Nowak edition
eating fizzy peach ringsyeah it's only 11 but i've been up since 4 so it's allowed
Getting dogpiled by the airport police for stupidly posting on 4chan in an airport
>>222393632deeply troubling gif
>>222393632he zesty
>>222393592Always surprised by how far outside the normal pop culture sphere I am. No idea who these women are. Remember a girl asking me "doesn't my mate look like Sabrina Carpenter?" And I had to tell them I don't know what Sabrina Carpenter looks like (I know now though)
poo bradley
>>222393658thats what I say to my mum when I crack open a Henry Westons vintage at 11am
>>222393688rorke
>>222393686her mate
fucking roaring at this
Absolute state of modern men
>>222393654this has to be AI
what the helly theres a new fable game coming out and i've only just heard about it
How are you, guys? Hope you're well.
>>222393716this cripple freak put me off malteasers forever
>>222393719stealth pony post
>>222393728Happy honukah
>>222393719so this is racismlad
why doesnt rorke just do this
>>222393719i will always remember her
interesting times
begged my parents for money again award, want to kill my'reself
Any Wotanic beasts in?
>>222393757she wouldnt have even acknowledged your incel existence if she was alive
>>222393723
the fungus has arrived
>>222393775how much
>>222393725All I know about it is that the first trailer had an exceptionally ugly mutt lady MC
>>222393719is this the dead girl that keeps getting posted before she got herself emo'd up?
>>222393796£100
>>22239379643 quid
I'm a herbalist druid, usually I make potions to heal and enhance, but if you get on my bad side I'll prank ya with a potion of malice and ill effects
>>222393799yh
Gobbling baby rabbits so I can safely smuggle them out of the rabbit rape laboratory
>>222393778I think she would.
>>222393749brutal. most fat girls reveal themselves to be attractive when they lose weight. She looks like an autistic moomin
fungal
>>222393796£2
Morning team. Got a few tasks to do today which include posting some letters and going to the supermarket
>>222393826the spores are spreading
>>222393824Said the ugly incel
>>222393833Going to the supermarket is your job
>>222393749would
>>222393846No my job is working at the supermarket and that's a different supermarket to the one I'm going to (going to LIDL and work at ALDI)
That's lunch sorted
>>222393867Can get sent down for a long time time if caught doing such behaviour
>>222393824I like her face
did the tranny post the anime girl that looks nothing like them
I'm not ugly I'm just fat when I lose a bit more weight I'll look much better, I may even be a 6 or 7 maybe
>autistic moominHe really thought that was a zinger
>>222393886Not sure what your dad's been up to mate >>222393882LIDL sell onigiri and I'm addicted to them
>>222393897You mispelt onaholes but didn't realise you could get them in lidl these days
i look exactly like alucard from castlevania symphony of the night people keep coming up to me in the street and asking me sorry but are you alucard from castlevania symphony of the night?
fungus the bogeyman
>>222393890Height? Really the only thing that matters barring facial disfigurement
>>222393890Keep at it mate
>>222393915Same
>>222393890I thought this, got down to 69kg (I’m 6foot) and still look like dog shit love handles etc Think my hormones are fucked up or something
>>222393915Ktim but with Giselle Gewelle from Bleach
Its so over for Tim's feet
>>222393886i genuinely look exactly like an anime girl irl
i would take katie to hot topic in the mall. do we have hot topic in the mall?
>>222393937racismlad
>>222393654I find out keep the mout?
>>222393935LOL Tim literally rotting from necrosis in a care home surrounded by strangers while seasideMARK just got back from a lush holiday in Torquay Seaside army winning yet again
>>222393749seen her minge
Reminded of that anime about the lad turned into a young girl by his sister, and all the tranners ktimmed the fuck out of it until it became a common occurrence in the show for the main character to have to actively stop himself from wanting to molest the young girls he became friends with
>>222393962where
>>222393943He's actually really qt irl. Posted a selfie once.
>>222393846pskrm
>>222393826Jew
>>222393975Didn’t happen
>>222393975Freak
>>222393915Assume you're out at night because if you were out in daylight they would know you couldn't possibly be he
Had porridge for my breakfast team. One of the pots you add hot water to. It was plain flavoured.
