new topichow fast can you run
so this is the new is it
The Gay Porn Recycling Centre
Not a fan
>>222397852sorry
just stubbed my toe and let out a gay porn scream
>>222397859depends on if i'm wearing my new trainers
Gay Porn Empire
>>222397859if I concentrate and get into my running mode then I can be pretty quick yeah
>>222397893no you can't have them on
mad how there were kings of Italy named "Umberto"/brit/-aah nigga name
>>222397903kek why is this such a common meme these days? bit too much porno me thinks
a dancea dancea gay porn dance
>>222397904what does it take for you to get into your running mode is there a button
>>222397699literally my dreami want an ugly 2/10 with a nice arse
how are people shagging people who live on the same street as them? how do you even meet them or know them?
would anyone like a cup of tea?
*enters the thread*
Nobody is going to like this but if Labour reversed the Boris Wave and stopped pushing digital ID, they would absolutely crush Reform (and Tories). It's like they don't want to win. They just get off on destroying Britain.
>>222397933on my prostate yeah
>>222397927choking hazard
>>222397925screaming nigga name UMberto
>how do you meet and get to know someone who literally lives next to youyeah a real head-scratcher that one
>>222397941*starts screaming like an absolute madman, an utter lunatic*
>>222397944orseberg
when you find an asmr channel that gives you mega tingles and they’re still active and they have 1000 videos yess
>>222397944Why the long face? Don't leave the door open mate, were you born in a barn!?
>>222397975remember where you are
>>222397927good show this
>>222397960WEE UMBY
>>222397944catberg does nothing to stop the intruder. pitiful
>>222397925>>222397960scweam
>>222397987"is mr hands in?"
>>222398000grim freak both you and him
leftypol adopting a baby with his male partner and raping it to death
any 40+ year olds tried these dating apps? am I wasting my time? not ugly or nothing, just really want a shag
>>222398000man arse is just shaped wrong
>>222397982do you have a tug to asmr or you just sit there and listen to it? don't really get it
>>222398004intruder? that's their horse
>>222398000Please stop posting this one. Nobody wants to see it.
>>222398029looks like a side character from shameless in this
>>222398029kek riss me riss me
>>222398029ouu shiiii
It's going to be warm next week, about 30 degrees from Monday
>>222398029this is her on alternate Earth in Andromeda Galaxy
>>222398038i listen to some before sleeping, it activates some primitive instinct that causes a pleasant tingling sensation and makes you sleepy some people goon to it but thats not what it’s about
>>222398029wasn't she prime minister for seven weeks
>>222397975you know people on your whole street? how?
>>222398059is it yeah? is it?
nobody care me :(
>>222398059that's hot
Reeeeally don't like the british working/lower classes, they're just uniquely repressible and nauseating
the last thing rorke sees on his incel walk
he ran an image through aithis makes it funnier in his mind
>>222398083I care x
>>222398083seen videos of her wearing nappies and pissing herself
>>222398088Don't like middle class snobs. Working class are the only trve British people, honest people, good people. You twats just do everything to be seen by others. Soulless golems.
nipping down to asda anyone want anything
>>222398083seen her creepy wanking videos
>>222398071Not him but I do. Small village though, so it's one of those situations where everyone knows everyone and has done for decades.
just love that edm arse posted last thread
still laughing at UMberto kek
>>222398116mr bloobywhat are you like!!!
>>222398083Exactly 0% chance you're the girl in the video. But she is really cute. That hat is like something they give out to new Google employees.
>>222398116stuart lubbock sex arse please
>>222398113yeah working class dont care about buying things to impress other people
>>222398088It's the mum's that make me the most sick, seeing those horrifiyingh cellulite ridden blobs screeching down their phone as their dysgenic little diagnosed with AuDHD at 18months snot nosed sproglets, going home to feed them processed dinosaur nuggets and sweets before letting them loose in the streets
>>222398112>>222398117...link?
>>222398134There are zero girls here. The closest we have to a girl is a cross dressing gimp who isn't even on hormones.
