and stop I'll have a massive headache later in the evening, if I have a full 6 pack or some cocktails I'll usually be fine the next morning, if I start binge drinking I'll be so sore and have such a terrible headache the next day that I can barely move out of bed, the trick is to get proper drunk not buzzed so that your brain is satisfied and doesn't want more but not so much that you develop a minor dependence for the next day
Feeling indisposed, tired, also shoulder pain, 8 don't know what Im gonna do about that
Anyways, it's all a big headache. Save yourself the trouble, never drink, never smoke. You'll live longer and be healthier. I can down a whole 5th of whiskey in a couple hours, but I'm gonna be dead soon so who's really the winner
>>222381879Only if you got sentenced to life in prison
Canadians were chanting "Sniper!" at the bosnian fans during the world cup in reference to the snipers in the 90s who were killing random bosnians
Étienne Tempier (French: [tɑ̃pje]; also known as Stephanus of Orleans; died 3 September 1279) was a French bishop of Paris during the 13th century. He was Chancellor of the Sorbonne from 1263 to 1268, and bishop of Paris from 1268 until his death.[1] He is best remembered for promulgating a Condemnation of 219 philosophical and theological propositions (or articles) that addressed concepts that were being disputed in the faculty of arts at the University of Paris.
>>222381640brazil is bigger dogshit
I have never drank alcohol and never will. Shit smells and tastes awful i will not get peer pressured
>>222381910Rare Canada W, bosnians are ridiculously arrogant for being brown muslims from a shithole
>>222381936Salam redditpaki
Business idea, a job where I get money but without work
>>222381998No job is work if you enjoy it :)
>just start a business bro
The first world cup game played in my city is today
>>222382023boomerish lie
>>222381998In my country, this is working for the government. Doesn't matter which level either. You get to WFH too.
i'm not a businessman i'm a businessman
Alcoholics mad
>>222382048Kansas City?
Negros mad
>>222382082They're the same as dudeweeders except they get violent
Patients in anger management mad
Jeets mad
Chris Chan's first born son was born today
>>222382117True
cumpies, im drinkng covfefe
>>222382155At 1 inna afternoon?
>>222382155madlad
Sydney Sweeney literally has perfect tits
>>222382131i laffed
>>222382157it's 4:09 pm
>>222382136Never even had a chance
>>222382200Hes famous and has charisma tho
I'm watching France vs Senegal on fox stream.An ad for a hospital came on now during half time.Is this a thing in USA? Very strange.
>>222382177Not as perfect as yours
>>222382177Perfect? No. Very good? Yes.It's just a sign how fallen our gynocentric society is that there are so few famous tits nowadays that people must elevate Sydney.
>>222382177when she was 20 sure, but now? hag!
>>222382095Indeed
Chris Chan would low key be Chad if he wasn't mentally and took care of himself, he has the base line genetics of a college ball jock
>>222382177Too small
>>222382199No, it's not
>>222382212Thanks saar :)
>>222382177i want to cum on your perfect man tities
>>222382218I have never seen more beautiful tits in my life
Scientifically speaking why do blacks have big bums? What evolutionarily advantage does a big bum confer?
>>222381998just get a nepo job I do sub 15 minutes of work per day and work from home
>j-jus take care of y-yourselfBro he has slayed puss and look at him, hav you?
>>222382057It's true. If you got a job doing your hobby you'd never work a day in your life
>>222382241Why do you have this saved
Eatin utz cheezeballs rn you guys want some
>>222382258I don't have relatives in good nepo jobs. And I'm pretty distant to my extended family anyway
>>222382278I agree. When I got my job as a manga web-comic artist I never felt down ever again
>>222382257Presumably mate selection & evolutionary sexual pressure
>>222382278What if my hobby is gooning?
>>222382288To show the beautiful diversity and culture of Brampton
>>222382325If you can get paid to do it, you'll never work a day in your life.
>manga web-comic artistI hate weebs so fucking much.
