Totally Not A Chinese Agent editionprevious: >>222381464
for me its supermassive from the band space slug from their album lemanis
>>222385972>greencardingIf I'm the type of fag that's one of those Boomers who fucks SEA bussies the last thing I'd want is to legally bind them to me only for them to divorce rape me
>>222386009for me?supermassive blackhole by muse4 in uk singles chartswould never happen today
GAY PORN!!1!!
Never cared for Muse
I SAWI SAW MONSTERSAND IAND I START TOSTART TO DIG WITHINWHEN IWHEN I TURN MYTURN MY BACK ON THEM, THEY DEVOUR MEIN THIS REGION OFME, A DRAGON IS LYING THERE AWAKE
>>222386157There's butt rock, there's cock rock, and then there's vagina rock (Muse)
>>222386027Did you make this thread
What am I mad about today?
dad was never there for you
>>222388683mexico
I made these noises for you~https://voca.ro/18saoiTJ5OqP
>>222388692factually correct
hitomi my beloved
Sexy mexican milfs
Took a massive poo now my ass is bleeding
>>222388714Not Sexican, Fapanese
>>222388725I wasn't talking about OP I was talking about the cashiers at my local dollar store.
I've been eating so much apple flavored ivermectin it's making my semen taste like apples againY'all'll have to start calling me Johnny Applesperm
>>222388716it's bleeding because you are a homo with a busted shitter, this is just the start of God's punishments for you.
>>222388736My semen tastes like almonds.
>i contemplate having sex with femboys>i watch loli porn--Zoom Zoom
think i'm gonna poo now
Black Americans and Scottish people are really kindred spirits.
>>222388751>>i watch loli pornI never said this>>222388753>Black Americans and Scottish people are really kindred spiritsI will put this to the test this Friday
top-scored as tf2 spy and i feel like a golden god
>>222388751Isn't that all of us really?
>>222388751aw man that's disgusting, I hate that ZoomZoom said both of these things. very gross!
Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said is one of my favourite science fiction novels. And you?
high on weed
Life is all about finding ways to not do your job
>>222388783Yeah ):
>>222388775I haven't read any of Dick's really late stuff but I heard he turned into a turbofag after fucking around with LSD and commie shit too much.
>>222388783Life is all about sex with pussies and attaining power and money
>>222388792VALIS is mad overrated, don't even bother with it unless you hate yourself.
>>222386027zoomzoom the blonde hasn't texted me yet will she ever text me
>>222388792>he turned into a turbofag after fucking around with LSD and commie shit too muchI think you're confusing him for Gibson, Dick actually started out as a leftist but became very anti-left later on to where he even published an anti-abortion short story
Haven't been to taco bell in a while but hard to decide if it worth the effort of getting dressed and driving down there
>>222386027so you guys complain about not getting jobs and this is how you behave when someone finally offers you a fucking job make it make fucking sense
>>222388804>will she ever text meProbably not because of the way you went about it but stranger things have happened. I got my first gf out of a complete accident because of my coworkers slipping her my number. I say if it's the end of the week and nothing has happened take it as a no, and if she texts in that timeframe you're golden.
>>222388775How about Philip Gay Dick and he’s gay
i should have sex with women
>>222388810too expensive now.
It’s over
doordash drivers are unironically the most entitled people on the planet, niggas genuinely expect a 70k salary to deliver food
>>222388810Are there any nudist permanent settlements (not just camps or whatever) where you never have to get dressed
>>222388842the weak should fear the strong
>>222388825So I gave her the note yesterday at 7:40 p.m. She looked all flustered when I gave it to her, but she did take it and immediately opened it. She's literally taller than me and looks like the kind of girl frat guys would date: a tall, athletic, blonde, blue-eyed American girl.So you're making fun of me, but I only gave her the note because she kept following me around and getting closer, one machine at a time, so I could see her. She was there forever on her phone and was constantly looking at me to check if I was looking at her. That's why I wrote her the note. I was just like, "Fuck it," you know
if you're afraid of the hammer, you might be the nail...
