4channel edition
>tech giant 4chanscreaming
done fuck all but post on brit sicne I woke up this morning so I'm going to go do some bits around the house bi lads
>>222395072raor
why does every woman on earth know the moves to the macarena
The hacker known as /brit/
I give off Rorke vibes.
Love me some chocolate
>>222395080
howdy you're being too rowdy
love a good sneeze
>>222395072scream
practicing my evil incel glare in the mirror
That birdwatcher lady from clarksons farm is a bit of alright
Woke up at 9am but I'm still in bed. Mobile phones are a vicious evil.
diego has to be a gimmick, its not possible to meet that many women and not shag even once even if youre insanely ugly, he has to be doing something freakish to them that scares them off that hes not admitting
your applesyour microsoftsyour 4chans
>>222395115ok
food for today:four jammie dodgersthat's it
>>222395125meds, now
>>222395080Women love dancing because it lets them act out sex moves in public without being called filthy whores. Also, they can get off on the motions, dancing with a chad without actually having to date him, suck his dick, do his laundry etc.
>>222395106https://vocaroo.com/1aU69czZK3nb
>>222395096sassy ahh pitbull
>>222395139Bless you
>>222395136
>>222395125it's spakithe real diego hsa been seen in 6 years and never went out, wasn't religious and didn't listen to shite pop music
>>222395157you need to see a doctor about this
rorke pouring himself a glass of pepsi max and drinking it in his bedroom while playing overwatch
Makes the ol' noggin's joggin'
>>222395182While listening to:>maybe I'll be tracer! I'm already tracer!
The giant known as 4chan
>>222395125He's a closeted homosexual
>>222395204nah he's posting on /owg/ during queue
>>222395138This lad reckons the macarena is what sex looks like LOOOL
Rorke snickering
peter paneer
>>222395249scr
>>222395238My future wife
>>222395182rorke gets the big 24 pack of cans no pouring or glass required
eaten 4 egg today
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781635652926122.mp4
>>222395266Ayo! This nigga eatin' egg!
>>222395268what sacked trannys mum sees when she walks in after she suicides
>>222395268not funny
>>222395125>>222395157>>222395218genuinely insane how mentally ill you people are
>>222395281>she
I get they don't wanna be racist and all that, but why not just ban immigration from countries that cost us money?
wish i could visit the himilayas
>>222395296its a political decision to allow them in
Me and the missus x
greeno eats daddy
Saw a group of female Boriswave groids walking yesterday balancing bags on their head like in AfricaHonestly just nuke this country
>>222395305why would they do that then?
>go outside see Scottish people >Immediately sing sweet Caroline and country roads>One gets drunk at Fenway >Somehow see them all wear red Sox merch What the fuck is going in my city
>Boriswave
>>222395268enjoyed it
>>222395325Red Sox did a Tartan Army night specifically for the Scots so that's why they're wearing Red Sox gear.
>>222395332very funny image
>>222395332nah cba
>>222395332>>222395332nigga thinks restore will do something
voting Labour next general election
>>222395380think I might vote green(I wont vote)
The missis always acts this way with anything chocolate coloured
horsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bicsqqg5qaE
got a free bet for the england match but the odds are shit it's not even worth it
>>222395347Bostonians and scots man are a lot like but I don't think Scottish people have white trash people or anyone hyping of fights between alcoholic dads
>>222395325let me in
>There are approximately 382,224 listed buildings in the UK. This includes various grades of listed buildings, with the majority located in England.wtf i thought it was a special list with only really old buildings on it
Equal rights for women requires men to be neutered.Neutered men, however, cannot defend a nation from subversive merchants.Equal rights for women is therefore national suicide.Only by the destruction of feminism will men regrow their manhood and subjugate the merchants.Plato warned explicitly in his Republic that when you flatten a society with equality, you destroy the natural hierarchy. Men lose their edge, become obsessed with comfort, and trade the severe discipline of the gymnasium for soft, civilian luxury. Once you level the sexes, you strip the protective class of the raw masculine spine required to form a phalanx.
https://www.tiktok.com/@onelesslubeygirl/video/7595256508154268950
Well, Rorke?