>>222398116Fucking classic!
>>222398149tell your mates not us. if you have any mates
>>222398155on 'imp'ity
>>222398088alri leftypol
>>222398113>honest people, good people
he's always watching you
>>222398134your first time seeing a propeller hat?
>Exactly 0% chance you're the girl in the video. But she is really cute.
>>222398168oh shit 13 people? well that changes everything
might print off some leaflets advertising /brit/ and then put them in people's houses so more women show up here
>>222398124Rave Candids has some good footagehttps://bunkr.cr/a/zgQz3CdC
>>222398159hey I am on hormones
could feed a small nation with the amount of money thrown into the average council estate black PIP hole
>>222398192scream
>>222398201good idea
Flying Rorke Kick
just got bloody rorke kicked
rorke going to the toilet after a night of drinking and eating curry and doing a big diarrhea fart and shouting HAPOOKEN!
>>222398202why do american raves have tons of naked people
>candidsgrim
>>222398254It's no different to raves here, you're just seeing the creepshots all at once.
orange man bad
haven't eaten anything yet today but I'm gonna go out on a run
>>222398267this so much this
>>222398263it seems different to the raves here
apparently grooming gang victims are in the 200 thousandsinsane number, 200k victims and it somehow went on for that long
>>222398281source: your pasty white arse
>>222398294just not true though is it
>>222398168Yes, and what were they protesting? Bet you support overruning the country with immigrants, you fucking nonse. I hate posh out of touch twats.Oooooohh I like having different restaurants to go to with my goldigger wife who sleeps around. If we send them back, we'd just have to eat fish and chips!
>>222398300yeah it's way more
my lucky day
>>222398297yeah pasty and white because it's never exposed at a rave
>>222398305>Hating someone because of their ethnicity means you're a good person actually
already picked what I think will be the funniest post this thread
just heard some bad news coming out of Rorke's mum's house in Ludlow, Shropshire that Rorke has apparently SLEPT IN until 2pm, Rorke's mum is furious about this
>>222398317just exposed when its getting blacked
>>222398320>disliking England having 25% English cities is actually hatefulkys retard
>>222398331roar
>>222398312christ what the fuck is that thing, what the actual fuck is it
>>222398300that's just what I've heard, how many was it?
>>222398328Ludlow mentionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKrrJMX3g4g
>Americans when they see an unsucked Scottish football fan's cock for some reason
>>222398328Penglow
might descale the kettle
Okay Google, set alarm Jobcentre a month from now
>>222398320>hate against white people>progress>protecting white people>hateYou really are a mindbroken little shithead.
inscrutable image
>freegifmaker.me
put the paki nonces heads into the hippo mouth
>>222398374me eating a malteser
>>222398374my head between two rugby lezzer thighs rather
>>222398335>racism is hatefulYeah it is, moron>>222398368I don't hate white people you moron
umming my fucking arse off over here
im not a fucking mormon okay
my penis is quite small
>>222398351One of the weirdest reactions I've seen to the England fans is people saying "when you order Scotland fans from temu"So by their own admission the two sets of fans are more or less the sameAnd yet one they're gushing over and the other they're completely hostile against the otherInsane how much people will let their feelings be dictated by what they've read on the internet
moo
genuinely how did Scotland become so reddit?
>>222398351The glazing is utterly insufferable. Can't wait for them to get absolutely trounced by a real team and go home.
any stroke victims in 0_o
>>222398435stopped all the heroin
Heard yanks are seething at england fans because they're getting out-boozed and out-bantsed n it's making them feel inferior
>>222398429heeland coo!