>>222393957mad how the white blood cells fighting in tim's toe have had a more successful personal and professional life than you
>>222393975I know he was cute in his sailor outfit
>>222393970internet
I want to buy a national league team
I cringe internally whenever I hear people bring up video games in public. Was at the pub once and bloke at the bar was talking about Resident Evil to the bar staff. Get a clue mate.
Catbergs belly is so warm it's like a hand warmer
>>222393992Sounds dreadful, those pots are for the soulless when you can make delicious actual porridge for less money and barely any more effort output
>>222393939her nudes leak yet?
>>222393935mad how he's willing to pretend he has to sit on his arse until his feet explode just so he can get his arse wiped by care bames for his limited time left on earth
Was chatting with my staff at the bar about resident evil and this fat unwashed NEET was sat alone in the corner scowling at me while sipping his pepsi max
>>222394009Maybe he was talking about the movies?
YEAAAAAAASSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Resident evil 3 mod set in London where the zombies are biomass and nemesis is purple aki
>>222394048Evil post this
>>222394057>jeremy clarkson dies from cancer
>>222394048granda has prostate cancer, was fixed in like a week without a hitch not even a serious diagnosis these day
youve gone too far rorke now i have to go all outget fucking rapedkame .. ammee. AAAAAAAAH*fucking hits rorke with a nuclear rape blast that deconstructs his body on the atomic level*
>>222394041Still cringe
>>222394048Was actually saying in this thread the other day that this show was a vehicle to announce some sort of gay drama to get the old white boomer contingent upset about something. Mad how I'm always right about everything
New phoneberg bought
>>222394080great post
>>222394057a vile posterhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/filename/IMG_92%2A%2A/country/gb/
>>222394086Nokia 3330 is it?
>>222394081Right so what did you talk about then?
Friday tomorrow
>>222394086iphone?
>>222394086Nokia 3310 with snake 2 I assume?
>>222394094>>222394105>>222394106Motorola Razr
>>222394094>>222394106Feels bad to come second place in the 3310posting race I didn't even know I was competing in
mad how we're just clever monkeys
>>222394057>>222394093That's just the average woke advocate now. They literally wish death upon anyone that doesn't share their stance and laugh at them when they do die.
>>222394124he's a pathetic vile cowardhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/filename/IMG_91%2A%2A/country/gb/
>>222394110you have sealed your fate as an incel with this purchase..
>>222394124gonna cry?
>>222394129Na see >>222394133Vile evil people and they think they're pious and just
love seeing a nice bum
ohhh noooo the poor farmers. the pooor millionaire farmers having to pay just a little bit of tax
taxing a poo
Rorke be like>woke people are immoral, they laugh at people dyingRorke also be like>george floyd was killed by a police officer? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Raping a dacia sandero
Any good songs?
>HAHAHAHA THAT PERSON WHO DID LITERALLY NOTHING HARMFUL DIED>I am a very morally upright person. I wish others could be as morally upright as I am but alas we live in this corrupt world
my bum is out
>>222394170not yet
Then again wokeists have never been known for their self-awareness. They think as deep as a puddle
>>222394170couple
>>222394148>>222394165>>222394172bad baits, do better
Don't think people should die, personally
been 3 and a half hours and im halfway through my cup of coffee
>>222394170B12 - MetropolisReload - Teq
>>222394200never?
>>222394199Na he's wound up like a toy now. He'll be spamming about rorke and incels for 12 hours again today now
any odious slug type creatures in
>>222394200alri ray kurzweil
>>222394170Gob - I cut myself, too
>>222394200Don't think you can stop it from happening sadly
>>222394219Never
>>222394207the slowest sip
>>222394224You dont actually believe this is a human do you?
>>222394227i wonder what he's done that for then
>>222394227I thought it would be some old bastard confusing the pedals
>>222394250to fight woke
Got to wait for mumberg to get up before I can go out and complete my daily tasks
>>222394232I don't care for Gob.
