Cleaned your room? Edition
>>222384695Clean your room after I'm done plowing her in there
what do you have to do at the dole meeting. are you the types who fail the job interviews on purpose. isnt it awkward when they know youre doing it on purpose and then you have to sit down and say ohhh i dont know what happened i thought it was going so well. doesnt that chip away at your soul
tried making music but everything I make sounds sluggish and like I've just given up on living. which is how I feel anyway
Mam! Rorke's gone bananas! Come quick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSx21Ml8a7oDon't take benzos.
>>222384721You do what you have to do to get through the day mate. No judgement from me.
Quite like the smell on my pyjamas when I was sweaty the night before. Comforting
>>222384695Love Peterson, Love Tarantino me
just drove past the job centre to deliver a paki pizza. big smile on my face as bloody per. that used to be me. sitting in the the job centre not knowing how to write a cv. now I'm on a moped on minimum wage and feeling something unknown and deep inside. it's called hope
https://shipstrading.com/chemical-tanker-for-sale/2025-built-13500-dwt-chemical-tanker-for-sale/
Current watch: the Mask (1994)
>>222384721tbqh I don't even know anymore, I'm on some 'limited capacity for work' type of thing so I just go in and mention the volunteering I'm doing and just be a slug and they say "alright slug man when shall we have the next appointment then"
>>222384730s
https://youtube.com/watch/rBBCVbIizNg?si=XyAjDCVzDN6zzRb6Mental how it wouldn't last 10 seconds in my city. Mental how much better countries like Singapore are. Mental how we're a shit hole for no real reason besides it makes the Barbara Roach's feel more 'comfortable'
>>222384743How's Jobcentre FC doing in the NEET League?
>>222384756forgot to say I'm not actually doing the volunteering but I'm just saying that I am
>>222384721You can literally just say you've applied for jobs you never have on the little portal thing and every two weeks they just hand wave you through as you pretend each time to be hearing back or notEventually they do just give up
>>222384744the whip
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q3ecIFVaCjU
>>222384756>'limited capacity for workso did you get shellshock and lose all the parts of your hand needed to flip burgers from your service in ww1
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
i attended the job centre briefly after uni and my coach was a "nigga" who introduced himself every time because he used to always forget who i was
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2ou0xXjD-Qw
>>222384792yeah, may as well
>>222384744ChatGPTberg says $19–20 million is a realistic negotiated price. Reckon we could all chip in and get it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byFP0lZSdR4
lately I've been riding around thinking things are looking up for us moped delivery riders
>>222384800That sounds like a good thing since he'd probably forget to chase you up on things
>>222384799Tim getting himself cleaned up for the ladies wahey
>>222384812dont kill yourselfand you're not a "slugman" x
>>222384832He's a nonce mate
Latest autistic fixation just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER4JGnRssSk
>>222384845Clean-shaven to mix in with the primary school kids wahey
Any easily led man in
>>222384845Thoughts on sir quentin scobie wanking the willy?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HXHGjgikgqg
maybe I'll deliver to you one day. if you see an optimistic moped food deliverer from justeat of ubereats that's me haha
quentin scobie open up the door
>>222384879Don't know who that is
>>222384896bizarre lie
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E-G1C3JWLwk
>>222384756Based Slugman
>>222384721i walked in after not showering and brushing my teeth for a weekend and said 'accidently' kept swearing
>>222384832Specsaver lass must be coming round
>>222384890sc
hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYVZFLEz8Bs
>>222384890roar
>>222384930hi rorke
Janny sank that post faster than the Belgrano
sc
>>222384915Tim must be careful with his excellent glasses
>>222384930hi how are you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZPjdROKbQ4
>>222384721go in and say "yeah im just plugging away applying to stuff. no replies since last time, you know what it's like haha. same time 2 weeks? no worries mate." you're genuinely in and out in under 2 minutes unless you get a massive jobsworth but they're few and far between. everyone knows what's going on.
>>222384949Turks are white?
