rorke
yanks pay 50k for a house like this and claim they suffer btw
Have only ever seen the first Shrek movie.
ssm in the blender
been having lots of weird pains in my lower organs hope i dont have cancer and have to get one of those poo bags installed
i'm worried about him
>>222391848Has he finally reverted to the mental level of a 10 year old girl?
>>222391835ive never claimed to suffer in ameriheaven
>>222391835im a socialist so yeah i care about more than just myself
wtf rick and morty is still going
>>222391848that's are mark
>>222391876didnt one of them get outed as a sex pest
>>222391866bet you'd make sure your gf was thoroughly pleasured by another man if you weren't doing the job
>>222391894Yeah rickthere's leaked pics on rule34.xxx
>>222391894they're cartoon characters
sick to bastard death of the colcestrians de ladsnever come across a lazier, thicker mob in all my days
had my tooth out last week so I've been eating on the other side and now that side is feeling very sensitive and irritated reckon i've overworked them, poor sods
any good fillums?
>In July 2018, Harmon received criticism when a comedy skit from 2009 resurfaced. The video, titled "Daryl", was intended to be a parody of Dexter and featured Harmon acting out raping a baby
>>222391936Escape from alcatraz
>>222391910only if he had blond hair and blue eyes
since i heard a tweety bird outside do a cover of barbie girl by aqua and none of them have done anything remotely as impressive since, im starting to wonder what the point of these birds is
@222391936go to hell potatoniggerworse than wogs your lot are
>>222391944only 9 years before that became controversial
why does spaki switch between a brazilian and spainish vpn to make his dogshit posts?
would it be a hate crime to draw a hitler moustache on a jewish lad while he was asleep?what if you could prove it was funny?
That e-thot in Brazil who was killed by the cowboy bungee outfit. You just know all those lads were too distracted flirting with her to remember to attach the rope.So in the end her attention seeking killed her.
some faggot is cutting grass again oh my fucking days I hate this place
>>222391980he's a bored 4chan addict attention seeker with not much going on in his life
you lot ever been bungee jumping?went once, was quite good after I'd done it but it was the worst thing ever before
>>222391944>received criticismpeople were getting arrested for acting out George Floyds arrest
he's a fucking bum, he's not like the rest of us 09:10AM wednesday morning posters we've all got loads going on in our lives don't we lads
have an owl outside my window. little bastard wont stop hooting
>>222392015Brazilians are just retarded, lad. No need to make some convoluted mental gymnastics to explain that incident.
>>222392058yes i have enough going on to stop me spending most of my life begging for attention on 4chan
Sir Texas Longhorn
>>222392043going to brazil in a few weeks and might try it
rubbing my coochie
>>222392043yeah i got thrown off and they forgot to attach the rope
me? well I work from home don't I so that's why I'm on 4chan right now
At Stansted, hate this airport with every fibre of my being
>>222392015was the body still usable at least?
>>222392086Well? Answer him >>222391980
>>222392043thats called relief at still being alive. always seemed too risky. Literal life or death. At least with a rollercoaster you might end up stuck for an hour or get a life changing injury.
>>222392090id like to ride that down the street then id get the respect i deserve
where the bloody hell is emmett?
sir great horned owl
>>222392133
>>222392137*doffs hat*Your honour
another bag of coke. another bag of lies
havent watched anime in a decade but ive been watching some lately to pass the time
>>222392139he's a special one
>>222392147i thought chang is ludicrously expensive down under
been up all night ktimmimg again
@222392148FOAN
got frasier on
>>222392148what you watching
taken to pissing out me bedroom window when i cba going to the loo. saves a lot of time and probably water. perks of living in the countryside
think people who link to an old thread under the pretence of it being the new deserve to die
>>222392099pop that coochie
>>222392183see >>222392182
>>222392184i piss in the bathroom sink a lot, i'm just slightly too short to do it in an ideal manner and have to get up on my tippy toes to get my knob into the basin
>>222392153this dickhead (me) has money
HEY YOU LAAAADS
occasionally I'll do a letterbox piss where I pop my knob through the letterbox on my front door and piss outside, saves me running upstairs for a wee
>>2223922025'8lad is that you?