>>222388848African tribes
>>222388844yeah it was made so people could make a bit of cash on the side easily then they got used to having no boss and being able to make your own schedule so they started demanding that they make enough to have it their main source of income to live off. Fuck them.
>>222388861To a hammer everything looks like a nail
Who's /cum/'s token Mexican
>>222388848Lmao
>>222388857What do you look like? What kind of women generally approach you?
>>222388874the squeaky wheel gets the grease
>>222388874I’m a prick so everyone looks like a pussy
>>222388877Its Leonardo
>>222385973Whoa nice edition
Shit I only make 64k before taxes. And my bitchass job takes up all my time. But I don’t even know what I would buy anyway.
leoFARTo
>>222388875That Puerto Vallarta guy I guess
>>222388875mexicans don't post here. They're included in the title because of libtards here demanding diversity.
regular joes like me keep getting screwed over
Most I've ever made is 36k but I never stick around long enough to last a year anyway...
gotta stay on the move, they are after me
>>222388892For me, it’s dumping surplus employment income into investments that’ll provide enough passive income that I can live a comfortable existence without getting completely raped by taxes, inflation, etc
Oops I got fucking drunk again. Well just rape me retarded.
smoked more weed
what would you do if someone posted a pic from inside your house here
mesicans been real quiet since messi's hat trick
I smoked weed and got drunk and I have to work tomorrow and my dick is big and I’ve never had sex or a girlfriend and I’m jacked and handsome so please somebody love me I’m tall.
>>222388933report them for breaking united states law
I make $55k before taxesowari da...
>>222388945wouldnt it freak you out though
>>222388945You wouldn't do jack fucking shit you pussy
>>222385973those are some very nice saggy tits
>>222388933How does it feel having a worse soccer team than Scotland?
>>222388926I do have some investments but I need to make it a bigger priority, maybe I should’ve bought SpaceX
>>222388955obviously>>222388957i would knock you out in 2 punches
>>222388933identify his location from the pic and suck his cock
peace in the middle east can be achieved if we wiped out one, tiny little country that won't be named
>>222388954At least you make something I have a literal engineering degree from a public ivy and can't get a fucking job under this donald duck train-wreck of an economy
>>222388959you always come in this thread making some coomer comment.
i dont have a job and im short and im ugly
>>222388738This isn't real right
>>222388933I'm in Arizona, we do things a little differently down here...
>>222388933shouldn't you be doing your wireless bungee jumping or whatever they do in brazil nowadays
My little brother and I are in our 30s and neither of us have ever been on a date a single time
>>222388998You're also annoying
Do I pass?
weed rules
>>222389008thankfully its not my problem
>>222389006i suspect you might be my older brother
>>222388933i would freak out irl
>>222388994not true tho
>>222389012My dad always told me I look like him
>>222389012you get it
Do you like fish sticks?
Why is gardening seen as a feminine hobby?
we're in a recession and the jews know it, which is why they always focus on the stock market numbers to claim the economy is good
>>222389009visibly jewish
Loneliness is killing me ahaha
>>222389009Is that zoomzoom
>>222389037We have been in a perma recession since 2022. There's no longer such thing as not being in a recession the recession is forever
here comes trouble and make it double
I felt like Tony Soprano eating all this in one sitting
>>222388933I wouldn't be concerned. I do jiu jitsu training so I'm not afraid of any possible intruders in my home. I also eat well and exercise dayily for at least 2 hours. Honestly I'm confident I could take on 4 home invaders by myself so long as I am not wearing any restrictive clothing likes jeans or a hoodie.
>>222389033idk i've always thought of landscaping as a male hobby
IMPORT JEETS SO LINE GOES UP
Watching the George Lopez show
Zoomzoom is a trustfund nepo baby
>>222389049Looks like him
I LOVEI LOVEI LOVEdoin' drugs
>>222389060Dats different that's a job
>>222389001So how's the job market over there? In California, it feels like you can't get a decent-paying job without connections. You need to make sure you're networking with professors, classmates, and people in influential social circles while you're still in school, because that's where a lot of opportunities come from.Sadly, I need to stress this again: I would strongly recommend joining a fraternity if that's an option for you. The networking advantages can be significant. It really feels like the job market has gotten that competitive.