I became a pro gooner and it ruined gooning for me
Midwesterners used to live in dirt houses called soddies
>>222382342Ok I'll apply to the sperm donation center. Always wanted to be a professional sperm donor
>>222382397Homage to their Scandinavian roots
>>222382397Comfy
>>222382398Eh, hold on, they only take Chad sperm. Nobody wants a sub five foot chronic masturbator as a sperm donor
What are you supposed to do when you're injured, tired, or even diseased because of your own stubborn interaction with an inanimate object, and someone close to you wants explanations and to help you, and all you want to do is crush someones skull?
>>222382436Pendejo.
>>222382397We had these in Canada too, iirc the Icelanders in Manitoba all made houses like this.
Perhaps ill take the kayak out for a spin
I'm sooo not feeling it today, I was even thinking about skipping it entirely but I just can't do that
>>222382436Did you get ill for shoving something on ur bum?
I fell for that jobby shit. Turning photography into a job killed all my interest within a year. Part of what makes a hobby enjoyable is learning and practicing at your own pace, doing what you want and experiencing satisfaction when your effort pays off. As a job there are deadlines, your boss/customers want shit done a particular way, there's constant "feedback" from retards who don't know the first thing about your interest and you are competing with people younger and willing to work for less. Don't sell your soul to Satan, keep them separate.
I understand when European soccer teams have a few black guys if that's their demographics reality, but the French team is literally entirely African and it's kind of ridiculous
>>222382459They were common all throughout the Great Plains, including Alberta and Saskatchewan I'd imagine
>>222382509Trvke, the fastest way to kill your hobby and suck the joy out of it is making it into a job. Boomers perpetuate this myth that it's great.
post more obese indians with big fat man titties
>>222382514Funniest thing about the French team is that it used to be roughly 40% Nafri, 40% Black African and the rest actual French people or mutts. Now it's nearly 100% Black Africans. Allez les negres!
Imagining using diarrhea as lube
>>222382340So is this supposed to be sexual or what is it supposed to be a sport who is winning here and why would anyone watch this LOL
Slept until 4 30 award
Thread theme:https://youtu.be/uHzcZxlFV3A?is=u3bEvmZRp-TCG_oGFits the pic too
Catberg just got back from the vet. She doesn't have an ear infection thank God her ear just had grit in it which was causing inflammation.
>>222382580Someone out there has done it
>>222382607brian would watch it desu
I SAWI SAW MONSTERS AND IAND I START TOSTART TO DIG WITHIN WHEN I WHEN I TURN MYTURN MY ON IT THEY DEVOUR ME
VN I've been looking forward to for a long time finally comes out this weekend!
>>222382639cringe pic
>>222382607Most just go for the ambience, the smell of cow dung in the air... beautiful India!
>>222382645whys your kitty gritty
>>222382645post catberg
CONCERNING THE EAR TAG OF THE RECENTLY BORN RED HEIFERMany people have expressed concern over the fact that the recently born cow had been given an ear tag before its potential as a red heifer candidate was realized. The ear tag is, of course, the standard method of identifying cattle on commercial farms. Tagging a red heifer candidate will create a deformity in the caw's ear and disqualify the heifer, as a kosher red heifer must be free of all wounds or deformities.In the case of the recently born red heifer the tag was quickly removed, allowing for the wound to heal. Rabbi Azarya Ariel of the Temple Institute, who has spent decades studying the laws concerning the red heifer, conducted a thorough examination of the heifer, as he does all red heifer candidates, to check for non-red hairs, scars or deformities. He is encouraged that the heifer's ear is healing and won't leave a scar or deformity. Should he discover upon a follow-up inspection that the ear hasn't healed properly then the heifer will be disqualified.Concerning every potential red heifer, Rabbi Azarya performs multiple inspections over time to determine whether or not the heifer is still a viable candidate. This is why a kosher red heifer can suddenly be disqualified if, upon inspection, the rabbi discovers more than one non-red hair or any other disqualifying mark. In the attached photo (not connected to the recently born red heifer), we see Rabbi Azarya using a magnifying glass to inspect the cow. When, at last, a red heifer is found suitable for its ashes to be used to purify, it wall have passed multiple inspections and been found to be bearing only red hairs and having no deformities.
I have homicidal thoughts about my family most days
>>222382692U mad cause I stole it from u
>>222382795Jews and Muslims really go out of their way to focus on the letter of the law instead of it's spirit
>>222382725>>222382750She's hiding. Here's my oder cat doe.