>>222384943Why was it deleted though, it was a standard /int/ post
>>222384949remember when that lad called the german girl a cunt during the euros and leftypol went on a melty
Puttin ma dick in a bitchYou feel me, you feel mePuttin ma dick in a bitchYou feel me, don't ya feel me
>>222384949turks have gone fucking mental over this for some reason
>>222384966the ones who can afford to spend thousands of dollars to go to the usa to watch football are
Sang this tribute to our dear Elizabeth ladshttps://vocaroo.com/19GAuDsJVtHN
>>222384896just not true is it
>>222384773remember having a dole coach once who gave up to the point where he just went "i'll just set the next appointment for 6 weeks since you're doing all the right stuff". was doing less than 10 meetings a year
>>222384972Turks are mad bastards
>>222384967It entered the black people exclusion zone
>>222384979who is elizabeth?
>>222384968he called her a slag which implies a loose sexuality and therefore he was a nonce for fantasising about a 10 year old shagging
every job is competitive these days, even McDonalds and suchlike, you can't just "flip burgers" any more
>>222385002think he probably just used a generic insult desu
>>222384994He's the king of Ingland
>>222385016And neither would I want to!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJEEverybody get bummed tonight!
>>222385020yeah probably but that's the risk you run when you're trying to be funny on the internet when talking about children
sweet poo of mine
>>222385013i want to fuck her giant breasts!!!!!
I’d stick my tongue straight up Emma Watson’s rectum.
>>222385048Oedipal fetish
>>222385048Now now Jimmy, calm down
Ask not for who the poo screams, it screams for thee
What's your go to skincare routine?
>>222385062Screaming
whats the evolutionary reason for why it feels so nice when a woman is whisper-talking to you in bed?
>>222385075Not everything needs an evolutionary reason
>>222385075Simulates grooming behaviour among primates
just became gay just now (I'm gay)
>>222385068water
>>222385068Pimple popping
>>222384949just copying when the english were tleling that little german girl to fuck off when england knocked germany out
>>222385068spunk
>>222384966Northern European invasion + picrel brought white genes into türkîye
>>222384721maybe i got lucky with my 'job coach' but when i was on the dole back in the day i was just honest about how i was looking for a graduate job in a field relating to my degree, the guy was understanding and didn't ask me to do anything other than show up to the meetings
Making a list of British royalty so it's like Edward I and Edward II etc also Charles I and II and so on
feeling very gay the last few daysneed an asian femboy
>>222385068whipped tallow
>>222385123Source?
>>222385123there were definitely white people in anatolia long before "turks" were a thing
Smearing PVA glue on my pubes and tearing dried clumps out
Sir Drinks Break
i flush the toilet three times when i wee to make sure it all goes down
>Sarah Davey was aged just 14 when she was ordered to serve a minimum of eight years and one day for the horrific murder of widow, Lily Lilley, in Failsworth, Oldham in September 1998.>Davey, along with a 15-year-old friend, Lisa Healey, befriended the frail pensioner, a grandmother of three, at local shops.>She invited them into her home for a cup of tea and the pair then brutally tortured Lily by squirting shampoo in her eyes, cutting her with a knife and tying a gag round her mouth so tightly that her dentures were forced down her throat, choking her to death.>They then crammed her lifeless body into a bin and, laughing and giggling, walked it through the streets before throwing it in the Rochdale Canal.Genuinely what is wrong with the working class in this country
i have a wisdom tooth growing in
got to go back to new zealand and i know im going to commit crime
>>222385068Aveeno oat facial cleanser. Very mild, no foaming.CeraVe moisturising creamThe Ordinary azelaic acidharuharu black rice sunscreensometimes INKEY List caffeine eye cream if I can be arsed
yes i will be watching austria vs jordan at 5 in the morningany questions?
BRING BACK WHITE DOGSHIT
>>222385193>horrific>frail>brutally not a fan of journalism like thisare there murders that aren't horrific? torture that isn't brutal?there may be pensioners that aren't frail but it's heavily impliedfrankly i find it crass
>>222385214Thoughts on Calvinist theology?
>>222385226rorke stopped making posts?