>>222395404a load of it went down her cleavage she's going to have truffly tits
creaming
reaming
>>222395440just biomass brainrot
>>222395437
>Equal rights for women requires men to be neutered.>Neutered men, however, cannot defend a nation from subversive merchants.>Equal rights for women is therefore national suicide.>Only by the destruction of feminism will men regrow their manhood and subjugate the merchants.>Plato warned explicitly in his Republic that when you flatten a society with equality, you destroy the natural hierarchy. Men lose their edge, become obsessed with comfort, and trade the severe discipline of the gymnasium for soft, civilian luxury. Once you level the sexes, you strip the protective class of the raw masculine spine required to form a phalanx.
cloggy is deeply unfunny and uninteresting
>>222395087yeah we know you like blacks especially men
>>222395325>>Immediately sing sweet CarolineIsn't that just an England thing>>222395414>I don't think Scottish people have white trash peopleThey have neds which are the same thing>Ned is a Scottish term for ruffian or hooligan, akin to the word yobhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_(Scottish)
>>222395475ktim
>>222395332People will tell you Restore is a wasted vote, but so is Reform because they won't do anything. Restore it is.
Here comes the scran! Dig in lads!
>>222395475
>>222395462is this achievable natty
>>222395498LOL
>>222394990>how would i chat up a girl enough to get a number if problem was personalityfirst impressions are essentially appearance-basedsecond impressions are about personality you are proving my point by saying you get numbers but no responses later on
Retard UK
>>222395401Typical out of touch politician behaviour. He wanted to seem relatable and picked what he thought working class people eat.
>>222395481truly one of the worst posters here
>>222395513or it's not a real picture or he already ate the rest or it was a joke
>>222395506Rorke's political party
>cloggy is deeply unfunny and uninteresting>truly one of the worst posters here
>>222395465Every country in decline has liberated women. This isn't even deniable. Women's liberation is directly correlated with incels, immigration and demographic collapse.
so nowak thenblown over yet?
>>222395494Guess this is why they don't do these anymore huh.
>/brit/ in 1937sir air ship
>>222395558Why do they love The North Face so much? Seems very common
>>222395563you just spout demented 'grand statements' like youre some old aristo and say theyre 'undeniable'collapse cultists are fuckedThe Sun, our merciful and powerful war god, is displeased with the invention of writing. Every civilisation before ours which had writing coincidentally eventually collapsed or changed into something else. This is the future we chose. Let us be nuked.
rubbing my belly in an erotic way
zoomer shreks
F-w*rd it. We'll do it live.
anyone noticed that poo smells?
>>222395627rorke getting a strange feeling looking at the new shreks
>>222395617Show me one country with liberated women where the birth rate didn't collapse, then they turned to immigration as incel rate rises. Happening to South Korea and Japan right now.
>>222395644Me on the teams call having a meltie while sharing my screen
don’t care still voting Reform
>>222395617they're literally just going nuts over the demographic transition and apparently missed the topic at schoolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_transition
>>222395498squealing
Never stop fighting for the life you want to live.
dunno what to do with myself when I'm off work. I just sit about the flat on the computer until it's time to go to bed.work really does set you free
>>222395673you have the relationship backwards, the liberation of women is a result of improved hygiene and technology that means we don't need to have ten children each to make sure some will live beyond infancy
>>222395713>we don't need to have ten children eachexactly, now we're having zero children instead
imagine what's it's like to be the child of a billionaire, can live like a beet with none of the drawbacks
>>222395664what's the point in posting this shit? NOTHING will change, you think they're gonna deport 10 million browns rorke? just watch the ship sink and get out if you can
FOCKIN SCREMGAGING ME LADIM SCREMGAGING AT THAT ONE ME LAD
>>222395099>bullied by niggers at home>bullied by niggers abroad
starboy and boy of considerable zest x
>>222395739*beet not beet lol
>>222395253
>>222395757UM x
negrobames
>>222395725not because we "liberated women" though
>>222395761do i even need to fucking say it
>>222395741Haha I made that meme
>>222395761Know a mixed lad who looks like Drake and his dad is a white man who looks like Delboy from Only Fools lol
>>222395741Vote restore
>>222395757is that Foden
>>222395757fodeypops
>>222395739quite good i imagineespecially considering rich parents will have good genes probably so you'll be good looking and rich and have connections
>>222395761why are the last two without %?because they are theoretical?
>>222395761My dream life
you don't get things done by talking softly in French
Mad how there were one million Pied-Noirs in Algeria, some of whom who had been there for 100 years, and they all got kicked outMeanwhile the idea of kicking out people from a country is unthinkable today
>>222395759ffs!NEET
>>222395761I love this pic so much. Really makes me smile
>>222395268Weeeeeee
>>222395774say what>>222395761it's vanta black gf 2026
>>222395787yeah mate just vote for another party that makes promises and will definitely keep them because this time it's differentthe browns are here to stay and millions more will come, nothing can be done
beet
>>222395791>especially considering rich parents will have good genestory nonsense
You're a racist? name all the races
On plane with big fat brother and he needed seatbelt extender which means he's not allowed in the extra legroom exit row seat. Lucky the plane isn't full so they've just moved him one forward, embarrassing really
>>222395798And all those Russians from ex-Soviet states that kicked them out but this is IMPOSSIBLE to do today, it cannot happen
>>222395827Monte CarloGrand PrixBrands Hatch
if everybody has sex together we'll all become brown and racism will end <3
>>222395818Rupert Lowe isn't Nigel Farage.