>>222382795It's not a natty red cow birth either so the heebs have to wait again
red heifer that's what I call yo mama
>>222382858ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK
Ariel gave me my love for redheads.
>>222382645This happened to my cat once because he shoves his whole fucking foot in his ear when he scratches
>>222382858I have spermicidal thoughts every day
>>222382858Jasonesque type situation or young married father type situation?
On Saturday, June 13 just before 6pm, while officers were investigating a serious motorcycle collision at Whatcom Road and South Parallel Road, a vehicle approached the road closure. A fully marked police vehicle with emergency lights activated was positioned across the roadway, with officers on foot managing and working the scene.The vehicle approached from the north side of Whatcom Road, and the female driver demanded to proceed through the closure. Despite being directed to stop, she attempted to bypass the police vehicle by driving onto the curb. When an officer approached on foot to advise her that the road was closed, she ignored him and proceeded to drive through.In doing so, she nearly pinned the officer between her SUV (Damage to vehicle in the attached picture is old and not from this incident) and the police vehicle. He suffered minor injuries after being hit by the vehicle. The driver then accelerated through the scene at a high rate of speed. When another officer attempted to stop her on the south side, she failed to stop and fled, reaching speeds of approximately 160 km/hr. Officers did not pursue due to public safety concerns.The following day, officers located and identified the driver. Her vehicle has been seized as offence-related property, and a forfeiture application is underway. Dangerous driving, flight from police, and assault of a police officer are charges being considered as part of the criminal investigation. Additionally, an immediate report is being submitted to the Superintendent of Motor Vehicles for a review of her driver’s licence.Police are reminding the public that road closures are put in place to protect everyone—emergency responders, those involved in incidents, and the broader community. Ignoring these closures or attempting to drive through active scenes puts lives at serious risk. Public safety depends on cooperation, awareness, and respect for the critical work happening at these scenes.
Not reading all that
>>222383184Read this *hugs you*
If you don't have a warm wet pussy don't even @ me anymoreI'm done with you. Forever.
A day of fun turned into a frightening experience for a group of students at Cultus Lake Waterpark on Monday.Emergency crews, including ground and air ambulances, rushed to the scene after an apparent electrical incident injured 12 children during a school field trip.Officials say the students were not in the water or on any rides at the time. Early information suggests the children were standing in line when they made contact with a railing.All 12 were taken to hospital. Authorities say the injuries are serious but not considered life-threatening, and investigators do not believe the incident was caused by deliberate human action.The waterpark has been closed for at least 48 hours while investigators work to determine exactly what happened.
whom /retard/?
Used interior cleaner and microfiber cloth to wipe down much of my car interior after vacuuming. Just a few stubborn things remaining. I think this might actually be the first time I've cleaned a car like that. Had it for about a year so far. Next I will likely use leather cleaner and conditioner
Evens I go for a bike ride tomorrow Odds I stay inside and svffer
Soyccer be like "okay how much time should we add at the end" "your guess is just as good as mine"
I want a new Lego set
Every one of my ancestors from the first fishsquirrel to crawl out of the water 150 million years ago had sex but I haven't managed to figure it out yet. Mental innit
What would you do if you won the lottery?
>>222383448Reddit ass post sybau
>>222383448They crawled out of the water about 375 million years agoAlso the sexual reproduction started more than 100 million years before that
>>222383054Jason's i guess. I don't keep up with lolcow shit though
Do you remember when people would call each other ratchet? Meaning like you're black
>>222383471Build my dream gothic clock tower
>>222383471Visit every region of Portugal, Spain, France, Italy, and Germany. Then visit every other country in Europe, and most countries in the world.Also I'd keep it secret so my greediest family members don't sue me. My mom would be the only person I tell.Then I'd buy a house in San Francisco
>>222383508Girl you ratchet
>>>/s4s/13013716
>>22238347110 acres and a helicopter
I'm back from the janny prison
>>222383625What did you do?