>>222385214how are you so based
Have a full English. Have two
So all British royals are just WWHSHRJoHEdEdEdRHHHEdEdRHHHEdMElJaCCJaWMAGGGGWVEdGEdGElC
>>222384719KEK
brutal
>>222385193>After the killing they made hundreds of calls from her phone, used her pension money to buy crisps and chocolate and trashed her home.And the nasty demon slag got 8 years in prison for it she was out at 22Fucking mental
why is dogshit no longer white
*floats through the thread*
>>222385155yes biggest predictor if genetic makeup i fink is geographical proximity. greeks close to turks. but people fink greeks are white and turks not. its bias. they are very close. but obviously the more east you go in turkey the more brown people will be
>>222385261*slices you in half with my Ichigo Katana folded 9000 times"
>>222384730Jsiriring
>>222385256woke
>>222385252And then you remember you're a goofy looking wog and your day gets even worse. brutal.
bugs used to hit the windscreen when you drove on the motorwaynot anymore, mental thatthey're all dead, world's fucked
>>222385291due to woke
>>222384769RAKOWING
>>222385244
Rorke is not a fan of *checks notes* adjectives. Right.
>>222385152https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Jewish_Princedom_in_Feudal_France
It actually is due to woke...
insane how rank and stinky my buttcrack becomes come summertide
>>222385252sir engagement bait
Your move creep
>>222384949How the fuck did Australia beat Turkey? How did the saudis beat Uruguay? Are we living in bizaro world? No, it's the society of the Spectacle.
aurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSgfvdBlysI
>that wagie is still seething an entire day later at the very concept of people spending time with friends kek absolutely mindbroken
>>222385291In 2004 the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB) asked 40,000 motorists in the United Kingdom to attach a sticky PVC film to their number plate. One insect collided with the plate for every 8 kilometres (5 mi) driven. No historical data was available for comparison in the UK.A follow-up study by Kent Wildlife Trust in 2019 used the same methodology as the RSPB survey and resulted in 50% fewer impacts. The research also found that modern cars, with a more aerodynamic body shape, killed more insects than boxier vintage cars.Another survey was conducted in 2021 by Kent Wildlife Trust and nature conservation charity Buglife, which showed the number of insects sampled on vehicle number plates in Kent decreased by 72% compared to the 2004 results.The survey is called Bugs Matter.In 2025, the now-annual survey conducted by Buglife in Kent found a decline of 66% in flying insects since 2021.
>>222385256people have been convinced to feed their dogs goyslop instead of calcium rich bones from the butchers
>>222385309fucking told you
>>222385316cringe and vulgar
anyone like that new overwatch heroi think the bike is janky and she doesnt feel like she does lots of damage but maybe thats because i play from afar maybe she is meant to be played at close range
God I hope we get some more banter about the NEET social club had me roaring last night
>>222385345She's unbelievably easy to playHer right click charges and comes out so fucking fast
>>222385331Youre a Centre Forward with DWP United
>>222385345doesn't look like an overwatch character
>>222385298best Full English since Gary Wilmot's wedding
>>222385353And you're alone kek
lets go argentina
SCAH SAM FAKKEN GOALS!
>>222385318>rocket league, roblox, valorantzoomers have fuck all decent games to play its actually tragic
I see you have a touch of autism
>>222385346What's funny about a NEET social club I'd love something like that
Cannot possibly imagine how seething you would have to be to bring up an argument not only hours, but actually a literal day later.
>>222385346What did you think about scobie wanking the willy
i have over a thousand hours in mount and blade warband: napoleonic wars
You can't trust a man who doesn't play 5 a side to be fair. It demonstrates a complete unsociability that should inspire suspicion from normal men.