>>222392219nah i'm 6'1still never had a gf though NOT EVEN CLOSE
>>222392114Last time I checked I was supposed to be mousey with a VPN. At least according to that schizo canadian who is always here.
>>222392228luv are hyacinth me
last night I watched blade runner and had a wank
LOVE bullying elderly drivers in my new car :P
last night i watched a wank and had blade runner
really busy writing some paper before tomorrows deadline for submission to the board but i dont have a clue what the paper is
>>222392263big harrison ford fan are you
Where's seasidemark gone?
>>222392301Dead hopefully
>>222392183frieren witch hat atelier and ghost in the shell movies
Realistically is there any chance the current wave of internet censorship is defeated?
for me, it's connie booth's beautiful pokies in episode three of fawlty towers
>>222392336step 1 is your arse getting blacked
>>222392345uncalled for mateuncalled for
foodberg fell off my fork while i was about to deposit it in my mouth, and my response was to say "oh fuck off"
>>222392345well im one step ahead of you then
is it true that americans have never heard of a meat pie?
>>222392383disgusting greasy fat cunt you areno wonder your own mother despises you
>>222392396yes they actually have severe panic attacks when you suggest such a thing might exist, their tiny brains cant imagine it
>>222392312get the meitantei precure watched
Had a dream last night where my ex gf I haven't seen in a decade told me she still loved me. :(
>>222392402uncalled for mateuncalled for
is it over for zucc?
>>222392407im good on that
Couldn’t care less about any of these posts or brit in general, actually 4chan in general. No interest at all. Don’t care if I get any replies, don’t care about you reading this. Do not care at all. Shut up
just realised I've got some jaffa cakes in my coat pocket
I don’t reckon I could tell a Cambodian from an Indonesian from a Filipino. Arr rook same.
possumberg on the roofberg making a lot of noiseberg
got food on my chair that I spent £300 on and it's starting to smell, only bought it a few months agoI really should be put down I'm so fucking retarded
>>222392336They still haven’t even banned 4chan
do you prefer BCE/CE or BC/AD lads?i tend to agree with neil degrasse tyson on the matter, and using BCE/CE seems like kowtowing to the jews so i won't do it
basically aret any brits posting here
Woke up at quarter past 9 for my early morning dole appointment and the work coach has just text me and rescheduled it for next fucking week. Absolutely fuming. Only got like 6 hours sleep when I could still be sleeping right now.
>>222392455Don’t agree with either of it. Just say x many years ago. We don’t need the distinction.
>>222392463the toil freaks are at toil
>>222392396They fill a bowl with meat and veg and put a pastry lid on itfuckin mental
>>222392448and what, pray tell, does this post have to do with british culture?
>>222392444>JaffaGOOLD?
>>222392468hope you're not serious
girl at work has a instagram account for her rabbits posts on it everyday pretending that her rabbit is posting
she's got massive tracts of land
worried i'll forget how to drive before i get a new car
>>222392468We're too used to thinking of periods in terms of centuries. Like if you say 19th century or 15th century I have a pretty good idea of what the historical context is.
>>222392411never had a gf. Still dream about the girl I last spoke to 10 years ago and met once in 2012only girl I didn't find annoying to talk to
>>222392486whats her onlyfans mate?
>>222392486Met a girl at the pub once who had a hedgehog and it was all she fucking talked about. We were seconds away from shagging and she insisted she cover his cage so he doesn't see
>>222392491I thought Australia was auto only
>>222392486that's far more cute and wholesome than posting selfies of herself constantly
>>222392444
Don't mean to brag but in the past I've successfully smuggled a small amount of hash on an international flight. Never have those two one skin joints been so hard earned nor appreciated
>>222392506nah mate, where'd you get that idea from?