>>222398436hope they win at least another match just to get their hopes up a bit more lol
I hope everybody has a nice time
>>222398398>erm actually not wanting to be a minority or extinct in a land your ancestors lived in for thousands of years is hatredback 2 reddit you go, muppet
most americans could not tell the difference between a northener and a scottish person
>>222398435people hate england for becoming more populist like america so now scotland has become the new le wholesome canada meme
>>222398487>>>/int/cum
>>222398435It's just ABE Syndrome, the Scottish fans aren't doing anything too Reddit but because other people see they can support a direct "opponent" to England instead of just random teams here and there they do itSo naturally the sun shines out of their arses and the English can't do anything right
>>222398503hope he reads this
Best football match oat has to be Germany v Brazil at the 2014 world cup
>>222398480*shoos you out of the thread with a large broom*
Don't mind some of them, it's just most of them aren't very nice so I don't want any of them
>>222398429*waddles towards you*
>>222398514>2014Has it been that long already
>>222398532I know lad, madness
>>222398515:(*leaves actually for real*
>>222398532no
just found out my tv remote might have been listening to my goon sessions
it's coming home
2010 england versus germanyball clearly over the linecheated out of the goal, morale in shambles
>>22239834342
scran
blud got blacked
it's just a jump to the left
*looks around thread*anyone in?
these shorts are ingenious because you can clearly exposure your entire arse while still being under the pretence that you're wearing shorts, when in reality you have the same amount of arse out as you would in a thongwomen are so fucking based it's unreal
>>222398481Immigration doesn't make you extinct, unless you're unable to shag, which I guess must be true
Wifeberg ate some beef mince shite at lunch time and she's got proper rancid farts that she thinks are hilarious. Not on like
>>222398648CORRRRR
Not 100% sure but I think I THINK I might have completely fucked my PC
genuinely insane how good i look
>>222398641extremely virginous post
glod
>>222398643Brits are popping out 1.4 kids while immigrants are having 6+. Just think about that for a second you dumb twat.
native americans thriving due to the migration and settling of Europeans
seeing a woman’s exposed ankle and absolutely losing my bloomin’ mind because of it
>>222398595honestly love a good sausage with red sauce
>>222398684i would have assumed the same but i actually just have a fetish for candid stuff and have had it for a decade, despite having a girlfriendsometimes i record her arse as well when we're out walking
>>222398648are you a WFH couple? grim if so
Me and Rorke exploring Nigger Head cave
>>222398641>women are so fucking based it's unrealbiologically impossible.
>>222398724you and wee rorke is it
today's menu
There’s so much delicious arse out in public today its really not fair I can’t bury my nose inbetween those smelly arse cheeks
>>222398697kek
>>222398734southgate’s willy pov
life's gone a bit pete tong
>>222398741...no. I'm only doing it alone...
WATCH: The Moment Jamie Varley Is Arrested For Murdering 13-Month-Old Preston DaveyNo amount of prison time will ever be a sufficient punishment for what this disgusting savage did to an innocent and defenceless little babyYet again Social Service have blood on their handshttps://x.com/JamesPGoddard90/status/2066881708222550349ANOTHER GAY FREAK MURDERS A WHITE BABY
funy women
a woman would grabbed my nipples when I was fucking her but she ended up pulling down as I lifted myself up a bit and this horrific pain shot through my tit and into the pit of my stomach and I made this really gay sounding cry of pain and lost my hard ondidn't know what it was called at the time, but I obviously gave her the ick
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/jun/17/bbc-presenter-ashley-cain-called-women-slags-sluts-bitchesslagsslutsand bitches!OH THE HORROR!!!
>>222398753always think this when i'm out and aboutthey are piff and peng and untouchable
>>222398782>would*once
>>222398643Feminism led to women going to college and university and working on a career like a man instead of starting a family.Fortunately for the population of Britain we now have a LOT of people here who aren't feminist. Not one bit. In fact women are effectively slaves in their eyes. Their worth is purely in their breeding ability. And these people love to breed. So much so that if nothing changes they will outbreed the natives and eventually control this country. At which point it will become like their homeland. No more English. So much for diversity.But hey at least women will get what they want which, based on their voting patterns is to be held captive and have 10 babies raped out of her.
>>222398772same if I'm honest
nigga how tf can you be a virgin just have sex literally just get a gf and have sex lol
if I had a wife or gf i would give her sex cums every night. thoughts?
>>222398842
>>222398842Sounds exhausting.