>>222394227what kind of establishment is that? looks seedy
>>222394227Odd goings-on in england
>>222394250Heard he done it because he heard the people near the door saying the OSA was just a tool for spying on the working class so that they don't rebel against the politicians raping their lives
>>222394262Car park
just got raped at 999999999mph
>>222394262snooker hall
>>222394262Seed shop
hes so unwell
>>222394295Scream the gay little run he does
what can i do tonight while the footie is on and /brit/ will be taken over by off topic posts from mongs who just can't stay on /sp/?
>>222393716>>222393737meani saw her in london on her machine once
>>222394313watch it live on BBC iPlayer
>>222394313grow up loser
jeremy clarkson dead LOL
>>222394292Simply far too fast to manage
>>222394313football isnt off topiconly off topic topic is politics
might install GrapheneOS on my phone because Android is becoming too locked down for my liking
not supposed to leak stuff from the discord but scraniel and lewis are dating lmfao
>>222394313football is british culture, therefore its on topic>b-but reee black people ngubuyeah?
mad how manchester has killed birmingham. what is wrong with birmingham. nothing happens in birmingham apart from black sabbath and duran duran duran.
>>222394226...yh
rattled them with that footie post lmao
>>222394327Simply not an option for a Samsungmong like me
>>222394339rorke really does live in your head
>>222394342i like that song invisible
>>222394330no one konws who these people are
>>222394354im roke however
this new AI world is an absolute nightmare
>>222394342it was a very important and wealthy city 300 years ago actually
>>222394342Birmingham is the better city
>>222394371we need a devastating global war to reset things
right
>>222394382
>>222394363they're lads from the discord
nothing wrong with android or windows youre just an incel if you feel the need to change os
its not big nor clevergrow up you foolish young man
please don't post this kind of thing
didnt need to see that just before tucking into my lunch
right that's an obese arsehole
raorong
I didn't expand the image
>>222394313Learn to code in html. Set up your website. Start selling pictures of your poos
i would honestly kill myself if i looked like thathow do you not fucking vomit at your own body and WHO THE FUCK finds that attractive
>>222394401Poleaboo back again I take it
>>222394423they actually have an OF according to the thread i got it off so someones paying for it
The football on this week
>>222394371I use it to make porn of Lara Croft
well it is coming up to 12pm after all, the spastic aussiemong and the schizos start posting almost exactly after 12pm every day like someone pressed a button
>>222394428keep your /britfeel/ gossip in /britfeel/ thank youuuuu
>>222394423>t. sacked tranny's coworkers
i'm on the arch linux and debian 12
Don't really care for football, more of a baseball lad, me
>>222394442Not watched a single match this WC. Too many teams.
>>222394457haha yes
>>222394447theyve been released from the mines so simply must get on /brit/ to post warped bradleys and gay porn
is everything alright
Fully up to date Windows 11 and Android for me. Nothing to hide you see
12
>>222394481ktim
9
mental how yanks here really hate tattoos but their women actually have cute art hoe type designs that look okaymeanwhile here we get>Jaden 2019 <3 (faded already)>mum miss you>Poppy <3 is my Angle >song lyrics across back/chest>massive fucking flowers covering an entire leg
>>222394507ok
ooooo it tight
>>222394423my face is so ugly it made me suicidal and self harming for many yearsi'm still not over it but now i'm in my late 30s and kinda resigned to inceldom it doesn't take over my mental energy 24/7 like it used to
>>222394507Never had a tattoo before and never will
work hard play hard as they often say
Haha its funny because its porn
>>222394490bootstrapped Tails on USB and virtual machine tor for me. I'm a privacy advocate you see
dont like when he calls me ausmong im an intelligent sensitive young man with a lot to offer
too many people are asking me to see thingsi can't see everything in one go
genuinely sad to see aussiemongs unravelling on here
ouuuu shi
>>222394519wouldn't make any difference on you are too fucking hideous for anyone to care you bender
state mandated seed oils and microplastics for lunch
>>222394550I am fit and lush as fuck you absolute toblerone
>>222394561post your feet then
>>222394517Bet you look fine and just have low self-esteem or summat.