was in a teams call this morning as the "technical guy" who could answer any questions to help the sales rep and had nothing to say so ended up googling the name of the one of the women on the call and within 30 seconds i was looking at pics of her arse on instagram. got a boner right away, started tugging to her video and finished off after the call ended
rorke fantasising about playing the guitar hero halo theme remix at the work do
you're not being very helpful right now
>>222392439it's good mate
Yo ock lemme get a bacon egg and cheese, salt pepper ketchup on a roll yes sirrrrr you know how it is
>>222392517it makes me very happy to know someone got the reference x
>>222392511Cringe imo
>>222392519https://youtu.be/IUAg2sdiTLI
>>222392506it's not but i only know how to drive auto, and i'm concerned i'll manage to even fuck that up
>>222392455AD.What is CE? Common Era? What does that mean? What's common about it? It's AD.If we were to make a new dating system, I'd be on board, with 1945 being year 1. Since post nuclear bombs is historically, culturally, scientifically, and geologically relevant for an age switch. Should be the year 81PT (Post Trinity) right now. Battle of Hastings was 879AT (Ante Trinity).
chook sarnie for tea x
>>222392557hello tismomick, long time no see
>>222392525wish there were attractive women at my toil. they're all old and fat. such is life i suppose
>>222392455Jesus is the single most important figure in human history and it's okay to acknowledge that, even if one is atheist.
>>222392521Dunno just came to me >>222392550What are u worried about forgetting road rules or how to actually drive the car
>>222392455politically correct woke liberal nonsense would do bce/ceactual truth persuers etc it's bc/ad
>>222392574what kind of work?
>'Spider-Man of Yemen' dies falling into volcanic craterAs if Yemen weren't dangerous enough you've got niggas free climbing volcanos just to make life a little more interesting
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1781624626520577.webm
>>222392546grow up
>>222392599agricultural analysis
>>222392618>Open webm>Chinese CCTV>close webm
>>222392574it's a blessing if you're a shagger but if you're a weird freak Iike me it's a curse being surrounded by cute girls at toil
>>222392618we all grew out of the gore phase around 14 years old mate dont you think its time to grow up
>>222392571I was here last night I shared some of my drawings :)
>>222392631I know right
>>222392631reckon this is what jack said when he planted the magic bean
>>222392608plenty of people die free soloing all around the world
You can always tell if a party is in government or not, and if they think they’ll win or not, by how much they support PR. Reform were all for it at 10% of the vote, but seem not to want it now they’re in the lead.Labour have almost always been against it historically while one of the two parties that matter, and certainly were when winning a big majority, but now they’re polling as low as 15% in some polls and are suddenly interested.
>>222392679*yawns in your face*
>>222392679boooooriiiiing
>>222392679Is that what they do in wales now
>>222392608saw a few vids on IG of guys climbing on the side of this thought to myself this nigga is going to be dead in a years time
frasier is the ultimate morning tv show
>>222392679ever gotten your asrse blacked
>>222392718yes, many times
leftypol, we won
>>222392717you got the frasier on haven't you?
misso and I going for a walk
roke
>>222391835yanks live in a weird territory between affluence and frugality. because on paper they have more money more resources more access to everything they could possibly want and for the most part they go out and get it and their lives reflect that but most of them have to be quite careful about when they go to the store. they live in a city and don't have a car, or they live in the suburbs and it takes them an hour to just get out their street or they're rural and that's closer to actual poverty (not poverty like the rest of the world but they have to stock up from walmart and if they forget something they can't just make a routine return trip)
reformed chicken
Going back to sleep fuck this
>>222392740no just thinking about having it on of a rainy morning and how perfect that would be
tempted to attempt to learn cornishlanguage of my ancestors and all that (well, half of them anyway)
Promising signs promising signs
>>222392725If he wasn't such an insufferable cunt I might have some sympathy
apparently the government are going to give everyone aged between 28 - 40 a one-off payment of £12,500 but only if they agree to start receiving their state pension 1 year later than usual plus at least 10 years of NI contributions.
https://xcancel.com/monicatmedia/status/2066197016003178581
>>222392801forced diversity never wins. i hope they realise that one day
I release very powerful pheromones
>>222392804get it round you leftypol. that's old news. the show is a year old by time it comes out. he's fine.
i would of saved her
>>222392807don't even know what that means
feel like SHIT
>>222392861ok tard
>>222392801How are you lot so mediocre at soccer if youse invented it?
>>222392885*fucking rapes your arse*
>>222392877you should see what you look like!aha just kidding mate don't take it to heart
>>222392837*havefool
Just seen a deano get told off in airport spoons for opening a bottle of duty free vodka. THEN! Spoons lady went and got a police lady, who it turns out didn't want to do anything about it and that was the end of the saga.