Been posting a lot less because my home ip randomly got blocked again im sure that's the case for many other people
breaking news
The Honduran girl at work has started putting smiley emojis in her emails to me
>>222383471Buy more lottery tickets
>>222383713Buy all the lottery tickets in every state
>>222383705She wants that green card
Shit piss fart
>>222383471Light what money on fire i didn't use on top of the line drugs on which I od. Easy come, easy go
OLIVIA LOVES MY BLOODY VALENTINE
>>222383810whore
>>222383810Me too, that's a great album, better than Loveless
I have made no new friends since elementary school
>>222384021I recently sent a request on linked in to a guy who I've known since middle school but lost touch with after we graduated college and he viewed my profile then declined it, I wonder if he hated me that whole time or if he's just upset that I now mog him massively (he is an unemployed loser)
you ever just dance like nobody’s watching
>>222384113you do seem like an obnoxious faggot so I dont blame him desu
Bert Chintus
>>222384021same but i also lost friends along the way
evens nap odds vidya digits do something productive lesgo
>>222384162Ayo that's a good movie
What is /cum/s opinion on me breeding them?
AI women are ruining my expectations of what females look like where I'm going to be disappointed when I actually have sex and the girl's body isn't perfect
>>222384234I don't have any eggs
Squirrels in my neighborhood are not scared of people or cars and that's why so many of them get run over
sex with an inviting pink pussy
>>222384230:D
is Trump really giving 300 billion to Iran? why?
>>222384291it's like Thermopylae in reverse!
>>222384234Yes please nonny
>>222384291Because u lost tranny, that's why.
>>222384161>obnoxious faggotHe was always very insecure is why I say that though, he used to try very hard to dunk on others because his parents had a bit of money, to be honest I never really liked the guy all that much anyway we were in the same in group and spent a lot of time together that way and ended up in the same college, it was kind of a friendship by proximity, but I was never rude to the guy or anything I even helped his ass move once, you think he could at least have the common decency to say hi
People reply to redditjeet and then wonder why they get 3 day vacations
>>222384291Another L for the american empire, no wins since WW2
>>222384327I haven't been banned in forever because I follow the rules.
Realized I haven't checked the car's air filter since I got it 20k+ miles ago
I made another rhubarb pie, last rhubarb of the season, it's done for the year.
>>222384291It's (part) of the money we have been intercepting and holding from their banking institutions lol
>>222384358Congrats. It looks gross but I like that you're cooking
Have you guys ever had to make a decision with no good outcomes? I feel like I am facing a Kobayashi Maru type scenario. No matter what choice I make, I will be left partially unhappy. And no matter what choice I make I will dramatically alter my life. There comes a time when a person has to make tough decisions. And I fear my time has come and my future has to be decided within the next 4 weeks.
>>222384415>make a decision with no good outcomesliterally my life kek
>>222384415Hey buddy you just become sapient or something?
Survival crafting game but you're a micronaut on a womans body and you have to make tunnels with her dead skin and battle mites and such
>>222384478Ive just kind of coasted through my life so far. Avoiding working when possible and taking the route of least resistance. I am now facing a life decision that will lock me in with no chance of reconsidering down the line. I have to commit either way and I’m not used to making a decision of this importance with such permanence.
social media has the dumbest person you know convinced they are a genius
MEIN KRAFT!
what did the beatles mean by that
>>222384576well, all references to 'granny' probably point to Paul
Ich schau aus meinem Fenster
>>222384415>Kobayashi Maruwho?
actually true
>>222384530It's called being an adult you will never be fully happy unless you were born a billionaire jew
the idea of being a sissy slave is really hot but i’ll never act on it
just plopped out anudda brown-skinned brapustani intae dr. toiletstein-fae-troonfuggin' lush isnae itand wen i be sayin' lushi mean LUSH xpropa gud disspic related me exact face post-pooington
>>222383824havnae lissened to itwhy it better den loveless
>>222384723Because it sounds better
>>222384726you know, I wanted that album to be good so bad, but all I got out of it was When You Sleep
I gotta say, in Kevin Shields' credit, that song is a fine Beach Boys remake
epic thread on /sp/ where someone predicted something using hitler meme.>>>/sp/155363492
*tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ugdrdFrhI0&list=RD5ugdrdFrhI0&start_radio=1
The conflation of wisdom with age implies wise use of time
>>222384819>anon predicts mbappe will score early in the second halfwow
>>222384863How do you pronounce "mbappe"
i need to sleep early but i cant, i cant even flirt with the babes if im just dying all the time
>>222384885like that Hanson song.