I don't wanna be one of those guys but I think it's over for white men in my state. It's not just bmwf it's basically every kind of nonwhite guy + white woman
>>222389009As what
>>222389001Everyone I knew from arizona hated it there because of the 100f heat in the summer.
>>222389009new york phenotype
playin darktide
>>222389049No this is zoom zoom
That pic is me, I'm surprised an anon has it after all these years given it's from a semi-obscure thread and didn't get much traction
>>222389073yeah but women dont know the joys of taking care of a nice green lawn i tell you hwat
>>222389051>since 20222008 has never been resolved
>>222389089Looks like a darktide character
>>222389009You look like christian bale if he was an incel.
>>222389067His dad is a skinhead who lived above a burger king
>>222389089peruvian john cena
>>222389067His dad was part of the aryan brotherhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF_cmdxCCg4
>>222389097arbites, ecclisiarchy, or ogryn?
>>222389116How do you know that
Have blahpipo gone too far?
>>222389132what the FUCK
fuck around find out faggot. you heard me.
>>222389116>part of the aryan brotherhoodHe wasn't, he was in a Skinhead gang and did go to jail every now and then but Aryans are really only a thing in prison and he's very blunt about how he never involved himself with them. Aryans and bikers are the ones he always avoided and said that it played a big role in him not dying.
I'm pretty sure society is just designed to fuck people who are overly reflective
I don't have any food stuff need grub grub now wahhh wahhhh need grub grub
>>222389033because gardens are small and dainty and fields are yuge
I wish there was a way for average looking men to attentionwhore like women and get their ego boosted. I am in need of some ego boosting fellas.
women are so evil
Zoomzoom is quickly becoming the new general lolcow and he doesn't seem to care
we need cute leaf girls to post here
just found out people play transformice competitively
>>222389009Negative canthal tilt. It's over for this nigga, he will never have sex. Ugly ass motherfucka
Did Zoom's dad hole him out to the other bikers for drugs? I seem to remember hearing that somewhere.
>>222389167lolcows just think any attention is good and they don't care about anything else.
my first sexual experience was my middle school gf giving me jerk off instructions on the phone
>>222389175This. They will do anything for delishus attenshun, good or bad.
>>222389160>gardens are small and daintyII think most are smaller because managing a large garden is really hard unless you're rich enough to have a full-time gardener
Space Mountain
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
>>222389178How old were you
>>222389178was she the 30yo teacher?
>>222389167Good, we needed a Jason replacement
>>222389178I will never have this
>>222389186Then WHY is her cum on your pants, Bill?
we're going straight sicko mode on transformice
>>222389178JOI CEI?
>>22238918714
Mommy made me an omelette :]
>>222389206that's not middle school
>>222389127Priest probly
my first sexual experience was with a bpd girl who groomed me and then later dated me irl. i have avoided women since.
>>222389211Depends on the month you were born
>>222389211I was in 8th grademiddle school here
i never had a sexual experience in my life
>mfw tripfags look just as stupid and mayo brained as I expected they would
>>222389172No never that was that stupid Mexican faggot pretending to be me.My first sexual experience with men was in the FFL. My commanding officer Pierre forced himself on me
>>222389220that's junior high, basically high school since you'd be going into it.
>Leonardo thinks the FFL officers are actually Frenchlel
>>222389214have you tried calling her out on twitter for her evil ways?
>>2223892336-8th grade is middle schoolidc what they call it in c(an)uckland
>another nightmare where im back in high school again
Someone just lit off a firework and dogberg is freaking out
Women are so cute. It’s funny the way they giggle or the things they say when they’re feeling silly.
Remember chatting with your school crush on aim and then after she logs off you hop on runescape while playing simple plan songs you downloaded on limewire
>>222389239she has a lot of followers so i would probably just get ganged up on and made fun of.