>>222395827Normal, chocolate, yellow and jeet
>>222395800she is very cute
>>222395826girls with rich parents are 99% of time good looking with boys it just depends if they are tall or not
>>222395761A changed rorke
>>222395835TT
the norwood reaper spares no one in the end
>>222395741So what's your solution, just kill yourself?
Wish I could be changed by black pussy I only ever got a blowie from a mulatto and am unlikely to ever get another chance to be thus changed
>>222395818dont care still voting restore britain
>>222395817blud lusting after a locked tekken fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch/oA0WiJPcaJ4pretty cool
>>222395855he's been mostly bald for decades he has a very precise way of combing the hair around that takes ages that covers it all
scran
>>222395851just not true, lots of posh muntersstop gagging on that ruling class dick so much rorke
>>222395859I lost my virginity to a soft, warm, big Booba chocolate girl
>>222395868Actually not locked it's just noob
>>222395761It’s only 200% more likely because they are billions of BMWF couples and only about 1000 WMBF couples
>>222395855this nigga 80
>>222395875Ugly ass bitch
>>222395898statistics understander
>>222395908
Back from LIDL fucking hell it was so hot I was sweating cobs
>>222395826>>222395851Rich people have access to better food with higher quality ingredients, lower stress and more opportunities for healthy leisure activities. Private education, toys and attention that poor parents can't give. It's not genetics. It's a rigged system.Being stupid can keep you poor. Being poor doesn't mean you're stupid. But being poor does stunt your ability to succeed.
>>222395918Would love to lick your armpits clean? x
>>222395898WMBF is more common here than BMWF (which is also very common) but WMBF is very common
>>222395855he's nearly 80 and has slightly thin hair>>222395878nope
per capita? per capita? but I did have breakfast
I do often think it's pointless and that Britain is completely fucked.But then I look at how bad it is now and dread to think what it will be like in 10 or 20 years. Something has to be done.
BMWF isn't common
>>222395855
nth for the holodem
>>222395875god I love her so much
donald trump more like donald trump
>>222395938Vote Green
>>222395922This comment makes too much sense to be posted here
>>222395918Did you get your onahole penis shagging sex toy?
going to be trying to philly cheesestack from mcdonalds tomorrow
>>222395934He needs to stop coping and embrace it
>>222395883That looks really nice
>>222395951>vote for a jewish homosexual communist
>>222395945
>>222395918why the fuck are you shopping at lidl you traitor?shall be informing the shrewsbury aldi pronto
>>222395963Rorke in fits of fury over this literally screaming and shitting himself over the chicken nigga
>>222395959He's used permanent laser removal of his pathetic uneven facial hairCan't grow anything anymore
>>222395970Accelerate
>>222395959he should embrace becoming a redditor
>>222395957No but I got 7 onigiri rice balls
>>222395875She's backing France to win the world cup, a certified wrongun. Only worst choice is Argentina
The watch
vote green and polanski will hypnotise all of your willies to be bigger
>>222395959Did you even look at the image that clearly shows hair growing out of his scalp. Trump isn't bald, it's just leftypol nonsense as per.
>>222395982LOL
>>222395999will my willy level up to being a BWC
i saw the chicken "nigga" he only lays eggs 2x a year
>>222395938Yeah, we need to not be intimidated by the scare tactics of establishment and vote for something we can actually believe in, like Restore Britain.
>>222395984made up bullshitgo back to obsessing about nigger penis
>>222396028Male chickens don't lay eggs
>>222395974Blehhh
>>222395999will he give me a state gf thoo-
>>222395934https://www.vice.com/en/article/how-to-get-donald-trumps-hair/
>>222395866>>222395844lowe ain't winning and even if he did he wouldn't have the power to deport all the muslims or stop more from coming in
Breeding male chickens with male chickens to create super cocks
>>222395974I'm in love...