>>222392906>>222392910*fucking rapes your arse*
>>222392897Who the fuck is you lot
it's too orangey for crows
i hope rorke dieshe is a mischievous rascal and will be the downfall of this kingdom if left unchecked
you lot?
>>222392921*waves hand vaguely in the direction of the british isles*
>>222392703Why is saying nigga so funny?
>>222392914*does a poo on your willy*
>>222392941australians love they ebonics
>>222392950done us
Hi lads i just sent 50000 nuclear missiles currently on route to the uk youll all die now so yeah
>>222392965uncalled for mateuncalled for
>>222392936Euro 2016Mediocre WE are NOT
>>222392961*TheirSpeak properly
look at this shit. why would he cut such a big patch of grass on my property? who asked? and he never rakes it too. motherfucker one day I'll massacre him and his entire family along with his fucking dogs
>>222392703>>222392941it’s vaguely amusing that you can’t say nigger with a hard r because your accent is non-rhotic
>>222392965Spare some for me okay?
>>222392975that was a decade ago ladmost of the posters here would still have been in the womb
>>222392811Stop using xcancel it's shit and never works use nitter
>>222392312Really liking witch hat atelier myselfLovely visuals in the first couple of episodes
>>222392991West country niggas can
>>222392811ktim
Dont want to use a vpn or verify my age When the entire internet is blocked ill return to the earth and turn into a fungus
>>222392986screaming
>>222392910it's idiomatic how many times do i need to tell you stupid cunts
>>222393021Your idiomatic cunt #done
>>222393021Idiotic more likeRetard
>>222393015the kind of fungus that goes in a beef wellington?
>>222393033s
got some plants to force me to open the curtains of the ol' incel flat. see if i don't open them now i will have to deal with the consequences: 7 dead house plantsthis is kind of like how normies keep their life on track by having babies
inventing a "should of" poster robot and calling it the idiotmatic 3000
>>222392994Ok the euros happens every 4 years so what do you want me to do
what the fuck no
>>222393061a little dance while wearing a funny hat?
>>222393066alrihow are the menthol elves treating you today?
>>222393066Hello
>>222393073I’m going to fuck you
Howling at internet people wanting to root me omd
.
>>222393046literally the only reason I shower and keep myself looking presentable is because of toil
Remember menthol cigarettes where you crush the little ball in the filter? Why the fuck were they made illegal
>>222393092Good morning
>>222393084alri mate but be gentlenever had it up there before
>>222393094AI won't reach AGI unless we remove all guardrails
>>222393124chin up and keep a stiff upper lip
Who is this Restore Britain cunt
>>222392986Here is a nice song for you, I hope you enjoy ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUFOqfZNI6E
england doing well in the world cup y/n?euros and last world cup not bad for england but now gareth gates is gone it's hard to say. i think england did well because of his management really
need to put on some music and do my exercise routine to keep my negative depressed thoughts at bay. It's all for nothing of course but I have to keep going.
Is stalker 3 any good? The clear sky one was shit
>>222392455AUC
>>222393137Don't swear now
Du, du hast, du hast michDu, du hast, du hast michDu, du hast, du hast michDu, du hast, du hast mich
poo shit XD
>>222393166Where
after Global Aryan Victory is achieved, we will reset the calendar to begin on 30th January 1933.
>>222393179Question Time in the House of Commons: Can our filipina wives stay?
my life a pay gorn
>>222393175stop acting like a little schoolboyyour a grown man, act like one
We at /brit/ wish Jeremy Clarkson all the best with his prostate cancer treatment
>>222393192*you'reilliterate cunt
fill the potholes
James May was my favourite anyway
>>222393190pay gorran eriksen
>>222393197it's idiomatic mate
>>222393188flips are the worse seamonkeys to marryviets are the best in my experience
>>222393205I think he was paid at the time lad
james gay
>>222393220dont even joke lad
>>222393158heard that it isnt worth it only played call of pripyat and stalker gamma personally
pretty much every man dies with prostate cancervery few men die from prostate cancer
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I AM NOW DRINKING MY 2ND AIRPORT PINT
anyone seen those guys called the west heads
watched james May in Japan doing all sorts of funny Japan people stuffFunny old man he is
literally eating food right now
No but steven may
LOl
the things i would do for a chance to utilise rorkes tight pink holes..