>>222385377It's hard to explain what was funny about it but it had me roaring >>222385380Don't know who scobie is
>>222385318Sir Stare Into The Camera For 8 Seconds
>>222385341shut up, it's olivia's world
>>222385378and the argument was "it's literally not feasible to spend time with friends doing hobbies" lmao
>>222385193>what is wrong with the working classWhy the fuck do you have to ask such provocative questions, with fascistic generalisations?>oh, a rape happened? Better deport all of the immigrants>what was that? Inflation wave? It's the immigrants fault>We've got too many people on the dole, that's why we can't keep forking out money to weapons manufacturers and the army to support bombing children! Better cut back on the welfare state and deport immigrants, except we won't really do it, we keep the rhetoric going so that the working class will never think and never speak for itself.
creampie > pull out
short form content is retarded don't know why anyone would want to engage with it
>>222385378The NEET league stuff proper rattled him. Entire thread was dunking on him. Some proper howlers in there. Still chuckling at PS No-GCSEs
>>222385383Oh my days. Somebody Will this bumboclaat
>>222385378what is this argument thing about. which post is the argument
Rorke.... it's over.
Tuesday, the worst day of the week, is over
got the ice spice on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4gcXoXz4H0
reading the rape gang inquiry and it's a nothing burger
started listening to hava nagila as a joke but its been stuck in my head for ages now
>>222385351have all the dogshit noobs switched over to playing her instead of sierra then?stopped playing because the sierraslop was so tedious
His life has been ruined by his OCD. It's sad to see really
>>222385436Some lad yesterday said he organised a five a side league with his fellow NEETs and everybody was ripping the pins out of him. Search Jobcentre FC in the archives
>>222385425it's not even remotely comparable, to the point that it's not an observation worth makingblows my mind that there are men out there that have shagged plenty but never once cum raw inside a girlquite literally might as well be a virgin
>>222385393Yeah you do
>>222385436The lad doing variations of "[joblessness] [football team name]" is fuming about NEETs spending their days playing 5 a side and going for walks and "doing hobbies with friends" as he believed these things to be "stuff an alien would come up with when trying to describe being a normal human"
just received a fatal electric shock from faulty wiring in my smelly bedroom
>>222385479how do you go about saying to the girl you want to creampie instead of pull out
tfw I haven't cleaned my room
>>222385316vapid whore
simply don't rate martin odegaard
>>222385436We were laughing at some autistic NEET
>>222385504
>>222385501clavicular is delusionalhesnot even attractivehes like a 7/10
>>222385506i know your mum is
>>222385485Alri Charlton Unathletic
>>222385475I searched and can't find it mateYou sure this actually happened and you haven't just lost touch with reality from sitting in your incel bedroom too long?
I am the pollywog.
Mongneetcio Pochettino screaming at his 34 year old paki dole scrounger right back for not inverting
>>222385501this pig repulses me.
just imagining that lad standing in mcdonalds in his wee hat doing the "fries" just absolutely SEETHING about a 4chan argument the day before and vowing he would get the last word an entire 24 hours later looool
>>222385463fit
3 cups rice, two chickens, half a cabbage and 2L cherry coke down the tube
>>222385496>ueeghh fuckkk leftypol im finna buss!!
>>222385496establish whether or not she's on the pill / anything else before putting your willy in, if she is then just do it, that's the point of itif she doesn't insist on you wearing a condom it's a good sign anyway but best to check that said condom sex doesn't count
>tfw no latex gf
>I searched and can't find it mate>You sure this actually happened and you haven't just lost touch with reality from sitting in your incel bedroom too long?
>>222385552he was a stud.
>>222385473Well it's the start of the season so even the retards who never play dps want to play her so for now yes but once they've had a chance they'll go back to whatever slop they liked beforePlus Sierra was buffed so
>>222385543https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222359412/#222360724Jobcentre United it was
The NEET 5 a side also makes me think of helperlad on that football team lol
>>222385549the captain makes the ship it seems, he working them yanks to death and it seems to be getting results.
>>222385611your dads dead LMAO
Fight on a train at Earls Court station earlier today
>>222385583>establish whether or not she's on the pilljust ask?>anything elselike what?
lads scouring the old thread for his own posts to repost them in a thread 24 hours later. literally never seen a non-tripfag so completely mentally broken before kek
>>222385600>Blackburn IncelwalkersSmirked
>>222385611Why did scobie wank the willy?
anime
All British monarchsWilliamHenryStephenRichardJohnEdwardMaryElizabethJamesCharlesAnneGeorgeVictoriaWWHSHRJoHEdEdEdRHHHEdEdRHHHEdMElJaCCJaWMAGGGGWVEdGEdGElC
>>222385625yeah i hate jeets and jeet culture, so what?