Disturbing number of zoomies wearing barca shirts
deeply unfunny threadtip to zoomers: pretending to be schizophrenic and demented online stopped being funny many years ago
>>222395855>>222395934spastic he has a hair systemit's on public record he spends 50k a month on it (taxpayer money)
>>222396044>locked up for 48 hours in situation room >comes out hair all messy, bags under eyes>no 5 'o clock shadow (ever)
>>222396047seen someone spaff right up her arsehole
>>222396053retarded article made by a seething leftistnot even a trump fan, he just isn't bald I'm sorry
>>222396047alysa liu and soogs kissing...
>>222395974Really like the way she responds when she sees the camera. It feels so personal. It's like she's saying "Wow, fancy seeing you here!" and she's so excited to see us. I've watched this a hundreds of times and I have no idea what she's saying.
>>222396074blond stubble is hard to see idiot
>not even a trump fan>but i will seethe and defend him because you made fun of his hair
>>222396066Yamal effect innit
>>222396070yeah keeping on policing /brit/ isn't gonna reverse your male pattern baldness and 20 years of regret
>>222396078good god he looks shit
>>222395944that's a disturbing image
>>222396088Also laser hair removal doesn't work on light coloured facial hair like blonde
>>222396096I accept your concession
>>222396054Rupert Lowe is based. I'm not going to vote Farage and be responsible for him cucking to the establishment.
>>222396105you need to stop roleplaying as a child, jaelen. You're fast approaching 26
Incels are easily manipulated.All a woman has to do is make eye contact with the camera and incels will think it's personal.This is why OnlyFans makes billions.Case in point: >>222396087
Queen's just died
>>222396078https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/02/23/trump-try-like-hell-hide-bald-spot-folks/366732002/>"I try like hell to hide that bald spot, folks," he told the crowd. "I work hard at it. Doesn't look bad! Hey, we're hanging in! We're hanging in."
>>222396088That's old, before the hair removal>>222396119Modern ones use multiple different wavelengths, also there's electro hair removal that even works on white/grey hair
>>222396140It's a joke, he's mocking people like you.
>>222396133replied to yourself
>>222396140he is 80 years old, leftymong.
Well it's actually quite nice now given how grim it was earlier
I made this in design and technology in year 9. It's a little wooden storage box with an owl on it. I hand painted it too
>>222396078>>222395934>>222395855stop saying trump is going bald!!! it's just a little thin!!!11
>>222396156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU-k4E_cZJAno he isn't>>222396164yeah, exactly
and what of paul o'grady?
Just made hot chocolate from bits cut from an actual bar of chocolate and it is insane how much better it is than the powder stuff. Although I do feel sick now.Mumberg loved it too.
>>222396172Looks shite
>>222396148I never heard of it working on blonde hair but I haven't really looked into it for years. You are right about electrolysis too, that works on blonde and grey hairs.
>>222396158That would make me a schizo. Thankfully 4chan-x tells me which posts are mine so I won't be fooled by you.
why is rorke getting horny for an 80 year old man now
look! look! this 80 year old has a bald patch!!grow up
>>222396183>makes 10 billion from crypto and scams>can't even get a decent hair transplant
is there anything more cucked than a non-American Trump fan?
>>222396172Very cute
are these mongs arguing about someone's hair?>he's bald!!!>no look he has hair!!!worse than women in here you're all really just petty bitches
>>222396183I'm the person saying Trump isn't bald, after seeing this clip I will concede. It is obvious that he has significant balding at the back and clips of him talking about his bald spot now make sense.I concede
>>222396110I liked how CCs looks like Radagon there, both shattered, still doing their duty
just uncovered some lost aryan wisdom
In hindsight this big woolly jumper I put on this morning was not necessary today
imagine if trump and jeremy clarkson died on the same day. I would cheers and kneeslide on all surfaces. I would fist pump the air.
>>222396172We made something like that too. Didn't paint mine though. Was a bit of a lazy bastard me.
dont call me unfunny, y-you're just a trumper!!
>>222396247spaz
>>222396213it's not notable, it's just odd somebody thinks it's not true
>>222396248i would celebrate trump's death but clarkson's death would make me sad
>>222396250I also made a desk tidy and a mug with pictures of Pokémon on it. The desk tidy was in year 7 and the mug was year 8 I believe.>>222396235Thank you
You can tell the ethnic demographics of /brit/ are shifting because there's adult men here that have never seen a blonde-haired White man's up close before.That's just what blonde men look like.He's not bald.
Lets see how the UK is doing..>78-year-old patient left with rash and needing blood tests after being covered with feces and urine at UK hospital following ceiling collapseJesus fucking christ
>>222396077>>222396082Alysa did what!?
>>222396247winter is here....
>>222396196>never heardJust Google it, it's not that hard to find
>>222396236didn't that guy die
Women don't deserve to orgasm.