Teaching Aussie Rules in the shankill
>>222393244It's 10am
watching the national live. some tears to be had
mad how koreans are just naturally better at videogames
>>222393298squid games
g'day cunt im ray shoesmith aka the magician coz i can make a shit cunt like you disappear heynow where are the fackin dimmies niggaboy
why are the elites trying to make incest porn illegal? why do they want to keep it to themselves? does incest carry some sort of power that the peasants cant have
>>222393314screamy
utterly bizarre postmight want to get your noggin checked out mate
*quick saves**savagely rapes rorke**loads most recent save*
incest porn is hot
no correlation
autistic people quite like sonic
got sonic advanced 2 on the gameboy i like the snow levels
>>222393350theres a reason the roil bloodlines are all incestual
>>222393370Illegal
>>222393399it's fucking sexy
Never played sonic, preferred that crash bandicoot bloke, he was bonza
just seen a black arse negrobame
>>2223934132 years in prison for possession
thinking a cheeky rare 3rd 'fee is on the cards
>>222393403oh okay
>>222393403not sure about this one
>>222393430dangerous and downright stuid
fucksake
bruce throwing his boomerang at a koala while wearing a hat with corks on it and riding in the pouch of a kangaroo drinking fosters
>aw yeah the fat old shitpile slag whose cunt i slithered out of is a fine piece of meatrather odd fellows, you lot
the keen-eyed amongst you will notice I've got my bum out
>>222393457need it blacked
>>222393451who are you quoting?
>>222393448ktim
>>222393457keen-nosed more like
>>222393280Rules don't apply at the airport>>222393290£7.50 in spoons but theres fuck all else to do here
some redditor hit me with the "uh actually" last week and i tried the old *rapes you up the arse at 9999mph* and got an immediate site ban for encouraging harm o algo
>>222393480don't suppose you're at stansted airport are you?
>>222393497Heh seems like you were the one whom in actuality got raped
>>222393497what you get for going on reddit then isn't it mate
watching workmen outsidewish I were a workman
>>222393509Perhaps
>>222393497right well this didnt happen did it
>>222393511"whom" is actually wrong in this caseit's funny seeing people try to speak "smart" and get everything wrongworst one is "my friend and i" because apparently "my friend and me" doesn't sound formal to their earsspastics
>>222393244shouldn't you be getting ready to fly the plane Mr Pilot
>>222393530fucking knew itwas driving past the mcdonalds and my willy was twitching like dowsing rods leading me to the airport
Doubt he is actually in the airport because it would be really fucking stupid to be on 4chan if you were
why would it
at USA vs Paraguay match
>>222393548I am getting ready, what do you think drinking pints counts as? >>222393563I simply cannot conceal my aura
are 4channers not allowed in airports or something?????
what is it called if i am obsessed with looking at housing estates being built and new towns being built and looking at new cycling and rail infastructure being built to the point where i once looked at a still image of new building and let m y imagination run wild for nearly 2 hours just staring at that stil image
>>222393601poo disease
>>222393546*rapes you at 9999mph*How does yourself feel about that?
>>222393601unrestrained autism. you have the combined mind power of a thousand Rainman niggas
i've got severe ptosis my eyelid is practically closed in a resting position and I don't know why
>>222393632>>222393632>>222393632
>>222393592need to see them both hacked into pieces by a deranged negroe with a pair of pruning knives
right well we're at 325 posts
Haha funni porn star
>>222392557underrated post
>>222392717Is it actually enjoyable to watch as a Brit? I remember trying to watch American sitcoms around that era and they weren't funny at all. But Friends came out in the same time period and that was fun at the time. Wouldn't mind a bit of comfy 90s TV.
>>222392897There's no actual English players playing
>>222393912Thanks bigman.
>>222392807deal
>>222393107the ones with asbestos?
>>222393318Not into it but elites used incest (and many likely still do) to keep wealth within the family