When she's Jewish, cooks shabbat dinner, likes pilates and doing shrooms on the beach:
>>222394380Don't think you've ever been to Manchester
Poms bit cranky today aye
>>222394555https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oplra1FJxWINo thinking. Give this a listen. Move on
>>222394561>reddit insultwrong site matealso grow up, ywnbaw
and what of the cronem
might get a curry in
>>222394561>you absolute tobleroner/casualUK is down the hall and to the left
>>222394601They've all gone home now back to Africa
why do people look so frightened and shocked when I speak to them? Their eyes widen and their mouths slightly open with a faint expression of fear and disbelief on their face in the middle of conversation
Redditors really think "absolute <irrelevant object" is the pinnacle of humour.>haha le absolute plant pot how incongruent!!
this week was operation gain a clue and it's currently midday on a wednesday and there's nary a clue to be seen
>>222394604far too many calories in the takeaway ones
Morning lads, I'm back.We're 3 weeks into Portillo summer.How's your Portillo summer going?Mine's going alri.
>>222394625incel aura
>>222394625Because you're a scary werewolf type
>>222394625If you were actually ugly they would pretend that you look normal to not offend you.The reason they looked shock is either (1) youre imagining it or (2) you are doing something autistic or making weird facial expressions
>>222394639I've been wearing quite colourful outfits but besides that I've done no Portillloing
i am a 24 year old virge
>>222394639Portillominous
>>222394665mate that's incredible. 24 years old??? everyone loses their virginity at 15 at the very latest
Have incels thought about having sex? Might fix that quick smart
>>222394571honestly you're probably right that there was some level of BDD but reality is i'm below average and have been called ugly/had my physical apperance insulted. I went from a relatively normal and mildly popular kid pre puberty to social outcast and full blown incel by the time i went through my teens.once aesthetics become important due to romantic and sexual relations i was heavily excluded and that creates a negative feedback loop of self loathing and antisocial behaviour alongside societal rejectionas i said i am mostly over that stuff now, altho still hate to be in photographs and so on. (the inceldom was never overcome) i am approaching my late 30s and never been on a date never had sex, i have asked girls out but they ghost or say no, when i have asked girls out in multual social environments like work or uni it has had negative consequences it's pretty shitty but im slowly getting over it at least in terms of how i lookbut i am very bitter and jealous of the world ngl that comes out in alcohol abuse mostly
>>222394681i will have sex but i dont know when it happens
today is my 18th birthday
just another american gi rapekilling anglo locals:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Leonski
remember when that zoomer posted that chart to prove they werent virgin freaks but all it showed was zoomer girls virgin rates going down but zoomer mens remaining the same?
>>222394710no because i have a life
>>222394706Happy birthday. Were you the lad that was here yesterday?
>>222394710no I don't remember anything I'm a goldfish
today is the first day of the rest of your lifeso make it a good one!
>>222394657I dont think I'm imagining it and I'm not making weird expressions or anything. But they look so put-upon, or flustered or bewildered mid-speech when I'm saying something and I cant figure out why
>>222394721You're on here on a wednesday morning, you don't have a life.
grabbing my balls and willy and holding them like they're a bunch of flowers
>>222394753
>>222394760everyone works from home these days you unemployed incel
>>222394691you should never ask out girls at work. just not on unless you're already friends and she dropped massive hints that she likes you. even then it's risky.i can't really speak since i am also an alcoholic but alcohol does make everything seem much worse than it is. i reckon if you stopped for a while and try play with the cards you've been dealt you'll get somewhere.tinder is not for mid looking men. if you put your balding face on there and don't show any signs of wealth, you will just get ignored. find another social avenue for dating.