>>222384916phwoar propa gud post diss
its fine if skip one day but it really isnt, like, thats how it starts you know what i mean, you start thinking its ok to not go, you start making more more excuse and then you stop entirely so you have to go no matter what
>>222384916>>222384885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLlYUlS_Awo
>>222384885Mm bah pay
anyone else watching the wc
>>222385025Yeah I should be sleeping but I am
kek I made a thread on /pol/ and forgot about it, and people were accusing me of being a bot because I wasn't replying
>>222385025Yes
https://fixvx.com/JohnDoyle/status/2066171038082138504I wish we would collectively stop replying to faggot posters and see them as no different than schizo spammers
Mexicans have three threads to post in and we only get one. Sad!
Emos don't dress up anymore. Goths, punks, metalheads do, but nowadays an average emo doesn't even wear makeup or do their hair. Like you could be the biggest emo fan ever and you look like an average Joe Schmoe browsing the canned soups at the grocery store. Even at emo concerts (I was at one last week) not a single person wearing eyeliner, no hair dye, nothing.
>>222385110>at emo concerts (I was at one last week)Why would you ever do this to yourself
>>222385099they are real life social people, not online
We live in a world where niggas be using AI to have hours long arguments with people on the internet about subjects they know nothing about
>>222385119offputting all that weird shit on her faceshit should be in the toilet
Do Americans typically do this
>>222385119I will never have this
>>222385110the internet destroyed the need for subcultures
>Zoom Zoom is here nowwell, will you look at the time. Gotta go eat now, cya
>>222385119I'm not a caveman so women's bodies without intimacy or a relationship does nothing for me
>>222385119already gooned to this in the norway/iraq thread
Is it just me or has fks gf been "pregnant" for well over a year now
Maximilian Incel
>>222385149I just wanted to check out that particular location. Not my favourite
>>222385317The baby should be "arriving" any moment nowhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/221655866/#221656348
>Zoom Zoom is here nowwell, will you look at the time. it looks like it's sex o'clock.
>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse
It is I, FK's son. I have been born on this day, June 16th, 2026.
Can I ever truly unsperg myself? Or is it a marker intrinsic to my soul forever - telepathically detectable by attractive women?
if god is real a sexy woman wanting to have sex with me will materialize in my room right now
>>222385416It's because you're using firefox. gook moot tries to force people to use chromium browsers now
LMAO the state of Norway. Good for Iraq, the guy that scored looked so genuinely shocked and happy.
>>222385169And this
>>222385384>Not my favouriteI just don't get why you'd go to an emo place in 2026
>>222381464I wonder if Indians regret cancelling Apu.
>>222385515>IQs too low to realize Apu was endearing to Wypipo, and doing a lot of heavy lifting for Indian PR/normalizationSad!
Doctor said I have superior intelligence but unusually soft and small testicles
>>222385460chromium blocks me from posting unless i unblock their spur.us spyware or whatever it isi'm only blocked on /spee/, sucks for them i was gonna post titties
finally unbanned. i suffer as a slave with a static IP
>>222385574why were you banned?
Time for the commute home. Kinda want to fucking kill myself. But I reckon I won't
>>222385502is that a man??
>>222385584made an arrowpost on /sp/
>>222385385Am I over cynical if I think this nigga is lying >To make her coochie tissue softWhat the fuck
I'm afraid of Negro youths
Why would anyone gay get married outside of registering at a courthouse for tax purposes? Nu-marriage is such a humiliation ritual and it's doubly so if it's two men.
The guy whose dick I stared at was at the gym at a later time. I think I scared him off. Good I don't like crowded gyms
>>222385643Because they want to corrupt religious sacraments. They already had the tax benefits with civil unions
>>222385643you mean having a wedding? Because it's a fun celebration that makes your marriage meaningful.