>>222396183Nobody in this thread will look this good at his age
Need these averages pumping I'm behind my 15k average for June goal
miserable week
>>222396280that's how i cope with my bald spot too>i just have light hair, it's the lighting haha
>>222396247It's fucking humid as fuck mate. Get the jumper off and tied around your waist.>>222396294No need to be rude. The Belgian never speaks to me like you do.
>>222396257It was fucking horrid this morning to be fair
someone at work asked if I'd ever had a gf and i just nodded. don't think i got away with it
>>222396261nobody here is denying he's losing hair, because he is an 80 year old man. The other poster you're arguing with is just calling you obsessed for pointing out the obvious. Kind of like how everybody said Biden had dementia and people like you would be like we have to stop talking about this
>>222396191>Although I do feel sick now.that will be the palm oil and all the shite they put in them now
Sneed’s Feed and Seed
mad how I have never once said lets see how germany is doing
>>222396326Feels like such an odd thing to ask someone at work
>>222396326Nobody at work has ever asked me this but if they do I plan on saying I've been with guys but not a girl
>>222396281not like in Germany
cannot imagine nigel, from cheadle, getting riled up because someone made fun of trumpactual cuck
>>222396280he has a bald spot and his hair is almost exactly the same as my old gramps, it looks thinner than it is sure, but when there's a bald spot there's a bald spot especially when they straight up tell you they have one
>>222396281Isnt your entire economy collapsing as we speak?
let’s see how Germany is doing
>>222396087gp
>>222396281Probably took him 5-8 years to seen too. At least we have free healthcare. Hahaha...
>>222396354I dont think anybody in your aldi shift team is going to ask a runt like you anything like that
>>222396329>nobody here is denying he's losing hairyes they are>people like youinvent more things to be angry at
>>222396332not interested in right wing health bro nonsense sorryI'm sick because I had a lot of chocolate
>>222396346based
>>222396326It's sad but in those situations you have to go over the top to keep them at bay.>Yeah I've had a GF and I used to shag her like crazyThis would have worked. I fear you're in for a long ride over the next few weeks.
>>222396281You lost, they won.
that sirmadam mod on /r/baduk is such an insufferable prickimagine being so mindbroken by restore britain that you feel the need to 'um ackshually' the rape gang inquiry
>>222396377They often ask me what I did while I was off and I just say "not much". No point trying to explain anime and video games to them because they wouldn't get it. Easier to just avoid the question.
>>222396133She's much cuter and better at performing interest than OF models
i just own it and say no i dont have a gf. and follow it up with tales about phimosis and they usually shut up pronto!
What do you reckon to girls wearing dungarees
>>222396087For me it's how her hair waves, it's almost like she's on cloud. Goofy cute but tranquil all the same
>>222396382The only thing anybody said to you was the article was demented, which it was, because its pointing out an 80 year old man is losing his hair. You must have gotten a bit embarrassed and now you're making up what the argument was all about.
>>222396039I've thought about joining Restore.
mikasa
Rorkestore Shitstain
>>222396393politics is football for nerds, they don't actually have morals they just support whatever their side is doing and shit on the other sidethis applies to both rorke and leftypol
being purposely blunt with the indian contractors at work over teams because they’re indian
>>222396383>substituting real ingredients for processed oil slop is now a right wing conspiracyWhen did leftists start bootlicking for corporations? Why do leftoids only care about gays and importing brown people now?
>>222396399i love you so much
what are cheap foods to buy besides pasta and rice
sometimes when i play wordle i feel retarded because its mising one letter and i end up guessing the entire keyboard for something obvious
>>222396440*yawns loudly in your face*
>>222396414Well put.
>>222396448I usually get rice and pasta when I'm looking for cheap stuff
>>222396399Can you post a picture of your smelly sex shitpipe
>>222396469>>222396469>>222396469
>>222396448all the bakery stuff at tesco after 7pm is 90% off
Something like half of gen z have no partners you don't have to hide it it's not the 60s anymore
>>222396419based>>222396435retard normalfag cope
>>222396448Eggs, flour, potatoes, carrots, beans, lentils
>>222396417you don't know which posts are mine, idk why you're pretending these don't exist:>>222395934>slightly thin hair>>222396005>Trump isn't bald, it's just leftypol nonsense as per.>>222396078>he just isn't bald>>222396156>it's just a joke when he said he was bald>>222396280>That's just what blonde men look like.and then you come along and say nobody is saying this, very odd, very very oddmy opening post on this topic was to say no shit he's bald that's not news
these niggas arguing about how much hair trump has