>NEW: Dallas has been FLOODED with St. George’s crosses by England fans ahead of tonight’s World Cup game https://x.com/BROKENBRITAIN0/status/2067234027287797834Conquest.
>>222398826boss just saw thisi'm done for boys
Absolutely mental how many girls have to be raped and tortured and killed before leftypol notices a pattern
rorke wearing his hoodie in the pool
rorke is proof you need a gay porn fall before you can black pussy rise again
http://x.com/Donna_Rachel_/status/2066919466949063158uh oh..
honestly mental that basically everyone thinks it's fine to bodyshame people if they have different political views
How do people become alcoholics? A couple of beers and I feel terrible the next day.
>>222398860beautiful
>>222398889they do just need to be killed don't they
>>222398860going to be hilarious when you guys lose lol
>>222398889oh nevermind she's just a Jew lmao
>>222398786They probably were. Never understood why people get flak for calling things by the proper names.
>>222398910you eventually stop getting hangovers
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1781624626520577.webm
blud said beautiful
>>222398879Pattern noticing is correlated with being a racist. I'm afraid you're gonna have to be re-educated mate.
>>222398938>clicks webm>sees still of a factory>closes webm
>>222398915>>222398931she's exposed and explained it much better than chuds tho, idk why she laughed though
>>222398934A rising tide lifts all boats?
>>222398898Erm it's actually fine to kill people if they have different political views
>>222398860Incoming seething middle class self hating English commentators
hi lads any of you have webms of people dying or being dead
>>222398938Why do they get into the machine labelled "Chinaman rape and crushing machine"
>>222398943omg is that peter griffin?
muslims could enslave and cannibalise 2 million babies and leftypol would still worship them
just found out gen Z don’t find Superbad funny, another reason to hate them
mental how my grandad will just comment on every attractive woman he sees on the telly and nanberg just smiles
>>222398932they love shaming, except when they're not on the team
>>222398974Snowflake crying over a t shirt
>>222399017oh my days unc have a Primestop being a wasteman no cap
>>222399022based as fuck
>>222399022she probably wants to shag them too
rTims feet look fucked
>>222399022once saw my grandad scrolling reddit on his phone in front of the tvhe was looking at a subreddit for like 18-20 year old onlyfans modelscan't remember which one specifically
>>222399050they look fine you fucking idiot
Remember when edgy comedian Sam Hyde cried over Kirk getting no scoped and said you’re NOT allowed to make jokes about it
>>222399050Give this man compression socks
>>222399069Kirk Cobain?
>>222398974mental how leftypol is going to freak out and start moralising again when hasanpiker gets his peahead blown off
at my dad's funeral one of his mates thought it was the perfect opportunity to say he once wanked watching my dad shagging a woman outside a pub at midnight and said my dad was always better at getting women than him and his other matesbizarre, maybe that was his version of saying something nice
>>222399069thats what you did for george floyd leftypoppy
>>222399069>said you’re NOT allowed to make jokes about ithe didn't say that though. he said try to get people fired for laughing at it and admitted it's faggy to do so but must be done cause it works
he spent over 300 quid on that fucking revitive and it broke only after a few weeks and now this
>>222399109need him taken to theme hospital for a foot decompression procedure asap
>>222399069no
>>222399109this is a result of organ failure btw
>>222399109How THE FUCK does he have so much money?
>>222399066they're clearly swollen and inflamed, might even be edema
>>222399096Bizarre lie
>>222399099I don't want someone who wants me dead because they're mindbroken over trump to be serving me food, or serving me in any capacity. What if they find out I'm an evil Nazi like Charlie Kirk was? Will they poison me? Not should they be fired but I don't want to share a society with these people.
you're mad cause it turns out blacks built britain
Girl on Place In The Sun on Channel 4 right now is an absolute worldie 10/10
>>222399141No, I'm 100% telling the truth. It didn't come out of the blue because they were all talking about how he looked like George Michael when young and how much women loved him.