>>222389249no
>>222389249For me it was MSN messenger
Women are so cute. It's funny the way they jerk me off or when they get my cum all over their face.
>>222389242It's another trying to escape school dream
>>222389242I wish my nightmares were like that. I'm always in Hell or a deep forest with a cabin that is endlessly filled with halls and rooms.
>>222389167leonardo as well
>>222389207How about a momelette
>>222389249i never talked to women in my life
>>222389252you would deserve it
>>222389266He always was
>>222389249cant relate
talked to another human being outside of work. Endorphine levels skyrocketing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO6JiFztJdg
>>222389268
My heart aches now
>>222389266He dialed back after he doxxed himself like a retard
>>222389267If you date my mom I hope you can make her happy
>>222389288>dialed back
>>222389291Canada USA Mexico mentioned
>>222389291Average cummer
>>222389291/cum/ coded
>>222389242My high school dreams are always really sentimental and nice. They're worse than nightmares because they just make me really sad for the rest of the day.
>>222389286HeartbeatHeartbeat, heart-heartbeatHeartbeatHeartbeatHeartbeat, heart-heartbeatI can feel your heartbeatI can feel your heartbeat
>talked to another human being outside of work>had to feign interest and pretend to be normal>drained every last morsel of energy from my soul>felt brutalized by the experience and hope to never repeat it
>>222389273you think i am going to get upset but i actually agree with you. i deserve everything and worse.
I had a dream that somone in basketball shorts and sandals killed me with a machete
I interacted with a trans woman today.Basically just a dude in a dress, still had a full on man voice
canadian niggas be like"this basic conversation too spicy"
>>222389295He used to be a lot worse and constantly avatarfag
Man y'all niggas pathetic
>>222389294I would make her happy with my dick
>>222389306The fun part is we get to keep doing it anyway
>>222389291ale really letting himself go these days
>>222389301Did you know that “nostalgia” literally means “the pain of going home” in Greek
>>222389312talking to yourself in the mirror again?
>>222389326Got his ass
>>222389314he just stopped avatarfagging but he's just as bad https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/blump/country/US/https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/fuck%20duck/country/US/
I wonder if there's girls on /cum/
dinerr
>>222389330There are if you consider transwomen as real women
>>222389331looks like some zesty buck's blown out asshole
>>222389311i am wearing basketballs shorts and sandals rn. i also own a machete but i would never kill you.
>>222389330Girls full of /cum/
I'm out of meat and eggs. So if I cook anything the protein will just be cheese which isn't very healthy, but I'm hungryMaybe I'll make a ramen and put cheese in it
>>222389315you need to leave
>>222389330Last one I saw confirmed was two months ago and I had a long convo with her, she was nuts
>>222389330yea, they're with me
>>222389324It’s funny no matter how much human civilization and technology changes, certain emotional experiences are unavoidable. As long as there are humans, there will be nostalgia, and the pain of going home.
>>222389353what does that mean?
>>222389330no, i drove them away with my overwhelming incel energy
I made gyros for dinner and they were delicious and healthy
>>222389363means they arent available
>>222389330There are millions of little sperm men and women stored in my balls.
>>222389366YOU'RE DELICIOUS AND HEALTHY!
>>222389370Bodied that freak
>>222389330yeah but everytime i talk about it people get weird
I was sexually assaulted by zoom zoom in the alleyway
>>222389315Mods
"Arrow" had many sexy women in its cast
>>222389368
>>222389370Thank you :)>>222389372I do work on my body, he's right to notice
4chan should make it so if you start a thread, you can moderate it yourself and delete comments.
>>222389377did you just type a salt emoji in my chat?get that gem crushed nigga.
SALAD DODGER
>>222389385>goyim sandwichBased love those things
OVEN DODGER
>>222389375Hellooo :)
me? I boiled some rotini pand thrwew in some red sauce
>>222389315It's pretty bad. I should probably kill myself
>>222389395back off xe's mine
>>222389396AY TONEHE GOT THE RED SAUCEWITH THE LITTLE GARLIC BITShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEIf-tEAuo
SHOE DODGER
>zoomzoom got a trip because he was genuinely butthurt people were imitating himhow pathetic can one person be?