>>222385625except the bun acts as a soft form of packaging. it would be a more fair comparison if she dropped the burger on the ground and then started rooting through the wreckage with her grubby hands.
>>222385555fries is alright unless it's a bit hot outside. you really want to kill yourself when you're doing the order taking andyoure in one of the little cuck shed payment window areas all alone
sir willy wanker
>>222385610Why does Starmer always look anxious / concernedDictators usually carry a bold and brash demeanour
>>222385636euros need to eat a shit ton and train some sort of martial artso many 130 pound lanklets and wogs acting hard
Sir Chafing Groin
>>222385644Unclear why you wanted to bring up that time the entire thread was literally laughing at you completely unprompted, but each to their own, I guess.
>>222385649Not sure who that is
reminder that any discussion about quentin scobie including "why did scobie wank the willy" are from Quentin himselfJust ignore it and move on
>France defeats Senegal 3-1Which squad’s France and which is Senegal?
>>222385595his ex wife was hot
sacked scobie
>>222385636you call that a fight mate? i would eat these sissies for breakfast.
Staffing inside a girl without a condom is the best feeling you’ll ever have as a man
Sir Five A Side
he's so mindbroken lol can tell he'll be posting these team names all week
>>222385673Ever heard of him before this thread?
>>222385677Great joke. Splendid. Today's been a day of repeating the same shit hasn't it?
>>222385691never spaffed inside but have pulled out on spunked on arses hundreds of times (the same women I'm not some mental shagger)
>>222385668rorke hyped up from the hitler speech phonk remix hes got going in his ears
>>222385676i started this gimmick and i'm not quentin so
Sir Keir Starmer
>>222385704Always gets fucking dire around 7 or 8ish when some cunts clock on and post their racebait obsessions and political horseshit
sir rodney
>>222385707>never spaffed insidemad how ive had sex literally twice and it's more than you ever have
*puts hands on ears*Stop fighting. Just stop fighting.
>>222385707It’s a bit gay but I really like eye contact in missionary and have her wrap her arms and legs around me, drawing me into her
He needs a spiffy moustache
>>222385686
Might go bed soon team
>>222385732well I was mostly shagging when I was like 16-23you can't really go around ruining your life spaffing up your girlfriend all willy nilly>>222385739zesty ass nigga
>>222385641>like what?how old are you? there's other things girls can use than the pill as a contraceptive. implant, coil, no doubt other shit>just ask?yeah it's a formality that it's worth going through, so long as it's obvious you're about to have sex it's an appropriate questionliterally just 'are you on the pill or anything?' at some point before you put your willy in, she just has to say yes or no and you're back to it
>Turkish state broadcaster TRT has been forced to suspend one of its commentators after he confused Iran and New Zealand during their World Cup clash.>For the first four minutes of the game in Los Angeles Murat Ekrem Cimen commentated as if the team wearing white was New Zealand and the black were Iran, but it was the opposite.>It was only when the cameras panned for Iran's Mehdi Taremi from behind, with his name visible on the back of his shirt, which prompted the commentator to correct himself. The four-minute clip went viral on social media, and has since seen TRT cop heavy criticism.>Cimen is a veteran in his field, boasting almost three decades of experience in sports broadcasting. He has been commentating for TRT since 2008, covering numerous events, which include football, making his error all the more glaring.
>>222385745corrigan looking ahh
>>222385739bums to the walls lads
was watching france vs senegal earlier and thought which team is senegal lmao fucking pscrm which team is senegal bradley walsh scream
might make a cuppa
Erm sex??
test
im just addicted to shooting black in the head, i want to stop, for my own good, but i also want to keep doing because of the feeling of ecstasy it gives me when i pull the trigger.
there's like two weeks out of the month where you can spaff inside with basically zero chance of pregnancyif your bird's not letting you do that she probably doesn't like you
>>222385767scream
Got a zinger saved up for England vs Ghana
>>222385756Sounds a bit like that Italian commentator for the Winter Olympics who showed up piss drunk
>>222385787It's the continental way
>>222385775Moggs here
Dua Lipa likes to scratch huh?