>>222394770All work from home jobs are runtish and low paid meme jobs. You probably earn £22,000 a year
>>222394555and you did nothing about it
Mad how zoomies say dating is off limits except for very few select circumstances, then cry about being lonely
you shouldn't post it because people will report you even though you are joking
>>222394776i started drinking because of all the constant rejectioni'm not on tinder because i'm ugly and have no photos
>>222394809We did multiple things about it over the past decade actually. They were all convicted
>>222394763Can't be posting here mate, must de 18.
mad how I have an NHS menthol elf appointment booked an infinite amount of time away and when it finally happens it'll just be a middle-aged person telling me to go on walks and socialise with disabled people
joking or not, rules are rules
>>222394625this is only happens to me with judgemental wankers t b h
>>222394797You have to be 18 or older to use this website mate
>>222394815where are you getting rejected then? can guarantee you the approach is wrong. 4/10 guys always thinking they can use the same strats as 8/10 guys.
she peaked in philosophers stone
/brit/ killed off because people pretend to be children
>>222394819you nigga i mean YOU
im a gay homosexual
>>222394844grow up young man
glad janny banned that 6 year old
Haven't used pornstein since Saturday
>>222394835everywhere school uni work bars pubs clubs parks festivals houseparties whereversometimes i get a girls number but then she ghosts or never wants to meeti've asked female friends to helpthey have never offered anyoneone girl even cockblocked me when i tried to hit on her friend at her birthday (her friend didn't even seem to dislike me she gave me her number and everything)
>>222394827Have you tried TALKING about your issues?Oh, you're not on a cushy 30 grand a year office? That's no reason to be SAD
>>22239485712 year ban
>>222394857not a good environment for a child here
>>222394863sameBritain is healing, thank you starmoid
The Scotch get really offended when you call them what they are
I haven't watch porn for a while but that's because my willy is infected
>>222394876lmao that's just a lad doing it for a laughall jokes and banter mate
>>222394884What are they?
>>222394876It's a joke. Merely a prank you keep falling for
>>222394827Went to the GP about my mental elf and he referred me to 'Age UK' (I'm 33)
>>222394896Alcoholic beverages
>>222394765What a gorgeous arrangement
>>222394866might just need a vibe readjustment your vibes are off
>scotch>britishersthats when the pajeets give themselves away
>>222394892Haha yeah of course, my bad
just been rocked
Love it when people say young man on here, can't tell if they're trying to actually be insulting but it makes me laugh every time and also feel pleasantly youthful
>>222394876I never understood the chastitiy cage fetish, why dont you want your cock out?
just been rorked
>>222394866so let me get this straight, you're getting numbers AND have female friends but get ghosted? it's 100% your personality/demeanour. if you looks were the issue you would have neither.
>>222394919And rolled?
>>222394827I talked to an uninterested Indian fella for a couple minutes before he sent me away with a prescription for antidepressants
Think I just saw a couple man get banned
women like you if you have evil incel vibes
>>222394927you have a lot of growing up to do young man
>>222394928I don't get it either
not even allowed to be happy about clarkson dying without being called a bloody woke
passed toil's internal phishing test because i don't read my emails
Young man, there's no need to feel downI said young man, pick yourself off the ground
>>222394946not really.......
>>222394955based non-communicating chad
>>222394952Is he dying?
Rorke suddenly dancing perfectly to the YMCA song
>>222394952why don't you like him if you're not woke?
>>222394977Yep cancer
>>222394911vibes is my face ugly and height 5'7>>222394930how would i have female friends if my problem was my personality? how would i chat up a girl enough to get a number if problem was personality? the problem is looks"oh you'd make such a good bf [but not for me cos you're ugly and short]"
i'm bi
Get the new one madePronto
>>222394990i see loads of ugly lads with gfs, youre projecting your desperation or incel aura or something and its scaring women
>>222395001Bye mate
im bicarbonate of soda
>>222394989What'll his Irish wife do after him you think? What kind of man?
>>222394988He’s racist towards Welsh people
>>222395020bi mate
>>222395010i also see ugly guys with girls and i dont know how they do italthough most of the girls are also ugly and it's rare for the guy to be worse looking than the girlalso these ugly guys are rarely as short as me
going to start wearing an eyepatch like big boss
>>222395021Don’t start
up 80% on my sivers semiconductors investment ;) x
business idea: fullyconductors
keanu reeves?more like gay and poo peeves
Work for a semiconductor company in Bedford, Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
>>222395054>>222395054>>222395054
>>222395040'Kay *waddles away*