>log into computer>NVIDIA DRIVER UPDATE AVAILABLEI’m tired, Hitler…
>>222389418could be worse, you could be jason
>>222389418What does it say about you that you're the butthurt one?
>>222389417reflexes of a texan rattlesnake
>>222389425Can we go back to 2007 tech please
>>222389417Dude is a true cowboy, the way he just smiles about it instantly knowing this fucker is about to get his asshole turned inside out by Secret Service.Bush is my fav President honestly.
>>222389425china save us
>>222389418Shut up dude. If people were impersonating you you wouldn't like it either. If cringe losers in this thread stopped trying to bully him all the time he wouldn't need the trip.
>he dodged a shoe, that totally makes up for instigating 9/11 and the great recession
>>222389444It's just the Brazilian kid from bumfuck Wisconsin impersonating him. No one could give two shits about this faggot.
>>222389438He was a lolcow. Fink my fav prez honeskly haff to beLBJMf wuz evil yet the most competent prez the United States eva id see
>>222389444shut up, ZZ
>>222389431>>222389444>posts almost exactly 1 minute apart
i miss rob ford
>>222389091>after all these yearsHow old is it? You look older than your age.
>>222389460Me too.
doom scrolling? nah i'm all bout that COOM scrolling gnomesaiyan
china earned taiwan
ZZ Top
>>222389444Checked and based
>>222389418That fag Leonardo won't stopHe's the only one doing it. Everyone else likes me.I don't watch loli porn. I only watch tasteful hentai featuring teenagers which is ephebophilia not pedophilia. Loli is for pedos
Ahh take me back
I miss when Trump was just trolling Europeans and Canadians instead of being ZOGs greatest goyim
>>222389474more like ZZ Bottom that nigga takin dicks right up his ass
And now he's samefagging lol what a loser
Idea: curry slurry
Much prefer adult and college age girls in hentai frankly, they just look better and it's always clear that the artist takes his craft more seriously when the girls are his age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeiPZyrK85c
>>222389313All of /cum/ be like that
diabolical thread
>>222389482sent that nigga to conversion camp
How does one get a job?
>>222389487Are you suggesting we put all the indians in a giant blender? Is that really what you want us to do?
ZZ is a pedophile
>>222389503you know, now that you mention it...
The funny thing is that guy isn't me samefagging, he really is just in love with me lol
>>222389502>How does one get a job?you join a frat and eat white boy cum
>>222389508ZZ Top?
Made some tea
>>222389502Get sucking
>>222389516ZZ bottom
Do people even listen to ZZ Top outside of those 2 songs?
ZZ isn't a top or a bottom he is an oreo you should know what I mean
>>222389523i certainly dont
things are pretty grim and it doesn't look like they're ever going to get better so the only option is to goon wicked style
Why is this place so gay tonight
Goon Wick
>>222389513Nice use of inspect element you fag
i can feel it /cum/ming in the air tonightoh lord
>>222389526>he is an oreo True, I would love a threesome with a couple African girls
Back in the day /lit/ used to have a gen wwoym. And the namefag lolcow was a lesbian whose name was butterfly. She eventually posted a pic of herself having shat in a diaper and never posted again
>>222389542lol
>>222389523>2casual
>>222389542Fascinating
>>222389533/cum/ is a gay general
Playing wizard 101 tomorrow
Playing with your moms pussy tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIBE0OLcGGM
>>222389478>I only watch tasteful hentai featuring teenagers which is ephebophilia not pedophiliaThat's better than loli but it's still pretty creepy dude
>>I only watch tasteful hentai featuring teenagers which is ephebophilia not pedophilia
>>222389568We posting new wave?https://youtu.be/IasCZL072fQ
>>222389574https://youtube.com/watch?v=f1o-N3zQM_E&
Should I open the second bag of chips or should I eat pretzels
If you guys weren't cringe we would have a new right now.
>>222389593>>222389593>>222389593new