>>222385695atheists get married too you know
I can't handle one hour long walks
>>222385680When I worked at a warehouse this central american dude grabbed my dick on accident. I didn't react or anything, but I could tell he felt ashamed. He later tried beefing with me but I didn't really acknowledge him.
>>222385714It doesn't matter as long as it's a man and woman becoming one for better and worse etc
another gay couple in uk done for raping and murdering a baby they adoptedwhen will it end
>>222385695>Because they want to corrupt religious sacramentsMost gay marriages aren't even religious ones though, I get that it's often seen on both ends of the spectrum as either a way to fuck over homophobic relatives and publicly humiliate them or by some of the chuddier gays as a way to say gays have thoroughly assimilated into Western culture and morality and have distanced themselves from degeneracy, but either of those points are wrong for different reasons.
>>222385730corrrrapingshire does it again me thinks
>>222385728ok but you're talking about it being a religious sacrament.
>>222385743fink you shpuld delete diss post
i'm ugly and short, it never even started
>>222385727Yeah I'd rather not bring attention to it
>>222385699>it's a fun celebrationNo it isn't, modern weddings fucking suck, are expensive, and a pain in the ass for everyone involved. If I were gay I'd be relieved I wouldn't be expected to go through with that shit.
>>222385760SAME
Zoom zoom IF I WERE GAY, IM NOT BTW BUT IF I WERE
what is zoom zoomi thought he was a troon
>>222385727If he was dominican or one of those other island brown people that is actually common in their culture. there are many stories from the MLB where they need their own separate showers because they will legit do some freaky shit in the shower with anybody around them
>>222385792>what is zoom zoomNot a troon, just a Zoomer
>>222385727How did he grab your dick by accident Was he tugging on it for a good second before he realized
ZOOM ZOOM WHAT IF WE
>>222385792he's a cool guy that miserable anons hate on because he dares to stand out from the crowd
>>222385792He might as well be. Attention seeking freak
I miss Jason
>>222385840Phoebe*
I've known many Jasons but ours was the best
>>222385840Samantha*
>>222385850Wasn't Phoebe too jewish. I thought it was Samantha?
>>222385597Xe is tranx though
Somebody bake the new before I bake a good one nobody uses
>>222385850That guy chose that name because of that "can't spell phoebe without the hoe" meme
we all miss jason. he represented the worst in us. he was our icon
>>222385868Wrong way around. Phoebe is Greek; Samantha is Hebrew
>>222385868>>222385881Can't spell Samantha with man
jason is quite literally a tranny, hes just too lucid to troon out but you know he wants to
Zoom Zoom mogs the fuck out of jason, he is the best poster /cum/ has ever seen
>>222385792He's our based namechad, the incels in this thread can't stand him
>>222385888Without* Ffs
>>222385875just bake it without the trip
>>222385888LOL
>>222385512Well, it was some pub, they hold different sorts of nights, and they happened to have emo night the night that I checked it out.There were some real sleazebags there. Bar regulars or "tourists". You weren't even safe as a dude.
JASON COME BACK
>>222385893ZZ is Jason’s new /cum/ persona though
>>222385918You /cum/ blame it all on me…
>>222385643Honestly agreed as an alphabet mafioso. Marriage as an institution must come to an end, and this is the ultimate queer position. Gay marriage was just a convenience; part of normalizing gay people
Jason, come home
Jason is a queef
>>222385643Also, I suppose the other one reason is greencarding your lover into your country.
NEU!>>222385973>>222385973>>222385973
ok nigga we get it, now make a new
new>>222385981>>222385981>>222385981
Zoom Zoom is the new Jason.
>>222385977suspiciously zoomesque
remember lissenin to ohoebe bridgers songs at night from first album ages agodunno why they still stick in memoryvery emo songslikefuneraland fink its called "would you rather" wiv conor oberstand of corseof corsemotion sickness
>>222385737Marriage as a concept is a religious institution. Like the other guy said, they have civil unions, they just want to corrupt.
>>222385515>>222385539Jeets back then really thought they were going to be the next Japanese or Korean tier immigrants that everyone loved if they got rid of old stereotypes like Apu. All it took was a few viral jeet street food videos to set them back centuries lol