undulating a poo
>>222385785laughed
He posted it
WWHSHRJoHEd3RH3Ed2RH3EdMEIJaCCJaWMAG4WVEdGEdGEIC
>>222385817just giving her ratty looking fella what he knows
>>222385848need a big fat nuke dropping right on that soulless bughive
>>222385848too comfyillegal levels of comf
sir dua lipa
>need a big fat nuke dropping right on that soulless bughive
Sucking the shit out of a prossie's arse and spitting it back up her cunt
>>222385817She also likes doing it in the shower
>>222385892
>>222385817girl once scratched my back like that while we were having sex and i had a proper autistic melty, it just made my skin crawl for some reason
now that children are banned from socials. im goign to make a point of being even more immature to replace the effect of having kids online pooo bum willies LOOOOL 67!!!!
>>222385636cant see fuck all there wasnt a fight at all
>>222385913patriot
never had sex ever in my life
>>222385931Have your work cut out
its going to be a bit of a ballache turning off my vpn to post on 4chan then turning it back on to access any other website
>>222385950pov after 5 rounds with the gherkin
who's the tiny wee girl called kelly who was talking to paul there? made my dick hard
right so where's the new then
>>222385691Interviews would be a pain though
>>222385913Imagine he sharts in the macdonalds bathroom and you have to unclog the toilet.God bless america and americans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C01cPaD6cM4Some toolbox playing this on the back of the bus and I had to look this up to confirm that this is actually music and there are actually people that willingly listen to this.
>>222385958Can't you just have it set up on the browser itself? I use tor on brave for porn which is alright, annoyingly it gets a dutch ip quite often and for whatever reason a bunch of videos on xhamster are blocked there
>>222385980would love to throw her into a volcano
Drinking a smoothie containing a cocktail of Emma Watson’s urine and feces.
>>222385783for any mongos reading this do NOT listen to this post or you'll have little runt babies
>I use tor on brave for porn ''''''
>>222385993doc scott is a legend
>>222385920Reminds me of that pic of Matt Smith and Daisy Lowe naked in the bathroom. Thought I had it saved but can't find it
don't know how the menstrual cycle works
>>222385783incel discovers basic human biology: the post.
>>222386022Woman lays an egg innit
>>222385998Yes officer this one right here
Assuming Brits stop having sex the next royals will be WGChLoHArLiAnBSiEuAu
>>222385957who dat?
i'm on a mental cycle
love a squirty fanny, me
>>222386022women are werewolves
>>222386033i don't need to know the specifics of how women's reproductive cycles work i just need to keep spaffing inside them
>I use tor on brave for porn
>>222385930Did you start screaming at her?
why does /brit/ attract JF schizos
thinking about trying starting my day with weetabix in a bowl filled with a can of guiness
>>222385930found an old shirt when I was clearing out my stuff the other week and the back was covered in blood and I realised it was one I wore when an ex did thishorrible stuff and hurts for days after
>>222386022week 1: sheds uterus liningweek 2: preps for ovulationweek 3: eggs on the move . shag he rnowweek 4: too late. PMS
>>222386092Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.
>>222386092in spite of all our rorkeishness we're the most hospitable general to outsiders
>>222386092We are like the second fastest moving thread on the site
>>222386082no i just shivered and pulled out and told her to please not do that again
arrest all women
poo
right make a new
>>222386019Greenis
>>222386116mental that monkeys are so far from us mentallyhow did we evolve mentally so much more than physically? mental..
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website,
rorke typing out the stages of the female reproductive system like he just discovered a new occult spell
>>222386150surely 200,000 years ago the demands on humanity wouldn't have differed that significantly from those on monkeyso why would we have developed such advanced brains in comparison
>>222386158right2013 called, they want their gimmick back
New>>222386174>>222386174>>222386174
*shits in my hands and claps*OOOH OOOOH AAAAHHH AAAAHH
>>222386130Makes sense
>>222385587corr breddy sure i wanked to her on a webcam wunce>>222385595phwoar welsh beauty