Timmy Kirk
>>222399109thats just diabetes
>>222399167omfdz touch fucking grass you mindbroken incel freak good grief
>>222399167yeah that was his point. we can't share a society with each other
>>222399136hes of the middle classthey have their ways
>>222399173imageboard not textboard
>>222399136he's jewish. remember that photo of him at the jewish camp in america
any dogshit posture man in
Tim the stud is schlicking and licking his BAME nurses' vaginas right now as we speak
>>222399220I made an effort to stand up straight a few years back and it's become natural now
>>222399220dunno im always lying down
>>222399229how did you do that then
my arse cries out for a blackraping
>>222399096That's what you get for dying at 53 with a full head of hair and no system
>>222399035Remind me where the term snowflake came from. Was it people being oversensitive about someone being killed for their beliefs? Or was it people being oversensitive about "microaggressions" from which they need a "safe space" to hide?
>>222399241a BlackAttack if you will
>>222399240made an effort to stand up straight
>>222399109Why doesn't he just stop drinking? You don't even need to go to the gym to lose weight. It's all calories and liquid calories are the easiest to cut.
>>222399257that doesnt fix your posture
>>222399240Don't know how to answer this question, it's like being asked how you lift your arm up or something. I just stood up more erect.
>>222399274>>222399273
tim has a better life than me
Drink at least 8 cups of Nescafe Gold instant coffee a day
>>222399273>>222399278It fixed mine
>>222399291then you didnt have bad posture to begin with
>>222399280ktimmeine
>>222399273yes it does
>>222399308it's exhausting posting here sometimes
Can't believe cfake.com is actually gone.Loved wanking to that 15 years ago.
>>222399192Don't worry I'm not going to burn down a police station and declare West Hull an autonomous zone where the police aren't allowed like they did over a career criminal who died of a drug overdose while being detained. Just saying if you'd cheer my death because I don't share your beliefs then I don't want to live anywhere near you. That seems reasonable.
>>222399317no it doesnt
um
>>222399335yes it does
>>222399324>>222399340Wasn't expecting that
>>222399344it doesnt
>>222399356it does
>>222399340anyone could have made that picture
bardock nobummer
>>222399356studies show that standing up straight is better posture
>>222399334you are deeply mentally ill
>>222399340You're going to jail now.
>>222399362what about someone without arms?
hopefully england is knocked out the cup as quickly as possible before the benefits class get too riled up
>>222399361it doesnt
>using muscles properly doesnt help you ok mong
new kitten names Shrimp
>>222399323gotta get in the habit of ignoring posts
>It’s worth it. I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendm-ACK!
Real toddler vibes here
>>222399385what muscles are you using to improve your posture by standing straight then
>>222399403amazing
bad posture can be caused by many different things, if it's a skeletal issue then it likely can't be fixed by standing up straightif its just because you habitually slouch then you canIt's amazing how many useless arguments here are because people simply refuse to define their terms
>>222399403what's he doing in the void
mad how empty my life is. need to do a bald and bankrupt and sell all my possessions to go traveling
>>222399403I love him
>>222399419habitual slouching isnt a thingits your body assuming a natural position AKA BAD POSTURE
Right then list every muscle right now
>>222399370And yet if a lefty campaigner was shot to death in front of their children I wouldn't make t shirts celebrating it.
>>222399414legs, back, and core
>>222399403wonder if yank cats and uk cats meow in the same languagelike with the deafs, they have two different sign languages. so yanks are a complete foreign entity to them.
get every civilian armed and trained
>>222399381it does
>>222399456
>>222399446the bicep. the tricep. the quadricep. the buttock. the thigh. the heart.
people with bad posture stand straightit's almost impossible to not stand straight unless you're hunchback of notre dame tier
new chris spergo kino incoming
>>222399447charlie kirk said that executions should be televised and that children should watch them as an initiation
>>222399479I love this guy, can't stop watching his slop
should legalize duel arenas to wipe out the psychos
just saw a lad chuckling to himself whilst walking towards the local barclays branch
>>222398189It's not right...
